Punxsutawney Spirit, 1890-10-08

              ALL SPEAK ENGLISH •30,000 111 Mlfflit flratm. m BURGLAR'S ADVENTURE, only"—. J. A. WALTER, 'HY8ICIAS AND SURGEON, PCNXBCTAWNET, PA. STREET CAR COURTESY, Ainoric; .nv but own 1. 8. J. HUGHES, axons 3 XJROEON DENTIST, pbhxkttattwbt, PA. Furnishing Goods ! ■oath end ofjFindley street. B..MOEBISON, D. D. 8. DENTAL BOOMS, gutters of tfc |fmu. tUor B. MORRIS, JUSTICE or TBS PEACH, Main Street, Hotel Pantell Build in*, irmwD- turn NXSTJTAWNEY, PA., NESDAY, O >BER 8, IH90. CLAYTON NORTH ■ake MO Ctiar. TWIH»> Plttakarih ExpMllIra Cm THE Original One Price Clothier nnrsaoTAVKir, Pa ■Momd itarrol M» Zclttw'i brlok MttMlBthsCourtiof AdJ»oentoo«B- >• TSUITT} A TTORHWY-A T-LA W, ALWAYS WIDE AWAKE With every Department tilled with the Ctoiccsl Hess aid Boys' Gloibing1 BlOOITIUl, PA I 1> Uataon Block, oppeaite the publlo :S ft CLABK, A TTORNK T8-A T-LA W, i with Judge Jeaki. Legal btulnMacare- Itonded to. ARD A. CARMALT, A TTOBNB Y-AT-LA W, BbooktHiU, Pa RmOLMTILLa, PA' DISTRICT ATTORNEY, saw before. in We are prepared to show you Bargains MEN'S SUITS such as you never Last year it ooat as upward* of #2,000 to exhibit at the opening Exposition. We have been kept so terribly buy this aummer, however, in selling onr Pianos, and Organs, and Banjos, and Mandolins, and Gnitara, and Brass Horns and SbeetMasio, that we actually found no time to get up an exhibit for this year's show. However, we propose to give oar customers the benefit of this great Having, ho that anyone who will bay a'Piano, or Organ or any other instrument daring the continuance of the fair, will get the benefit of an extra reduction in prioe of goods of 5 and 10 per cent. Visitors to the show can therefore make some $50 by calling on H. Kleber & Bro.'s Music Store, 50G Wood Street, and buying oneof their internments. Kleber's is the oldest music store west of the mountains, and the most reliable one too. They give n full warrantee of 8 AND 10 YKARS and sell on easy payments. Ninety per sons out of a hundred would rather trnst to Mr. Kleber's choice than to run the risk of the sharp tricks practiced by so many musio dealers. Kleber & Bro. have kept a music store for FIFTY years, and they had the first ohoice of all and Organs in the country, leaving the indifferent and poor ones to be picked up by the other dealers. They are the sole agents for the famous STEIN WAY, CONOVEK, GABLER, OPERA, aud EMElt SON Pianos, also for the wonderful VOCATION Church Organs, and the mouse and dust-proof EARHUFF Parlor Organs. Anything in the music line which you can not get at Kleber's is not worth having Don't fail to oall at Kleber's then, ftO Wood st., three doors above 5th ave., Pittsburgh, Pa. 17w4 AN INDUCEMENT TO VO WENT try To Visit Friends or to View tlio Conn< EL RAMEY, A TTORNE Y-A T-LA W 1807 Fat. N.-W., Wiwhlngton, D. C tlolog attorney In the htimI conrta In nrtonand elsewhere. Proaecntea claim* all the OoTernment Departmeata. Alao irchaae and aale of real eatate. 14-11 OVERCOATS, Immediately after his arrival the guards, keepers and officers to tho number of forty marched down to tho basement, where they formed three sides of a square. Within tho square stood Warden Ouimet and tho chief keeper. Tho trianglo to which Curson was to be tied stood in tho middlo. After having divested himself of his coat Curson strippod to tho waist, walkod with firm stop to tho triangle, to which ho was strappod by four guards. A stuffed leather strap was then put around his nock to protect it. At a signal from Deputy Warden McCarthy tho officer who was appointed to inflict tho punishmontstepped forward, and, taking up tho cat-o'-nine-tails, waited for tho word. In a minute there was a sound, and immediately afterward tho nino knotted ends lashed tho whito flosh. Cusson never winced, but at tho third blow lio groaned pitoously, and kopt it up until tho end. When tho ond wis roachod half of tho back from botwoen tho shoulders down was ono mass of laeorated floah. When ho was unfastened from tho triangle Curson walked ovor to tho bench where his clothes lay, and his back was covered with a cloth saturated with salt and water. Curson then dressod himself and, accompanied by two guards, walkod firmly up-stairs to his coll.—Ot tawa Letter. FLOGGING IN CANmo*.. TklHj LukM fllrai t Prisoner In a U«bm Pealtentte^y. Within the past year tho old-time mode of punishing a certain class of criminal* in Canada with tho application of the lath has been rapidly revived. The St. Vincent <le Paul penitentiary, fli the province of Qtobeo; was the scene of a well-merited flogging last week. Two weeks ago one Joseph Donnois, alias Carson, who has been wandering around the country in tho euise of a priest, was sentenced, in accordance with tho new Dominion law, to two years in the penitentiary and to rooeive thirty lasbes for annoying little girls. Curson is an old offender, having recoived tweruy lashes in the Montreal jail two years ago tor a similar offense. The (Inking was given with tlio greatest provision and dispatch. After the day's work was over and tho other convicts had returned to thoir cells, the prison physician, accompanied hv guards, went to Curson's cell, and after examining him, made a written report that tho prisoner was in fit condition to roceivo the punishment. Curson maintained a stolid Indifference as ho was led forth to thd ba8oment, wboro tho flooring was to take place. In Men's Pants We surprise them all. We received a brand new line last week. All wool Pants, $2 50. Thes are Bargains you cannot afford to miss Round trip first class tickets, good 30 days, at the lowest first-class one way rate (wtaicb is half fare in each direction). Such is the limit aud the rate governing the sale of tickets on September 9, 23 and October 14, over the Union Pacific system to points in Kansas and Nebraska; Denver, Colorado Springs, Poeblo, and other points in Colorado; Cneyenne, and all Wyoming towns! Salt Lake City and Ogden, Utah; Helena, Butte, and other Montana points, and to Idaho points east of and including Weiser, Tickets to poiuts on Union Pacific system will be sold via Kansas City, Leaveworth. St. Josepb, Conncil 15luffs, Omaha, orSioux City by all tioket agents in Pittsburg Washington, Pa., Wheeling, W. Va., and at coupon ticket offices of all lines weBt of the Ohio river, Salamanoa and Buffalo Stop-off privileges will be granted on the Uuion Pacitio system in either direction. For ratt s of fare, maps and full information oall on or address Thos. S. Spear, trav eliug passenger agent, 400 Wood I street Pittsburg, Pa. R. Tenbroeck, General EaHtern Agent, New Yobk. 14w4 Whilo on tho subject of tho onion haliit tho writer ventures to mention another no less terrible in itj chains of slavery. A bacholor. who works late at night and so does not arise at an early hour, has for years had his coiToe in bod immediately upon awakoning. lie declares that if ho is forccd to dress without  his cofTeo ho is unable to eat breakfasts He suffers from a severe headache all day and goos to bed misorablo. IIo admits that he has not tho courage t > try to break himself of tho habit. Wivos and mothers doubtless feolno sympathy for this slavo. Another case is that of a man who was passionately fond of watermelons. Coming from San Francisco to Now York onco he acquired a violent "wat -mt Ion thirst." Tho rido across tho ho, plains of Nevada had loft his throa1. with a wild craving for watermelon. At North Platte, Neb., ho was ablo tobuyasickly groen watermolon for SI. 25. Ho returned to his sleeping car armed with his melon and six bottles of boor. lie ato tho molon down to the rind, drank Iho beer that afternoon and spent tho night on %n exploring trip similar to one of Dante's. That watermelon, ho says, was liis last. IIo could forgive the boer, but tho molon —novor! And now men in throo instances having shown tbomsolvos poor, wo.ik roaturos, tho tools of tho whims and fancies of a dopraved tasto, it is fair to spoak of tho case of a woman who is tho wifoofono of tho best-known men in New-England. Hofore going to bed at night sho always oats a thin slico of bread and butter. Sho avors that without it sho could not sleopL Sho novor eats raoro than one slico, but that one slico Is actually nocossary for a peaceful slumber. She is a striking example of a victim of tho broad-and-buttor habit.—N. Y. Tribuno. and-Hutter Onion, ColTaf, Wat or-Melon and Bread* "I was for many years a victim of the onion habit," ho said. "Onions to a man who likes thom are irresistibly fas: cinating. It was always a temptation to i me to eat them at every opportunity, i When I was forced to go out a day, and so was oblige! to deny mysolf the | onions, my sacrifice caused mo actual , misery. One of my tricks was to oat a I lato supper after working until ! long past midnight Of this tapper sliced onions with a salad J«> - ng : formed no unimportant part. 1 discovered that the more onions I ate the less I was ablo to resist the cajoleries oi their flavor, and, determining to free mysolf from this servitude, 1 deliberately sat down one night to ur my unsavory passion. 1 sliced the est and strongest ones that I could find, made my own drossing and then set to eat tbem. I ate until my throat was on Are and my stomach was a furnace. I ato until tears poured from my eyen. Tho biggest and strongest one of .ill 1 saved for the last and as I devoured thai I wept bitterly. P.u: I v.-as without pity toward mysolf and rotnorsolessly and fiercely ato on. 1 liavo not oaten an onion tineo that night. 1 do not like them." —Rev. E. II. Lawrence, of Wisconsin, was presontod with a Itiblo many years ago whicli ho carried through the war. He always carried it in his coat pockot. At the battle of Jvennesaw Mountain a bullet struck Rev. Mr. Lawronco on bU left side, penetrating his coat and shirt, then Into his Bible, stopping at Isaiah 111., 7. Strange to say, the Bible saved bis life, and he preserved tho book with the bullet in it until his doath. The first sermon ho ever preached ho took tho verse at which tho bullot stopped for his text, and preached the sertoea at Antioch Church, Morgan County. about his neighbor's business thau lie does about his own. The A'.l- Well, perhaps lie is the only man In town who knows more Wo are tlio "Original," but he is not "The Only" one price clothier. He makes an apology, and says he was not the aggressor. Wo *ay ho was the aggressor, and is accountable for all that has been said. The great "I am tho and the one who signs himself "The Only." 'HYSICIANAND SURGEON, CLATYILLI, Pi. ■Office and residence one square back of flUesplee store. 15-7-ly. CHARLES G. ERNST, Y8ICIAN AND SURG BOX, [ PcNXIUTAWXIT, PA. rmanently located In this plaoe, and ofi professional services to the cltlxens of stnlty. He may be found at all tlmoe at oe, corner of Mahoning nnl Penn street, rfzeltler's grocery, terman language l. Member of Board f Pension Erami- Our Win But life is wise Creator, who saw fit to put us all in this world, in all avocations of life, saw fit to have but ono "Only" in Punxsutawney too short and time too valuable to be spout answering' such catlle. He speaks of his good name! No, thanks; we do not cuvet Ms name or business. He had better keep that name. It is the only one he will ever have. Our business has never born better. We have not had time to write an edvertisement for three weeks, ■nltatlons in English and German. Disof the eye, ear and throat, a specialty. All sal operations on the eye, ear and throat illy and safely performed. Byes accuratetmined and tested for the adjustment of ©per glasses. ter stock lt> coming in daily and going out just 'lie «ame. The insurance firm of Jno. F. bd<1 G. E Brown, of Clarion and Brookville, had a large portion of the insurance in PunxSutawney at the time of our great fire of 1886 and it is not flattery to say that their adjustments were prompt and satisfactory. Every loss was settled and paid by sight drafts, over *30,000 being paid by their companies within 60 days after the fire. That fire did not dis courage them and they have written most of the new buildings and stocks. Their busi uess has increased so much that they have opened an office in Punxsutawnev, in front room of second story of John Zeitler block, and placed Walter S. Brown, one of the brothers, in charge. Their line comprises the largest and best companies doing basinets in the United Mtat.es 16-29 PUKX1UTAWTJ1T, Pi. ■OBee In hla residence,! a the West End. w. J. CHANDLER, SUBQEOX DENTIST, le Building, lour doors west of Mabon ,k. FFHX8CTAWH*Y, PA. More Underwear than any s orein Mt.n's Fannel and Jersey Overshirts. Boots and .Shoes—Tho* j. T. V. .;,d Shoes, the Conde Rubber Boots. We handle on] v iho 1. st. More Neckwear than you ever saw, E. & N. Collars and Cuffs, the Manhattan White Shirts, Gloves and Hosiery. Hats, Jijtfs, Ihits! A" the latest styles in the new Dunlop, Knox and Yoonmii blocks. Crush Hats, all styles and prices. Trunks, Satchels, Vnlisos, RubSt (,v>a's and the finest line of Ladies' and Gents' Umbrella-, p<-j f c(, m „|0)g" silk and mohair, at bottom prices. rho Ciorfar-lie natives will sneak yours. mans, the Swiss anil tin Krr:i''li a Licttor linguists thnn the An arc. I doubt whether thor hundred Americans and !• who can fluently speak a forpiiasro; but in the more froquoi: cry fourth mail can understand 1: of Germany and Switzorlan \ at that The inhabitants of the p; portion of tliu Cc.'Uiner. t are to loarn English, travel has ;no so bu*rncs9 Access I havo 1 formed that a hotel ill Switzerland or the Rhino country will not employ a clerk, waiter or porter who doi not speak English. I know that, during a sojourn at many hotels iu tin «•  tries 1 havo never yet boon unable t« make known nty wants in my o>v . . \n- RUtttfO. fiittov piin.'.inl In Switzerland the tiilci of Ai;-:lo- Saxon travel is enormous. TV. Swiss owe the Knfflish aiul us a p-i r .!ebt of frntitude; for without the two people it would bo very difficult for th<-?;i to .vko both ends meet. S.v.tznrland i« . ery picturesque and b \utitul. I' 'ems as It nature ha.} ero Ml- d all her eiTecls into tl»is little country, :tnil I have not yet met; i>""-en who d d not fi-vl t:; - Ut'A o. ; .e S.v - it d •». *on- H'jied many i two .s are >ri ty Piind;iu so llusinoHM Men on tli«i Continent Compelled to Lottrn the Langim*;*' On tho continent, both ltrotlu r Jonathan and John Hull ami their families becomo your traveling companion Tho English are tho more numerous In they can cross from London to Go in ono day and to Switzerland i days; but the Americans arc ne\ less a multitude. Two-third . passengers on the Rhine steam English and Americans. The :n of those who ascend the Highl a latus aro of tho same national tho steamers on tho beaut lakes could not exist with There is 110 occasion to troubli about your ignorance of th along the Rhine or in you can't speak their 1 vory rarely that a {flishman can spoali suowrtr of ' i.man >v:,rh -the slrrvn th'jso inc t» 1 nindw unit t'i 1 iiihub*. Hants arc . b;" 4 •'? :n Ins." . u. rtv% —Cor. IVk; uvii»e <'.'ouri'-r-«n>u n . rihtvti* fn i •'« t> 4 :i ' .f*}. It- •> * h y v''•' Ill no uk*'s oiiii no', i»'" th raounMlus. ; r •»» • mi -i:h fny?- ■ml soo t h*> ? wus sta££t'i'"t'. a moment by tho situation, but hearing othor :niiiatos moving U.-stairs. who lmd evidently been urous.'il bur Ion 1 exclamation-, bo qui 'kiy haul: ler.a nly, ma'am, I'll protect yoi. J'UM-S here behind tue duo:* wtuiL look in .an kitchen where tiri? noi . • :err.fi to\c:\: ? from.' .'o\v, leavu;,; floor in a inule-i up whtu ; '• 'Oli, tlian'i you ' s!cj replied, u-i 1 i »liV'->i out 'nto t!i» kitchen, picked up li s- ..o>K v«i-» .,1 out of the win• t" piled upon tl>>) winuU ho was jiut. wuni.in caoju upou t'lie Only Time a Notorious Criminal Acta ally Felt Scared. "I think burglars are moro often utterly routed by women than by men," said a policeman the other day. "It's wonderful what a woman will do sometimes when she hoars a strange noiso in hor liouso at night. I know that my own wife is a nervous, excitablo invalid, who often lies awake in tho night when X am on my beat, trembling in hor bed with apprehension lest a burglar might enter the house. So far. sho'isan absolute coward. Hut let her really hoar a noiso in any part of tho house which might be made by a burglar, and tho opportunity for action is a positivo relief to her. I'p s11'* gets in a minute and without a second's hesitation makes her way in tho dark all over tho house, looking for tho intruder—not a sign of fear then—but a.", the fact that nobody has actually entered iho house becomes apparent, her fear lost some ono might do so returns, and she goes back to bed a soward again. Strange, isn't it? "I remember a desperate burglar, who was lumped for killing a man whoso house lie had been d;-voY<;r®d robbing, tclHn? me that tho only Lino li" actual ly felt »t tin linjf Muswll faca ,o face with cm> of tl:o inmates of the house ho \vaH 'Cracking' was when a slight, dolieato woman, clad only in hor nigh t'drcss, rnmo running down tho stairs, and, putting hoi'hand 011 his arm, inquired, in a temlivd ton'.': 'What's tho matter? Is thero a burglar in tlio house? Oh, protect me!' In hor terror she did not think of him as the robb?.", and the evident -0111 fort it gar- hor to And some one to •> -o'.ect' her him a now sensation alto;: CLAYTON NORTH, Yocira Township, pa etloni and otber business promptly to. [Successor to North & Morris.] TliOiieinal and Popular Hub Price (Mia PUNXSUTAWNEY fE H. TORRENCE, PAINTER, TjrxszrTwxEr.PA. m ul OralnlDR cf all klndi Acts* is ■tyia.Md »»tlni*ctlo b »lw»y» jm»r- Tbo solflsh man always spreads himoelf out and reads his papor with stolid indifferonce. To move up u .ittle ne mipht loso tbo thread ol the *ub}oct in band; therefore it is boat not to disturb him Sometimes you see a perison sitting with one foot resting upon bis knoo This is not to discommoiio others, but only to protect bis corn patch. When a lady with a Oal'3 In bet arms enters a car don't up; bury your head In a noivspapor an.I read between the linos that a woman who laUes a child out for au ainn« a::a no business to ffot into a crowded streot car, as there Is always danyei of t.ho babo catching rnutnjji o: measles. Always cross yotu whtlo riding In a street car, particularly If you woar barber-polo socks, and thon the ladies brush the dust from your shoes as they pass by Tfa.adyahd ger.tlem.m ector a car together and you are asked to tuovo up a little, don't do it. It is not nocossary that they should sit beside each other; and t.ho conductor lias no rights that you are bound to respect. Vou car. generally toll a dudo by the tlzo of his cano Enterinff a car ho shotHd nlways carry his stick under bis arm The ladies having a euro lor thoir optics wrlI notice rwm moro ferventlyby Travelers on AH Linos. A Few Kules That Should lie Observed When you enter :i stroot car place your parcol or ba? bosido you, as it Is <111 titled to the room o! a passenger, says the Pittsburgh Dispatcti Always standi on tho roar platform of a streot car and chin u> tho conductor about tho lady passengers. It shows your manners pexxa NO 19 VICTIMS OF GASTRONOMY. [«BREWER) A TTOMXS 7-A T-LA W, Fbumwawmot. PA. on Gilpin stroM, two doors north o( tnraitnra More. o. CAMPBELL, aTTOBNBTS-AT-LA W, Bmoornui, PA. • in MtUon'i offlM, Malion building, opthe Conr" , ouse. !. BENSCOTEB, ORAIQ in Opera House Block. Oct. X. 1889. ATTORNEY Al-LA W, BROOKVILLE, PA. LC Q. * C. Z. GORDON, You can have your choice for from $2 to $25. Just think of a man's wool lined Overcoat for $2 ATTORNEYS-ATLA W, Bkookville, Pa. 3P99*irf«i». PUHTIUTATNIT, Pi two doort out ol the Port Office. .W.F.BEYER, HTSICIAN AND SURGEON, . 8. C. ALLISON, HTSICIAN AND SURGEON, PUKXIDTAWMBT, PA. > his services to the people of Pbixiband vicinity. BYRON WINBLOW, There has been a little wind blowing off between the "Original"