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THE WEEKLY RECORDER. EIGHTEENTH IfEAB VOL. XVIII. NO. 29. HOME FIB8T-TH* WOULD AJTKJfWAKD b. E8TABL.X8HBD 1800.—HE-ESTABLIBD^D 1877 CONSHOHOCKEN, PA., gATtTBO^ferSElTEMBEIi 24, 1887. SS1.00 PER YEAlt IN ADVANCi' THE 0LD-FA8HI0NED IITOJES-BV H. B. KIt.I.KR. The old-fashioned kitchen, with kettles and pans, And gabie-roof reaching above it ; With daisies and lllllea and "sparrow grass beds" All scattered about—oh, I love it ! At noon what a feast, when the pies nicely baked From the oven with fragrance came trreet.ng ! I've wandered all over but never have, found A place so delicious lor eating. The ivy that clings to the old kitchen porch, Swings gracefully, quiet au 1 steady, Wli. re expectant I sti ax 1 wait for the call Whicli t«lls me that "dinner is ready." A sweet litle maiden whose elbows are flecked By the traces of dough ami of Hoar ; A china bowl brimming with roses as rare As e'er graced a queen and her dower. The pie crust so crispy and biscuits so brown, The roast-rib so succulent, tender ; The coffee so fragrant., the eggs yellow gold ; The waitress, twice over 1 send her. The strawberry sauce and the greon let tuoe dish, The radishes, "snappy," all lay there j "Pis a feast for the gods, and I cannot re-sist, Quite man-like and hungry, but sUy there. The old-fashioned kitchen, with kettles and pans, And gable-roof reaching above it . With daisies and lillies and "sparrow grass beds" All scattered about—oh, I love it ! A sweet little maiden whose elbows are flecked By the traces of dough and flour— She won the way unto my heart, and I guess 'Twas don o by her kilchou's endower. A PIECE OF RED CALICO. BY FRANK R. STOCKTON. I waa gui: « Into town the other morulug when my wile hutideu n.. a little plt-ce of red calico, and asReil me Jf I would nave lime during tbeda; to buy her two yards and a half of calico like that I assured her It would be no trouble at a'l; and put-ting the piece of calico in my pocket I took the train for the city. Al lunch time I stepped into a larj/p dry goods store to attend to my wife's commission. I saw a well-dressed man walking the door between the counters, where long lines of girls were waiting on much longer lines of customers, and asked him where J ceuld see some red calico. "This way, {sir," and he led me up "the'ong sloiv. "Miss Btomv' said he to a ynuog lady, "show this gentle-man some red calico." "What shade do you want?" asked Miss Stone. I showed her the tittle piece of calico that my wife had given me She looked at it and handed it back to ire. Tben she look down a great roll of red calico and spread it cut on the counter. "Why, that isu't the shade!" said I. "No, not exactly," said she; "but it is prettier than your sample." "That may bo," said f; "hut yon see I want to match this piece. There Is something alrendv made of this hind of calico, which needs to be made Iarger or mended, or something. I want some calico of the same shade. " The girl uiudt no answer, but took down another roll. "Thai's the shade," said she. "Yts," I replied, ' but 'tis striped." calicoes,""iaTn" sTj'e.- "Yes; but this luu t to be worn. It's for furniture, 1 think. At any rate, I want perfectly plain stuff to match something already In use." "Wei", I don't think you oau find It perfectly plain, unless you get Tur-key red." ■•What is Turkey red?" I asked. 'Turkey red Is perfectly red In cali-coes," she answered. "Well, let me see some." '•We haven't auy Turkey red calico left." she said; "but we have some very nice pliln calico In other colors." "I dou'l want any other color. I want stuff to match this " "It's hard to match cheap calico like tl at," she said, and »o I left her. I next went into a store a few doors further up Broadway. When I enter-ed I approached the "floor walker," and banding him my sample, said: "Have you any calice like Ibis?" '•Yes, sir," said he. "Third counter to the right." I went to the third couuter to the right, and showed my sample to the salesman in attendance there. He looked at it on both sides. Then he said: "We haven't any of this." "That gentleman suld you had,"said I. "We had it, but we're out of it now. You'll get that goods at au upholster-er's.' 1 I went across the street U> an up-holste rer's. "Have you any stuff like this?" I asked. "No," said the salesman, "we haveu't. Is It for furniture?" "Yee," I replied. "Then Turkey red ie what you want." "la Turkey red just like this?' I asked. "No, said be; "but it's much bet-ter." "That makes no difference to me," I replied. "I want something just like this." "But they don't use that for furni-ture, he said. "I Fbculd think people oou'd use anything tliey want to for furniture." I remarked tomewhat sharpy. ' They can, but they don't," he said quite calmly. "They don't Use red like that. They use Turkey red." I said bO more, but left, 'ihe next place I visited was a very large dry goods store. Of the first salesman I saw I Inquired If they kept red calico like my sample. 'You'll Hud that on the second Btory, said be. I «eu opatalra. Then I asked a man: 'Where will I find red calico?" "In the far room to the left. Right over there." And he pointed to a dls-iiinl corner. I walktd through the crowds of pur-chasers and salespeople, and around the coun'ers and tables filled with g>ods to the far room to the left. When I got there I Hiked for red calico. The second c unter down oo thla side," said the Uia.i. 1 went time and produced my sauj- "('ulli'oes d iwn glairs," said the man, "They told me they were up here," I mid. "Not these plain goods. You'll fli d 'tin down stairs at the back of the stoic, ov«r on the other side." I went down stair's to the Lack of :he store. "WbereM I find red calico like this?'1 I asked. "Next counter but one," said the man addressed, walking witii me in the direction pointed out. "Dunn, show red calicoes." Mr. Dunn took my sample and look-ed at ii. "We haven't this shade in that auality u" goods," he said. ■'Well, baveyuu it in any quality of goods?" I asked. "Yes; we've got it tl' er." And be n.ok down a piece cf calico, ai.d uc-r i'ed a yard or two on the counter. "Tbat'a net the shade," I said. ' No," Mid he. "The goods is finer aud the color is better." "I want lo match tbia," I said. "I thought you weren't particular about Die match," said the st!es:uau. " You said you didn't care for the qual-ity of ilie go'iils, aud know you can't match goods without you take into cousi itr.ulon q iilliy and color both If yon want that quality of goods In red you ought Jo get Turkey rei." I did not think It nece-sary to answer this remark, but said : ' Then you've got nothing to match tbia ?'' "No, sir. But perhups they may have it iu the upholstery department in tlie sixth story." tin I got on the cie.ator and went up to the top of the house. 'Have you any red stuff like this?" I said to a young man. ' Red stuff? Upholstery depart-ment— other eud of mis fljor " "I waut some red calico," I said toa yourg man. ' Fuiuilure goods ?" he asked. "Yes." said I. "Fourth counter to tl e left." I went to the fourth counter to the left, and showed my sample to a sales - man. He looked at it and said : "You'll get this down on the first floor—calico department." I turned on my heel, descended on the elevator, and went out on Broad-way. I was thoroughly sick of red calico, but I determined to make one more trial. My w'fe bad bought her red ealicj not long before, and there must some to be had somewhere. I ought to have asked ber where she bought it, hut I thought a simple lit-tle thing like that could be bought anywhere. I went into another large dry goods store. As I entered the store a sudden tremor seized me. I could not bear a to lake out that piece of red calico. If me—a pen-wiper*cr anything of'tbe sort, I think I would bave asked them If ihey could match that. But I stepped up to a young woman and presented my sample with the usual question. "Back room, eounter on the left," she said. I went there. ' 'Have you any red calico like this," I asked of a lady behind the counter. "N >, sir." she said ; "but we have it In Turkey red." Turkey red again 1 1 surrendered. "A'l right," I said; "give me Turkey red." "How much, fclr ? ' she asked. "I don't know—say five yards." The lady looked at me rather strai ge ly, but measured off five yards Turkey red calico. Then she rapped ou the counterand called out "Cash 1" A little girl with yellow hair in two long rh»its tame slowly up. The lady wrole the num-ber of yards, the name of the goods, her own number, the price, the amount of the mink note banded ber, and some other matters, probably the color of my eyes and the direction and velocity of the wind, on a slip of paper. She tben copied this In a lit-tle book which she kept by her. Then she handed the Blip of paper, the money and the Turkey red to the yellow haired girl. This young girl copied the slip in a little book she carried, and then she went away with the paper slip, the calico and the money. After a very ling time—during which the girl probably took the goods, the Blip and the money to some central desk, where the note was re-ceived, Its amount and number en-tered in a book, change given to the girl, copy of thesiipmadeand entered, girl's entry examined and approved, goods wrapped up, girl registered, plaits counted and entered on a slip of paper and copied by the girl In ber boo't, girl taken to hydrant and wash-ed, number of towel entered on paper slip and copied by tbe girl In ber book, value of ray note and amount of clianee branded somewhere on the child and said process noted on a slip of paper and copied iu ber book—the girl came to me bringing the change and the package of Turkey red calico. \ I had time for very little work at the office that afternoon, and when I reached home I banded tbe package Ol ealico to my wife. Bhe unrolled It and exclaimed : "Why, this don't match "he pieoe I gave vou 1" "Match It?" I cried. "Ob, no! it don't match it. You d'n't waul that matched. You were mistaken. What you wanted was Turkey red—third counter to the left. I nieau, Turkey led is what t.iey uft." -My wife looked at me iu uina/.e* nieut, and then I detailed to her my troubles. "Well," Mud she. " this Turkey red is a great dctd prettier than what I had, and you've got o much of it that I needn't use th» other a' all. I wish I had il.ought of Turkey red before. ' '•1 wish from my heart you had," said I.—The Household. In Brief snd lo in*i i-oim. Dyspepsia is dreadful. Disordered liver is misery. Indigestion is a foe to good nature. The human digestive apparatus is one of the most complicated and wonderful things in existence. It Is easily put oat of order. Greasy food, tough food, sloppy food, had cookery, mental worry, late hours, irregular habits, and many other things which ought not to be, have made the American people a nation of dyspeptics* But Green's August Flower has done a wonderful work In reforming this sad busi-ness and making the American people so healthy that they can enjoy their meals and be happy. Remember :—No hanplness without health. But Green's August Flower brings health and happiness to the dys-peptic. Ask your druggist for a bottle. Seventy-flve cents. SYMPTOMS: I HAVE BEEN a great sufferer from catarrh for over ten years ; had it very bad, could hardly breathe Some nights 1 could not sleep, had to walk tbe floor. I purchased Ely's Cream Balm and am using it freely. It is working a cure surely. I have advised several friends to use ft, and with happy results in every case. It is ibe one medicine above all others mane to cure catarrh, and it Is worth its weight in gold. I thank God I have found a remedy I can nse with sarety ana mm does all that is claimed for it. It Is curing my deafness.—B. W. Sperry, Hartford, Conn. POWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies. A marvel of purity strength and wholesotneness. More economical than he ordinary kinds, and cannot b« sold in compe tition with the multitude of low test, short weight alum or phosphate powders. Bold only in earn. ROYAL BAKING POWDIR CO., 106 Wall St., N. Y. THE GREAT UnfailingSpecific FOR LIVER ISEASE liittrr or had taste in mouth; tongue coated white or covered with ■ brown fur, pain in the back, id' -, or joints- fa n mistaken for Rheumatism; Hour stomach ; low* of apuetit«; sometimes nausea and waterbra-sh, or indigestion; flatulency and acid erudition*; bowels alternately c itive and lax; headnch*; loss of memory, with a painful sensation of having failed to do something which Ought to have been done; dab-IUty; low spirits; a thick, yallow appearance of the skin and eye*; adry cough; fever j restlessness; the urine Is scanty and high-colored, and, if allowed to stand, deposits a sediment, SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR (PURELY VEGETABLE) Is generally used in the South to arouse the Torpid Liver to a healthy action. It acts with extraordinary efficacy oo thm KIDNEYS, AND BOWELS. «N EFTECTUAL 3fECIFI0 FOR Malaria. Dyspepsia, Constipation, Biliousness, Siek Headache, Jaundice, NUUHIMI, Colic, Mental Depression, Bowel Complaints, Etc., Etc., Kir. Endorsed by die use of 7 Millions of Bottles, as THE BEST FAMILY MEDICINE For Children, fur Adults, and tor tbe Aged. SAFE TO TAKE IN ANY CONDMON OF MSYSTEM I J.H.ZEILIN & CO., SOLE raonuaross, PHILADELPHIA, PA, PRICK. 91.00. MONTGOMERY ROOF PAINTING CO. HARRISON'S ASPHALT PAINT It. tho BBST IU the trade rorriN OR IKIIN roofing now ntrered. aa It laili three timei longer than any other palm, anil It laaqnlRk drynr. luin will not affect It to rain itea after It Is applied. This paint li.abeen extensively u-cd and successfully team 1 all over tho country. All who have uaed it pronounce It superior, more durable and economical than any othor paint now In u«e. The paint la composed of Ingredients which ron'ior it both elastloand water proof and when applied becomes thoroughly oe-and elastic paint. It Is unaffected BJPBMBH of temperature, and owing to Ha wonderful powers of contraction and expansion does not srale or crack, thus repairing and pre-serving nn.' piotccllng new or old tin or Iron roofs uv being ellected by Ihe sudden cluing'! of the wont her. I'' uoiiiy Is c liilu.nl from the fact that tin or Iron root* (..Id or new) requires but one coat cf this paint, and oneooat will lust H or 10years.aa li possesses a body superior to t !i 11 of pny other. This ralnt In also nn ox-rellent article for brick wallI and gahle endt lo prevent dampness ua It retains 1U gloss ami turnsthe water. Tho above mentioned palm Is puton large or sma'l roofs at a reasonable prlca. Ad-dress all orders to JAMES W. HARRISON. AOMT AMD CONTRACTOR, P. I). Kox 100. UON8UOUUCKEN, PA. P. S.—Koofa painted wllh MetalIc. Spanl-h Blown or VeniUaii Ked II pmlcllud. MONTOOHUBT Koor PAiirrms Co. Icift 3ms. WM. BRIGGS. Practical GUN MAKER 144 MAIN ST. NORRISTOWN. §. 49- flout 4 §o. D- M. Yost & Co. We arc determined, in the face of all competition, lo largely Increase our business this fall. at first Lands for cash. Our immense stock and low prices will convince people that they cannot afford to buy elsewhere. We are now engaged lu making ex-tensive additions to our ealcsrooms.for notwithstanding our heavy closing sales to make room for our new fall stock, we And it impossible lo dlsplay lt In our preseut extensive rooms. We are adding another room, 28 feet by 50 feet, which will he devotnd to oil Cloths, Linoleums, Llgnums, Silen-ilums, Cocr.a Mats mil Mattings, In every style, quality and width. Think of a stock of 20.000 Hauare yards rf oil cloths alone, in hundreds of sly:y and you will say It is some-thing the oldest business meu of the town never dreamed of. Then remember, too, that all these come to us direct from Ihe mills. You pay only one small profit. Do you wonder that we sell cheaper than others? Another thing don't forget: We Cut OU Cloths in any Width Fr«t of Waste. No one else is so obliging or can save you so much money. We always bave been headquarters for Carpets, Oil Cloths aud Shades, and wo'il prove that we are so still. Don't be rash when you buy ; look around and see mid com mire then you will admit the advantage wehuveover our competitors, and appreciate prop-erly Ihe good we do you. There are si III a few of those 4c ca'- Icoes left. They we full sta-.dard goods ; none belter in the market at Bo. If you 1 ave not setn them jou've made a sad mistake that you should hasten to remedy before it is too late. Remember, the In si lighted store In Norrlstown, Cor. MAIN and DeKALB Sts- D, M, YOST & COi's, Breech and Muz; lo Loading Guns a Specialty, Repairing of all kinds Am-munition of all kindo Mr-All k'li.Is of Fishing Tackle Slid loaded toolder. LADIES' AND DENTS' OVEROAITERS. AND CHILDREN'S LEGGINGS The larKest and he.-1 stock In the world. Rioholdorfor Manntactiirer.Wholeaale and Re-lall Dealer. Ualtera anil lenghiKs maile to order, embroidered snii-pemlcrs mounted. Gents' tarnish-ing goods In groat variety,'glovet, ties scurfs, collars, cults. hosiery, mulllers.suspendcrs. The H brace suspender lor gents' and boys.the Perfect shoulder brace,the Knick-erbocker ; shoulder brace to suit r"i'iyinx'v, shirts, drawers, car-digan jackets, merino and scarlet flannel underwear, buckskin nn-ili^ ww.—<Pi^ l.aillaa' and UimU'. 103S Chestnut street, celluloid waterproof, linen collar and cuB depot, wholesale and retail. Oenla' neoktles and scarfs mad* to orcicr KIOB»LDBI.»«B'B Great Prussian Corn and Bunion Balve, certain cure. For sale by druggists and at 1UK Chestnut street, Phila. 00 and 75 cents a box, sent by mall. Trade supplied mohMlv BEST MADE CLOTHING IS PHILADELPHIA, A. C. YATES & CO. **LED0EB BTJILDnrO, SIXTH *• CHESTNUT STS. H. G. J. Hallowell, A. McGIRR, -RzfitfT St.. Below Hairv. Furniture, Bedding —:AND:— HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS of all kinds at City P'lces. WINDOW SHADES^8-." Parlor Furniture Made to Order. Our FURNITURE POLISH is the beat lu the Market. Try It, 16 cento per bottle. I do not make a leader of any article In my store. Kverythlng al the lowest pilce. Stop and examine. lel-ly TMOKiS IABB) BOB. JOBS MILL HOLDM & CO., 1726 QERMANTOWN AVF., PHILA. CABINET PH0T0GRAGHS $2.00 PER D0Z..AND UPWARDS. Picture Frames &c. Un-lv Drs. J. N. & J- B- Hobensack, Medical and Surgical Offices. 40 Year Experience. 206 North Seconil St-, PtiiladelDbia, Pa- Regular Registered Physicians and are still engaged In the treatment and cine cf nil cases of nei-voua debility and speolal dis-eases. (I fflce hours from 8 am. to 2 pm.and from tl to 9 pm. Closed on Sundays. Con-sultation also by mall stilctly connaonllal- HARBISON & MILL, House and Sign Painting, .,- GralainJ...(i!ii?'irfl..3Ma, Conshohocken. Penna Ordera received at Tnos. Harrison's resi-dence, corner of Eighth A venue ami layette Street, or at shop, aololnlng carpenter shop of Samuel Davia, Fifth Avenue. P. O. Box 92. P. S. "DRAINING DONE for the TRADE. mt-l LADIES WANTED. A lady agent is wanted ID overy city aoil village ; nlno ladies to travel and solicit orders for MADAMEWOOD'S Corsets and Corded C >rset Waists, Tatnplco Forms, Hose Supporters, Steel Protectors, Ladies' Friend, etc. Agents are making from Twenty to Fifty dollars a week. Send for circulars and price-list to B. WOOD 54 South Halina Hlreit, Syr- •cuse, N. Y. aept-10-lm. WANTEDY LAS?ErETNo* LEARN TELEGRAPHY. Students priwUi'iUy wfiicfcteo fur the luislm-Hi" and 1 "iiuaUuiifi fiiriiHiu'tl when couipvtent. Adtlreu ^«*,»»«tHIIMAN TILIflRAPH 00., Obtrlln.l), JOHN ROSS & SON —DEAI.KR8 IN — dents' Famishing Goods, Hats, Caps, Notions, Stc. The ImpYeil Pearl or Ross Shirt, Made expressly tor our trade. FAYFTTE STREET. CONSHOHOCKEN. WM.~McGOVERN, DF.AI.BH IN TOBACCO, CIGARS, FR UITS NUTS, COh'FECTIONERY,Etc. All the latest ami most popular brands of (Jlgars and Tobacco constantly on hand. No. 73 FAYETTE NT.. « onabolioeken. ICJD COliD DXlINItB lyMly ALWAYS OH HAND. Joseph Chislett. -Tfc DKALKR IH Pure DRUGS! F- PAINTS, Oils, "Varnish, WINDOW 0.LASS, Toilet Articles, Pertumery, Fancy Soaps, &c, &c. Family Medicines. Physicians' Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. FAYETTE STREET AND FOUHTII AVENUE OONBnnHOOKEN. PA.. DR. BLMER B. FLEMING, SURGEON DENTIST, Office and Residence: FIRST -A. ~%T 3QJXT XT 3H, 4 doors below Fayuttc St., Oonshohocken. KS'I'ABI.ISIIKII I ••IT. J. M. ALBERTSON & SONS, BANKERS, NORRISTOWN. PA., Interest Paid on Teposits, SnbJ^ct lo cheek on ten days notice. MONEY TO LOAN Stocks and Bonds BOUOHT AND SOLD. i:«>»«vN In Vunli !•• K KI low Rales men-6. James B. Holland, Attorney-at-Law itwvicua : llorouifh Hall, Norrlstown. "71—', ,.- ~*( Oonshohocken, stempie'*' Mvening Offic_e_, f> HBII. 7 to 9 p. m. BAVID H. ttOSS ATTORNEY AT LAW, BO] WALNUT ST RET PHILA. ) CONMHOHOCKEiN Evening Office f Over 'If Poal Office J 7 to » p. m. MRANK H. CONRAD. Justice of ihs Peace, Real Estate Agent ana Conveyancer. Itents anil bills cnlleutuil. mono unit conveyancing In all Its branc till V Ht tendril to. oilic<. -tor Front and William WKST CON8HOHOt:KBN. ney loaned nclies caiii- B in.. Willlam F Sinitl., REAL ESTATE AGENT, Justice of the Fence, OFFICE :-FAYETTE STREET Over Stewart's Cl(?:ir atom, Hteinpla's Bnllit- Ins CONSHOHCCKEN Honi Estate for Sale. Kent* f»u«t Bllln ProniptI* Coilerlflfl F. H. LUBBB, CONVEYANCER. REAL ESTATE BROKER, QBNBRAL BUSINESS AQBKT AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Money to loan In desirable snms. Mortgages negotiated. Houses to rent, And collection* promptly made Office en Hector street.flm door below Pos °^TSDHA"S""BRADF IBLD, Attorney and Counsellor at Law, Practices In City of Philadelphia aud Montgomery County Courts. Counselling In settlement of Estates.ox-amlnlng Titles. El j , specialities. WALL PAPERS. WINDOW SHADES. FINE DECORATIONS A SPECIALTY. My prices are reasonable. Ulvu me a call before purchasing elsewhere, and be con Tlnoed. Hatlafaotlon guaranteed M. J. CASEY, No. 84 Kim street, a^ove Forrest, pr7-ly UoBahohocken. Ps Boots & Shoes Made io Order. Meu'a Fine Calf 8b i" Shoes made for f8.60 and *4.00. Repairing nea ly and promptly at-tended to. Here we lire again with all tht LATEST BI'KINU 8TYI.K8 In Men's, Ladies' and Children's shoos and slippers of l'lnludrl-phiu's best makes, which will compare fa. vorably with any In town. Call and sen u* and.ezainlne the goods and Judge for yoni self. McCLEMEINT'S RELIABLE SHOE STORE! Illllio au29 ly -90S Wnlmit Blreel, PhlU S. F. LONG, CIVIL ENGINEER, ARCHITECT and REAL ESTATE BROKER, No. 17 Juniper Bt. (opposite City Hall) PHILADELPHIA. We areln constant communication with flrst class clients who desire good homos. PRACTICAL Horso-Shoer & Blacksmith- N,M rinl ntlenllnn lo grenileniens riiiiil>li-r» Carriages and wagons ot all binds made and repaired. CARRIAQE PAINTING AND TRIMMING in all its branches. None bnt the best ma-terial and most comi>eU'ni men employed N. E. Cor. Washington & Forrest 8iS., Opposite Beading Batlroad Depot, CON8B0BOCKXN, PA. HEITOK ITKGET nelow POPLAR. Martin's Shoe Store, Fayette Street, Oonshohooken. Men's shoes made to order ti otn t'2.00 and upwards. Ladles' French kid shoes, Misses' aud Children's shoes made to order on short notice i also, ready made Boots, Shoes. Slippers, etc., always on hand : Come and examine my stock before purchasing else- JOHN MA.RTIN, Fayette street, 2addoor above Elm, .•bio «6mui Coushohookcn, Pa. ALL THE BEST BRANDS OP Whiskies, Brandies, Wines ano Gins, Wholesaleand Kotall, ti..' LoWMt Market prleea, AT WARD'S HOTEL, Elm street below Pnrlsr, !M-lm. CONSHOHOCKEN, 1'A John "VCT. Porreat'a RESTAURANT, Spring Mill Avenue Opposite Fourth Avenue. CONSHOHOCKEN. PA. Alii tho best brands of BEER, PORTER AND ALE Constantly on band, also the best al7 BRANDS OF CICARS. JOHN ROB80N-8 HOTEL. COH. HECl'OK and I'OPLAIt STHEETS, CKHBHOIIOOKSH, 1'iit'nA. All of the choice brandsot Wines,l.lqrors. Porter, Ale, Beer. etc. Also the best brands of Cigars. A very lino selection of instrumental music every evening, especially Saturday even-ings. Hnly PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD, AND LEASED LINES On AMD AFTER May 16th, 1887. Trains leave llroml Street Station : •Dally. (Dally, except Sunday. Now York and Chicago Limited of Pullman Palace Cars •HSOam Fast Line Plttsburgandthe West..Ml .10a in Western Express »9S0pm Piiclnc Express West •llHSpm K ■ press *4 30 a in Nlagtra Express «7t0a m Watkills (Express (11 SO am Kill Mull and Hiiiralo Express ox- Oopl S'.turday 112* p^« Kano Express (7 to a in Loeh lliLVCll (4 311 :l in It. novi. Bxpt OS -.811 .In a in.' Mi Sunday.I 80,.m Gettysburg express!via Uarnsburg) (lau, 7 40,1150a. m. Martlnsburg Express (4 30. (7 to. Ml 60 a m Chsmbersbtirg Exnres- 1(140 p m. Ua;;ei ■ town !■:> press, •!! $5n in. Sbanandoab Valley Express, Misoa m mil New Orleans H..\press with througncar lu Alla-.ta, at * I :«iu in. Hairiiburgand York Express {540 ], m 1 i-b i non Express (4 SO, ll 50 a m. and 5 40 p u. Mall Train MOO am ll.u i Isburg Accommodation 1216pm York Hii'i Hanover Express (740am York Hanover and Frederick Ex- I (4:i0aud llMa in Columbia and York Express (9 40 pm For tanayunk, Conahohooken aud orristown Le«.ve Broad st r..«i. otatlon, 910,794. 9 SO and Hi .10 am. it-a, 2 ai, 3 SB, t a>, 6 10, 5 Hi, « il, » 0\ Hi OS ami 11 97 p in. On Sunday, s 10, fl U, 10 VI a in, 1 lo. 296. 4 10, B 20. ti .10,8 in ana initipm. For Norrlstown only, week-days, no* a. tn. and 4 10 p. tn. For l'buiiitxvllle. Pottslown, and Heading. « 10, 7 M, :uuj 9 OB k in. i 10, 4 10, and B »5 p. m. Saturdays 11 37 p. m. Sundays, II'.'.; a. m. 1 .0 aud »'20 p. in. Additional for Pottstown, a 10 p m woek-daya. For I'oUsvllloSlO, 908am. 2 20, 4 10 p. III., woi'k-days. Sundays, 'J 29 a m. 1 10 p. m. tor Delano, Mahanoy City, Shenandoah and Ashland, via Fottovllle. 9 OS am, and 2 20 p m week-days. Leave Conahohooken for Manayunk and Broad Street Station, Philadelphia, 6 06. till, 7 2', 8 07.H48, 10 19 am, 12 15, 142. 2 19, 4 li. .1 28 (ex press J 6 48, 6 57, 8 06, 9 13, 10 45 Oii'sundays, 8 13.9 30. 10 03 am, 12 93,189,3 13 4 99. 5 3.1, 7 II. and 9 23 p m. Leave Conshohocken for Norrlstown, 6 41), 8 10. 9 02, 11 07 a m, 1 03, 2 57. 4 12, 4 Sti. .1 HI .11(1, ti 23, 6 5w. 8 37, 10 42 p m and 12 09 night. On Sunilays, 8 47, IC 00, 1102 am, 147,915.1 47 6 00, 7 27, 8 49, and 10 57 p m. Leave Oonshohocken for Phoenixvill< Pottstown and Reading. 646, 8 10, »02,(fast exprets: a. in 2 67 (4 96 latl SXprOSS) 1 !'■• and 9 50 p. m.l2 09f night On Sundars III 00 a. m . 1 47, anil 6 00, p. in. • Huns only to t*otUftowu. tltuns west of Franklin avenue on Saturday nights only. •■'••■■ I'liltsi llle and Inlermeillate stations, t. 46. tl tri(lasi ,.A|...m,i r. -. «»T, I rt., (fam exoress) p m. Sundays. 10 00 a. m., and 1 47 p in. Cor Delano, M.iboney City: Shenaiidoah and Aalilimd vlul'oltavllle,!»02 a in. 257 p m., weekdays. FOB UK** V<*RK. Exprcis on weekdays, 3-0, 4 05, 4 40, 5 10 6 50.7 30.9 20, '3 VJ40.11 on aud II 15 a in. (1,1m itrtl Bxpreu l ll and 460 p ra), 1249, 290 i 00, 9 00, 0 00, il .1.1, 7 12, 8 IX and 9 50 p m, and 1201 night. On Sundays 920, 406, 4 40,6 10,8 9(1, tl 111 i in. 12 49,.'< 20 (Limited Ex press 4 5'J), 8 28, 6 95, 7 12, and 9 12, p m, and 12 01 night. tor Brooklyn, N. Y.,all through trains con-nect at Jersey City with boats of "Brooklyn Annex,"an*ordlngdlrecl transfer to Fulton St root, avoiding double ferriage and Jour-ney aeioss New York City. Express for lloston without change 6 35 p. in. .tally. 44 KRNANTOWN and < H F.STM I HIM. Week days.B 00,« 31,/ ut>. Z 22, 7 l.l.s 09, 8 99, 9 12, 9 HL 10 36. 11 83, a m. 12 16, I 02, 2 00. 2 23, 266, . .i 66, 4 17. 4 42, 5 05, 5 19. 6 85. 5 49. 6 58, 610, B28, 6 48. 729, 8 18,9 26, 10 26. II 14 p m and 13 light. Sundays, 7 90, 920 11 00 and 11 47 .1 m, 1290,191,2110, 2 SO 9 05, 4 02. 4 90, 500 685,6(10, 6S0, 7 30,816,8 44,9 31 and 10 31 p, m. Leave Chestnat Hill, week-days.6 00,630.6 60, 7 16, 7 40, 9 00. 8 07, 8 20, 8 99. 8 49. 9110. 9 18, 9 4.1, 1 10, in IB, 11 47 a.m.. 12 26, 1 15, 211,2 4.1,3 10, 8 .14. 4 20,4 46,5 15,5 4.1,6 211,6 46,7 15,7 45,8 30, 9 05, 10 lb, 11 II, and 1159, p. m. Sundays, 715, 980,1 28, 10 0.1 am. 12 90 1 SI, t no. 2 94, 9 94, io'So n'm"' ' """"'' " ls ''"' "''" •■'l"- 930 and Leave uermnntown, (Chelten Ave.), week-days. 6 12, 6 49, 7 03, 7 26, 7 69. 8 II, 8 19, 8 33, - II, 8 59, 9 11,9 38, 9 58, 10 23, 10 59 a. ni., 12 00 nOOD a .'» 1 !8. 2 21, 2 58, 3 23, 4 07. 4 83, 4 Vt, 5 28, 5 68, 6 88, B 58. 7 26, 7 6S, » 18, 10 27, II 24, p in., and 13 11 night. Sundays. 730. 8 43 9 41 mill 10 18 a. 111., 12 43. I 47. i IS 2 47, 9 17. 4 19, 4 17. 5 13. 5 I", 6 18, 8 58, 7 II, I II, 8 43, 9 48, and 1(143 p. m. Fm toa liirl. Spring Lake, Ocean Beach, Ocean Orove, Asbniy Park, and Long Branch, B 50. 8 00,11 15 a. m., 9 80 and 4 00 p. m. week-days. For Freehold only, 5.00 p.m. Week d:iys:Kxpress for has ton, Delaware Watei 3ap, Scranton and Blngbamton, 8 20, am. 12)1 noon and#6 00 p.m. For Scranton and Water Oap 4 no p m. •Doos not stop at Water Hap. Trains lenve Henalug-ton Station, Front and Narrln Streets For New York, 8 60,7 40, 8 96, 1010 and 11 IB a m, 12 06,1 68, 2 51, 4 65, B 96, 6 10, 7 84 and 11 00 p. in. on week days. On Sundays, 8 26 am. Dally except Sunday : express lor Kaslon, Delaware Water Gap, Scranton and Blng- Ini nn on 7 40, a in, 12 05 noon, and *5 95 p m. For Scranton and Water Gap 2 61 p m. • Docs not stop at Watsr Gap. From Mnrket Street Ferry. Express lor New York via camaen at. Trenton, 9 00 a m on week days. Express for Long Branoh, 990 a. m. ,,.,....>. llinnnT " ' ' t-""—••"*— - "»-T~I 4-00 p. m. Island Heights 8 30 a m and 4 00 p m. week days. _ Trains for Tronlon, connecting lor New York, 6 20,7 20 900 10 80 a m,and 1200 noon, 2 30,4 80, 6 80 and 7 90, p. m. Sundays, J 15 a m . 15 ii in. PHII.ADRt.PHIA. WILMIM9TOK AMI IIA I.'llioili: RAILROAD. Trains leave Rroad Street Station. For Baltimore and Washington, 18 26, 8 60 7 20,910,10 20,1118 am, 18 85 {Limited Express), 4 02, 490, 5 42 (Limited Express), and 6 67 p m. For Baltimore only 2 10,5 08 and 10 40 p. m. On Sunday, 12 25,9 50,7 20, 910 and 1119 a. m. (142 Limit id), and 6 57 p m. For Balti-more only 608and 10.Op. m. For Itlchmond 12 25, 7 20 and 1118 a m,(Llm lted Express, 12 86 p in.). On Sunday 12 25 and 7 20am CAMDEN AND ATLANTIC RAILROAD. For Atlantic City. From Vine and Scbackamaxon Street ForO nes—Express, week-days,990a.m. and 9 9. S. m. Aeeninii.oilalion, 8 a. m. and 4 30 p. m, undays—Express, 9 a.m. Acconi inodatlou 4 oo p. in, WEST JERSEY RAILROAD. Trains lenve Hnrksl street Ferry as MMWtl For CAPS HAV—Express, week-days. 900 a in iu.'i i in p in. Sundays, express, 816 a. m. FOR ATLANTIC C'.TT—Express, weekdays. s no a.in and 4 00 p.m. Sundays, express, 8 90 a.m. Accommodation,4 46 p.a. Fon BOHBBS' POINT—Express, week-days, 8 50a. m., 4 00 p. m. Sundays. 8 30 a. m. Fon SKA IHI.K CITY AHU OOSAH CITY—EX- 8less, weekdays, 9 00 a. m. and 4 10 p. m. undays, express. 8 15 a. m. FOB llRiixixroa—8 a. in., 12 00 noon, 8 30, ,120 and 6 30 p. m. week-days. Sundays, 8 X" a m. and Hip m, FOR SAI.XM (via Sweiinsboro)—8 10 a m.l 80, 3 46, .130 p. in. week-days. Sundays. 8 00 a in, and 5 10 p. in- (via Glassbaro) 8 CO a. in. and 3 30 p. in. week-days. Sleeping-car Tickets can be had at Broad and Chestnut Streets, 838 Chestaut Street, and Broad Street Station. The Union Transfer Co ■ pany will call lor and check Baggage liom Hotels and Resi-dences. Time Cards and full Information oan be obtained at the Stations and at the following TICKET OFFICES: No. 888 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. S. E. Cor. Broad A Chestnut Sis. " No. 4 Chelten Ave.. Geimantown. No. 924 Federal Street, Ct'.rnaen. tHAS. B. PUG11, J. H. WOOD, Ventral Manaotr Piuimotr Aa' DAVIS, JR. & CO Dr.tLF.K8 IM DRY GOODS, GROCERIES PROVISIONS, Hardware, LUMBER OF AVU. rllHDL.1 AUD C,O.A.:L, FBOM THE BEST MINES, WEST CONSHOHOKEN. BRANCH OFFICE OF Anchor Coal Yard. BESTBKANDSOF Lehigh and S'jhujlklll Coai. ALSO Flour, Foed & Grain •4. i iomls dellvrred to all parts Of Ik oily Iree of ehar.-e. KINDLING and CORD WOOD In nixes and quantities to suit purohaser Prompt attention to nil orders guarantee JLafJXVXB&R OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Office, Xsat A-*T . BETWEEN FAYETTE AND HARRY STS.. COXSHOHUCKEN. JAS. W. WOOD. BOVS7-1T A FUI>L LINE OF Fine Jewelry.fatda,&»li Heatlcd C^nes SPECTACCE8, SI I.VSmVAllK. CLOCKS. All kinds of One repairing done at r. B. Kl« ll'I'KHN, FAVECTE SI'., below P. It. it. Depot. •^E^MOROAN AMBLER'S NKW SHOS STORK, MATSON FORD KOAD 2 DOORS ABOVE FRONT STREET, WK*T CONSHOHOCKEN A the ™ supply of I.ndlea, »llsso% . ■ fhoea. at Isug-W large Heij»\ Boys ami I'hlldrens' west pos lble prloes. Paying "Work. Any person who wants pa- lug work a- lo-oul or traveling ag>'iil lor warranted nur-sery sloe shtiulil iipp y ni onee to J.tSirN K. Wi.lTNKY. l»nr«erjrinHii. Kocliea- «er, 0. T. No experience is uecc-sary, and complete outfit Is furnished Iree. Steady work ihe year round, and all stock win rant d In good condition. (aug«-9m A. <3rIt.A.TaX3 ENTERTAINMENT THIS EVENING, AT Ths ARION QARDSN, Good urn-ie. v. en I and Ins. i umental, dan-cing and all kinds of athletic, sports. JON. T. It FAK.W - - I'rillirl.lnr LOVER'S BRIDGE PICNIC GRDUNBS! rfhootiuO &«.llorY Oysters in Season. Dancing Every Wednesday and Liturday Evenings. FLOOR MTNAQER, BENJAMIN RAMEY Dancing Pavillton Free to Picnic Parties by applying to TOLNON ITIAD, JPruprlelor, augu-3in West Conshohocken, Pa A $2.50 M STIFF HAT FOR $2.O0. Foual to any 92.60 sold in town or money refunded Thealmvo IsTBACY's HAT* and 1 will sell at the same price us at his store lu Nor-rlstown. As he iniiii n I.K- iin-H his hats 11 en-ubles me to sell below oihei dealers. K. KOLB, JrM HECTOR ST, NEXT TO POST OFFICE. CONSHOHOCKEN. JOSEPH MCO.0NAQLB, UNDERTAKER AND Julius A. Spiegel, ST. CLAIR HOUSE, Harry & Elm stfl. Conshohocken CHOICE LIQUORS. WINES. BEER, ALE, E.C. Special accoffl liujns for StraBjen. hunch. 1<> to It $L. MI., ami !■ p. m. Tool Room PIERCE COLLEGE of BUSINESS Keoord Bnildinn. 917-019 Oasftaal St- PhiladV III.IIIII » May 1'elree, M. A., Principul and Founder. Homing, Afternoon and Nighl Sessions. I.ml es and Gentleman are instrneti.. in technical knowledge qualifying them r ir the t'-iinsiiotlon ot liiisines^ and the proper liiiinuireiiii'iil of hui-lness ulTalrs. BosTniKS men, merchant-, snd farmers, who have doubts us to whether a practical business eilncitUon could be obtained outwidi-t tie eo i n ting room have been BUT prised at > he : li..i' u^-ti'y i.riiellcat manner lu which their son* ami aangntert I.ave been iiim!tl1<d lor i.II-in is engagements nt l'siac* t niiun:, and i.io now alining lls warmest friend... fen mi nireit and npy (lUSO) students last \ i nr (Jsllor rite for Clrcul. r and Commonee-iiieni pr OtfvdlngS, containing udareH^enol i.over ors ilenvei- aed Blggn, and ttiv. Sum W. -in it and Itev ■- .in P. Jones. ttev. .1 i UN THOMPSON. Dean. fflcos, ll) nnsBtnd u, S icond Floor . HUg JT .fill BlIl]E^L DIRECTOR, OFFICE AND FACTORY: FIRST AVENDE AND BARRY ST. AH iila.ht calls made nt residence, No. 50 Eait Fourth avenue, will be re-sponded to hy Mr. Mud magle personally, ADAMS EXPRESS COMPANY -HAS OI'KNKII- #»An Office^ —IN THK— Recorder Building. and i? proparoil t" for*»aiil MONLY & MERCHANDISE "> »» i»«" "' <■»•> World. JAMES cilKswoX, augldl. AliKMT. Dr. G?.i3. T. Qoantner, Veterinary Surgaon BRYN NIAWR. PA. Uradnute of Ainei nlan '. MM maty College Telt graph ocmmuiilcalions will reoeive oiompi ttltuntlon, x'onsultation solicited. aril-if
Object Description
Title | The Conshohocken Recorder, September 24, 1887 |
Masthead | The Weekly Recorder |
Date | 1887-09-24 |
Year | 1887 |
Month | 9 |
Day | 24 |
Volume | XVIII |
Issue | 29 |
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THE WEEKLY RECORDER.
EIGHTEENTH IfEAB
VOL. XVIII. NO. 29.
HOME FIB8T-TH* WOULD AJTKJfWAKD b. E8TABL.X8HBD 1800.—HE-ESTABLIBD^D 1877
CONSHOHOCKEN, PA., gATtTBO^ferSElTEMBEIi 24, 1887. SS1.00 PER YEAlt IN ADVANCi'
THE 0LD-FA8HI0NED IITOJES-BV
H. B. KIt.I.KR.
The old-fashioned kitchen, with kettles
and pans,
And gabie-roof reaching above it ;
With daisies and lllllea and "sparrow
grass beds"
All scattered about—oh, I love it !
At noon what a feast, when the pies nicely
baked
From the oven with fragrance came
trreet.ng !
I've wandered all over but never have,
found
A place so delicious lor eating.
The ivy that clings to the old kitchen
porch,
Swings gracefully, quiet au 1 steady,
Wli. re expectant I sti ax 1 wait for the
call
Whicli t«lls me that "dinner is ready."
A sweet litle maiden whose elbows are
flecked
By the traces of dough ami of Hoar ;
A china bowl brimming with roses as rare
As e'er graced a queen and her dower.
The pie crust so crispy and biscuits so
brown,
The roast-rib so succulent, tender ;
The coffee so fragrant., the eggs yellow
gold ;
The waitress, twice over 1 send her.
The strawberry sauce and the greon let
tuoe dish,
The radishes, "snappy," all lay there j
"Pis a feast for the gods, and I cannot re-sist,
Quite man-like and hungry, but sUy
there.
The old-fashioned kitchen, with kettles
and pans,
And gable-roof reaching above it .
With daisies and lillies and "sparrow
grass beds"
All scattered about—oh, I love it !
A sweet little maiden whose elbows are
flecked
By the traces of dough and flour—
She won the way unto my heart, and I
guess
'Twas don o by her kilchou's endower.
A PIECE OF RED CALICO.
BY FRANK R. STOCKTON.
I waa gui: « Into town the other
morulug when my wile hutideu n.. a
little plt-ce of red calico, and asReil me
Jf I would nave lime during tbeda;
to buy her two yards and a half of
calico like that I assured her It
would be no trouble at a'l; and put-ting
the piece of calico in my pocket I
took the train for the city.
Al lunch time I stepped into a larj/p
dry goods store to attend to my wife's
commission. I saw a well-dressed
man walking the door between the
counters, where long lines of girls
were waiting on much longer lines of
customers, and asked him where J
ceuld see some red calico.
"This way, {sir," and he led me up
"the'ong sloiv. "Miss Btomv' said he
to a ynuog lady, "show this gentle-man
some red calico."
"What shade do you want?" asked
Miss Stone.
I showed her the tittle piece of
calico that my wife had given me
She looked at it and handed it back to
ire. Tben she look down a great roll
of red calico and spread it cut on the
counter.
"Why, that isu't the shade!" said I.
"No, not exactly," said she; "but it
is prettier than your sample."
"That may bo," said f; "hut yon see
I want to match this piece. There Is
something alrendv made of this hind
of calico, which needs to be made
Iarger or mended, or something. I
want some calico of the same shade. "
The girl uiudt no answer, but took
down another roll.
"Thai's the shade," said she.
"Yts," I replied, ' but 'tis striped."
calicoes,""iaTn" sTj'e.-
"Yes; but this luu t to be worn. It's
for furniture, 1 think. At any rate, I
want perfectly plain stuff to match
something already In use."
"Wei", I don't think you oau find
It perfectly plain, unless you get Tur-key
red."
■•What is Turkey red?" I asked.
'Turkey red Is perfectly red In cali-coes,"
she answered.
"Well, let me see some."
'•We haven't auy Turkey red calico
left." she said; "but we have some
very nice pliln calico In other colors."
"I dou'l want any other color. I
want stuff to match this "
"It's hard to match cheap calico like
tl at," she said, and »o I left her.
I next went into a store a few doors
further up Broadway. When I enter-ed
I approached the "floor walker,"
and banding him my sample, said:
"Have you any calice like Ibis?"
'•Yes, sir," said he. "Third counter
to the right."
I went to the third couuter to the
right, and showed my sample to the
salesman in attendance there. He
looked at it on both sides. Then he
said:
"We haven't any of this."
"That gentleman suld you had,"said
I.
"We had it, but we're out of it now.
You'll get that goods at au upholster-er's.'
1
I went across the street U> an up-holste
rer's.
"Have you any stuff like this?" I
asked.
"No," said the salesman, "we
haveu't. Is It for furniture?"
"Yee," I replied.
"Then Turkey red ie what you
want."
"la Turkey red just like this?' I
asked.
"No, said be; "but it's much bet-ter."
"That makes no difference to me,"
I replied. "I want something just
like this."
"But they don't use that for furni-ture,
he said.
"I Fbculd think people oou'd use
anything tliey want to for furniture."
I remarked tomewhat sharpy.
' They can, but they don't," he said
quite calmly. "They don't Use red
like that. They use Turkey red."
I said bO more, but left, 'ihe next
place I visited was a very large dry
goods store. Of the first salesman I
saw I Inquired If they kept red calico
like my sample.
'You'll Hud that on the second
Btory, said be.
I «eu opatalra. Then I asked a
man: 'Where will I find red calico?"
"In the far room to the left. Right
over there." And he pointed to a dls-iiinl
corner.
I walktd through the crowds of pur-chasers
and salespeople, and around
the coun'ers and tables filled with
g>ods to the far room to the left. When
I got there I Hiked for red calico.
The second c unter down oo thla
side," said the Uia.i.
1 went time and produced my sauj-
"('ulli'oes d iwn glairs," said the
man,
"They told me they were up here,"
I mid.
"Not these plain goods. You'll fli d
'tin down stairs at the back of the
stoic, ov«r on the other side."
I went down stair's to the Lack of
:he store.
"WbereM I find red calico like
this?'1 I asked.
"Next counter but one," said the
man addressed, walking witii me in
the direction pointed out.
"Dunn, show red calicoes."
Mr. Dunn took my sample and look-ed
at ii.
"We haven't this shade in that
auality u" goods," he said.
■'Well, baveyuu it in any quality of
goods?" I asked.
"Yes; we've got it tl' er." And be
n.ok down a piece cf calico, ai.d uc-r
i'ed a yard or two on the counter.
"Tbat'a net the shade," I said.
' No," Mid he. "The goods is finer
aud the color is better."
"I want lo match tbia," I said.
"I thought you weren't particular
about Die match," said the st!es:uau.
" You said you didn't care for the qual-ity
of ilie go'iils, aud know you can't
match goods without you take into
cousi itr.ulon q iilliy and color both
If yon want that quality of goods In
red you ought Jo get Turkey rei."
I did not think It nece-sary to
answer this remark, but said :
' Then you've got nothing to match
tbia ?''
"No, sir. But perhups they may
have it iu the upholstery department
in tlie sixth story."
tin I got on the cie.ator and went
up to the top of the house.
'Have you any red stuff like this?"
I said to a young man.
' Red stuff? Upholstery depart-ment—
other eud of mis fljor "
"I waut some red calico," I said toa
yourg man.
' Fuiuilure goods ?" he asked.
"Yes." said I.
"Fourth counter to tl e left."
I went to the fourth counter to the
left, and showed my sample to a sales -
man. He looked at it and said :
"You'll get this down on the first
floor—calico department."
I turned on my heel, descended on
the elevator, and went out on Broad-way.
I was thoroughly sick of red
calico, but I determined to make one
more trial. My w'fe bad bought her
red ealicj not long before, and there
must some to be had somewhere. I
ought to have asked ber where she
bought it, hut I thought a simple lit-tle
thing like that could be bought
anywhere.
I went into another large dry goods
store.
As I entered the store a sudden
tremor seized me. I could not bear a
to lake out that piece of red calico. If
me—a pen-wiper*cr anything of'tbe
sort, I think I would bave asked them
If ihey could match that.
But I stepped up to a young woman
and presented my sample with the
usual question.
"Back room, eounter on the left,"
she said.
I went there.
' 'Have you any red calico like this,"
I asked of a lady behind the counter.
"N >, sir." she said ; "but we have
it In Turkey red."
Turkey red again 1 1 surrendered.
"A'l right," I said; "give me
Turkey red."
"How much, fclr ? ' she asked.
"I don't know—say five yards."
The lady looked at me rather
strai ge ly, but measured off five yards
Turkey red calico.
Then she rapped ou the counterand
called out "Cash 1" A little girl with
yellow hair in two long rh»its tame
slowly up. The lady wrole the num-ber
of yards, the name of the goods,
her own number, the price, the
amount of the mink note banded ber,
and some other matters, probably the
color of my eyes and the direction
and velocity of the wind, on a slip of
paper. She tben copied this In a lit-tle
book which she kept by her. Then
she handed the Blip of paper, the
money and the Turkey red to
the yellow haired girl. This
young girl copied the slip in a
little book she carried, and then she
went away with the paper slip, the
calico and the money.
After a very ling time—during
which the girl probably took the
goods, the Blip and the money to some
central desk, where the note was re-ceived,
Its amount and number en-tered
in a book, change given to the
girl, copy of thesiipmadeand entered,
girl's entry examined and approved,
goods wrapped up, girl registered,
plaits counted and entered on a slip of
paper and copied by the girl In ber
boo't, girl taken to hydrant and wash-ed,
number of towel entered on paper
slip and copied by tbe girl In ber
book, value of ray note and amount of
clianee branded somewhere on the
child and said process noted on a slip
of paper and copied iu ber book—the
girl came to me bringing the change
and the package of Turkey red calico. \
I had time for very little work at
the office that afternoon, and when I
reached home I banded tbe package
Ol ealico to my wife. Bhe unrolled It
and exclaimed :
"Why, this don't match "he pieoe I
gave vou 1"
"Match It?" I cried. "Ob, no! it
don't match it. You d'n't waul that
matched. You were mistaken. What
you wanted was Turkey red—third
counter to the left. I nieau, Turkey
led is what t.iey uft."
-My wife looked at me iu uina/.e*
nieut, and then I detailed to her my
troubles.
"Well," Mud she. " this Turkey red
is a great dctd prettier than what I
had, and you've got o much of
it that I needn't use th» other a' all.
I wish I had il.ought of Turkey red
before. '
'•1 wish from my heart you had,"
said I.—The Household.
In Brief snd lo in*i i-oim.
Dyspepsia is dreadful. Disordered liver
is misery. Indigestion is a foe to good
nature.
The human digestive apparatus is one of
the most complicated and wonderful
things in existence. It Is easily put oat
of order.
Greasy food, tough food, sloppy food,
had cookery, mental worry, late hours,
irregular habits, and many other things
which ought not to be, have made the
American people a nation of dyspeptics*
But Green's August Flower has done a
wonderful work In reforming this sad busi-ness
and making the American people so
healthy that they can enjoy their meals
and be happy.
Remember :—No hanplness without
health. But Green's August Flower
brings health and happiness to the dys-peptic.
Ask your druggist for a bottle.
Seventy-flve cents.
SYMPTOMS:
I HAVE BEEN a great sufferer from
catarrh for over ten years ; had it very
bad, could hardly breathe Some nights 1
could not sleep, had to walk tbe floor. I
purchased Ely's Cream Balm and am
using it freely. It is working a cure surely.
I have advised several friends to use ft,
and with happy results in every case. It
is ibe one medicine above all others mane
to cure catarrh, and it Is worth its weight
in gold. I thank God I have found a
remedy I can nse with sarety ana mm
does all that is claimed for it. It Is curing
my deafness.—B. W. Sperry, Hartford,
Conn.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of purity
strength and wholesotneness. More economical than
he ordinary kinds, and cannot b« sold in compe
tition with the multitude of low test, short weight
alum or phosphate powders. Bold only in earn.
ROYAL BAKING POWDIR CO., 106 Wall St., N. Y.
THE GREAT
UnfailingSpecific
FOR
LIVER
ISEASE
liittrr or had taste in mouth;
tongue coated white or
covered with ■ brown fur, pain in the back, id' -,
or joints- fa n mistaken for Rheumatism; Hour
stomach ; low* of apuetit«; sometimes nausea
and waterbra-sh, or indigestion; flatulency and
acid erudition*; bowels alternately c itive and
lax; headnch*; loss of memory, with a painful
sensation of having failed to do something which
Ought to have been done; dab-IUty; low spirits;
a thick, yallow appearance of the skin and eye*;
adry cough; fever j restlessness; the urine Is scanty
and high-colored, and, if allowed to stand, deposits
a sediment,
SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR
(PURELY VEGETABLE)
Is generally used in the South to arouse the
Torpid Liver to a healthy action.
It acts with extraordinary efficacy oo thm
KIDNEYS,
AND BOWELS.
«N EFTECTUAL 3fECIFI0 FOR
Malaria. Dyspepsia,
Constipation, Biliousness,
Siek Headache, Jaundice,
NUUHIMI, Colic,
Mental Depression, Bowel Complaints,
Etc., Etc., Kir.
Endorsed by die use of 7 Millions of Bottles, as
THE BEST FAMILY MEDICINE
For Children, fur Adults, and tor tbe Aged.
SAFE TO TAKE IN ANY CONDMON OF MSYSTEM I
J.H.ZEILIN & CO.,
SOLE raonuaross, PHILADELPHIA, PA,
PRICK. 91.00.
MONTGOMERY
ROOF PAINTING CO.
HARRISON'S
ASPHALT PAINT It. tho BBST IU the trade
rorriN OR IKIIN roofing now ntrered. aa It
laili three timei longer than any other palm,
anil It laaqnlRk drynr. luin will not affect
It to rain itea after It Is applied. This paint
li.abeen extensively u-cd and successfully
team 1 all over tho country. All who have
uaed it pronounce It superior, more durable
and economical than any othor paint now In
u«e. The paint la composed of Ingredients
which ron'ior it both elastloand water proof
and when applied becomes thoroughly oe-and
elastic paint. It Is unaffected BJPBMBH
of temperature, and owing to Ha wonderful
powers of contraction and expansion does
not srale or crack, thus repairing and pre-serving
nn.' piotccllng new or old tin or
Iron roofs uv being ellected by Ihe sudden
cluing'! of the wont her.
I'' uoiiiy Is c liilu.nl from the fact that tin
or Iron root* (..Id or new) requires but one
coat cf this paint, and oneooat will lust H or
10years.aa li possesses a body superior to
t !i 11 of pny other. This ralnt In also nn ox-rellent
article for brick wallI and gahle endt
lo prevent dampness ua It retains 1U gloss
ami turnsthe water.
Tho above mentioned palm Is puton large
or sma'l roofs at a reasonable prlca. Ad-dress
all orders to
JAMES W. HARRISON.
AOMT AMD CONTRACTOR,
P. I). Kox 100. UON8UOUUCKEN, PA.
P. S.—Koofa painted wllh MetalIc. Spanl-h
Blown or VeniUaii Ked II pmlcllud.
MONTOOHUBT Koor PAiirrms Co.
Icift 3ms.
WM. BRIGGS.
Practical GUN MAKER
144 MAIN ST. NORRISTOWN.
§. 49- flout 4 §o.
D- M. Yost & Co.
We arc determined, in the face of
all competition, lo largely Increase our
business this fall.
at first Lands for cash. Our immense
stock and low prices will convince
people that they cannot afford to buy
elsewhere.
We are now engaged lu making ex-tensive
additions to our ealcsrooms.for
notwithstanding our heavy closing
sales to make room for our new fall
stock, we And it impossible lo dlsplay
lt In our preseut extensive rooms. We
are adding another room, 28 feet by 50
feet, which will he devotnd to oil
Cloths, Linoleums, Llgnums, Silen-ilums,
Cocr.a Mats mil Mattings, In
every style, quality and width.
Think of a stock of 20.000 Hauare
yards rf oil cloths alone, in hundreds
of sly:y and you will say It is some-thing
the oldest business meu of the
town never dreamed of.
Then remember, too, that all these
come to us direct from Ihe mills. You
pay only one small profit. Do you
wonder that we sell cheaper than
others?
Another thing don't forget: We Cut
OU Cloths in any Width Fr«t of Waste.
No one else is so obliging or can save
you so much money. We always bave
been headquarters for Carpets, Oil
Cloths aud Shades, and wo'il prove
that we are so still.
Don't be rash when you buy ; look
around and see mid com mire then you
will admit the advantage wehuveover
our competitors, and appreciate prop-erly
Ihe good we do you.
There are si III a few of those 4c ca'-
Icoes left. They we full sta-.dard
goods ; none belter in the market at
Bo. If you 1 ave not setn them jou've
made a sad mistake that you should
hasten to remedy before it is too late.
Remember, the In si lighted store In
Norrlstown,
Cor. MAIN and DeKALB Sts-
D, M, YOST & COi's,
Breech and Muz; lo Loading
Guns a Specialty,
Repairing of all kinds Am-munition
of all kindo
Mr-All k'li.Is of Fishing Tackle
Slid loaded toolder.
LADIES' AND DENTS' OVEROAITERS.
AND CHILDREN'S LEGGINGS
The larKest and he.-1 stock In the world.
Rioholdorfor
Manntactiirer.Wholeaale and Re-lall
Dealer. Ualtera anil lenghiKs
maile to order, embroidered snii-pemlcrs
mounted. Gents' tarnish-ing
goods In groat variety,'glovet,
ties scurfs, collars, cults. hosiery,
mulllers.suspendcrs. The H brace
suspender lor gents' and boys.the
Perfect shoulder brace,the Knick-erbocker
; shoulder brace to suit
r"i'iyinx'v, shirts, drawers, car-digan
jackets, merino and scarlet
flannel underwear, buckskin nn-ili^
ww.— |
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