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glassa RATES OF ADVERTISING IN TSE KECORI 1 week 2 weeks.... 5 weeks.... 1 month ... 2 months. 8 months . 6 months. 1 year 1 in 2in Sin. Ho. Y* c. Icol 50 80 1 25 2 25 4 no 7 50 7b 1 Hf, 1 »0 H 25 1 «) 5 75 10 no 1 75 2 fi4o 25 7 60n 50 1 2b2 lñ 8 00 5 25 9 251 5 00 2 00 8 25 i h() 7 ho m «5 23 00 2 fi4 t2)b ti 00 H 751 7 (VI 31 (Kl H f«i d2ft H «1 ¡5 («1 28 C0 ai 00 5 CK) 9 50 13 75 26 00150 00 96 00 Yearly advertisements to be paid quarter-ly. Transient advertisements payable in advance. Advertisements, to insure immediate in-sertion, must be handed in, at the very latest, by Wednesday noon. Job Work of all kinds neatly and prompt-ly executed at short notice. toA U communi c a t ions should be addressed RECORD OFFICE, Lititz, Lane. Co., Pa. RECORD An Independent Family Newspaper, Devoted to Literature, Agriculture, Local and General Intelligence. YOL. XXX. LITITZ, PA., THURSDAY MORNING, JANUARY 31, 1907. NO. 20. Published Every Thursday Morning by •' BUCH. OFFICE—No. 9 S. Broad street, Lititz, Lancaster County, Pa. TEEMS OP StrBscBiPTioN.—For one year $1.00, if paid la advance, and $1.25 if payment be delayed to the end of year. For six months, 50 cents, and for three months, 30 cents, strictly in advance. 0§-A failure to notify a discontinuance at the end of the term subscribed for, will be considered a wish to continue the paper. ^ * A n y person sending us five new cash subscribers for one year will be entitled to the RECORD for one year, for hia trouble. Look Through Your Clothes Closet, Men TJ You may be in need of some new apparel, which you have neglected or forgotten to get. Do you need An Overcoat Suit of Clothes Knit Jacket Hat or Cap Umbrella Gloves Collars Neckties Our display will be found up to date; our var-iety the largest and our prices the lowest con-sistent with honest goods. W. H. BUSH Leader of Clothing and Gents' Furnishings RECORD BLDG, LITITZ 0o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ooc 1 How About a Soft Hat i o o o o o o o o o Q O o o o o o o ALL THE LATEST SHAPES AND SHADES ARE HERE Stiff Hats in Endless Variety CAPS and GLOVES At Bargain Prices o WINGERT & HAAS, (Successors to H. L. Boas) O 144 NORTH QUEEN ST., - LANCASTER, PA S O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O B SEMI-ANNUAL SHOE SALE We have gone through our stock carefully and have selected out all pairs of which we have too many or too few of a kind. Men's Vici Leather Lined Lace $2.50, $3 25 and $3 50 shoes, now $1.95, $2,73 a n d f 2.98. Men's Vici, Box Calf and Russia Lace and Blucher $3, $3.25 and $3.50 S h o e s , n o w #2.48, $2.73 a n d $2.98. . Men's $3 Box Calf and $6 Russet High Cut Bluchers, now $2.48 and $5, Men's Odds and Ends Patent Colt $2.50, $3, $3 50 and $4 Lace, Button and Bluchers, now $2, mostly small sizes. Men's $3 and $3.50 Patent Colt Lace and Bluchers, now $2 45 and $2.98 (Keith and Douglass makes). Women's Patent Colt Lace $2.50, $3 and $3.50 Odds and Ends at $1 and $1.50. Women's Kid, Gun Metal and Box Calf $2 50, $3, $3.50 and #4 Shoes, now $2.00. Women's $2.50, $3, S3 50 and $4 Button Shoes, now $2. Women's Box Calf Low Heel College $2 50 Bluchers, now $2. 3 and 5 East King St., Lancaster, Pa. eHftS. H. FREY Don't fail to see and price our large line of Stoves Heaters and Ranges "Wringers Washing Machines Terra Cotta Pipe Paints, Glass Hardware. Cement A R. BOMBERGER, L I T I T Z . PA M. M. SOUDERS ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR LITITZ, PA. DYNAMOS, MOTORS, LAMPS, WIRE8, ELECTRIC LIGHT SUPPLIES, FIXTURES, PORTABLES, BEADED FRINGE, SHADES, BELLS, BATTERIES, &0. Wiring Promptly and Carefully Done The Leading Fanners' Hotel in the City, Centrally Located. Sorrel Horse Hotel, A. B. ADAMS, Prop'r. DINNER, 25 CENTS. 49.51 W. King St., Lancaster, Pa Cart be cured only by a remedy that will remove the cause. The oftener you stop it with headache powders or pills the quicker will it return. Generally, headache comes from a dis-turbed stomach or irregular bowels, and almost invariably Lane's Family ij (a tonic laxative) will cure head-ache in short order by regulating the bowels and reinvigorating the stomach. It is a great blood medicine and the favorite laxative of old and young. At druggists', 25c. and 50c. X ilk Aiikft A Good Resolution for Men Wear Good Shoes. They may cost more than you're paying now, but you'll have to buy fewer pairs. At the end of the year you'll be ahead of the game. A cheap shoe never gives satisfac-tion— never wears. You can't find a cheap shoe on our shelves—never was in fifty years, that we know of. Try us for your first pair of shoes in 1907—you'll probably pay no more than you are used to—but you'll get more money's worth out of them. TH€ KINZLCR ¿HOC CO. E. F. 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Unusual desire to urinate, especially at night. "J3rick Dust" deposits, sometimes containing albumen and blood. Swelling around eyes, ankles and abdomen. Drowsiness and a constant tired feeling. Pale, hot and dry skin. Pain in the back, headache, cramps in the legs. Bowels constipated, digestion impaired. Rheumatic pains in the joints and muscles. If you have any of the above symptoms your kid-neys need immediate attention, and Dr. David Ken-nedy's Favqrite Remedy should be taken at once. Do you know what will happen if you neglect these symptoms? Bright's Disease, most terrible, is nearly always the outcome. Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Eemedy has cured thousands of kidney disease, and we have the positive proof. It will cure you. Send to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a free sample bottle and medical booklet. Large bottles $1.00, at all druggists. TRADE MARK' Do you wa nt Good Fresh Groceries K a i l t Z , The East End Grocer Can supply all your wants. He also keeps a choice line of Candies, Oranges, Nuts, Figs, Bananas, &c. Do not for-get that we are leaders in Cheese Sweitzer, Limberger, Miinster and Domestic Try a bag of our Superior Corn Meal. E. E. KAUTZ East Main Street, Lititz Mrs. Cooper's Masked Bal k/r*RS. COOPER'S eldest daugh ter Florence opened the ball by dancing the Lanciers with the King of Spades. Her bright eyes outshone her diamonds with their gleam of triumph. She had certainly done well by persuading her mother to have a fancy-dress ball It was the first affair of its kind ever held in the little town of R., and every-one was delighted with the novelty. To-night Florence not only attracted all eyes to her sparkling beauty, but also drew them upon the wonder of her jewels, and she had the best collection in the county of B. In her fancy-dress as the Queen of Diamonds she could wear them all without fear of being accused of bad taste. As she led the dance with Lord S. her old mother smiled from the corner where she sat among the chaperons. Florence certainly was brilliant to-night ; lately she had almost fancied her daughter was losing her freshness— and that was her third season. Yet here was one of the biggest catches in the county looking at her with admir-ing eyes No wonder Mrs. Cooper beamed approval. Lord S , under the disguise of the King of Spades, was profuse in his compliments ; his eyes piercing the thin gauze of his partner's mask did not conceal their admiration. You only made one mistake to-night," he whispered in the pause of the dance. "And that?" "You should have appeared as the Queen of Hearts." Miss Cooper smiled. She knew Lord S. was a terrible bore ; but what a triumph that he should have come to the ball ! He, who so seldom went any-where. To have him at her feet so early in the evening—why, by the end, who knows, she might be the promised lady of his broad lands and money-bags. Her smile was very tender. 'If diamonds were not trumps to-night," he continued, "I would win you by virtue of my ace." He pointed to a rare black diamond that sparkled in his shirt front " What a beautiful stone!" She leaned toward him softly—the dance was at an end^ and tin y were moving toward the conservatory. "Evidently he was gratified, and was beginning. A most precious one, I can assure you," when a voice interrupted him. "Excuse me," it said, "but I think, as diamonds are trumps, I take the queen " To her chagrin, a giggling youth in the costume of King of Dia-monds claimed her for the waltz. Mrs. Cooper frowned from her cor-ner. Her neighbor's voice recalled her to her surroundings. "What has be-come of the two young Hunters ? I don't imagine they are here. They are always up to such pranks that I fancy I should know them through any disguise." Mrs. Cooper agreed. I don't believe they have come. I know Florence asked them; they are such fun. I can't think what could have kept them awa3'. There are not so many dances," she added, with some satisfaction, "for young people about here for them to give one up without good reason." "And such a one," her neighbor ad-ded, good naturedly. "I never saw so much gagety before. Everybody so merry and amused. It was a splendid idea to have a masked ball." "It was my daughter's idea alto gether," Mrs. Cooper answered proud-ly; "she is very good at thinking of such things." Her eyes followed her daughter's graceful figure, and were pleased to see her again by the side of Lord S. I wouldn't be surprised !" The neighbor nodded in that direction. Mrs. Cooper smiled. "He does seem to admire her,doesn't he?" 'The best match in the country," the good-natured neighbor remarked She had no daughters, and her son was no eligible party for the Miss Coopers. They required something more substantial than good character with their future hushands. "But who are these two curious masks ?" With the sudden ceasing of the waltz the French windows at the end of the room were thrown open from without, and the clatter made drew all eyes in that direction. Out of the dark night into the bright room crept two myterious figures. They were heavily robed in wide cloaks, with hats drawn well down over their fore-heads. In their hands they carried dark lanterns. They presented a grim appearance among the gay dresses of the assembled guests. Laughing tol-lies and white fairy queens shrank away from contact with these dusky fingers. "They are brigands!" whispered a startled Ophelia, seeing the gleam of enormous horse pistols at the robbers belts. "Or Dick Turpin !" cried a Scarlet Pimpernel, hearing the clank of spurs from heavily-booted feet. But the two strangers, without seeming to see any one but the Queen of Diamonds, advan-ced in the walk of stage villains to her side. Laughing, she stretched out her hand to welcome them, but, unheeding it, they deliberately raised their lan-terns and flashed the light upon her person. A shriek of laughter went up as, with much ostentatious delibera-tion, they dispoiled her of most of her diamonds and placed them in a black bag which one of then carried by his side. "I know who they are," the Queen of Diamonds whispered to Lord S., who looked a little indignant at this proceeding ; "it's the Hunters ; they are such funny boys. Fancy them thinking of such a thing.'' Lord S. laughed. "That will do, Bob," he said as the banditti turned to him ; he held out his hand. "Give the Queen back her diamonds " But the banditti were not to be fright-ened. While one grasped Lord S.'s hand, the other solemnly robbed him of his beautiful black solitaire. Lord S. smiled feebly. "Don't spoil the game," the Queen of Diamonds pleaded as the two dark figures commenced striding through the crowd in a tnelodramic manner, robbing man and maid alike amid peals of laughter. "I hope they won't get those trinkets so mixed we won't know our own," said a gentle Shepherdess, bereft of her rings and bracelets ; "though I would not mind getting some of Miss Cooper's diamonds in exchange. Do look at Miss Parsons running away from the banditti !" I hope those foolish fellows won't injure any of the jewelry," her partner said, rather savagely. It was one to-night he had put a diamond ring on Miss Parson's finger. "I hate this silly foolery. The Hunters are always up to some tommy-rot or other." In spite of his ill-humor he had to smile when the two dark figures paused before powdered James, the footman, and, to the poor man's visible annoy-anee and surprise, with deft fingers took away his bone shirt-studs and left hiiii blushing and embarrassed before the laughing crowd. He followed the two in their gro-tesque flight across the room till he cornered them to whisper : Look here, boys, don't be too funny with all those jewels about you. You'd better give them up before we go into supper." But the boys, nodding at him with-out words, would not be subdued or overawed ; they glided away and con tinued their marauding in the pauses of til» dancejs, till sapper was an-nounced. Now they would boldly stop a couple starting on a waltz, and later appear suddenly behind the chair of some sentimental young couple who had believed themselves hidden away from all eyes. In the excitement that th« call for unmasking created as supper was an-nounced, the brigands were forgotten ; and when remembered and called upon were not to be found. "This is too much of a joke," the King of Spades spoke angrily ; "that diamond of mine is of great value. trusted they would end their non-sense with the call for unmasking, but it seems it is not so—do they want us to play hide and seek with them now? Some people don't know when to stop fooling." The Queen of Diamonds tried to pacify him, assuring him that the young Hunters could mean no harm. They were sure to turn up in a moment ; probably they were disencumbering themselves of their heavy cloaks, às they could not sup as they were. "James," she said, as the footman entered the room, "where are the Mr. Hunters? Tell them I should like to speak to them." 'Yes, madam," said James ; "they have only just arrived.'' Behind him two comic figures fol-lowed, dressed as clowns and panta-loon. The Clown came hurridly forward. I am so sorry to be late, bat our mo-tor broke down, and we could not get it to go for love or money. We have been dragged ignominiously here by an old gray mare. Forgive us for be-ing late, but I hope the fun is riot all over." The King of Spades regarded them with a frown. "Come now, young gentlemen that's enough. We are all tired of your jokes. Please give us back our jewels. The fun is over as far as they are concerned. We all know you intend us to believe yon have not been here before, and have not just changed your dress ; but we are tired of such tomfoolery, and so finish and let us go to supper." A faint applause followed, in amazement, and then looked at the circle of faces around them. "What do you mean?'' the Pan-taloon wagged his gray beard, impati-ently. "I tell you we have only just come. Thé man is outside with the nag still, if you like to interview him." "James," interrupted the Queen of Diamonds, and a hundred anxious eyes were turned upon the staring foot man, "where are the two masques dressed as robbers ?" "O ! They went long ago, madam ?" he answered. "They told me to tell you they were sorry they could not stop for the unmasking ; it was such a pleasant evening—but you would understand. Of course,'' James added cheerfully, "they gave me back my studs before they went." It Is the Home Paper They Want. HE question has often been asked, "Will the country newspaper outlive its usefulness ?" It is argued that the "city daily" will perform the mission of the country publication also. Well, the danger is n o t im minent The country paper has a personality, or call it a soul if you This is what makes the country paper so dear to the hearts of its read This spirit can not be infused into correspondence by one who works merely for the salary. On account of a certain nervous disease a woman from this section was forbidden by doctor's orders, to read more than one paper a week. The list to choose from was a large one. What paper most interested her, think you ? It was a home paper this patient wanted and she chose the RECORD. The end of the country paper is not yet. A former Lititz boy who married a young lady in a distant city, said : "Although my wife has been in Lititz only once, yet she enjoys reading the RECORD a s m u c h as I do." Another Lititz boy working in another state said that his sweetheart— he didn't call her just that but the meaning is the same—always asks him to bring the RECORD along when he calls. Don't Leave the Farm, Boys. a j H Y do boys leave the farm? It is not because the field is overcrowded, surely. Most likely it is because they seek the restless life of the city. But with that restless life comes the evil that seeks an en-trance into the heart of every boy. Is the gayety of the city lite pre-ferable to the quietude and peace of the country ? Young man, don't be duped for a city target. Surely it must be more enjoyable to live close to mother earth than to be confined to narrow boundaries of buildings and breathe the air of smoke and impurity. As much money can be made on the farm as in the city. Besides, the far-mer has the best in the land to eat. He knows that his butter is no colored substitute and that his milk is unadulterated. He knows also that the canned goods and preserves made by his wife contain no deadly acids. Sometimes, of course, the farmer meet with calamities, but the same is true of the "man in the city. But when misfortune, probably sickness, comes to the man in the city—most of them live up to the limit of their salary—what's he going to do for shelter and food ? There is drudgery in"farm life, and that's why some boys leave. Remem-ber, though, there is drudgery in every walk of life that leads to success. But the farmer is making rapid progress along the line of labor-saving devices. Farming is becoming more and more a matter of science, and the chances of making money are becoming ever better. The farmer has a free delivery and a telephone and the time will soon be here when at a little expense electric lights will illuminate his home and roads. What following is more honorable than farming ? As he puts the money in his pocket he can feel that he made that money honestly ; that he has cheated no man. The farmer is the most independent man on the face of the earth. He is his own master. He can be absolutely true to his own convictions. He can please himself. How many business men can say that much ? WITHIN THE COUNTY. While on her way to school, Lizzie Hassler, of Ephrata, saw a chicken perched on the limb of a tree in her father's orchard. A closer investigation proved that the chicken had bee'n froz-en to death with its head under its wiog. An occurrence of this kind is exceed-ingly rare. Dr. S. B. Koser was seiiously injured by a Pennsylvania Railroad train at the Mountville crossing. His horse was killed in the collision and his buggy wrecketi. Thomas M. Derr, who recently retired as sheriff of Cumberland county, has moved to Lancaster with his family from Carisle and has bought out the business of the Kendig house, on North Prince street, from Willian H. Hamm. A carload of looms is expected this week for the new addition to the silk mill at NewHolland One carload has already been set up and is s.lmost ready for use. This surely shows progress. Lydia Wenger, of Weaverland, has a cat that stands thirteen inches high and measures thirty-three and one-half in-ches from the tip of the nose to the tip of the tail. This cat also measures eighteen inches around the body, and nine and one-half inches around the neck, and weighs fourteen pounds. Action tiken by the local Carpen-ters' Ubious saves aged and blind Vin-cent Pfau and wife, of Lancaster, from the county home. Their little home was burned and as the returns from playing a hand organ are small they could not rebuild. The unions took up the case and will rebuild the house without cost to the couple, the mayor collecting money for materials. Arnold Hurst Swally, son of Charles Zwally, of New Holland, was the first depositor in the Farmers' National Bank, which was opened at that place on Thursday, and of which his father is cashier. The young banker is eleven mcnths old. The Mountville Fire Co. will build a new engine house and the plan adopted calls for a brick building with room for housing engines, meeting room for council and school board and lockup in the cellar. The building wilt be 23x40. PUBLISHED FOR TBE FJfiST TIME. —Spiritualists, photographers an d lovers do their best developing in a dark room. Why the Boy w a s Late. The following is an old story and you may have heard it, yet it has not appeared in print before, to our know-ledge: Teacher—What makes you late to-day? Little Boy—It was so slippy that I slipped back two steps for every step I took forward. Teacher (getting angry)—How did you get here then ? Little Boy—I turned around and started for home. A Religious Census of Manheim. The recent honse-to-house religious canvass of Manheim borough revealed some inteiesting facts. Ninety-three cards, representing 153 people, claim- No Church Preference " Nine cards, representing nineteen persons, show River Brethren preference. Six cards, including ten persons, report adherence to the Russelite faith. There are three cards of Catholic faith, representing 13 persons. One Jew family of 7, one Yorker family of 6, and one person of Briiser faith, are also reported. The remainder of the large number of cards returned, claim adherence to the Lutheran, Reformed, United Evangel-ical, United Brethren, Dunkard, Meu-nouite, Episcopal and Methodist faiths. SO Years' Experience. Rectal diseases cured permanently. Piles, Fistulae, Fissures and Ulceration Cured, without the use of knife or un-dergoing an operation. Also, specialists and cure guaranteed in diseases of the ear and throat—especially catarrh and running ear. Send for little book on above diseases, free. At the Franklin House, Lancaster city, every alternate Thursday. D r s . MARKLEY & SHOEMAKER, 19 S. 9th St., Reading, Pa. They Used to Do It. At the recent teachers institute held in the local high school rooms some ex-amples were given of the old way of preparing for the visit of the county superintendent. "We were drilled on a certain lesson for a month, besides our regular assignments, when I went to school," said one of the teachers, "and when the superintendent came around and asked which lesson we had to-day, we had been instructed well enough to palm oft the old reviewed lesson. "Also heard of a similar ease, but one in which the ending was different," said another instructor. "When the superintendent asked which lesson they had to-day, one child gave the whole thing away by blurting out, "Oh ! do you mean our regular lesson or the one we reviewed?" Guess t h e Customer Jjeft Then. They were partners in a village store, these two men. The one furnished his experience, the other the capital. As the man with the cash spoiled many a sale by his sheer truthfulness, he was generally put to work in the rear room packing eggs or something of the kind. One day a prospective buyer was be-ing shown dress goods, nothing of which seemed to suit him. Seeing that his partner was in a quandary the other man thought he could smooth things over, according to his way of thinking, and said to the customer, "You see, the nicest has already been sold !" Happy Elfeabethtown. From the Herald. The promises for the future of Eliza-betbtown are brighter than ever be-fore in its history. Quite a few indus-tries were added in the last decade aDd all are in a flourishing condition. It is rumored' that the large imple-ment works, operated by the A. Buch's Sons Company, will enlarge during the coming spring. The Kreider Shoe Co. will consider the proposition of raising their capitalization from $100,f'OO to $200,000. This will mean a big addi-tion to be built to the already large fac-tory. The Martin and Heagy fork works too are flourishing. Builds up waste tissue, promotes ap-petite, improves digestion, induces re-freshing sleep, gives renewal strength and health. That's what Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea does. 35 cents, Tea or T a b l e t s . LEWIS N . MOYER. OVEfi THE STATE Cows were milked last week in the basement of the State Library at Harris-burg to convince those attending the meeting of the State Board of Agricul-ture that milking could be done by ma-chinery. John W. Reily, of the Fort Hunter Dairy, loaned the cows and the machine did the rest. John Caspar Knapp, a German resi-dent of Mahanoy City, celebrated his eightieth birthday on Monday, and the German Maennerehor of that town, 40 maintained a long-established German custom by visiting him and spending an hour singing the songs of Vaterland in honor of the occasion. Delos Dolliver, a well-known Elk county lumberman, has purchased a tract of timber in the Philippine Is-lands, and is going to operate the same. He is now engaged in shipping the ma-chinery to the islands, and says that he has enough timber there, if he cuts it all himself, to last for a hundred years. York county Judges have been grant-ing restaurant licenses which conveyed the right to sell beer and wine only. A recent decision by the Supreme Court in a case carried up from Dauphin county to the effect that all retail license holders are on the same basis has put an end to the limited license feature, and hereafter York restaurants with a license will sell whiskey if they want to. Mayor Dimrnick, of Scranton, has ordered all saloonkeepers in that city to close their back roomp, which had become resorts for bibulous women. On Monday night the police reported that every back room was closed. The back room has long been held as one of the greatest evils of Scranton, and divers administrations have endeavored to close them, while preachers from the pulpit denounced them. It remained for Mayor Dimrnick to issue stringent orders on the subject. Steelton looks down on its neighbor-ing industrial towns. A United States Government report just issued shows that Steelton in 1905 paid out to 4650 wageearners more than any town of its size in the state and considerably more than some which are larger. Lebanon, Pottsville, South Bethlehem, Sunbury, Pottstown, Homestead, Phoe-nixviile and Hazelton included. Its wage roll amounted to$3,040,773,exceed-ing that of Williamsport and Wilkes-barre, and being close to Lancaster, Allen town, Chester, Johnstown and New Castle, and pushing Harrisburg mighty hard, the diflerence being only some $900,000 in favor of the la tter. Sick Heahache, largely a woman's complaint—is chiefly caused by indigestion, consti-pation and torpid liver. You can pre-vent it by taking a dose of Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, once every few days immediately after a meal. Pleasant to the taste. No nausea griping- Write Dr. David Ken-nedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a free samqle bottle. Large b; ttles $1.00, all druggists. 8 That's the house the Doctor built, ' The biggest house you see ; Thank goodness he don't get our money, For we take Hollister's Rocky Moun-t a i n Tea. LEWIS N . MOYEB. The Old Derry Church Graveyard. The old Derry Church Presbyterian graveyard is one of the most ancient in Dauphin county. The first burial in the graveyard was Mrs. James Cam-bell, 1757, and the last interment was Joseph Shannon McCord, November 15,1891. James Cambell, the husband fo Mrs. James Cambell, was buried in the same plot in 1771, at the age of 80. A notable inscription in this ancient burial place is that of Catharine Steel, late consort of David Steel, who de-parted this life February 20, A. D., 1803, aged about 83 years, and in her life time reared nineteen orphan chil-dren. Possesses wonderful medicinal power over the human body, removing all dis-orders from your system, is what Hol-lister's Rocky Mountain Tea will do. Makes you well, keeps you well. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. LEWIS N . MOYER. The Knock-out Blow. The blow which knocked out Corbett was a revelation to the prize fighters. From the earliest days of the ring the knock-out blow was aimed for the jaw, the temple or the jugular vein. 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Dr. Pierce's great thousand-page illus-trated Common Sense Medical Adviser will be sent free, paper-bound, for 21 one-cent stamps, or cloth-bound for 31 stamps. Address Dr. Pierce as above.
Object Description
Title | Lititz Record |
Masthead | Lititz Record 1907-01-31 |
Subject | Lititz (Pa.) -- Newspapers;Lancaster County (Pa.)—Newspapers |
Description | Lititz newspapers 1877-1942 |
Publisher | Record Print. Co.; J. F. Buch |
Date | 1907-01-31 |
Location Covered | United States;Pennsylvania;Lancaster County (Pa.);Lititz (Pa.);Warwick (Lancaster County, Pa. : Township) |
Type | Text |
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Full Text | glassa RATES OF ADVERTISING IN TSE KECORI 1 week 2 weeks.... 5 weeks.... 1 month ... 2 months. 8 months . 6 months. 1 year 1 in 2in Sin. Ho. Y* c. Icol 50 80 1 25 2 25 4 no 7 50 7b 1 Hf, 1 »0 H 25 1 «) 5 75 10 no 1 75 2 fi4o 25 7 60n 50 1 2b2 lñ 8 00 5 25 9 251 5 00 2 00 8 25 i h() 7 ho m «5 23 00 2 fi4 t2)b ti 00 H 751 7 (VI 31 (Kl H f«i d2ft H «1 ¡5 («1 28 C0 ai 00 5 CK) 9 50 13 75 26 00150 00 96 00 Yearly advertisements to be paid quarter-ly. Transient advertisements payable in advance. Advertisements, to insure immediate in-sertion, must be handed in, at the very latest, by Wednesday noon. Job Work of all kinds neatly and prompt-ly executed at short notice. toA U communi c a t ions should be addressed RECORD OFFICE, Lititz, Lane. Co., Pa. RECORD An Independent Family Newspaper, Devoted to Literature, Agriculture, Local and General Intelligence. YOL. XXX. LITITZ, PA., THURSDAY MORNING, JANUARY 31, 1907. NO. 20. Published Every Thursday Morning by •' BUCH. OFFICE—No. 9 S. Broad street, Lititz, Lancaster County, Pa. TEEMS OP StrBscBiPTioN.—For one year $1.00, if paid la advance, and $1.25 if payment be delayed to the end of year. For six months, 50 cents, and for three months, 30 cents, strictly in advance. 0§-A failure to notify a discontinuance at the end of the term subscribed for, will be considered a wish to continue the paper. ^ * A n y person sending us five new cash subscribers for one year will be entitled to the RECORD for one year, for hia trouble. Look Through Your Clothes Closet, Men TJ You may be in need of some new apparel, which you have neglected or forgotten to get. Do you need An Overcoat Suit of Clothes Knit Jacket Hat or Cap Umbrella Gloves Collars Neckties Our display will be found up to date; our var-iety the largest and our prices the lowest con-sistent with honest goods. W. H. BUSH Leader of Clothing and Gents' Furnishings RECORD BLDG, LITITZ 0o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ooc 1 How About a Soft Hat i o o o o o o o o o Q O o o o o o o ALL THE LATEST SHAPES AND SHADES ARE HERE Stiff Hats in Endless Variety CAPS and GLOVES At Bargain Prices o WINGERT & HAAS, (Successors to H. L. Boas) O 144 NORTH QUEEN ST., - LANCASTER, PA S O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O B SEMI-ANNUAL SHOE SALE We have gone through our stock carefully and have selected out all pairs of which we have too many or too few of a kind. Men's Vici Leather Lined Lace $2.50, $3 25 and $3 50 shoes, now $1.95, $2,73 a n d f 2.98. Men's Vici, Box Calf and Russia Lace and Blucher $3, $3.25 and $3.50 S h o e s , n o w #2.48, $2.73 a n d $2.98. . Men's $3 Box Calf and $6 Russet High Cut Bluchers, now $2.48 and $5, Men's Odds and Ends Patent Colt $2.50, $3, $3 50 and $4 Lace, Button and Bluchers, now $2, mostly small sizes. Men's $3 and $3.50 Patent Colt Lace and Bluchers, now $2 45 and $2.98 (Keith and Douglass makes). Women's Patent Colt Lace $2.50, $3 and $3.50 Odds and Ends at $1 and $1.50. Women's Kid, Gun Metal and Box Calf $2 50, $3, $3.50 and #4 Shoes, now $2.00. Women's $2.50, $3, S3 50 and $4 Button Shoes, now $2. Women's Box Calf Low Heel College $2 50 Bluchers, now $2. 3 and 5 East King St., Lancaster, Pa. eHftS. H. FREY Don't fail to see and price our large line of Stoves Heaters and Ranges "Wringers Washing Machines Terra Cotta Pipe Paints, Glass Hardware. Cement A R. BOMBERGER, L I T I T Z . PA M. M. SOUDERS ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR LITITZ, PA. DYNAMOS, MOTORS, LAMPS, WIRE8, ELECTRIC LIGHT SUPPLIES, FIXTURES, PORTABLES, BEADED FRINGE, SHADES, BELLS, BATTERIES, &0. Wiring Promptly and Carefully Done The Leading Fanners' Hotel in the City, Centrally Located. Sorrel Horse Hotel, A. B. ADAMS, Prop'r. DINNER, 25 CENTS. 49.51 W. King St., Lancaster, Pa Cart be cured only by a remedy that will remove the cause. The oftener you stop it with headache powders or pills the quicker will it return. Generally, headache comes from a dis-turbed stomach or irregular bowels, and almost invariably Lane's Family ij (a tonic laxative) will cure head-ache in short order by regulating the bowels and reinvigorating the stomach. It is a great blood medicine and the favorite laxative of old and young. At druggists', 25c. and 50c. X ilk Aiikft A Good Resolution for Men Wear Good Shoes. They may cost more than you're paying now, but you'll have to buy fewer pairs. At the end of the year you'll be ahead of the game. A cheap shoe never gives satisfac-tion— never wears. You can't find a cheap shoe on our shelves—never was in fifty years, that we know of. Try us for your first pair of shoes in 1907—you'll probably pay no more than you are used to—but you'll get more money's worth out of them. TH€ KINZLCR ¿HOC CO. E. F. DEICHLER, Prop. 161-163 N. Queen St. LANCASTER I Guarantee to Cure By the Allen Method In 30 to 60 Days WITHOUT THE KNIFE OR PAIN. You will not lose a n hour f r om your work or business. Men, women and children treated with equal success. Established in Lancaster nearly 18 years. Special, a t t e n - tion given to CHRONIC DISEASES EXPENSES REASONABLE D. , MJ. 121% E. King St., Lancaster Write for free booklet on Rupture. Con-sultation for r u p t u r e FREE. Kidney Disease Kills. Thousands Never Suspect Thai They Have It. It is now generally admitted that diseases of the kidneys and bladder constitute the greatest source of disease. Cure these and we remove the cause of nearly all ailments of the Liver. Blood, Stomach and Eowels. But the approach of Kidney disease is so sly and gradual that the first symptoms may not be noticed. Here are some of the most common Symptoms of this dangerous disease: Discolored or dark urine, sometimes excessive and of pale color. Unusual desire to urinate, especially at night. "J3rick Dust" deposits, sometimes containing albumen and blood. Swelling around eyes, ankles and abdomen. Drowsiness and a constant tired feeling. Pale, hot and dry skin. Pain in the back, headache, cramps in the legs. Bowels constipated, digestion impaired. Rheumatic pains in the joints and muscles. If you have any of the above symptoms your kid-neys need immediate attention, and Dr. David Ken-nedy's Favqrite Remedy should be taken at once. Do you know what will happen if you neglect these symptoms? Bright's Disease, most terrible, is nearly always the outcome. Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Eemedy has cured thousands of kidney disease, and we have the positive proof. It will cure you. Send to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a free sample bottle and medical booklet. Large bottles $1.00, at all druggists. TRADE MARK' Do you wa nt Good Fresh Groceries K a i l t Z , The East End Grocer Can supply all your wants. He also keeps a choice line of Candies, Oranges, Nuts, Figs, Bananas, &c. Do not for-get that we are leaders in Cheese Sweitzer, Limberger, Miinster and Domestic Try a bag of our Superior Corn Meal. E. E. KAUTZ East Main Street, Lititz Mrs. Cooper's Masked Bal k/r*RS. COOPER'S eldest daugh ter Florence opened the ball by dancing the Lanciers with the King of Spades. Her bright eyes outshone her diamonds with their gleam of triumph. She had certainly done well by persuading her mother to have a fancy-dress ball It was the first affair of its kind ever held in the little town of R., and every-one was delighted with the novelty. To-night Florence not only attracted all eyes to her sparkling beauty, but also drew them upon the wonder of her jewels, and she had the best collection in the county of B. In her fancy-dress as the Queen of Diamonds she could wear them all without fear of being accused of bad taste. As she led the dance with Lord S. her old mother smiled from the corner where she sat among the chaperons. Florence certainly was brilliant to-night ; lately she had almost fancied her daughter was losing her freshness— and that was her third season. Yet here was one of the biggest catches in the county looking at her with admir-ing eyes No wonder Mrs. Cooper beamed approval. Lord S , under the disguise of the King of Spades, was profuse in his compliments ; his eyes piercing the thin gauze of his partner's mask did not conceal their admiration. You only made one mistake to-night," he whispered in the pause of the dance. "And that?" "You should have appeared as the Queen of Hearts." Miss Cooper smiled. She knew Lord S. was a terrible bore ; but what a triumph that he should have come to the ball ! He, who so seldom went any-where. To have him at her feet so early in the evening—why, by the end, who knows, she might be the promised lady of his broad lands and money-bags. Her smile was very tender. 'If diamonds were not trumps to-night," he continued, "I would win you by virtue of my ace." He pointed to a rare black diamond that sparkled in his shirt front " What a beautiful stone!" She leaned toward him softly—the dance was at an end^ and tin y were moving toward the conservatory. "Evidently he was gratified, and was beginning. A most precious one, I can assure you," when a voice interrupted him. "Excuse me," it said, "but I think, as diamonds are trumps, I take the queen " To her chagrin, a giggling youth in the costume of King of Dia-monds claimed her for the waltz. Mrs. Cooper frowned from her cor-ner. Her neighbor's voice recalled her to her surroundings. "What has be-come of the two young Hunters ? I don't imagine they are here. They are always up to such pranks that I fancy I should know them through any disguise." Mrs. Cooper agreed. I don't believe they have come. I know Florence asked them; they are such fun. I can't think what could have kept them awa3'. There are not so many dances," she added, with some satisfaction, "for young people about here for them to give one up without good reason." "And such a one," her neighbor ad-ded, good naturedly. "I never saw so much gagety before. Everybody so merry and amused. It was a splendid idea to have a masked ball." "It was my daughter's idea alto gether," Mrs. Cooper answered proud-ly; "she is very good at thinking of such things." Her eyes followed her daughter's graceful figure, and were pleased to see her again by the side of Lord S. I wouldn't be surprised !" The neighbor nodded in that direction. Mrs. Cooper smiled. "He does seem to admire her,doesn't he?" 'The best match in the country," the good-natured neighbor remarked She had no daughters, and her son was no eligible party for the Miss Coopers. They required something more substantial than good character with their future hushands. "But who are these two curious masks ?" With the sudden ceasing of the waltz the French windows at the end of the room were thrown open from without, and the clatter made drew all eyes in that direction. Out of the dark night into the bright room crept two myterious figures. They were heavily robed in wide cloaks, with hats drawn well down over their fore-heads. In their hands they carried dark lanterns. They presented a grim appearance among the gay dresses of the assembled guests. Laughing tol-lies and white fairy queens shrank away from contact with these dusky fingers. "They are brigands!" whispered a startled Ophelia, seeing the gleam of enormous horse pistols at the robbers belts. "Or Dick Turpin !" cried a Scarlet Pimpernel, hearing the clank of spurs from heavily-booted feet. But the two strangers, without seeming to see any one but the Queen of Diamonds, advan-ced in the walk of stage villains to her side. Laughing, she stretched out her hand to welcome them, but, unheeding it, they deliberately raised their lan-terns and flashed the light upon her person. A shriek of laughter went up as, with much ostentatious delibera-tion, they dispoiled her of most of her diamonds and placed them in a black bag which one of then carried by his side. "I know who they are," the Queen of Diamonds whispered to Lord S., who looked a little indignant at this proceeding ; "it's the Hunters ; they are such funny boys. Fancy them thinking of such a thing.'' Lord S. laughed. "That will do, Bob," he said as the banditti turned to him ; he held out his hand. "Give the Queen back her diamonds " But the banditti were not to be fright-ened. While one grasped Lord S.'s hand, the other solemnly robbed him of his beautiful black solitaire. Lord S. smiled feebly. "Don't spoil the game," the Queen of Diamonds pleaded as the two dark figures commenced striding through the crowd in a tnelodramic manner, robbing man and maid alike amid peals of laughter. "I hope they won't get those trinkets so mixed we won't know our own," said a gentle Shepherdess, bereft of her rings and bracelets ; "though I would not mind getting some of Miss Cooper's diamonds in exchange. Do look at Miss Parsons running away from the banditti !" I hope those foolish fellows won't injure any of the jewelry," her partner said, rather savagely. It was one to-night he had put a diamond ring on Miss Parson's finger. "I hate this silly foolery. The Hunters are always up to some tommy-rot or other." In spite of his ill-humor he had to smile when the two dark figures paused before powdered James, the footman, and, to the poor man's visible annoy-anee and surprise, with deft fingers took away his bone shirt-studs and left hiiii blushing and embarrassed before the laughing crowd. He followed the two in their gro-tesque flight across the room till he cornered them to whisper : Look here, boys, don't be too funny with all those jewels about you. You'd better give them up before we go into supper." But the boys, nodding at him with-out words, would not be subdued or overawed ; they glided away and con tinued their marauding in the pauses of til» dancejs, till sapper was an-nounced. Now they would boldly stop a couple starting on a waltz, and later appear suddenly behind the chair of some sentimental young couple who had believed themselves hidden away from all eyes. In the excitement that th« call for unmasking created as supper was an-nounced, the brigands were forgotten ; and when remembered and called upon were not to be found. "This is too much of a joke," the King of Spades spoke angrily ; "that diamond of mine is of great value. trusted they would end their non-sense with the call for unmasking, but it seems it is not so—do they want us to play hide and seek with them now? Some people don't know when to stop fooling." The Queen of Diamonds tried to pacify him, assuring him that the young Hunters could mean no harm. They were sure to turn up in a moment ; probably they were disencumbering themselves of their heavy cloaks, às they could not sup as they were. "James," she said, as the footman entered the room, "where are the Mr. Hunters? Tell them I should like to speak to them." 'Yes, madam," said James ; "they have only just arrived.'' Behind him two comic figures fol-lowed, dressed as clowns and panta-loon. The Clown came hurridly forward. I am so sorry to be late, bat our mo-tor broke down, and we could not get it to go for love or money. We have been dragged ignominiously here by an old gray mare. Forgive us for be-ing late, but I hope the fun is riot all over." The King of Spades regarded them with a frown. "Come now, young gentlemen that's enough. We are all tired of your jokes. Please give us back our jewels. The fun is over as far as they are concerned. We all know you intend us to believe yon have not been here before, and have not just changed your dress ; but we are tired of such tomfoolery, and so finish and let us go to supper." A faint applause followed, in amazement, and then looked at the circle of faces around them. "What do you mean?'' the Pan-taloon wagged his gray beard, impati-ently. "I tell you we have only just come. Thé man is outside with the nag still, if you like to interview him." "James," interrupted the Queen of Diamonds, and a hundred anxious eyes were turned upon the staring foot man, "where are the two masques dressed as robbers ?" "O ! They went long ago, madam ?" he answered. "They told me to tell you they were sorry they could not stop for the unmasking ; it was such a pleasant evening—but you would understand. Of course,'' James added cheerfully, "they gave me back my studs before they went." It Is the Home Paper They Want. HE question has often been asked, "Will the country newspaper outlive its usefulness ?" It is argued that the "city daily" will perform the mission of the country publication also. Well, the danger is n o t im minent The country paper has a personality, or call it a soul if you This is what makes the country paper so dear to the hearts of its read This spirit can not be infused into correspondence by one who works merely for the salary. On account of a certain nervous disease a woman from this section was forbidden by doctor's orders, to read more than one paper a week. The list to choose from was a large one. What paper most interested her, think you ? It was a home paper this patient wanted and she chose the RECORD. The end of the country paper is not yet. A former Lititz boy who married a young lady in a distant city, said : "Although my wife has been in Lititz only once, yet she enjoys reading the RECORD a s m u c h as I do." Another Lititz boy working in another state said that his sweetheart— he didn't call her just that but the meaning is the same—always asks him to bring the RECORD along when he calls. Don't Leave the Farm, Boys. a j H Y do boys leave the farm? It is not because the field is overcrowded, surely. Most likely it is because they seek the restless life of the city. But with that restless life comes the evil that seeks an en-trance into the heart of every boy. Is the gayety of the city lite pre-ferable to the quietude and peace of the country ? Young man, don't be duped for a city target. Surely it must be more enjoyable to live close to mother earth than to be confined to narrow boundaries of buildings and breathe the air of smoke and impurity. As much money can be made on the farm as in the city. Besides, the far-mer has the best in the land to eat. He knows that his butter is no colored substitute and that his milk is unadulterated. He knows also that the canned goods and preserves made by his wife contain no deadly acids. Sometimes, of course, the farmer meet with calamities, but the same is true of the "man in the city. But when misfortune, probably sickness, comes to the man in the city—most of them live up to the limit of their salary—what's he going to do for shelter and food ? There is drudgery in"farm life, and that's why some boys leave. Remem-ber, though, there is drudgery in every walk of life that leads to success. But the farmer is making rapid progress along the line of labor-saving devices. Farming is becoming more and more a matter of science, and the chances of making money are becoming ever better. The farmer has a free delivery and a telephone and the time will soon be here when at a little expense electric lights will illuminate his home and roads. What following is more honorable than farming ? As he puts the money in his pocket he can feel that he made that money honestly ; that he has cheated no man. The farmer is the most independent man on the face of the earth. He is his own master. He can be absolutely true to his own convictions. He can please himself. How many business men can say that much ? WITHIN THE COUNTY. While on her way to school, Lizzie Hassler, of Ephrata, saw a chicken perched on the limb of a tree in her father's orchard. A closer investigation proved that the chicken had bee'n froz-en to death with its head under its wiog. An occurrence of this kind is exceed-ingly rare. Dr. S. B. Koser was seiiously injured by a Pennsylvania Railroad train at the Mountville crossing. His horse was killed in the collision and his buggy wrecketi. Thomas M. Derr, who recently retired as sheriff of Cumberland county, has moved to Lancaster with his family from Carisle and has bought out the business of the Kendig house, on North Prince street, from Willian H. Hamm. A carload of looms is expected this week for the new addition to the silk mill at NewHolland One carload has already been set up and is s.lmost ready for use. This surely shows progress. Lydia Wenger, of Weaverland, has a cat that stands thirteen inches high and measures thirty-three and one-half in-ches from the tip of the nose to the tip of the tail. This cat also measures eighteen inches around the body, and nine and one-half inches around the neck, and weighs fourteen pounds. Action tiken by the local Carpen-ters' Ubious saves aged and blind Vin-cent Pfau and wife, of Lancaster, from the county home. Their little home was burned and as the returns from playing a hand organ are small they could not rebuild. The unions took up the case and will rebuild the house without cost to the couple, the mayor collecting money for materials. Arnold Hurst Swally, son of Charles Zwally, of New Holland, was the first depositor in the Farmers' National Bank, which was opened at that place on Thursday, and of which his father is cashier. The young banker is eleven mcnths old. The Mountville Fire Co. will build a new engine house and the plan adopted calls for a brick building with room for housing engines, meeting room for council and school board and lockup in the cellar. The building wilt be 23x40. PUBLISHED FOR TBE FJfiST TIME. —Spiritualists, photographers an d lovers do their best developing in a dark room. Why the Boy w a s Late. The following is an old story and you may have heard it, yet it has not appeared in print before, to our know-ledge: Teacher—What makes you late to-day? Little Boy—It was so slippy that I slipped back two steps for every step I took forward. Teacher (getting angry)—How did you get here then ? Little Boy—I turned around and started for home. A Religious Census of Manheim. The recent honse-to-house religious canvass of Manheim borough revealed some inteiesting facts. Ninety-three cards, representing 153 people, claim- No Church Preference " Nine cards, representing nineteen persons, show River Brethren preference. Six cards, including ten persons, report adherence to the Russelite faith. There are three cards of Catholic faith, representing 13 persons. One Jew family of 7, one Yorker family of 6, and one person of Briiser faith, are also reported. The remainder of the large number of cards returned, claim adherence to the Lutheran, Reformed, United Evangel-ical, United Brethren, Dunkard, Meu-nouite, Episcopal and Methodist faiths. SO Years' Experience. Rectal diseases cured permanently. Piles, Fistulae, Fissures and Ulceration Cured, without the use of knife or un-dergoing an operation. Also, specialists and cure guaranteed in diseases of the ear and throat—especially catarrh and running ear. Send for little book on above diseases, free. At the Franklin House, Lancaster city, every alternate Thursday. D r s . MARKLEY & SHOEMAKER, 19 S. 9th St., Reading, Pa. They Used to Do It. At the recent teachers institute held in the local high school rooms some ex-amples were given of the old way of preparing for the visit of the county superintendent. "We were drilled on a certain lesson for a month, besides our regular assignments, when I went to school," said one of the teachers, "and when the superintendent came around and asked which lesson we had to-day, we had been instructed well enough to palm oft the old reviewed lesson. "Also heard of a similar ease, but one in which the ending was different," said another instructor. "When the superintendent asked which lesson they had to-day, one child gave the whole thing away by blurting out, "Oh ! do you mean our regular lesson or the one we reviewed?" Guess t h e Customer Jjeft Then. They were partners in a village store, these two men. The one furnished his experience, the other the capital. As the man with the cash spoiled many a sale by his sheer truthfulness, he was generally put to work in the rear room packing eggs or something of the kind. One day a prospective buyer was be-ing shown dress goods, nothing of which seemed to suit him. Seeing that his partner was in a quandary the other man thought he could smooth things over, according to his way of thinking, and said to the customer, "You see, the nicest has already been sold !" Happy Elfeabethtown. From the Herald. The promises for the future of Eliza-betbtown are brighter than ever be-fore in its history. Quite a few indus-tries were added in the last decade aDd all are in a flourishing condition. It is rumored' that the large imple-ment works, operated by the A. Buch's Sons Company, will enlarge during the coming spring. The Kreider Shoe Co. will consider the proposition of raising their capitalization from $100,f'OO to $200,000. This will mean a big addi-tion to be built to the already large fac-tory. The Martin and Heagy fork works too are flourishing. Builds up waste tissue, promotes ap-petite, improves digestion, induces re-freshing sleep, gives renewal strength and health. That's what Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea does. 35 cents, Tea or T a b l e t s . LEWIS N . MOYER. OVEfi THE STATE Cows were milked last week in the basement of the State Library at Harris-burg to convince those attending the meeting of the State Board of Agricul-ture that milking could be done by ma-chinery. John W. Reily, of the Fort Hunter Dairy, loaned the cows and the machine did the rest. John Caspar Knapp, a German resi-dent of Mahanoy City, celebrated his eightieth birthday on Monday, and the German Maennerehor of that town, 40 maintained a long-established German custom by visiting him and spending an hour singing the songs of Vaterland in honor of the occasion. Delos Dolliver, a well-known Elk county lumberman, has purchased a tract of timber in the Philippine Is-lands, and is going to operate the same. He is now engaged in shipping the ma-chinery to the islands, and says that he has enough timber there, if he cuts it all himself, to last for a hundred years. York county Judges have been grant-ing restaurant licenses which conveyed the right to sell beer and wine only. A recent decision by the Supreme Court in a case carried up from Dauphin county to the effect that all retail license holders are on the same basis has put an end to the limited license feature, and hereafter York restaurants with a license will sell whiskey if they want to. Mayor Dimrnick, of Scranton, has ordered all saloonkeepers in that city to close their back roomp, which had become resorts for bibulous women. On Monday night the police reported that every back room was closed. The back room has long been held as one of the greatest evils of Scranton, and divers administrations have endeavored to close them, while preachers from the pulpit denounced them. It remained for Mayor Dimrnick to issue stringent orders on the subject. Steelton looks down on its neighbor-ing industrial towns. A United States Government report just issued shows that Steelton in 1905 paid out to 4650 wageearners more than any town of its size in the state and considerably more than some which are larger. Lebanon, Pottsville, South Bethlehem, Sunbury, Pottstown, Homestead, Phoe-nixviile and Hazelton included. Its wage roll amounted to$3,040,773,exceed-ing that of Williamsport and Wilkes-barre, and being close to Lancaster, Allen town, Chester, Johnstown and New Castle, and pushing Harrisburg mighty hard, the diflerence being only some $900,000 in favor of the la tter. Sick Heahache, largely a woman's complaint—is chiefly caused by indigestion, consti-pation and torpid liver. You can pre-vent it by taking a dose of Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, once every few days immediately after a meal. Pleasant to the taste. No nausea griping- Write Dr. David Ken-nedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a free samqle bottle. Large b; ttles $1.00, all druggists. 8 That's the house the Doctor built, ' The biggest house you see ; Thank goodness he don't get our money, For we take Hollister's Rocky Moun-t a i n Tea. LEWIS N . MOYEB. The Old Derry Church Graveyard. The old Derry Church Presbyterian graveyard is one of the most ancient in Dauphin county. The first burial in the graveyard was Mrs. James Cam-bell, 1757, and the last interment was Joseph Shannon McCord, November 15,1891. James Cambell, the husband fo Mrs. James Cambell, was buried in the same plot in 1771, at the age of 80. A notable inscription in this ancient burial place is that of Catharine Steel, late consort of David Steel, who de-parted this life February 20, A. D., 1803, aged about 83 years, and in her life time reared nineteen orphan chil-dren. Possesses wonderful medicinal power over the human body, removing all dis-orders from your system, is what Hol-lister's Rocky Mountain Tea will do. Makes you well, keeps you well. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. LEWIS N . MOYER. The Knock-out Blow. The blow which knocked out Corbett was a revelation to the prize fighters. From the earliest days of the ring the knock-out blow was aimed for the jaw, the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach punches were thrown in to worry and weary the fighter, but if a scientific man had told one of the old fighters that the most vulnerable spot was the region of the stomach, lie'd have laughed at him for an ignoramus. Dr. Pierce is bringing hoBseto the public a parallel fact; that tln{ sumac's, is the most vulnerable organ out o f \ h e prto ring as well as in it. We protect pur lisaSs, throats, feet and lungs, but the^dsJtefib^we are utterly indiffer-ent to, u'ntil dise^ftfinds the solar plexua and knocks us out. Make your stomach soiind a.nd, strong .byihe use of I^qcfor PiercFs Goidei^ Medical JiscoveryTan^ voTijTrotc'c^ yulpqr-aTife spoTTjUjolden Medical Discovery" cures "weak stomach," indigestion, or dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and im-pure blood and other diseases of the or-gans of digestion and nutrition. 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