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: OFFICE—No. 9 8. Broad street, Lititz, Lancaster County, Pa. TEEMS OF SUBSCBIPTION*—For one year $1.00, if paid in adyance, and $1.25 If payment be delayed to the end of year. For six months, 50 cents, and for three months, 30 cents, strictly in advance. A failure to notify a discontinuance at the end of the term subscribed for, •will be considered a wish to continue the paper. person sending us five new cash subscribers for one year will be entitled to the RECORD for one year, for his trouble. An Independent Family Newspaper, Devoted to Literature, Agriculture, Local and General Intelligence. YOL. XXIV. LITITZ, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 2, 1900. NO 8 B ROAD S T R E E T C L O T H I N G HOUSE THE WAY TO BE GREAT. Just at this time of the year, as cooler weather is ap-proaching, we would announce to our many customers and | friends that our full line of Piece Goods is now ready for Suits and Overcoats, which embraces the largest line we have ever handled, giving you a variety of 500 styles, including the latest novelties, which will be right [ in price. Our line oi READY-MADE SUITS for Men, Youths, Boys and Children, in price and variety, has never been excelled. The Hat Department we assure you has been selected with the greatest care, be-cause upon the Hat depends the final dress of man. Our Furnishings for the neat young man is such that only an inspection will tell you what the various tastes of dress are. There is no better fitting Shirt in the market than the EIGHMIE; no easier Suspender to be had than the AT-WOOD. The question is often asked where to go for articles with which to make yourself appear as others, and the answer invariable will be with W. H.BUCH, The Clothier and Outfitter, "Record" Building, LITITZ, PA. W r i t t e n for tile RECOBD. Though your knowledge be b u t small, And your s t r e n g t h not great, Do not f r e t yourself at a l l; Simply work and wait. Mighty deeds have o f t been wrought By the poor and meek; Deeds t h a t men would not have thought I n their powers weak. God will b r i n g the m i g h t y low And t h e humble raise, E q u i t y to a l l to show, To his l a s t i n g praise. What'er powers you possess, Be they great or small; Be your t a l e n t s more or less, God has given all. And 'tis great to do his will, Be you what you m i y; Great his purpose to fulfill, Though you a r e but clay. Should it be your destiny, Rankless and unknown, I n some lowly post to be, F a r t h e s t f r om t h e throne. Doing well your d u t y there, At your given post, You shall gain a crown as fair As the uppermost. For wliate'er your s t r e n g t h or lot, Glory may be won. By the grace of f r e t t i n g not, And by d u t y done. A. S. B. Yearly advertisements to be paid quar-terly. Transient advertisements payable in advance. - Advertisements, to insure immediate insertion, must be handed in, at the very latest, by Wednesday evening. Job Work of all kinds neatly and promptly executed at short notice. All communications should be address' ed to KECORD OlririOE Iiititz, Lane. Co., Pa, • Jobson's • S p r i n g Z o n i c . • • e • • • o s • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o c o o o o 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o 144 N. Queen St. o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Newt. Wingert, Mgr. Q o 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 S E E OUR WINDOWS, FOR T H E F I N E S T DIS-P L A Y OF F A L L HATS IN T H E CITY. A COMPLETE L I N E OF SCHOOL CAPS. H. L-. BOHS, A Few Eye Openers. My Prices for Changing Lenses in Any Frame. If you bought t h em elsewhere and have no prescription, d o n ' t let t h a t worry you. B r i n g the old lense or a p a r t of it, if i t is broken. If all of the lense is lost, I will test your eye. No e x t r a charge I t is j u s t as easy for me to tell t h e power.of a n y lense, as it is for you to tell a good egg f r om a bad one a f t e r i t is broken There is no m y s t e r y about a n y lense, t h e best q u a l i t y of lenses ground are mechan-ically correct. You have probably been told " t h a t t h i s lense of yours consists of two or t h r e e glasses in one," seemingly very complicated and expensive. May have been for you. Yet it is iust as simple for a n expert to grind TWO or THREE In one, as an ordinary lense. As I said before i t is a l l -mechanical, t a k e s more time, hence a l i t t l e more expen-sive. Yet t h e following prices include even t h e most complicated ground lense Price for each lense itt frame, 25c to $1 Price for each frameless lense, 50c to il Yet lots of people have a n d are now paying two, three, four even ten dollars. DID YOTJ? WHY? Because you did not know t h a t they could be had for less, j u s t as good and o f t e n b e t t er Yours for good sight and honest prices JflL W . H P P E L , J E W E L E R a n d OPTICIAN N. B.—I employ no Agents ITO N. QUEEN ST., LANCASTER. \ Real Cure. DR. KING'S CORN CURE Really does all that we promise it will do. It removes, without delay, the corn that has bothered- you for so long a time. This remedy does not discolor the foot nor soil the hands; it's easily applied, sure to do the work expected of it, and costs just the same as infer-ior preparation. Try it. INLAND CHEMICAL CO., Lititz. (WASHINGTON STAB.) r AST spring, when the crocuses I 1 and hyacinths were beginning to pop, Mr. Jobson harked back to the days of his youth in proposing a method of treating Mrs. Jobson's annual attack of spring fever, which caused her to feel languid, heavy and depressed. It's the state of your blood that causes that 'dopey' feeling," said Mr: Jobson. " Your blood's too thick" What you want is something to thin your blood. 'Member how the mothers of young ones twenty or thirty years ago used to make the shavers take a tablespoonfull of sulphur and mo-lasses for their blood every morning be-fore breakfast as regularly as the spring came around ?" "Yes, I remember," said Mrs, Job-son, with a shudder. "Well, that's what you want—sul-phur and molasses," said Mr. Jobsoni in his usual cock-sure manner. " I tell you what, those old-fasliioued remedies were all right; and if the know-it-all folks of the present genera-tion would only revert to what they call the 'old-fashioned' methods of their fathers and mothers in the prevention and treatment of disease, there'd be a blamed sight less sickness in the world, and a lot o' these doctor people would be driving drays for a living. What you want, Mrs. Jobson, what you ab_ solutely require, and what I'm going to see that you take for this lassitude, attributable to over-thick blood, is sul-phur and molasses, in tablespoonful doses, every morning before breakfast, for a month or so. When you get through with the treatment you won't recognize yourself." That is probably true, I'll be so covered with boils," said Mrs. Jobson. Boils?" exclaimed Mr. Jobson. " Well, what better luck could you pos-sibly have, I beg to inquire, then to get a lot of boils—the more the better ? If the sulphur and molasses treatment caused the appearance of the boils, wouldn't that be a dead-certain indica-tion that you were in need of the treat-ment. Boils, Mrs. Jobson ? Don't you know that every boil we have is worth a crisp, new $10 note, and cheap at- the price? Boils? You've heard that old adage about their being 'better out than in ?' I know what's good for you, Mrs. Jobson, and I don't know how you'd possibly make out if I didn't happen to be constantly on the lookout in earing for your health. I'll get a couple o' pounds of sulphur on my way up from the office this afternoon, and during the day you can get a big jug of old-fashioned molasses—none o' these fancy syrup concoctions, remember, but reg-ular old-time black molasses—and we'll mix the medicine up to-night, and you can begin taking it to-morrow morn-ing." "Why, aren't you going to take it, too?" inquired Mrs. Jobson in a tone of surprise. "Me take it?" said Mr. Jobson. " What for ? What do I want with it? I 'm feeling as skittish as a yearling colt just turned loose in a field of red clov-er. I don't need any spring medicine. If I did I'd take sulphur and molasses three times a day and enjoy it. Fact is, I feel rather sore over the fact that I don't need it. I like it. When Iwas a boy I used to get up early on spring mornings, so's to be the first in line when my mother was ready to dish us youngsters out our matutinal doses of sulphur and molasses. I've got the right thing, Mrs. Jobson, and you'll come to me and thank me for suggest-ing it to you about a month from now, when you'll be feeling so good that you'll want to go out on the front side-walk and jump the skipping rope with the little girls arid play jacks and bean bag with 'em." Notwithstanding, all of which Mrs. Jobson didn't look particularly cheer-ful over the sulphur and molasses prospect. Hhe well remembered how, as a little girl she had often been tempted to run away from home and become a great opera singer or some-thing because her old-fashioned mother mercilessly forced her and her brothers and sisters to gulp down every morn-ing during the first month or so of spring a heaping tablespoonful of the sticky, gritty, sour-tasting sulphur and molasses concoction. She recalled how it had always put her teeth on edge and the aftermath of boils. But when Mr. Jobson brought home a big package of sulphur that after-noon she had the jug of molasses ready and she lodged no protest. Mr. Jobson mixed the mess himself in a big crock ery pitcher. He saw to it that she swallowed a big tablespoonful of the awful stuff the next morning there after at the same hour for a couple weeks. He only permitted the treat-ment to cease when a large and very painful boil appeared on Mrs. Jobson neck. "Now that the medicine's had its effect," said Mr. Jobson with a triurn phant expression, when she told him about the boil, " you can drop the treat-ment. It's just as I told you. The ap-pearance of the boil clearly indicates that you needed sulphur and molasses the worst way, and if you were able to view the matter from a proper stand-point you wouldn't take a new, crisp $10 bill for that boil, or twice the amount, for that matter." The boil caused Mrs. Jobson great misery, and she had finally to call in a physician to attend to it. A few weeks ago Mr. Jobson began to complain to Mrs. Jobson of feeling-ing " dopey " and "all gone" and "dog tired " and as having that " weary, not-fit- to-live " feeling. " I know what you want," said Mrs. Jobson, with a twinkle in her eye " It's sulphur and molasses." " Who, me ?" said Mr. Jobson, for the moment forgetting his advocacy of that sovereign remedy last year. "Not much do I. I wouldn't take a dose of that denied stuff—er well it's all right, of course "—Mr. Jobson had suddenly recalled the stand he had taken for sulphur and molasses the preceding spring—" but it isn't what I need. My blood's all right. I'm overworked, that's all, slaving and toiling to keep this establishment together. Anyhow, sulphur and molasses is not adapted to the needs of men. It's a woman's remedy. Nope, I guess I'll drop by the doctor "this evening on the way up and have him look me over." Mr. Jobson did call upon his doctor, who told him that he was all right, and only suffering from a mild attack of laziness, due to the balmy spring zephyrs. Last Sunday morning Mr. Jobson be-gan to feel a red lump on the back of his neck. He didn't say anything about it, but ho kept feeling it all-day. He got home from the office early on Monday afternoon, and he couldn't move his head a quarter of an inch to one side or the other. Why, what on earth is the matter ?'' said Mrs. Jobson, alarmed, when he entered the house with a long face and a heavy tread. "Oh, nothing," said Mr. Jobson, except that I've got a triple-screw, quadruple-expansion carbuncle or tumor on the back of my neck—that's all." " Let me see," said Mrs. Jobsour and she looked at the back of his neck. Why, it's only a little, ordinary boil," she said. "Is, hey?" growled Mr. Jobson, '.Well, if its only a little, ordinary boil it's doing the thumpingest business for a little, ordinary boil that you ever heard of!" Why, it's not half as big as the one I had last year," said Mrs. Jobson. Think so?" growled Mr. Jobson. ' Perhaps it isn't big enough to suit you ? Perhaps you'd like to have it as big as a coffee-cup ?" But, said Mrs. Jobson, unable to keep the twinkle out of her eye, " boils are such good things, you know ! Aren't they'better out than in?' .Now, if you were able to view the matter from a proper standpoint, you wouldn't take a new, crisp $10 note for that boil, and—" Mr. Jobson turned his whole body around so that he could gaze at Mrs. Jobson sternly. " Now, I know I was right in my sur-mise," said he, hoarsely. " I hesitated before permitting myself to believe it, but the manifest delight with which you view my suffering compels me to the belief that you are responsible for my misery. It is difficult to conceive, Mrs. Jobson, that you could be guilty of so mean a revenge, but I hadn't a particle of doubt in life that you've been feeding me a double tablespoonful of sulphur and molasses in my coffee every morning for the past three weeks." FRUIT CURES. A Beneficent Agency. More than 20 per cent, of the men discharged from the service of New York Central Railroad Company twen-ty years ago were dropped from the rolls for drunkenness. Now, however, with 30,000 men in the employ of the company, less than 1 per cent, of those annually discharged owe the loss of their situations to over-indulgence in liquor. This change in conditions is said to be largely due to the beneficent influence of the Railroad Department of the Young Men's Christian Associa-tion. DAVID CITY, N e b . , A p r i l 1, 1900. ' Genesee Pure Food Co., Le Roy, N. Y.: Gentlemen:—I must say in regard to Grain-0 that there is nothing better or healthier. We have used it for years. My brother was a great coffee drinker. He was taken sick and the doctor said coffee was the cause of it, and told us to use Grain-O We got a package but did not like it at first, but now would not be without it. My brother has been well ever since we started to use it. 4 Y o u r s t r u l y , LILLIE SOCHOB. Tlie Effect on Health of Almonds Grapes and Strawberries. According to a celebrated health ex pert, blanched almonds give the higher nerve or brain and muscle food, and the man who wishes to keep up his brain power will do well to include them in his daily bill of fare. Juicy fruits give more or less the higher nerve or brain food, and are eaten by all men whose living depends on their clearheaded-ness. Apples supply the brain with rest. Prunes arc said to afford proof against nervousness, but are not muscle feeding. They should be avoid-ed by those who suffer from the liver. But it has been proved that fruits do not have the same effect upon every-body. Some men cannot eat apples without suffering from acute dyspepsia. Fruit cure" is a form of treatment which is quite the rage in continental Europe now with persons suffering from real or imaginary maladies. In the tenth century, an investigator has discovered, many medical authori-ties because enthusiastic in their writ-ings over the remarkable curative virtues of grapes; while a certain Van Sweeten, of a more modern date, is said to have recommended in special cases the eating of twenty pounds of straw-berries a day. The same gentleman also reports a case of phthisis healed by strawberries, and cities cases in which maniacs have gained their reason by the exclusive use of cherries. These instances savor rather of the ridiculous, but there is no doubt that the so-called grape cure for indigestion and other evils is carried on in many places on the continent, and that people betake themselves to Meran, Nevay, Bingen, or to Italy and the south of France, with the intention of devoting six weeks to the cure, during which time they are expected to have gradually accomplished the feat of consuming from three to eight pounds of grapes daily. Grapes are said to exercise a salutary action on the nervous system and to favor the formation of fat—that is to say, when fruit of good quality is employed; if the grapes are not suf-ficiently ripe and are watery and sour, the patient may lose rather than gain weight. The valuable results obtained by a fruit diet in cases of dyspepsia are due to the fact that the noxious germ« habitually present in the alimentary canal do not thrive in fruit juices. That fruit is a most valuable article of food cannot be denied, and that many diseases may be greatly benefit-ed by a diet largely ¡composed of fruit is true'enough? It is a fact, loo, that the majority of people eat more meat than they require. Meat eaten once a day is sufficient for a person not engaged in manual labor or who does not take much strong outdoor exercise. A large number of the complaints contracted owe their origin to the consumption of food which entails a greater drain on the gastric juices than the system is able to withstand. The cures attribut-ed to the grape occur'for the most part with those who are accustomed to high living, and are really owing to the fact that the organs of digestion are given a much needed rest. Semistarvation, would answer the purpose almost as well. For the person whose work lies chiefly indoors, a mixed and varied diet is most conducive to good health. On the Front Seat. He must have been his mother's darling. At any rate he was one of the handsomest, manliest little fellows who ever wore golden hair that hung down hig back and a nobby little sailor suit of white linen. He was kneeling on the front seat of a St. Charles ave-nue car on its way home down town last night, and was in a talkative mood. The motorman stopped the car suddenly. " My," said the little fellow, enthusiastically, " didn't he do that thing'round fast ?" Then he asked the gentleman seated behind him where he was going. On receiving the desired information the youngster became confidential, but his tone didn't. My name's Allie," he said to the gentleman. " That's John," pointing to the boy on the seat beside him He's 'leven and I'm six, but I'm the biggest. That's my sister Nellie, and his forefinger singled out a pretty girl on the opposite seat, who was evidently taking a great interest in what the rattler was saying, " She's seventeen, and that's her sweetheart with her. They're going to West End—" The girl tried to shut the flow of words off, but it wouldn't work, and the boy continued: I 'm going there, too. So's my brother. He's going to buy us some ice cream, 'cause he's stuck on sister. By this time everybody within sound of the youngster's voice was laughing, and that meant nearly everybody in the ear. Something desperate had to be done, and the sister yanked the con-versational youngster from his seat to her lap and whispered something to him. "Say," he called to the gentleman, sister says I mustn't talk to you any more on the car. Can't you come out to West End, too?" His sister's sweetheart Was thinking about gagging him when Canal street was reached and the party left the car. But it was a picnic while it lasted. , P o w d er A b s o i u i e i y P u r e M a k e s t h e f o o d m o r e d e l i c i o u s a n d w h o l e s o m e ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK. England Not Fond of Corn. I have seen a few cobs of cooking maize exposed; for sale at a stand in Covent Garden, says a writer in a London newspaper. The price asked was sixpence for four heads. A few green garden grocers in the better quarters of the town also have them for those who wish to purchase. The demand is limited, very limited. I am afraid it will take years to educate the average Englishman as to the good qualities of this new vegetable. It is a great pity, because the sugar corn could be grown in many parts of Eng-land with the greatest success. A Couple. There was a couple that went fishing, One-half of it was a man; the second half was a woman. It went in a row boat with a pair of oars, which was also a couple. So that there was a couple of cduples. The woman half of the first couple caught a couple of fish. Then there was three couples. Said the man part of the first couple: " We has caught enough fish." Then it sat down together, aud it put its arms around it and said: " Oh, my, don't." But it didn't act as if it cared much. Just then the boat ran into a stump and stopped. This couple was very1 singular for awhile, but finally she said to it: " George, my dear, doesn't it think it is time to go home ?" I t looked at its watch and said: " Yes, dearie ! It is !" Then this couple was plural, while one of it rowed home. So a couple is both singular and plural, just the same. Father of Sixty Children Dies. Edward Henry, reputed to be the oldest man in the country, died at his home, in a log cabin, on Woodville avenue, Pittsburg, on Friday, aged 116 years. He was born a slave in Cul-peper, Va., in 1785, and served in the Confederate army under General Joseph E. Johnson. During his long career he was married five times, and is survived by his fifth wife, by whom he had thirteen children. He was said to be the father of sixty children. All his life he was addicted to the tobacco habit, and was a moderate drinker of intoxicants. His death is the result of an accident three months ago, when he was struck by a traction ear. Solid Facts. A farmer came iuto a village grocery in one of our Western States and ex-hibited to an admiring crowd an enor-mous egg about six inches long. He had it packed in cotton and wouldn't allow anybody to handle it for fear breaking the phenomenon. The groceryman examined it with the rest, and, intending to chaff" the country-man, said: Pshaw! I've something in the egg line that will beat that." " " I ' l l bet you $5 you haven't," said the countryman. "Take it up," said the groceryman; and, going behind the counter, he brought out a wire egg-beater. " There's something in the egg line that can beat it, I guess," said he, reaching for the stakes. " Hold on, there !" said the farmer, " let's see you beat it," and he handed it to the grocer. The latter held out his hand for it, but dropped it in surprise on the coun-ter, where it broke two soup-plates and a platter. It was of iron, painted white. " Some folks think they are tarnation cute," muttered the farmer, "but 'taint no use buckin' against solid facts." Strange Facts and Figures. A large turtle affords eight pounds of tortoiseshell. A million cigarettes are smoked in London every day. Britain makes £4,000,000 a year profit out of its postoffices. In Greece 1,000 copies" is a " phenom-enal" circulation of a daily paper. There are 40,000 native pupils in the Sunday-schools of the Fiji islands. The average annual payment of Brit-ish soldiers in pensions for wounds is only £16,000. A person walking at the rate of four miles per hour consumes 2,300 cubic inches of air per minute. The entire collection of coins and medals in the British museum consists of nearly 2,59,000 specimens. I t is estimated that since the begin-ning of the historical era 13,000,000 persons have perished in earthquakes. When the railroad across Sibera is completed it will be easy for a person to go from London to Japan in 13 days. There are 1,165 glaciers, or ice rivers, in the Alps, of which 249 have a length of more than four and three-quarter miles. Things to Forget. If you would increase your hap-piness and prolong your life, forget your neighbors' faults. Forget the tempta-tions. Forget the fault finding and give little thoughts to the cause which provoked it. Forget the peculiarities of your friends, and only remember the good points which make you fond of them. Forget all persons quarrels or histories you may have heard by acci-dent and which, if repeated, would seem a thousand times worse than they are. Blot out as far as possible all the disagreeableness of life; they will come, but they will grow larger when you remember them, and the constant thought of acts of meanness or, worse still, malice, will only tend to make you more familiar with them. Obliter-ate disagreeable from yesterday; start ont with a clean sheet for to-day and write upon it, for sweet memory's Hake, only those things which are lovely and lovable. The Companion for the Rest of 1900, Every issue of "The Youth's Com-panion" for the nine weeks of No-vember and December will be enlarged, aud the holiday numbers will be double the usual size, with richly decorated covers. From now until the end of the year "The Companion" will be crowded with articles and stories sufficiently varied to please every taste in both old and young—men and women, boys and girls. Among the contributions announced for early issues are " How I Acted the Missionary," by Sir Henry Stanley; " With the Pretoria Guard," by Rider Haggard; " A Historic Game of Foot-ball, " by Wal ter Cam p ; " Horse Sense, " by Frank R. Stockton; "Pulpit Elo-quence," by Dean Farrar; "Days of Long Ago," by Ian Maclaren; and "A Baritone Among Famous People," by Victor Maurel; in addition to which there will be serial and short stories by Margaret Deland, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward, Bliss Perry, Charles W Chesnutt and other writers of delight-ful fiction. Those who subscribe now for 1901 will receive " The Companion " for the remaining weeks of 1900 free from the time of subscription, in addition to the Puritan Girl" calendar for 1901 lithographed, in twelve colors from exquisite designs painted expressly for "The Companion." Illustrated announcement of the volume for 1901 will be sent free to any address, with sample copies of the paper. The Youth's Companion, Boston, Mass. Effect of Ice Water. Many people wonder why it is that their physicians advise them not to drink water during meal time. The fact of the matter is that persons are not harmed by the water if it is taken at an ordinary temperature; but most Americans are not satisfied with this— they think they must have ice water. In order to carry on digestion properly, certain temperature is necessary. The temperature of the stomach varies from' 98 to 100" degrees Fahrenheit. After a meal, the temperature increases until it is sometimes 102 degrees, while if the circulation is quickened by exer-cise, the temperature will be still high-er. Now, the effect of ice water on the digestion is very apparent. By contin-ually drinking this water during a meal, or indulging in an ice dessert, the temperature of the stomach will sometimes be reduced to 95 degrees. This would stop digestion and event-ually lay the foundation for such a disease as dyspepsia. Since foods are easily digested when they are partially diluted, it is well to take a drink of water occasionally during a meal, but the water should not be iced. Keep Apples Cool. The great secret of keeping apples and pears is a cool temperature, and 35 degrees to 40 degrees will be found most satisfactory. Usually apples are left hang too long on the trees and become too much ripened; then they lie in hot places, perhaps right out in the sunshine for weeks until the hot weather is over; then they are shut up in a warm, close house cellar, with a temperature of about 50 degrees and then the farmer wonders why his apples do not keep. Let him try gathering them as soon as matured, pack them, away at once in a cool place where the temperature does not rise above 40 degrees and see whether the results are not much more satisfactory. Largest Room in the World. The largest room in the world, un-der one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at St. Petersburg. It is 620 feet long by 150 in breadth. By daylight it is used for military displays and a whole battalion can completely maneuver in it. By night 20,000 wax tapers give it beautiful appearance. The roof is a single arch of iron. His Idea. Jones—What do yousthink of such a woman as Mrs. Mavelack, who can't even go to church without carrying her little doggie with her? Brown—I think such a woman is married to the wrong man, that's all. A Paternal Warning. Jakey—"I was goin' to tell you a shoke, fadder. Der vas—" Mr. Oppenheimer (excitedly) — " Don't you tell no shokes here, Jakey, Dere vos two gustomers in the store, and if dey laugh de new suits vont last till dey get to dedoor." A Poor Investment. He—I vish you vouldn't haf bought me dotumprella. She—Vot ? Dot vos a four-tollar silk umprella, undt I got id for vun sefenty-nine. He—Yes; but I lose more as fife tollars'-vort' of time, alretty, vatchin' dot beeple don't shvipe it. my Solved. Victim—Say ! You have filled ear plumb full of lather. Barber—I was wondering what had become of all that lather. WASHINGTON, D. C. Genesee Pure Food Co., Le Roy, N. Y.: Gentlemen:—Our family realize so much from the use of Grain-0 that I must say a word to induce others to use it. If people arc i uteres ted in their health and: the welfare of their children they will use no oilier beverage. I have used them all, but Grain-O I' have found superior to any, for the reason that it is solid grain. 3 Yours for health, C. F. MYEUK Over the State. "Guilty of murder of the first de-gree" was the verdict returned in • Phila. by the jury in the trial of„ Charles Perry before Judge Arnold, in the Court of Oyer and Terminer, for the murder of Roy Wilson White. Prof. Nathan Schaeffer, State Su-perintendent of Instruction, made an address before the Educational Club in Phila., on "Grades of thinking and thinking in the grades." The secretary of the Kensington Electric Light Company, said that a person in close touch with the Ash-bridge administration threatened to sweep his company " off the earth " if it did not stop the agitation to supply cheap light. A sportsman was killed on the North Mountain, in the Cumberland Valley, by another hunter, who mistook him for a wild turkey. Bears near Jack's Mountain, in Ful-ton County, are carrying off the far-mers' pigs. : The warm weather south of Erie has caused the apple trees and strawberry vines to bloom a second time. Twenty freight cars were demolished in a wreck on. the Pennsylvania Rail-road near Duncannon. Falling from the top of a new barn building at Shade Gap, William Sny-der's arm was broken and his body badly bruised. At Mt. Plolly Springs an unknown colored man stabbed a white man named O'Neil, inflicting injuries which will prove fatal. The colored man has been arrested. The little village of Pine, two miles east of Jersey Shore, was scorched by fire early Sunday morning. The hotel conducted by C. H. Weymouth and the frame building occupied jointly as a residence by A. N. Bitner, and the general store of R. C. Quiggle & Son, and the Post Office were entirely de-stroyed, together with considerable of the contents. The loss will exceed $10,000. I t cost J . Philip Kirchner, of Lancas-ter, $16.34 for removing a placard on his house giving notice of diptlieria. Three negroes, charged with the murder of Michael McKensie, at Hyndman, were jailed at Bedford. Anthony Shalgofski, while in a sa-lopn at Edwardsville, on Saturday evening grasped a live electric wire and fell over dead. Patrick Ford, while walking on the track of the Central Railroad of New Jersey, was run over and killed. A " rummage sale " by the ladies of Easton, for the benefit of the Easton Hospital, netted that institution over $1000. I t is feared that John Zehrig, aged ninety-six who disappeared from his home at Jonestown last Wednesday, : has met with foul play. James W. Seeger, a carpenter, of Wilkesbarre, fell from a breaker, in course of construction at Carbondale, and was instantly killed. Lap blankets and horse blankets of every description at big bargains at J. K. Carper's. i The warning cough is the faith-ful sentinel. It tells of the approach of & consumption," M which has killed more people s>;-{| than war and . pestilence com- -'•-{ 1 bined. It tells * J o f p a i n f ul b e h e s t s , sore : l u n g s , weak throats, bron- M chitis, and pneu- • monia. Do not s u f f e r another day. It's useless, f o r there's a prompt and safe cure, it is y which cures fresh colds and coughs in a single night and masters chronic coughs and bronchitis in a short time. Consump-tion is surely and cer-tainly prevented, and cured, too, if taken in time. A 25c. bottle for a fresh cold; 50c. size for older colds; $1 size for chronic coughsand consumption. " I alwavg keep a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral on hand. Then every time I get cold I take a little of it.and I am.better at once." JAMES O. BUQTJOK, Oct. 19,18,08. El Paso, Texas. Write the Poctur. If you hare any conrplaint whatever alia desire the. ' best medical advice, write the Doctor ' freely. Address .. £>, Dr. J . C. AYKR, Lowell, Mas V® ^ i-*- A W 4 4 •V • ;. : V •-';•') '.' 'J -¿J " - - i -------
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Title | Lititz Record |
Masthead | Lititz Record 1900-11-02 |
Subject | Lititz (Pa.) -- Newspapers;Lancaster County (Pa.)—Newspapers |
Description | Lititz newspapers 1877-1942 |
Publisher | Record Print. Co.; J. F. Buch |
Date | 1900-11-02 |
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Subject | Lititz (Pa.) -- Newspapers;Lancaster County (Pa.)—Newspapers |
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Full Text | : OFFICE—No. 9 8. Broad street, Lititz, Lancaster County, Pa. TEEMS OF SUBSCBIPTION*—For one year $1.00, if paid in adyance, and $1.25 If payment be delayed to the end of year. For six months, 50 cents, and for three months, 30 cents, strictly in advance. A failure to notify a discontinuance at the end of the term subscribed for, •will be considered a wish to continue the paper. person sending us five new cash subscribers for one year will be entitled to the RECORD for one year, for his trouble. An Independent Family Newspaper, Devoted to Literature, Agriculture, Local and General Intelligence. YOL. XXIV. LITITZ, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 2, 1900. NO 8 B ROAD S T R E E T C L O T H I N G HOUSE THE WAY TO BE GREAT. Just at this time of the year, as cooler weather is ap-proaching, we would announce to our many customers and | friends that our full line of Piece Goods is now ready for Suits and Overcoats, which embraces the largest line we have ever handled, giving you a variety of 500 styles, including the latest novelties, which will be right [ in price. Our line oi READY-MADE SUITS for Men, Youths, Boys and Children, in price and variety, has never been excelled. The Hat Department we assure you has been selected with the greatest care, be-cause upon the Hat depends the final dress of man. Our Furnishings for the neat young man is such that only an inspection will tell you what the various tastes of dress are. There is no better fitting Shirt in the market than the EIGHMIE; no easier Suspender to be had than the AT-WOOD. The question is often asked where to go for articles with which to make yourself appear as others, and the answer invariable will be with W. H.BUCH, The Clothier and Outfitter, "Record" Building, LITITZ, PA. W r i t t e n for tile RECOBD. Though your knowledge be b u t small, And your s t r e n g t h not great, Do not f r e t yourself at a l l; Simply work and wait. Mighty deeds have o f t been wrought By the poor and meek; Deeds t h a t men would not have thought I n their powers weak. God will b r i n g the m i g h t y low And t h e humble raise, E q u i t y to a l l to show, To his l a s t i n g praise. What'er powers you possess, Be they great or small; Be your t a l e n t s more or less, God has given all. And 'tis great to do his will, Be you what you m i y; Great his purpose to fulfill, Though you a r e but clay. Should it be your destiny, Rankless and unknown, I n some lowly post to be, F a r t h e s t f r om t h e throne. Doing well your d u t y there, At your given post, You shall gain a crown as fair As the uppermost. For wliate'er your s t r e n g t h or lot, Glory may be won. By the grace of f r e t t i n g not, And by d u t y done. A. S. B. Yearly advertisements to be paid quar-terly. Transient advertisements payable in advance. - Advertisements, to insure immediate insertion, must be handed in, at the very latest, by Wednesday evening. Job Work of all kinds neatly and promptly executed at short notice. All communications should be address' ed to KECORD OlririOE Iiititz, Lane. Co., Pa, • Jobson's • S p r i n g Z o n i c . • • e • • • o s • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o c o o o o 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o 144 N. Queen St. o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Newt. Wingert, Mgr. Q o 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 S E E OUR WINDOWS, FOR T H E F I N E S T DIS-P L A Y OF F A L L HATS IN T H E CITY. A COMPLETE L I N E OF SCHOOL CAPS. H. L-. BOHS, A Few Eye Openers. My Prices for Changing Lenses in Any Frame. If you bought t h em elsewhere and have no prescription, d o n ' t let t h a t worry you. B r i n g the old lense or a p a r t of it, if i t is broken. If all of the lense is lost, I will test your eye. No e x t r a charge I t is j u s t as easy for me to tell t h e power.of a n y lense, as it is for you to tell a good egg f r om a bad one a f t e r i t is broken There is no m y s t e r y about a n y lense, t h e best q u a l i t y of lenses ground are mechan-ically correct. You have probably been told " t h a t t h i s lense of yours consists of two or t h r e e glasses in one," seemingly very complicated and expensive. May have been for you. Yet it is iust as simple for a n expert to grind TWO or THREE In one, as an ordinary lense. As I said before i t is a l l -mechanical, t a k e s more time, hence a l i t t l e more expen-sive. Yet t h e following prices include even t h e most complicated ground lense Price for each lense itt frame, 25c to $1 Price for each frameless lense, 50c to il Yet lots of people have a n d are now paying two, three, four even ten dollars. DID YOTJ? WHY? Because you did not know t h a t they could be had for less, j u s t as good and o f t e n b e t t er Yours for good sight and honest prices JflL W . H P P E L , J E W E L E R a n d OPTICIAN N. B.—I employ no Agents ITO N. QUEEN ST., LANCASTER. \ Real Cure. DR. KING'S CORN CURE Really does all that we promise it will do. It removes, without delay, the corn that has bothered- you for so long a time. This remedy does not discolor the foot nor soil the hands; it's easily applied, sure to do the work expected of it, and costs just the same as infer-ior preparation. Try it. INLAND CHEMICAL CO., Lititz. (WASHINGTON STAB.) r AST spring, when the crocuses I 1 and hyacinths were beginning to pop, Mr. Jobson harked back to the days of his youth in proposing a method of treating Mrs. Jobson's annual attack of spring fever, which caused her to feel languid, heavy and depressed. It's the state of your blood that causes that 'dopey' feeling," said Mr: Jobson. " Your blood's too thick" What you want is something to thin your blood. 'Member how the mothers of young ones twenty or thirty years ago used to make the shavers take a tablespoonfull of sulphur and mo-lasses for their blood every morning be-fore breakfast as regularly as the spring came around ?" "Yes, I remember," said Mrs, Job-son, with a shudder. "Well, that's what you want—sul-phur and molasses," said Mr. Jobsoni in his usual cock-sure manner. " I tell you what, those old-fasliioued remedies were all right; and if the know-it-all folks of the present genera-tion would only revert to what they call the 'old-fashioned' methods of their fathers and mothers in the prevention and treatment of disease, there'd be a blamed sight less sickness in the world, and a lot o' these doctor people would be driving drays for a living. What you want, Mrs. Jobson, what you ab_ solutely require, and what I'm going to see that you take for this lassitude, attributable to over-thick blood, is sul-phur and molasses, in tablespoonful doses, every morning before breakfast, for a month or so. When you get through with the treatment you won't recognize yourself." That is probably true, I'll be so covered with boils," said Mrs. Jobson. Boils?" exclaimed Mr. Jobson. " Well, what better luck could you pos-sibly have, I beg to inquire, then to get a lot of boils—the more the better ? If the sulphur and molasses treatment caused the appearance of the boils, wouldn't that be a dead-certain indica-tion that you were in need of the treat-ment. Boils, Mrs. Jobson ? Don't you know that every boil we have is worth a crisp, new $10 note, and cheap at- the price? Boils? You've heard that old adage about their being 'better out than in ?' I know what's good for you, Mrs. Jobson, and I don't know how you'd possibly make out if I didn't happen to be constantly on the lookout in earing for your health. I'll get a couple o' pounds of sulphur on my way up from the office this afternoon, and during the day you can get a big jug of old-fashioned molasses—none o' these fancy syrup concoctions, remember, but reg-ular old-time black molasses—and we'll mix the medicine up to-night, and you can begin taking it to-morrow morn-ing." "Why, aren't you going to take it, too?" inquired Mrs. Jobson in a tone of surprise. "Me take it?" said Mr. Jobson. " What for ? What do I want with it? I 'm feeling as skittish as a yearling colt just turned loose in a field of red clov-er. I don't need any spring medicine. If I did I'd take sulphur and molasses three times a day and enjoy it. Fact is, I feel rather sore over the fact that I don't need it. I like it. When Iwas a boy I used to get up early on spring mornings, so's to be the first in line when my mother was ready to dish us youngsters out our matutinal doses of sulphur and molasses. I've got the right thing, Mrs. Jobson, and you'll come to me and thank me for suggest-ing it to you about a month from now, when you'll be feeling so good that you'll want to go out on the front side-walk and jump the skipping rope with the little girls arid play jacks and bean bag with 'em." Notwithstanding, all of which Mrs. Jobson didn't look particularly cheer-ful over the sulphur and molasses prospect. Hhe well remembered how, as a little girl she had often been tempted to run away from home and become a great opera singer or some-thing because her old-fashioned mother mercilessly forced her and her brothers and sisters to gulp down every morn-ing during the first month or so of spring a heaping tablespoonful of the sticky, gritty, sour-tasting sulphur and molasses concoction. She recalled how it had always put her teeth on edge and the aftermath of boils. But when Mr. Jobson brought home a big package of sulphur that after-noon she had the jug of molasses ready and she lodged no protest. Mr. Jobson mixed the mess himself in a big crock ery pitcher. He saw to it that she swallowed a big tablespoonful of the awful stuff the next morning there after at the same hour for a couple weeks. He only permitted the treat-ment to cease when a large and very painful boil appeared on Mrs. Jobson neck. "Now that the medicine's had its effect," said Mr. Jobson with a triurn phant expression, when she told him about the boil, " you can drop the treat-ment. It's just as I told you. The ap-pearance of the boil clearly indicates that you needed sulphur and molasses the worst way, and if you were able to view the matter from a proper stand-point you wouldn't take a new, crisp $10 bill for that boil, or twice the amount, for that matter." The boil caused Mrs. Jobson great misery, and she had finally to call in a physician to attend to it. A few weeks ago Mr. Jobson began to complain to Mrs. Jobson of feeling-ing " dopey " and "all gone" and "dog tired " and as having that " weary, not-fit- to-live " feeling. " I know what you want," said Mrs. Jobson, with a twinkle in her eye " It's sulphur and molasses." " Who, me ?" said Mr. Jobson, for the moment forgetting his advocacy of that sovereign remedy last year. "Not much do I. I wouldn't take a dose of that denied stuff—er well it's all right, of course "—Mr. Jobson had suddenly recalled the stand he had taken for sulphur and molasses the preceding spring—" but it isn't what I need. My blood's all right. I'm overworked, that's all, slaving and toiling to keep this establishment together. Anyhow, sulphur and molasses is not adapted to the needs of men. It's a woman's remedy. Nope, I guess I'll drop by the doctor "this evening on the way up and have him look me over." Mr. Jobson did call upon his doctor, who told him that he was all right, and only suffering from a mild attack of laziness, due to the balmy spring zephyrs. Last Sunday morning Mr. Jobson be-gan to feel a red lump on the back of his neck. He didn't say anything about it, but ho kept feeling it all-day. He got home from the office early on Monday afternoon, and he couldn't move his head a quarter of an inch to one side or the other. Why, what on earth is the matter ?'' said Mrs. Jobson, alarmed, when he entered the house with a long face and a heavy tread. "Oh, nothing," said Mr. Jobson, except that I've got a triple-screw, quadruple-expansion carbuncle or tumor on the back of my neck—that's all." " Let me see," said Mrs. Jobsour and she looked at the back of his neck. Why, it's only a little, ordinary boil," she said. "Is, hey?" growled Mr. Jobson, '.Well, if its only a little, ordinary boil it's doing the thumpingest business for a little, ordinary boil that you ever heard of!" Why, it's not half as big as the one I had last year," said Mrs. Jobson. Think so?" growled Mr. Jobson. ' Perhaps it isn't big enough to suit you ? Perhaps you'd like to have it as big as a coffee-cup ?" But, said Mrs. Jobson, unable to keep the twinkle out of her eye, " boils are such good things, you know ! Aren't they'better out than in?' .Now, if you were able to view the matter from a proper standpoint, you wouldn't take a new, crisp $10 note for that boil, and—" Mr. Jobson turned his whole body around so that he could gaze at Mrs. Jobson sternly. " Now, I know I was right in my sur-mise," said he, hoarsely. " I hesitated before permitting myself to believe it, but the manifest delight with which you view my suffering compels me to the belief that you are responsible for my misery. It is difficult to conceive, Mrs. Jobson, that you could be guilty of so mean a revenge, but I hadn't a particle of doubt in life that you've been feeding me a double tablespoonful of sulphur and molasses in my coffee every morning for the past three weeks." FRUIT CURES. A Beneficent Agency. More than 20 per cent, of the men discharged from the service of New York Central Railroad Company twen-ty years ago were dropped from the rolls for drunkenness. Now, however, with 30,000 men in the employ of the company, less than 1 per cent, of those annually discharged owe the loss of their situations to over-indulgence in liquor. This change in conditions is said to be largely due to the beneficent influence of the Railroad Department of the Young Men's Christian Associa-tion. DAVID CITY, N e b . , A p r i l 1, 1900. ' Genesee Pure Food Co., Le Roy, N. Y.: Gentlemen:—I must say in regard to Grain-0 that there is nothing better or healthier. We have used it for years. My brother was a great coffee drinker. He was taken sick and the doctor said coffee was the cause of it, and told us to use Grain-O We got a package but did not like it at first, but now would not be without it. My brother has been well ever since we started to use it. 4 Y o u r s t r u l y , LILLIE SOCHOB. Tlie Effect on Health of Almonds Grapes and Strawberries. According to a celebrated health ex pert, blanched almonds give the higher nerve or brain and muscle food, and the man who wishes to keep up his brain power will do well to include them in his daily bill of fare. Juicy fruits give more or less the higher nerve or brain food, and are eaten by all men whose living depends on their clearheaded-ness. Apples supply the brain with rest. Prunes arc said to afford proof against nervousness, but are not muscle feeding. They should be avoid-ed by those who suffer from the liver. But it has been proved that fruits do not have the same effect upon every-body. Some men cannot eat apples without suffering from acute dyspepsia. Fruit cure" is a form of treatment which is quite the rage in continental Europe now with persons suffering from real or imaginary maladies. In the tenth century, an investigator has discovered, many medical authori-ties because enthusiastic in their writ-ings over the remarkable curative virtues of grapes; while a certain Van Sweeten, of a more modern date, is said to have recommended in special cases the eating of twenty pounds of straw-berries a day. The same gentleman also reports a case of phthisis healed by strawberries, and cities cases in which maniacs have gained their reason by the exclusive use of cherries. These instances savor rather of the ridiculous, but there is no doubt that the so-called grape cure for indigestion and other evils is carried on in many places on the continent, and that people betake themselves to Meran, Nevay, Bingen, or to Italy and the south of France, with the intention of devoting six weeks to the cure, during which time they are expected to have gradually accomplished the feat of consuming from three to eight pounds of grapes daily. Grapes are said to exercise a salutary action on the nervous system and to favor the formation of fat—that is to say, when fruit of good quality is employed; if the grapes are not suf-ficiently ripe and are watery and sour, the patient may lose rather than gain weight. The valuable results obtained by a fruit diet in cases of dyspepsia are due to the fact that the noxious germ« habitually present in the alimentary canal do not thrive in fruit juices. That fruit is a most valuable article of food cannot be denied, and that many diseases may be greatly benefit-ed by a diet largely ¡composed of fruit is true'enough? It is a fact, loo, that the majority of people eat more meat than they require. Meat eaten once a day is sufficient for a person not engaged in manual labor or who does not take much strong outdoor exercise. A large number of the complaints contracted owe their origin to the consumption of food which entails a greater drain on the gastric juices than the system is able to withstand. The cures attribut-ed to the grape occur'for the most part with those who are accustomed to high living, and are really owing to the fact that the organs of digestion are given a much needed rest. Semistarvation, would answer the purpose almost as well. For the person whose work lies chiefly indoors, a mixed and varied diet is most conducive to good health. On the Front Seat. He must have been his mother's darling. At any rate he was one of the handsomest, manliest little fellows who ever wore golden hair that hung down hig back and a nobby little sailor suit of white linen. He was kneeling on the front seat of a St. Charles ave-nue car on its way home down town last night, and was in a talkative mood. The motorman stopped the car suddenly. " My," said the little fellow, enthusiastically, " didn't he do that thing'round fast ?" Then he asked the gentleman seated behind him where he was going. On receiving the desired information the youngster became confidential, but his tone didn't. My name's Allie," he said to the gentleman. " That's John," pointing to the boy on the seat beside him He's 'leven and I'm six, but I'm the biggest. That's my sister Nellie, and his forefinger singled out a pretty girl on the opposite seat, who was evidently taking a great interest in what the rattler was saying, " She's seventeen, and that's her sweetheart with her. They're going to West End—" The girl tried to shut the flow of words off, but it wouldn't work, and the boy continued: I 'm going there, too. So's my brother. He's going to buy us some ice cream, 'cause he's stuck on sister. By this time everybody within sound of the youngster's voice was laughing, and that meant nearly everybody in the ear. Something desperate had to be done, and the sister yanked the con-versational youngster from his seat to her lap and whispered something to him. "Say," he called to the gentleman, sister says I mustn't talk to you any more on the car. Can't you come out to West End, too?" His sister's sweetheart Was thinking about gagging him when Canal street was reached and the party left the car. But it was a picnic while it lasted. , P o w d er A b s o i u i e i y P u r e M a k e s t h e f o o d m o r e d e l i c i o u s a n d w h o l e s o m e ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK. England Not Fond of Corn. I have seen a few cobs of cooking maize exposed; for sale at a stand in Covent Garden, says a writer in a London newspaper. The price asked was sixpence for four heads. A few green garden grocers in the better quarters of the town also have them for those who wish to purchase. The demand is limited, very limited. I am afraid it will take years to educate the average Englishman as to the good qualities of this new vegetable. It is a great pity, because the sugar corn could be grown in many parts of Eng-land with the greatest success. A Couple. There was a couple that went fishing, One-half of it was a man; the second half was a woman. It went in a row boat with a pair of oars, which was also a couple. So that there was a couple of cduples. The woman half of the first couple caught a couple of fish. Then there was three couples. Said the man part of the first couple: " We has caught enough fish." Then it sat down together, aud it put its arms around it and said: " Oh, my, don't." But it didn't act as if it cared much. Just then the boat ran into a stump and stopped. This couple was very1 singular for awhile, but finally she said to it: " George, my dear, doesn't it think it is time to go home ?" I t looked at its watch and said: " Yes, dearie ! It is !" Then this couple was plural, while one of it rowed home. So a couple is both singular and plural, just the same. Father of Sixty Children Dies. Edward Henry, reputed to be the oldest man in the country, died at his home, in a log cabin, on Woodville avenue, Pittsburg, on Friday, aged 116 years. He was born a slave in Cul-peper, Va., in 1785, and served in the Confederate army under General Joseph E. Johnson. During his long career he was married five times, and is survived by his fifth wife, by whom he had thirteen children. He was said to be the father of sixty children. All his life he was addicted to the tobacco habit, and was a moderate drinker of intoxicants. His death is the result of an accident three months ago, when he was struck by a traction ear. Solid Facts. A farmer came iuto a village grocery in one of our Western States and ex-hibited to an admiring crowd an enor-mous egg about six inches long. He had it packed in cotton and wouldn't allow anybody to handle it for fear breaking the phenomenon. The groceryman examined it with the rest, and, intending to chaff" the country-man, said: Pshaw! I've something in the egg line that will beat that." " " I ' l l bet you $5 you haven't," said the countryman. "Take it up," said the groceryman; and, going behind the counter, he brought out a wire egg-beater. " There's something in the egg line that can beat it, I guess," said he, reaching for the stakes. " Hold on, there !" said the farmer, " let's see you beat it," and he handed it to the grocer. The latter held out his hand for it, but dropped it in surprise on the coun-ter, where it broke two soup-plates and a platter. It was of iron, painted white. " Some folks think they are tarnation cute," muttered the farmer, "but 'taint no use buckin' against solid facts." Strange Facts and Figures. A large turtle affords eight pounds of tortoiseshell. A million cigarettes are smoked in London every day. Britain makes £4,000,000 a year profit out of its postoffices. In Greece 1,000 copies" is a " phenom-enal" circulation of a daily paper. There are 40,000 native pupils in the Sunday-schools of the Fiji islands. The average annual payment of Brit-ish soldiers in pensions for wounds is only £16,000. A person walking at the rate of four miles per hour consumes 2,300 cubic inches of air per minute. The entire collection of coins and medals in the British museum consists of nearly 2,59,000 specimens. I t is estimated that since the begin-ning of the historical era 13,000,000 persons have perished in earthquakes. When the railroad across Sibera is completed it will be easy for a person to go from London to Japan in 13 days. There are 1,165 glaciers, or ice rivers, in the Alps, of which 249 have a length of more than four and three-quarter miles. Things to Forget. If you would increase your hap-piness and prolong your life, forget your neighbors' faults. Forget the tempta-tions. Forget the fault finding and give little thoughts to the cause which provoked it. Forget the peculiarities of your friends, and only remember the good points which make you fond of them. Forget all persons quarrels or histories you may have heard by acci-dent and which, if repeated, would seem a thousand times worse than they are. Blot out as far as possible all the disagreeableness of life; they will come, but they will grow larger when you remember them, and the constant thought of acts of meanness or, worse still, malice, will only tend to make you more familiar with them. Obliter-ate disagreeable from yesterday; start ont with a clean sheet for to-day and write upon it, for sweet memory's Hake, only those things which are lovely and lovable. The Companion for the Rest of 1900, Every issue of "The Youth's Com-panion" for the nine weeks of No-vember and December will be enlarged, aud the holiday numbers will be double the usual size, with richly decorated covers. From now until the end of the year "The Companion" will be crowded with articles and stories sufficiently varied to please every taste in both old and young—men and women, boys and girls. Among the contributions announced for early issues are " How I Acted the Missionary," by Sir Henry Stanley; " With the Pretoria Guard," by Rider Haggard; " A Historic Game of Foot-ball, " by Wal ter Cam p ; " Horse Sense, " by Frank R. Stockton; "Pulpit Elo-quence," by Dean Farrar; "Days of Long Ago," by Ian Maclaren; and "A Baritone Among Famous People," by Victor Maurel; in addition to which there will be serial and short stories by Margaret Deland, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward, Bliss Perry, Charles W Chesnutt and other writers of delight-ful fiction. Those who subscribe now for 1901 will receive " The Companion " for the remaining weeks of 1900 free from the time of subscription, in addition to the Puritan Girl" calendar for 1901 lithographed, in twelve colors from exquisite designs painted expressly for "The Companion." Illustrated announcement of the volume for 1901 will be sent free to any address, with sample copies of the paper. The Youth's Companion, Boston, Mass. Effect of Ice Water. Many people wonder why it is that their physicians advise them not to drink water during meal time. The fact of the matter is that persons are not harmed by the water if it is taken at an ordinary temperature; but most Americans are not satisfied with this— they think they must have ice water. In order to carry on digestion properly, certain temperature is necessary. The temperature of the stomach varies from' 98 to 100" degrees Fahrenheit. After a meal, the temperature increases until it is sometimes 102 degrees, while if the circulation is quickened by exer-cise, the temperature will be still high-er. Now, the effect of ice water on the digestion is very apparent. By contin-ually drinking this water during a meal, or indulging in an ice dessert, the temperature of the stomach will sometimes be reduced to 95 degrees. This would stop digestion and event-ually lay the foundation for such a disease as dyspepsia. Since foods are easily digested when they are partially diluted, it is well to take a drink of water occasionally during a meal, but the water should not be iced. Keep Apples Cool. The great secret of keeping apples and pears is a cool temperature, and 35 degrees to 40 degrees will be found most satisfactory. Usually apples are left hang too long on the trees and become too much ripened; then they lie in hot places, perhaps right out in the sunshine for weeks until the hot weather is over; then they are shut up in a warm, close house cellar, with a temperature of about 50 degrees and then the farmer wonders why his apples do not keep. Let him try gathering them as soon as matured, pack them, away at once in a cool place where the temperature does not rise above 40 degrees and see whether the results are not much more satisfactory. Largest Room in the World. The largest room in the world, un-der one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at St. Petersburg. It is 620 feet long by 150 in breadth. By daylight it is used for military displays and a whole battalion can completely maneuver in it. By night 20,000 wax tapers give it beautiful appearance. The roof is a single arch of iron. His Idea. Jones—What do yousthink of such a woman as Mrs. Mavelack, who can't even go to church without carrying her little doggie with her? Brown—I think such a woman is married to the wrong man, that's all. A Paternal Warning. Jakey—"I was goin' to tell you a shoke, fadder. Der vas—" Mr. Oppenheimer (excitedly) — " Don't you tell no shokes here, Jakey, Dere vos two gustomers in the store, and if dey laugh de new suits vont last till dey get to dedoor." A Poor Investment. He—I vish you vouldn't haf bought me dotumprella. She—Vot ? Dot vos a four-tollar silk umprella, undt I got id for vun sefenty-nine. He—Yes; but I lose more as fife tollars'-vort' of time, alretty, vatchin' dot beeple don't shvipe it. my Solved. Victim—Say ! You have filled ear plumb full of lather. Barber—I was wondering what had become of all that lather. WASHINGTON, D. C. Genesee Pure Food Co., Le Roy, N. Y.: Gentlemen:—Our family realize so much from the use of Grain-0 that I must say a word to induce others to use it. If people arc i uteres ted in their health and: the welfare of their children they will use no oilier beverage. I have used them all, but Grain-O I' have found superior to any, for the reason that it is solid grain. 3 Yours for health, C. F. MYEUK Over the State. "Guilty of murder of the first de-gree" was the verdict returned in • Phila. by the jury in the trial of„ Charles Perry before Judge Arnold, in the Court of Oyer and Terminer, for the murder of Roy Wilson White. Prof. Nathan Schaeffer, State Su-perintendent of Instruction, made an address before the Educational Club in Phila., on "Grades of thinking and thinking in the grades." The secretary of the Kensington Electric Light Company, said that a person in close touch with the Ash-bridge administration threatened to sweep his company " off the earth " if it did not stop the agitation to supply cheap light. A sportsman was killed on the North Mountain, in the Cumberland Valley, by another hunter, who mistook him for a wild turkey. Bears near Jack's Mountain, in Ful-ton County, are carrying off the far-mers' pigs. : The warm weather south of Erie has caused the apple trees and strawberry vines to bloom a second time. Twenty freight cars were demolished in a wreck on. the Pennsylvania Rail-road near Duncannon. Falling from the top of a new barn building at Shade Gap, William Sny-der's arm was broken and his body badly bruised. At Mt. Plolly Springs an unknown colored man stabbed a white man named O'Neil, inflicting injuries which will prove fatal. The colored man has been arrested. The little village of Pine, two miles east of Jersey Shore, was scorched by fire early Sunday morning. The hotel conducted by C. H. Weymouth and the frame building occupied jointly as a residence by A. N. Bitner, and the general store of R. C. Quiggle & Son, and the Post Office were entirely de-stroyed, together with considerable of the contents. The loss will exceed $10,000. I t cost J . Philip Kirchner, of Lancas-ter, $16.34 for removing a placard on his house giving notice of diptlieria. Three negroes, charged with the murder of Michael McKensie, at Hyndman, were jailed at Bedford. Anthony Shalgofski, while in a sa-lopn at Edwardsville, on Saturday evening grasped a live electric wire and fell over dead. Patrick Ford, while walking on the track of the Central Railroad of New Jersey, was run over and killed. A " rummage sale " by the ladies of Easton, for the benefit of the Easton Hospital, netted that institution over $1000. I t is feared that John Zehrig, aged ninety-six who disappeared from his home at Jonestown last Wednesday, : has met with foul play. James W. Seeger, a carpenter, of Wilkesbarre, fell from a breaker, in course of construction at Carbondale, and was instantly killed. Lap blankets and horse blankets of every description at big bargains at J. K. Carper's. i The warning cough is the faith-ful sentinel. It tells of the approach of & consumption," M which has killed more people s>;-{| than war and . pestilence com- -'•-{ 1 bined. It tells * J o f p a i n f ul b e h e s t s , sore : l u n g s , weak throats, bron- M chitis, and pneu- • monia. Do not s u f f e r another day. It's useless, f o r there's a prompt and safe cure, it is y which cures fresh colds and coughs in a single night and masters chronic coughs and bronchitis in a short time. Consump-tion is surely and cer-tainly prevented, and cured, too, if taken in time. A 25c. bottle for a fresh cold; 50c. size for older colds; $1 size for chronic coughsand consumption. " I alwavg keep a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral on hand. Then every time I get cold I take a little of it.and I am.better at once." JAMES O. BUQTJOK, Oct. 19,18,08. El Paso, Texas. Write the Poctur. If you hare any conrplaint whatever alia desire the. ' best medical advice, write the Doctor ' freely. Address .. £>, Dr. J . C. AYKR, Lowell, Mas V® ^ i-*- A W 4 4 •V • ;. : V •-';•') '.' 'J -¿J " - - i ------- |
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