Lancaster Examiner and Herald

              JOL. XIX.
LANCASTER,  PA.,  WEDNESDAY,  APRIL 16, 1845.
NEW SERIES, VOL. VII.--NO. 20.
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rUBLISHED    BY
EDWARD C. DARLINGrTON.
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TheEXA.MINER Se PE.\10CR.\TI0 HERALD ispablisheil weekly at two notLtas a year.
'AnvsansKMRNTs notexceeding onesquare will be inserted three times for one dollar, and twenty- five cents will he charged for each additional inser¬ tion. A, liheral discount allnwed to those who ad- ¦vertise by Ih'e year. '
Tile Yankee Jn Iluly.
HOW TO CURB DYSPEPSIA.
One day as I was walking a crowded street at Leghorn my aitenlion wasarres¬ ted by a singular figure ensconced in liiu doorway ofa fashionable inn. ' Itwas;a laak, sharp featured man, clad in a linsey woolsey, with a white felt hat on his head, and an onormous twisted stick in his baud. He was looking about him with a shrewd gaise, in which inquisitiveness and con¬ tempt wore strangely mingled. The mo¬ ment I came opposite to him, he drew a large silver watch frotn his fob, and after inspecting it for a moment with an impa¬ tient air, e.vclaimed—
• I say stranger, what time do they dine inlthesQ parts V
'At this house the dinner is about five 1' •Five! why, I am half starved, and it's only twelve.—I can't stand it later than two.   I guess you are from tho Slalosl' ' Yes.'
• May be you came to bp cured of dys¬ pepsia 1'
'Not exactly.'
' Well, I ara glad of il, for il's a plaguy waste of money. I just arrived from New Orleans, and there wasa man on board who made the trip all on account of dys¬ pepsia. I as good as told him he was a ibol for his pains. I know a thing or two, i guess. You see that stick!—Well, with that stick I've killed six alligators! There's only one thing tbat is a certain cure I'or dyspepsia.'
'And what's thatl'
For a moment the siranger made no re¬ ply, but twisted his slick, and gave a glance from his keen grey eyes, with the air ofa man who can keep his own coun¬ sel.
•'You want to know what will cure the dyspepsia 1'
'Yes.'
' Well, then—specula ions ."
Afler this annunciation, the huge stick was slanled very sturdily, and the spectral figure drawn up to its utmost ten.sion, as if challenging contradiction. Apparently sat¬ isfied wilh my tacit acceptance ofthe pro¬ position, the man of the alligators grew more complacent.
' I'll tell you how 1 found out the secret. I was schoolmaster in lhe state of Maine and it was as mueh as 1 could do to make both ends meet. What with flogging the boys, leading the choir Sundays, living in a leaky school house and drinking hard cider, I grew as thin as a rail, and had lo call on a travelling doctor. After he had looked into me and on my case; ' Mister,'said he, ' there's only oue thing for you to do, you must speculate.' I had a kind of notion of what he meant, for all tho winter the folks had beon talking about !he eastern speculation ; so says I, ' Doctor, I have'nt gotacentto begin with.' • So much the better,' says he,' a man who has mony is a fool to speculate; you've
fot nothing to lose, so begin the right way.' soid out all my things, but one suit of clothes, and a nelgiibor gave me a lift iu llis wagon as far as Bangur. I took lodg¬ ings at the crack hotel, and by keeping my
, ears open at the table and in the bar-room soon had all the slang of speculation by heart, and having the gift of the gab, by the third day out-talked all the boarders about ' lots.' * water-privileges,' ' sites,' and 'deeds.' One morning I found an old gentleman sitting In the parlor, looking very glum. 'Ah,' saysl, 'great bargain that of Jones, two hundred acres, including the main street as far as railroad depot— that is, where they're to be when Jones- ville is built.' 'Some people have all the luck,' says the oM gentleman. 'There is'nt a better tract in all Maine than mine, buti can't get any offer.' 'Its because you don't talk up, saysl. 'Well,' says he, ' You seem to tmderstand the business.— Here's my bond, all you can get overthree thousand dollars you may have." I set right to work, got the editors to mention it as a rare chance, whispered about in all corners, that the land had been .surveyed asa manufacturing town, and bad a splen¬ did map drawn with a colored border, six meetinghouses, a lyceum, blocks of stores, hay scales, a State prison, and a rural cemetery, wilh Gorrytown in large letters atthe boitom, and then hung it up in the hall.
Before the week was out, I sold the land for cash lo a company, for twenty thou¬ sand dollars, gavo the old gentleman his three thousan ), and have been speculating ever since. I own two third-i ofa granite- quarry in New Hampshire, half a coal mine iu Peunsyivania. aud a Prairie in Illinois.
. besides lots of bank stock, half a canal, and a whole India-rubber factory. I've been in New Orleans, buying colton, and came here to see about the silk business, and mean to dip into the marble line a little. I've never had the dyspepsia since I began to speculate. It exercises all the organs, and keeps a man a going like a steam¬ boat.'
Just then a bell was heard from within. and the stranger thinking it was the signal for dinner, precipitately withdrew.—Gra¬ ham's Magazine.
Patrick and tbe Ecbo.
•Patrick, where have you been this hour and morel You must not absent yourself without my permission.'
' Och, niver more will I do the like. Sir.'
' Well, give an account of yourself, you seem out of breath.'
• F*ith,the same 1 am sir, I niver was in soch fear since I came to Ameriky, I'll tell ye all about it. Sir, when I get breath onst again.
•I heard ye telling the ginllemen of the wonderful echo, sir, over in the woods, be- liint the big hilL I thocht by what ye said uv it, that it b&te all Ihe echoes uv old Iie- ¦ Jand, and so it does, by the powers! Well, i just run over lo the place ye was spaking uv, to converse a bit with the wonderful creather.—So said I. ' Hillo, hillo, hillo, and sure, enough the echo said, ' Hillo, hillo, hillo, you noisy rascal!'
' I ihoct that was very queer, sir; and I said Hillo!' again.
'Hillo, yourself,' said the echo,' you be¬ gun first.
' Whal the d—1 are you made uv' said I. ' Shut your mouth,' said Ihe echo. 'So said I, ye blatherin scoundril, if ye was flesh and blood, like an honest man, that ye isn't, I'd hammer ye till the mother of ye wouldn't know her imper¬ tinent son.'
• And what do you think the echo said to that sir! ' Scamper ye baste of a paddy,' .said he, 'faith if I catch you, I'll break every bone in your ugly body.' An' it hi: my head wilh a stnne. sir, "that was nigh knocking the poor brains out uv me. So 1 run as fast as iver I could—and praised lie all the saints, I'm here to tell you of it, sir.'
Snooks and Tenfrlloqalsm.
The following amusing sketch was fur¬ nished by a correspondent of a Delaware Gazette:
Sometimes since, while on a visit to the interior of Pennsylvania, in myprofessioii- al capacity, about four o'clock the stage in which I was ensconced, drove into a small village. As business was to detain-me fora couple of days, I was thinking how to im¬ prove the monotony of my leisure hours, when ray atteotioo was arrested by some very large handbills; one setting forth the merits of Ventriloquism by Mr. T. "V. Skel- line, whom I ascertained had acquired con.siderahle.celebrity in .that science; the olher was on ft:lecture on the subject of Aninial Magnetism, by. Mr. M.. :About:the exhibition hour, .1 visited the exhibition of Mr.Skelline. but no company having arrived we adjournd to tho room of his more successful rival for stray change and public fame. Upon entering the room we found it literally crowded with all ages, sexes sizes and characters; on a platform erected for the occasion, Mr. Snooks was addressing the audience, expstialing on the science of Mesmerism.
After ho h.id concluded a commilee was appointed, among whom was the Rev. Mr.
A , pastor of the village church, and
Dr. G .   My companion remarked to
me that he was determined to expose the humbug or test its claims as a science— accordingly things beioe arranged, a lady was placed in the operating chair on the platform. After requesting silence, B'lr. Snooks fixed his eyes, gazing intently up¬ on the subject, reminding us of the serpent charming Eve, our old lady moiher, and Ihen commenced hi? manipulations by moving his hand up and down her face. He was prelly soon interrupted by the snarlingand barking of dogs; Mr. Snooks arose and expostulated with them for de¬ linquents who had not paidtheiradmission fee, and a negro was ordered to expel them. Cuffy, coming forward, exclaimed 'Whar is 'umV atlhe same fiouri-'shing a large broom slick, he said, 'Just lefF me ober dar I'll cotch 'em, and folch 'em nut de high grass,' but nofourlegged quadru¬ peds of nature being found, order was again restored, and -Mr. Snooks kept on moving hi-s arms. My companion re¬ marked, ' I fixed them a little.'
Soon afierwards Skelline threw his voice so as proceed immediately from the Rever end gentleman, exclaiming, 'goit my boy, and don't spare elbow grease! that's lime o'day!' All eyes were directed towards lhe Reverend gentleman, particularly Dr. G , who looked daggers al the Rever¬ end offender, while the Shepherd cast his eyes around in utter amazement. Signi¬ ficant glances were given by two virgin maidens whose appearance indicaled that they had passed the meridian of their charms, which Skelline observed and im¬ mediately casl his voice to them, remark¬ ing,
' Bless my soul, il can't be possible—I never thought that our Minister drank be¬ fore.'
' Nor does he, said the Rev. Mr. -A.., ' Ladies and genllemen—this is utterly in¬ explicable 10 me, as I have not said a word; to be sure I did hear something very near me, but I assure you it was not myself that used the phrase.'
Our two virgin ladies now removed some distance apart each ono believing the olher to be the otfeiider, by breaking the deco¬ rum ofan audience.
At last in spile of all interruption the magiielic sleep was produced. Mr. Sn'joks now addressing the audience said : 'Gontlomcn and ladies, you see the ef¬ fect of Animal Magnetism in the case pre¬ sent—no power on earth except my own can arouse her from this deep sleep.'
A variety of experiments wore now tried upon liic subject, when suddenly a voice was heard in the midst of the com¬ mittee, crying, 'mad dog! mad dog!'
' Bow, wow, wow,' e.xclaimed Skelline, transfeiring his voice immediately under the chair ofthe magnetized lady. Snooks and the committee sprang from the stage, and a movement was visible in the magne¬ tized lady of drawing the feet up lo the spokes of the chair.
At Ihis moment another tremendous snarling was heard in various directions of tho audience, which caused a general rush to the door, in which one lubberly fellow trod on the toes of the patient; who could not suppress a loud .scream.
Cuff was again called lo remove the in¬ truder*. " Wha is you dog's, says Cuff, pu.shing his br.iomstick under the slage ; jus' leff me hear you say whar you is, and see if I don't sweeten you." No answer being made to Cuff's reasonable request, he was forced to got underlhe stage, where, by thursling and groping his way, putting his stick in every direction, he was again startled by anolher snarling and barking at his heels. ' Look out da. wha' is ypu about,' halloed Cuft', making a hasty retreat.
Al this crisis another voice was heard at the door, crying out, ' Ladies and gentle¬ men, escape if you can, as the rafters be¬ neath the houso are giving way under the weight ofour pursuer! and we shall soon have the whole timbers down upon us from above.'
A general rush was now made for the door; among the firsl was the magnetized lady, followed by Mr. Snooks, who no doubt had exercised his will towards the lady sufficiently to awaken her.
Being jammed out into the midst ofthe moving crowd, who were crying, hallooing and exerting themselves to obtain egress, [ lost my companion. Finding all amuse¬ ments for the evening at an end, I retired to my holel. I had not long been seated before in ru-shed our fat, jolly landlord, laughing, until I thonght his fat sides would burst.
' Gentlemen,' as soon as he could obtain sufiicienl command over his risibilities, 'who do you think it was that kicked up that all-fired rumpu?,over Tonderl Why it wos that slick little Vantriloquist!'
Mr. M. V. Skelline performed in Bridge- ton the next evening, apd gave some vory striking delineations incharactar and Ven¬ triloquism, which afforded perfect satis¬ faction to a largo and respectable- audi¬ ence.
Coni-t-rooin Etiquette.
Judge Somebody, of Somewhere county in this State, is well known and a very popular man, moreover; for he is not above ' taking a hand' or a glass of ' bald face,' either—that is •occasionally.' On the bench, however, he is a verj; different in- dividualj holding the scale of justice with a grave dignity worthyof half a dozen some¬ bodies roiled inlo one.
One day, duringavery interesting case, a very tall and very solemn individual, further solemnized by a very broad brim¬ med beaver, enteredthe court room,walk¬ ed forward towards the railing, and, with¬ out removing his bat, sal down opposite the surprised and offended legal dignitary.
'Mr. Sheriff!' said the Judge, in a se¬ vere tone, 'tell that man to take his hat off.-'  	
The Sheriff walked over to the- trans¬ gressor, and, remarking that.the rule of the Court must be observed, gently removed the broad brim from the head and deposi¬ ted it in the lap ofthe owner.
' Why, Judge,' cried the latter, in a shrill squeak of surprise, ;I am bald!' imniedi¬ ately replacing his covering.
The Judge had not perceived this second contempt, at the momeht, having been en¬ gaged in supplying his jaw with a fresh 'chew,' in order to aid his ruminations, but again looking forward, the hat once more loomed upon him.
'Mr. Sheriff! said he, with even more thau severity. Hell that man lo lako his hal off!'
The officer again waited on the offender, and removed his beaver.
' Bul, Judge, I told you I was bald!' cried the ' man,' in a tone of increased surprise al the same time, once more, wilh groat determination, thatching himself.
The Judge was a picture to look at!— 'Mr. Clerk,' said he, in a voice whose solemn calm was calculated, whether it did or not, to search the soul,  'enter up a
fine of five dalleiis against Mr. C , for
refusing to take his hat off lohen ordereil by thn Court!'
Mr. C immediately 'straightened
himself,' walked his six feel six, surmount¬ ed by his cloud of beaver, right up to the bar, pulled from his pocket fifty cents, and, squirting through his teeth a jet of tobacco juice, he spake !
'Wall, Judge, here's (ifty cenls, which, with lourdollars and ahalf your owed me when we quit poker, last night, makes us even, I reckon!'
' Ah-a-um-a-wah-hoo-oh — Mr. Sheriff, you will not suffer the Court to be inter¬ rupted!' cried lhe Judge. Before the Court had recoved its articulation, how¬ ever, the 'interruption' had walked out as solemnly as he had entered.—St. Louis Reveille.
George Shaircr and the Salaman¬ der Hat.
Whilst Shaffer wasal a tavern inEpping, N. H., he noticed a raw-looking would-be- dandy sort of a fellow, strutting about, wilh all the consequence allowable to per¬ sons who wear new hats and fine clothes ; and thinking this a fine opportuniiy foron- joyinga little sport at the bumpkin's ex¬ pense, he accordingly addressed himself in a very respectful manner to the fellow in the following words:—" A beautiful hat that of yours, sir: pray, young gentleman, if I may bo so bold, what did you give for thatl"—"Eight dollars," said the fellow wilh an air of consequence. Btileightdol- larsl" Indeed sir! Why I pretend to know something aboul hats, being a halter my¬ self,—and I consider that hat to bo as much wurlh noen/w dollars, as the ono I wear my¬ self, which I gave twenty-five for, by the gross. Why, sir, they are very scarce— very few of the salaman-ler hats imported now-adays.'' " What are Ihey !—sa.laman- der hats !'" s.iid the fellow. " To be sure," said Schaffor, "did you never hear of sala¬ mander hais, which aro i-.iade of substance cMei asbestos, which resists the aciion  of
VIR GINIA.
A correspondent of.the Newark Daily Adverliser writes as follows:
* * * Thus did I discourse while rov¬ ing amidst the beautiful and picturesque scenery along the course of the placid Po¬ tomac, mingled however with mournful regrets that the waste places in Virginia— su fair a portion of God's heritage, and so susceptible of high improvement-^—should not be made to flourish and blossom as the rose. Through New England enterprise, indu-itry and intelligence, this poverty- stricken land wouldbe regenerated, and its resources developed ; .but the pestilen¬ tial atmosphere of slavery rests upon it, and there liberty cannot flourish^t does not butin name exist. Letbut-the exist¬ ence of that institution be abolished in the State of Virginia arid she would-start into new life—she would enter upfliia'hew and prosperous.career.andbound atonce into a high position among the States of this Con¬ federacy.
Within a few years past several families have moved into Virginia for farniing pur poses, • and settled in the County of Fair¬ fax, from New-England and New-'5fork, most of whom have become, I am sorry lo say, heartily sick ofthe undertaking. II is found that there are too matiy tif the F. F's (first families) in that region, as the practi¬ cal fariner—the man and his family who perform the duties ofthe husbandman, are considered as placing themselves'without the pale of good society and letting them¬ selves down to the platform of the slave, for the latter class alone are. expected by the " F. F's" to perform allthelaDor,which, whether high or low, is considered of a me¬ nial character. In consequence of this, " Virginia hospitality," of which sort of fame the "F. F's" areso very redolent, is withheld from them; hence most of the farms purchased and improved by the immigrants alluded to are now again for sale, and their proprietors anxious to return again to their first loved along the fertile hill-side, and beautiful vallies, smi¬ ling beneath the bright skies and free air ofthe North. On this subject I shall take occasion tn wrjto more fully and deliber¬ ately hereafter.
Claiming- the Law's Allowance ' Mr.
Brown,' said a constable to this ubiquitous personage the other day, 'how many cows do you own'!*
' Why do you askl'
'Because I wish to levy on them,'was the prompt rejoinder.
'Well let me see.' said Mr. B. abstracted¬ ly; 'how many cows iloes the law allow, mel'
' Two.'
' Two,' said Mr. B. with good natured astonishment—' well, if the law allows me two, I wish It would make haste, and send the oiher along, as I havn't but one."
05* It was Sunday morning—and a rough looking, but full congregation had assembled to listen to their pastor's elo quent dissertation upon piety and 'equal rights.' In the midst of the sermon, a denizen of lhe town rushed breathlessly into their midst, with the intelligence that a vessel had stranded on the beach nearby and was fast going to pieces. The audi- (who were known to a man as' wreckers') rushed for the door—and the spoils !
'Hold! my friends'—.shouted the par¬ son—as he quietly seized his hat—' hold! —be patient—be calm, one moment, and listen to tho words of advico Observe'— (and the Rev. gentleman still urged his way towards tho door(—' be quiet ono moment longer—control your passions'— and having reached the door, ie bolted ahead—with tho Iinal exclamation—' note lei's have a.fair start!'
Attorney at LaU),
rkFFICE Removed to Centre Stjiiare
^-' on llie West side, 2  doors  from   Wesi King Street.
Laneaslcr, April 3,1815. 3in*-19
SQ^^ L, iriniiyjuyj.ir's .      Attorney at Law.
HAS remoTcd his oflice to SOUTH QUKEN STREIBT, two doors below Ihe Lancaster. Bank, in the Houae formerly u'cciipied by Mrs. Dr. Carpenter. April 2, 1815. 31.18
Attoniey at Law,
OFFICE Centre Square, next door to the Lancaster Bank. April 2.1845.
tf.18
[AS Ho B^]gIE©W]SS=
Attorney at, Law.
rkFFICE ill South Queeu Street, 3rd
^-^ door below Jacuh Huber's Hotel. April 2,1845. 4t'»I8
WELlLIAMlriiMKEMS, Attorney at Law.
|TAS removed his oflice to the Mar-
¦•¦¦- kot Square, in ihc Oliice lately occnpied by Mr. Findley, and adjoining the Oflice of Israel Carpenter Esq.
April 2,18 5. Cl-18
]Vew Airansement.
n|^HE subscribers   liaY|g associated
-*• together for the Iransoction pf a general Dry Goods and Grocery Business, stthe stand formerly occopied hy Hamersly & Richards, in Centre Square. Lancaster, where they have now on hand and will constantly keep a large and general asfort. menl ofGoods adapted to the seanon, which they will dispoae of at a very small sdvance on Phila¬ delphia prices. They respectfully solicit a con¬ tinuation oflhc patronage so liberally extended to the lale6rm.
tUTHER RICHARDS. ; ELLIS L. HAMERSLY. Lancaeter February 12.1845. ifll
PROTECTIOA
AGAINST LOSS BY FIRE.
¦'  '¦ • THE (il]!BBERli5P mLEY mutual Protei^tion Company,
INCORPOR-\TKD by the legisla- .. . ture,and-rnpiflly i^xtendinj; its.bcncniB/offers greater inducements on accuunt of chcapiiesp uf insurance and certainly nf paymenl in case of lost than any oilier company ur mode of insurance known, cxvept ihuae incorporated on the sunic principle.
The terma and prirclcgci nf mrmhers cnn be known by calling on SAM'L P. STKURETT, rr, gliding in Mount Joy, tUc agent appoinlcd by saiii Companv for Lannaster County.
Feh. ID. 1845^ ^_ tf.l2
'~\VATCIIES,'WATCnES AM) JEWELRYIIl
.tttorney at Late,
COLUMBIA, PA.
¦OUSINESS in the Courts of Lan-
•*-* easier and York counties, >nd in any of the Deparlments of Slaie, at llcrnsburg, will meet with prompi atlention.
OfRce in Locust street, opposite his residence, and a few doors east oflhc Bank.
Jan. 8. 1845. 3.ti».6
Attorney at Late,
f\ ffers his professional services to tlie
" public generally.    He cen he found atany limo either at the olGee of K. C. Reignri. Esq., in VVest King street, or at his olBco in East Orange alrcet, next door to lhe Fire Insurance ofiire. Lancasier, Octoher 23, 1844. .47if
W. CARPENTER,
SURVEYOR k CONVEYANCER, ©ffice (latfe of tnr Jilarftet ?6oufle,
.A few doors from the InteUigencer & Journal OlTice, Lancaster.
CONVEYAW-CING,
GKORGE HECKERT.
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From Dr. Fuller's Counzcls and Catttionsl Be not too free and open in conversa¬ tion, however pleasant thou mayst seem to company;   perhaps they  may   contemn heal I—so that if you should leave onc  in I thea, yea and mischief theo too afierwards
the fire an hour, it wouldn't burn "Whal," said the fellow, "won't my hat burn, if I should go to slick it into thatare grate!" "Burn' bellowed SchafFer, star¬ ing in his peculiar manner, "to ba sure the salamander Ivdts never burn! What will you bet, now, tljat my hat won't burn 1" said the fellow, .faking off his hat and ex¬ amining it. "Betl" said Schatier. "1 never bet! yet, as T am positive in this case, I shall bet a glass of pop, Ihat that hat las it is a salamander hat) won't burn if you should leave il in Ihe fire (iro minutes.'' "You'll bet that my hat won't burn, ifl should go lo poke it in that are grate 1"— "Yes," replied Schafler. "Done" said the other, and, immediately thrusting his hat into the grate, (which was well filled with lehigh) he had the satisfaction of see¬ ing it consumed in less time than it was stipulated in the bet; while he was preven¬ ted from rescuing it by the company, who affii med that they would see no cheating in the matter, and that the hat should re¬ main the appointed time. After the hat was consumed, Schaffer turning round, said in a melancholy manner, "Here, landlord, give the young gentleman aglass of pop—I've lost my bet."
The following maxim is worthy of con¬ sideration about these days:—' Climb not too hish, lest you fall; lie not on the ground, lest you be trampled on. Con- .sider yoursalf jis safest when your own legs I beer you'.'
(Ij»The Susquehanna is not now in navigalile order for rafts and arks. The usual freshet will occnr in May, when a large supply of lumber is et- peeled.—Columbia Spy.
Fortitude. — GBntlemen, fortitude.— Faint nol—lag not—keep your courage and go on. Givo up to-day because a lion is in your path, and the veriest bugbear on earlh will scare you to death to-mor¬ row. Death has swept away every friend you had—not one is left to weep with you. Have forliliide. Another year will find you surrounded by those who love you.— The sea has buried your treasure—the fire hjis devoured yourilwellings. Fortitude— and you will secure property again. Ynur bosom companions have proved treacher- ous*-they heap vile abuse upon your name—to the winds of heaven they spread your faults and foibles. Have courage, and the slanders will die away. A twelve¬ months henco, and the grave ofall of them will be dust.
You are out of busineiis, sick and desti¬ tute, wilh none to speak an encouraging word,—Have forlitude—bear up manfully and your sorrow.s, pains, and aii.YietieS will disappear. Fight hard against depressed spirits, and dull melancholy thoughts and forebodings.
" In stmg^Iin; with misf.irtunes, Lies the proof of virtue."
saysShak.speare; andso you will find. You had belter die than lose your good spirits; for while you live you willbe but a dunce, and a bone for every lubber to pick at.— Thevery brutes will shun you nr stop to give you a bite as you pass along.—Port¬ land Tribune.
Benefits op Adtektising.—The follow¬ ing from a New York leiter of the Charles- Ion Courier, shows the benefits arising from adverlising extensively, as it is well known that venders of patent medicines have pursued the plan with great success:
"Brandreth, with his pills, has risen from a poor man to be a man of extensive for¬ tune.—He has now at Sing Sing a three story factory for grinding his medicines.— Aloes are carted into it by the ton,aBd whole cargoes of the pills aredespatched to every part of the Union, and down every body's throat. He has expended thirty-five thou¬ sand dollars in a single year for advertising. Comstock began wilh nothing, but by crowding his patent medicines, has beeu able lo purchase one of the first housos in Union Place.andgivesinagnificentsoirces. suppers, kc. JMoffataddlngbilters to pills, has run up a handsome fortune of nearly $300,000. Sherman, taking the lozenge line, has emerged from his lilile shop in Nassau slreet, into a buyer of lols and hou¬ ses by the wholesale. I need not mention Sv/ain, of Philadelphia, who, by pouring his panacea into people's stomachs, can af¬ ford to buy a. single pearl head band fur his daughter worth $^,000—to prove that we arc a pill-eating and bitter-drinking peoplo! Your literary man will starve in his garret, while your pill maker will emerge from his garret into a palace."
Look not before thee, behind thee, and on overy side, when thou speakest: nor be in so great fear to be taken in thy words, that thou darest not tell what o'clock 'tis, if one ask thee.
Beware of being too much obliged by great rnen. They w'll be apt to impose hardships upon thee. It may prove such a slavery, as Ihou canst not easily gel out of. -
If Ihou carelessly or willfully disappoint- est another, thou must do him damage.— But at the same time thuu hurtest thyself more : for Ihou sellesl thy credit to retieem thy uneasiness.
.Keep thy distance lo superiors in such a manner, as to be ralherbeloved than slight¬ ed: and seem to walk rather humbly than sneakingly wilh them.
Endeavor not lo make mighty appear¬ ances, and seem belter, greater and wiser than thou really art; lest thou be examined, and stripp'd, and rendered less than thou shouldst be.
Know the secrets of Ihy estale; how much Ihou art able, and how much thou oughtest to spend. But live not at the ut¬ most; save somelhing to pay for misfor¬ tunes.
Provide againsi the beginnings of evils: for those disorders which are at first but litlle, gather strength in tractof time and grow unmanageable.
Speak not ill of any: if thou doest it in his absence, it's the property of a base coward to stab a man behind'his back: if to his face, 'lis adding affront to scandal.
Its more prudent to pass by trivial offen¬ ces, than to quarrel for them. By the las! perhaps thou wilt not be even with thy ad¬ versary: but by the first thou art above him.
Exercise thyself in tbe expecialion of evils :-eo while the mind pleasoth itself in thinking I am not thus yet, it preparelh itself against it may be so.
DIE
DENTIST,
GTILL continues to perform all ope-
^ rations upon the teclh, and upon terms to suit the limes.
omce NORTH QUEEN STREET, oppositr KaulTmon'b Hotel.
Lancaster, April 9, 1845. if-ID
DJIS. EtY & J.4MES PAHRT.
D R I\' T IS T S ,
r< ONTINUE to perform alloperations
'-^ on lhe Teclh; Ofiiee between the Hotels o' Duohman (now Wilwer'd) and Swopo, in East KioF St., Laneaslcr.
Jnly 3,1844.     if-Sl
Br. P. S. J-an Patten, Benlisl',''
¥ S now in the City and can be con-
-*• suited as usual—Office al Mrs. Mayer's hoard¬ ing heuHc. Norlh Queen aireel, near lhe railroad. Lan-Junnnry 29,1845. tfS
Jnst Opened,
or* DOZEN Hemstitched Linen and
<"" other Cambric Hdkfs. al    '
D. HO.STETTER'S N^ew Store, next door to J. V. Heinitsh Se Son, East KinfT Sirecl. /   Ap.9.    il-I9
mm mimm.
i%gh ^ S I D E S   best   Baltimore,
**"" Sp.inish Sole leather (rolled.) IOO   "    Baughei's, Span'ii       "        20cts. 50 bush, pegs, 35 sizes S2 S.5 per bush.
600   •=    Sparables, 10 ers.
ALSO, On hand and constantly making..a large usort. ment of Lasis, Boot'trees, Crimpirig lioardr, Fi'iid- inge, Morocco, Bindings, Linings, Upper Galf- Kkins, Kip, Harness, Skirting. -Bridle',- Belloirs, Strap Se Chaise leather. Saddler's skins and.Sheep skins with the wnol on. all of nhich will be sold at reduced prices by
H. C. LOCHER, AifcnU March 2G. 1845. 2ui-17
¦nSK^^ ^^S^. ^SP Q3 1:12 L^ S3 3 'jHIE largest and most splendid as-
surlment of Watches in the Cily. is to hc found at the subscribers, as he is constantly reeciv. 'ng all descripiions cf
Gold and Silrcr Watches,
ofthe newest nyles. frum the mannfaciurcis in England, France, and Switzerland, he is enabled lo offer a larger assortment and at much leva prices, st Reinil, than any other house in America. Gold Watches as low as 20 to 25 Dollars each.
Watihes and Jewelry exchanged or bnnght.
.Ml Watches warranted to keep good time or the money returned. Watches and Jewelry repaired in the best manner and warranted, hy the best workmen.and much lower thnn atany olher plecr. Gold and Silver Pcneils, Gold Chainn, Keys, and Ladies' Bracelets, Pins,and Sterling Silver Spnons, SilvcrCups, Forks, &e.,for sale very low.
G. C. ALLEN,
Importer of Watches and Jewelry, Wholesal andRct-iil. No,30 Wall St., New Vork, (u p slairs
N. Y. February 5, 1845. 3m.l
iOiOOO APPLE and PERCIM-
MO.N blooknfor la»ts, (run 12 to 14 inches long 5 inches Ku'e en tliree sides for which 2} cenir per block will In? paid. 1 will exchange 50 sides ut .befll SpuiiiHli Miile Iur li°lil cle-.iii Slatiijhicr sole' pound for pound—.\LSO—10 or 15 lioisc hide? in lhe ronpli iu exchange for cole.
A hoy 15 or 16 years of age. of gnod charac¬ ter, desirous of lenruiiig lhe Liisl&Buot Iree ma- king, will hear ol' a good Kitiiation hy applying! to II. C. LOCHER. Agent.
AL.rch 26, lS4o. 2m.I7
I" ISr OF LETTERS remaining in
It-A the Posl Office at Lnmpeter
Conraud Kramer, Jnsi-ph Landers,C^mr-ind Betx .Susanna Suell. S;irah Danre. Susan Suell M Eliot, Jacob Brcnciiiati, Jacob Eekmnn, Andrew Kenne
dy Martin bakr p, m,
Aprd,2, 184-"., 3t»18
Just Opened,
^f\ DOZEN Parasols and Sunsliades,
r^^ as low as 37-i cents nnd np, at
D. HOSTETTER'S New Store, Easl King Street. April 9,1815.  tf-19
Embroidering: Patterns
ANn
gil?[MlYll  W'@iaiTi©,
Afresh   and  handsome  assortmenl just received and lor sale hy
Mrs. UECKERT. Nortii Queen Street, Lancasler. April 2. 1845. If-
nmmm am slsquemnna ramoad.
MORNING TRAIN Bettveen t'ork and Columbiat,
Ch.VKACTF.R   indicated  by the LAtTGH.—
The following paragraph is from the Feb¬ ruary niimbor of Blackwood :
'-How much of character is there in a laugh !—You know no man until you havo heard himlaugh—till you know when and how he tvill laugh. There are oc¬ casions—there are humors—when a man wilh whom we have been long familiar, shall quite startle and repel us by bjcepking out into a laugh which comes njMfestly right from his heart, and yet iW|h we had never heard before. Even iiwair la¬ dies with whom I have been much pleased I been have "remarked the same thing.— And as in many a heart a sweet angel slumbers unseen till some happy momenl awakens it. so ihere sleeps often in gra- cious'andla'miable characters, deen in the background, a quite vulgar .spirit, which starts into life when something rudely comical penetrates into the less frequented chambers of  the mind.'
My first is everything; my second more than every thing; and my whole is not quite as much.—-ail-jiost.
^N and after S.VTURDAY, the 14th
^-^ of Derember. a Passenger Troin will leave TTork DAILY.[Sunday excepted] al 7 j o'clock A. M-, for Columbia, and returning will start from Columhia 8J o'cloek A, M., thus aSording a con^ nection w|th hoth the morning and evening trains to Lancaster and Philadelphia,
N.B.The adernoon train runs as usual to and from Baltimore.
D. C. H. BORDLEY, Agent.
Deocmbor 18, 1844. if 3
TO   PERSONS
Commencing: Housekeeping.
T^HE subscriber -would call the at-
.:*- tention of those personb who arc preparing ur Housekeeping, to his slock of
HARDWARE, CUTLERY A.\D CEDAR-W.IRE,
As most of his goods have been purchased within the last six months, hc can oifer greal induce¬ ments to purrhasers, who arc invited to call and examine his stock.
M. O. KLINE, Between KauITinan's and Michael's Hotels, North
Queen Sireel, Lancaster.
Dee. 4,1844. tf-l
MISS IWAR-Sr E. TRAXVa,
OESPECTFULLY INFORMS hei
¦-•' Friends ond the publio generally, that fhi intends opening shortly a
MIlllNERYAND TRIMittnG STORE,
oppofite M. R. Witwei's Hotel, lormerly Duch. man's, in East King Street, Lancaster.
March 2C. 1845. If. 17
RonzAir oehaent.
I" ONDON ROMAN CEMENT ol
*-^ » superior qualily, for sale by the barrel oi less quantity at
JOIIN F. LONG'S, Drug Se Chemical store, Nu 8 North Queen St. March 26, 1845. lf-17
FABINKA O0I>0air£ 'WATXtR.
JUST   RECEIVED   a supply ol Genuine Fariuna Cologne Water. 'For sale ai JOHN K. LONG'S Drug Se Chemical store. No 8 North Queen Sl. March 26, 1845, lf.17
LICBTT" Ar JfIeAEAI?S,
(Late D.ivid A. Donnelly's)
TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT.
At tlie Old Stand, on East King Slreet. OENJAMIN LICHTY & DANIEL
"^ McNEAL, having entered mio articles oi co^parinersiiip, rpspectfully itiforrn their friendfi. unii ihc friends and customers of the lale David A- Dunnelly, that they are prepared to cxeruti oil ordcn iu their line of businesn at the ahorlesi notire. «nd on terms the moat reasonable.
Usvin^ receWcd the Siirinj Fashiona ihoy fee! aatisGcd ol* being able to afiurd perfecl Baliafuc* tion to Ml wha may favor ihcm with their custom'
CoalB, Pants. Vests, CIoakB, OvBrcoats,. &.r. made in tho mosl fashionable and durable style.
Mr. McIVcal having had considerable cxperi ence in the best shops of the Flaslern cities, I'eeW anxiouEi to attend lo the friends ano customers ol lhe lalc Mr. Donnelly.
Work wilinot only bc ifcelldono, but speedily A full anit of clothes wilt be made at a day's no tico, if required, and made well. ^
The now firm confidoiilly trust they w[n he able
to merit a ciiniinu:iDcc of the ex'remely  liberal
patronagfo extended lo ihc late Mr. Donnelly.
Feh. 19, 1845. lf-12
DO NOT DELAY!—Consumption, Spilling Blood. Ohslinnt. Coughs and Sore Throal, Pain in the Breast, Difficulty in Breath¬ ing, BronchiliH.Aslhms. Whooping Coueh, Croup, Palpiiation of the Heart, Weak.Nerves, Liver Complaiot and diseased Kidneys, are ail radically cured, by THOMSON'S CC).MPbUND STRUP OF TAR AND WOOD NAPHTHA. PriceSO cenls, six bottles for 93 50. Bcwsre of immita- tions. J. GISH.
Dear the Post OfSce, Lancaster,
vaonAB SFxiBxira's
UMBRELLA .f n (f Parasol
South Qiieen Street, Lancaster.
THE   FIRST   FBAME   HOTTSE   SOUTH   OF   THE COURT HOUSE,
'1\/'HERE lie has on hanti a good as-
' ' sortment of UMBRELLAS and PARA¬ SOLS, Whipsand Canes,WhaIebone,Corset Bone, Whalebone for ladies' dresses. Together wTlh a variety of other useful arlicies. Every article will be warranted to br of the bes; quality, and at the very lowest prices.
N. B.. Omhrellas and Parasols covered and re aired in lhe beat manner, and with nearness and despatch.
'Oct. !8, 1345,
CARRIAGE MAKING.
THE Subscriber, late of the firm of Cox & Mowery, has removed his Ftorkcon- sistingof ready made and parlly 6nished tJnrringes, &.C. to Giiflt Duke street between the Farmer'.^ Bank and Luihcran Church, on the same aide of lhe sircet ivith theChurcli, where hc intenda to carry on (he Carriage Mnking Business in nil it? various branches, ilc will make lo order vehicles ofall deucrlptiuns; HUch a^
Sarouchesj Buggies,
 SOCRA^fAY WAGONS,
mD FANCY CARRIAGES
jf all kinds and paltern.o. All work done nt his establishment will be warranled to hc nf the best ni.ileriaU and finished in a superior olyle. Re- {idirin^ ofall kinds will be done at the Bhortest notice. The subscriber respflctfully invites lhe citizens of Lancaster county, who are in want of 1 new cnrriogf* of any pBllern or style, lo call at Kis establishment, where ihey cannot fail nf being* juited, and at prices to suit the limps.
GKORGE B. MOWERV, April 3.184-1. tri_8
BALDKES& AND LOSS OF HAIR, JS caused by awantofliealthy action
¦¦-oflhc vesseln which throw off lhe pcrsfiiralion from the head. When these vestels aro weak or ^liseaficd, the pcrxpiraiion is thjclc and clammy md adheres In lhe mouths of (he pnrcsnnd idogs them up, and dries and fortUH scurf or dandruff.— Less blood its then carried to the jootn of the hair, tnd for want of which the hair has noi b iflicient nourishment, and cunscqucnlly hccumcs dry and liarsh. and begins jfiacn'iibly lo fall off which con- tinuing to increase c'/eniually produces baldness.— Restore the capillary ve^bela of (hc head lo their former liealthy lirirulaliori, and a fine silky new hair will mako its appearance which wil! increase in qnantity and volume until their hair becomes thick and healthy.
Javne's Haul Tonic isthe only preparatiim thai has ever been known tu province new Hair nn Raid Heads, uhich has dune in innumerable instancep ind will seldom tail, if properly and perseveringly uscd^
Prppared only hy Dr. D. Jayne, No. 29, South Third street, Philadelphia.
Forsaleat JOHN F. LONG'S
Dm J and Chemical St-irc Ni>- 8, Nortli Queen st.,
Lancaster. March 12,1545.
TOILET ARTICLE S.
A SAFE, pleasant and certain cure for FrecklfH, Pimples. Tan, Sunburn, Molh. Teller, Ringworm and other obstinate aHeclione •if the skin, removing every impurity, und yivinp
10 tne complexion a clearness truly beautiful, and may he ii?eil without the least dnnger on [he most Jclicat^ skin, and is nUo a refresliing wash in warm weatheror in travellincr
Glenn's Indian Ilair Oil. This elegant prcpuraiion i? a comptmnd of ereal value  for  promoting (he growth and preserring the huir; it nouriahen  the   roolH, ihereby causing
11 to grow with vigor, preventing its fulling ont jr turjiing grey, and at ihe same time removing the dandrufi*, which frequently is lhe cause of ilt- fulling out. To those who havo lost their Hair by jirknet'S or any otlier cause, except old age, llis confidently r»:commended; it gives glofsmess to the hair, nnd has the properly of makin,^ it dark, -ind is well calculated for those pcrsuns whcte heir is beginning to turn grey.
Glenn's Aromatic Rose Tooth Paste.
Thia pleaxant and truly cf!ic»cioiiB dentrifice it> prepared from ingredieniB perfACtty harmltas', it '{ives a pearly whiteness to the Tettli, firmncKs (u :he gums and fragrancy :o ihc breath, removing incipient decay and preserving the (eeth pnertu- ally. It itJ much used anil recommended by Den lists. Being put up in neat CMua boxes, in n so¬ lid form, il is nul liable to wqsta ompill, and is Tree from the grit of Tuoth powder in general. Glenn's Indian Hair Dye,
"Warranted to change grey or red hair to s handsome brown or black, without injury to the hair, and may hc used wilh perfect safely. To those who have become prematurely grey i( U in¬ valuable, and to gentlemen who are troubled with grey whisker*;, ii is strongly recommended; the color produced ip naiural, and wiil not rub off. Michan^v's Freckle   Wash,
.\ complete remedy for Freckles, invented by Dr. Michaux, a distinguished physiiian ofthe Ust century. The proprietor has every confidence in it as a superior preparation for the purpose dc- •«igned, und mny be used without the least eaution for pimples and other ELfTectioQE of the skin; it ik acertain cure.
Glenn's unrivalled Saponaceous  Compound for Shaving.
To gcnllemen who shave themaclves, this article is ofTerod with great confidence, as equal if nol riuperior to any other shaving soap in use. For a delightful and consiftent lalher, which will nnl dry upon the face or irritate the moat delicate skin for lhe ease and comfurl il gives to tlte often trou¬ blesome operation of shaving, rendering it Kur- p^singly easy, this compound is recommended-— tl is equally eKectual in warm ur cohl water, and aAer uiiing i(, the face is left aofl and pleasant, and entirely free from irriiaiion and roughness, often caused by the uvc of strong alkaline aoap* and shaving creams. This compound is pleasant¬ ly perfumed and put up in neat China boxes, an¬ swering all the purposes of a shaving box, and on trial will [>o found very economical and cunvcni¬ ent—a gnod shave ami no hetter.
The above articles have been sold very exten sively  by thb subsrriber for many years, and are conscientiously   recommended   to  the puhlic   as preparations of. real and substaniial value—a sin. gle trial will eonvincc the ni.oB> aceptical that thei' good qualities arc nut overrated.   Preparrd hy L. W. GLENN. Manufacturer nf Perfumery, Cosmetirs, Fa-  ;y SoapB, &c„ ^o. 82 South 3rd street, Phibdeli. ia and for sale wholesale and retail by
J. F. HEINITSH & SO". Eaji King street, Lancastr    Pa. May 29.1844. y.i2
Have yon a Coiig:li?
DO  not neglect it; ihousands have meia. premaiure death for the want ofa Utile aitenlion lo a Common Cold.
Have vou a cough7-DR. JaYNE'S EXPECTORANT, a tafo medical pjescriptioB containing uo poi.ionous drugs, and used in an extensive piaclice for several jeiiTS, wiH mosl poBilively afford relief, and save you from that aw ful disease, Pulmonary Consumplion, which annu- ally sweeps into the grave hundreds of the young lhe old, lhe fair, lhe lovely and the gay.
HAVE YOTJ A COUGH?—Bc persuaded t. purchase a bottle of the EXPECTORANT. To day I to murrnw may be tno Iatc.
HAVE YOU A COUGH?—JAYNE'S EX- PECTORANT is ihc only remedy you should lake to cure you.
For ihis plain reason, that tn no unc nflhe thou¬ sand cases where il has been used has it failed to relieve.
Prp.pnrcd and  sold by DR. JAYNE.  No. 20 Souih Third Slreet, Fhiladelphia.    For Sale et JOHN F. LONG'S Drug and Chemical Stoic No. 8 North Queen St, Lan.
.Miirch. 19. 184.5. tf-IS
HAVE you pain i IB a vigorous ciTorl
?   Be thankful.   It
vigorous effort of Nature to throw ofi morbi5o matter. From what rday (ha morbific mutter aiise? Fio-'n a bruise, or unwholesome air which bus Ikjconie mixed with the blBodj not in corporatcd in it, bul which is liable to taint tht whole mass if not speedily removed. Or the paii: may arise from bilo which has bccomo hard, ranaid. putrid, in consequence uf Uie want of power in llu proper urgttna to discharge it. THE Tain which! so pRiiiiiTENB rEoFLi: is only the symptoms uf thi eflorlB of Nature, (or ihe vital principle of tho bloiid) lo EXTKi- the PECCANT br LMPURE. mattor, whirh would otherwise dcMroy the human fabric. Al diiicaseM arc of the solids or fluids, or liuih. VVhcti we hdvc p-ijiu in our head, or in our foot, in oui throat or In our back or uowels, let ua but be sat isfied thul i( i* produced by the efforts ofour blooc to throw OUl morbific matter, and if this be so, i we cm hut jhc'ieve oud uiider&lund this, our car< will be cai-y and peufrally sure. For our coursi- will then tc to help Naluteto throw off the inorbic- maitcr, not to lake away the hlood. For the blooii EVERV DltOP WE HAVE IS REQUIRED TO INSUHK ULTIM.\TE HEALTH lo lhe body. WP must NOT LOSE A DROP; neither muat we nse any medicines internally which an nol i»ertecily harmless, if applied externally loth* body. So wc must noi use any of the pr«para lions nf inertury, neither muat we uae any vegetubh medicine of CORROSIVE POWER.
In order to discriminate between Truth,' which . is elernal, and conjecture, which is ltV<^ a trnniient vipion, we muMt be guided by the ligh of EXPE RIENCE. Tn whuldoes experience direct? Tt the FREE USE OF DR. BRANDHETil'P PiLLS in all cascH of bodily suffering. As thif> advice is followed. SO WILL THE HEALTH OF THE BODY BE. The writer han long oaed :hem and has never f'lund them fail uf imparting relief. In all acute diKeascs let Brandreih Pili^ and mild diet be used, and the patient wiU sot)n bi restored to good heailh. In chronic coroplainti' let the Pills he iiHcd as (ifien as convenient. - bt whieh means lhe vitaUly of ihc hlood will be im¬ proved, and .1 crisis will bc gennrally brought tb'Uit; the dmcnse t)etng changed lo scuic, a fevv large doses of Pills anda few days confinement t« the housp, will change the chronically di-seasei individual lo a Kuund man. This 19 no figure o ihc imiTginniion; proved hy a thousand matter-of foct mm who huve experienced it. REMEEBER in all cases of diBcnsc. no matter whether it be a: cold or rough; wheiher it be nsihma or consump tion; wheiher it be rheumatism or pleurisy whether it be lypus ur fever and ague, or billiou.'- 'cver; crnmp or whooping congh or meafleit; whelhor It hc scarlet .^cvcr or amall pox ; the Pilh known as Urandreth's Pill?, will surely do mort than all lhe medicines ul the Drug Siorea fur youi rc^toiaiion to health and whatis more uill surely do you no harm.
TRUST TO »R.\NDRETH'3 PILLS, tak* (hem so as to produce a brisk cffjtt, andyou -iicknes.o \\ill be the aff-ir of a ilny or two, whil»- ihose who nrc loo wise to folintr this cbmmoni&enKt advice will bc ifick fur mnnth!>: Lel ihe sick en qu:rc of the agents for Brniidreiirs Pills wheihc thesB tliing.s bc so or not. Let them enquirt iraong their friends and nak the same qnci^lion — Verely if EVIDENCE iu wanted it shall bc pio- duccd.    ToiheSiek. Ict me say uar the
BRANDf^DTH'S PILLS Is the heat advice man can give you
Sold   al   Dr.  Brandreih's  principnl  office, 2U Broadway; (!;i74 Bowrry and 241   Hudson st. Dr Brandreth's rclaii  oJIicet;) al  2."i cents   per   box. wilh full directions in lhe  Ei glish. Spaniah, Pur. tugucHO aud French Inngungcp. AGENTS Eor Eancaster County, ZAHM & JACKSON. Lancaster, duml. Holl, Earlville, A. E. Ruhertfl & Co., New Hoil.md, N, L Plank, nn road from Waynesburg lo Walerluo A. C. Buyers, Sun and Halville, Peler Haldcimm, Columbia, Smoker & Walker, Williainslown, John Pusey, ('hcalnul Level, John Ringwall Churchtown, Adam Campbell, EPzahethlown, M.B. Landis, Waphmgton, Jacob B. Tsehudy, Litiz, John Herr. Safe Harbor, Moaes Eby, Intercourse, Jolm Siouffer, Petersburg, Elias Rohrer, Strasburg, A. K. Witmer, Paradise. S. Bombergtr, Monnt Joy, Jacob CharUa, Willow street, Wm. Duchman, &. Co., Earl township, Jacob Bear, Mnrlic tp, Samuel Hull, Manor tp. Bushong & Myers, Reamslown, John Hall. Drumore. John Auxer, Esq., Marietta, Geo, B. Shobcr, VVarwick, Benj, Urban, Cimcstoga Centre, Jacub Stouffer, Wesl Hempfield, Peter Good, Ctcrnorvnn township, Henry Sioek, Martickville, Kirk & Hamilton, Oak Hill, Pennoek Mamhall. Penn Hill,
Observe thai each Ageni has an engraved ccrti 5cato of Agency, containing a representation of Dr. Brandreth^s Monofactory at'Sing Sing, and u;ion which also will be seen exact copies of the new labels now used upon the Brandreth Pill Boxes.
BENJ'N BRANDRETH, M. D, Feb, 96. 1845.
Tlu he$t meihod for the Abolition of Disseas^ cleanse.and purify the Budy. WRIGHT'S
INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS
OF  THE
Aorlh American College ofBealth
Are now acknowledged to be the bentMedicineU
lhe world for the cure of
EVEKY VARIETY OF DISEASE
BECAUSE they completelycleaDse the stomach ¦ and bowel, from tlioae bilious and corrupt hu. fXibr. wliich are the cause not only of Headdclio 6i<idiaei>8, Pulpitation of the Heart, Faine in tha BonesiRhenmatiim and Guul, but ofevery mala dyincidenlto man.
SAID INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS Are ft cerlain care fortntermitient, remittent,ncr- rooa, inflaiiimaioiylind'iiotridFeversibecaaaelbey clsansethebody from those morbid humors, which irhen confined to iho circulalion, are thecauiaof 4U kinda of '
¦ ,.'; -.;.;   .:.   FEVERS. . So;«feo,wbentheBaine imjnirity is doposltedor Lbeinenibraneaiid.muscle,cau<ingpains,inflainraa- Hiuns lind ssyeiiinss, called
HUEUMATis.W, GOUT, See., rhe Indian Vegeioble Pills mp.y be relied on aia'- iY'ays.verlaia lo give reiief,and if persevered with According to directions, will most assuredly, ant'- win II) a short time so compleiely rid the boil* Icom everything that ia oppo.ed to henlth, ths-. Elhf^umiitisiii, Gout, and pain ofevery descciptio i will be literally
DRIVEN FROM  THE BODY. Fur lhe sainb reason, when, from sudden chanjiH of atmos|iherp,urauyothRr canse, the perapiraii..ii ia chocked, and the hamors which should pass mT oy the akin are thrnwn inwardly causing IIE.iDACIIE, GIDDINESS, ^}au8ca and sickness, pain in the  bones, wati ly ind inflatiied eyes throat, hoarseness, coughs, cm:. ¦¦iumptions,- rhcatnatic pains in various parts of il:*; bndv, and many oihcr symplone of CATCHING COLD, THE INDIAN VEGITaBLE PILLS will   mi- rinbly give iininediate rciief.'  From three ta.:. ivithout  fail, make  a perfect euro of the a':u\.: painful tnalsdies.   From ihreo or six ofsaid Imli^ii Vegitable Fills taken every night on going to h> ! 'taiil Fills lakon every night on going to bed, t,:: j ma short lime, nol ouly remove all the abovr nti- ploftsant symptoms, bul the body will, in a iO'-: t itme,be resiored to. eveii sounder health tban b'.r.ru The same may be said of ASTHMA. OR DIFFICULT REATUIN-;.
The Indiiin Vegetable Pills nill loosen anu cr. ryoff by the'slomoch and bowels those ts'tiuri phlegiiiy humors, whiclistop np theair cells ¦•!' i:..< lungs, and are the cause notonly cf theabove I'.i-. tressing complaint, but when neglected,often ;i.. minatesin that nill moro dreadful malady ca'.ii>.' CONSUMPTION. Itshoaldalso he remembered that the Ir.fli i\ Vegelable Pills are a certain cure for
PAIN IN THE SIDE Oppression, nausea, and sickness, lossof apt"' ''^ MstiveneSB, a yellow tinge of the skin nn.l t \ •¦: ind every other symplom of a torpid or .iii .'¦¦'. itaieof the liver; becaase they purge fimr ;;¦¦< body those iinpurities which ifdepnsitcd iij-f't. il.i importantorgan, are the cause ol every vaiirrv -i LIVER COMPLAINT. When a Nation is convlilsed by Riots. Oii!. breaks and Rebellion, the only auro means <•! prt- venlingthe dreadful consequences of a
CIVIL WAR is toexpel all traitors, and evildisposed ones f.'"i:i the Couniry.
In like maiincr, when pain or sickness c f" kind indicate that the body is struggling will ternal foes, the true remedy la to
EPPEt ALL MORBID HUMORS. (Traitorss to life,} and HEALTHWILL BE 11! iZ t^ERTAlN RESULT.
Thatthe Principle ofcuring disease,by Cle-!: '::; and purifyiiig th» body, is strictly in accori.-'ii a withthe Laws whicb govern lhe animalecoi. i .y and if properly carried outby the use oi tbo a".i'V:i named    .
INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS, Willeertainly result in the complete AhoUiii r, / Oiaiaaif, wooHer the following tesiimonials, :.-. m persons of the highesl respectability in New Yt.r'.i ¦vho haAB recently been cured ofthe mostolip! u.r.i , '^oinplMlnts,ei>Icly by the nso of WaioHT's Ii ;h ¦ , Vegatable. Pillb OF the -. •
XORTH AiMERICANCOLLEGEOFHEAl/!... Jamaica, L. I. June 9lh, 18 i!. Doctor William Wright—Dear Sir—It is v in ireat satisfaciion thatl inform you of my hi.. i.:-; been entirrely cured of Dyspepsia, of iivo i <: ,'i <landing, bythe useof your IKDIAN VE&K'!. BLF PILLS.
Previous lo meetingwith yonr celebrated n-' i';- =incs,J  had beeri anJer the hands of several 1 !; v •icians' and had tried various medicines; bul i:: m ao effcel. After using one 25 tent box ofyour 1 i;; i liovaver, I experienced go much benefit, that I i > •loltied to persevere in theuseofthem accortlirc ii pirections,'which I am happy to state, has reso i. d ina perfect cure. In gratitude loyouforthe g ..; benefit I have received, and also in the hofe; r . "•'"B similarly afflicted may be induced torn  \ irialof youreilraordinary medicine.   Isend '.,  i ihisstatement wiih fiillliberly topublish these    .. ifyou think' proper.      •   Yours, <fcc. Nrw York, Jnne 19,1841.       Q. C. BLAC •:. To Mr. Richard Dennis,Agentfor Wnghfeind:   ;. Vegetable Pills, No. 288 Greenwich »t. K. Y. DearS.ii^-jrAtyourrecommendation,! sometii  .* «iiice made trial of WRIGHT'S INDIAN VE( STABLE PILLS of the Norlh Ameiican Collei ¦. of Health; and can conscientiously assert, that ii . PURIFYING THE BLOOD. AND REJiOVA riNG THK SYSTEM,  I   have received   mori, bcneHi from their use, than  from any oiher medi. .line ilhasherelofore beenmy good fortoneio meej with.   I am, dear sir, with many thanks, yout of-. Uge    riend, CHARLES M. TATE,
No. 60 Hammersly si. New York. \fr. Richard Dennis, agenlfor Wright's Indian Vegelable Pills. Dear Sir—I have been afHicied Jor several year with inward weakness and general debiliiy,accoin- panied at times wilh pain in the side and oihcr dis¬ lrcssing complaints.   Alter  having tried varioua medicines wilhout efibci, I was   persuaded Ly a friend to make trial of Dr. Wright's Indian Veyet able PilU, which Iam  hnppy to state have rili< v od me in a mosl wondctful raunner.   I havc u.'ed tho medicine, a yel bul a short lirae, and ha\c no .loubi, by a perseveranoc iu the  use of the   mcdl. i^ineaceording lo direclions, that 1 shallin ashor lime be perfcrtly restored.
1 moat willingly recommend said Pills to all per ims similarly afflicted; and in Ihc full btliefthat Ihcsamc beneficial results uill follow their use. I roinain yours sincerely,
HE.NRV A.FOOTE. Wawarsing.Ulster t.'o.New Turk. Nkw YhttK, Sept. 29, IWl. This is lo certify thai I hnve used WlilUIlT'S INDL-VN VEGETABLE PILLS with the grcai- osl benefit; having eniircly   cured invsill nl tlm frciiuenl ailacks of Sick Ilcadaelic.lo.which I hi.J previously been subjccl.
ANN MARIA TIlO.MPfcON. 392  Greenwich Ktrfi't.N. Y. ToMr.Richard Dennis, Agenlfor Wrichl's In dian VegctubU Pills.
CAUTION.
As there are at this lime many wicked persona busily engaged in selling a counterfeit niidicino uase at}} japun of the Indian Vegetable Pi-ls;— mapuaaqise desperate men areso nitcrly rcrklfsa of consequences, thai many valuable livc.i n. ly lo lost, in consequence of using their dr<-ail!"ui eutn- IHiundi, the pub.ie are cautioiifd ug.TJnpi [.ur- eliasing any Pills, unlesson the sides ot the boxca lio following ivording is lound: VTRIGUT'S  INDIAN   VEGETABLE  PILIS
{Indian Purgative,) Of thx Noxtii American Coli.eoeof   II::.tnn
And also to becsecially against purchiisii:j ^o-d ipcdiciueof any person except the rtgiiliir lidMT tiaedagentn, or at the ofHcc and peneral dcf cl .Vo 169 RACE STREET, PUlLADELI'HlA For aalc in Lancaster by
J. ZIMMER.MAN, GcncralA?!-.'!'..
Also.in the coonly bytho AjrcM- n«n;ci; ii: :a othercolumn
December. 29 1843
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dUBBNSWARII!
A FIRST-RATE assortment msy al all limes hs found at our Siure, cont;>ristd ofall the latest and niu.4i desirable pattern:*, tfie market aSbrds,    Also,
CVvina and G\ass-AYa,T'o ^
To wbich we respeclfully invite the nttcniii-rf' of onr cnstomers and thepuM.c. Could say more,- bm no nse. The goods and pricel will speck for them- telves.
GRIEL, HART Se GILBERT,
At the New York Store. Laneuter, Oct, 16,1844. i.'.4s