Pittston Gazette

              UNBELIEF DEFEATED. * "I was dining," said the late Rev. Dr. Wal- TERMS OF PTOLICAilO* The Prrrjro* (?«im is published every Tnc*sDA\ 1 morning by G.M. Riciubt, in the "Gazette Uudding" west side of Main Street, at C3.60 per annum. No postage charged within the County, Terms of advertising as follows: ter Buchanan, " some time ago, party at old Mr. Abercromby's of Tullibody (the father of Sir Ralph Abercromby, who was slain in Egypt), and we spent the evening together. A gentleman present pat a question which puzzled the whole company. It was this: Sapposing all the New Testaments in the world had been destroyed at the end of the third century, could their contents hare been recovered from the writings of the three first centuries V The question was novel to all, anCf no one even hazarded a guess in answer to the inquiry. One Square, (S tine*) or less, one or throe weeke, • three months, f3; six months, ; ono yeai1, fl2. Oue-cighth Column, one month, W; three mos., $8 six months, $10; ono year, $15, Column,one mo., ?1": throe mo-*,flo six months, $18; one year, $30. One-half Column, one mo., Sin; three mos., $20 six months, $33; one year, $50. Ono.Column, ono month, $30; three months, *35 six months. $50; one year, $100. DEVOTED TO THE COAL INTERESTS, POLITICS, NEWS, LITERATURE, AGRICULTURE, AND GENERAL INTELLIGENCE. Auditors' and Administrators' Notices, $3 c»clu All' Communications of limited or individual interest, 20 cents per line. Notices of Marriages and Deaths, free; notices accompanying the same, 20 cts. per line. YOL. XY1I.--NO. 15. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 20, 1867. WHOLE NO. 847. " About two months after this meeting, I received an invitation to breakfast with Lord Hailes ( Sir David Dalrymple). Next morning during breakfast he asked me if I recollected the curious question about the possibility of recovering the contents of the New Testament from the writings of the first three centuries.— I replied,' I remember it well, and have thoughtof it often without being able to form any opinion or conjocture on the subject.' Business (Earfcs Business (£ai*tDs Business tfariis. and her ball of yarn bad rolled out upon the hearth, and puss was busy converting it into Gordion knots. MINNESOTA FOE INVALIDS. Business (Saris. G * ATTORNEY A-T LAW, PITTSTON, P.A., Bounty., Back Pav. Pension.', and other Govornmen1 Claims Collected. Office in Express Offlcc. S. STA.RK, gUTLER HOUSE, Q.EO. W. BRAINERD ft CO., gOMETniNG NEW! A gentleman who has been cured of consumption by residence in Minnesota, writes as follows to the Cincinnati Commercial: AN OLD HAND. And just then came a double rap at the door —so loud, sudden, and self-assured that Hetty started up with a little shriek, and set her foot on puss' tail, who in turn gave voice to her amazement and displeasure. PITTSTON, PENN'A GROCERS, 103 Murray, near West Street, riMIE undersigned have opened in connection with X their Dry Goods and Grocery Store, a Blue veined and wrinkled, knuckly and brown, This good old hand is clamping mine; I liend above it and looking down, I study its aspect, line by line. J..TREFFISON, Pkopkietok. BOOT AND SHOE SHOP, Where the citizens of West Pittston and vicinity may obtain a F1KST-KATK A ItTICLE, and at an low rales as at any other establishment in the county. They intend to keep good workmen employed constantly, and the public can get their work done at all times and punctually.- " Minnesota, all the year round, is one vast hospital. All her cities and towns, and many of her farm houses, are crowded with those fleeing from the approach of the dread destroyer. Of course, among so many, a large number cannot recover. This i« the last straw at which they clutch, and it is vain. They come too late. They die here as they would have died At home, as soon or sooner. Others come early in the summer, and remain two or three months.— They are greatly benefitted. They think themselves well, and return to their homes in September, the worst month , in the year. They plungo again into J.he cares and pmrsuiU,—an immunity from which has been a great part of the medicine. Their old onemy returns with greater violence, and thvs they soon yield to its power. Others still remain here. They transfer hither their business and their families, tear out the million fibres that.bind them to the homes and associations oi youth, and plant themselves with their interest in this young and thrifty empire. They, if My, are the one* who succeed " 'Well,' said Lord Hailes, 'that question quite accorded with the turn or tastes ofjny antiquarian mind. On returning home, as I knew I had all tho writers CJf those centuries, I began immediately to collect them, that I might set to work on the arduous task as' soon as possible.' Pointing to a table covered with papers, be said: 'There have! been busy for these two months, searching for chapters, half-chapters, and sentences of the New Testament, and have marked outrwhat I have found, and where I have found it, so that any person may examine and see for himself. I have aotaally discovered the wholet New Testament, except seven or eleven verses ( I forgot which); which satisfies me that I could discover them also. Now, he added,' here was a way in which God conoealed or hid the treasures of His Word, that Julian, the apostate emperor, and other enemies of Christ who wished to extirpate tho gospel from the world, never would have thought of; and though they had, they never could have effected their destruction." Apr. 13.1865, niVyoek. ("GEO. W. BRAINERD, 4 DAVID BELDEN ( ELISHA W. BAXTER. JpOREST HOUSE, The combined noise roused Mrs. Thomas, and starting to an erect position, she rubbed h«r eyes, settled her cap border, and exclaimed : Irw Aug. 10, '65. Corner Wyoming Avenue and Spruce St., SCRANTON, PA. . REED 4 SCHOOSMAKER, Piopkixtors. 8. J. Rbeh. U. O. ScaoomiAtKB. Oct 4,1866.—ly This hand has clasped a thousand hands That long have known no answering thrill; Some have mouldered in foreign lands- Some in the graveyard on the hill. & HARRINGTON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, WILKEB-BARRE, PA. Q B ; SMIT H , TYorlc of all descriptions made to order at Short Notice. Particular Attention paid to Repairing. Sole Leather and Shoe Findings of all Descriptions. "Bless my soul, Hetty, what was that? Somebody at the door? 'Who can becoming here this time a night ?" IMPORTER OF BRANDIES, WINES, GINS, &c., &c. 191 West St, 1 door above Duano St, NEW YORK. Clasped a mother's hand, in the day When it was little and soft and white— Mother, who kissed it and went away, To rest until the waking In God's good light "It's not late, mother—only a litUe past eight o'clock, I'll- go and see who it is," say* Hetty, demurely, taking the candle from the table. Office on Main St., above Z. Bennett's Store. Will practice in Courts of Luzerne County and Mayor's Courts of Carbondale. Consultations in German and English. D. C. Harrington, Notary Public. C. E. WRIGHT. D. C. HARRINGTON. Feb. 4,1864. gT. LAWRENCE HOTEL, No. 1818, Chestnut Street, Mar. 7, 1861, 641yl May XI, 1806.—ly G. B. ROMMEL & CO. Clasped a lover's hand, years agone, Who sailed'away and left her in tears; Under Sahara's torrid sun, Its bones have whitened years and years. PHILADELPHIA. J. H. DEXXISON, Superintendent. " No. Here, you wind up my ball and sweep up th$ hearth, while I go to the door," Bays the old lady, whose foet were struggling in the moshes of the unraveled yarn. "DM that jyjTOON & LAMPHEAR, BOOTS AND SHOES! jlS-'The City Passenger Cars in front of the Dfcpots constantly runningin a tew steps of the Hotel. Jan. 3 1867.—ly pd. No. 3 and 4, Fulton Matket, D. LAMB, Cine pod the hand of a good man true, Who held it softly and fell asleep. Who woke no more and never knew IIow long that impress this would keep. DE WSHINGTON G. NUGENT, NEW YORK, cat!" Offers his professional services to the citizens of Pttston and vicinity, as- Office 2d door north of the Bank. May 14,1866. tf END HOTEL, Wholesale Dealers and Shippers of all kinds of Opposito C. Law & Co.'a Cash Store, Main St., And all this time Josiah was standing on «d« foot out in the cold porch with hit w his overcoat pocket wondering if Hetty had fallen asleep, and every now and then giving the door a smart rap by way of variety. In her hurry, Mrs. Thomas forgot to take the candle, and as she stepped out into the little front entry, the sitting room door slammed after her. She had her hand on the handle of the hall door at the moment, and opening it, she suddenly fouud herself in the embrace of a stoat pair of arms; a whiskered face in close proximity to hor own ; and before she could think, about the strangeness of her situation', she received a prolonged kiss—a heartj smack—full upon her virtuous matron lips. FRESH FISH All orders punctually attended to. Feb. 21,1867. PITTSTON, PA., PITTSTON, PA, Respectfully invites the attention of the public to nis large stock of Boots and Shoes, such n» Gents' Fine Calf Boots, Congress Gaiters, Oxford Ties, 4c.— Also, a large variety of Ladies' and Childrens' Shoes, and Gaiters of all descriptions, in fact everything in the line. The patronage of the public is solicited. Pittston, Mnr. 29, '80—tt Clasped so many, so many!—so few That still respond the living will, Or can answer its pressure so kind and true I So many that lie unmoved and still I JOSEPH SCUEEMAN, Proprietor, [ Successor ro R. Jag«abd. ] JJfl. JOHN C. BECKER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, J A. WISNER, f|iI£E HOUSE is conveniently located for the nccom- J_ modation of travelers and well supplyed ttith everything neccessary to make the sojourner comfortable. The best of Liquors and other beverages will always be found in'the Bar. A share of the public patronage is respectfully solicited. Pittston May 24.186G-tf. Clasped, at last this hand nay own j And mine will rtioulder too in turn, Will any elasp when I am gone ? In vain I study this hand to learn! in gaining a perfect cure. That they do suooeed is written all over the length and breadth of the land in the experience of half the million household*. Ask any man you meet in Minnesota what induced him to come here. Ono-half, at least, will tell you it was for the health of himself or some member of his family. Did he succeed? Almost invariably, yea! Why? Because he came in time. Because he came to stay, bringing all his cares with him, leaving none behind to ache or pine for. * Where the treasure is there will the heart be also," and where the heart is there must the body be if it would regain wasted strength. A stronger confirmation of the integrity of the sacred text—its freedom from interpolation or corruption—could not well be imagined. And it also furnishes a most raluable testimony to the diligent study of the Word of God which preysiled in the early Church; a testimony which painfully contrast* with the ignorance of bible truth which exists wherever Romanism has directly or indirectly succeeded in stamping the holy volumes as a proscribed book. (Formerly of Tunkhannock,) OPPOSITE THE BANK, PITTOTON, PA. Office hours—from 8 to 10 a. m.., and 1 to 2 p. m. Evening, 6 to 8. Pittston. March 1,1866.-tf NO. 178. FRONT STREET, NEW YORK JJEW MILLINERY AND BONNFXL A AD A MS wnOLESill GROCERS. FANCY STORE! KISSED BY MISTAKE. 0 AM BRIAN HOUSE, Adjoining D. Lamb's Boot and Shoe Store. MRS. D. LAMB, having recently opened a desirable stock of Millinery and Fancy Goods, invites the attention of the-ladies to the same. Her stock comprisesgT. CHARLES HOTEL, PITTSTON, PA. B. P. COOLBiUGH, P R. BAIRD & CO., T. R. BAIRD " Will you be at home to-night, Hetty ?" asked the speaker, a tall, muscular, well-looking young farmer, reddened to the roots of his hair, as though he had committed*seme very wicked act, instead of asking a simple question. GRIFFITH THOMAS, Proprietor. TIIE undcrsigncdhaving purchased the interest of Mr. W. E. Whyte in the above -well and favorably known establishment, would re- his friends and former patrons jol the House, as well as the public in general, i'nat nothing will be left undone to render to his customers and guests satisfaction in every particular. Beverages of all kinds served in the best style. Fresh Oysters and various other dishes will be prepared in the most acceptable nanner and at all hours. The House aims to be one of the highest respectability, and will- be kept in a manner acceptable to all who have an casion to patronize it. G. T. Pittston, April 16,1863.—ly PENN AVENUE, SCR AN TON PENN'A CnAS. H. BRAINABD, Packers and Dealers in Can, Tub, Spiced and Shell BONNETS, RIBBONS, HATS, FLOWERS, Feathers, Laces, Hoods, Silks,. Velvets, Doll Hats Hats for children, and a variety of other goods, all of which will be sold at reasonable rates. Millinery work of all kinds executed in the best and most approved manner. Please call and examine our stock. She had by this time diTested herself of the impression that it was her usually sobersponse, who must have come home in an unusually excited condition thus to indulge in such an unwonted expression of affection. It would be well for those to notice this bet, in all its bearings, who think the testimony of the Church is of no account and that the fathers of the Church are outgrown, superfluous relic* of a dead past. We showed, the other day, that the Bible itself was formed, preserved and handed down to us only through the instrumentality of the Church. Here we see "how the Church could restore it if every copy on earth were destroyed. And be it ev$r remembered this oncient Church which so witnessed for the Bible was episcopal in its ministry, government and doctrine, snd liturgical in its worship. o y s t e n s ; 333 South Front Street, Piiil'a. BRANCH HOUSE,—Ellicott'a Wharf, foot of Cross St., The closest attention will be bestowed upon all guesta, and their comfort w ill be tfce chief aim of the Proprietor. Scranton, May 2,1807—ly Proprie tor. He was bashful, extremely so, was Josiah Hawley, at least in the presence of young ladies, most of all in the presence of the girl he loved. No young farmer in all the country possessed a better kept farm, or talked with more confidence among his compeer of stock and Crops, and on kindred subjects. But the glimpse of some pretty face or foot, coming in his direction, affected him like a flash of lightning. On such occasions he never knew what to do-with his hands and eyes, and always felt like screwing himselt into a mouse hole. How he ever contrived to approach Hester Thomas on the subject of his preference probably remains to this day as much a mystery to himself as it is to others. So your correspondent decidedly confirm all reasonable reports as to the healthfulness of the climate, and to its specific, beneficial effects in long diseases. The winter climate is as essentially necessary to complete, veetoration as the summer climate, even more so, for it ii the warm " open" thawing, changeable winters of Ohio and Illinois that break down constitutions and render recovery from disease difficult. Here the weather is dry, clear, and eold, imparting vigor with every inhaled breath of its bracing air. And therein lies the scientific explanation of the leading virtues of Minnesota air. The moisture, in lower latitudes, falls in copious rains, on tenacious soil, which holds it on the surface to be vaporized by the sun's heat, and made to rise again, filling the air with miasmatic exhalation, the operation continually repeating itself through the entire year. BALTIMORE, Md. By special arrangements with the Express Companies and Railroad?, those who order may rely on a constant supply and prompt delivery. We have established a Branch House In Baltimore, Md., in order to increase the facilities of filling large orders, and also, for the purpose of receiving Oysters fromthfe Nansefnoiw; James and York Rivera, and other notable points, to a better advantage than heretofore.Pittston, Oct. 18,18GG.-tf " Get out! Get out, I say! Who are you, anyhow ? Murder! thieves! Hetty! come here Here's a man kissing me like mad!" INSURANCE CO., jytEW LIVJ3RY IN PITTSTON! But the intruder had by this time discovered his mistake—and it did.not need the indignant pumm.eling and scratching of the old lady's fist to cause him to relinquish his hold and fly as if pursued by some indignant ghost. ST1LKE8-BARRE, PENNA. The tfpdersigned having supplied himself with a choice selection of Capital and Surplus,  $150,000 HORSES'AND BUGGIES, Carriages, Ac., would respectfully announce-to the public that he has opened a Livery in the Stables in the rear of James Brown's Store, where persons can at all times be furnished with Horses and Conveyences to suit their fancy. Parties willbesentoutin comfortablestyle when desired.—Terms reasonable.—A share of public patronage respectfully solicited. P. M.CONNIFF. DIRECTORS: WM. S. ROSS, SAM'Li WAMIAMS, O. COLLINS, STEWART PIERCE, G. M. HARDING, A. MORSE, L. D. SHOEMAKER, STEPHEN BOLLES, CHAS. DORRANCE, CHAS. A. MINER, THOS. FORD, JOHN REICHARD. B. WARNER, SALOON AND RESTAURANT, We beg a continuation of the favors of our old friends and customers, and solicit the ordeijs of dealers gonerally, promising every satisfaction in our power to give. Bend in yotir orders. • Jan3'G7mO P. R. BAIRD i CO. Hetty, nearly choking with smothered laughter, in spite of trepidation now came to the res- A StElXING ILLUSTRATION. (Under H. Cohen's Clothing Store.) MAIN STREET, PJTTSTON, PENN'A. Cooked Dishes of various kinds—oysters, Ac., served at all hours. A good stock of Liquprs and beverages in general constantly on hand.— all who favor mo with a call will bo hospitably entertained. L. B. W. Pittston, Nov. 22,1866.—tf, cue. " I was never, so frightened in all my life !— Tho mean scamp! Who can it be, Hetty ?" WM. S. ROSS, President, gCRANTON STEAM BAKERY! Many years ago. an "assault and battery" ease came up before a magistrate in Western Ohio, in which a lawyer named Ellis was the defendant's counselor, and Elder Gilruth, a Methodist preacher was the plaintiff's most important witness. " Did I understand you to state, Mr. Gilruth, that you saw the defendant strike the plaintiff?", L. a SHOEMAKER, V. President. R. C. Smith, Secretary, THOS. FORD, Agent, Pittston, Pa. MONIES & PUGHE, But that young lady had quite an amount of fact and cleverness stowed away somewhere in her pretty little head, albeit it was yet on the dimpled, inexperienced shoulders of soventeen. Josiah, was worth, in a worldy way much more than any of her other suitors; good looking and intelligent enough to satisfy any one but an over fastidious person; unexceptionable, in short, barring his excessive bashfulness, which was a fruitful source of merriment among the young people in that little circle. And so, when Josiah, in his awkward, blundering way, began to exhibit his preference for her in various little ways, such as waiting on her to and from singing school, constituting himself her escort when she rode on horsobaek in the woods, and singling her out at quilting parties. Hettic took it all in the easiest, pleasantest manner possible. The girls laughed, and tho young men cracked sly jokes at the expense of her timid suitor; but Hettie stood up for him independently—encouraging him out of his shyness; never noticed any unfortunate blunder—and very likoly helped hira along considerably when his feelings reached "the culminating point," one moonlight autumn evenyig, as they were walking home together from prayer meeting. That wa3 a week ago. Hettie had said "yes," and had agreed to "bring father and mother around on the subject" But that dutiful daughter wi.s; to all appearances, as innocent as a turtle dove. ■ She soothed the old lady by representing that it might have been one ol tho noighbors, who, having drank too much, had mistaken the house and the housewife. She searched the entry for the missing spectacles, dropped in the scuffle rearranged the rumpled cap border ; wound up the tangled yarn ; stirred up thet fire—all in the most amiable manner possible—and at length had tho satisfaction of seeing her mother sub- Bide into her chair and into her accustomed tranquil iiy. May 10th, '67. Julyl3, 1885. (Successors to Chas. Schlager.) " SODA, Boston Butter, Farina, Graham Oyster, and other BiscAits made to order, wholesale order, wholesale and retail. Also the best kind o Bread, mailo of rjO AND FROM THE DEPOT! JUHIAO KI EG'EL. ALFREDCVEKLV,  WM. I. ALBRIGHT, lUiXKT 8. FISTER, The undersigned, having pnrchascd of Mr. Joseph Hileman the Omnibus Line to the depot would respectfully say to the public that ho will continue to run to all the trains, and carry passengers and baggage at the same rates. No efforts will be spared to accommodate the public and to givo all entire satisfaction. HART PHILLIPS; SAMUEL a. SCOTT. Here, that moisture is literally frozen out of the atmosphere in winter, and falls in deep snows, which in spring rapidly melt and sink inter the crumbling soil, to reappear through alt the summer in a thousand gushing springs. These fill shining lakes and dancing rivers, but gives no poisons to the air, now dry, and pure, and thin, but rich- with.the life-sustaining oxygen, which all breathing creatures must feed upon or die. CS. BECK, M.D.—DENTIST , late of PHILADELPHIA.— Office,—Two doors above his for- r mer residence, East side of Main St., above the "ublicSquare, Wilkes-Barre, Penn. July 19,186 •A\r~mQ JOHN McDOUGAL'S SUPERFINE FLOUR, STAR SALOO? Main Street, Opposite Odd Fellows' llall, Warranted to suit the most fastidious. RYE AND BOSTON BROWN BREAD. " I know not what you may have anderstood," replied the witness," but if my eyes serve me properly, I certainly did witness a manosuver that would warrant that description." PITTSTON, FA. BEVERAGES of all kinds and of tho best jijuality. A choice lot of CONFECTION ARIES "constantly on hand. Particular attention paid to the wants and comfort of all. F'.MILIIS SUPPLIED DAILT ASD fkomttly. Wedding and all kinds of Fancy Cakes made to order. Al3o, DR J. M. BARRETT—DENTIST. Office at his residence on Franklin St. opposite the MethodistCh.qrch, Wilkes-Barre, Pa., where he may hereafter be found at all hours. Dr. B. inserts Teeth on Gold aCnd Silver plate, Ac., and operates in all the branches of Dental Surgery, i n the best manner. A deduction from usual charges sufficient to cover expenses, allowed to persons whocomo frcm a distance. Apfil.19 1860.—ly. LIVERY! Good horses and rigs to hire to careful ane responsible persons. All orders left at Eagle Hotel or Butler House will be promptly attended to. H. P. Pittston, June 8, lS65.-tf. Mrs. Thomas was fully awake now. She had a new idea in her head, and instead of settling herself for another nap, she pursued the train of thought and her knitting, both at the same timo,with wonderful rapidity. At length stopping and looking keenly at Hetty— " Ah, you saw him strike then; will you please inform the court how hard a blow waa indicted ?" July5, 1866-1 w. JOHN McDOUGAL CONFECTIONERY and NUTS in variety JONES & ACK1EY, Nono but tho most skill ful workman employed, and tho best of material used. Give us a fair and candid trial and you will find it to your advantage. W. N. MONIES. LEWIS PUGHE. The witness looked at the counsel, and seemed hesitating. The complacent pettifogger insisted upon a statement. ANECDOTE OF BYEON. Wholesale and Retail GOODS! GROCERS AND COMMISSION Scranton, Nov. 22, 1866. THE WANTS OF T1IE PBOPLE " I suppose it's a queer notion of mine, Hetty, but I have a notion that'man was 'Siah Hawley."" I heard an anecdote that evening of the poet, which was very characteristic, and quite new to me. VLhen at Pisa, his lordship found it difficult to keep up his practice with the pistol on account of tbo objections of his neighbors and tho municipal regulations of the place. He, therefore, by tho aid of a small gratuity, obtained permission from a farmer in the viciuity to shoot at a mark in his paddock. On the occasion of his first visit to the premises, the peasant's daughter, a very pretty contadina, accosted the; bard after tho genial manner of her country. She wore in her bosom a freshlyplucked rose with two buds attached to the stem. Byron sportively asked her to give him the flower. She hesitated, and blushed. He inflintly turned to his companion and rehearsed in English a very natural tale of humble and virtuous love, bitterly contrasting the apparent loyalty of this fair rurtlc with women in high life. Then, with perfect seriousness, he again asked for the rose as a token of sympathy for an nnloved exile. His manner and words moved'the girl to tears. She handed him the rose with a look of compassion, and silently withdrew. The incident aroused his latent superstition. He was lost in a reverie for several minutes, and then inquired of hi* friend if he remembered that Rousseau confessed throwing stones at a tree to test the prospect of his future happiness. The flower was devoted to a similar ordeal. It was carefully attached to an adjaD cent pale, and Byron having withdrawn several paccs, declared his intention of severing one of the buds from the stalk at one fire. He looked very carefully to bis priming, and aimed with great'firmness and deliberation. The ball cut the bud neatly off, and just grazed the leaves of the rose. A bright smile illumined the poet's countenance, and he rode back to Pisa in a flow of spirits." " As nearly as I can remember," said the witness, " (he blow was sufficient to knock the plaintiff down." MERCHANTS, jyR. C. M. WILLIAMS. JOB PRINTING, Tho undersigned having just returned from the head of market with one of the most extensive stocks of merchandize evor offered to the people of Luzerne County, would respectfully announce in a few words,to their friends and the Cublic in general, that their purchases have een made with a view to the wants of the people, the miner and laborer, as well as the clean aanded gentleman, or fair lady. Goceries and provisions, flour and feed in largo supplies always on hand, DULY CONSIDERED! " That is not an explicit answor," said the counsel, somewhat nonpuzzled by the preacher's coolness. " I wish you to explain to the court how hard a blow was inflicted by the defendant upon tho person of the plaintiff as set forth in tbo indictment." SURGEON DENTIST. MAIN STREET, PITTSTGN, PA. Opposite Butler Coal Office, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY, « My !" But if Hetty's face didn't firo up then! "ton might have lit a candle by it. These incipient symptoms did not escape th« wary inquisitor. PITTSTON, PA, Among the many improvements recently introduced in his practice, he regards none of more importance than his method of Highest market price paidfor Country Produce of all kinds—Pork, Beef, Mutton, Lard, Butter, 5ggs, Green and Dried FrOitH, Ae.., Ac. PAPER RULING AND BOOK BINDING. To meet the increased demand of the business community, I have made extensive additions to my Job Office, and by an increased force of firstclass workmen, I will bo at all times ready to do all kinds of PLAIN and FANCY JOB PRINTING at oncc and with the greatest possible dispatch. RULING to any pattern neatly executed. BOOKBINDINGtn any styledoneonshort notice BLANK BOOKS of all kinds, from a $2a Ledger, Day Book or Docket to a 5 cent Passbook, constantly on hand. STATIONERY in great variety for sale at reasonable prices. PRINTING, WRAPPING and WRITING PAPERS of every description {or sale. ROBERT BAUR, Main Street, 2d door below the Square. Wilkes-Barre, March 16,1865. " Tears so to me. Because those big whisker" were so much liko his'n, and the awkward way ho gripplod me with his great paws !" Agents for the Spring iiill and Springvillc Cheese Factories. ' Feb. It, 1867. " Shall I answer the gentleman's question V said Gilruth, turning to the magistrate. EXTRHCTING TEETH WITHOUT PAtN, which ho is doing successfully eveTy day, by the use of gAMUEL J. BARBER, Hetty was wonderfully busy. She bent oyer her work and drew the needle through so quickly that the thread snapped, and then she was so much engaged in threading her needle again that she didn't have time to answer. " As you please," replied the justice. NITROUS OXIDE GAS _jlaw &, McMillan. Odd Fellows' Block, North Side. Pittston, Dcc. 29, 1864. Josiah had not been to the house since—probably feeling very much liko a dog venturing upon the premises of a person whose sheep fold be had just plundered. As yet neither had the courage to speak to the " reigning powers" on the subject; and Ilettie, feeling as if she wanted to put the ordeal off as long as possible, at any rate to have one more confidential talk with himon the subject, said : " Yon wish me to give a satisfactory demonstration of the velocity of the blow which brought the plaintiff to the ground ?" It is perfectly safe and very pleasant to inhale. Its results have been entirely satisfactory in every instance. C. M. W. KEYSTONE MARBLE YARD. •» * Sculptor, and Dealer ia Rooms with J. W. MILLER, adjoinipg the Cash Store of Chas. Law A Co. FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC MARBLE, g T E A M WEEKLY " I do&'t believe that kiss was meant for me after all. Wonder who it was intended for ?— and I wonder if yon don't know something abont it, Hetty?" « " I do, said Ellis. " Well, then," continued Gilruth, advancing a lew steps toward the counsel," as nearly as my judgment serves me, the biow was about equal to that," at the same instant planting his enormous handfuLof bones directly between the lawyer's eyes, smashing.his spectacles, and prostrating the " unlucky limb of the law" upon the floor. ■■ Pittston, May 1st 1864. Tomb Stones, Mantel's, Window Caps and Sills. From and to Jji A. THOMPSON, ' REAL ESTATE BROKER, And Agent for the sale of Farms, Coal lands and Houses and lots. Office with L. & H. C. Dewey. I Pittston, Oct.ll—tf. PITTSTON, LUZERNE CO., PA, Opposite the Bank, QUEENSTOWN AND LIVERPOOL! ijgSjS THE FIRST-CLASS POWERFUL IRON STEAMSHIPS OF THE " Me, mother ?" All orders promptlyattended,aniisatis£»ctlCm warranted. * [April 3,1862.-ly PJIABER'S PATENT "Mother is going over to Annt Ruth's to spend the evening, and wants me to go ; but guess I wont. I have been working o» father's shirts all day, besides doing the dairy work, and I am as tired as I can be. So I guess they will have to go Without me. Do not come until eight o'clock. I Aall be putting things to right* then, and will let you in." " Yes, you, Hetty. Ynu was mighty anxious to gat mo and pap off to Aunt Martha's this evening; but I noticed that yon were slicked up extraordinary, for all you warn't going. 'Now, Hetty, I am getting old; I know it; but I havn't quite lost my eyesight yet. I've heard something about this between you and 'Siah Hawley. Now what are you playing possum for f Out with it, I say !" CHIMNEY TOPS AND FLUES CUNARD LINE. pITTSTON MEAT MARKET! TRIPOLI, SIDON, MARATHON, HECLA, OLYMPUS, TAR1FA, MALTA, ALEPPO. PALMYRA. Carrying passengers on one Deck only, will sail from Liverpool every TUESDAY, from Queenstown every WEDNESDAY, and from New York to Liverpool and Queenstown every WEDNESDAY. Steerage Passage from New York, $30, to New York at Low Rates, payable in Currency. Passengers forwarded to Paris and German ports at very low rates. For passage apply to E. CUNARD, 8tecrage office, No. G9 Broadway, New York, or to W. E. WHYTE, Agent, Pittston, Pa. Aug. 30, 1866.—ly A New Fable.—A certain bear learned to dance, and this was the way hi* master taught him. He made kirn stand upon a large stove, in which a fire wKs kindled. The bear was obliged to dance to keep his feet from burning; meanwhile a musician played a lively tune upon a. Ante. Whenever the bear was made to dance upon the hot iron, the musician played the same merry tune, and the hear supposed the music to be the cause of his pain. And it happened that ever alter, when he heard the musician play upon his flute, be .thought of his former suffering, and began to dance. Seeing this, the oz envied him his fine taste for music, the hone praised him for bis graceful motions, and » thoughtful owl pronounced him the happiest of brutes. "Alas!" said.the bear,"my apparent gaiety hides my real distress : I love neither music nor mirth: I carry a secret grief, and my dancing is prompted by the memory of pais." There is no being more miserable than the professional clown or harlequin. Folly is often a mask for grief and nnhappiness. A coLonEn witness was examined in a Washington city court, to prove the identity of a white man, the other day. J^NEURIN JONES, C EI/RET, & FELmfAN nt the PittMon Meat Market, opposite the Bank, desire to inform the public that thev are. as heretofore supplying their numerous customerpus with the best of Those CHIMXBVS and FLUES are of Cist Iron, nnd'will become indispensable wherever their peculiar merits are known. (ANEUhiN FARDD,) ARCHITECT AtfD BUILDER, 1st. To prevent water from leaking through the roof around the Chimney. •2d. To prevent a current of ait down the fhimney to the damage of the draft. 3d. To be more durable than masonry. 4th. To draw better than any chimney now In use. " Being a Smooth Surface," they do ;not gather soot as a brick chimney does, and from their peculiar construction, are much more safe from fire. They weigh nothing in comparison with the ordinary cnimney, and do not require the heavy timbers necessary to support mason work. When the top is attached (either 4x12 or 7x12) flues can be run down to the bottom of the house without difficulty, and stovepipes inserted at any desired point. Every man can put up his own chimney within the space of an hour or so. They are made to fit any Chimney, either ridge or side and of any form. Township rights may be had by applying to J. muLford, Feb. 21, '67. Wyoming, Luzerne Co., Pa. THEY ARE W ARRETTED, FRESH BEEF. PORK, MUTTON, LAMB, iand all other seasonable meats. Thev are also dealing in HIDES SHEEP SKINS, for which they will at all times pay the SCRANTON, PA. Of course Josiah was not too obtuse to understand that, and forgot his bashfulness so far as to petition a good-bye kiss, which was peremptorily refused, of course. Our little schemer thus adjured made a clean breast of it; much relieved to find that " mother hadn't nothin' agin him," and would ''give father a talk about it, and bring him around." " Application for my services left with Mr. E. R. Williams, of Pittston, will be promptly received- and attended to. A. J. Oct. 11.1866—tf. HIGHEST MARKET PRICES IN CASH J J,. ,M E R B I A M,' S Bring them along. Pitlston, Nov. 1, fees—li. S &F. " No, I shan't. Do take yourself off. Think I didn't see you fidgeting around Sarah Jones at Deacon Badger's last evening ? I'vo not forgotten that, sir!" STUDIO, At Miller's Photograph Rooms. CABINET AND LIFE-SIZE PORTRAITS Painted in Oil Colors. Also copies made from Daguerre otypes, Arabrotypea or Card Pictures any si»e desired, and Pointed in Oil or Water Colors or re-Umeked w(U India Ink. Pittston, Sept. 6,186B.—ly jyj c DO UG ALL'S " But, Hetty, 1 want you to tell 'Siah I'd rather he'd not make such a mistake again. I don't liko the feel of his big whiskers about my face ; I don't approve of promiscuous kissing." BAKERY! CENTRAL BOOK AND MUSIC STORE The undersigned would respectfully an nounce to the public that he has opened " Now, Hetty " OPPOSITE COOPER'S IIALL, But the appeal was broken off by a tantalizing little laugh, and as he sprang forward to take a pleasant revenge on his tormentress, she slipped away and ran up the path to the house where he saw her wave her hand as she disappeared within the kitchen porch; and then he turned from the gate and took the road homeward. • "Siah never heard the last of that blunder.— Old 'Squire Thomas used to delight to rehearse the story whenever all the parties interested happened to be present. He would shake hia fat sides at Josiah's discomfiture and hie wife's tart replies, and Hetty would join him, and both would laugh until tears ran down their cheeks. AN EXTENSIVE BAKERY IN PITTSTON adjoining the Butlor House, where he will be prepared at all times to supply families and parties with Bread Biscuit, Cakes and Pies, of all kind, on short notice. From an extensive experience in the bakery business they feel no hesitation in saying that he will be able to satisfy all as to the quality oQBre&d Ac,, which he offers. A share of patronage is respectfully solicited. L. ELTERICH. Pittston July 6th, 18C5. Keeps constantly on hand, a good assortment ol Books, Music, and Stationery of ail kinds. SLATES, pUGH & PRICE, gC ALES! SCALES! PENCILS, PAPER, SCHOOL BOOKS, Fath or tbb Apostles.—Matthew is supposed to have suffered martyrdom, or was slain, in the city of Ethiopia. Mark was dragged through the streets of Alexandria, in Egypt, till he expired. Luke was put in a boiling cauldron at Borne, bat escaped death. He died a natural death in Ephesus, Asia. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 'W. K. FISHER, AND WHOLES.US BEALIR3 IS Agent for Bank, Dinmore A Co.'s Philadelphia Scale Works. Flour, Feed, Grain, Salt. Provisions, Wrapping Paper, Ac., Ac., PITTSTON, PA. FLOUR, PORK, NAILS, FEED, SHOULEDRS, SPIKES, MEAL, HAMS, LEATHER, GRAIN, BUTTER, TOBACCO, SEEDS, LARD, CIGARS, SALT BY THE BARREL, ASIITON, . # All Scales repaired and adjusted by the above. Hay, Track or Mine Soales set. All carpenter work done for the same in a workmanlike manner. Office at Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Dec. 13—6m. BLANK BOOKS, MEMORANDUMS, Ac. The tea things had been carried out, the table set back against the wall, crumbs brushed from the clean home-made carpet, and Hetty's work-stand drawn up in front of the blazing fire. A bountifully piled waiter of great red apples, and a plate of cracked walnuts were on it, in close proximity to Hetty's work basket. " Never mind, 'Siah," Mrs. Thomas would say, consolingly, " let 'em laugh. He'd have been only too glad to have been in your place, twenty years ago. He had hard work to get a kiss from me then. And I hope it will be a lesson to you and Hetty agin the impolicy of concealment and underhand doings of all sorts." The business will receive careful 1 attention, nnd every addition will be promptly made to the stock which tho wants of the community may call for. The patronage of the public is respectfully solicited. Pittston, April 18,1867. WAffON MAKING! James the great was beheaded in Jerusalam. James the less was thrown from a pinnacle ancf beaten to death. Philip was beheaded. Bartholomew was skinned alive. Andrew was crucified, and pounded while dying. Thomas was run through with a lance. John was shot to death with arrows. Simon was cruicfied. Mathias was stoned. Barnabas was stoned to death. Paul-was beheaded by the tyrant Nero at Rome. » • TJEMEDfAL INSTITUTE! FOR SPECIAL CASES! THE undersigned having purchased the old stand of Abram Luce in the Borough of Pittston, desires to inform the public that he is now prepared to execute all work m his line in the best manner. NEW WAGONS, BUGGIES, CARRIAGES, Ac., of all kinds made in the best and most substantial style,the best of workmen. District Attorney—" Did you see the man V * Yes sir, I seed him IT AND, HOWELL & CO., No. 14, Bond Street, New York. On one aide of the fire sat Mrs. Thomas, fat and fair, and at peaco with all the world, rocking and knitting, and refreshing herself at sundry intervals with a bite from a half eaten apple that lay on the corner of the table, and touching every now and then in a caressing manner with her foot, a sleek lazy looking cat that purred and winked on the rug before her. Hetty sat pn the other side, sewing, and busy in thinking how she would tell her mother that she expected a visitor. She would have given the world to be able to Bay in an off handed manner, that she expected Mr. Hawley to drop in about eight. But she recollected with a twinge of-conscience, how hard she had tried to get the old lady to accompany her husband-to Aunt Ruth's, in spite of her forewarnings of a spell of nouralgia : how ahe had plead headache as an excuse for not going herself. And she knew that her mother was quite sharp enough to draw her own inference from the facts, and from her being dressed with unusual care to spend an evening at home. " Was he a white man ?" " Don't know, sir!" *5, Foil information, with the ''highest testimonials also a Book on Special Diseases, in a sealed envelope, sent free. 43, Be sure and send for them, and you will never regret it; for, as advertising physicians, in nine cases out of ten, are impostors, without references no stranger should De trusted. En vlose a stamp for postage, and direct to Dr. LAWRENCE, No. 14 Bond St., N. Y. [Nov.lO—lyi^ (SUCCESSORS TO SMITH BROS.) Excitikg Divijck.—The Rev. Zeb. Twitchell was the most noted minister in Vermont, for shrewd and laughable sayings. In the pulpit he maintained a suitable gravity of manner and expression, and out of the pulpit he overflowed with fun. Occasionally he would, if emergency required, say something queer in a sermon for the sake of arousing tho-flagging attention of his hearers. Seeing that his audience was getting sleepy, he paused in his discourse', and discoursed as follows : " Do you tell me you saw the man and cant say whether he waS white or black V MAKSJIALLS, GROUND ALUM, TABLE, BEANS, EGGS, WRAPPING PAPER, CRACKERS, CELEBRATED XX tfc XXXX ALES, UNRIVALLED CREAM ALES, " Yes, aar, 1 seed him, but dere's so many white leflers callin' demselves ' niggars' here I cant tell one from tod'er !" » PAINTING AND REPAIRING done in tiie best Manner. Satisfaction warranted in all oases. ■ Ajjent for the sale of Vanglin's Celebrated MANUFACTURED FROM THE BEST OF pASSAGE TO ANDFRJOM FERDINAND KUSOHEL. BRADFORD CO. TOBACCO AND SEGARS. MALT AND HOPS. Disni issed—explanation satisfactory. Pittston, 18,1806.-m6 Wrapping Paper in any quantity will bo deivered to Healers at as low rates a« it can bo purchase a in the Mtie* Jiiim 21, I860. Families can be supplied with a Pure Healthy and Nutritious beverage. The following is the" nub" of a yarn which is told about a big whisky guzzling fellow, who came home one night drunk and sat down by the fire to warm his feet, which were "worm kit. lers," says the legend. After dosing some time he awoke chilly; the embers were entirely hid from view, and seeing his feet, mistook them for his little boy, when, with a majestic side wave of the hand, he said : "Stand aside, my little sop and let your poor father warm himself." GREAT BRITAIN AND IREI^ND, By Steamship and Sailing Packet, at Reduced Gates, JJEM0VA1* BRANDENBURG'S BAKERY ! XX & XXXX PORTER, TAPSCOTT BROTHERS A'CO., jDL A C K S M IT H I N G ! MINERAL WATER. 80DA WATER, SARSA- " Brethren, you havn't any idea of the sufferings of our missionaries in the new settlements, on account of the muBquitoes. Tho musquitocs in some of these regions sre enormous. A great many of them will weigh a and they will get on the logs and bark when the missionaries are going along." A Lawyer's Toast.—Belonging, he said to the profession which had the reputation of being fond of fees, he would offer : Fee simple, and a simple fee, And all the fees in tail, Are nothing, when compared to thee, Thou best ot fees—fem.il e. 86 South St., and 23 Eroadwoy, New Brick, opposite Big Basin PITTSTON, PA. CARRIAGE AND WAGON MAKING! PARILLA, &c. NEW YORK, flUIEUmloMignwI is now prepared at his Shop in A West Pittut'in, t') do a general business, in BI.ACiKSMITHINti.an'i the mauufactare of WAGONS, CARRIAGES AND BUGGIES. BOTTLED ALE AND PORTER. UNION BREWERY, OontinHP to iSsno Passage Ttckota.arailable for twelve Mouths, from LONDON, LIVERPOOL, or QUEENSTOW X, and DRAFTS, payable on demand, for any amount from il and unwardg. MICHAEL W. MORRIS, Agent, Pittston Pa. THE STAFF OF LIFE is good Jirc.-.ti, and I would respectfully inform the of Pittston and vicinity, that I always keep the genuine article on handforsale, withailkindso March 28, '67-tf.] Pittston, Pa. Having been particular to secure the best of Wagon and Carriage Makers, as well as Blacksmiths, lie feels no hesitation in assuring the public that the work matio at his shop will C .;impare favorcbly with the best in Northern Pennsylvania. "QN THE SQUARE." Feb. 28. 'f,7—ly CRACKERS, PIES, CAKES, Ac., Ac By this time all ears and eyes were open, and ho proceeded to finish his discourse. Cheer Up!—Keep a brave heart. It matters whether the sun shines on you or not, if you only have sunshine within. Don't pout and complain of " nasty weather," but see the suDny side oi the subject, and laugh the storm or the misfortune in the face. Look trouble out of countenance. A girl in Springfield, Mass., applied to her teacher for leave to be absent half a day, on the plea that they had company at home. The teacher referred her to the printed list of reasons that the School.Committee think sufficient to justify absence, and asked her if her case came under any of them. She naively replied that It might come under the head of " Domestic AfSction." Families and Parties supplied -with everything in his line, oa short notice, and on reasonable terms. ANIIISER & STARK, Q II ANGE OF FIRM ! PAINTING AND TRIMMING! Wholesale and Retail Dealers in R O C E R I E PROVISIONS, SALT MEATS, 4c. The next day one of his hearers called him to account for telling lies in the pulpit " There never was a musquito that weighed a pojind," he said." DOORS, BLINDS, PICTURE FRAMES My establishment is now in my new brick building opposite the big basin, 011 Main st. FRANK BRANDENBURG. Pittslon, March 1,1863. For this department also, ho has a scientific workman of ample cxperirnce in the best shops in the state. With the facilities and workmen with which my establishment is now furnished, there is nothing to prevent my being ablo to produce as neatly and well-made a wagon of any kind as can b« made in Northern Pennsylvania. Those in need of anything in my line, are requested to call and give me a trial, and satisfaction in every particular will be guaranteed, JOSEl'H KI.OTZ. S, " I shall not dare to tell her now. She'll be sure to think I wanted to get her out of the way, so I might have Josiah all to myself, and I should never hear the last of it." And so, like wiso puss, she kept silent. Tho firm of Knapp A Sharkey having been dissolved by mutual consent, the undersigned, thankful for past encouragement and patronage will.continue the manufacture of DIJORS, BLINDS, an'd PICTURE, FRAMES at his old stand in West Pittston, where he is fitted up for tho expeditious manufacture of everything in his line. Orders left with Dr. A. Knapp will receive prompt attention. West Side PublifD Square, JOEL BR E N T 0 N, WILKES-BAERE, PA " But I did not say one of them wonld weigh a pound. I said a great many, and I think a million of them would." II. S. ANHISER, A. H. STARK. I will venture my word on it, you would not have wondered at our young farmer's desperate enthrallment if you could have seen Hetty Thomas as she was sewing by the fireside on that cold November evening. automatic scale faucet has been introduced which measures the liquid perfect accuracy as it runs out, cutting H off at the required point. Barston t Childs, who now manuiacture the article at Utica, N. Y., are making arrangements to start a branch factory in New England. PLAIN, OllN IMEN TAL, HOUSE, Wo st Pittston, May 31,1866. AO LE FORGE • Maj 23, '67tf " But you said they barked al the missiona- ries." An unfortunate Kentucky ed itor thus addressed his dilinquent subscribers: TAINTS, OIL, GLASS,"AND NAILS. Kept constantly on hand; Printing and Glazing done to order by experienced workmen West Pittston, Mar. I t, '67. A. N D SIGN I'AlNTEIi, G. f? T R E N G , V N 1) }? O I L E It W O R K S " No, brother, I said tbey would got on the logs and bark." " Friends we are penniless. Job's turkey was a millionaire compared with our present treasury. To-day if salt was two cents a barrel, ijre couldn't buy enough to pickle a jay-bird!" a. n. KNArr. FASI1IONABLI Main Street, 1} ARB ICR AND IIAIR DRESSER, . BOWMAN, HUNT 4 SONS, Under pretext ol being ready to go to her Uncle's, a thing she had no idea of doing, she had, just before tea, indulged in an indiscriminate " fixing up." A neatly fitting, dark calico, with the store-look still on it. a fresh linen collar, and a tasteful blaek silk apron—these were the chief items of Hatty's toilet; but sho looked as sweet and dainty in lier plain dress as if hours had been spent in donning lace and jewels.— Her rich hair of the darkest auburn tinge fell in shining folds close to her warm red cheeks and was caught up in a cunning knot behind. Adorn Youh Homes.—Some one writes both gracefully and forcibly " I would be glad to see more paronts understand that wbeu they spend money judiciously to improve and adorn the houso and grouuds, tbey are ineffect paying tliair children.a premium to stay home as much as possible and enjoy it; but when they spend money unnecessarily in fine clothing and jewelry for their children, thoy are paying them a premium to spend their time away from home— that 'is, in those where they can attract the most attention and make tho most display. QARPERTERING & BUILDING riTTSTON PENN'A (Below the ltavine, West Side of Main St,,) riTTSTON, PA Glass engraving is said to bo done with a solution fluoride of calcium in hydro-cbloric acid, without the danger attending the use of fluoric acid, and equally well. GEO. M. SAX would respectfully announce to the public that he is now prepared to take contracts for buildings of all kinds an to do work by the day. Bis long experience in his usiness warrants him in saying that he can May still be found at his Old Stand, next to Dr. A Knapp's Drug Store, where ho has a full supply of riTTSTON, PA Manufacturers of Locomotives Frames, Crank Axles, Car Axles, Piston Rods, Paddle Shafts, and all kinds of Marine. Work, Heavy and Light Shafting, Tire Iron, and every description of Hammered Iron, Railway Spikes; Bolts ahd Nuts of all sizes, in large or small quantities, always on hand. Boilers mado to order aud old ones repaired, at shortest notice, and Blacksmith's Woak of even' description promptly done. Cash paid for Wrought Iron Scrap. [Sjune 67] William B. Aster, of New York, returns to the assessor of internal revenue an income of six hundred and eighty-one thousand three hundred and ten dollars for the year 1866.— Poor Bill, he has a heavy lead to carry, for doing which he only gets vicuals and clothes. Being neatly fitted up, and having just supplied myself with two new and very handsome cnuirs, I am prepared to make my Mends and customers entirely comfortable, and to shave them in the best manner. Yiiankful for the liberal patronage I hare heretofore received, I respectfully solicit a continuance of the same. «. \Y. STUEMG. Pittston, June 0,1807 .-tf WAL PAPERS of ALL KINDSAND PRICES atisty all. ' March 21, 1867 Or. M. SAX. Touring cold water on the face and head destroys the effect, of narcotic poison. A girl poisoned with laudanum in England, was saved in this way, afler all other remedies had iailed. which ho will sell at the lowest rates at whieli they can be afforded. QENTRAL HOTEL, TAINTING, PAPER-HANGING, GRAINING, GLAZING AND PICTURE FRAMING, TOS. RIEGEL Ct- II. S. FISTER, tf (Late Riegcl, TVuist & Err in,) IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS, BRASS FOUNDRY "Look here, boy," said a gentleman to an urchin, who was munching sngar candy at a lec- UPPER PITTSTON. JAMES DOWLING, Proprietor: . I N PITTSTON! A new riding vehicle in Paris is mounted on very large wheels, with the horse between them, the driver's seat over the oentre of the horse, and the latter fairly under the body of the car- tare, " you are annoying me very much." done at short notice and on reasonable terms, supply of A fill, C* EORGE SHELLEY, PRACTICAL BRASS FOUN- X DER, and manufacturer of BrasR Cocks, Globe valves, steam Whistles, and Brass work generally, has opened.n shop at the "Union Foundry" of I). Lister near Plane No. 2, where he will at all times be prepared to fill orders for Brass Castings and finished work with promptness and dispatch. A share of public pat ronage is respectfully solicited. G. 8- Pittston, Oct. 4th, I860. Eight o'clock and past! Mrs. TbomaB was dozing in her chair—her shadow on the opposite wall bobing about in grotesque mimicry as she nodded to and fro—now crushing the voluminous white satin bows on the spruce cap against the back of her. chair—now almost falling forward, and her fat hands listlessly in her lap " No, I ain't neither," said the urchin, " I'm gnawing this 'ere candy." The House has been thoroughly renovated and much improved, and the proprietor feels assured that he can make his guests comfortable in every way. His table will be supplied with the best of provinder, and his bar with the choicest of liquors. The patronage of the public is respectfully solicited. Pittston, June 6, *67-ly J. D. PAINT8, OILS, GLASS,PAINT-BRUSIIES, Ac. and all other articles belonging to -the trade constantly on hand. Weaim to please, and are willing to rely upon tha work we hare done in the past for recommendation. Pittston, April 25, '6T. • J. B. O F D R Y GOODS, Eyes Opek.—Keep your eyeB open, boys and girls. There is not a leaf on the trees, a lichen on the bark, a face in the street, but that can teach you something, if you will only keep your eyes open. ' No. 47 North Third St., riage. "Yon don't seem to know how to take me," said a vulgar fellow to a gentleman he had insulted. "Ties { do," S3 id the gentleman, by the nose." PHILADELPHIA: Healtii constitutes the happines —virtue that of the mind. e body Aug. 8, '05.