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RMS OF PUBLICATION JOB PRINTING AND RULING. The I'ttTsroif GasxttB is published every Thv rsdat mornin| by J. W. Freeman and A.fC. Howill, in th Uamtf Building," west side of Main Street, at S3. The Gazette Iobbiw Orrtc* embraces a large variety Of Jobbing Material, with one Large Cylinder Tay per annum lor Steam Press, two smaller Steam Power Presses and two Hand Presses, thus enabling as to expedite work of every kind, and tc execute it in a manner not No postage charged within the County. Terms of advertising as follows: One ityquare, (10 lines) or less, one month or less, {2 bree months, $6; aix months, $8; one year, $12. One-fighth Column, one mo., $5; three mos., $10. six months, $15; one year, $25. tie surpassed even in oui arge cities, and at low rates. Particular attention puid to the printing of Manifests, Pamphlets, Circulars, Show-Bills, Labels Notes, Orders, Hand-Bills,' Bill-Heads, Tickets (:ard«, fte. On»-fuarter Column, one mo., $10; three mos., $18 si* months,$25; one year, $35. Column, one mo., $18; three mos., $30; six month*, $50; one year,$TO. DEVOTED TO THE COAL INTERESTS, POLITIC8, NEWS, LITERATURE, AGRICULTURE, AND GENERAL INTELLIGENCE, . RuWd and Bound work of all kinds done to orde n „tlle neatest and best manner, and printed to order. One [Column, one month, $30; three months, $40 six minths, $70; one year,$120. Auditors' and Administrators' Notices, 83 each. All Communications of limited or individual interest. 20 cents per line. Notices of Marriages and Deaths, ree; Ifutices accompanying the same,20 ots. per line. VOL. XX. -NO. 33. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1869. WHOLE NO. 1,02- Reth"" ""'"f Justices' and Constables" Blanks, to« License Applications and Bonds, Notei-- con»uL.oOIUrac,s. Time and Pay Rolls, & i - '"yonh.r,) HOTELS. BOOTS AND SHOES. MISCELLANEOUS. Oil t BE NOT THE FIRST. BEHIND THE CURTAIN-HOW THEY ing a ladder by which the y0ice Cao I ascend or descend at pleasure. Sometimes other lines are added either above | or below which are called ledger lines : because similar lines are used by tailors, grocers, and others to post additional items in their ledytrs and of course to lengthen their bills. These wero invented by a young lady—Ad-a-lioe. By the use of the staff, persons are enabled to walk straight through a piece of uiusic, or to ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BOOTS AND SHOES! Oh! be not the first to discover A blot on the name of a friend, A flaw on ttye faith of a lover, Whose heart may be trne to the en J, GO TO BED. p IS. STARK. V-D. ATTORNEY AT LAW, H Y T E ' S WINDOW SHADES.—A New and T f Splendid lot of the celebrated Rustic Window shades, a real gem in house furniture. Come and see Chem at R. B. CUTLERS Pittston, April Agent for Luzerne Co., P The young girl trips gaily up to her chamber, and, with the cautious timidity peculiar to her 9ex, first locks the door and arranges the window curtains, eo that by no chance a passer by ( or a belated noctural wanderer from the pavement can catch a glimpse of her beauty when en-dixhabille. This task completed, she turns CDn the gas to its full, and institutes a general search throughout the apartment that 9he may be sure it does not contain a horrible " bugbear,'' or a " desperate ruflian," in big whiskers and crisp black hair. Carefully, with her delicate little fingers, she lifts the bed valance, peers into places where even Tom Thumb could not squeeze his diminutive corporation, and takes a cursory peep into the hall emptied trunk, not forgetting to glsnco nervously under the sofa, the space between which and the floor is not sufficient to contain the ghost of Calvin Edson, much less an ordinary robber. Having ascertained that she is really alune, she leisurely proceeds to divest her fair form of the silk and liuen conventionalities of society. First, she relieves her glossy hair of the pins and combs which enthrall it, and " docs it np" more compactly. Then off comcs the little collar and the little vapory cloud of lace she called undorsleeves, which all the day have been clasped around her white plump arms, by * couple of Iudia rubber straps. Next the love of a spring silk dress is unfast. cued in front. The sundry waist strings and button straps are loosed, and lo! what a collapse like Lowe's big baloon. She stands like Saturn, the centre of the rings. "There they lie on the soft carpet, partly covered by the linea underfixings, with no more expression in them than there is in the floor beneath the carpet. She sits now on the side of the snowy bed, and begins the unlacing of gaiters, and the disrobing of those fair swelling limbs of their stockings- The pretty little foot is carefully perched upon the knee—down drops the gaiter, off drops the elastic, and her thumb inserted in the top of her stockings pushes it down—down over the heel,and the cotton rests beside the prunella. So with the other foot, only involving a change of position. There is a smile that peeps out behind the blushes of he sweet face, now, as standing before the glass, she places on her the night cap, and with the twist of her finger ties tbo bewitching bow. Then the nightgown is thrown over the frilled chemise, concealing tne heaving bosom and the shoulders in the liuen folds. Then the counterpane and sheets are turned back, snd the gas is turned down very, very low—and the little form presses the yielding cou~h, und the angel goes off into the world of dreams. Now, in the room directly above her, is tho great brute of a brother. He comes into it, shuts the door with a slam, turns the key with a snap, growls at a chair which happens to be in the way, pulls of his boots and throws them in a corner, jerks his socks from his feet, drops his pants on the floor anu lets them lie there, gels off his vest and coat by a quick, vindictive move of the arms and body, unpiusand unbuttons his collar, throws it carelessly at, rather than on the tabla ; travels to tho window in bis shirt extremity to let down the curtain, as it he didn't care a cuss whether tho population of the neighborhood beheld his anatomy or not; then puts out the light then bounces into bed like a great calf jumping into a pile of hay—curls himself up, his knees nearly touching his nose, lies a moment or two, turns on his back, stretches bis limbs out, swears at the tuckfbg in of the bed clothes, grunts, gets over on the other side, and is— asleep. Then comcs in the snoring ami the 'cc,urp* CDn woman'* riglili ?t»»ndTO _uf lletWv,vS a "w? about a woman wlic " thcirl, 0,1 wom.'Jemenrl' et'"K l'ie diaadvanta U,e »«» &,rt' 9 impelled to struct "■)•»«*DD uTwV,»» *trttWJu'«auf sorrow became with t1ower^h"tSm;t.f'0,ne one has llre-i lonK merit, sorrow, lu'.vDo ij*lh D» notalways strewn hand an.i h,. tares,,I, . ««hlept to disappointjsssafsS^^ssswsttI " Oct mi rues fees *;*C"»» »'h a'., O'er nights of , ol«, I thought upon tlte 'Un^.,s; The Jun$s to And wondered why, Tc have a boy I should tl7' A ffctoit. MARK McDonnell PITTSTOK, PENS'A HOTEL AND RESTAURANT, tgS.10,'65. (a Li lCaOPRAX), XAST MAKKKT STRUT, OPPOSITE THE JAIL, WILKES-BABBE, PA. Meals at all hours. Meats, Game, Oysters, and everything in season. Liquors A Charges mod- Feb. S5,1869-ly Proprietor. aWould respectfully | | inform the public tliat L I he has opened ut liis now Boot and Shoe store, an entirely new i ftru* handsome variety feU LADIES', MISSES' A CHILDREN'S SHOES of every description, style and quality, with an entire assortment of everything in the boot and shoe line,from the dainty slipper to the strong lumbering boot. I wish to say to farmers particularly, who wish to buy We none of us know one *nothcr And olt into error we fall H. PAINTER, gAMUEL J. BARBER, KEYSTONE MARBLE YARD, So let u* speak well of each othC*r Or speak not all ATTORNEY AT LAW. Sculptor, and Dealer in A smile or a si«jh may awaken Business promptly attended to—Collections etc. Office in Gauttk Building, MAIN STREET, PITTSTON, PA. [May «, 1869 tf. SWAN HOTEL, pirrsTON, pa. The undersigned has lately purchased the Hotel property known as the Swan Hotel, in the borough of Piltston, and is now prepared to meet the demands of the public for a first class Hotel Sept. SO, '69.-ly Suspicion, most foul and undue; And thus our belief may be shaken, In hearth that are honest and true run over the cotes withouting letting the voice fall and hurt itself. FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC MARBLE, All along the staff are certain upright lines called bars, which, with the lines of the stuff, very much resemble a post and rail fence. The voice must be very elastic that can with |one bound clear the entire staff—any one to attempt Tomb Stones, Mantels, Window Caps and Sills. How often the light smile of gladness Is worn by a Iriend that we meet, DL. O'NEIL, , ATTORNEY AT LAW. PASSPORT PENSION AND CLAIM AGENT, CHA8 SCHKAD"K, Opposite the Bank, FOREST HOUSE, PITTSTON, LUZERNE CO., PA To cover a soul full of sadness, Too proud to acknowledge defeat WILKES-BARRE, PA BINGHAM TON BOOTS, I wept—my baby u na a boyi I thought of all my pleasure. Of broken kite and scattered Of coat and trowsers to be meo^,. I wept fur puta of luckless jell. For household idols rudely For chicken* strangled in the shell, ' And wretched kiitens hung and drowti^ 25,'6S—ly. SCR ANTON,*.PA. that I keep a full supply of the best make alway9 on hand, and tho J J. MERRIAM'S . . STUDIO How often the friend we love dearest, Their noblest emotions conceal; And bosomi. the purest, sincercst. Have secrets they cannot reveal*. it must C sharp, or he will in all probability B Hat ou the other side. These bars are so called because they sometimes prove a bar to young beginners, but to one who understands their use they are resting places for the voice as it climbs higher and higher. C. I, WRIGHT. 9. C. BiRRlSOTOR, \\7RIGHT & HARRINGTON, V V ATTORNEYS AT LAW, WILKES-BARRE. PA. S. J. REED. July 22,1869-ly. U. G, 8CHOONMAKER. CHEAPEST IN TOWN —COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES. At Miller's Photograph Rooms, Being a practical shoemaker myself, and employing none but CABINET AND LIFE-SIZE PORTRAITS How often the sigh of dejection Is heard from the hypocrite's breast To parody truth and affection, Or lull suspicion lo rest. tftfeeon Main St., above Z. Bennett's Store. V,II practice in Courts of Luzerne County and t.j.yor'6 Courts of Carbondale. qnBuUations in German and English. D. C. Harrington, Notary Public. Feb. 4.1864. T UZERNE HOUSE, Painted in OilColors. Also copies made from Daguerre otypes. Ambrotvnes or Card Pictures any size desired, and Painted in Oil or If attr Color» or re-toutked teiiM Iadta Ink. Plttstcn, Sept. C, 1S66.—ly I wept—my baby was a boy! And siglftd o'er all ot manhood's bother; How every girl he chaneed to know Would want to kiss him for his mother. How, crossed in love and politics, When women made the law and voted. He it get into some procious fix And break the heart that ou him doted. W1LKESBARRE, PENN'A THE BEST OF WORKMEN, Here liavdn interfered, as it was time to ad- T. B. HULTr}Proprie,orS I,oave base minds to harbor suspicion And small ones to trace out defects; journ the meeting. I can warrant entire satisfaction in the Cl'STOM DEPARTMENT to all who wish a complete fit, and will favor me with their patronage. MARK MCDONNELL. Q B. DERMAN, Thanking Mozart f Dr his instructive lecture, he announced that next time they would expect to hear from Bethoven. Jan. T, 1889. Lot ours be a nobler ambition. For base is the minds that suspects S SUTHERLAND, • JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, FOR WEST PITTSTON BOROUGH HORSE HOTEL, PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO RE- TEACIIEK IN THE We none of us know one another, And oft into error we fall; So let us speak well of each other. Or speak not at all. Here endeth the first le&son Ami so I til rued unto the trntt Anil tried in vain my griel to smother, To tliinl: I had a boy at all, And rowed I'd never have another. MARKET STREET, WILKES-BARRE, PA PAIRING CULTIVATION OF THE VOICE, Thorough Bass, Violin and (iuitar Music. Applica tions may be left with Mrs. B. Hall, or at the Uaistti Office. [Aug. 5, '69-Bm C/■ Office corner of Exeter and Warren Street*. All business pertaining to his office promptly attended to—Collections made, Ac. May ». USO-ly. Call before purchasing, and remember the ngh place. Becoming a Medium.—The fascinating spiritual rapping is without a doubt gaining strength among us, and some very ludicrous incidents often grow out of it at times, as well as more serious and deplorable ones. %W Good Stabling attached. L. B. PERRIN, Paoruiroa Oct. 23, '68. SCISSORINKTOMBS. Jenkins' Block, opposite Battle's Brick Bnllding. Main Si, Pittston, Pa, [Jan. 10,'68 What Workingmen Think of CENTRAL HOTEL, UPPER PIT TSTON. To Hotel Keepers. Applications and bonds for tavern LICENSE for sale at the PITTSTON GAZETTE OFFICE Free Trade Woman's writes—postscripts. Paper Cuffs—Newspaper attacks. Cincinnati has a "St. Peter'*'" beer sylopn. What is nothing? A footless stocking without a leg. PHYSICIANS. THOS. B. EVANS' Boot and Shoe Establishment We learn Irom the Ironmonger, that a well attended meeting convened b; the "Trades of Great Britain Defense Association"—a body which, it was stated, was inaugurated by the masters and journeymen lath renders ol Londou at a meeting in May last—was recently held at the Shoreditch Town llall, "to take into consideration the present critical state ot the country, tho depression of trade, and the general want of employment, consequent on the general importation of foreign and manufactured goods, and to petition Parliament for a commission of inquiry as to the working of our commercial policy." The following resolution was moved by Mr. S. Bartlett: "That the principle of free trade should be based upon an equality of international exchanges; but other nations not having adopted the principle, it has become injurious to England, and is tho causo of the present depression of trade, the want of employ ment and the increase of pauperism. This meeting, therefore, considers it their duty to the Government to institute an immediate inquiry into the working of our commercial policy,with the view of ascertaining how far this unreciprocated tree trade contributes towards producing this depression, want of employment, an J pauperism, and to what extent it may be limited, so as to produce an effectual remedy." The mover said the subject of the meeting wus not to protest against (ree trade per »e but against the manner in which the policy inaugurated by the Manchester school of economists had effected the manufacturing and industrial interests of the country. The free trade policy of England was not reciprocate! by other countries, and no .more striking proof of this could be founu, than the fact that, according to tho Board ol Trude returns, the imports of tbKe country exceeded the exports in valne by £67,000,000. Mr. Cob- and his co-laborers promised the workingmen increased wages and a reduction in tho cost of provisions, but what was the result? Industry after industry was being annihilated, and emigration was the only panacea suggested. There was a grievous error at the bottom of this state of things, &nd he. hoped the working classes would unite as one man in the request to the Goverment to inquire how far our so-called free trade policy had produced the present depression in trade, and the consequent pauperism and want of employment. Mr. Sangester, in seconding the resolution,asserted that we lost immensely by the French treaty, which he said was of a protectionist character, aud ignored the free trade principle as fir as England was concerned, and if it was not put an end to, would cause the ruin of English commerce and industry. English exports were heavily taxed by every nation, and it was time that something should be done to insure fair play, else foreign manufacture would inundate cur market, and the representatives of our manufacture* would become the hewers of wood and the drawers of waters of Europe. Mr. Brooks in an animated speech, attributed the increase of pauperism and its accompanying ills to our commercial policy, aud denounced the notion that nothing but emigration could improve the cou; dition of the working ]Coupulatijn. The resolution was unanimously adopted ; and a petition to Parliament, embodying the views of the speakers having beeu adopted, the proceedings terminated. A few nights since, says an exchange, i. youg male friend of ours, who from a sueering sceptic had become a devout believer, retired to rest, after having his nervous system partially destroyed by the information, through the spir it of his grand-father, that he would soon be come a powerful medium. He was in his first comfortable snooze when a clicking ncise in the direction of the door awoke him. He listened intently; the'noise was still going on—verv like the raps ol the spirits ou the table, indeed ! gLAKELY HALL, J. S. HINDS, Prop'r The House has been thoroughly renovated and much improved, and the proprietor feels assured that he can make hie guests comfortable in every way. His table will be supplied with the best of provinder and his bar with the chocest of liquors. The patronage of the public is restfully solicited. Pittaton, June a, '67-y It is very impudent to ask a lawyer if he ever told » lie. CHEMIST AND DR VOOJST, AND USEFUL PATENT. The new Thames Tunnel will be completed thw year. ANTI-WINDOW RATTLER, ilAIN STREET, Oct, T, lS«9.-«m PITTSTON, PA. The scarcest thing in the world—old maids children.HEAT MARKETS. FOR DWELLINGS, CARS, STEAMBOATS, tC. The profits ot the American Institute Fair are about 121,000. J )U. N. C. GIDDINGS, Full Blast! Prevents Rattling and Shaking of the Windows by the wind or other causes. Tightens the Sash, Prevents the wind and dust from entering, easily attached, and rounjreg tuit a single glance to Judge of its merits. kw -*le by WM. ALLEN, Hardware Dealer, I'ittston, Pa. Bonner's'-Bogart colt" has made a mile to wagon in £19U. Tobacco is now paying the bulk of the internal revenue tax. "" PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, 49" Office in Hope Express office, PITTSTON,PA. May 13, IWtt-ly. "VTEW MEAT MARKET. Xl The undersigned has fitted up a convenient an J accessible Meat Market in the Room formerly occupied as a Bar-Boom, in the •* Butler House" Buildin*. where tie will keep a constant supply of the best of'Meats of all kinds suitable to the season. A share of public patronage is 'tREFFISON. " Who is there ?" The web of our life is ot a mingled yarn, good ami ill together. What State is high in the middle and round at both ends ? O-h-i-o. 1 Two doors above Lewis Cohen's Clothing Store, There was no answer, acd the queer noise P. J. O'MALLEY, Late Resident Surgeon and Physician of 8t. Vinjents Hospital, NEW YORK. Oftiao—Main street, opposite Battle's brick building,, Pfttoton, Pa. Aug. 20. '68—3m.* MAIN STREET, PITTSTON. gEWING MACHINE DEPOT stop ped. Providence, R. I., has Sunday evening lectures in the opera house. Pittson, May 6,1889. " Anybody there ?" No answer. PITTSTON MEAT MARKET. PETER SE1BEL. At the Pittston Meat Market, opposite the Bank, desire to inform the public that they are as heretofore supplying their numerous customers with the best of f-RESH BEEF, PORK, MUTTON, LAMB, and all other seasonable meats. They are also dealing in HIDES SHEEP SKIN'S, andFUR*,for which they will at all times pay the HIGHE8T MARKET PRICE8 IN CASH. Hring them along. P. 8. Pittston, Nor. 1,1868—tf. He has supplied himself with a variety of the best of stock, ana has a stiDDng force of GOOD WORKMEN constantly employed, enabling him to turn out work upon short notice and executed in such a manner as to give satisfaction to all. Anything in the shape of a Fine or Coarse Boot or 8hoe will be made in the neatest and most satisfactory manner, for either gentleman or lady. Connecticut seed leaf tobacco has brought CO cents per pound this fall. Working sewing machines by electricity is amun£ the latest inventions. '•It must have been a spirit," he slid to himself. " I must be a medium. I'll try." (aloud) If there is a spirit io the room it will signify the same by saying 'aye'—no that's not what I mean. II there is a spirit in the room will it please to rap thrc;e timet?' WHOLESALE GROCERS. Why is a cat 011 the top ef a house like an orange* Because she looks round. p SO. W. BRAINERD & CO., VJ" GROCERS, 103 Murray, near West Street, NEW YORK; (OBO.W. BVlIXttB, -C DAVID BUMS. (.1LIBBA W.lllia» The Bowdoin College students want the Monday morning recitations abolished. KEPAIRING OF ALL KINDS ATTENDED TO WITH It Is said (hat Asa Packer is writing his "Recollections of a icell spent political life." PROMPTNESS. Three very distinct raps were given in the direction of the door. " Is it the spirit ol my sister?" Mrs. Vanderbilt is to make an attack on the Commodore's -'prle" by giving a grand party. Thankful for past favors, wo are encouraged to go ahead- Give us a call, and we will do our best to please. Dec. 3. '68-tf T"OS. B. EVANS. No answer. By the private letters of Berihier, Napoleon's chief of staff, it appears he betrayed the Emperor.' J. A. WISNER, RESTAURANTS. "Is it the spirit of ray mother?" Three taps. A Musical genius in Rochester, Minn., whistles tli« first and second parts of a tune at the same time. No. D2 Front Street, NEW TORK. JOHN U. HORN, g STURM ER'S Poisoned—a family of eight persons in Chicago last week, by drinking green tea. They may recover. Are you happy I" An English mathematician has calculated that Noah's Ark was four miles long and half a mile wide. BONNELJ, k ADAMS wpeuaau oaocaas. MARKET STREET (opposite the jail) WILKSS-BA REE. Nine laps. Shall I hear from you to-morrow ?" Raps very loud agaiu; this time in thediree tion of the door. A lady in Waterbnry, who drew a gent's wrapper at a prize concert, now wants to draw a mau to put in it. jyriLLEfi * ROSS, COMMISSION MERCHANTS and JOBBERS of Groceries, Provisions, Floor, Grain, Meal, Feed, Seeds, Ac., Ac. Fish, Steaks, Chops, *c. 4c. Old an 1 New Ales,, Wines, Liquors and Cigars of the choicest quality. Feb. 25 186»—tf. A CATASiaopni.—Whv does a cat on his hind legs remind one of Niagara Falls ? Because it is a cat-erect. C. M. M A X W E L L , " Shall I ever see yon ?" The raps then cam? Irotn the outside of the door. lie waited long for au answer to his last question, but none cani-i. The spirit had gone ; and after thinkng on the extraordinary visit, he turned over and fell asleeD. What is the difference between a jeweler and it jailor ? One sells watches and the other watefces cells. JJILEMAN'S SALOON In his new Sewing Machine Depot 20fi Market St., A woman in Jacksonville, III., a few days since, paraded the streets in the costume of Eve, before tho fall. Feb. 18, ••». HART.PHILLIPS, Proprietor. A lottery case is beforo the United States Conini issioncr, in which Benjamin Wood is indirectly involved.Main St., Pittaton, Pa. The Bar and Restaurant of this establishment will be kept up in the best of style, and the Billiard department administered with a view to satisfying all who patronise it. The present proprietor hopes by strict attention to business to mai n tain the liberal patronage and popularity of the establishment. Pittston, March 11, '60. BOOT & SHOE MANUFACTORY. WILKES- £ARRJ?, PA Ou getting up in the morning, he founl that the spirit of his mother had carried off his watch and purse, his pauts down stairs into the hall, and his great coat off altogether. We have heard many conundrums worse than th«» following: "Why is kissing like victory?" "Its east to Grant rjT McNAMARA REM OVAL! offer9 to the people of Luzerne County advantages in the purchase of sewing machines Dealer in Dry Goods. Groceries, Crockery, Provis- Ac., New Brick 8tore, next door to Brandenburg's BaKery, MAIN STREET, Having disposed of my interest in the Mercantile busiues*, I have concentrated my whole attention upon the Manufacture and sale of In Boston a woman has been sentenced to twCi months iu the hOi.se of industry for being a common drunkard. UNEyHALED BY ANY OTHER SEWING MACHINE PITTSTON,fA. A, full Stock ol Fresh Goods always on hand llttston. May 6,18G9-ly. 1. ft. PATPAIR. P. a. COIHt. pAYFAIR, COYNE & CO.'S J. H. MORKY DEALER IN THE COUNTY. A dentist of western Now York declares lie pulled his own teeth, after putting himself to sleep with chloroform. BOOTS k SHOES, IIow it Fbkls to Get Drlkk.—Mr. Samuel Peabady was arrested in Philadelphia by the watchtuau ou suspicion of being intoxicated. The Mayor desired to know Samuel's opinion of the matter. He narrated h is experience thus Ladles' and. Gentlemen's and, hereby request to my numerous* old and tried friend*, and the public in general, to call and see me at my new quarters in my brick Building a few doors below the First National Bank. My accommodations for the business are now the most complete they have ever t»een, and I desire to give the public the advantage of them and will do so it they will but g»ve me the opportunity. My long experience has given me a thorough knowledge of the business, and customers may rest assured tnat they will not be imposed upon in either sale or custom work. He has samples of An outrageous scamp says that the most popular author among the ladies is Hug— o. He ought to bo1 extinguished. ri RADltrWARD & CO., Vj (SUCCESSORS TO J. B. STARK A CO.) WHOLESALE 4 RETAIL DEALERS IN Groceries, Provisions, Flour, Salt, Wood and Willow Ware, DINING ROOMS. snorting 328 LACHAWANNA AVENUE., EVERY FIRST CLASS SEWING MACHINE SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC. ■Mohammedans say that one hour of justice is wortii seventy years of prayer. One act of charity is wort'i a ceutury of eloquence. SCRANTON, PENNA IN THE MARKET, wise Do you keep matches ?" asked a wag of a retail c Game and Shell Fish of all kinds. In Season. Oysters received by Express daily. Meals sereed to order from 6 a. m., to 12 p. m. Dinner daily, from 12 till 3 o'clock. Aug. 2G.-3m Once upon a time a great discord arose in musical circles—all the ianrf-its seemed to be out of tune, anJ determined to have a regular net- Well, sir, I mout have beeu drunk, aud I mout not—I can't pretend to say for certain. The fact is, I've done so little that way that I'll bo blamed if I know when I am drunk. I dare say that some of these police gentlemen are better judges than I am, when it comes to that. But I will tell you exactly what I did and bow 1 felt, and if your Honor concludes I was drunk, why I'll pay the fiue and say nothing about it. You see I wss troubled with the wind, and took four glasses of lavender brandy to start it. Soon alter I felt a buzzing in my ears, aqd then the hecups was awful troublesome, but that I thought was wiud coming off. Then it seamed to me as I walked along the street that an awning post or water plug every now aud then would jump right up before me, a9 if they would head n,e off. I was a little mad at thi3, and struck oueor two of them with my knuckles, but my fists got the Torst of it. - "Oil yes, all kinds," was the reply. ••Well, then I'll lake a trotting match." East Side of Public Square, (Nos, 29 and 30,) mid offers to sell What is the difference between a railroad conductor and a school One minds the train anCl the other trains the nrntra. WILKE3-BARRE, PA. 5 A. GftlDT, JOHI M. WiftD, I. M. Kikkindall. LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S SHOES, EITHER A lawsuit has been decided in Connecticut by a, game of euchre. The defendant won, and the lawyer* were euchred out of fees. May 20,1869-ly. NEWSPAPERIAL Every fellow had his head full of crotchets, and the whole party were in a perfect quaver of H. WHYTE of every description, made to order and kept for sale. The best, the cheapest and handsomest that can be procured. S. 8TUKMER. Pittston, Jan. 28,1869—ly. of the different styles with the privilege of exchange at any time within two months from date of purchase f the customer should desire to try any other make. This is a rare chanee for Ladies wanting the best ma chine to suit themselves. cxcitement. Kattlr.-nakes bring fifteen dollars at Norfolk, Virginia. Copperheads could be bought at a much less price in Pennsylvania just notv. BAKERIES. It seemed that Moses Art, commonly called Mozart, was about to Beat Hoven, having a grudge against him on account of Donna- Zetti, and having seized a Handel, was trying to get his key for the purpose of "Robin a dair'y, or somebody's chicken house. BRANDENBURG'S BAKERY. Mew Briek, opposite Big Basin,' NEWS DEALER, AND CIRCULATING LIBRARY. Massachusetts possesses two very valuable violnn —ouo over two hundred years old and the otht r on* hundred and ninety-nine years of age. BREWERIES. His stock is made up of Florance, Wheeler A Wil son, Elliptic, Grover A Baker, Singer, Wilcox k Gtbhs Howe, and American Button Hole and Overseaming Sewing Machine. PITTSTON, PA. rpHE STAFF OF LIFE it good Bread, and I jL would respectfully inform the citiiem of Pittston and vicinity, that I always keep the feuuine article on handforsale, withallkiadse Dealer in Foreign and Domestic News Papers, aiiucs, School Books, Blank Books, Stationary of all kinds. Yankee Notions, and everything connected with the trade. Orders taken forauythingand everything.Rand, howell & king, [Successors to Shith Bros.,] CELEBRATED XX AND XXXX ALES, UNRIVALED CREAM ALES, Manufactured from THE BEST OF MALT AND HOPS. Families can be supplied with a Pure Healthy and Nutritious beverage. Kossuth county, Iowa, cast a unanimously Uepubl - ean vote on the Tuesday of October.' Kutiier a poor place for Democrats, Kossuth is. Call and examine'his stock before purchasing elsewhere. [April 8 "6».-tf. The fact is they had all been driuking Meyer Bur to excess, until it had worked them into a perfect ferment, and each one used his staff to some purpose, running up and down from one bar to another, and striking inhere and there whenever they could get a chance, and shouting at the very top of their voices. The young women of Evanston, Illinois, College play b«se hall three times a week. The facuhy proudly refer to it as "part of their system." BASE BALL EMPORIUM iH The Mott Steam Mill, A young lady says the reasou that she carries a parasol is, that the sun is ol the masculine gender, and she cannot withstand its ardent glances. CRACKERS. PIES, CAKES, *e., Ac. Families and Parties supplied with everything in his Una, on short notice, and on reasonable terms. «- TRY ME. [Pittston, June 10,'69-tf. TycDOUGALL'S ill CENTRAL BOOK AND MUSIC STORE, The total cost of the bi-centcnnial celebration at Westfield, Mass.. tor which $iUOU was appropriate.I, was $1'D,000. The flood reduced the expenses. XX AND XXXX FORTEK, P1TTST0N, PENN'A. GllIER & FARREll, Propr's Mr establishment is now in my new brick Muilaisf opposite the big basin, on Main st. FRANK Pittston, March 1,1861). MINERAL WATER, SODA WATER, SARSAPA- "My German friend, how long have you been married ?" "Vel, dis is a ting vot i seldom don't like to talk apout, bat ven I does, it seems so long as never vas." Opposite Cooper's Hall, Keeps constantly on hand a good assortmeat ol Books, Music, and Stationery of all kiiidn. SLATES, RILLA. Ac. BOTTLED ALE AND rORTER. UNION BREWERY, Pittslon. Pa. Manufacturers of Finest Quality Family Flour Chop and Feed ef various kinds, and dealers in Grain At length llagdn came along and being a great composer, he succeeded in quieting the uproar, although "Moze" persisted that he only wanted to Peg-a-niny for pretending to rival him in music or in Donna ZcttVs charms. It seerred that all the gas lights had faces, some winked and some grinned at me, and one that stood before a hotel and nodded as it it was acquainted with me, and made a sign as if towards the door, as much as to say, "Go in,Sam, and get something to drink," which I did. When I came out there was the greatest to do that I ever saw; I was sure there was au earthquake, tor the houses and steeples were all staggering about, and the street was rocking like a cradle. It was a most sublime spectacle; so I fetched up against a pump and held on, while I took a good look at the magnificent scene. No panorama could come up to it; houses, trees, fences, all reariug and plunging like wild horses. The sight was worth a dollar and a half- If I have to pay a fiue I dop't care, for I got the full Talue of the money. New bakery. The undersigned would respectfully announce te the public that be has opened PENCILS, PAPER, SCHOOL BOOKS, BLANK BOOKS, March'28/GO-tf.J generally, All Flour and Feed sold by us, warranted In Chicago*?, toothless man, shaking with palsy, has just marrie I a blooming damsel of eighteen summers. She is his third wife. But perhaps he has money ! as represented. All orders promptly Blled Coal and Coal Mines AN EXTENSIVE BAKERY IN PITT8TON adjoining the Butler House, whore ha will be prepared at all time* to supply familiea and partiaa with Bread Biscuit, Cakes and Pica, o( all kind, on «hort notice. From an extensive experience in the bakery business they feel ao hesitation is saying that be will be able to satisfy all aa to the quality of Bread Ac,, which he offers. A share of patronage is respectful- Ir solicited. L. ELTERICH. Pittston July 6th, 1S8J. hug"hes' Pittston, Dec. 10,1868.—ly. Dr. Hill ol Queen's College, Birmingham, England, in a recent lecture on the "Chemistry of the Mine," made some interesting remarks on coal and coal mines. He said : As the iancf-its wore very jealous of each and made great pretensions to music, it was agreed that each ol these three musicians in the first claSs should deliver a lectnre to the rest, and that Ilaydn should decide as to. their respective merits. In Norweigan township. Schuylkill county, the.-® were but twenty-three names upon the registry li-t. Notwithstanding the Democracy managed to increase the number to 172. MEMORANDUMS, Ac. The business will receive careful attention and •vary addition will be promptly made uD the slock which the wants of the oomrauui'ty may call for. Tha patrnuge of the public in respectfully solicited. Pittsaon, April 18.1807. Jg U. JONES & BROS' Proprietors of Practical Bricklayers and Builders, An old lady met our tleril on tiie street the other uay who asked him if she hadn't as much right to ban*' her clothes on Mason and Dixon'a line as to plant beans at the North Pole. PITTSTON BREWERY, PITTSTON, PA. "The history of these formations was most interesting. Their age must be very great, as they have never been found with any traccs of human remains. The principal animal forms were of a much lower type, consisting of snails,' fish, reptiles and insects. The impression they have left, and the skeletons of them which remain, show that they were of a similar character to what are now knowu as 'horsetails' pines, resembling the Arancaria of gardens, ferns, club mosses and a sort of palin. These were all of great size, the ferns branching to a bight of 50 feet; and the club mosses, now insignificant, were then 60 or 70 feet high. Taking into consideration the gigantic dimensions of the different plants, and the branched character of the ferns—such as only grow in hot climates— led them to conclude that England must atone time have had a tropical climute. A period whenauch rapidly growing and enormous plants of unlimited numbers existed, is thus seen to have been highly favorable to the formation of those immense of vegetable matter— which may have been like peat beds, or carried ou by river currents to their preseut beds— formijg coal. There was nodoubt but that coal was changed wood, such chango being due to moisture, heat and pressure. They might look upon wood as carbon, hydrogen and oxygen.— As soon as a plant died :it began to decay, and then the three elements entered into new combinations to form compounds which d'd not exist in the original wood. One part of the carbon entered into combination with part of the oxygen to form carbonic acid; another part combined with some of the hydrogen to form carburated hydrogen or 'firci-damp while the remaining carbon, having no more oxygen hydrogen to combine with, remains and constitutes black coal. If there were enough oxygen and hydrogen in the wood to combine with all the carbon, probably it woild have been entirely removed by the same process, and there would have been no coal measures. Anthracite coal was that which had advanced furthest, and was most completely carbonized. They could easily understand after that liow it was that coal had been formed, and also how carbureted hydrogen the dangerous 'fire-damp,' was generated and confined injfissures in the coal, where there had been no outlet into the air. Fortunately it did not often appear amon£ them. Coal was found atalmostall elevation;, from 8,000 feet above the level of the sea, to 1,800 below it, as at White Haven, where it. addition to its depth, it is worked under the bed of the occan for nearly a mile. It is, therefore, nearly certain that there are ilnmense stores of coal existing at depths and in positions which render them inaccessible. Carbonic acid, known to the miners as choke damp, is produced when carbon is burned with a sufficient amount of air or oxygen."Are prepared to furnish their patrons with all thei^. An experience of Twenty Years enables ns to ensur« the public unrivalled accomplishments in the perfection of our work, and is an inducement in our favor to all who desire to build. Kesidence on Luzerne Avenue, West Pittston. Sept. 30, '6'J-ly famous brands of One live man, with a moderate amount of capital and energy, is worth more to a town than a dozen rich old fogies, who shut their money up in bonds and unimproved real state. , CARRIAGES, WAGONS, &,o. ALE, PORTER, &C. So, altera short pause, in which Moze-art could hardly keep from giving Soven three mote beats with the "Handel," he began as follows : piTTSTON TANNERY. A little boy, seeing a drunken man prostrate before the door of a groggery, opened the door, and putting in his head, sa d to the proprietor: "See here, sir, your sign has fallen down. / CARRIAGE AND WAGON MAK-1NG, AND Orders will be received at their regular Agency in BCR ANTON. Also in PITTSTON. LECTUKB 1 DENTISTS. They have full and complete arrangements tnade for tha PITTSTON, PA, Singing is the s rt of opening the mouth properly so as to make the voice musical. People may open the mouth in caping or eating,butno music is thereby produced, and therefore is not singing. There aro other musical animalv besides man, as for instance birds and tea-kettles which sing principally morning and evening. The latter sings only when it gels steam up,and' in this respect is only too olten imitated by 3. BECK, M. D—DENTIST J, late of PHILADELPHIA—JOB 0—Two doori above his for•ner residence, East side of Main St., above th* 9ublicdquare, Willces-Barr«, P«nn. July Iv. BLACKS MITHING. Oak, and Hemlock Bark, Hides, Calf Skins, and Pelts wanted, for which the highest prices will be paid. It is expected that two hundred delegates from Edrope will visit this country a year from this fail, to attend the General Christian Alliance in the city of New York. The Convention will be one of the greatest events of tho age. MANUFACTURE OF ALE, the quality of which will be unsurpassed. Send in 1 WE Undersigned is now prepared at his Shop In West i'ittston, to do a general business, in BLACKSMITHIN'G,and the manufactare of WAGONS, CARRIAGES AND BUGGIES. LEATHER OF ALL KINDS constantly on hand. wour orders Dec. 17—lm. JAMES DAVIS A CO., Near J. R. Wear A Co-e, Pluming Mill. Fittston, Feb. 11.1S69. A Tocgh Stort.—There is a place in Maine, so rockey, tbat when the down-castcrs plaut corn, they look for crevices in the rocks, aud shoot the grains in with a musket; they can't raise ducks there no iiow, lor the stones are so thick that the ducks can't get their bills between them to pick grasshoppers, and the onlyway tbat the sheep can get at the sprigs of g rass is by grinding their noses on a griudstone. Bat that ain't a circumstance to a place on the eastern shore; there the land is so poor, that ou a clear day you can see the grasshoppers climb up a mullen stalk, and look with tears in their eyes over a fifty acre field ; aud the humble bees have to get down on their knees to get at the grass ; all the mosquitoes died of starvation,aud the turkey buzzards bad to emigrate. But there i3 a county in Virginia which can beat that; there the land is so sterile that when the wiud is in the northwest, they have to tie the children to keep them from being blown away ; there it takes six frogs to see a man, and when the dogs bark they have to lean against the fence; the horses are so thin that it takes twelve of them to make a shadow, and when they kill an ox they have to bold him up to knock him dowu ! But oh !—there is a region in Jersey, saith Moses Daper, where they held a two weeks jubilee in the churches, because it was announced that a fresh blade of grass had sprouted in the lower part of the county. There, the natives once murdered a traveler for the sake ol half a gingerbread cake, which he was rumored to have in his pocket; and there too, they turned a man "out of meeting" because, after a visit to Philadelphia, be reported that while in the city bo had at one time as much as he could eat. Such is lite. A would be erudite young man, wishing to ask a youi.g lady if fie might speak with her, wanted to know if he could roll the wheel of conversation round the axle-tree of tier understanding for a moment. f ho poor girl faiuted. Having been particular to secure the best of Wagon and Carriage Makers, as weil as Blacksmiths, he feels no hesitation in assuring the public that the work made at his shop will compare favorably with the best in Northern Pennsylvania. CONTRACTS. A young lady being reproved by he r maternal parent for kissing her intended, very naively replied, "whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, do you even so unto them." DR J BAllRETT, DENTIST, QARPENTERING AND BUILDING SCRANTON AD'S. Office at his residence on Franklin St. opp Dsite the Methodist Church, Wilkes-Barre, Pa., whore he may hereafter be found at all hours. PAINTING AND TRIMMING! man For this department also, he has a scientific workman of ample experience in the best shops in the state. With the facilities and workmen wxthwhish my establshmen t is c • w furnished, there is rfuthing to prevent my being able to produce as neatly and well-made a wagon of any kind as can be made in Northern Pennsylvania. Those in need of anything in my line, are requested to call and give me a trial, audsatisfaction in every particular will be guaranteed. JOSEPH KLOTZ. GEORGE M. SAX, Singing is considered elevating in its character upou man ; that is so in the case of other classes alluded to, is evident from the fact that larks and most other birds sing most when flying the highest, and when the tea kettle sings it raises the lid. A newly married couple riding in a carriage wer® overturned, whereupon a bystander said it was a shocking sight. "Yes," said another,-to see those just weddea'fall out" so noon." Dr. B. inserts Teeth ou Gold wid Silver plate, Ac., and operates in all the branches of Dental Sirjery.in the bestmanner. A deduction from usual charges sufficient to cover expenses, allowed to persons who coma rein a distance. April 10 1880.—ly. Respectfully announces his readiness (o do Ourpenter-Work of all kinds in the hest manner. He professes to be thoroughly acquainted with his business aud can with confidence warrant satisfaction in all cases. Shop on Montgomery Street, above Wyoming Street, West pittston. Kesidence on Wyoming Street, West Pittston. G. M.S. May 6, lSG'j-ly. A Western editor asks the following question : " It a fellow has nothing when ho gets married, ami til® girl "has nothing, is berthings nizzeu or his tilings hern ?" Wo maintain the negative. In order to read music well, it is necessary first to Bpell correctly, for if even the first letter of the word is wanting, it will make you A peculiar elibing aud flowing has talo n place in the mineral spring near Buffalo, Iowa ; it spouts lor three minutes, then stops about two. It i» considered to presage an earthquake shock. DR. C. M. WILLIAMS, SURGEON DENTIST, Wast Pittston, May 31,18«tt VIEWS! VIEWS!! VIEWS!! £1ARPENTE11ING AND BUILDING rpHE subscribers having purchased the -L entire View Apparatus of Mr. F. H. Simpson, are ;he only persons in the city who have the facilities Tor making large views of A man was tound dead in his cellar in PriuceviKe, III., two bullet holes in his body and on his coat collar a paper pinned which read, "He makes No. \1." His neighbors are looking out for No I. MAIN STREET, PITT8T0N, PA. "XTEW WAGON SHOP. AM088TR0H Desire® to inform his old customers and the public in general that he has fitted up a commodious and convenient shop for the making and painting of The undersigned, who has had extensive and long experience in ail the various branches of the Carpentering Business, desires to announce to the Public that he is prepared, to take Contracts, for all kinds of work, or to do work by the day. 1 here are different parts in music as there are in every thing else. sick (usic.) Among the many improvements recently introduced in hi* practice, he regards none of more importance than hi* method of "Jerome, Jerome !" exclaimed Mrs. Butteifield, the rther day, to her biggest boy, "what are you throwing to those pigeons?" "Gold bends, mother, and the fools are eatin' 'em ; 1 'spect they think it's corn!" COAL BREAKERS, DWELLINGS, 1 The trcbel, so called because it is the most troublesome to acquire, and because young ladies when requested to sing this part in company are "usually troubled with a cold. ' EXTRACTING TEETH WITHOUT PAIN, which he i* doing suoce»*fully every day, by the u«e of WAGONS OF ALL KINDS, He would refer to tlie ninny for whom he has built houses the last seventeen years, in Pittston, hp to his ability and promptness, believing that all will give him the credit of LANDSCAPES, Ac., 4c. 0pK?. fthe ml?1011® church. °n WILLIAM STREET in Pittston. The experience he has had in his budness, and the extent to which his work is known in this section, warrants the assurance on his part that he will have the pleasure of again serving many who hare heretofore farored him with their work He pledges himself to use the best of wood, and to do the painting in the most durable and approved manner The iron work to his wagons is done by Wm. Stroh who is well known as one of the BEST WORKMEN in this section. The public are invited to call and take a look at cur work, painting shop, and work shop. Respectfully, May 21, '68—tf AMOS STROH. And are now prepared to fill orders with promptness and dispatch, and on reasonable terms. Wo also have a great number of large view negatives, taken by Messrs. Simpson & Johnson, from which duplicates may be had. AL80: Last Wednesday n man named Sidener was taken from Fayette to Scott county, Ky., and ordered to marry a giri lie had never see*, on pain of death if lie refused, tie said he w ould die first, and was releasei. Though not less than one hiindred and fifty thousand dollars C*«» subscribed in New York to the Arondale fund, but thirty thoijsand has reached the treasurer in Pennsylvania. Perhaps that is about the right proportion, considering how they do things in New York. It i* perfectly »afe and rery pleasant to inhale. Its result* hare.been entirely »ati*factory in erery initance. C. M. w. Room* with J. W. MILLER, adjoining the Cash Store ot Cha*. Law A Co. NITROUS OXIDE GAS- DOING GOOD WORK, 2. The tenor, so called because tho tenor of what is sung depends upon the capucity of the singer, and becanse there is only about one in every ten or eleven competent to take this part; the rest go on the even tenor of their way. A choir ought to consist ol twenty-four singers, because twenty-four sheets make one quire. There ore several kinds money in circulation, harmony, matrimony, antimony, Ac., but with the first only we have to do. as well as for doing it according to agreement and in a neat and substantial manner. Stereoscopic "Views- Having a convenient shop at bis residence on the bill, near the "Mott Steam Mill," he is prepared for all small jobs as well as large ones, and will give strict attention to the same. Of all kinds. Pittston, May lit 1854. An assortment of Local Views will be kept constant ly on hand. Now is the time for those wishing pic lures of their , "flow are you Smith V said Jones. Smith pretends not to know jliim, and replies hesitatirgly : "Sir, you have got the advantage of me." "Yes," retorts Jones, "I suppose everybody has that's got common sense." Pittston, Feb. 18,18GD. HENRY STEVENS. FISH AND OYSTERS. RESIDENCES, Q S. BLACKMAN, rpo CONTRCTORS AND BUILDERS As we are prepared to make all sizes, from Stereoscopic to the largest. 49-Call and examine specimens. Gallery on the corner of Lackawanna and Penn Avenues, over Gregory 4 Snover's Tobacco Store. ' L.W.4 E. A. HEERMANS. Scranton, August 26, lS69.-ly Smith looks unhappy, TOHN McKENNA, V GENERAL PRODUCE, FISH AND OYSTER COMMISSION MERCHANT,No. 302 Boutli Water, and SOS South Front St., PHILADELPHIA. For reference see J. 8. Hurlbut, Pittston, Pa. [Sept. 12,'t7-6m. A Berlin professor has li|een investigating the school room cause of disease' He sums them up in bad air, bad light, bad color of walls, bad seats, indiscreet bodily exercise, extremje intellectual exertions, punishments, the drinking the size of the print in the books from which the studies are maue. A formidable bill of indictment. M. JONES, The air or treble is the principle part ol harmony, and is invariably sung by female voices, because ladies takes more airs upon themselves than gentlemen. Yet this is no disparagement to them, for as the air constitutes their very breath, so the air is the breath and soul of music. That ladies are fond of cultivating different airs is evident, from their free use of the fan in warm weather, nnd their fondness for evening aephyrs, babbling brooks and singing birds, (mosquitoes only excepted). The female voice isan octavo higher than that ol m*n,and, therefore purer and clearer, just as the air at the top of mountains is purer than that in the valleys. For this reason, too, ladiesofte.n speak in a very high-key, especially to their husbands. Mu«ic is always written on a staff composed of fire lines and four intervening spaces, form- GENERAL rRlXCITLES OP lfCSIC. MANUFACTURER OF Wholesale and Retail Dealer in LIME, HAIR AND ROOFING SLATE, Mahkiauk and Dkatii.—Why is it that the marriage annoucements are immediately followed by the obituary notice in our papers? Does death follow so closely on the footsteps of marriage? Is grief the page that carries the train of happiness? Does the tomb open wide its dork and ponderous jaws besides the nuptial couch ?—"Tis the plan of life." The gleeful songs of light and merry hearts to-day, tomorrow will turn to funeral chants, and sobbing unil Is mentation he heard instead of eUd pealing laughter. We read to-day of our Irienda marriage, wish ihem joy ; and to-morrow we see their de.; h recorded, and say '• peace to their ashes." Our merriest sones are timed by lootfalls of death, and the "silver chord" is as fragile as a spider's thread, and the'■ golded bowl" ta more brittle than glass. HEAVY AND LIGHT WAGONS, C^CR ANTON BRASS WORKS Why is a beard like commbn sense? Because 110 woman possess it. At which a lady correspondent "goes for if after the following fashion: Why is the author of the above like a certain worn out instrument of music ? J Because he is an abandoned lyre—(liar.) While tearing down an old fiotise in Danbury.Comt, the other day, a well preserved note was found, issued under the act of Congress At' February 17, 117s. U was lor "one-sixth of adollai*." On one side, among other things, was the rnottoi, "Mind your own business" and on the reverse siile a circle composed of thirteen links, representing Ihe thirteen Slates. Kilderbrand, the Missouri,-outlaw, has been heard from. Colonel Browu met liim on the Pocahontas road the other day. Hilderfrband, it is aaid, showed such determination not to bCi* taken alive that the Colonel, to avoid being; himseff captured, called a truce, told Hilderbraud his nam4 was Gir^sby—burrowed an ex-rebel cognomon for ihe occasion—and tully retired from the field, leaving the outlaw to par* sue his way in peace. Keeps on hand a constant Bupply of the best Penn sylvania Roofing Slate. Also, Enameled Slate Jlan ties, Table Tops. Ac., which are far superior and more durable than the best Marble Mantels, and much cheaper. School Rooms furnished with the superior OF ALL KINDS AND STYLES r.fcNM FR. baird & CO., , Packer* «nd Dealer* In a. r. ooouigaa. Having fitted Dp ■ commodious shop for wood work and another for painting, he is prepared to take orders for all descriptions of wagons, and to guarantee that his work will be done well and in season. Having in oonuectlon with hie wagon department a corps of blacksmiths of long experience, the important part of good ironing will not be wanting on any of his work CAN, TUB, SPICED AND SHELL OYSTERS, SLATE BLACKBOARD. No. 333 South Front Street, PHILADELPHIA. ROOFING, PLAIN & ORNAMENTAL JOHN MACLAREN, Br apecial arrangements with the Eipress Companies and Railroads, those who order may rely on a constant supply and prompt delivery. We beg a continuation of the fcrors of our old friends and customers, and solicit the orders of dealers generally, promising everv satisfaction in our jowertogiT.. Send in your onW Done at short notice and warranted to give satisfaction. Communications promptly attended to. Practical Brans Founder, Brass Cock, Globe Valve The painting and trimming will bv done in the best manner and on reasoable terms. and Steam Whistle Manufacturer. I sell lower than the lowest for cash. Brass Casting and Jobing done with dispatch All work guaranteed. J. M. Nov, 19, 1808. OFFICE AND YARD, LACKAWANNA AVENUE. C. S.BLACKMAN. William Street. [Office near Finches Foundry.] Box 412,SerantoD, Pa, PittatoD, July 9,1968. Not. 6,16 3
Object Description
Title | Pittston Gazette |
Masthead | Pittston Gazette, Volume 20 Number 33, November 11, 1869 |
Volume | 20 |
Issue | 33 |
Subject | Pittston Gazette newspaper |
Description | The collection contains the archive of the Pittston Gazette, a northeastern Pennsylvania newspaper published from 1850 through 1965. This archive spans 1850-1907 and is significant to genealogists and historians focused on northeastern Pennsylvania. |
Publisher | Pittston Gazette |
Physical Description | microfilm |
Date | 1869-11-11 |
Location Covered | United States; Pennsylvania; Luzerne County; Pittston |
Type | Text |
Original Format | newspaper |
Digital Format | image/tiff |
Language | English |
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Contact | For information on source and images, contact the West Pittston Public Library, 200 Exeter Ave, West Pittston, PA 18643. Phone: (570) 654-9847. Email: wplibrary@luzernelibraries.org |
Contributing Institution | West Pittston Public Library |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
Description
Title | Pittston Gazette |
Masthead | Pittston Gazette, Volume 20 Number 33, November 11, 1869 |
Volume | 20 |
Issue | 33 |
Subject | Pittston Gazette newspaper |
Description | The collection contains the archive of the Pittston Gazette, a northeastern Pennsylvania newspaper published from 1850 through 1965. This archive spans 1850-1907 and is significant to genealogists and historians focused on northeastern Pennsylvania. |
Publisher | Pittston Gazette |
Physical Description | microfilm |
Date | 1869-11-11 |
Location Covered | United States; Pennsylvania; Luzerne County; Pittston |
Type | Text |
Original Format | newspaper |
Digital Format | image/tiff |
Identifier | PGZ_18691111_001.tif |
Language | English |
Rights | http://rightsstatements.org/vocab/NoC-US/1.0/ |
Contact | For information on source and images, contact the West Pittston Public Library, 200 Exeter Ave, West Pittston, PA 18643. Phone: (570) 654-9847. Email: wplibrary@luzernelibraries.org |
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Full Text | RMS OF PUBLICATION JOB PRINTING AND RULING. The I'ttTsroif GasxttB is published every Thv rsdat mornin| by J. W. Freeman and A.fC. Howill, in th Uamtf Building," west side of Main Street, at S3. The Gazette Iobbiw Orrtc* embraces a large variety Of Jobbing Material, with one Large Cylinder Tay per annum lor Steam Press, two smaller Steam Power Presses and two Hand Presses, thus enabling as to expedite work of every kind, and tc execute it in a manner not No postage charged within the County. Terms of advertising as follows: One ityquare, (10 lines) or less, one month or less, {2 bree months, $6; aix months, $8; one year, $12. One-fighth Column, one mo., $5; three mos., $10. six months, $15; one year, $25. tie surpassed even in oui arge cities, and at low rates. Particular attention puid to the printing of Manifests, Pamphlets, Circulars, Show-Bills, Labels Notes, Orders, Hand-Bills,' Bill-Heads, Tickets (:ard«, fte. On»-fuarter Column, one mo., $10; three mos., $18 si* months,$25; one year, $35. Column, one mo., $18; three mos., $30; six month*, $50; one year,$TO. DEVOTED TO THE COAL INTERESTS, POLITIC8, NEWS, LITERATURE, AGRICULTURE, AND GENERAL INTELLIGENCE, . RuWd and Bound work of all kinds done to orde n „tlle neatest and best manner, and printed to order. One [Column, one month, $30; three months, $40 six minths, $70; one year,$120. Auditors' and Administrators' Notices, 83 each. All Communications of limited or individual interest. 20 cents per line. Notices of Marriages and Deaths, ree; Ifutices accompanying the same,20 ots. per line. VOL. XX. -NO. 33. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1869. WHOLE NO. 1,02- Reth"" ""'"f Justices' and Constables" Blanks, to« License Applications and Bonds, Notei-- con»uL.oOIUrac,s. Time and Pay Rolls, & i - '"yonh.r,) HOTELS. BOOTS AND SHOES. MISCELLANEOUS. Oil t BE NOT THE FIRST. BEHIND THE CURTAIN-HOW THEY ing a ladder by which the y0ice Cao I ascend or descend at pleasure. Sometimes other lines are added either above | or below which are called ledger lines : because similar lines are used by tailors, grocers, and others to post additional items in their ledytrs and of course to lengthen their bills. These wero invented by a young lady—Ad-a-lioe. By the use of the staff, persons are enabled to walk straight through a piece of uiusic, or to ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BOOTS AND SHOES! Oh! be not the first to discover A blot on the name of a friend, A flaw on ttye faith of a lover, Whose heart may be trne to the en J, GO TO BED. p IS. STARK. V-D. ATTORNEY AT LAW, H Y T E ' S WINDOW SHADES.—A New and T f Splendid lot of the celebrated Rustic Window shades, a real gem in house furniture. Come and see Chem at R. B. CUTLERS Pittston, April Agent for Luzerne Co., P The young girl trips gaily up to her chamber, and, with the cautious timidity peculiar to her 9ex, first locks the door and arranges the window curtains, eo that by no chance a passer by ( or a belated noctural wanderer from the pavement can catch a glimpse of her beauty when en-dixhabille. This task completed, she turns CDn the gas to its full, and institutes a general search throughout the apartment that 9he may be sure it does not contain a horrible " bugbear,'' or a " desperate ruflian," in big whiskers and crisp black hair. Carefully, with her delicate little fingers, she lifts the bed valance, peers into places where even Tom Thumb could not squeeze his diminutive corporation, and takes a cursory peep into the hall emptied trunk, not forgetting to glsnco nervously under the sofa, the space between which and the floor is not sufficient to contain the ghost of Calvin Edson, much less an ordinary robber. Having ascertained that she is really alune, she leisurely proceeds to divest her fair form of the silk and liuen conventionalities of society. First, she relieves her glossy hair of the pins and combs which enthrall it, and " docs it np" more compactly. Then off comcs the little collar and the little vapory cloud of lace she called undorsleeves, which all the day have been clasped around her white plump arms, by * couple of Iudia rubber straps. Next the love of a spring silk dress is unfast. cued in front. The sundry waist strings and button straps are loosed, and lo! what a collapse like Lowe's big baloon. She stands like Saturn, the centre of the rings. "There they lie on the soft carpet, partly covered by the linea underfixings, with no more expression in them than there is in the floor beneath the carpet. She sits now on the side of the snowy bed, and begins the unlacing of gaiters, and the disrobing of those fair swelling limbs of their stockings- The pretty little foot is carefully perched upon the knee—down drops the gaiter, off drops the elastic, and her thumb inserted in the top of her stockings pushes it down—down over the heel,and the cotton rests beside the prunella. So with the other foot, only involving a change of position. There is a smile that peeps out behind the blushes of he sweet face, now, as standing before the glass, she places on her the night cap, and with the twist of her finger ties tbo bewitching bow. Then the nightgown is thrown over the frilled chemise, concealing tne heaving bosom and the shoulders in the liuen folds. Then the counterpane and sheets are turned back, snd the gas is turned down very, very low—and the little form presses the yielding cou~h, und the angel goes off into the world of dreams. Now, in the room directly above her, is tho great brute of a brother. He comes into it, shuts the door with a slam, turns the key with a snap, growls at a chair which happens to be in the way, pulls of his boots and throws them in a corner, jerks his socks from his feet, drops his pants on the floor anu lets them lie there, gels off his vest and coat by a quick, vindictive move of the arms and body, unpiusand unbuttons his collar, throws it carelessly at, rather than on the tabla ; travels to tho window in bis shirt extremity to let down the curtain, as it he didn't care a cuss whether tho population of the neighborhood beheld his anatomy or not; then puts out the light then bounces into bed like a great calf jumping into a pile of hay—curls himself up, his knees nearly touching his nose, lies a moment or two, turns on his back, stretches bis limbs out, swears at the tuckfbg in of the bed clothes, grunts, gets over on the other side, and is— asleep. Then comcs in the snoring ami the 'cc,urp* CDn woman'* riglili ?t»»ndTO _uf lletWv,vS a "w? about a woman wlic " thcirl, 0,1 wom.'Jemenrl' et'"K l'ie diaadvanta U,e »«» &,rt' 9 impelled to struct "■)•»«*DD uTwV,»» *trttWJu'«auf sorrow became with t1ower^h"tSm;t.f'0,ne one has llre-i lonK merit, sorrow, lu'.vDo ij*lh D» notalways strewn hand an.i h,. tares,,I, . ««hlept to disappointjsssafsS^^ssswsttI " Oct mi rues fees *;*C"»» »'h a'., O'er nights of , ol«, I thought upon tlte 'Un^.,s; The Jun$s to And wondered why, Tc have a boy I should tl7' A ffctoit. MARK McDonnell PITTSTOK, PENS'A HOTEL AND RESTAURANT, tgS.10,'65. (a Li lCaOPRAX), XAST MAKKKT STRUT, OPPOSITE THE JAIL, WILKES-BABBE, PA. Meals at all hours. Meats, Game, Oysters, and everything in season. Liquors A Charges mod- Feb. S5,1869-ly Proprietor. aWould respectfully | | inform the public tliat L I he has opened ut liis now Boot and Shoe store, an entirely new i ftru* handsome variety feU LADIES', MISSES' A CHILDREN'S SHOES of every description, style and quality, with an entire assortment of everything in the boot and shoe line,from the dainty slipper to the strong lumbering boot. I wish to say to farmers particularly, who wish to buy We none of us know one *nothcr And olt into error we fall H. PAINTER, gAMUEL J. BARBER, KEYSTONE MARBLE YARD, So let u* speak well of each othC*r Or speak not all ATTORNEY AT LAW. Sculptor, and Dealer in A smile or a si«jh may awaken Business promptly attended to—Collections etc. Office in Gauttk Building, MAIN STREET, PITTSTON, PA. [May «, 1869 tf. SWAN HOTEL, pirrsTON, pa. The undersigned has lately purchased the Hotel property known as the Swan Hotel, in the borough of Piltston, and is now prepared to meet the demands of the public for a first class Hotel Sept. SO, '69.-ly Suspicion, most foul and undue; And thus our belief may be shaken, In hearth that are honest and true run over the cotes withouting letting the voice fall and hurt itself. FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC MARBLE, All along the staff are certain upright lines called bars, which, with the lines of the stuff, very much resemble a post and rail fence. The voice must be very elastic that can with |one bound clear the entire staff—any one to attempt Tomb Stones, Mantels, Window Caps and Sills. How often the light smile of gladness Is worn by a Iriend that we meet, DL. O'NEIL, , ATTORNEY AT LAW. PASSPORT PENSION AND CLAIM AGENT, CHA8 SCHKAD"K, Opposite the Bank, FOREST HOUSE, PITTSTON, LUZERNE CO., PA To cover a soul full of sadness, Too proud to acknowledge defeat WILKES-BARRE, PA BINGHAM TON BOOTS, I wept—my baby u na a boyi I thought of all my pleasure. Of broken kite and scattered Of coat and trowsers to be meo^,. I wept fur puta of luckless jell. For household idols rudely For chicken* strangled in the shell, ' And wretched kiitens hung and drowti^ 25,'6S—ly. SCR ANTON,*.PA. that I keep a full supply of the best make alway9 on hand, and tho J J. MERRIAM'S . . STUDIO How often the friend we love dearest, Their noblest emotions conceal; And bosomi. the purest, sincercst. Have secrets they cannot reveal*. it must C sharp, or he will in all probability B Hat ou the other side. These bars are so called because they sometimes prove a bar to young beginners, but to one who understands their use they are resting places for the voice as it climbs higher and higher. C. I, WRIGHT. 9. C. BiRRlSOTOR, \\7RIGHT & HARRINGTON, V V ATTORNEYS AT LAW, WILKES-BARRE. PA. S. J. REED. July 22,1869-ly. U. G, 8CHOONMAKER. CHEAPEST IN TOWN —COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES. At Miller's Photograph Rooms, Being a practical shoemaker myself, and employing none but CABINET AND LIFE-SIZE PORTRAITS How often the sigh of dejection Is heard from the hypocrite's breast To parody truth and affection, Or lull suspicion lo rest. tftfeeon Main St., above Z. Bennett's Store. V,II practice in Courts of Luzerne County and t.j.yor'6 Courts of Carbondale. qnBuUations in German and English. D. C. Harrington, Notary Public. Feb. 4.1864. T UZERNE HOUSE, Painted in OilColors. Also copies made from Daguerre otypes. Ambrotvnes or Card Pictures any size desired, and Painted in Oil or If attr Color» or re-toutked teiiM Iadta Ink. Plttstcn, Sept. C, 1S66.—ly I wept—my baby was a boy! And siglftd o'er all ot manhood's bother; How every girl he chaneed to know Would want to kiss him for his mother. How, crossed in love and politics, When women made the law and voted. He it get into some procious fix And break the heart that ou him doted. W1LKESBARRE, PENN'A THE BEST OF WORKMEN, Here liavdn interfered, as it was time to ad- T. B. HULTr}Proprie,orS I,oave base minds to harbor suspicion And small ones to trace out defects; journ the meeting. I can warrant entire satisfaction in the Cl'STOM DEPARTMENT to all who wish a complete fit, and will favor me with their patronage. MARK MCDONNELL. Q B. DERMAN, Thanking Mozart f Dr his instructive lecture, he announced that next time they would expect to hear from Bethoven. Jan. T, 1889. Lot ours be a nobler ambition. For base is the minds that suspects S SUTHERLAND, • JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, FOR WEST PITTSTON BOROUGH HORSE HOTEL, PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO RE- TEACIIEK IN THE We none of us know one another, And oft into error we fall; So let us speak well of each other. Or speak not at all. Here endeth the first le&son Ami so I til rued unto the trntt Anil tried in vain my griel to smother, To tliinl: I had a boy at all, And rowed I'd never have another. MARKET STREET, WILKES-BARRE, PA PAIRING CULTIVATION OF THE VOICE, Thorough Bass, Violin and (iuitar Music. Applica tions may be left with Mrs. B. Hall, or at the Uaistti Office. [Aug. 5, '69-Bm C/■ Office corner of Exeter and Warren Street*. All business pertaining to his office promptly attended to—Collections made, Ac. May ». USO-ly. Call before purchasing, and remember the ngh place. Becoming a Medium.—The fascinating spiritual rapping is without a doubt gaining strength among us, and some very ludicrous incidents often grow out of it at times, as well as more serious and deplorable ones. %W Good Stabling attached. L. B. PERRIN, Paoruiroa Oct. 23, '68. SCISSORINKTOMBS. Jenkins' Block, opposite Battle's Brick Bnllding. Main Si, Pittston, Pa, [Jan. 10,'68 What Workingmen Think of CENTRAL HOTEL, UPPER PIT TSTON. To Hotel Keepers. Applications and bonds for tavern LICENSE for sale at the PITTSTON GAZETTE OFFICE Free Trade Woman's writes—postscripts. Paper Cuffs—Newspaper attacks. Cincinnati has a "St. Peter'*'" beer sylopn. What is nothing? A footless stocking without a leg. PHYSICIANS. THOS. B. EVANS' Boot and Shoe Establishment We learn Irom the Ironmonger, that a well attended meeting convened b; the "Trades of Great Britain Defense Association"—a body which, it was stated, was inaugurated by the masters and journeymen lath renders ol Londou at a meeting in May last—was recently held at the Shoreditch Town llall, "to take into consideration the present critical state ot the country, tho depression of trade, and the general want of employment, consequent on the general importation of foreign and manufactured goods, and to petition Parliament for a commission of inquiry as to the working of our commercial policy." The following resolution was moved by Mr. S. Bartlett: "That the principle of free trade should be based upon an equality of international exchanges; but other nations not having adopted the principle, it has become injurious to England, and is tho causo of the present depression of trade, the want of employ ment and the increase of pauperism. This meeting, therefore, considers it their duty to the Government to institute an immediate inquiry into the working of our commercial policy,with the view of ascertaining how far this unreciprocated tree trade contributes towards producing this depression, want of employment, an J pauperism, and to what extent it may be limited, so as to produce an effectual remedy." The mover said the subject of the meeting wus not to protest against (ree trade per »e but against the manner in which the policy inaugurated by the Manchester school of economists had effected the manufacturing and industrial interests of the country. The free trade policy of England was not reciprocate! by other countries, and no .more striking proof of this could be founu, than the fact that, according to tho Board ol Trude returns, the imports of tbKe country exceeded the exports in valne by £67,000,000. Mr. Cob- and his co-laborers promised the workingmen increased wages and a reduction in tho cost of provisions, but what was the result? Industry after industry was being annihilated, and emigration was the only panacea suggested. There was a grievous error at the bottom of this state of things, &nd he. hoped the working classes would unite as one man in the request to the Goverment to inquire how far our so-called free trade policy had produced the present depression in trade, and the consequent pauperism and want of employment. Mr. Sangester, in seconding the resolution,asserted that we lost immensely by the French treaty, which he said was of a protectionist character, aud ignored the free trade principle as fir as England was concerned, and if it was not put an end to, would cause the ruin of English commerce and industry. English exports were heavily taxed by every nation, and it was time that something should be done to insure fair play, else foreign manufacture would inundate cur market, and the representatives of our manufacture* would become the hewers of wood and the drawers of waters of Europe. Mr. Brooks in an animated speech, attributed the increase of pauperism and its accompanying ills to our commercial policy, aud denounced the notion that nothing but emigration could improve the cou; dition of the working ]Coupulatijn. The resolution was unanimously adopted ; and a petition to Parliament, embodying the views of the speakers having beeu adopted, the proceedings terminated. A few nights since, says an exchange, i. youg male friend of ours, who from a sueering sceptic had become a devout believer, retired to rest, after having his nervous system partially destroyed by the information, through the spir it of his grand-father, that he would soon be come a powerful medium. He was in his first comfortable snooze when a clicking ncise in the direction of the door awoke him. He listened intently; the'noise was still going on—verv like the raps ol the spirits ou the table, indeed ! gLAKELY HALL, J. S. HINDS, Prop'r The House has been thoroughly renovated and much improved, and the proprietor feels assured that he can make hie guests comfortable in every way. His table will be supplied with the best of provinder and his bar with the chocest of liquors. The patronage of the public is restfully solicited. Pittaton, June a, '67-y It is very impudent to ask a lawyer if he ever told » lie. CHEMIST AND DR VOOJST, AND USEFUL PATENT. The new Thames Tunnel will be completed thw year. ANTI-WINDOW RATTLER, ilAIN STREET, Oct, T, lS«9.-«m PITTSTON, PA. The scarcest thing in the world—old maids children.HEAT MARKETS. FOR DWELLINGS, CARS, STEAMBOATS, tC. The profits ot the American Institute Fair are about 121,000. J )U. N. C. GIDDINGS, Full Blast! Prevents Rattling and Shaking of the Windows by the wind or other causes. Tightens the Sash, Prevents the wind and dust from entering, easily attached, and rounjreg tuit a single glance to Judge of its merits. kw -*le by WM. ALLEN, Hardware Dealer, I'ittston, Pa. Bonner's'-Bogart colt" has made a mile to wagon in £19U. Tobacco is now paying the bulk of the internal revenue tax. "" PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, 49" Office in Hope Express office, PITTSTON,PA. May 13, IWtt-ly. "VTEW MEAT MARKET. Xl The undersigned has fitted up a convenient an J accessible Meat Market in the Room formerly occupied as a Bar-Boom, in the •* Butler House" Buildin*. where tie will keep a constant supply of the best of'Meats of all kinds suitable to the season. A share of public patronage is 'tREFFISON. " Who is there ?" The web of our life is ot a mingled yarn, good ami ill together. What State is high in the middle and round at both ends ? O-h-i-o. 1 Two doors above Lewis Cohen's Clothing Store, There was no answer, acd the queer noise P. J. O'MALLEY, Late Resident Surgeon and Physician of 8t. Vinjents Hospital, NEW YORK. Oftiao—Main street, opposite Battle's brick building,, Pfttoton, Pa. Aug. 20. '68—3m.* MAIN STREET, PITTSTON. gEWING MACHINE DEPOT stop ped. Providence, R. I., has Sunday evening lectures in the opera house. Pittson, May 6,1889. " Anybody there ?" No answer. PITTSTON MEAT MARKET. PETER SE1BEL. At the Pittston Meat Market, opposite the Bank, desire to inform the public that they are as heretofore supplying their numerous customers with the best of f-RESH BEEF, PORK, MUTTON, LAMB, and all other seasonable meats. They are also dealing in HIDES SHEEP SKIN'S, andFUR*,for which they will at all times pay the HIGHE8T MARKET PRICE8 IN CASH. Hring them along. P. 8. Pittston, Nor. 1,1868—tf. He has supplied himself with a variety of the best of stock, ana has a stiDDng force of GOOD WORKMEN constantly employed, enabling him to turn out work upon short notice and executed in such a manner as to give satisfaction to all. Anything in the shape of a Fine or Coarse Boot or 8hoe will be made in the neatest and most satisfactory manner, for either gentleman or lady. Connecticut seed leaf tobacco has brought CO cents per pound this fall. Working sewing machines by electricity is amun£ the latest inventions. '•It must have been a spirit," he slid to himself. " I must be a medium. I'll try." (aloud) If there is a spirit io the room it will signify the same by saying 'aye'—no that's not what I mean. II there is a spirit in the room will it please to rap thrc;e timet?' WHOLESALE GROCERS. Why is a cat 011 the top ef a house like an orange* Because she looks round. p SO. W. BRAINERD & CO., VJ" GROCERS, 103 Murray, near West Street, NEW YORK; (OBO.W. BVlIXttB, -C DAVID BUMS. (.1LIBBA W.lllia» The Bowdoin College students want the Monday morning recitations abolished. KEPAIRING OF ALL KINDS ATTENDED TO WITH It Is said (hat Asa Packer is writing his "Recollections of a icell spent political life." PROMPTNESS. Three very distinct raps were given in the direction of the door. " Is it the spirit ol my sister?" Mrs. Vanderbilt is to make an attack on the Commodore's -'prle" by giving a grand party. Thankful for past favors, wo are encouraged to go ahead- Give us a call, and we will do our best to please. Dec. 3. '68-tf T"OS. B. EVANS. No answer. By the private letters of Berihier, Napoleon's chief of staff, it appears he betrayed the Emperor.' J. A. WISNER, RESTAURANTS. "Is it the spirit of ray mother?" Three taps. A Musical genius in Rochester, Minn., whistles tli« first and second parts of a tune at the same time. No. D2 Front Street, NEW TORK. JOHN U. HORN, g STURM ER'S Poisoned—a family of eight persons in Chicago last week, by drinking green tea. They may recover. Are you happy I" An English mathematician has calculated that Noah's Ark was four miles long and half a mile wide. BONNELJ, k ADAMS wpeuaau oaocaas. MARKET STREET (opposite the jail) WILKSS-BA REE. Nine laps. Shall I hear from you to-morrow ?" Raps very loud agaiu; this time in thediree tion of the door. A lady in Waterbnry, who drew a gent's wrapper at a prize concert, now wants to draw a mau to put in it. jyriLLEfi * ROSS, COMMISSION MERCHANTS and JOBBERS of Groceries, Provisions, Floor, Grain, Meal, Feed, Seeds, Ac., Ac. Fish, Steaks, Chops, *c. 4c. Old an 1 New Ales,, Wines, Liquors and Cigars of the choicest quality. Feb. 25 186»—tf. A CATASiaopni.—Whv does a cat on his hind legs remind one of Niagara Falls ? Because it is a cat-erect. C. M. M A X W E L L , " Shall I ever see yon ?" The raps then cam? Irotn the outside of the door. lie waited long for au answer to his last question, but none cani-i. The spirit had gone ; and after thinkng on the extraordinary visit, he turned over and fell asleeD. What is the difference between a jeweler and it jailor ? One sells watches and the other watefces cells. JJILEMAN'S SALOON In his new Sewing Machine Depot 20fi Market St., A woman in Jacksonville, III., a few days since, paraded the streets in the costume of Eve, before tho fall. Feb. 18, ••». HART.PHILLIPS, Proprietor. A lottery case is beforo the United States Conini issioncr, in which Benjamin Wood is indirectly involved.Main St., Pittaton, Pa. The Bar and Restaurant of this establishment will be kept up in the best of style, and the Billiard department administered with a view to satisfying all who patronise it. The present proprietor hopes by strict attention to business to mai n tain the liberal patronage and popularity of the establishment. Pittston, March 11, '60. BOOT & SHOE MANUFACTORY. WILKES- £ARRJ?, PA Ou getting up in the morning, he founl that the spirit of his mother had carried off his watch and purse, his pauts down stairs into the hall, and his great coat off altogether. We have heard many conundrums worse than th«» following: "Why is kissing like victory?" "Its east to Grant rjT McNAMARA REM OVAL! offer9 to the people of Luzerne County advantages in the purchase of sewing machines Dealer in Dry Goods. Groceries, Crockery, Provis- Ac., New Brick 8tore, next door to Brandenburg's BaKery, MAIN STREET, Having disposed of my interest in the Mercantile busiues*, I have concentrated my whole attention upon the Manufacture and sale of In Boston a woman has been sentenced to twCi months iu the hOi.se of industry for being a common drunkard. UNEyHALED BY ANY OTHER SEWING MACHINE PITTSTON,fA. A, full Stock ol Fresh Goods always on hand llttston. May 6,18G9-ly. 1. ft. PATPAIR. P. a. COIHt. pAYFAIR, COYNE & CO.'S J. H. MORKY DEALER IN THE COUNTY. A dentist of western Now York declares lie pulled his own teeth, after putting himself to sleep with chloroform. BOOTS k SHOES, IIow it Fbkls to Get Drlkk.—Mr. Samuel Peabady was arrested in Philadelphia by the watchtuau ou suspicion of being intoxicated. The Mayor desired to know Samuel's opinion of the matter. He narrated h is experience thus Ladles' and. Gentlemen's and, hereby request to my numerous* old and tried friend*, and the public in general, to call and see me at my new quarters in my brick Building a few doors below the First National Bank. My accommodations for the business are now the most complete they have ever t»een, and I desire to give the public the advantage of them and will do so it they will but g»ve me the opportunity. My long experience has given me a thorough knowledge of the business, and customers may rest assured tnat they will not be imposed upon in either sale or custom work. He has samples of An outrageous scamp says that the most popular author among the ladies is Hug— o. He ought to bo1 extinguished. ri RADltrWARD & CO., Vj (SUCCESSORS TO J. B. STARK A CO.) WHOLESALE 4 RETAIL DEALERS IN Groceries, Provisions, Flour, Salt, Wood and Willow Ware, DINING ROOMS. snorting 328 LACHAWANNA AVENUE., EVERY FIRST CLASS SEWING MACHINE SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC. ■Mohammedans say that one hour of justice is wortii seventy years of prayer. One act of charity is wort'i a ceutury of eloquence. SCRANTON, PENNA IN THE MARKET, wise Do you keep matches ?" asked a wag of a retail c Game and Shell Fish of all kinds. In Season. Oysters received by Express daily. Meals sereed to order from 6 a. m., to 12 p. m. Dinner daily, from 12 till 3 o'clock. Aug. 2G.-3m Once upon a time a great discord arose in musical circles—all the ianrf-its seemed to be out of tune, anJ determined to have a regular net- Well, sir, I mout have beeu drunk, aud I mout not—I can't pretend to say for certain. The fact is, I've done so little that way that I'll bo blamed if I know when I am drunk. I dare say that some of these police gentlemen are better judges than I am, when it comes to that. But I will tell you exactly what I did and bow 1 felt, and if your Honor concludes I was drunk, why I'll pay the fiue and say nothing about it. You see I wss troubled with the wind, and took four glasses of lavender brandy to start it. Soon alter I felt a buzzing in my ears, aqd then the hecups was awful troublesome, but that I thought was wiud coming off. Then it seamed to me as I walked along the street that an awning post or water plug every now aud then would jump right up before me, a9 if they would head n,e off. I was a little mad at thi3, and struck oueor two of them with my knuckles, but my fists got the Torst of it. - "Oil yes, all kinds," was the reply. ••Well, then I'll lake a trotting match." East Side of Public Square, (Nos, 29 and 30,) mid offers to sell What is the difference between a railroad conductor and a school One minds the train anCl the other trains the nrntra. WILKE3-BARRE, PA. 5 A. GftlDT, JOHI M. WiftD, I. M. Kikkindall. LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S SHOES, EITHER A lawsuit has been decided in Connecticut by a, game of euchre. The defendant won, and the lawyer* were euchred out of fees. May 20,1869-ly. NEWSPAPERIAL Every fellow had his head full of crotchets, and the whole party were in a perfect quaver of H. WHYTE of every description, made to order and kept for sale. The best, the cheapest and handsomest that can be procured. S. 8TUKMER. Pittston, Jan. 28,1869—ly. of the different styles with the privilege of exchange at any time within two months from date of purchase f the customer should desire to try any other make. This is a rare chanee for Ladies wanting the best ma chine to suit themselves. cxcitement. Kattlr.-nakes bring fifteen dollars at Norfolk, Virginia. Copperheads could be bought at a much less price in Pennsylvania just notv. BAKERIES. It seemed that Moses Art, commonly called Mozart, was about to Beat Hoven, having a grudge against him on account of Donna- Zetti, and having seized a Handel, was trying to get his key for the purpose of "Robin a dair'y, or somebody's chicken house. BRANDENBURG'S BAKERY. Mew Briek, opposite Big Basin,' NEWS DEALER, AND CIRCULATING LIBRARY. Massachusetts possesses two very valuable violnn —ouo over two hundred years old and the otht r on* hundred and ninety-nine years of age. BREWERIES. His stock is made up of Florance, Wheeler A Wil son, Elliptic, Grover A Baker, Singer, Wilcox k Gtbhs Howe, and American Button Hole and Overseaming Sewing Machine. PITTSTON, PA. rpHE STAFF OF LIFE it good Bread, and I jL would respectfully inform the citiiem of Pittston and vicinity, that I always keep the feuuine article on handforsale, withallkiadse Dealer in Foreign and Domestic News Papers, aiiucs, School Books, Blank Books, Stationary of all kinds. Yankee Notions, and everything connected with the trade. Orders taken forauythingand everything.Rand, howell & king, [Successors to Shith Bros.,] CELEBRATED XX AND XXXX ALES, UNRIVALED CREAM ALES, Manufactured from THE BEST OF MALT AND HOPS. Families can be supplied with a Pure Healthy and Nutritious beverage. Kossuth county, Iowa, cast a unanimously Uepubl - ean vote on the Tuesday of October.' Kutiier a poor place for Democrats, Kossuth is. Call and examine'his stock before purchasing elsewhere. [April 8 "6».-tf. The fact is they had all been driuking Meyer Bur to excess, until it had worked them into a perfect ferment, and each one used his staff to some purpose, running up and down from one bar to another, and striking inhere and there whenever they could get a chance, and shouting at the very top of their voices. The young women of Evanston, Illinois, College play b«se hall three times a week. The facuhy proudly refer to it as "part of their system." BASE BALL EMPORIUM iH The Mott Steam Mill, A young lady says the reasou that she carries a parasol is, that the sun is ol the masculine gender, and she cannot withstand its ardent glances. CRACKERS. PIES, CAKES, *e., Ac. Families and Parties supplied with everything in his Una, on short notice, and on reasonable terms. «- TRY ME. [Pittston, June 10,'69-tf. TycDOUGALL'S ill CENTRAL BOOK AND MUSIC STORE, The total cost of the bi-centcnnial celebration at Westfield, Mass.. tor which $iUOU was appropriate.I, was $1'D,000. The flood reduced the expenses. XX AND XXXX FORTEK, P1TTST0N, PENN'A. GllIER & FARREll, Propr's Mr establishment is now in my new brick Muilaisf opposite the big basin, on Main st. FRANK Pittston, March 1,1861). MINERAL WATER, SODA WATER, SARSAPA- "My German friend, how long have you been married ?" "Vel, dis is a ting vot i seldom don't like to talk apout, bat ven I does, it seems so long as never vas." Opposite Cooper's Hall, Keeps constantly on hand a good assortmeat ol Books, Music, and Stationery of all kiiidn. SLATES, RILLA. Ac. BOTTLED ALE AND rORTER. UNION BREWERY, Pittslon. Pa. Manufacturers of Finest Quality Family Flour Chop and Feed ef various kinds, and dealers in Grain At length llagdn came along and being a great composer, he succeeded in quieting the uproar, although "Moze" persisted that he only wanted to Peg-a-niny for pretending to rival him in music or in Donna ZcttVs charms. It seerred that all the gas lights had faces, some winked and some grinned at me, and one that stood before a hotel and nodded as it it was acquainted with me, and made a sign as if towards the door, as much as to say, "Go in,Sam, and get something to drink," which I did. When I came out there was the greatest to do that I ever saw; I was sure there was au earthquake, tor the houses and steeples were all staggering about, and the street was rocking like a cradle. It was a most sublime spectacle; so I fetched up against a pump and held on, while I took a good look at the magnificent scene. No panorama could come up to it; houses, trees, fences, all reariug and plunging like wild horses. The sight was worth a dollar and a half- If I have to pay a fiue I dop't care, for I got the full Talue of the money. New bakery. The undersigned would respectfully announce te the public that be has opened PENCILS, PAPER, SCHOOL BOOKS, BLANK BOOKS, March'28/GO-tf.J generally, All Flour and Feed sold by us, warranted In Chicago*?, toothless man, shaking with palsy, has just marrie I a blooming damsel of eighteen summers. She is his third wife. But perhaps he has money ! as represented. All orders promptly Blled Coal and Coal Mines AN EXTENSIVE BAKERY IN PITT8TON adjoining the Butler House, whore ha will be prepared at all time* to supply familiea and partiaa with Bread Biscuit, Cakes and Pica, o( all kind, on «hort notice. From an extensive experience in the bakery business they feel ao hesitation is saying that be will be able to satisfy all aa to the quality of Bread Ac,, which he offers. A share of patronage is respectful- Ir solicited. L. ELTERICH. Pittston July 6th, 1S8J. hug"hes' Pittston, Dec. 10,1868.—ly. Dr. Hill ol Queen's College, Birmingham, England, in a recent lecture on the "Chemistry of the Mine," made some interesting remarks on coal and coal mines. He said : As the iancf-its wore very jealous of each and made great pretensions to music, it was agreed that each ol these three musicians in the first claSs should deliver a lectnre to the rest, and that Ilaydn should decide as to. their respective merits. In Norweigan township. Schuylkill county, the.-® were but twenty-three names upon the registry li-t. Notwithstanding the Democracy managed to increase the number to 172. MEMORANDUMS, Ac. The business will receive careful attention and •vary addition will be promptly made uD the slock which the wants of the oomrauui'ty may call for. Tha patrnuge of the public in respectfully solicited. Pittsaon, April 18.1807. Jg U. JONES & BROS' Proprietors of Practical Bricklayers and Builders, An old lady met our tleril on tiie street the other uay who asked him if she hadn't as much right to ban*' her clothes on Mason and Dixon'a line as to plant beans at the North Pole. PITTSTON BREWERY, PITTSTON, PA. "The history of these formations was most interesting. Their age must be very great, as they have never been found with any traccs of human remains. The principal animal forms were of a much lower type, consisting of snails,' fish, reptiles and insects. The impression they have left, and the skeletons of them which remain, show that they were of a similar character to what are now knowu as 'horsetails' pines, resembling the Arancaria of gardens, ferns, club mosses and a sort of palin. These were all of great size, the ferns branching to a bight of 50 feet; and the club mosses, now insignificant, were then 60 or 70 feet high. Taking into consideration the gigantic dimensions of the different plants, and the branched character of the ferns—such as only grow in hot climates— led them to conclude that England must atone time have had a tropical climute. A period whenauch rapidly growing and enormous plants of unlimited numbers existed, is thus seen to have been highly favorable to the formation of those immense of vegetable matter— which may have been like peat beds, or carried ou by river currents to their preseut beds— formijg coal. There was nodoubt but that coal was changed wood, such chango being due to moisture, heat and pressure. They might look upon wood as carbon, hydrogen and oxygen.— As soon as a plant died :it began to decay, and then the three elements entered into new combinations to form compounds which d'd not exist in the original wood. One part of the carbon entered into combination with part of the oxygen to form carbonic acid; another part combined with some of the hydrogen to form carburated hydrogen or 'firci-damp while the remaining carbon, having no more oxygen hydrogen to combine with, remains and constitutes black coal. If there were enough oxygen and hydrogen in the wood to combine with all the carbon, probably it woild have been entirely removed by the same process, and there would have been no coal measures. Anthracite coal was that which had advanced furthest, and was most completely carbonized. They could easily understand after that liow it was that coal had been formed, and also how carbureted hydrogen the dangerous 'fire-damp,' was generated and confined injfissures in the coal, where there had been no outlet into the air. Fortunately it did not often appear amon£ them. Coal was found atalmostall elevation;, from 8,000 feet above the level of the sea, to 1,800 below it, as at White Haven, where it. addition to its depth, it is worked under the bed of the occan for nearly a mile. It is, therefore, nearly certain that there are ilnmense stores of coal existing at depths and in positions which render them inaccessible. Carbonic acid, known to the miners as choke damp, is produced when carbon is burned with a sufficient amount of air or oxygen."Are prepared to furnish their patrons with all thei^. An experience of Twenty Years enables ns to ensur« the public unrivalled accomplishments in the perfection of our work, and is an inducement in our favor to all who desire to build. Kesidence on Luzerne Avenue, West Pittston. Sept. 30, '6'J-ly famous brands of One live man, with a moderate amount of capital and energy, is worth more to a town than a dozen rich old fogies, who shut their money up in bonds and unimproved real state. , CARRIAGES, WAGONS, &,o. ALE, PORTER, &C. So, altera short pause, in which Moze-art could hardly keep from giving Soven three mote beats with the "Handel," he began as follows : piTTSTON TANNERY. A little boy, seeing a drunken man prostrate before the door of a groggery, opened the door, and putting in his head, sa d to the proprietor: "See here, sir, your sign has fallen down. / CARRIAGE AND WAGON MAK-1NG, AND Orders will be received at their regular Agency in BCR ANTON. Also in PITTSTON. LECTUKB 1 DENTISTS. They have full and complete arrangements tnade for tha PITTSTON, PA, Singing is the s rt of opening the mouth properly so as to make the voice musical. People may open the mouth in caping or eating,butno music is thereby produced, and therefore is not singing. There aro other musical animalv besides man, as for instance birds and tea-kettles which sing principally morning and evening. The latter sings only when it gels steam up,and' in this respect is only too olten imitated by 3. BECK, M. D—DENTIST J, late of PHILADELPHIA—JOB 0—Two doori above his for•ner residence, East side of Main St., above th* 9ublicdquare, Willces-Barr«, P«nn. July Iv. BLACKS MITHING. Oak, and Hemlock Bark, Hides, Calf Skins, and Pelts wanted, for which the highest prices will be paid. It is expected that two hundred delegates from Edrope will visit this country a year from this fail, to attend the General Christian Alliance in the city of New York. The Convention will be one of the greatest events of tho age. MANUFACTURE OF ALE, the quality of which will be unsurpassed. Send in 1 WE Undersigned is now prepared at his Shop In West i'ittston, to do a general business, in BLACKSMITHIN'G,and the manufactare of WAGONS, CARRIAGES AND BUGGIES. LEATHER OF ALL KINDS constantly on hand. wour orders Dec. 17—lm. JAMES DAVIS A CO., Near J. R. Wear A Co-e, Pluming Mill. Fittston, Feb. 11.1S69. A Tocgh Stort.—There is a place in Maine, so rockey, tbat when the down-castcrs plaut corn, they look for crevices in the rocks, aud shoot the grains in with a musket; they can't raise ducks there no iiow, lor the stones are so thick that the ducks can't get their bills between them to pick grasshoppers, and the onlyway tbat the sheep can get at the sprigs of g rass is by grinding their noses on a griudstone. Bat that ain't a circumstance to a place on the eastern shore; there the land is so poor, that ou a clear day you can see the grasshoppers climb up a mullen stalk, and look with tears in their eyes over a fifty acre field ; aud the humble bees have to get down on their knees to get at the grass ; all the mosquitoes died of starvation,aud the turkey buzzards bad to emigrate. But there i3 a county in Virginia which can beat that; there the land is so sterile that when the wiud is in the northwest, they have to tie the children to keep them from being blown away ; there it takes six frogs to see a man, and when the dogs bark they have to lean against the fence; the horses are so thin that it takes twelve of them to make a shadow, and when they kill an ox they have to bold him up to knock him dowu ! But oh !—there is a region in Jersey, saith Moses Daper, where they held a two weeks jubilee in the churches, because it was announced that a fresh blade of grass had sprouted in the lower part of the county. There, the natives once murdered a traveler for the sake ol half a gingerbread cake, which he was rumored to have in his pocket; and there too, they turned a man "out of meeting" because, after a visit to Philadelphia, be reported that while in the city bo had at one time as much as he could eat. Such is lite. A would be erudite young man, wishing to ask a youi.g lady if fie might speak with her, wanted to know if he could roll the wheel of conversation round the axle-tree of tier understanding for a moment. f ho poor girl faiuted. Having been particular to secure the best of Wagon and Carriage Makers, as weil as Blacksmiths, he feels no hesitation in assuring the public that the work made at his shop will compare favorably with the best in Northern Pennsylvania. CONTRACTS. A young lady being reproved by he r maternal parent for kissing her intended, very naively replied, "whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, do you even so unto them." DR J BAllRETT, DENTIST, QARPENTERING AND BUILDING SCRANTON AD'S. Office at his residence on Franklin St. opp Dsite the Methodist Church, Wilkes-Barre, Pa., whore he may hereafter be found at all hours. PAINTING AND TRIMMING! man For this department also, he has a scientific workman of ample experience in the best shops in the state. With the facilities and workmen wxthwhish my establshmen t is c • w furnished, there is rfuthing to prevent my being able to produce as neatly and well-made a wagon of any kind as can be made in Northern Pennsylvania. Those in need of anything in my line, are requested to call and give me a trial, audsatisfaction in every particular will be guaranteed. JOSEPH KLOTZ. GEORGE M. SAX, Singing is considered elevating in its character upou man ; that is so in the case of other classes alluded to, is evident from the fact that larks and most other birds sing most when flying the highest, and when the tea kettle sings it raises the lid. A newly married couple riding in a carriage wer® overturned, whereupon a bystander said it was a shocking sight. "Yes," said another,-to see those just weddea'fall out" so noon." Dr. B. inserts Teeth ou Gold wid Silver plate, Ac., and operates in all the branches of Dental Sirjery.in the bestmanner. A deduction from usual charges sufficient to cover expenses, allowed to persons who coma rein a distance. April 10 1880.—ly. Respectfully announces his readiness (o do Ourpenter-Work of all kinds in the hest manner. He professes to be thoroughly acquainted with his business aud can with confidence warrant satisfaction in all cases. Shop on Montgomery Street, above Wyoming Street, West pittston. Kesidence on Wyoming Street, West Pittston. G. M.S. May 6, lSG'j-ly. A Western editor asks the following question : " It a fellow has nothing when ho gets married, ami til® girl "has nothing, is berthings nizzeu or his tilings hern ?" Wo maintain the negative. In order to read music well, it is necessary first to Bpell correctly, for if even the first letter of the word is wanting, it will make you A peculiar elibing aud flowing has talo n place in the mineral spring near Buffalo, Iowa ; it spouts lor three minutes, then stops about two. It i» considered to presage an earthquake shock. DR. C. M. WILLIAMS, SURGEON DENTIST, Wast Pittston, May 31,18«tt VIEWS! VIEWS!! VIEWS!! £1ARPENTE11ING AND BUILDING rpHE subscribers having purchased the -L entire View Apparatus of Mr. F. H. Simpson, are ;he only persons in the city who have the facilities Tor making large views of A man was tound dead in his cellar in PriuceviKe, III., two bullet holes in his body and on his coat collar a paper pinned which read, "He makes No. \1." His neighbors are looking out for No I. MAIN STREET, PITT8T0N, PA. "XTEW WAGON SHOP. AM088TR0H Desire® to inform his old customers and the public in general that he has fitted up a commodious and convenient shop for the making and painting of The undersigned, who has had extensive and long experience in ail the various branches of the Carpentering Business, desires to announce to the Public that he is prepared, to take Contracts, for all kinds of work, or to do work by the day. 1 here are different parts in music as there are in every thing else. sick (usic.) Among the many improvements recently introduced in hi* practice, he regards none of more importance than hi* method of "Jerome, Jerome !" exclaimed Mrs. Butteifield, the rther day, to her biggest boy, "what are you throwing to those pigeons?" "Gold bends, mother, and the fools are eatin' 'em ; 1 'spect they think it's corn!" COAL BREAKERS, DWELLINGS, 1 The trcbel, so called because it is the most troublesome to acquire, and because young ladies when requested to sing this part in company are "usually troubled with a cold. ' EXTRACTING TEETH WITHOUT PAIN, which he i* doing suoce»*fully every day, by the u«e of WAGONS OF ALL KINDS, He would refer to tlie ninny for whom he has built houses the last seventeen years, in Pittston, hp to his ability and promptness, believing that all will give him the credit of LANDSCAPES, Ac., 4c. 0pK?. fthe ml?1011® church. °n WILLIAM STREET in Pittston. The experience he has had in his budness, and the extent to which his work is known in this section, warrants the assurance on his part that he will have the pleasure of again serving many who hare heretofore farored him with their work He pledges himself to use the best of wood, and to do the painting in the most durable and approved manner The iron work to his wagons is done by Wm. Stroh who is well known as one of the BEST WORKMEN in this section. The public are invited to call and take a look at cur work, painting shop, and work shop. Respectfully, May 21, '68—tf AMOS STROH. And are now prepared to fill orders with promptness and dispatch, and on reasonable terms. Wo also have a great number of large view negatives, taken by Messrs. Simpson & Johnson, from which duplicates may be had. AL80: Last Wednesday n man named Sidener was taken from Fayette to Scott county, Ky., and ordered to marry a giri lie had never see*, on pain of death if lie refused, tie said he w ould die first, and was releasei. Though not less than one hiindred and fifty thousand dollars C*«» subscribed in New York to the Arondale fund, but thirty thoijsand has reached the treasurer in Pennsylvania. Perhaps that is about the right proportion, considering how they do things in New York. It i* perfectly »afe and rery pleasant to inhale. Its result* hare.been entirely »ati*factory in erery initance. C. M. w. Room* with J. W. MILLER, adjoining the Cash Store ot Cha*. Law A Co. NITROUS OXIDE GAS- DOING GOOD WORK, 2. The tenor, so called because tho tenor of what is sung depends upon the capucity of the singer, and becanse there is only about one in every ten or eleven competent to take this part; the rest go on the even tenor of their way. A choir ought to consist ol twenty-four singers, because twenty-four sheets make one quire. There ore several kinds money in circulation, harmony, matrimony, antimony, Ac., but with the first only we have to do. as well as for doing it according to agreement and in a neat and substantial manner. Stereoscopic "Views- Having a convenient shop at bis residence on the bill, near the "Mott Steam Mill," he is prepared for all small jobs as well as large ones, and will give strict attention to the same. Of all kinds. Pittston, May lit 1854. An assortment of Local Views will be kept constant ly on hand. Now is the time for those wishing pic lures of their , "flow are you Smith V said Jones. Smith pretends not to know jliim, and replies hesitatirgly : "Sir, you have got the advantage of me." "Yes," retorts Jones, "I suppose everybody has that's got common sense." Pittston, Feb. 18,18GD. HENRY STEVENS. FISH AND OYSTERS. RESIDENCES, Q S. BLACKMAN, rpo CONTRCTORS AND BUILDERS As we are prepared to make all sizes, from Stereoscopic to the largest. 49-Call and examine specimens. Gallery on the corner of Lackawanna and Penn Avenues, over Gregory 4 Snover's Tobacco Store. ' L.W.4 E. A. HEERMANS. Scranton, August 26, lS69.-ly Smith looks unhappy, TOHN McKENNA, V GENERAL PRODUCE, FISH AND OYSTER COMMISSION MERCHANT,No. 302 Boutli Water, and SOS South Front St., PHILADELPHIA. For reference see J. 8. Hurlbut, Pittston, Pa. [Sept. 12,'t7-6m. A Berlin professor has li|een investigating the school room cause of disease' He sums them up in bad air, bad light, bad color of walls, bad seats, indiscreet bodily exercise, extremje intellectual exertions, punishments, the drinking the size of the print in the books from which the studies are maue. A formidable bill of indictment. M. JONES, The air or treble is the principle part ol harmony, and is invariably sung by female voices, because ladies takes more airs upon themselves than gentlemen. Yet this is no disparagement to them, for as the air constitutes their very breath, so the air is the breath and soul of music. That ladies are fond of cultivating different airs is evident, from their free use of the fan in warm weather, nnd their fondness for evening aephyrs, babbling brooks and singing birds, (mosquitoes only excepted). The female voice isan octavo higher than that ol m*n,and, therefore purer and clearer, just as the air at the top of mountains is purer than that in the valleys. For this reason, too, ladiesofte.n speak in a very high-key, especially to their husbands. Mu«ic is always written on a staff composed of fire lines and four intervening spaces, form- GENERAL rRlXCITLES OP lfCSIC. MANUFACTURER OF Wholesale and Retail Dealer in LIME, HAIR AND ROOFING SLATE, Mahkiauk and Dkatii.—Why is it that the marriage annoucements are immediately followed by the obituary notice in our papers? Does death follow so closely on the footsteps of marriage? Is grief the page that carries the train of happiness? Does the tomb open wide its dork and ponderous jaws besides the nuptial couch ?—"Tis the plan of life." The gleeful songs of light and merry hearts to-day, tomorrow will turn to funeral chants, and sobbing unil Is mentation he heard instead of eUd pealing laughter. We read to-day of our Irienda marriage, wish ihem joy ; and to-morrow we see their de.; h recorded, and say '• peace to their ashes." Our merriest sones are timed by lootfalls of death, and the "silver chord" is as fragile as a spider's thread, and the'■ golded bowl" ta more brittle than glass. HEAVY AND LIGHT WAGONS, C^CR ANTON BRASS WORKS Why is a beard like commbn sense? Because 110 woman possess it. At which a lady correspondent "goes for if after the following fashion: Why is the author of the above like a certain worn out instrument of music ? J Because he is an abandoned lyre—(liar.) While tearing down an old fiotise in Danbury.Comt, the other day, a well preserved note was found, issued under the act of Congress At' February 17, 117s. U was lor "one-sixth of adollai*." On one side, among other things, was the rnottoi, "Mind your own business" and on the reverse siile a circle composed of thirteen links, representing Ihe thirteen Slates. Kilderbrand, the Missouri,-outlaw, has been heard from. Colonel Browu met liim on the Pocahontas road the other day. Hilderfrband, it is aaid, showed such determination not to bCi* taken alive that the Colonel, to avoid being; himseff captured, called a truce, told Hilderbraud his nam4 was Gir^sby—burrowed an ex-rebel cognomon for ihe occasion—and tully retired from the field, leaving the outlaw to par* sue his way in peace. Keeps on hand a constant Bupply of the best Penn sylvania Roofing Slate. Also, Enameled Slate Jlan ties, Table Tops. Ac., which are far superior and more durable than the best Marble Mantels, and much cheaper. School Rooms furnished with the superior OF ALL KINDS AND STYLES r.fcNM FR. baird & CO., , Packer* «nd Dealer* In a. r. ooouigaa. Having fitted Dp ■ commodious shop for wood work and another for painting, he is prepared to take orders for all descriptions of wagons, and to guarantee that his work will be done well and in season. Having in oonuectlon with hie wagon department a corps of blacksmiths of long experience, the important part of good ironing will not be wanting on any of his work CAN, TUB, SPICED AND SHELL OYSTERS, SLATE BLACKBOARD. No. 333 South Front Street, PHILADELPHIA. ROOFING, PLAIN & ORNAMENTAL JOHN MACLAREN, Br apecial arrangements with the Eipress Companies and Railroads, those who order may rely on a constant supply and prompt delivery. We beg a continuation of the fcrors of our old friends and customers, and solicit the orders of dealers generally, promising everv satisfaction in our jowertogiT.. Send in your onW Done at short notice and warranted to give satisfaction. Communications promptly attended to. Practical Brans Founder, Brass Cock, Globe Valve The painting and trimming will bv done in the best manner and on reasoable terms. and Steam Whistle Manufacturer. I sell lower than the lowest for cash. Brass Casting and Jobing done with dispatch All work guaranteed. J. M. Nov, 19, 1808. OFFICE AND YARD, LACKAWANNA AVENUE. C. S.BLACKMAN. William Street. [Office near Finches Foundry.] Box 412,SerantoD, Pa, PittatoD, July 9,1968. Not. 6,16 3 |
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