Pittston Gazette and Luzerne Anthracite Journal

              HTTSTON GAZETTE, PITTSTON GAZETTE Job Printing and Ruling*. A1TD Luzerne Anthracite Journal. The "Gazette" Jobbing Office, and the Job Printing Office Being now,consolidated, embraces a larger variety of Jobbing inateri&l thaii any otber office in the country and is fully prepared to execute work of all kinds in the best and cheapest manner. Fartioular attention given to the following PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY G1. M. RICHARTj "fiaiette" Building, Main Street, West Bide. The GAZETTE and JOURNAL Is published every Thursday, at Two Dollars per annum, strictly in advance. pfr* No postage charged within the count/. MANIFESTS,, PAMPHLETS, CIRCULARS, SHOW-BILLS, LABELS, MOTES, QRDER8, HANDBILLS, BILL HEAPS, frlCKEW, CARDB, y *o,Ac. ) AND LUZERNE ANTHRACITE JOURNAL. ADVERTISING RATES. •PACI. 3w. I lm. | 3 m. J 0 na. | 1 j RULING* 1 square, - 1 00 I 1 84 | 3 00 I & 00 I » 00 . 1 {0 | 2 00 I & 0° I T 00 | 10 00 gttofefo to tjre Coal Jttfcrofs, politics, fiferafurc, aiti Central Intelligent. Ruled w&rk of al Ikinds, done in the noateat and be»t manner, and printed as requested. Everything in th«i line wiUrecelVe.prottipt attention. % column, - 4 oo | 6 0° 1? °o 10 oo le oo » i10« i " « i »«• i column," - «« I 10 00 | MOO | 34 00 | MOO BLANKS. The following Blank* are kept on hand, or printed to Order, and sold on reasonable termn:—HheriiTSalea, Warrants, Constable Sales, Summons, Judfrment Contracts, I'romisory Notes, Huhpenas, Attachments, Executions. Marriage Certificates,Cheek RoIIb, Time Hoi ST Deeds, Compacts, Leases, Ac.,etc. Regular yearly advertisers, not to exceed with card h'ree squares at any time, 115. Business notices, with ■ a advertisement, $1 each. 49* The above rates will be strictly adhered to. VOLUME XIII.—NO. 12. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 4, 1863. WHOLE NO. 636. BUSINESS CARDS. MISCELLANEOUS. mark McDonnell, Dr. C. M. Williams, fabbSlL! mSNTISTi Darling farewell! the evening star is sleeping, late of sDsqninAicxA depot, Faintly its last ray gilds th» old elm-tree, WOULD respectfully inform the inhabitants And now, while night her dewey tears is weeping of PITT8TON and vicinity, that he has ! I part from thee. opened an office in Fittston for the practice of . , , , .... i .. . , . . Dentistry. His object being to make Pittston a Th° 7.,nd 8,«Ua 8adly- throu«h tha dark bou8k« permanent location, tho facilities for the various , , ?8D .... . , , departments of his business will bo full and A low farewell it s.ghs forevermore; complete. Having been actively engaged in his i 8ad M tbe voice of waves forever beating profession for eight years he feels confident of | far-off shores. being able to reader full satisfaction to all needing his services. By James Gillson. Here's to you that are fair and pretty, Deep in lore—the more the pitty; My morning star end evening bright la to you my heart'* delight. By Jamca Elliott. Everything in ita timo and the joys of to-day. By Doct. Weston. The Backlort of lowanda: May they soon become fathers of legitimate children. By Benoni Austin. May every eounty in the Union be possessed of as many noble and patriotio bachelors as the county of Bradford. Compliments. It is very much to be wished, for the benefit of bashful men, that society would come to some general agreement upon the subjeot of compliments, At present, the Whole social law upon the subject is in a state of qoqfusion whjch is a mere pitfal) for the unwary. There are some occasions when a compliment is very little lesa than an insult; and there aro othors when it ia scarcely lesa insulting to omit the compliment j and the distinction in principle between the two sets of occasions is very obvious. To Qompliment a lady on her dress is a rude familiarity. A panegyritj upon her beauty is only tolerated if she belongs to the emaciated sisterhood of " fast fjifls," and is apt to be resented even then if there are many listeners to overhear it. But seat her at a piano-forte, and everything is changed. Compliments [cease to be rude on one side, or repulsive on the other. The man who would piand at the piano-fort listening to a song, and omit at tho end of it to ejaculate " Beautiful!" would be condemned by every right-thinking mind as unworthy the name of a man and an American. Compliments on suoh occasions are not simply permissible, but they are exacted with riger as an item of the ordinary tribute of civility which man owes to woman You might as well 1st a lady stand for want of a chair while yon are sitting down, as to allow the music to languish for want of a plentiful supply of eulogy. And the young lady, who would blush and bridle if she was told she was pretty, submits with smiling impassibility to the most fulsome flattery on the subjeot of her singing. In fact, if the song did not close amid a chorus of admiration, .every one would feel that there was an awki ward silence. People would force conversation fitfully ana uneasily, as if somebody had uttered a startling impropriety; and the performer would be perfectly justified in flouncing away from the pianoforte, and passing the rest of the evening in the dumps. The idea appears to bo that a publio performance is incompatible with retiring modesty. It is a proclamation that the young lady is not satisfied to remain unnotioed in the thong, but wishes to attract a speoial share of general atren* tion to herself; and it naturally follows that she desires some assurance that her efforts havo not been in vain. The world is too good naturcd to refuse compliments to any one who professedly caters for them; and fortunately, there arc peoplo who derive a positive pleasure from the aot of flattoring others. Their souls arc a living well of butter, and a little of it escapes upon every passer by. Probably they began the praotioe from calculation, to secure as many friends as possible at a cheap cost; but the habit soon grows upon them, and olings to them long after the hope of getting on in the world has lost its power.— They are very disagreeable peoplo to meet in sooiety, upon ordinary occasions, for they are always putting somebody out of countenance j but their real mission in the world is to attend at musical parties. They should be jammed in between the pianoforte and the wall and left there. So placed, they are in position to perform services which, in their absence, it would be impossible to supply; for contemplating does not come by nature, and the master of ■the bouse who should try it for the first time, in ignorance of the difficulties of the attempt, and without proper preperation, is very liable to come to an unseemly halt in the very middle of his pretty speech. Geo. w. brainerd&Co. GROCERS, S. Sturmer, MANUFACTURER Olr BOOTS * SHOES 103 MURRAY, near WEST St. GEO. W. BRAINERD, ) NEW YORK. DAVID BELDBN J. Invites the attention of the public to bis CURTISS & CO., NEW STOCK of Gents, Ladies, Misses and Cbildrens Boots. Shoes, Gaiters, Farewell 1 the lonely stars that o'er us elisUs— Our parting words each to the other tell; Aud drooping branches round us softly listen, Breathing farewell. Produce & Commission Ac., of every sty le and quality. Fine French Calf, as well as coarse Artificial Teeth Inserted on Gold, Silver or Bubber Plate in the best style of the art and warranted to give satisfaction.Men's BOOTS, Ladies, MISSES AND CHILDREN'S SHOES OF MERCHANTS, TITHSYILLE, CRAWFORD Co., P«r Particular attention paid to purchasing and (hipping of all kinds of PRODUCE and OILS. April 8, 1863. boots, and work of every description in his line made to order with neatness ana despatch. A large assortment of Findings, and Leather, French Calf, And when the lonely night-watch I am keeping And all is quiet save the wind's low moan, I'll e'ro remember one whom I left weeping Sad and alone. Teeth filled with Gold or Tin Foil and Bone Filling. Teeth extracted according to the most approved method. Tiie Way We Intend to Do It.—After mature deliberation—at least on deliberation ought to be mature, for we have been engaged in maturing thorn for about three years—we have determined to become rich, not suddenly rich, but slowly and surely to build up our pecuniary fortunes till we grow in wealth to the huge propor, tion of a millionaire. In the first place we shall borrow and invest fifty cents in candies, cakes and aples, purchase an •mptj whiskey barrel for a stand and rent a space on the sidewalk fore a store. Here will wC remain late and early, till we shall havi disposed of our stock in trade for doubli its value. Then we will increase the stocl and double our sales and wfren we get 8ft; dollars, we will rent a small shanty 01 Main street aud fill it with a variety of ar tides of every description, too numerous t( mention—and advertise them in the Gazette We shall then stop siooking cigars, chewin; tobacco, drinking sherry cobblers, and be come as mean a cus as possible. In ever imaginable manner we will cheat,wrong anC defraud our customers, lie, swindle and stea —make money, and buy bank stock, inceasi our circle of business and usefulness, taki a big store on Main street, and get a largC stock ol goods principally on credit. Hin a number of clerks, make them work nigh and day, give them nothing, and allov them the inestimable privilege of payinj their own board bills. Having invest ed heavily in bank stock, we will use ou: influence to bo elected President ofaBanl and also of a railroad company. We will lend money, and take mortgagei on property, forcolose tbo mortgages, bu; in the property ourselves, and thus becomi the owner of oountless acres of real estate Having accomplished all this, and grown ti be worth twenty-five millions of ii money, lands and tenements, gooas, chat ties and green backs, we shall look arounc us for a wife—with that amount of cash i won't be hard to find one—but she mui be a money-making woman. After getting married, we intend to live 20 years, anc raise 20 children, and each year will in creaso our fortune 20 millions. Having reached the age of 100 years, we shall dii I with a pocket full of rocks, and withou making a will. It will be mighty pleasun I after death, to see what sport tho lawycri and judges will have settling up the estnto At the age of thirty most of our childret will die in abject poverty, as by that timC tho lawyers will havo exhausted the entin estate. However, the fore knowledge o: this fact shall not prevent us oarrying iDitc cfFect our daring project. Wo shall ge rich, and be miserable that we may be ricl —be mean, that wo may be a millionaire This is the way all millionaire get to be rich and why should not we follow their ex ample? Money is power—and wo intern to possess that power, if we oan find thC capital to oommenee. If anybody desire to see a man make himself rich, just let hin lend us 50 cents capital. Bvery style and quality. THE OLDEST ESTABLISHMENT IN PITTSTON. Work done in the Kip, Oak Tanned Sole and Upper, constantly on hand to Buit town and country custom, at the lowest figure for cash. Give me a call before purchasingelsewhere. Office for the present at MILLER'S PHOTOGRAPHIC GALLERY, next door to the Cash Store. Mamok. G. B. SMITH, Importer of Brandies, Wines, Gins, From tho Bradford Settler, July 19, 1827. Bachelor's Dinner. MOST PROMPT and satisfactory manner, by the most experienced workmen in this valley. REFERENCES. Rev. 0. M. McDowall, Pittston, Pa. Samuel Falkcriburg, Susquehanna, Penn'a. Jainea B. Gregg, " " C. 8. Bennett, '• " Dr. D. F. Brundage, " " Dr. John W. Leay, " " Dr. II. A. Tingley, " " April 23, 1863. NEXT BOOR TO BLAKELY HALL * DRUG STORE, A sumptuous dinner was prepared on Saturday last for the bachelors of Towanda by Mr. James Elliott. About a dozen of that honorable fraternity assembled and partook of the feast prepared for them.— David Barstow, Esq., was ohosen Presiden, and Benjamin Sprees, Vice President.— After the cloth was removed, the following toasts were drank, with animation and hearty cheering. Tho best of stock always on hand In large (quantities, enabling his customer! to be suited •t all times. Ac., &c., &c., No. lOlWest Street, 1 door above Duano St., NEW-YORK. March 7, 1801. 641yl MAIN STREET, PITTSTON. April 2, 1803.—ly Fine FRENCH CA.LF.and PATENT LEATHER. as well as French Kip and Coarse Boots. Work of every description in his line made to order with neatness and durability. BENJ. E. BOWER'S 3VEW S4)~ All work sold at the lowest prices for cash. 8. STURMER, Robert baur,—book binder, north East corner of Public Square and Main-st Wilkesbarre. Picture Framos, Common Gilt and Mahogany, ornamented and plain, made to order, of any sine. Job Binding neatly executed. A large selection of common and fine pictures, Albums, Blank books, Stationery, Novels, Ac., always on hand. June 17, 1803. Boot, Shoe, Leather and Finding's 1STew Millinery Three Doors South of Pittstou Bank. Pittston, May 21, 1803. ©(0)®®© —A!tlD— JOHN MACLAREN, ■TORE AND MANUFACTORY. 1. The Ladiks — Practical Brass Founder, The undersigned would respectfully announce to his old friends and the public that ho has opened an cstablishmentof the above description in tho room next door south of Shiffcr A Lance's old stand, where he is well stockcd with Gentlemen's, Ladies, Misses and Children's Shoes of the very best manufacture. Having in constant employ the best of workmen, the custom department of his establishment will ()ot be inferior to any in northern Pennsylvania. Satisfaction wurranted. B. E- BO WEN. In Upper Pittston. THE undersigned would respectfully announce to the Incite" of Pittston fu»d vicinity that she has opened, in the building next door north of Warner's Ilotel,immediately opposite the store of Michael Heap, a GENERAL STOCK OF MILLINERY ESTABLISHMENT, "Like to Jeremiah's figg, The good too good The bad too bad to give th' pigs." 3 cheers. AND BRASS COCK MANUFACTURER, MAW STREET, PITTSTON, PENN'A. P-JV4 Every description of Brass Work, r&y Oil Cups. Water, (las. Steam and Cocks, Jobbing, Brass Castings,Ac. done with despatch. fCVTho highest prices paid for old Vl' oPPcr, Bfe8®. Lead and Zinc. Shop at No. 1 Shaft, Main St., Pittston. April 8, 1863.—ly J. MAC. L. RE MO V A.L! Now Located Cor. of Main k William Strctti "Watches and Jewelry. ,11^11^, A NEW STOCK. itfgVMft JAMES AITKEN, would respect fully inform hii friends  and the public in general that he has just replenished his store with a new and extensive assortment of Watches, Clocks, rf? Jewelry, of all descriptions. Together with SILVER AND PLATED WARE, Combs, Brushes, Pocket Cutlery, Flower Vases, and a thousand other articles which will recommend themselves. They have been purchased of the best manufacturers in tho United States, and cannot be surpassed in quality or price. REPAIRING.—Watches, Clocks and Jewelry repaired at all times, by the most experienced workmen. Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore enjoyed, a continuance of the same is respectfully solicited. J. A. Corner of Main k William Streets. Pittston, June 21,18CMI 2. Old Bachelors : A patriotic band —being unchained by tho restraints of a family they are at all times free and ready to obey the call of their country. Together with FRENCH DRESS GOODS and LAWNS, which have been purchased at rates which will enable her to sell at prioes which cannot fail to give general satisfaction. 3 cheers. Pittston, April 2, 1863.—ly LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S BONNETS and Hats, made and trimmed in the most approved style and at reasonable term*. The undersigned has also the Agency of tho Demorest Hewing Machine, which has become a great fyvorite with the Ladies. 3. Matrimony : A voyago to the Indies—if not shipwrecked by storms, or stranded by ignorance of the pilot, sure to be prosperous and happy. Drank Standing. I I _ BOOTS Ws. SHOES. NEW Eagle iiotkl, pittston. pa.— GEORGE LAZARUS, Proprietor. Pittston, Dec. 5, 1861. 40y AMD CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES 4. The Newly Married Pair : If polite and social, their society is endearing; if suspicious and vindictivo, worse than the devil. Hufford house, pittston, pa.— CYRUS STARK, Proprietor. March 26, 1S63. Best Java Coffee, Best Black and Green Teas also on hand. XD. Country Produce taken in exchange for Goods anC Millinery work, and cash paid for good fresh Boll ?Bu; ter. MRS. L. CAREY. DS. KOON,—ATTORNEY AT LAW.—Of. lieu iu the Thompson's Hall, Maiu street, Pittston. Jail. 26, 1869. 3 cheers. 6. Lovers : May they beware that delay is dangerous. RESPECTFULLY invites the tbeattention of the public tobislarge stock of SOOTS AND SHOES,such as Gents'FineCalfBoots, Congress Gaiters Oxford Ties &c. Also, a large variety of Ladies' and Childrens' shoes. andGaitersof all descriptions, in fact everythingthe line. Ilo has connected a separate department for a Pittston, April 30,18C3.—3m. The Greatest Medicine of the Day Law and Collection Office. 3 cheers. GEORGE B. KULP, Attorney at Law,—Office in the Court House, (Register's Office,) Wilkos-Barre, Pa. [Deo. l!i, 1860. 52St MAimUMAKING.—Mrs. 8. J. CEODIS would respectfully inform tho ladies of Pittston that she still continues the business of Ladies' Dressmaking at her old location, over Leon Sax's, opposite Cooper's Hall, and holds herself in readiness at all times to serve her customers in the best manner. DR. E. W. WELLS' 7. Wedlock : In the language of Addison, " either an earthly heaven, or a perfect hell." AMERICAN COMPOUND CS. BECK. M. D.—DENTIST , late of PHILADELPHIA.— Mbjffijpg Ollieo,—Two doors above his lor- RESTAURANT and CONFECTIONREY, neatly fitted up in good style. Is warranted to euro any case of Scrovula, or Drank silent and standing. My establishment is opposite C. Law & Co.s Cash Store, Main street, Pittston, Pa. Dr. K. W. Wells' American Compound in warranted to cure any ease of Chronic Ulcers, Fever Sores, from one to twenty years'atanding. Dr. E. W. Wells' American Compound is warranted to euro any ease of Scald llcad, Ringworm, Tetter, or Salt Rheum. Kino's Evil, und Tumors. 8. Gen. Ogle and his tax on Bachelors : Let him oyle the ladies; but let taxation operate equally on all classes of community. mcr residence, East side of Main St., above the Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, Penn. July 19, 1860.—ly. DRESS PATTERNS. Pittston, March 29, 1860,—tf. The patronage of the public is solicited. DU. C. R. GORMAN, having resumed the practice of hi* profession, respectfully tendon his services to the people of I'ittaton and viainity. Calls left at the EAGLE HOTEL will receive prntnpt attention, night or day. Pittston, July 25, 1861. tf She is ill receipt of the latest patterns for Ladies'Dresses anil Cloaks, and Children's Clothing and will avail herself of these advantages in serving her customers. Pittston, Oct. 3,1861. 2 cheers, Pittston Molding & Planing Mill I)r. E. W. Wells' American Compound is warranted to euro any case of Goitre or Swelled Neck, Curable Cancers and Cftnoerous Sores. Dr. E. W. Wells' American Compound is warrented to cure any caso of Chronic Sore Eyes that originates from a disordered blood, Chronic Ulcerated Sore Mouth, Chronic Ulcerated Sore Throat and Lungs. 9. Gens. Ogi,b & M'Clure : Monuments of the lolly of man's attempt to compel a mighty host of freemen to surrender their liberties. TIIE undersigned having leased for a term of years the establishment formerly occupied bv William Price, as a Door, Sash and Blind Manufactory, and having made extensive improvements in the Building and Machinery, is now prepared to do all kinds of work in his line at short notice, such as 1863. FRESH SPRING GOODS. Ig63. REIGEL, WIEST & ERV1N, IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS 10. Celibacy : A state of self-denial; if firmness of mind be a virtue, let not the profligate stigmatiso bachelors as an odious class of society. 8 groans. DR. J. M. BARRETT,—DENTIST. — Office at his residence on Franklin street, opposite the Methodist Church, Wilkes-Barre, Pa., where he may hereafter be found at all hours. Dr. E. W. Wells' American Compound is warranted to cure Sore Ears, Syphillitie Diseases, Inflammatory Rheumatism, and Chronic Piles. PLANING AND MATCHING FLOORING, FACING MAKING DOORS, SASH Dr. B. inserts Teeth on Gold and Silver plate, Ac., and operates in all the branches of Dental Surgery, in the best manner. Foreign and American Dry Goods, Dr. E. W. Wells' American Compound cures effectually all cases of Female Weakness, Eruptions and Pimples, Blotches, Blains, and Boils, St. Anthony's Fire, Rose or Erysipelas— and may be given in any case whore the system is prostrated with Impure Blood. 8 cheers. A deduction from usual charges sufficient to cover expenses, allowed to persons who como from a distance. April 19, 1860.—ly. No. 47 North 3d St., Philad'a. Pa., Would respectfully invite the attention of Country Merchants to their AND BLINDS, TURNING SCROLL-SAWING, AND CAR- 11. Our Late Brother: May the chains of Hymen afford him more substantial joys than the sweets of liberty. 9 cheers. MR8. 0AVIE8 would say to the Ladies of Pittston and vicinity that she h»s just recefved the LATEST STYLE OF PATTERNS FOR DRESSES AND MANTLES, and any orders intrusted to her will be promptly attended to. Large and Well-8clected Stock of FEE8H SPRING &OODS, VVh\ch they are now receiving in store. PENTER WORK IN GENERAL Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore received, he hopes by strict attention to business and promptness to merit it in future. JAMES R. WEAR. pit- After treating, the past year, five hundred patients afflicted with the above diseases and with perfect success, tho Doctor feels confident in recommendiug it to all. Prepared only by the Doctor at WELLS BROTHERS', Druggists, Wilkos-Barre, Pa. For sale by Dr. A. Kxapp, Pittston. February 5, 1863.—ly  12. The Fairs " Auld nature swears the loyely dears Her noblest work she classes 0, Her prentis han she tried on man, And then she mado tho lasses O." Merchants would find it to their advantage to call and examine our stock. April 30, 1863. Pittston, Nov. T, 1801.—tf Rooms in Sturmer's new brick building. April 17, 1882. SAMUEL J. BARBER, l. l. crirriss. c. o. CURTISS, G cheers. CURTISS & CO., CORNER OF LLOYD & PRIME STREETS, BUFFALO, N. Y., VOLUNTEERS BRANCH OF THE NATIONAL Claim Agency, of Washington, D. C., conducted by Hinvev, Colli** 4 Brack. Sculptor, and Dealer in Doctor J, J, Up Do Graff, By David Cash, Esq. King Hymen :— His jurisdiction has lately been acknowledged in Towanda. "Blow ye gentle breezes blow." Alone With Goo,—There is deep sublimity in silence and solitude. Alone !— IIow still the air ! The city sleeps in silence. No voices, no footstep; nothing but the whispers of the night. How still it is I The stars wink at each other but utter do words. The moon travels on her course, but is silent. Night 1 How grand the scene. My soul thrills as I contemplate. The world is hushed and I am alonealone with God 1 Foreign and Domestic MARBLE, A Model speech.—A captain in an Iowa regiment having been informed that his company had subscribed a handsome sum for the purpose of purchasing and presenting him with an elegant sash and sword, called his men together and delivered himself of the following speech :— " Boys if you have any money to spare send it to your families, if they need it; if not keep it until you need it yourselves. I will buy my owil sword. Should you do it, and should it come to disgrace in these hands, you could but regret the gift; or should I accept it from you, and somo day find it my imperative duty to kick Bome of the doners out of this company, it might be unpleasant to think that I was under obligation to that person as a contributor to the elegant sword found. For these reasons I must firmly and kindly decline the favor which your loyal and kind hoarts prompt you td bestow. Wait until the war is over; wait until the tide of battle shallkave been stayed—till the raging billows of (Jie cursed rebellion shall have been rojlrfd back; wait until I have proved myself worthy of so noble a gift—until you have shown yourselves by deeds of daring and feats of bravery worthy to bestow it upon me—then perchance I may be happy to accept at your hand some lasting testimonial of your confidence and esteem. Till then, wait." Particular attention paid to the collection of soldiers' claiina and procuring PEN8ION8, BOUNTIES, BACK PAY, Ac., on the most reasonable terms. Applications received by D. C. HARRINGTON, Attorney at Law, Commission Merchants BlmlrAi Now VorU. rilHE Doctor is* once more on a visit to I'ittston, and X will be found at the HUFFORD HOUSE, where he will remain as lonu as business will warrant. His former visit, some years si nee. will no doubt be rememlDereCi by many, /lis operations on the blind, together with numerous surgical cases, throughout?!)is country, has secured for him a confidence which should cause the people to avail themselves of his services while here. OF UP DE GRAFF'S INFIRMARY, Tomb-Stones, Mantels, Window Caps k Sills, OPPOSITE! THK BANK, FOR THE rURCHASK AND SALE OF GRAIN, SEEDS, HOPS & PROVISIONS. By Hiram Payne. The Bachelors of Towanda: If Bachus be our god and give us plenty of wine, we will ask no favours of ilynieo. Nov. 20, 1862.—tf Wilkes Barre, Pa. PITTSTON, LUZERNE CO., PA. REMOVAL. Brandensburg's Bakery. THE STAFF OF LIFE is good Bread, and I would respectfully inform the citizens of Pittston and vicinity, that I always keep the genuine article on hand for sale, with all kinds of All orders promptly attended, and satisfaction warranted. [April 3, 1862.-ly Also, Wholesale Dealers in Western and Canada Flour. Particular attention paid to purchasing and shipping Orain on orders. May 1, 1802.-6ra By James P. Bull. Sociability: The only luxury that renders this life tolerable. " CAMBRIAN HOUSE," PITTSTON, PA. GRIFFITH THOMAS, Proprietor. THE undersigned having purchased the interest of Mr. W. E. Whyte in the above well aud favorably known establishment, would respectfully inform his friends and former patrons of the House, as well as the public in general, that nothing will be left undone to render to his customers and guests satisfaction in every particular. Beverages of all kinds served in the best style. Fresh Oysters and various other dishes will be prepared in the most acceptable manner and at all hours. The House aims to bo one of the highest respectability, and will be kept in a manner acceptable to all who have occasion to patronize it. O. T. Pittston, April 16, 1863.—ly THE EYE will be treated for all its various diseases. Total Blindness from Cataract, occlusion of the pupil, tJore Ryes' Cross Eyes, Inverted Lids. tiranuJed Lids, Specks on the Cornea, Growths on the Eye, Obstruction of tho Tear Ducts, Ac., Uc. 50 Barrels Mess Pork! By Geo. W. Cash. May matrimony ever be praised as men praise good mustard —with tears in their eyes. 1 Ton of Hams Sugar Cured 1 Tun of SHOULDERS Sugar Cured A rich merchant named Hogg once requested a person to bring him a load of corn in a stated time, which he failed to do, and did not take it until the next day after that which he had promised. Tho merchant, as might bo expected, refuged it. CRACKERS, PIES, CAKES, &C. Families and Parties supplied with everything in his line, on short notice, and on reasonable terms. ARTIFICIAL EYES.—-He will insert Artificial Eyes, giving them the expression of the natural, without pain or removing the old one. 500 Lbs. of DRIED BEEF. By W. Goodrich. Lord ladies how well we bachelors feel to-day. XDK-A.FN"ESS. Entire or partial Deafness, even when the Drum is destroyed will insert an artificial one, answering nearly til the purposes of the natural. Discharges from the Ear and Nose. Polypi of either organ, together with ill diseases common to both By Thos. Elliott. Ourselves and matrimony.My establishment is now the second building below the Post Office, on Main st. 100 Sacks Pure Ashton Salt FRANK BRANDENaKT&O. Pittston, March 1, 1863. 50 Sacks GROUND ALUM! lOO Barrels SYRACUSE SALT, By D. M. Bull. Our departed brother who fell in the cause of Celibacy—he was prostrated at the shrine of Hymen by the arrows of Cupid—peaoe to his names. " Well, replied the wagoner, " you are the first hoq I evor knew to refuse corn." Tbroat and Iiunga, All diseases affec ting these organs treated according to the latest discoveries. WALL'S HOTEL, AT TUE CASH STORE OF Tho Mexicans, it is said, catch a runaway, soldier by throwing a lasso.—Exchange Paper. Charles Law & Co; Pittston, August 7, 1862.-tf GENERAL SURGERY.—Tumors, Cancers, Piles, Fistula in anno, operations for Deformities from burns or other causes, Amputation of Limbs, Excision of the Toncils, Excision of decayed bones and operates for Rupture by a new process, avoiding much cutting.— Together with all Surgical Diseases. LATE AMERICAN HOUSE, TUNKHANNOCK, WYOMING CO., PA. By Doctor Lilly. The Maids of Towanda: Their's is a hopeless case—no symptoms of a recovery. Very similar to the manner in whjoh old bachelors are taken. They are caught with a lass oh !—Lynn News. PRACTICAL WATCHMAKERS DR. S. C. MARSH'S National Hair Restorer! CORNS, WARTS, 4c.—Will remove theso troublesome excressences without pain or drawing blood. By Geo. W. Cash. May we take reason for our guide; conscience for our monitor; and may our actions ever be contrary to those we would find fault with. THIS Establishment has recently been refitted and furnished in the latest style. Evry attention will be given to the comfort and •nveaieace of those who visit the House. T. B. WALL, Owner and Proprietor. January 9, 1862.—lj NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA This preparation possesses the peculiar property of restoring Gray Hair to its original color, causes it to grow thick and strong, stops its foiling out, frees the head from Dandruff; prevents Baldness; cures Pityriasis, 8alt Rheum, Tetter, and all other outnneous diseases of the scalp. It does not dye the Hair, but helps Nature secrete the proper coloring matter which constitutes Its hue. For sale by G. 11. ROMMKL, FEMALE DISEA8E8.—From his long experience in Hospital. and private practice, he can assure the affiicted that thev can have all those diseases common to the sex skilfully treated. And it is alas! oh ! with many of them ever after, isn't it ? The captain of a vessel just arrived in the harbor of New York, directed one of tho crew, an Irishman, to throw theBuoy overboard. The captain inquired if tho order had been obeyed. The man with great simplicity rqplied, " I could not catch the boy, but I threw, overboard the old cook!" GENERAL DISEASE®.—All forms of Chronic Diseases where the patient cau visit his rooms will be treated.— Will not visit out door, or acute cases. By B. Spees. The Ladies : Let them not suppose that wc are the less fond of them because we are Bachelors. JENNINGS & BROTHER, West Pitt* ton. EMBALMING.—He will embalm the dead bodies of Men or animals, preserving perfectly the color and natural appearance of the skin. The subject will keep for ages. —— Dealers in West Pittston, Oct. 9,1862. Consolation. — During a marriage ceremony, the bride wan sobbing vehemently while the knot was being tied.— " What is the matter, my young woman f" asked the official. " Oh, sir," replied the bride, " it's became it's forever I" " No, no I" rejoined the parson, " that's a mistak—a great mistake, it's not forever.— Death puts an end to the engagement"— On hearing this, the bride dried he* tears and was consoled. Grain and Lumber, COLORED PHOTOGRAPHS! By Alpheus Ingham. Old Bachelorship : A leaky old vessel sailing upon the sea of life; may the voyage of the lonely captain be occasionally cheered with • sparkling gloss. THE subscriber 1b prepared to take Pictures in all the various styles, from the smallest minature to life-size, and color them either in water or oil. Up De Graff's Infirmary, KLMIHA, NEW YORK. 07 ALL KINDS. FLOUR, FEED & MEAL, PORK, BUTTER and CHEESE, 1 LARD, DRIED APPLES and BEANS, fULT, CEMENT, Ac., to. Dootors Up De Graff k Son have established an In flrmary as above, where the afflicted can procure treatment in all the departments of Medical science. One of the tlrin will be at the Institute at all times. 14 My wife," said a wag tie pther day, *! came near calling me' honey' last night." " Indeed, how was that f" " Why, she called me ' old becswa*.'" TOE COLORED PHOTOGRAPHS V. PETERSEN, Pittston, Pa. II. & A. PETERSEN, Scranton, Pa. O. PETERSEN, Honesdale, Pa. Nov. 8,1860. surpass all other styles of Paintings—you have a daguerreotype likeness ana a painting, equal to the finest in ivory. Pictures of deceased persons enlarged to any size and colored. Specimens both in water and oil on exhibition, which the public are respectfully invited to call and examine at "Photowatha's wigrnam." J. W. MILLER. Board, with the comfort* of home, can bo had at reasonable rates. April 30, 1863.  By D. Barstow, Esq. May the captain when ho escapes from the leaky old vessel take refuge in the arms of an amiable woman.Flour! Flour!! A Regular Fleet.—A Washington paper oontains the marriage of Martin Briggs to Louisa Schooner, Everard Boatman to Margaret Scv»ll, George Shipp to Fhoeba Cutte*. PITTSTOHf. PA. By Geo. W. Cash, lo an Old Maid: May her passions ever be servants to her reason and religion, and when they rebel first conccal and then suppress their mutiny.Music Lessons DAY ROHOOZi. rphe undersigned will give lesson's in Music tp J. a limited number of pupils, aiul will  receive scholars at a day school, to be opened by her at her residenoc on Railroad street, in Pittston, on MONDAY, the 18th of APIJ,. PlfV Barrels of Pork I~a Superior article, for sale at the lowest Cash Prices, by JENNINGS A BEO. May 22,1882.-2m A sentiment at a celebration was:-— Marriage—ordained for the happiness of man; through whose portals the batchelor will not, can not, dare nat cuter." Which was responded to as follows by a, batohelor ; "The ladies—our stars before marriage, our stripes after." Pittston, May 18,1861 The subscriber has now on hand FIVE HUNDRED BARRELS OF THE Large Stock of Wall Paper! New Styles for 1861! BEST It is said some babies are so small that they pan creep into quart measures. But the way in which somp adults pan walk into such measures is astonishing. TAPSCOTT'8 PA88AOP AND EXCHANGE OFFICE, West Branch Brands of Floor, In Sacks and Barrels, which he offers to Merchants and Dealers at wholesale, VEBY LOW for cash. Apply to J. H. BROWN, my Agent, in Everett's building, or at ray Store, opposite the Eagle Hotel. By Married Citizens.—Spectators, Just Received 10,000 Pieces By Warren Jenkins. The Bachelors of Towanda: Naturally fond of liberty may they shun the frosty chains of the winter of life by taking refuge in the arms of the fair, for thoir yoke is easy and their burthen light. Terms for day scholars, per quarter  For music scholar!, with use of Piano .$5 00 .12 Op 86 South Street. Vox Drafts on Englakd, Ireland, Ac., on Passage to and from Liverpool and London, at the lowest rates. Apply to TAPSCOTT BROTHERS, A CO., 88 South Street, New York. April IS, 18M.—lm FROM 0 cts'a PIECE UP. BORDERING, WIffDOffSHADES, Ac Pupils charged from time of entry—no deductions made for occasional absence or capricious withdrawals. £LLA g. ROBERTSON. April 2, 1888.—tf without 10 00 In Freeport, Illinois, they have a society called the " Anti-poke-your-nose-into-otherpeople's-busincss Sooiety." That's a good institution. An exchange speaking of a celebrated linger, says : '' Her voice is delioious— pure as the moonlight, and tender as % three shilling shirt." at the Cash Store of CHAS. LAW, & CO. PlUstca, March 15th, 1800-nl-if HENRY COHEN. Pitts ton, March 28, 1883.—3t