Pittston Gazette and Luzerne Anthracite Journal

              PITTSTON GAZETTE, JL. Job Printhng and Ruling, AND Luzerne Anthracite Journal. Tlio "Or ,zctte"J ( CJ, mi'l the Job I*riottiil Off,to of published weekly by it I C IL A It T Jb ii- V K A., CIGUAltr, BE YE A & THOMPSON, " Uuzcttc" Building, Main Strcot, West Side. Being now fonnoiidutofl, enibiftc.cs u large 1 vuriety o Jobbing nm If rial limn any other oft.ee ih tie country and Ih fullyjprt'pftiGti to oxicuie w»»ik of nil kind*in the buntund cheupt-Ht niunucr. luriiculur aileittie* given to the following:— MANIFESTS, PAMPH LETS, CIRCULARS, Tho GAZETTE and JOURNAL is published every Thursday, at Two Dollars per annum, strictly in advance. No postago oharged within tho county. ORDERS, HANDBILLS, U1L1, I1EAD9, TICKETS, CARDS, 4o., to. AND LUZERNE ANTHRACITE JOURNAL. 8110 W- BILLS, LABELS, ADVERTISING- RATES NOTES, Sl'ACV. 3w. | l in. I H m. | '• "i RULING. - rr-'.T-1 square, - r~7 1 00 f 1 vD l_ 3_00 I 6 Oil [ "00 f-o'i ~zC»• i ••IIU I " L ,/. ,:„lun,n7~r* no 7 "0J_ 10_00J_mb - ejwTX50 I 10 00 I " 80 j * * J Cl,|,nnn, 00 I 10 00 I '*D C® r 85 "0 i °® Rulod work of all kinds. dono in the and maimer* And printed as requciDted. Everything in this line willreceive prompt attention. §ciintr)D 1b l|t Coal Interests, politics, Ileitis, literature, anb (general Intelligence. BLANKS. . ■ - " — The'following I:»niik* aro kept on hand, or printed to order find .sold on ronsonnMo tornim:—Hlirrift'fialea- W.iiJHiw* « 'iiifttaMf Siurinionx Judgment Con• WJini \TH li'l | l«"M»rotn,MDry Xot*8 Stihpom.H .Att«HiimDntn. B*e. TD 1 I 171 .1 j x\ *7. 1)0*1. yiti-n." Mu»1C S ci.eek Holls.'J ime Roll* perdu. (V.nlfwi: 1.,-m-oni 4c.,,'tc. Regular yearly advertisers, not to «xcoeClwith earCJ hrpo square* at any time, f 15. Business notice*, with a a advertisement, $t eaoh. VOLUME XII.—NO. 43. ITITSTON, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 8, 1803. The above rates will he strictly adhered to. BUS1NE3S CARDS. MISCELLANEOUS ILLUSTRATED The 01st Regiment P. V., at the Battle of " Fair Oaks," Fought May 31st, l£fD2. Lines by Cori.oral Jno. M. Duddy, of Co. 'H." Thero was once an itinerant prcaehor in ; t. Uicimiatti ( omiwrcml, is As- West Tennessee, who possessing consider sistant J'mvost M tr»liul General at Gen. able natural eloquence, had gradually he- 1 Kosw-rans' headquart r», mid lias charge of come poseiwed'of the idea that he was also , female department. Occasionally a an extraordinary biblieul scholar Under refractory female br. ;ikx away from Capt. this delusion, be would frequently, at the 15 - ilntl seeing the General, One close of his sermons, ask any member of of these yesterday rushed up to Gen. Hostile congregation who might have a knotty eerans, intruding herself between Gen. It. text to unravel, to speak it, and he would Hamilton, sayingexplain it at oncc, however much it might " t''is Gen. lluseerans '(' have troubled less distinguished divines.— " madam. On one occasion, in a large audience, he " Well, General, can t 1 have a pass?" was particularly pressing for some one to " -Madam," (with a low bow.) " it is no propound a text, but no one presuming to n,y business to give you a pass; it is inj do so, he was about to sit. down without ari duty to refuse it." opportunity of showing his learning, when Another lady approached on another dc a ehap by the door announced he had a casion, and (Cegan wi'h u pitiful story ii Uible matter of great concern, which he regard to her "poor, dt-nr sick uncle." desired to be enlightened upon. ( cnclude vv:1! The preacher, ()uite auimatid, professed General, in that qn his entiro willingness and ability, and the i unfortunate't1 if tin o congregation was io considerable exeit" ment, " What 1 want to know," said th outsider, " is whether Jub's turkey was a hen or a gobbler The expC under looked confused, and the congregation tittered, a» the questioner cap ped the climax by exclaiming, in a louc voice: A Knotty Text. » (jlKN. lil.HKCRANa' ()AJ*fCANTRY.—W. [). A Bon ton lady having a drunken husband, resolved to frighten him into temperance. iShe therefore engaged a watchman, for a stipulated amount., to carry Philander' to the watch-house, while jet in a state of insensibility, and to " frighten him a little when he recovered." "TTUFFOUD HOUSE, PITTSTOX, PA.— II UN it V HUFFUUl), Proprietor. CEO. W. BRAINERD & CO., SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN. Jam 1, I860. GROCERS, I03 Hurray, ucar W«'«t Street, | GEO. W. BRA1NEBD, I NEW YORK, DAVID BELDEN ) Best Mechanical Papkr in thk Would EIGHTEENTH YEAR. Tunis.—1 ■" Baltic of Kegs." 17 VOLE HOTEL. PITT9T03T. PA.— OEOHOE LA2ABU8, Proprietor, i'lttston, Duo. 5, lSfll. VOIXME Till, New Semes, Good friends draw near, and lend an ear, A story I'll relate, I'm sure 'twill please, bo be at ease, For I'll give you day and date. — A now volume of this popular Journal com- QATTHPT-T meneos on the first of January. It in published Tm I D• oli L 1. I- X-X9 weekly, anil overy number contains !♦» pages of -f f)nrl!ma llfSnrtn PlrDA useful information, ami from five to ten origina mporter 01 brsnd 6Si W nosi uinSi *»*••D*"C!* »C »«w ***  uijjuiiui WI ; J | nil of wluflll are prepared expressly for lis co &C.f &C., &C., i »»»i No. 191 West Stroot, 1 door above Dunne St., Nil "W-YORK March 7, 1801. 61 ly In consequence of this arrangement ha was waked about eleven o'clock at night, and found himself lying on a pine bench in a strange dim apartment, liaising himself on his elbow, he looked round until bin eye rested on a man sitting by a stove, and smoking a cigar. TO«:J RICHARDS.—ATTORNEY AT LAW. OiHeo witli (J. 1). Nicholson. WUkes-Barre, Pa. Will bk at PlTOTOJf, o» 8 iTinin*r». [March 30, 1850. Thirty-first of May, in Camp we lay, Just above "Fair Lfitk Station," The Rebel hordes led by their Lords, Cauio on like tlnmderution. Da. koon,—attorney at law — or. flea in tho Ratler House, Main street, 1'itUlon. Jan. 26, 18j». To Tin: Mrcuasio axd MAXnrACTCmsii. Ho peWIOll any of Die mechanical or manufacturing pursuits should think of doing without the Scientific American. It costs but On Carry's Camps they first «Clvano«, And ftpread h consternation— Anion# " the boys* that fear no noice," — Frirtn any otIter nation. " Where aui 11" asked Philander. " In a medical college," said cigar imoker.Law and Collection Oillco. f R0IK1E U KDIiP, Attorney at Lnw,—Office \x in tlio Court House, Oiiiee,) Wilkes-Barre, Pa. [JJoo. 1J, 1660. -~r —- ' I ilz ieftti iMr vruek ityttrynumbwckm taint from T» OBERT BA0R.—BOOK BINDER. NORTH six to tori engravings C•! new machines and in- Iv East corner of l'ul,lie Square and Main st ventions. which oajinpt be found in any other WiIkos'.mrro. Picture Frames,Common (jilt and publication Mahogany, ornamented and plain, made to or- . ,li-r, of nuy size. Joti Hind in:; neatly executed. Tli A large 'ncleetion of common and line pictures, every inventor, us it n Alliums. Blank books, Stationery, Novel*, .tc., ed description* of nearl always on liand. June 17, 1K53. u* tliev coin " Fnll back iny boys," brnve Casey cries— For want of ammunition. "From yon riflo-pits we'll «ive them fits, And send them to perdition." " What a doing there ?" " Going to be cut up !" TO THE INVENTOR, LI fl » m," said the vray ( hi.-f, " It is "Cut up !—how coiiics that?" C8. BECK, M. R—DENTIST, . late of rmLADKfCPUIA.- (TmrTV* Oilioe,—Main St., nli-ivo the Public X'-L±J-T Square, East Siilo, Wilkoa-JJiiirti 1'eunu. July IV, 1800.—ly. Scientific Ainorifftn in in■ li'Dpt*naihle tCD The storm next burst on the Su fy-Jirat, Drawn up in lint* of' battlC% With «lu*t and shell, and umpe as well, Lord, how their guns did rattle. will iCometiiiies i. I, too, have a " W 'Dy. you died yesterday, while you were drunk, mid we have brought your body here to make u 'natouiy." '• It's a lie—1 ain't dead !" nt. but each number contains an 11 the beat inventions »et seriously it.ilis dear. afflicted uncle Fittston Baiiery. ! ltllllK »tuQ oflife is good Brqai, nnd I would t|l(. j,,. X respectfully inform the citizens ot I'ittsti n aro also rec and vicinity, thut I always keep tlio genuine journal*of article on hand ibr milo, with all kinds ol craek . thus |D1:D I ers, pies, canes, ike. Families and puiIie» piring I supplied with evorything in his line, on sli.nt '' notice,ami on reasonable terms. My establish mens is opposite Jacob's store on Mnin-st. PKANK BKANDKNBUKl- uited tHatcs PuteiitOJliee during tlui ..uUi; thus giving n correct Kiatury, of •gi'caa of inventions in this country. We ving, every w.-ek, the seietttifte Britain. Franee and Germany, ion all tliAt is trans- TliPSo brnvo I*. V's, upon their liners, Though hundreds had now fuile;i, Still held the tield. and ne'er would yield, Though under lire »» galling. "'linn you can ay uijD ithize with me." she said, "No matter: wo bought your carcass, anyhow, from your wife, who had 11 right to sell it, for it's all the good she could ever make out of you. If you are not dead, it's no fault of the doctors, and they'll cut you up, dead or alive ! " You will do it, eh ?" asked the old sot. " To be sure we will—now—immediately," was the resolute answer. " WVll look o'here, cant you let us hart something to drink before you begin?" Dn. K. SlfEIiP, I D K VriSTWoiiId respectfully aftfiouneo to the citizens oi Pittston and vicinity, that lio will practice in this place ou every Saturday. at DfRS. FOftSMAN'S. February 27, 1802.-tf Wotio3. " Yes, iii.-idiiiti, I Jo, and wlien my TJnclc D iin ftetij over hi* present Herious indisposition 1 will give yon a jia^a." unlcul hc AV t lu'tfu 14 Let no man flinch, or give an ineh, Keep cool! Fire low /"' the order Biuv.' Jiipjifj/ tries, before he dies, " We'll drive them from our border." our columns copious extracts frotrt these journal; !*of whatever we may deem of interest to our rea dors. •tint) i hall c It would of course be an anti-climax which would ruin the story to relate what the lady did. " 1 fetched him on the very first (mention !" DH. C. R. GOIIMAN, having resumed the practice of his profession, respectfully tendon Ills services to the people of Pittston and vicinity. Calls left at the EAGLE HOTEL will receive prompt attention, night or day. l'ituton, July 2b, 1801.' tf A pnmpMctof Instruction uh to the best mod' of obtaining Letters Patent on. new invention Two full Brig nlPB nt once enijnge, To ili'Strny tins Cluuntlt-us liand, On flunk Hint rear tliev thick appear, Wu (uc«L til em hand to hand. From that time forward the preacher abandoned the practice of asking for difficult passages. Jl K M OVAL ! Sow Located ('or. of Main k William Streets Watches and Jewelry An Irishman's A.v-wkr.— A lawyer built him an nfli.'o in tin- form of a Jiexn- The ii'»v 'liy (if the struc- id furi»ish»Mi 4'iH'i* on application. Mo -rn. Munn £ Co. have acted an Pntcnt So- vD Twenty-Hliinl, you've doubtless heard, gon, 8i* Hqu.'ire with il: Dr« for uiori1 than 17 yours, in conn«:C'tiC: n }DnY»!icat'ioii of tlu; rtoiontific Annwan, h mCin njy iti Fiunifioance t)F a Wink.—Smith,the auctioneer, is a popular man, a wit, und a gentleman. Nu person is offgiided at what lie fays, and many a hearty laugh lias been provoked by his humorous sayings. He was recently on gaged in a sale of venerable household furniture and "fixings." lie had just git to " Ooing, going, and a half, a half, going !" when he saw a smiling coun- ture attracted the att utujji of some Irish-| A New Idea.— Old O/ontin Crowded men who were by. tb» y mailt'a full l Out—Anion# the pitients in tlio General sf«ip and viewed the building very critically. ! IJI Is a secesh sohlier. llo was very The lawyer, somewhat disgusted at their j nick when first brought here, but in now doeuriosity, lifted tip the window, put out in# bettor. He is a crabbid customer.— his he d and addressed (hem : Now that he is recovering, his purlinesa ' Why do you stand there tor like a pack begins to show itself in a manner th t his of bl ickheads, gazing at my offioc—do ypu oomrads don't caru ah ut putting up with take it for a church V —-at any rate, from n geeesh. ' Faix,' answered ono of them, I was In the same ward with him is a Union think n* so, till 1 «,;w the devil poke his soldier—an adopted citizen, from the land head out of the windy.' of kraut. Yesterday Qtornihg Union German said something to secesh. Secesh A SEW STOCK. XA M ES AIT K K NT. won 1 \ r en per t - P.4'  fully infdfm hU friend* I 2iiid tho public'' tii giftiu*ral that he hu.« ju»t repleii- I ishod his ntoiv with u n :w and uxluiiaive asBMrt- aii«l they to liO,UOO patentee hovo done business. whom they They .ture yuinvd nutkimj by it. t (Voir (it larch Dr. J. A. ROBlXSOtf,— Phygiciuu an.l 0|H»rativ torn, Pa." I'Mpootfulty offers h popple of Pitts ton ami its vicinity A supply of fresh medicines always on han«l. Family cases furnished or refilled to order. Office with II. D. Lacoe, Pittston. Residonco in Swetland'a brick buildiug, Exeter street, Woat PitUton. [May 3, loflO. HOMOEOPATHIC tirgeon, PiltsthcNo cl n 11' I moH servi inveuto: f iii w invenli und lor udviaiug At !C n »th he fell, we loved so well— Our gallant Colonel Jhppqy, Cukjuists, AuruiTKCTs, Mii.lmiuiitm, and Farmers No fitttr ojipi our h Firm, loyal, uiuL true wu-D he breast, All t new diHfoverie: given iii itn «*ol The nMile Spear devoid of fenr, Our bold iJcuti'iiunt Onloncl, hC riptions. Together with 81LVEU AND  TKv WA111% Combs, Brushes, Pocket Cuth ry Flower Vases, anil a thousand otyicr arttehi They have rer* in the carpenter are not overlooked: nil the new dis coverie?aud in veuiiona appertain# to these imr suits being published fro'n wv. k to week. Use tenance, upon agricultural shoulder*, wink at hiiu. A wink is always as good as a nod to a blind horse or to a keen sighted auctioneer ; ko Smith winked, and the man winked, and they kept winking, and Smith kept " Going, going I" with a lot of glassware, stove pipes, carpets, pots, and perfumery, and finally this lot was knocked DR. J. M. BAMtETT,—DENTIST.— Office at his ro*iCloncft on Franklin stroet, oppos- { ite th* Moth D Ii ' Chtireh, \VilkCi-U.ii rC\ Pa., I where hft may hereafter he found at all houra. which will been purch United Stai ufact ,ve wav, f.»r hundreds la C|UHIJ to the Around us. all covered with it rallied a Dr. B. inserts kt.f and operat ►r pri !MD \ (!.—rWfileli Clod nd J r.H will IhC Under tliC; (iauntl » the .slain, tain ()rr. A Sensible Question.—A farmer rcqu red a number of reaper* ; several presented themselves, and all were fiigajred, with one exception. Die poor mun thus omittedj said, " iM aster, won't you lure me?" '"No," said the farmer. " Why not'{" " Heeau-e you are too little."— vorchs.'if'cd only to reply, workmen, heretofore i respectfull " (jo to , "Do Surgery, in the b A deductioii from usual ehar«jetD sufficient to njoved, a continuance of the same i r.HoUeitcd. J. A. lit* iit a A Short Catociam for Domocrata. Who was the General to receive negroes within his lines, and to t'ot'use to remand them to their rebel own- t?" cover i'X|)»u.4C i, allo\v«. from a distance. W A L L'S to person* who cot April ID, 1300.—1 y. T Main Cfc William Street being [ in it TK1: M Qui lit ion Feee.-h repeated his reninrk iton. J l.i wu Throe dollars a y*ar. or The volti y nii«l .T«il down The Gorman was not at all exasperated. " All I" said he, " mine fricn', yuu ish too kind. 1 cannot go to dat place.' HOTEL, £ S. STIRRER, n the f erg'( smiling Htraiiirer " To—whom ?" said Smith, gazing at the LATE A jTEBICAN HOUSE, TESXn\X.\0CS, WiOMWG 10., PA. •untry W csu pies will bo sol ;iutih to any part ol the inmrrr. Grn. Tint tor; a Doin.icrat. " Who ? (iolly I" said the stranger, I 'Too little!" exclaimed iaddyj yer honor rape yer corn at the top What eould the farmer do hut roar with Isnjrhter, smd send Hie Tittta m:«« to join his comtades in the field '( " Why not?" manvpaoturer Dy or Post office rijitionn. Canada (J. Who wa.-i anionic 'he fust mon to take -round in favor of qanfliioatintf rebel properly, and u»iug tiic negroes lor mi 1.tury purpot.cn'! don't, know who.' h now full. It is very crowded dere. Si#el he till it up roit dead rebels, term dvr tiiyfel has to sleep uut o'Jjurs." " It " Why, you, sir !!' said Smith. "Who—me?" TFII3 Establishment has recently refitted au I furnished in the latest Htyle. Kvry attention will he given to the comfort and onrenienr*C» of Iho-e who visit the House. T. B. WALL, Owner and Proprietor. January 9, 180'J.—ly DEALER IN liM.'rrption to pre*j1 ML .NX A CO.. Publish ul 1'urk How. N. Y t " Yes—you hid on the lot," said Smith. "Me—hang mo it' 1 did," insisted the 'J he laugh came m hero from the boys who were lounging around. Seceoh had nothing mora to say. tjOOTH. SIfD 1) MtlNM t, PiK Ciilf I';»f' it I LKATIircn ami riNDINf A ftphortmetit r :ilwuy« on hni n reasonable t A. John Cochrane, a Democratic Conaressman from New York, now in service of hi* c mutry. Those who are most ready to make a fuss about other people's want of modesty, are they who are themselves most obnoxious to rebuke. Thus it was a shrewd girl, and not devoid of true modesty either, who remarked, when other «^irIs were waking fun of her short skirts and white hose, and affecting to be much shocked at the exhibition thereof at a party: " If you'd only pull your dresses about your necks, where they on-ht to be, they'd tie as short as .1. IWp 'rnifh THE x\EW YORK iUIBUNK 1063. stranirer. " Why (J. W ho whs the first military Commander, under the war power, to issue u proclamation for the unconditional freedom of the winking did you not wink, and keep A countryman wont into the store in Boston the other day, and told the keeper that a neighbor had entrusted him with some money to be spent to the best advantage, and he meant to do it where he would be treated the best. MINTAEMIKIXG,—Mrs. S. J. GEID- * PIS would rCi»|Dcctfully inform the ladies of Pfttston Cl»ul she till continues the busmen* of Ladies' Dres*ni;»l Leon Sax's, Qifpmit hcraelt' in re;idiiie»8 turners in the best i The Xew York Tribune, firnt In 145! 1. now in its 22ml your. has obtained botli u larger and a more whhly diffused circulation than any other newspaper ever published in Americtt — Though it has suilWtd. in common with other journals. from the volunteering ami departure ol tens of thousand* of its patrons to service in the War tor the Union, its circulation on.this GiJi day of December, J J-02, is as follows : " Winking ! Well, I did, and so did you at me. 1 thought you were winking as much us to say, ''Keep dark, I'll Mirk somebody into that lot of stuff," and I wink-d as much as to say, "I'll he hanged if you don't mister. JENNINGS & BROTHER, Dealers in U2 at her old location, over Cooper's Hall, ami holds it all times to serve bur cus- A. Gen. Hunter, in South Carolina, an old Democrat. laves t Grain and Lumber, Q. Who first gave orders to shoot on the spot the first man who would attempt to tear down the American flag ? A. (Jen. .John A. Dis, a Democrat. lie had been very well treated in Boston by the traders, and would not pan with his friends money until he found a man who would treat hitu about With th» utmost suavity the trader says 1 think I can treat you to your liking, how d i \ on wish to be treated '( OF ALL KINDS. FLOUR. FEED & MEAL, PORK, BUTTER :mCD OHEI^E, LARD, DlilEl) Al'i'LKS and BEANS, SALT, CEMENT, Ctc„ Cfcc. D3ESS PATTERNS. if is in receipt of the latest patterns for La ' Presses anCl Cloak*. ami Children's Cloth' and will avail herself uf these advantages ii; Daily Smart.—A gentleman, one evening, was seated near a lovely woman, when the company around him were proposing conundrums to each other. Turning to his companion he said :— mine She was not trout)ted any more Bemi Weekly Weekly .. Q. Who hung the first offender for thus tearing down the flug ? A. Gen Be j F. Butler, a Democrat. He hung Muni ford in New Orleans, for tearing down the flag on the U. S. Mint. An Englishman and Yankee being in a promiscuous company the latter was ro much struck with so mo bold air sung by the former that, he asked the name of it. "Oil nothing bnt the tune the old cow died on," was the response. The Yankee struck np Yankee Doodle. rittston, Oct. 3, 1*01 AL'KrczBt Preeminently a. journal of News and Literature, The Tribune has political convict ions, which arc well characterized by the single word Republican. It id Republican in it* hearty adltegion to the great truth that " Clod has made of one blood all nations of men"—Republican in its assertion of the eouul and inalienable rights of all men to " life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"—Republican in its steadfast, earnest, defiant hostility to ©very scheme and effort of the Slave Power, from tf»e Annexation of Texas to the great Rebellion, to grasp the empire of the Kew World ami wield the resources of our coun- Republican in Well, nays the farmer with a leer in his PITT8TOX, P-V. SAMUEL J. BARBER, ' Why is a lady unlike a mirror?' She ' gave it up.' ROBRRT b. MOLVORD, CORTLAND A.8PRAGUB Sculptor, and Dealer in Q. Who hang the rebels in Arkansas for treachery towards his troops? A. Gen. U. N. Fitch, recently a Demo- ' Because,' said the rude fellow, ' a mirror reflects without speaking, a lady speaks without reflecting. In the first place I want a glass of toddy, which was forthcoming. Now I will have a nice cigar, says the countrymen. It was promptly handed him, leisurely lighted, and then throwing himself back, with, his feet as high as his houd, he commenced pulling away. MULFORD & SPRAGUE, Foreign and Domestic MARBLE, IMPORTERS A WHOLESALE DEALKIiH IN " VVh it is that'{" asked the Englishman. " Tli it's the tune Old Bull died on was the prompt reply. No further questions were asked. HARDWARE, CUTLERY & GUIS, •Stones, Mantels, Window Caps & Sills, OPPOSITK TTIK BANK, PITTSTO:*, LUZERNE CO., PA. Tomb-: Q. Who were among the most zealous advocates in the Senate of using the negroes lor military purposes? A. Senator Bice, of Minnesota, and Wright of Indiana, both Democrats. The former quoted English precedent for raising colored regiments. cratic Senator ' And why are you unlike a mirror ?' abkedthe lady. He could not tell. A 1.8(1, HOLE AGENTS FOB ' Because a mirror is smooth and polished and you are rough and unpolished." The gentleman owned that tb re was one lady who did not speak without both reflecting and casting reflections. Now what do you want to purchase T says the storekeeper. BBOWI? & SPHAOUE'S CELEBRATED MINERS' SHOVELS, SCYTHES, AXES, And EDGE TOOLS, *19 Greenwich Street, noar Vesoy St., NEW YORK. AM orders promptly attended,and satisfaction warranted. [April 3, lS(12.-ly try for its own its antagonism to the aristocrats ami despots of the Ohl World, wlu* fondly hail in the perils a ml calamities suddenly thrust upon us by their American counterpart the overthrow and ruin of tlie Model Republic—Republican in its hope and trust, its faith and effort, that this atrocious Rebellion must result in the signal overthrow of it* plotters, and the firm establishment of equal rights and equal laws throughout the whole ex- 'Bob, Harry Kniith has one of tho great- ' Boilt S.iy Si est curiosities you ever saw What is My neighbor handed me two cents when I left home to buy him a plug of tobacco, answered the farmer, have you got the ar- 'A tree which u'-, and which WILSON, BARNES & CO., Q. When a Cumberland Senator last winter at Augusta, in the Senate Chamber, cxultingly asked, Where is the officer who will load a regiment of colored troops, who was the man to respond by rising ? A. Col. Frank S. Nickerson, of the Maine Fourteenth—a Democrat.. A Judge being challenged by a Senator the following dialogue ensued : beC'mi i l' rows tide '( Wholesale Groccrs and ' Well.that is a eu iVhero did li The storekeeper stopped instanter, and the next thing that was heard of him was that his sides were shaking and his face on lire, as he was relating.the sell to his friends pril 4, 1831 64oy 1 Produce Commission Merchants, Senator—1 Dill you receive my letter?' ■' Yes, sir.' ■' Well, sir, do you intend to get itV ' From Calif Hardware, Iron and Steel WAREHOUSE, tent of our couutry, uuer shall indeed be "oho forth and forever. The Tribune devotes Jtlllge—' • What is the nam of it ? AND KXTKXK1VE IIEAI BUS IM fight iijc V J udise— Senator—1 ' Axlctr 11. cnce 'belong d to a Cali down town 1 i, 11, 19 and 81 Vcscy and 205 Washington St NKW-YOKK CITY. "jsE* 2S! A TSTo. 115 Wnrvpn Street, (Third door below Wa Hon! ion in en]me*times ogc, to Education, Tcin- (tD. Who arc among I tie foremdst men in the Empire State, to urge the use of us we would u«e other property, in ' No, sir.' fornia oinuit us.' hrowitig an iuk- TIIB undersigned invite tho«attentfon of Mer- Manufacturers, Canal ami Hail Jioad Contractor*, and consumers generally to tliC*ir extensive assortment of the following articles, pC ranee,A oyer Tlieti ] put you down as a pit Sceno cl ued by Bob ■stand at half-closed door. A wager was made a few days since on board a steamboat, between a couple of jokers, one of whom, pointing to an extremely ui;lv man, bet a bottlo of wine that an uglier customer could not be produced.— 1 he other, who had seen one of the firemen as lie passed on board the boat—a man whose face was screwed out of all shape — at once took up the bet and started down below for his man. The joker had an impediment in bis speech, but nevertheless soon made known his business to the fireman, and obtained his consent to show himself to decide the wager. When inside the social hall, the ugly man, whose nosu was one side of his face and hiseyeson the other, began to screw and work thorn about, progr prese hlavc iful coward William II. Wil Daniel V. Jiarue Abner C, KcC lie Sarauol Nr. Dcluii lion—by puttinjj you know that The eel kett, on yisit- ii!.' the counf one of his which they otTor oii"favorable terms, lor Caxh or j approved crclit. uey, NEW YORK? War for the I a. I crabl tlioiu to any use that can bo ui do avuila ble 'I lr of you never wouiu avc c ll.ilH term )'C fin Engliah Iron, round, square and flat, common, best and extra qualities. Sutcdtih, Xurioay and Rusnia Bar Iron, of best brands. apany every con nut in A. Darnel F. Dickrrson, and Richard Busked, two of the most prominent Deuio- w III Turning, he which wo trust is Boon to result iu the fcigual and conclusive triumph of the National arms Sambo I'se got u con urn bus to promul saw th ilD mn) overheard liis remarks, matter* pleaMit, he «ii 1, " I do -lo you or 1831. FRESH FALL GOODS. 1SG1. »iud Thrift to our Wo believe that ontta of the 8. ate (J. W ltd was the first actually to raise n colored regiment'! gate to you. Propel, darkey. Well, then why am you like a tree? Why am I like a tree '! 1 gib dat up. Because yon am eber green ! Julis, why am you like a tree ? Oh, 1 gib it up, darkey. Because you are a low cuns ! Good bye, darkey, I exchange no more So to milk not know to the tnoi winch to apoiiu: Dcamp't ITtmmered American Iron of superior quality. Burden's aiul Ulster Iron. &ali*bury Iron, Flat Mid Square. Anglo and Swarf Iron. Norway and Russia Nail Rods, Shoe Shapes and ■ Nut Iron. Best Refined Band, Hoop, Scroll and C Oral Iron. Grow ft'irfi- f.'hurn Drill*, Axles and JJratis 01 Iron. Steel faced Hand an."! Sledge Hammers and Stone Axes. Cv-nt Steel, fclriking and lland Hammers ami Stone Pledgee. Jfaylor'n and Sandersoit'« Round, Square, Octagon »nd half Octagon Steal. Genuine (jermin Steel, Flat and Square. Blister Steel. Canal Stone and Dirt Barrows. Bickford's Safety Fuse. Boonton Out Kails, Brads and Spikes. Burden's Pat. Horse Shoes, and Shin, Boat and Rail Road Spikes. Ames' and Rowland's Shovels and Spades. Weston's Steel Seoops. Rowland's, Hoe's and Iabotson's Mill and Crosscut Raws. Hobson's Butcher's and Ibbotion's Files, Saws, Tools and Outlorv, An. Harris.' Blood's, Darling's and Farw.dl's Corn and Grass Scythes.— Birmingham, Sheffield, German and Domestic Hardware. REIGEL, BA1RD & CO., IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS not otherwise can a fuller and more accurate view ol the progress and character of this momentus conflict be obtained than through the ular perusal of our columns. And \ve earnest- joop«rution of all friends of the , which we regard and uphold as il Humanity, to aid us in extend- Gen. Hunter, a Southerner by birih, foreign and American Dry Goods, Democrat " Is Mrs riC| ii i roil a , nil', silo's Notional eaUs that of Univcr Q. Who was the flr.st who proposed to lead a colored regiment to the field, and share with them the trials and dangers of servant. " " Well, 1 a sorry, as I iijd liilve oallud to t from Oh! I ing its circulation owe her some mr No. 17 North 3d St., Pliilad'a. Fa., pay it." A voiec over the balustrade, exclaim in am in; to bo sure I atri ! Why, Sally, didn't you know that ? Ask the geutleman to walk in I" Would resentfully Invlt® attention of Country Merchants lo their *n£ uu.l other materials uflcd in printing new*pn |Dcrs, eornpol us to inereftSC the price ol the Tribune. Our new terms are : DAiMr TUIBI.VE, A. Qpn. Sprague, the richest yonng man in New England, and the Democratic (governor of Khode Island. iutations wid you to give his face a greater Regret! of ugliness. ' S-sstop,' s;iid hid backer, ' don'i put on no extras. S-t-and just as the Lord made you —you e-oau't be beat!' Large & Well-Scleettd Stock of Frcsli Full Goods, Which they are now reeeivlng in store. Merehants would .find it to ilu»ir advantnorotn call and examine our Htoek. Way ill, 'CO.—Oct. 17, til A Larcie Fortune.—Julius, I understand your aunt i.s dead. Yes Sam, and your auut is dead Single copy.  Mail Subscribers, ear (311 iseues) .1 cents Give ihm the Mitten.—Ah mon T)icu, said Monsieur Meleuiouts to his iriend Sniffing, my swreet heart give me the mittin.Of course ' Mamma,' said Master Isiuc,' Low fut Amelia has grown V ' Yes,' replied his mamma; say ' fat,' dear say 'stout.' S K MI - W V. KKI«Y TK IU l X K One copy, one year (104 issues)  Two copies-, one year  .J.1.00 . 5.(10 . la.oo Wal, she loft me a big fortune, an' my brother too Sam Foster don't often road the papers but when he docs he generally finds something which tickles him prodigiously. Tha other day iio came across this : PRACTICAL WATCHMAKERS ' but don't NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA Five copioi, one year Ten copies, one year 22.."D0 An extra copy will bo sent to clubs of twenty and over. _ indeed ! how did that huppen? Veil, I tought 1 uiust go und make vol Wekki.v Tkibuxk. visit before 1 leave town, so I stop in di Ono copy, One year (63 i»s«eB).,. W.00 of de m an(j behold her beauti- Threo copies, one year °"u ... . . . « Five copies, ono year , « ful person stretched out oil von lazy. —  Ten cojites, one year.... J8.o°-! A lounge you mean. ,« » — . Houses.—Avoid sprains and hoof dii fork!r.r*»l ?oT.T 8A»r«xt.'l lop'y wiU be teu't AbD J08' vo" lou"K0- And den 1 mako I -Tones, who was pretty successful in ban- eases from frozen ground, or snow und mm to every club of ten. von ver polite branch, and— j foring an Irishman, when the latter asked slush, by prompt and careful shoeing ; pre Twenty copies, lo one ixldreos, one year, $25, You mean a polite bow. him: IIow came you to lose your leg?— veut cou.ns and oolds by comfortable blank t"oC AhD y°»' ™n (,.d0nt 1 "V 00 eX!,,rinin- l"y, red 1 eti.ug When standing in cold winds and pro f thirty the Somi weekly Tribune will be sent. ver sure she be rotten it 1 did not come to gnd looking up my desceut, 1 found that- mote general health by just enough of good To clubs ol* fifty tlio Daily Tribune will be sent stie her before I— there was 60me Irish blood in me, beoom- food, and by comfortable, clean, light, and (rati*. AC1 THE TRIBUNE, . enough. You have put your ing convinced that it had settled in my ventilated .stables, und frequent clcauinp Tribune Buildings, New York. foot in it to be sure. leg, I had it cut off at once lie jabers, and rubbing. No, saere; I put my foot out of it, for gaid Pat, it'rid be * good thing if it had When drafts cau be procured it is much g]ie gui(] Hbe wou|d call her saere big broth- only setled in vour hoad ! infer than totem t Bank BilU. The name of Ihe , , . . T , *? . V,1v jr . niicr intiii n mi . er and keek me out be gar. 1 hud luten- —— How did the will read ? lDe will didn't read—a man red it. I mean what did she leave yourself and brother'( At the dinner-table on the following day, Isaac was a.-ked if ho would take any fit. 'No, thank you,' said Isaac; '111 take nomii stout.' 'I am getting l'at,' us the loafer said when he was stealing lard.' A. B. WETMOBB, ) WET1IORE A CO. QBOROB 0. WBTMORB, V DAVID WKTMOUE. J Soon after he met a friend, who remarked on his stoutness. Sept. 27, I860. Why, she left him do inside ob de house, and me do outside. 50 Bardels Mess Fork! 1 Tun of Hams Sugar Cured! 1 Tun of SHOULDEKS Sugar Cured 'Yes!' says Sam. 'i~es! I'm growing h!n, as the loafer said when ho was stoaliDy lard !' Ilis friend didn't see the 'point.' 500 Lbs. of DRIED BEEF. A dispute having arisen at an Italian oourt Luiwoen a I iwjjer and a d octor, as to which should walk first in a puMic procession, it vel'ereil to the court iool for _ judgment, who givo it in favor of the . , . lawyer,nil'■thoajji'imd'that tin1 rogueshould j A Child allowed to govern those who Je fll(! , x,,eu,;0DCr anouM rotraln lion in nitinoy, will usually 100 Sacks Pure Ashton Salt 50 Sacks GROUND ALUM! V. PETERSEN, Pitts ton, Fa. II. .£■ A. PETERSEN, Seranton, Pa, C. PETERSEN, Uoncsdale, Pa. lOO Barrels BYIZAOTJSIO SALT, AT T!IE CASH 8TORE OF Nov. 8, I860, Charles Cfc Co: fittston, AuguBt 7, 18(12.-tf  it Offl Rco ai ,nd State should in all oaact bo plainly To Clothers. written. * ' tiun to pay mortified, but 1 could not tink "W'cloonio, little stranger!" us the man grow up without the power of *tlf govern. Why is a man dead drunk like a piece .CONSTANTLY on haml ut this OfBcoeCbrrft KuiiKcrilx rs whomay Bend money by Express, 0f WorJ, and mortified and rotteu is Jill said when he found a ihreo-ceut piece in moat, and will lie a hi n e i" hi-i owu pus- of »ni lorv u-.i.iv for uctiou ? lDecuu»« Pdf ft? 191 °lutll'na' S37tf romitWnw^1'' * ° 1 de Blt,ue 118 *W» in i»y dictiutuurie," ! »moug his postage stamps. 1 sions, or tho tool of designing men. ' he's all limbered up. BXANKrf OF ALL KliiJUB f Ofl 6ALU AX THIS OFFICJ5.