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--- mmr • ■ iD [ i"|T|||m -mm—v . . murmur1 irnnr • «■ jy «■• ■ ■■ D• "' * *' ■ii—D■—w« h *• ■mi -viwaim—«» vmmft0 JOB' ftaOTTIlfG AND RULING, GAZETTE, AND * Luzerne Anthracite Journal. The " Gazette " Jobbing Office, slid the Job Printing Office of RICHART BKYB . Being now consolidated, embraces o larger variety of Jobbing material than any other ofBce In the country and Is fnlljr prepared to execute work of aJJ kinds la tha best and Cheapest manner. Particular attention given to thefollowlng t— MANIFESTS, | PAMPHLETS, PUUI.ISUKD WEEKLY BY RICHAKT, BE1EA & THOMPSON, Gazette Building, Mailt Street, Vest Side. The GAZETTE ami JOURNAL is published •very Thursday, at Two Dollars per annum, itrtctly in advance. 83TNo postage cbargcd within the county. ORDERS, HANDBILLS, BILL HEAC4 TICKETS, CARDS, CIRCULARS; SHOW-BILLS, LABELS, NOTES, AND LUZERNE ANTHRACITE JOURNAL.. ADVERTISING- BATES, ko„ • fACI. 3w. I Jm. I am. | Urn | 1 y Ruled work of all Undo, don* 111 the neatest and beat manner, and printed as requested. Everything in tfrjt line will receive prompt attention. RULING. % . . T~1 00 | 1 I 3 00 I 5 00 I BOO §ekfeiD iir i\t CffitI Interests, $)oMrs, Uefos, literature, $$ontIlurt anb §mxnl firfelliptrt. » squares, flolumn, ■ « 4 00 | 5 00 | TTSO I " 2 00 I 5 00 I 7 00 I 10 00 i 'wlumn, - - i 00 I 10 00 f 20 00 I 35 00 | CO 00 oolurau. 0 00 10 oo 18 00 30 00 BLANKS. The following Blanks are kept on hand, or printed te order, and (old on reasonable terras: Kherriff Sales, Warrants, Constable's Hales, Summons, Judgement Contracts, Promissory Notes, Subpoeans, Attachments, Executions, Morrl»ge Certificates, Check Rolls, Time Rolls, Deeds, Contracts, Leases, etc.,etc. Regalar yearly advertiser*, not to exceed with curd three squares at ivny time,$15, Business notices, wlth«n advertisement, 91 each; tr The above rates will be strictly adhered to. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8,1860. VOLUME X.-NO. 34. WHOLE NO. 524. CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. HAYDEN BROTHERS, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN YANKEE NOTIONS and FANCY GOODS, New Milford, pa. ZABRISKIE & LUMBY, " OH ! IT IS HARD LINK AFTER Choose not your wife as you do grapes, from the bloom on them. Mistakes of Physicians. The Yankee Aladdin. IMI'ORTKItH AND J0DBER8 OF China, Glass, Earthenware, LOOKING GLASSES, Ac. No. 225 Greenwich Street, Between Barclay and VoBoy, LINK." Oliver W. Holmes, (physician, philosopher and poet,) in a lecture upon physicians, gives the following account of some mistakes which aro made in medicine :— Soon or late, everybody is tripped up in forming a diagnosis. I saw Velpeau tie one of the carotid arteries for a supposed aneurism, which was only a little harmless tumor, and killed his patient. Mr. Dease of Dublin, was more fortunate in a ease he boldly declared an abeess, while others thought it an aneurism. He thrust a lancet into it, and proved himself in the right. Soon after, ho made a similar diagnosis.— He thrust in his lanoet, as before, and out gushed the patient's blood, and his life with it. The next morning, Mr. Dease was found dead, and floating in his blood. He had divided the femoral artery.. I have doomed people and seen others doom them, over and over again, on the strength of physical signs, and they hav6 lived in the most contumacious and scientifically unjustifiable manner as long as they lived, and some are living still. I sec two m«n in the streets very often, who were both as good as dead in the opinion of all who saw them in their extremity. People will insists livutg-sotMetintes; though mnni- 1860. SPRING. 18(50. iy I. a. v. n He who marries a pretty face only, is like a buyer of cheap furniture—the varnish that delights the eye will not endure the fireside blaze. By GEORGE W. CURTIS. FRESH GOODS WX- HAYDEJf, JOI1N UAYDEN, GEORGE BAYDElf. Oh i it id hard HfiK After Ttnfer,1 To lo9e from love's bright chain. And trembling on the grave's cold brink Aladdin began by swapping jack knivea and getting the best, and bartering halves of marbles stuck together for whole ones. When he grew older and sold berries, that he picked on the hillside pastures, lie greased the quart pot, so that a little capital was carried forward to the next measure. He hayed hard all summer and went to evening schools all winter, and learned the golden rule of arithmetic—addition for himself, subtraction for his neighbors ; and in all the games, he held strictly to the rules of Tournabout. "You tickle me and I'll tickle you, if 1 oan j but at all events you tickle me." At an early age, Aladdin was considered to be good at a bargain, which meant that he always succeeded in exchanging the worse for the better—always keeping the blind eye of a horse to the wall when he wanted to sell him. and always looking straight at it when ho wanted to buy him; and the approving villager shook his head, and said, "Let Aladdin alone to sucoe«d." He grew up and left the village for tl)e world. "He'll be rich," said the village, with more enthusiasm and envy than any village says of a departing boy, "He'll be honest, faithful, generous." To Aladdin the whole world was but a market in which to buy cheap and sell dear. For him there was no beauty, no heroism, no piety, no history. To him, all lands and waters are alike, for cach is unhallowed by association. No Homer sings for him along the iEgcan, he only curses the wind that will not blow him to Odessa. No sirens oall to him from the sunny shore; he loves the the sharp oath of the brutal boatswain. With a Bible in his-hand and a quid in his mouth, he squirts about the holy places of Jerusalem, and calculates the cost of the sepulchre. He scratches his name with a jack knife upon Egyptain obelisks by the side of the hieroglyphed names of Kameses and Thothmes—names that shook early history with their grandeur; and the revered echoes of the Lybyan desert that have slept since they heard the shout of Alexander's army marching to find the oracle Amnion are awakened by the shrill whistling of Yankee Doodle and old Dan Tucker. RIEGEL, BAIRD, & CO., IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS OV FORfclO* AND AUKKICAS TIIACV nAVUISK, July 19, 1800.—ly. Ury Goocin. No. 47 North Third Street, Philadelphia. Would respBOtflllljr invite tho attention of Country .*CWBiEUANUWK STOCK OF FRE8II SPRING GOODS, Ifhleh they lire now reeeiving in Htore. t&- Merchant!" would find it to their ndvnntBL'O to • emll und e**iiDinoouristuck. Mii.v 31.1800.—ly. Oeo. I. N. Zabrlskie, 1 William Lumby. J September 27, 1800. NEW YORK. Where life's swoet clay is lain, Repeat the words, 4,Thy will ho done," The heart with Biiehjk di. inal moan, Says, "can they rise again t" Better is love and gingham than coldness and cashmere. DICKSON & CO, SCRANTON FOUNDRY and MACHINE WORKS. — Manufacturers of Engines, Boilers, and Machinery of every description, and dealers in all kinds of Hardware, Nails, Iron and Steel; Leather and Rubber Bands and Belting; Stoves, Tin and Sheet Iron Wart; Railroad supplies of allkinds; Gas Pipe, Steam and Wator Fittings, and Engine Furnishing generally. K7" Dealers supplied tiponliberal terms. Woman is tho only female in creation who sings—have no pianos in your house. How many go to be married because there is a carriage waiting to bring them home from church. Wilson, Barnes & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS AND Forgive, O, God I the yearning beat Of thene poor heartfi of elay, That leave with blow, reluctant feet, The earth clods whero they lay ; The faith that still with leaden Wingtf, Looks upward to eternal things, And cannot soar away. f.H Produce Commission Merchants, WINCHESTER & CO. Gentlemen's Furnishing Store, AND EYTKNSIVK PEALEQ8 IN TEAS, No. 11C WARREN STREET, None can tell how much they love their husbands as those who marry for money. To be married, women will endure much. Though they bo caged up as a parrot, still they complain not if they have the ring to play with. AWtD PATENT S1I0ULDKR tfT.AU SHIHT MAXtPACTOttY, *o. 70« Chestnut street, above Seventh, r.ppositf •j H1H HH Tf ntn. Scranton, Feb'y 2, I860.—tf (Third door bctoio Washington Street,) William H. Wilson, ■. Paniel V. Barnes, I wrw vm?lC AbnerC. Keeney, [ HEW YORK. Samuel N. Delano. ' Sept. 27, 1860. the Washington House, Philadelphia ENGINEERING AND SURVEYING David Schooled, would respectfully ait* nounco to tho public that ho still contiuucs the practice of the above profession, in nil its branches, and holds himself In readiness :it all timos to attend to any business in tho lino of Surveying, Engineering, Estimating au.l Drafting. Being provided with « full and complete got of instruments, and having had ample expot» ienc#.he flatters himself capable of giving snt. isfactionin any and overy department of his Calling. ()fllco with R. I). Lacoo, Odd fol» ows' Building. Could but a voice—ft stogie tone, Coirto from that far off at rand, Where death hath gathered rino by one The cherished household bond, Could but one tress wo 've known before, Float hack from that mysterious shore, That etoud-wrajDped Utter land; Fine BHIRTO and HRAWF.IUS made from measurement at a few days notice a«d in ntl .»'»*«« WAUUANTED to flt. Formula for ii)i*atHiremcnt furnished on application by mail. Liberal inducements to Wholesale buyers. April 2*1, 1SW.—ly. The house-keeping book is the thundercloud of marriage. It is accompanied with the lightening of the husband's purse. It is as the magic portfolio shown by conjurers. The trick consists in getting out of it—without being found out—bon- bonnets, shawls and dresses enough to fill a CIA*. 1TAMTOS, URN It Y SHELDON, CHAS. ll'DOlQALL I'ETER SIDES IWurkct Strce Wharf, Phllad'a J. PALMER & CO., WITH IIRALERS IN FISH, PIIKRSR AND PHOVISIONH. HAVE constantly on hand an assortment of Dried and Pickled Fuih. it:c., vii: Mackerel, Blind, Salmon, lllue Fish, Herrings, Godiish, Beef, Pork, Lard, Shoulders, Hams, Wo could believe-—wo would bo still, And Hay that it is right; Tea, with a .-tern, triumphant will Bid all ouV fears good night;— Grant us a "sign," Oh, Itfaen Lord, The fhintesttoueh, the lightest word, One little beam of lijjht. JTAJIJON, SHELDON & CO.. \Y 111)1-i S A L E Graters' and Coinmisslan' Merchants, wardrobe, No. 81 Front street. New-York. ft r : AUHm^.-ir. Sides, Cheese, lie ana, Kico, Ac. September 27, 18U0. The girl who chooses her husband for his gold, has a heart of quartz attached to a nugget. * A. P. CnME»nCDuoH. Jno. All*n. •» A. F. CHESEBBOUGH & CO., Pittgton, Nov. 16, lS.'iS—tf, NOTICE, On Woman, etc. Every woman leaves her husband "forever" at least thrco times in her life, as folks striking a bargain pretend to leave tho shop, hoping to be called back and gain by the artifice. The heart that breaks too easily is like an empty nut, that cracks readily from very emptiness. festly moribund. In Dr. Elder'a Life of Katie; you will find a story of this sort, told by Dr. Kane himself. The captain of a ship was dying of scurvy, but the crew mutinied, and he gave up dying for the present to take care of them. An old lady, near her end, got a little vexed about a proposed change in her will, made up her mind not to die just then, ordered a coach, was driven twenty miles to the house of a relative, and lived four years longer. Cotton Mather tells some good stories that he picked up in his experience, or out of his books, showing the unstable equilibrium of prognosis. Simon Stone was shot in nino places, and, as he lay for dead, the Indians made two hacks with a hatchet to cut his head off. lie got well, however, and was a lusty fellow in Cotton Mather's time. Jabez Musgrave was shot with a bullet that went in his car and came out of his eye on the other side. A couplo of bullets went through his body also. Jabez got well, however, and lived many years. Per contra, Col. ltossiter, cracking a plum stone with his teeth, broke a tooth, and lost his life. We have seen physicians dying, like Spigcllus, from a scratch. And a man who had a crowbar shot through his head is alive and well. These extremo cases are warnings. But you can never bo too cautious in your prognosis, in the view of the great uncertainty of the course of any disease not long watched, and the many unexpected'turns it may take. PA.OK13I1S, COKMISSIUN MERCHANTS VKD WHOLESALE ® ' * DEALEK# W MAUOH CHUNK THE underaighed hnssold his stock and trade in the Liquor and Leather business to Oliver Davies. The business will be continued at tlie old stand, formerly occupied by Messrs. Berlew, Dyinond A Co. A gene nil assortment of Liquors, Shoe findings,Role and Upper Leather constantly on hand which will be sold cheap for cash onlv. SAMUEL DAVIS, Agt. Pi Its ton, Sept. 27, 1800.—Sm. Remember this, my boys. In Eden there was only ono woman, and it is the symbol of happiness. Would that it had been a I'earmiw, for then tho apple had not been there. The source of all evil was apple sauce. Fish, Cheese, and Provisions, 10 North Wharves, above Market Ht. Ricking and Curing House, Wh & llecd Hts., Wirt Hope Manufactory, riM'EK, HiZARli &e«„ MAN'rrFACTriiKnS of Wire Rope, for Inclined Planes, Shafts, Slopes, tie., would Inform the public that they urc now pfe]inred to make All Kinds lengths and Sizes of Flat and Round April 26, I860.—Oin. J. K. & E. B. PLACE. WM OLE SAL E G11 O CE R S, Rope, With the rib of man was woman made. In her daughters you may easily trace the love of rib bones. •As harp-strings snap with the damp, so do a husband's strongest resolves with the tears of his wife. At tho *horte«l notice or eunerlor ability nnCl on the nioet rimeooaUle termeft, at thulr Hope Factory, -fY. G. 8TAKK, No. 30 BROAD Street, (Sour Wall streets NEW YORK FLETCHER PLACE. MAUCH CHUNK, CARBON CO. PA. WITH PEREGO, BULKLEVS & PLIMPTON, At the first wedding ceremony the bridegroom slept. How many have since been led to the altar lulled by some soft soaporific.hnfi reocit cau bo made to Meiwrs. K. A. DouRlns, N.D.Cortrltfit #nd A.G, ItrovHiead, »t Manch Chunk; to N. Patterson, Summit IIIII; to Shorn, Labouring and « i illiuort', LfjMine and in fuel noarly all the nperutors In the region who have boou using his rope* March I5lh, I860—J-ljT HJIPORTERS t JOBBERS OF FANCY G000S, Nob. ft Barclay A 12 Yes«y-8ta., First Stbre rear Aetor House. September 27, 1800. Beware of girls with red hair; they are deceitful as foxes. Feb. 15.18(50.—tf. Shun them as tho mariner shuns the lighthouse with its head of flames. For there are the hidden rocks of deceit that would wreck your happiness. Dr. F. A, TIIOMPSOX, Woman shared the apple with man, but she took the first bite. WITH GEORGE R "LOVE, 3* O XX ST BBSSON "WHOLESALE GROCER, f AKD IlKAI.KIt IN FOUEIOK **1) bOMEHTIC LIQUORS. Wines, Segars, Ac. Ko. 184 West Street, New York. Sept. 21, 1SMD. Hardware, Iron & Steel Warehouse, 75, 77, 79 and 81 Vesey and 205 Washington St., WITH This was the curso of the world : "Woman shall have lino clothes and man shall pay for them." HOPPOCK, GARBUTT & CO., Grocers and Commission Merchants, Though they should grease their curls into darkness; yet will their redness be shown by their action. — NEW-YORK CITY. TIIE undersigned invito the attention of Merchant*. Manufacturers, Canal unit Hail Jload Contractor», find consumers generally to their No sooner had woman seen Sat(i)n than she wished to clothe herself. OEO. W BBAINERD * CO., Nos. 87, 89 & 01, Warren Street, (First Door Ea*t of Greenwich Street), NEW YORK, Elmer IT. Gnrbutt, Julius I). Huberts, The foolish virgins were red haired girls who had no oil; so that the bridegroom discovered their looks of firo. GROCURS, c assortment of the following articles, which lliey offer on favorable terms,_for Canh or ajijirorcd crcd.it. Enijlieh Iron, round, square and flat, common, htnl and extra qualities. Swedish, /foricay and Russia. Bar Iron, of best Ask a woman what is meant by happiness and she will reply, "A velvet dress with fourteen breadths in the skirt." 1©3 Hurray, near Went Street, ©ECk W. BUAISKKD,) TflSW YORK. DAVID BIDDEN ] exten Avoid dark haired girls; their love is as the blow of a cudgel. Moses A. Itoppoek, William II. Black, Mortimer Hendricks, August 16th, 1880. IIow many marry that they may Wear rich garments '! Cambric handkerchiefs arc not tho only things that can bo drawn through a wedding ring. This is the vanity of woman : " Court plumes aud the largest bustle." When cats wash their faces, bad weather is at hand ; when women use washes to their complexion, it is a true sign that the beauty of the day is gone. They are ficrco as strong drink, but lack sweetness ; sugar will not dissolve in their high spirits. BUSINESS CARDS. branD JDfCamj)'-#. Hammered American Iron of superior quality. Bur (ten's and Ulster Iron. Salisbury Iron, Flat and Square. Angle and Swarf Iron. Norway and Russia XuH Hods, Shoo. Shapes and Nut I ro®. Best He fined Hand* IIoop, 8c roll and Oval Iron, Crow Bur*, Churn Drill#, Axles and Draft* of Salisbury Iron. Steel faced Hand and Sledge Hammers and Stone Axes. Cast Steel Striking and Iiand Hammers and Stone Sledges. Nauhr'ts and Sanderson's Round. Square, Octagon ana half Octagon Steel. Genuine German Steel, Flat and Square. BluMer Steel. Canal Stone and Dirt Barrows. Bickford's Safety Fuse. Boonton Cut Nails, Brads and Spikes. Burdeij'B I*at. Horse Shoes, and Shin, Boat and Rail Road Spikes. Ames' and Rowland's Shovels and Spades. Weston's Steel Scoops. Rowland's, Hoe's and-XaboUon's Mill and Cross-Cut Saws. Hobson's Butcher's and Ibbotwon's Files, Saws, Tools and Cutlery. Ac. Harris,' Blood's, Darling's and Farwell's Corn and Grass Scythes.—- Birmingham; Sheffield, German and Domestic Hardware.* He insults the Grand Lama—hobnobs with the Great Mogul—he turns his back upon Emperors, and takes a pinch of snuff out of the Pope's snuff box. He eats flesh cut raw from the animal with Dinku and Abyssinians, chews bang with the Arabs, smokes opium with the Turks, and rides for a bridge with a Calmuok Tartar. Then Aladdin comes home. He has turned his goods and his opportunities oyer and over again, and they all turned into piles of money. The wise village welcomes him, and proudly points him oat to the Aladdins of a younger generation as the shining example of the successful man —"For my dear son, just think of it I He began with nothing and now look 1" My dear son docs look, and he sees Aladdin owning millions of dollars, and of all the doing good societies of which he is director. His name is good as gold. He has bought pictures and books and statues. He is housed in luxury, and he pricks his mouth with a silver fork. He has a home for a poet, but he boasts that he never reads anything but the newspapers. He goes to church twice on Sundays, and only wakes up when the preacher denounces the sinners of Sodom and those tough old Jew* of Jerusalem. His head is bald and shiny with all the sermons that have hit it ano glanccd off. He olasps his hands in pray er but forgets to open them when the poo box is passed round, and he goes homC like a similarly successful man, thanking God that he is not as other men are, anc after dinner lights a cigar, sits before thC fire in an easy chair, and tells the childvei to remember that honesty is the best poli cy, and looks sleepily at Mrs. Aladdii through the thick smoke. "r* _ » • * ** T7AGLE JIOTBTi. PITTSTON, l'A.— Tj ItK.N'Ul' HUFFOaD, Proprietor MAMi'ACTUREB S. STCRMER, They remember long an angry word j as ale turns sour with thunder. Jan. 1, 1856. Maidens with brown hair are pleasant as bread that has been well baked—all kissing crust. C?f. CHABLES HOTEL, YlrSX AVENl Scranton, Pa.—D. K. KltKSSLEK, I'rop'r CM*y 10, 1*00.—ly. DBALEU IN She who has golden hair should be loved by one who has a heart of leather, for that cannot break. 8. KOOX.—ATTORNKV AT LAW.—Of- Jl# fico iu tUo Butler Main wtreet, Pittttton. Jan. 2ft, 1859. BOOTS, SHOES, LEATHER and FINDINGS, Main ctrect, Pit ts ton. A large assortment of French Calf. Kip, ami Patent Leather always nn hand. Kenairiiifi done witli punctuality on reasonable terms. 0a*h paid for all kinds of hldos and skin*. Jan. Many powder their faces, that their skins may seem white; it is as a poulterer flours an old hen, that she yiay pass for a tender chicken. JEROME 0. MILLER.—ATTORNEY A LAW. Olfico iu tlio Court House, Wilke Barre, l'onna. They aro loving as spaniels, and as faithless ; and he who whistles last shall be followed.A Mysterious Phenomenon.—The great meteor of the 20th of July was almost coincident with the equally wonderful phenomenon that occurred in the East Indies. On the 14th of that month at 3 o'clock p. m., the inhabitants of Dhurmsalah, about twelve miles south of the granite peaks of the Dhaoladhar mountains, were startled by the noise of a most terrific explosion, which lasted about three njinutes, and almost persuaded the hearers that the whole of that magnificent range was falling down. The solitary cloud that was visible had settled upon the highest peak, and from that direction something was heard whizziug through the air so near the earth that all hands were involuntarily raised to shield their heads. An instant after a huge black mass was seen to fall in the diiection of its path about a mile away. The spot was at once visited, and an immense block, apparently granite, covered over with a pitchy substance, had buried itself three feet into the ground. When dug out it was found to be of an i,cy coldncss, so that pieces broken from it could not be hdd in the hand. Two smaller pieces of the same substance fell within two miles of it. Thftstructure of the granite corresponds cxactly with that of the mountains, and as they are covered with perpetual snow, the icy coldness of the meteor suggested a conjecture that the explosion tore it from the peak, 1,000 feethigh, and carried it twelve miles through the air. The question was to be scientifically examined. llow many women have been ruined by diamonds, as bird-catchers entice the lark from heaven to earth with sparkling glass. JOHN RICHARDS,—ATTORNEY AT LAW, CONVEYANCER, and NOTARY PUBLIC. Collections promptly attended to. OIHce—Odd Fellow t' Block, up stairs, Main street, 1'itUioii. March HO, 1861*. 33QCD'riB SHOES. NEW llemeinber this, ye wives. Be not too affectionate; without bitters there were no Ab the child crows at the shining candle,, so do women at glittering gems ; and both shall burn their fingers if they touch them. As men take sour olives that they may relish their wine the more, so well administered crossness will give fresh flavor to your love. sweets AND TD EMOVAL.—DIt. LAWTOJJ has removed his llj Office nuil residence to the first house south «f the bridge, ltiver Street, West l'ittstou. August 21, ! Sill. A. n. WBTMOIIE ) WETMORE A CO. OKOIU.I 0. WBfMOHB, J XD. £-AHflCBf The stepping-stone to fortune is not to be found in a jeweler'«_ shop. Some wotoien liaveSiearts brittle as glass ; he who would engrave his name oil them must use diamonds. IDAVIU WKTMOUK. Sept, 27, 1800. Women, beware of scandal, or it will crush you; as sometimes a word spoken on the snowy Alps will bring down an avalanche.rC 8. BECK, M. I).- 11E N TI ST, fPTJ late of PHILADELPHIA.— (Tff Office,—Vain St., sbovo the l'ublic fiquare, East Bide, Wilkes-Barre, J'enna. July 1#, 18#0.—ly. Tlic Metropolitan Fire liisuraacf Company. 108 BROADWAY, NEW YOIIK. RESPECTFULLY invites the the attention of the public to hislarge stock of BOOTS AND SHOES, such as Gents' Fine Calf Boots, Congress Gaiters, Oxford Tics &c. Also, a large variety of Ladies' and Chilarens' shoes, and Gaiters of all descriptions, in fact everythingthe line. He has connected a separate department for a Oft«h CiiplUtl, Surplus, #300,000. so.ooo Brilliants of the first water arc those given to stay the wife's first flood of tears. The girdle of beauty is not a stay-lace. TVR. J. M. BARBETT,—DENTIST,—Office M l Three Doors below Steele's Hotel, on North •Ida of Public Square, Wllkes-Burre, Pa. Dr. B. inserts Teeth on Gold iwid Silver plate, Jie., and operates in ail thu branches of Dental Surgery, in the best manner. A deduction from usual charges pulfieient to •eovsr expenses, allowed to persona who come from a distance. April 19, 1800.—ly. This is the only excuse for tight lacing A good housewifo should have no waste. rpHIS Company continues to Iqsure all kind" of Per- X Mjitfll Property uml building*.on h* lhvorablo terms jih other solvent and reliable Companies- Any woman will listen to your suit if you first give her an 'earing; but it must be an emerald one. The wisest man is a batch o' lore. All Losses will be adjusted equitably and RESTAURANT awl COKFECTIONREY, neatly fitted up in good style. All women dislike the words, " Love, honor, and obey." According to them it should be, "Love, honor and a ba-be." paid promptly. There aro some men who beat their wives and then seek the hand of forgiveness by placing jewels upon their fingers. The follow the inscriptions 011 their street doors, "Knock and ring." id a a a o v ®» s o - - 21 Washington Square l«io Varnum, Bebb A Graham - - Iy. Appleby A Hons - - late Woleott A Hlado ■ - -r - 62 Pine Street Mobch Taylor A Co late Wad#worth & Sheldon Henderson, Smyth A Co. My establishment is opposite C. Law & Co.s Cash Store, Main street, Pittston, Pa. The patronage of the public is solicited. Pittston, March 29, 1860,—tf. Forty is the turnpike gate on the road to the church ; none can pass it unless they have money. When a maid takes to spaniels and parrots, it means that her beauty has gone to the dogs, and that henceforth her life is a birden to her. Jatnes Larimer ftraham, .1 ph B, Varnimi, - - MAmrd Appleby. • ■ SSreilerick H. Wolcott, DR. 9. X. ROBINSON,—HOMCEOPATHIC . Fkysician and Operative Surgeon, Pittsloii. Pa-, red pec tt'u II offers his serviced to the people of Pittston and its vicinity. A. constaut supply of fresh, 'medicines always on Wd. % Willhni 1C. Slronj MosesTaylor. Pittston Bakery. TnE stafl of life is good Bread, and I would respectfully inform tho citizens ot Pittston tyid vicinity, that I always keep tho genuine article on hand for sale, with all kinds ol crackers, pies, calces, &c. Families and parties supplied with everything in liislino, ou shoit notice,and on reasonable terms. My establish, mens is opposite Jacob's .store on Main-st. All women have hearts, but often it is with them as with oaks—the heart is the hardest part. No chain is so strong as the banns of Family cmos furnished or refilled to order. OFFICE over 01;irk k Sax's new etoro. REHlDiiM K at It. J. Wi»uur a, West I'iuwton. Pittston, May », 1800.—ly. A. Con over, . - a. A. AJ.T. Conover Martin Bate*, Jr., - - Martin Bates. Jr. A Co. Franklin II- Dolf.no, - - - M Broadway ll. nry V. Butler, ... H. V. Butler * Co. Bow Alt. Hellvulno. - N. Y. Steam Sugar Kef. Co. Gilbert I.. Beekman. Bowers, Bookman*• Bradford Jr. Joseph B. Varmim, Jr., - - Varnuin k Turiiey Pasohal W. Tinney, - - - Do. Dudley B. Fuller, - - - Fuller, Lord Ct Co. Watson K. Case, - late Lee, Case k Co. marriage, The mouth of a wise woman is like a money-box which is seldom opened, so that much good ooincs forth from it. Store up this truth, O woman! Be charitable to thy fallen sister. Imitate not the stags, that chaso from their herd their wounded companions. She who wears false ringlets is like a Are of green wood; it has curls of smoke but he who would kindle the flame must puff vigorously, TD OBERT BAUR.—BOOJv BINDER, NORTH l~Vi East corner of Public Square and Mnin-st. Wilk««barro. Picture Frames, (Common Oilt and Mahogany, ornamented and plain, made to order, of any site. Job Binding neatly exeeuted. n. A large eeloctiou of common and one pictures, Albuins, Blank books, Stationery, Novels. Ac., I»tways on hand. June 17, 1853. FRANK BKANDENBUliU. By and by old Aladdin dies. The con■en tional virtues are called over by the edtors as the mourning carriages are called iut by'the undertakers. The papers regret that they are summoned to deplor« he loss of the revered parent, the genaerDus friend, public spirited citizen, and piras man. Then the precious swapper of ack knives and model for the rising gontD sration is left under the sod. The atari that he never saw, now burn over him with a soft lustre that no lamps above ft king's tomb emulate; and the south wind, for whoso breath upon his brow he waa never grateful, now strews his last bed with anemones and whioh his heql crushed while living. And the men who arc to be formed upon that model and pursue a similar success, earnestly ask, as they stir their toddy, "So old Aladdin ia gome at last; well, he cut up well ?" The sculptor oarves a cherub upon his tombstone, and engraves the motto : "By thai* work ye shall know them," while mu quiet Charles Lamb, with insanity in fan* ily. asks, as he reads Aladdin's epitaph, "Where be all the bad people buried." Lormln Freeman, Kdward Mftoonjl'cr New Bakery. As birds arc snared with hairs, so arc nany men with a woman's liead-dross. She who dyes her locks is liko a desperate gambler, who makes his last venture, and risks all upon the*ha?ard of tho dyo. Jamea IjOrimer Graham, Jr., • 4 Washington Square H*rn'l 1D. Bradford, Jr., Bovwrn, Reckinan 4tUra«lford jr. Charles IS. Appleby, J A M ES LOR IM ER GRAHAM, President. EdUtahp A. Htansiujby. Secretary* 275 Fifth Avenue fJTjje undersigned would respectftJly announce to tho X oitiwns of Pittston, and the public in general, that (hey have established themselves in the The wise wifo opposes wrath with kindicsb. A sand bank will stop a cannon ball ay itsyieldiug. The smell of the dinner ia the inoente of domestic love. T PZBBJfE HOUSE, WEST PITTSTON, LU-1 1 lecne County, Pa. II. M. DAMAN, Proprifm. Opened May 1800. This Hotel, under tho proprietorship of the present occupant, 11 designed to (D« afipt cljsj Imarding Bouse, where persons from the cities or elsewhere Say siiourn, in one of tho most inter* sting localities fit the State. Horaos and Carriages olwayp in readiness. Tne House is in daily communication with New 1 ork Sd Philadelphia. Mix trains passing the door each T. Charges moderate and accommodations of the tilfiWi, ApriUOth, 1800. BAKING BUSINESS. in tho Brown Building, at tho top of tho stops, nenr tho atone Stenm Mill of 1*orris it Wfsner, where thoy will keep coiimIuiitly on hand Bread, Biscuit, Cakes, Pies, &c. wWhYdlH, short tXum. articlu bclunnu(« tm tliu bu-mc.-* iivorv e flint will be Iiiudu lo render u. ncrul satisfaction. Give UH a null. K, G. Batubqvk, Ass't Srrri turv It. 1). LACUE. Surveyor, Pittston, Pa. You may tell the agos of horses and of women by their teeth—with a horse by looking at tlicm ; with a woman by askin" how old she is; and if «hjd slwnys tor teeth be sure that she is advanced in years. In addressing a jury upon one occasion, the celebrated Lord Jeffrey found it necesbary to make free with the character of a military officer wl»o«»w» present. Upon hearing himself several times contemptuously spoken of as "the soldier," the son of Mars, boiling with indignation, interrupted the pleader with "Don't call mo a soldier, sir; I'm an officer." Lord Jeffrey immediately went on, "Well, gentlemen, this officer, who is no soldier, was the sole cause of all this mischief that has occurred."May 10, I860.—ly A good woman is, like a Cremona fiddle; age only makes its to no the sweeter. STATEMENT OF THE MANHATTAN FIRE JNnlvKANCE COMPANY, in the city of New-York, No. fill Wall St., (incorporated 1821.) On the let day of January, 1800. Cash Capital $250,000. AesE'ra. LUTZ II IUilCHTEE. Lik«"»rolored bottle iiMMshemist'e window is rouge on the checks of a maiden : it attracts the passerby, but all, kuow tb( tliey advertise. Parson Brownlow, of the Knoxville Whig, gives tho following description of a new drink he disoovered during a recent visit to Washington "They havo a new drink now in Washington, called 'tangle leg,' the ingredients of which are diluted alcohol, nitric acid, boot leg and tobacco, and which, it is said, will upset a man at a distance of a quarter of a lhilc from tho demijohn. A certain Senator was thrown in his yard not long since, and while attempting to gain an erect position, was heard to utter the following soliloquy:— , . Leaves havo their timo to fall, And so likewise have t; The reason too. it is the same-* It comes of getting dry I" Pittston, Mar 24, 1800.—1y "Watches and Jewelry. « SEW STOCK. TAME8 AITKEN, would IVP- ' f»ig0. 'IMtl! 4§ tally inform his friends fnA the public in general that he has just replcn- Jshed his store with a new and extensive assortment Watchcx, Clocks, Ct- Jewelry, of all deacriptions. Together w*th fllLVIJR AND 1'I.A - flTED WARE, Combs, BruShfcH, Pocket Cutlery, Flower Vases, and n thousand • other articles Which will recommend themselves. They have free* purchased of thebest manufacturers in tho United gtataa, and cannot be surpassed in qua.lL- Watches, Clocks and Jewelry repaired at all tiroes, by the most experienced Workmen. Thaukful for tho liberal patronage fceretofore enjoyed, a continuance of the same is respectfully solicited. J. A. Huston, Juno 21, Bonds and Mortgages, being first lien on improved Ren! Estate lo- BPEOIA'L ADVERTISEMENT. cated in the Cities of New-York and Brooklyn, worth at least $700,- 000, 7 por i'eut. interest, - $305,000 00 Loans cm'Stoowi, payable on demand, (market value of securities) $31,- 139, bearing 7 per cent, interest, - Cash, balance in bank and on hand, Premiums, due and unoollccted, Interest, accrued, Investments, in Brooklyn City Bonds, bearing 6 per cent, interest, 10,000 00 JAMES HARRINGTON & SON, Shnn vermillion checks. They are the •ed danger signals on the marriage lines. Beware of the hare's foot—it leave* the footprints of Time behind it. Snowmen hang their paintings before their booths, and women carry color on their faces. Let any examine the inward worth, nnd it shall bo nothing to the out- Wyoming Avenue, Seranton, Pa, Are the largest manufacturers of Furniture in Luzerne County. THEY have constantly on hand and make to order every variety of Chairs. Tables, Bedsteads, Bureaus, Book Cases, Stands, Ac., in the best possible manner, and of the best materials. They have recently inrsensed their facilities for making and finishing furniture, and ore now prepared to fill orders with promptness and dispatch,- 23,000 00 7,981 72 6,453 10 Shakp.—Dr. A., a physician of North Bridgewater, Mass., while riding with one of his patients met Dr. B., another physioian of that town, when the following conversation took place:—''Well, Doctor, I see you are taking one of your patients to ride." "Exactly," said Dr. A. "Well," said Dr. B., "a thing I never do is te take my patients out to ride." "I know it," said Dr. A., "the undertaker docs it for you." 3,162 28 Total, - - - $305,687 10 She who is in haste for the wedding says: "The more bustle the more speed." The voicc of the virgib is as soft as the eooing of the wood-pigeon on St. Valentine's day. Her laughter is like tho sound of distant bells ringing for a wedding. She is timid as the Highland doe. He who would creep near to her must do it— as tho deer-stalkers do—on his knees. ward show. LIABILITIES. Unclaimed Dividends, Claims for Losses, in course of adjustment, estimated at - $ 1,290 00 In the manufacture of all work they uso only such materials as a long experience in the business has proven to be most substantial and lastfscnides tho goods of their own make, they keep at all times a general assortment of work, purchased on the beet terms, in New York, which they Bell at a small advnnco from cost. 16,200 00 Bad Luck and Good Luok.—Ba4 luck is simply a man with his hands in hfo pookete and his pipe in his mouth, looking on to see how it will come out. Goofl luck is a man of pluck, with his slcevea rolled up and working to make IT come out right. $17,490 00 The Tonnage Tax Case Decided.— The Supremo Court, at Sunbury, on Wednesday week delivered an opinion, affirming the decision of Judge Pearson, in the suit against the Pennsylvania Railroad Co. Cpr the tonnage tax overdue. Judge Pearson decided the tax to be Constitutional, and the Supreme Court, in affirming the deoision, has thus decided that point against the railroad company. There is a largo sum of money due the State, which has been withheld till this deoision, and which will now have to be paid by the company into the St*te Treasury. XDr. .A. Pease, Directors.—Edwin D. Morgan, W. P. Palmer, Itufus L. Lord, Wm. F. Mott, Samuel F. Mott, Win. W. Fox, Richard Tighe, Peter Cooper, Thos. Barron, Moses Taylor, Thos. W. Pearsall, Henry Elsworth, Aug. II, Ward, James Colics, Robert B. Minturn, Sidney Mason, L. 8. Suarcz, John Caswell, John Steward, John C. Green, Eben B. Crocker. WM. PITT PALMER, President, ANDREW J.SMITH. Secretary. 3. L. GORE, R. D. LACOE, Curboiidulc, Pa., Pittston, Pa., At/cniefor Luzerne County. bURQEONDENTIST. Successor to G. W. Oris wold, of Carbondale, Pa. They sell no upholstered work that is not done under their oy/n supervision, consequently their work eon be relied upon as being exactly as represented. Parties wanting furniture are respectfully invited to call and examine quality and prices before purchasing. Seranton, June 28, I860 ly. A shop keeper purchased of an Irish woman a quantity of butter, the lumps of which, intended for pounds, he in. the balance and found wanting. "Shure it's your own fault if they are light," said Biddy, in reply to the complaints of the buyer; "It's your own fault, sir, for was n't it with a pound of your own soap, I bought here mcself, that I weighed them with V The shop keeper had nothing more to say on that subject. At the voicc of a man sho flies, as a gazelle ut the roaring of a lion. Iiut no sooner has she tasted wedding cako than sho grows bold, like the tiger that has eaten raw food. WILL visit Pittston on tho se«Dnd Monday of each month, conMflensw? with Mon-4*y, August 20th, and will rettfain ono week at Mkeh visit. . Haying had an experienoe of twelve years he feels confident of bemg able to give satisfaction In »U branches of his profession. - Persons wishing operations performed at tueir houses, will bo waited upon by leaving their adr dress at feis rooms. . with Dr. J. A. Robinson, ever Clark A Ssk's ft tore. TWiton, August 23, i860, A lady being asked her place of nativity replied :—"I am so unfortunate as to have no native place; I am the daughter of a Methodiet clergyman." "*1" R8. DAVIS would respectfully call the attention iTlof the Ladles of Pittston and vicinity to lwr large variety of moil approved New Patems Just received from New York. Particular auention paid to the cutting and lHtmg children's clothes. Marilillaa, Cloaks and Dresses cut fitted and made on short notJee. Place of business, ever I). Lamb's, FiMetop, Apr, 26, i860, Mantuamaking. Henceforth she shall be bold, as a servant that has discovered your secret. ' "• Sewi •*/TRB. DAVIE8 having prooured r sewing lD I machine, is now prepared to do family Jewing and stitching of all kinds, at »hort notice, opposite brnr'B store, tip etairi, Her voice shall sound like a circus gong at a fair, telling that the scenes in the ring are about to commence. A Western editor ha» dubbed John C Breckinridge, Jack the Giant Killer.
Object Description
Title | Pittston Gazette and Luzerne Anthracite Journal |
Masthead | Pittston Gazette and Luzerne Anthracite Journal, Volume 10 Number 34, November 08, 1860 |
Volume | 10 |
Issue | 34 |
Subject | Pittston Gazette newspaper |
Description | The collection contains the archive of the Pittston Gazette, a northeastern Pennsylvania newspaper published from 1850 through 1965. This archive spans 1850-1907 and is significant to genealogists and historians focused on northeastern Pennsylvania. |
Publisher | Pittston Gazette |
Physical Description | microfilm |
Date | 1860-11-08 |
Location Covered | United States; Pennsylvania; Luzerne County; Pittston |
Type | Text |
Original Format | newspaper |
Digital Format | image/tiff |
Language | English |
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Contact | For information on source and images, contact the West Pittston Public Library, 200 Exeter Ave, West Pittston, PA 18643. Phone: (570) 654-9847. Email: wplibrary@luzernelibraries.org |
Contributing Institution | West Pittston Public Library |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
Description
Title | Pittston Gazette and Luzerne Anthracite Journal |
Masthead | Pittston Gazette and Luzerne Anthracite Journal, Volume 10 Number 34, November 08, 1860 |
Volume | 10 |
Issue | 34 |
Subject | Pittston Gazette newspaper |
Description | The collection contains the archive of the Pittston Gazette, a northeastern Pennsylvania newspaper published from 1850 through 1965. This archive spans 1850-1907 and is significant to genealogists and historians focused on northeastern Pennsylvania. |
Publisher | Pittston Gazette |
Physical Description | microfilm |
Date | 1860-11-08 |
Location Covered | United States; Pennsylvania; Luzerne County; Pittston |
Type | Text |
Original Format | newspaper |
Digital Format | image/tiff |
Identifier | PGL_18601108_001.tif |
Language | English |
Rights | http://rightsstatements.org/vocab/NoC-US/1.0/ |
Contact | For information on source and images, contact the West Pittston Public Library, 200 Exeter Ave, West Pittston, PA 18643. Phone: (570) 654-9847. Email: wplibrary@luzernelibraries.org |
Contributing Institution | West Pittston Public Library |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
Full Text | --- mmr • ■ iD [ i"|T|||m -mm—v . . murmur1 irnnr • «■ jy «■• ■ ■■ D• "' * *' ■ii—D■—w« h *• ■mi -viwaim—«» vmmft0 JOB' ftaOTTIlfG AND RULING, GAZETTE, AND * Luzerne Anthracite Journal. The " Gazette " Jobbing Office, slid the Job Printing Office of RICHART BKYB . Being now consolidated, embraces o larger variety of Jobbing material than any other ofBce In the country and Is fnlljr prepared to execute work of aJJ kinds la tha best and Cheapest manner. Particular attention given to thefollowlng t— MANIFESTS, | PAMPHLETS, PUUI.ISUKD WEEKLY BY RICHAKT, BE1EA & THOMPSON, Gazette Building, Mailt Street, Vest Side. The GAZETTE ami JOURNAL is published •very Thursday, at Two Dollars per annum, itrtctly in advance. 83TNo postage cbargcd within the county. ORDERS, HANDBILLS, BILL HEAC4 TICKETS, CARDS, CIRCULARS; SHOW-BILLS, LABELS, NOTES, AND LUZERNE ANTHRACITE JOURNAL.. ADVERTISING- BATES, ko„ • fACI. 3w. I Jm. I am. | Urn | 1 y Ruled work of all Undo, don* 111 the neatest and beat manner, and printed as requested. Everything in tfrjt line will receive prompt attention. RULING. % . . T~1 00 | 1 I 3 00 I 5 00 I BOO §ekfeiD iir i\t CffitI Interests, $)oMrs, Uefos, literature, $$ontIlurt anb §mxnl firfelliptrt. » squares, flolumn, ■ « 4 00 | 5 00 | TTSO I " 2 00 I 5 00 I 7 00 I 10 00 i 'wlumn, - - i 00 I 10 00 f 20 00 I 35 00 | CO 00 oolurau. 0 00 10 oo 18 00 30 00 BLANKS. The following Blanks are kept on hand, or printed te order, and (old on reasonable terras: Kherriff Sales, Warrants, Constable's Hales, Summons, Judgement Contracts, Promissory Notes, Subpoeans, Attachments, Executions, Morrl»ge Certificates, Check Rolls, Time Rolls, Deeds, Contracts, Leases, etc.,etc. Regalar yearly advertiser*, not to exceed with curd three squares at ivny time,$15, Business notices, wlth«n advertisement, 91 each; tr The above rates will be strictly adhered to. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8,1860. VOLUME X.-NO. 34. WHOLE NO. 524. CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. HAYDEN BROTHERS, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN YANKEE NOTIONS and FANCY GOODS, New Milford, pa. ZABRISKIE & LUMBY, " OH ! IT IS HARD LINK AFTER Choose not your wife as you do grapes, from the bloom on them. Mistakes of Physicians. The Yankee Aladdin. IMI'ORTKItH AND J0DBER8 OF China, Glass, Earthenware, LOOKING GLASSES, Ac. No. 225 Greenwich Street, Between Barclay and VoBoy, LINK." Oliver W. Holmes, (physician, philosopher and poet,) in a lecture upon physicians, gives the following account of some mistakes which aro made in medicine :— Soon or late, everybody is tripped up in forming a diagnosis. I saw Velpeau tie one of the carotid arteries for a supposed aneurism, which was only a little harmless tumor, and killed his patient. Mr. Dease of Dublin, was more fortunate in a ease he boldly declared an abeess, while others thought it an aneurism. He thrust a lancet into it, and proved himself in the right. Soon after, ho made a similar diagnosis.— He thrust in his lanoet, as before, and out gushed the patient's blood, and his life with it. The next morning, Mr. Dease was found dead, and floating in his blood. He had divided the femoral artery.. I have doomed people and seen others doom them, over and over again, on the strength of physical signs, and they hav6 lived in the most contumacious and scientifically unjustifiable manner as long as they lived, and some are living still. I sec two m«n in the streets very often, who were both as good as dead in the opinion of all who saw them in their extremity. People will insists livutg-sotMetintes; though mnni- 1860. SPRING. 18(50. iy I. a. v. n He who marries a pretty face only, is like a buyer of cheap furniture—the varnish that delights the eye will not endure the fireside blaze. By GEORGE W. CURTIS. FRESH GOODS WX- HAYDEJf, JOI1N UAYDEN, GEORGE BAYDElf. Oh i it id hard HfiK After Ttnfer,1 To lo9e from love's bright chain. And trembling on the grave's cold brink Aladdin began by swapping jack knivea and getting the best, and bartering halves of marbles stuck together for whole ones. When he grew older and sold berries, that he picked on the hillside pastures, lie greased the quart pot, so that a little capital was carried forward to the next measure. He hayed hard all summer and went to evening schools all winter, and learned the golden rule of arithmetic—addition for himself, subtraction for his neighbors ; and in all the games, he held strictly to the rules of Tournabout. "You tickle me and I'll tickle you, if 1 oan j but at all events you tickle me." At an early age, Aladdin was considered to be good at a bargain, which meant that he always succeeded in exchanging the worse for the better—always keeping the blind eye of a horse to the wall when he wanted to sell him. and always looking straight at it when ho wanted to buy him; and the approving villager shook his head, and said, "Let Aladdin alone to sucoe«d." He grew up and left the village for tl)e world. "He'll be rich," said the village, with more enthusiasm and envy than any village says of a departing boy, "He'll be honest, faithful, generous." To Aladdin the whole world was but a market in which to buy cheap and sell dear. For him there was no beauty, no heroism, no piety, no history. To him, all lands and waters are alike, for cach is unhallowed by association. No Homer sings for him along the iEgcan, he only curses the wind that will not blow him to Odessa. No sirens oall to him from the sunny shore; he loves the the sharp oath of the brutal boatswain. With a Bible in his-hand and a quid in his mouth, he squirts about the holy places of Jerusalem, and calculates the cost of the sepulchre. He scratches his name with a jack knife upon Egyptain obelisks by the side of the hieroglyphed names of Kameses and Thothmes—names that shook early history with their grandeur; and the revered echoes of the Lybyan desert that have slept since they heard the shout of Alexander's army marching to find the oracle Amnion are awakened by the shrill whistling of Yankee Doodle and old Dan Tucker. RIEGEL, BAIRD, & CO., IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS OV FORfclO* AND AUKKICAS TIIACV nAVUISK, July 19, 1800.—ly. Ury Goocin. No. 47 North Third Street, Philadelphia. Would respBOtflllljr invite tho attention of Country .*CWBiEUANUWK STOCK OF FRE8II SPRING GOODS, Ifhleh they lire now reeeiving in Htore. t&- Merchant!" would find it to their ndvnntBL'O to • emll und e**iiDinoouristuck. Mii.v 31.1800.—ly. Oeo. I. N. Zabrlskie, 1 William Lumby. J September 27, 1800. NEW YORK. Where life's swoet clay is lain, Repeat the words, 4,Thy will ho done," The heart with Biiehjk di. inal moan, Says, "can they rise again t" Better is love and gingham than coldness and cashmere. DICKSON & CO, SCRANTON FOUNDRY and MACHINE WORKS. — Manufacturers of Engines, Boilers, and Machinery of every description, and dealers in all kinds of Hardware, Nails, Iron and Steel; Leather and Rubber Bands and Belting; Stoves, Tin and Sheet Iron Wart; Railroad supplies of allkinds; Gas Pipe, Steam and Wator Fittings, and Engine Furnishing generally. K7" Dealers supplied tiponliberal terms. Woman is tho only female in creation who sings—have no pianos in your house. How many go to be married because there is a carriage waiting to bring them home from church. Wilson, Barnes & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS AND Forgive, O, God I the yearning beat Of thene poor heartfi of elay, That leave with blow, reluctant feet, The earth clods whero they lay ; The faith that still with leaden Wingtf, Looks upward to eternal things, And cannot soar away. f.H Produce Commission Merchants, WINCHESTER & CO. Gentlemen's Furnishing Store, AND EYTKNSIVK PEALEQ8 IN TEAS, No. 11C WARREN STREET, None can tell how much they love their husbands as those who marry for money. To be married, women will endure much. Though they bo caged up as a parrot, still they complain not if they have the ring to play with. AWtD PATENT S1I0ULDKR tfT.AU SHIHT MAXtPACTOttY, *o. 70« Chestnut street, above Seventh, r.ppositf •j H1H HH Tf ntn. Scranton, Feb'y 2, I860.—tf (Third door bctoio Washington Street,) William H. Wilson, ■. Paniel V. Barnes, I wrw vm?lC AbnerC. Keeney, [ HEW YORK. Samuel N. Delano. ' Sept. 27, 1860. the Washington House, Philadelphia ENGINEERING AND SURVEYING David Schooled, would respectfully ait* nounco to tho public that ho still contiuucs the practice of the above profession, in nil its branches, and holds himself In readiness :it all timos to attend to any business in tho lino of Surveying, Engineering, Estimating au.l Drafting. Being provided with « full and complete got of instruments, and having had ample expot» ienc#.he flatters himself capable of giving snt. isfactionin any and overy department of his Calling. ()fllco with R. I). Lacoo, Odd fol» ows' Building. Could but a voice—ft stogie tone, Coirto from that far off at rand, Where death hath gathered rino by one The cherished household bond, Could but one tress wo 've known before, Float hack from that mysterious shore, That etoud-wrajDped Utter land; Fine BHIRTO and HRAWF.IUS made from measurement at a few days notice a«d in ntl .»'»*«« WAUUANTED to flt. Formula for ii)i*atHiremcnt furnished on application by mail. Liberal inducements to Wholesale buyers. April 2*1, 1SW.—ly. The house-keeping book is the thundercloud of marriage. It is accompanied with the lightening of the husband's purse. It is as the magic portfolio shown by conjurers. The trick consists in getting out of it—without being found out—bon- bonnets, shawls and dresses enough to fill a CIA*. 1TAMTOS, URN It Y SHELDON, CHAS. ll'DOlQALL I'ETER SIDES IWurkct Strce Wharf, Phllad'a J. PALMER & CO., WITH IIRALERS IN FISH, PIIKRSR AND PHOVISIONH. HAVE constantly on hand an assortment of Dried and Pickled Fuih. it:c., vii: Mackerel, Blind, Salmon, lllue Fish, Herrings, Godiish, Beef, Pork, Lard, Shoulders, Hams, Wo could believe-—wo would bo still, And Hay that it is right; Tea, with a .-tern, triumphant will Bid all ouV fears good night;— Grant us a "sign," Oh, Itfaen Lord, The fhintesttoueh, the lightest word, One little beam of lijjht. JTAJIJON, SHELDON & CO.. \Y 111)1-i S A L E Graters' and Coinmisslan' Merchants, wardrobe, No. 81 Front street. New-York. ft r : AUHm^.-ir. Sides, Cheese, lie ana, Kico, Ac. September 27, 18U0. The girl who chooses her husband for his gold, has a heart of quartz attached to a nugget. * A. P. CnME»nCDuoH. Jno. All*n. •» A. F. CHESEBBOUGH & CO., Pittgton, Nov. 16, lS.'iS—tf, NOTICE, On Woman, etc. Every woman leaves her husband "forever" at least thrco times in her life, as folks striking a bargain pretend to leave tho shop, hoping to be called back and gain by the artifice. The heart that breaks too easily is like an empty nut, that cracks readily from very emptiness. festly moribund. In Dr. Elder'a Life of Katie; you will find a story of this sort, told by Dr. Kane himself. The captain of a ship was dying of scurvy, but the crew mutinied, and he gave up dying for the present to take care of them. An old lady, near her end, got a little vexed about a proposed change in her will, made up her mind not to die just then, ordered a coach, was driven twenty miles to the house of a relative, and lived four years longer. Cotton Mather tells some good stories that he picked up in his experience, or out of his books, showing the unstable equilibrium of prognosis. Simon Stone was shot in nino places, and, as he lay for dead, the Indians made two hacks with a hatchet to cut his head off. lie got well, however, and was a lusty fellow in Cotton Mather's time. Jabez Musgrave was shot with a bullet that went in his car and came out of his eye on the other side. A couplo of bullets went through his body also. Jabez got well, however, and lived many years. Per contra, Col. ltossiter, cracking a plum stone with his teeth, broke a tooth, and lost his life. We have seen physicians dying, like Spigcllus, from a scratch. And a man who had a crowbar shot through his head is alive and well. These extremo cases are warnings. But you can never bo too cautious in your prognosis, in the view of the great uncertainty of the course of any disease not long watched, and the many unexpected'turns it may take. PA.OK13I1S, COKMISSIUN MERCHANTS VKD WHOLESALE ® ' * DEALEK# W MAUOH CHUNK THE underaighed hnssold his stock and trade in the Liquor and Leather business to Oliver Davies. The business will be continued at tlie old stand, formerly occupied by Messrs. Berlew, Dyinond A Co. A gene nil assortment of Liquors, Shoe findings,Role and Upper Leather constantly on hand which will be sold cheap for cash onlv. SAMUEL DAVIS, Agt. Pi Its ton, Sept. 27, 1800.—Sm. Remember this, my boys. In Eden there was only ono woman, and it is the symbol of happiness. Would that it had been a I'earmiw, for then tho apple had not been there. The source of all evil was apple sauce. Fish, Cheese, and Provisions, 10 North Wharves, above Market Ht. Ricking and Curing House, Wh & llecd Hts., Wirt Hope Manufactory, riM'EK, HiZARli &e«„ MAN'rrFACTriiKnS of Wire Rope, for Inclined Planes, Shafts, Slopes, tie., would Inform the public that they urc now pfe]inred to make All Kinds lengths and Sizes of Flat and Round April 26, I860.—Oin. J. K. & E. B. PLACE. WM OLE SAL E G11 O CE R S, Rope, With the rib of man was woman made. In her daughters you may easily trace the love of rib bones. •As harp-strings snap with the damp, so do a husband's strongest resolves with the tears of his wife. At tho *horte«l notice or eunerlor ability nnCl on the nioet rimeooaUle termeft, at thulr Hope Factory, -fY. G. 8TAKK, No. 30 BROAD Street, (Sour Wall streets NEW YORK FLETCHER PLACE. MAUCH CHUNK, CARBON CO. PA. WITH PEREGO, BULKLEVS & PLIMPTON, At the first wedding ceremony the bridegroom slept. How many have since been led to the altar lulled by some soft soaporific.hnfi reocit cau bo made to Meiwrs. K. A. DouRlns, N.D.Cortrltfit #nd A.G, ItrovHiead, »t Manch Chunk; to N. Patterson, Summit IIIII; to Shorn, Labouring and « i illiuort', LfjMine and in fuel noarly all the nperutors In the region who have boou using his rope* March I5lh, I860—J-ljT HJIPORTERS t JOBBERS OF FANCY G000S, Nob. ft Barclay A 12 Yes«y-8ta., First Stbre rear Aetor House. September 27, 1800. Beware of girls with red hair; they are deceitful as foxes. Feb. 15.18(50.—tf. Shun them as tho mariner shuns the lighthouse with its head of flames. For there are the hidden rocks of deceit that would wreck your happiness. Dr. F. A, TIIOMPSOX, Woman shared the apple with man, but she took the first bite. WITH GEORGE R "LOVE, 3* O XX ST BBSSON "WHOLESALE GROCER, f AKD IlKAI.KIt IN FOUEIOK **1) bOMEHTIC LIQUORS. Wines, Segars, Ac. Ko. 184 West Street, New York. Sept. 21, 1SMD. Hardware, Iron & Steel Warehouse, 75, 77, 79 and 81 Vesey and 205 Washington St., WITH This was the curso of the world : "Woman shall have lino clothes and man shall pay for them." HOPPOCK, GARBUTT & CO., Grocers and Commission Merchants, Though they should grease their curls into darkness; yet will their redness be shown by their action. — NEW-YORK CITY. TIIE undersigned invito the attention of Merchant*. Manufacturers, Canal unit Hail Jload Contractor», find consumers generally to their No sooner had woman seen Sat(i)n than she wished to clothe herself. OEO. W BBAINERD * CO., Nos. 87, 89 & 01, Warren Street, (First Door Ea*t of Greenwich Street), NEW YORK, Elmer IT. Gnrbutt, Julius I). Huberts, The foolish virgins were red haired girls who had no oil; so that the bridegroom discovered their looks of firo. GROCURS, c assortment of the following articles, which lliey offer on favorable terms,_for Canh or ajijirorcd crcd.it. Enijlieh Iron, round, square and flat, common, htnl and extra qualities. Swedish, /foricay and Russia. Bar Iron, of best Ask a woman what is meant by happiness and she will reply, "A velvet dress with fourteen breadths in the skirt." 1©3 Hurray, near Went Street, ©ECk W. BUAISKKD,) TflSW YORK. DAVID BIDDEN ] exten Avoid dark haired girls; their love is as the blow of a cudgel. Moses A. Itoppoek, William II. Black, Mortimer Hendricks, August 16th, 1880. IIow many marry that they may Wear rich garments '! Cambric handkerchiefs arc not tho only things that can bo drawn through a wedding ring. This is the vanity of woman : " Court plumes aud the largest bustle." When cats wash their faces, bad weather is at hand ; when women use washes to their complexion, it is a true sign that the beauty of the day is gone. They are ficrco as strong drink, but lack sweetness ; sugar will not dissolve in their high spirits. BUSINESS CARDS. branD JDfCamj)'-#. Hammered American Iron of superior quality. Bur (ten's and Ulster Iron. Salisbury Iron, Flat and Square. Angle and Swarf Iron. Norway and Russia XuH Hods, Shoo. Shapes and Nut I ro®. Best He fined Hand* IIoop, 8c roll and Oval Iron, Crow Bur*, Churn Drill#, Axles and Draft* of Salisbury Iron. Steel faced Hand and Sledge Hammers and Stone Axes. Cast Steel Striking and Iiand Hammers and Stone Sledges. Nauhr'ts and Sanderson's Round. Square, Octagon ana half Octagon Steel. Genuine German Steel, Flat and Square. BluMer Steel. Canal Stone and Dirt Barrows. Bickford's Safety Fuse. Boonton Cut Nails, Brads and Spikes. Burdeij'B I*at. Horse Shoes, and Shin, Boat and Rail Road Spikes. Ames' and Rowland's Shovels and Spades. Weston's Steel Scoops. Rowland's, Hoe's and-XaboUon's Mill and Cross-Cut Saws. Hobson's Butcher's and Ibbotwon's Files, Saws, Tools and Cutlery. Ac. Harris,' Blood's, Darling's and Farwell's Corn and Grass Scythes.—- Birmingham; Sheffield, German and Domestic Hardware.* He insults the Grand Lama—hobnobs with the Great Mogul—he turns his back upon Emperors, and takes a pinch of snuff out of the Pope's snuff box. He eats flesh cut raw from the animal with Dinku and Abyssinians, chews bang with the Arabs, smokes opium with the Turks, and rides for a bridge with a Calmuok Tartar. Then Aladdin comes home. He has turned his goods and his opportunities oyer and over again, and they all turned into piles of money. The wise village welcomes him, and proudly points him oat to the Aladdins of a younger generation as the shining example of the successful man —"For my dear son, just think of it I He began with nothing and now look 1" My dear son docs look, and he sees Aladdin owning millions of dollars, and of all the doing good societies of which he is director. His name is good as gold. He has bought pictures and books and statues. He is housed in luxury, and he pricks his mouth with a silver fork. He has a home for a poet, but he boasts that he never reads anything but the newspapers. He goes to church twice on Sundays, and only wakes up when the preacher denounces the sinners of Sodom and those tough old Jew* of Jerusalem. His head is bald and shiny with all the sermons that have hit it ano glanccd off. He olasps his hands in pray er but forgets to open them when the poo box is passed round, and he goes homC like a similarly successful man, thanking God that he is not as other men are, anc after dinner lights a cigar, sits before thC fire in an easy chair, and tells the childvei to remember that honesty is the best poli cy, and looks sleepily at Mrs. Aladdii through the thick smoke. "r* _ » • * ** T7AGLE JIOTBTi. PITTSTON, l'A.— Tj ItK.N'Ul' HUFFOaD, Proprietor MAMi'ACTUREB S. STCRMER, They remember long an angry word j as ale turns sour with thunder. Jan. 1, 1856. Maidens with brown hair are pleasant as bread that has been well baked—all kissing crust. C?f. CHABLES HOTEL, YlrSX AVENl Scranton, Pa.—D. K. KltKSSLEK, I'rop'r CM*y 10, 1*00.—ly. DBALEU IN She who has golden hair should be loved by one who has a heart of leather, for that cannot break. 8. KOOX.—ATTORNKV AT LAW.—Of- Jl# fico iu tUo Butler Main wtreet, Pittttton. Jan. 2ft, 1859. BOOTS, SHOES, LEATHER and FINDINGS, Main ctrect, Pit ts ton. A large assortment of French Calf. Kip, ami Patent Leather always nn hand. Kenairiiifi done witli punctuality on reasonable terms. 0a*h paid for all kinds of hldos and skin*. Jan. Many powder their faces, that their skins may seem white; it is as a poulterer flours an old hen, that she yiay pass for a tender chicken. JEROME 0. MILLER.—ATTORNEY A LAW. Olfico iu tlio Court House, Wilke Barre, l'onna. They aro loving as spaniels, and as faithless ; and he who whistles last shall be followed.A Mysterious Phenomenon.—The great meteor of the 20th of July was almost coincident with the equally wonderful phenomenon that occurred in the East Indies. On the 14th of that month at 3 o'clock p. m., the inhabitants of Dhurmsalah, about twelve miles south of the granite peaks of the Dhaoladhar mountains, were startled by the noise of a most terrific explosion, which lasted about three njinutes, and almost persuaded the hearers that the whole of that magnificent range was falling down. The solitary cloud that was visible had settled upon the highest peak, and from that direction something was heard whizziug through the air so near the earth that all hands were involuntarily raised to shield their heads. An instant after a huge black mass was seen to fall in the diiection of its path about a mile away. The spot was at once visited, and an immense block, apparently granite, covered over with a pitchy substance, had buried itself three feet into the ground. When dug out it was found to be of an i,cy coldncss, so that pieces broken from it could not be hdd in the hand. Two smaller pieces of the same substance fell within two miles of it. Thftstructure of the granite corresponds cxactly with that of the mountains, and as they are covered with perpetual snow, the icy coldness of the meteor suggested a conjecture that the explosion tore it from the peak, 1,000 feethigh, and carried it twelve miles through the air. The question was to be scientifically examined. llow many women have been ruined by diamonds, as bird-catchers entice the lark from heaven to earth with sparkling glass. JOHN RICHARDS,—ATTORNEY AT LAW, CONVEYANCER, and NOTARY PUBLIC. Collections promptly attended to. OIHce—Odd Fellow t' Block, up stairs, Main street, 1'itUioii. March HO, 1861*. 33QCD'riB SHOES. NEW llemeinber this, ye wives. Be not too affectionate; without bitters there were no Ab the child crows at the shining candle,, so do women at glittering gems ; and both shall burn their fingers if they touch them. As men take sour olives that they may relish their wine the more, so well administered crossness will give fresh flavor to your love. sweets AND TD EMOVAL.—DIt. LAWTOJJ has removed his llj Office nuil residence to the first house south «f the bridge, ltiver Street, West l'ittstou. August 21, ! Sill. A. n. WBTMOIIE ) WETMORE A CO. OKOIU.I 0. WBfMOHB, J XD. £-AHflCBf The stepping-stone to fortune is not to be found in a jeweler'«_ shop. Some wotoien liaveSiearts brittle as glass ; he who would engrave his name oil them must use diamonds. IDAVIU WKTMOUK. Sept, 27, 1800. Women, beware of scandal, or it will crush you; as sometimes a word spoken on the snowy Alps will bring down an avalanche.rC 8. BECK, M. I).- 11E N TI ST, fPTJ late of PHILADELPHIA.— (Tff Office,—Vain St., sbovo the l'ublic fiquare, East Bide, Wilkes-Barre, J'enna. July 1#, 18#0.—ly. Tlic Metropolitan Fire liisuraacf Company. 108 BROADWAY, NEW YOIIK. RESPECTFULLY invites the the attention of the public to hislarge stock of BOOTS AND SHOES, such as Gents' Fine Calf Boots, Congress Gaiters, Oxford Tics &c. Also, a large variety of Ladies' and Chilarens' shoes, and Gaiters of all descriptions, in fact everythingthe line. He has connected a separate department for a Oft«h CiiplUtl, Surplus, #300,000. so.ooo Brilliants of the first water arc those given to stay the wife's first flood of tears. The girdle of beauty is not a stay-lace. TVR. J. M. BARBETT,—DENTIST,—Office M l Three Doors below Steele's Hotel, on North •Ida of Public Square, Wllkes-Burre, Pa. Dr. B. inserts Teeth on Gold iwid Silver plate, Jie., and operates in ail thu branches of Dental Surgery, in the best manner. A deduction from usual charges pulfieient to •eovsr expenses, allowed to persona who come from a distance. April 19, 1800.—ly. This is the only excuse for tight lacing A good housewifo should have no waste. rpHIS Company continues to Iqsure all kind" of Per- X Mjitfll Property uml building*.on h* lhvorablo terms jih other solvent and reliable Companies- Any woman will listen to your suit if you first give her an 'earing; but it must be an emerald one. The wisest man is a batch o' lore. All Losses will be adjusted equitably and RESTAURANT awl COKFECTIONREY, neatly fitted up in good style. All women dislike the words, " Love, honor, and obey." According to them it should be, "Love, honor and a ba-be." paid promptly. There aro some men who beat their wives and then seek the hand of forgiveness by placing jewels upon their fingers. The follow the inscriptions 011 their street doors, "Knock and ring." id a a a o v ®» s o - - 21 Washington Square l«io Varnum, Bebb A Graham - - Iy. Appleby A Hons - - late Woleott A Hlado ■ - -r - 62 Pine Street Mobch Taylor A Co late Wad#worth & Sheldon Henderson, Smyth A Co. My establishment is opposite C. Law & Co.s Cash Store, Main street, Pittston, Pa. The patronage of the public is solicited. Pittston, March 29, 1860,—tf. Forty is the turnpike gate on the road to the church ; none can pass it unless they have money. When a maid takes to spaniels and parrots, it means that her beauty has gone to the dogs, and that henceforth her life is a birden to her. Jatnes Larimer ftraham, .1 ph B, Varnimi, - - MAmrd Appleby. • ■ SSreilerick H. Wolcott, DR. 9. X. ROBINSON,—HOMCEOPATHIC . Fkysician and Operative Surgeon, Pittsloii. Pa-, red pec tt'u II offers his serviced to the people of Pittston and its vicinity. A. constaut supply of fresh, 'medicines always on Wd. % Willhni 1C. Slronj MosesTaylor. Pittston Bakery. TnE stafl of life is good Bread, and I would respectfully inform tho citizens ot Pittston tyid vicinity, that I always keep tho genuine article on hand for sale, with all kinds ol crackers, pies, calces, &c. Families and parties supplied with everything in liislino, ou shoit notice,and on reasonable terms. My establish, mens is opposite Jacob's .store on Main-st. All women have hearts, but often it is with them as with oaks—the heart is the hardest part. No chain is so strong as the banns of Family cmos furnished or refilled to order. OFFICE over 01;irk k Sax's new etoro. REHlDiiM K at It. J. Wi»uur a, West I'iuwton. Pittston, May », 1800.—ly. A. Con over, . - a. A. AJ.T. Conover Martin Bate*, Jr., - - Martin Bates. Jr. A Co. Franklin II- Dolf.no, - - - M Broadway ll. nry V. Butler, ... H. V. Butler * Co. Bow Alt. Hellvulno. - N. Y. Steam Sugar Kef. Co. Gilbert I.. Beekman. Bowers, Bookman*• Bradford Jr. Joseph B. Varmim, Jr., - - Varnuin k Turiiey Pasohal W. Tinney, - - - Do. Dudley B. Fuller, - - - Fuller, Lord Ct Co. Watson K. Case, - late Lee, Case k Co. marriage, The mouth of a wise woman is like a money-box which is seldom opened, so that much good ooincs forth from it. Store up this truth, O woman! Be charitable to thy fallen sister. Imitate not the stags, that chaso from their herd their wounded companions. She who wears false ringlets is like a Are of green wood; it has curls of smoke but he who would kindle the flame must puff vigorously, TD OBERT BAUR.—BOOJv BINDER, NORTH l~Vi East corner of Public Square and Mnin-st. Wilk««barro. Picture Frames, (Common Oilt and Mahogany, ornamented and plain, made to order, of any site. Job Binding neatly exeeuted. n. A large eeloctiou of common and one pictures, Albuins, Blank books, Stationery, Novels. Ac., I»tways on hand. June 17, 1853. FRANK BKANDENBUliU. By and by old Aladdin dies. The con■en tional virtues are called over by the edtors as the mourning carriages are called iut by'the undertakers. The papers regret that they are summoned to deplor« he loss of the revered parent, the genaerDus friend, public spirited citizen, and piras man. Then the precious swapper of ack knives and model for the rising gontD sration is left under the sod. The atari that he never saw, now burn over him with a soft lustre that no lamps above ft king's tomb emulate; and the south wind, for whoso breath upon his brow he waa never grateful, now strews his last bed with anemones and whioh his heql crushed while living. And the men who arc to be formed upon that model and pursue a similar success, earnestly ask, as they stir their toddy, "So old Aladdin ia gome at last; well, he cut up well ?" The sculptor oarves a cherub upon his tombstone, and engraves the motto : "By thai* work ye shall know them," while mu quiet Charles Lamb, with insanity in fan* ily. asks, as he reads Aladdin's epitaph, "Where be all the bad people buried." Lormln Freeman, Kdward Mftoonjl'cr New Bakery. As birds arc snared with hairs, so arc nany men with a woman's liead-dross. She who dyes her locks is liko a desperate gambler, who makes his last venture, and risks all upon the*ha?ard of tho dyo. Jamea IjOrimer Graham, Jr., • 4 Washington Square H*rn'l 1D. Bradford, Jr., Bovwrn, Reckinan 4tUra«lford jr. Charles IS. Appleby, J A M ES LOR IM ER GRAHAM, President. EdUtahp A. Htansiujby. Secretary* 275 Fifth Avenue fJTjje undersigned would respectftJly announce to tho X oitiwns of Pittston, and the public in general, that (hey have established themselves in the The wise wifo opposes wrath with kindicsb. A sand bank will stop a cannon ball ay itsyieldiug. The smell of the dinner ia the inoente of domestic love. T PZBBJfE HOUSE, WEST PITTSTON, LU-1 1 lecne County, Pa. II. M. DAMAN, Proprifm. Opened May 1800. This Hotel, under tho proprietorship of the present occupant, 11 designed to (D« afipt cljsj Imarding Bouse, where persons from the cities or elsewhere Say siiourn, in one of tho most inter* sting localities fit the State. Horaos and Carriages olwayp in readiness. Tne House is in daily communication with New 1 ork Sd Philadelphia. Mix trains passing the door each T. Charges moderate and accommodations of the tilfiWi, ApriUOth, 1800. BAKING BUSINESS. in tho Brown Building, at tho top of tho stops, nenr tho atone Stenm Mill of 1*orris it Wfsner, where thoy will keep coiimIuiitly on hand Bread, Biscuit, Cakes, Pies, &c. wWhYdlH, short tXum. articlu bclunnu(« tm tliu bu-mc.-* iivorv e flint will be Iiiudu lo render u. ncrul satisfaction. Give UH a null. K, G. Batubqvk, Ass't Srrri turv It. 1). LACUE. Surveyor, Pittston, Pa. You may tell the agos of horses and of women by their teeth—with a horse by looking at tlicm ; with a woman by askin" how old she is; and if «hjd slwnys tor teeth be sure that she is advanced in years. In addressing a jury upon one occasion, the celebrated Lord Jeffrey found it necesbary to make free with the character of a military officer wl»o«»w» present. Upon hearing himself several times contemptuously spoken of as "the soldier," the son of Mars, boiling with indignation, interrupted the pleader with "Don't call mo a soldier, sir; I'm an officer." Lord Jeffrey immediately went on, "Well, gentlemen, this officer, who is no soldier, was the sole cause of all this mischief that has occurred."May 10, I860.—ly A good woman is, like a Cremona fiddle; age only makes its to no the sweeter. STATEMENT OF THE MANHATTAN FIRE JNnlvKANCE COMPANY, in the city of New-York, No. fill Wall St., (incorporated 1821.) On the let day of January, 1800. Cash Capital $250,000. AesE'ra. LUTZ II IUilCHTEE. Lik«"»rolored bottle iiMMshemist'e window is rouge on the checks of a maiden : it attracts the passerby, but all, kuow tb( tliey advertise. Parson Brownlow, of the Knoxville Whig, gives tho following description of a new drink he disoovered during a recent visit to Washington "They havo a new drink now in Washington, called 'tangle leg,' the ingredients of which are diluted alcohol, nitric acid, boot leg and tobacco, and which, it is said, will upset a man at a distance of a quarter of a lhilc from tho demijohn. A certain Senator was thrown in his yard not long since, and while attempting to gain an erect position, was heard to utter the following soliloquy:— , . Leaves havo their timo to fall, And so likewise have t; The reason too. it is the same-* It comes of getting dry I" Pittston, Mar 24, 1800.—1y "Watches and Jewelry. « SEW STOCK. TAME8 AITKEN, would IVP- ' f»ig0. 'IMtl! 4§ tally inform his friends fnA the public in general that he has just replcn- Jshed his store with a new and extensive assortment Watchcx, Clocks, Ct- Jewelry, of all deacriptions. Together w*th fllLVIJR AND 1'I.A - flTED WARE, Combs, BruShfcH, Pocket Cutlery, Flower Vases, and n thousand • other articles Which will recommend themselves. They have free* purchased of thebest manufacturers in tho United gtataa, and cannot be surpassed in qua.lL- Watches, Clocks and Jewelry repaired at all tiroes, by the most experienced Workmen. Thaukful for tho liberal patronage fceretofore enjoyed, a continuance of the same is respectfully solicited. J. A. Huston, Juno 21, Bonds and Mortgages, being first lien on improved Ren! Estate lo- BPEOIA'L ADVERTISEMENT. cated in the Cities of New-York and Brooklyn, worth at least $700,- 000, 7 por i'eut. interest, - $305,000 00 Loans cm'Stoowi, payable on demand, (market value of securities) $31,- 139, bearing 7 per cent, interest, - Cash, balance in bank and on hand, Premiums, due and unoollccted, Interest, accrued, Investments, in Brooklyn City Bonds, bearing 6 per cent, interest, 10,000 00 JAMES HARRINGTON & SON, Shnn vermillion checks. They are the •ed danger signals on the marriage lines. Beware of the hare's foot—it leave* the footprints of Time behind it. Snowmen hang their paintings before their booths, and women carry color on their faces. Let any examine the inward worth, nnd it shall bo nothing to the out- Wyoming Avenue, Seranton, Pa, Are the largest manufacturers of Furniture in Luzerne County. THEY have constantly on hand and make to order every variety of Chairs. Tables, Bedsteads, Bureaus, Book Cases, Stands, Ac., in the best possible manner, and of the best materials. They have recently inrsensed their facilities for making and finishing furniture, and ore now prepared to fill orders with promptness and dispatch,- 23,000 00 7,981 72 6,453 10 Shakp.—Dr. A., a physician of North Bridgewater, Mass., while riding with one of his patients met Dr. B., another physioian of that town, when the following conversation took place:—''Well, Doctor, I see you are taking one of your patients to ride." "Exactly," said Dr. A. "Well," said Dr. B., "a thing I never do is te take my patients out to ride." "I know it," said Dr. A., "the undertaker docs it for you." 3,162 28 Total, - - - $305,687 10 She who is in haste for the wedding says: "The more bustle the more speed." The voicc of the virgib is as soft as the eooing of the wood-pigeon on St. Valentine's day. Her laughter is like tho sound of distant bells ringing for a wedding. She is timid as the Highland doe. He who would creep near to her must do it— as tho deer-stalkers do—on his knees. ward show. LIABILITIES. Unclaimed Dividends, Claims for Losses, in course of adjustment, estimated at - $ 1,290 00 In the manufacture of all work they uso only such materials as a long experience in the business has proven to be most substantial and lastfscnides tho goods of their own make, they keep at all times a general assortment of work, purchased on the beet terms, in New York, which they Bell at a small advnnco from cost. 16,200 00 Bad Luck and Good Luok.—Ba4 luck is simply a man with his hands in hfo pookete and his pipe in his mouth, looking on to see how it will come out. Goofl luck is a man of pluck, with his slcevea rolled up and working to make IT come out right. $17,490 00 The Tonnage Tax Case Decided.— The Supremo Court, at Sunbury, on Wednesday week delivered an opinion, affirming the decision of Judge Pearson, in the suit against the Pennsylvania Railroad Co. Cpr the tonnage tax overdue. Judge Pearson decided the tax to be Constitutional, and the Supreme Court, in affirming the deoision, has thus decided that point against the railroad company. There is a largo sum of money due the State, which has been withheld till this deoision, and which will now have to be paid by the company into the St*te Treasury. XDr. .A. Pease, Directors.—Edwin D. Morgan, W. P. Palmer, Itufus L. Lord, Wm. F. Mott, Samuel F. Mott, Win. W. Fox, Richard Tighe, Peter Cooper, Thos. Barron, Moses Taylor, Thos. W. Pearsall, Henry Elsworth, Aug. II, Ward, James Colics, Robert B. Minturn, Sidney Mason, L. 8. Suarcz, John Caswell, John Steward, John C. Green, Eben B. Crocker. WM. PITT PALMER, President, ANDREW J.SMITH. Secretary. 3. L. GORE, R. D. LACOE, Curboiidulc, Pa., Pittston, Pa., At/cniefor Luzerne County. bURQEONDENTIST. Successor to G. W. Oris wold, of Carbondale, Pa. They sell no upholstered work that is not done under their oy/n supervision, consequently their work eon be relied upon as being exactly as represented. Parties wanting furniture are respectfully invited to call and examine quality and prices before purchasing. Seranton, June 28, I860 ly. A shop keeper purchased of an Irish woman a quantity of butter, the lumps of which, intended for pounds, he in. the balance and found wanting. "Shure it's your own fault if they are light," said Biddy, in reply to the complaints of the buyer; "It's your own fault, sir, for was n't it with a pound of your own soap, I bought here mcself, that I weighed them with V The shop keeper had nothing more to say on that subject. At the voicc of a man sho flies, as a gazelle ut the roaring of a lion. Iiut no sooner has she tasted wedding cako than sho grows bold, like the tiger that has eaten raw food. WILL visit Pittston on tho se«Dnd Monday of each month, conMflensw? with Mon-4*y, August 20th, and will rettfain ono week at Mkeh visit. . Haying had an experienoe of twelve years he feels confident of bemg able to give satisfaction In »U branches of his profession. - Persons wishing operations performed at tueir houses, will bo waited upon by leaving their adr dress at feis rooms. . with Dr. J. A. Robinson, ever Clark A Ssk's ft tore. TWiton, August 23, i860, A lady being asked her place of nativity replied :—"I am so unfortunate as to have no native place; I am the daughter of a Methodiet clergyman." "*1" R8. DAVIS would respectfully call the attention iTlof the Ladles of Pittston and vicinity to lwr large variety of moil approved New Patems Just received from New York. Particular auention paid to the cutting and lHtmg children's clothes. Marilillaa, Cloaks and Dresses cut fitted and made on short notJee. Place of business, ever I). Lamb's, FiMetop, Apr, 26, i860, Mantuamaking. Henceforth she shall be bold, as a servant that has discovered your secret. ' "• Sewi •*/TRB. DAVIE8 having prooured r sewing lD I machine, is now prepared to do family Jewing and stitching of all kinds, at »hort notice, opposite brnr'B store, tip etairi, Her voice shall sound like a circus gong at a fair, telling that the scenes in the ring are about to commence. A Western editor ha» dubbed John C Breckinridge, Jack the Giant Killer. |
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