Pittston Gazette and Susquehanna Anthracite Journal

              THE 'I D=r  MTTSTON ANT -• ■ T TW life* HRACITE JOURNAL. AND SUSQUEHANNA ,\B Dt t I Jnc.H- : ' 'jqn sysr It waa id the ijiring Ol f?0d Alexandria. He died oo December following, "thi Fairfax county wis then house, and immediately 'a tavern. The entrance light fligh.l of crazy eteps l}0 election was pro. housand of person* in ' and immediate neighthe father ot hie immediately ap. within a yard or Dr ten good look. Mretition* without rfimtiltaneotflalv VlllllillHIIVWIWII V positions to up pa should they fail ot them. 1 wis D and inthatpdsie, with him tola dense crowd /ote—returned crowd—heard persons a t$ttklq Jdrmfifinftt—(JPtonhiito £mt,lihrntnn, fffitt,ttieKImcntilr, Mining, JiSuijMirni,ndiIgrtralnralSutrrsta of tlie Countrq,Sutnufiin, anmnmmt. WHOLE J V( ,UME 20. P1TTSTON, PA., FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 1856. (ICIDEIT or THE POST OFFICE quettish collar, is the most bewilchnig sight in the woild ; but a expanse ol bony .shoulders, painted like a patent ham, with it* contiguous unprotected territory, haa about as many attractions as a newly painted Windsor chair. Thomaa Jofttriou . JitWffD Styttti 'gtosmcsa Carols. THE MONO OF TVS SHIRT. While tills distinguished statesman and patriot was Vice President of the (jailed States, it was cus'omary for the individual holding the said high office to attend to- business Oiprfl in person than the refinements of more modern limes will allow. It happened on one occasioo, that some important matter required his pres. enco in Philadelphia, and some other places dis'am from the capital. In these days a journey to Philadelphia was not to be performed iu i few hours—it was two or thre« days travel, and not ol the most pleasant sort either. On ilia return he stopped in Baltimore. It was about four or live in the afternoon when the Vice President rode up, siulelesf and unattended, to the tavern. A Scotchman by the name of lioyden kept the hotel, of late no much unproved atid now so  susiatneu by our, worthy townmpn Beltzhoovtr. The buck* of the town were assembled in the large hall, smoking, strutting, cracking jokes, and otherwise indulging in the el ceteras of ihe day. Boyden was *t the fear, examining the books, and making calculations respecting his future prospects. Jefferson had delivered his horsy, into the hands of the ostler, and walked into the tavern, in order to make kiiauC;eiiienis in regard to his fare. Some one touched Boyden upon the elbow, and directed his attention to the stranger, who s'.ood w ith his whip in his hand, striking it occasionally upon his muddy legging. Boyden lurned round and surveyed him from head lo foot, and conoluditig him to be an old farmer from the country, whose company would add no credit to his louse, he said-pbmpiJv, " VVe hiiye no room for The lollow is related by i estown Couri ■T THOMAS HOOB. [From HolbrotiU " Ttn Ttari Among tkt Mail Bag*," latelf publitJkod by H, Cowpcrlhutai, if Co.] AND Susquehanna Anilraeitc Jeunal. PUBLISHED WEBK1.Y *1 ~ JOB PRINTING AND RULING. \4tE fcave recently procured and have now in operation W UiMt C4Bcr, * Hiding Machine, for the purjioae of fed kind* ofRuled Work, auoh a* Check Kfc.ll*. Pay itnd tittle Roll#, Mining Abstract*, and indeed everything belonging to lAint Cclaaa of work, noarly all of which hu bitb«vU» been mM So fee city. We can rale pap«*r in all luwttNtf"!' waDs1(with ImUAi ttie blue and red lines, it ud do the prluUng as rtajuleod. We hope to hnv* It home in mlad by Uiuae nwaJtafr anch joba. Wn believe we have produced UuD flr»t aDud only work of this daacrip- Hon ever executed in Hart hern Pennsylvania. The machines for Ihia kind of work we expeimive; and w« (mat Ihoae having tt to do will glre ua n trial Anything in the sin*' of niiiak work or pHntiutf wetiare fully •eivon -o execute, we. trust, to the auUKftictiun** idl. \\ » have had u at«VdD practical fcX|.6MenCJ» in-tur business for nearly twelva .years—aiul it C»ur work do« $ WDt give nuiiiluciion we will be una*-ratio ior It. Wo ure determined to Spare neither cifttfiu or expw»*e to mSKft trtir printing lacililiea ndeuuate to the deiunnds of the rapidly growing business of thie valley. With Angara weary and worn, With eyelid* heavy and red, ▲ woman Mt in unwomanly rags. "1 wag pi dent, "when hi* la«t vote. in the town ot the 11th of court house of over the inarki fronting Gadabj into it was by a on iiie outside. gressing— several the court house ya boring street* ; a. I Gatfsby's steps; w ! country drove up, at*. proached the «ep», when two of them, I saw eight itig men) from different the least conort, sprin; a Cd place themselves ii hold, and support the stC in the general's ascen' immediately It his bacl tion entered the court Ik lowed in *i* Wake ih/oug. to the polls—heard him with him to the outward  cheered by more than two thousand (. as he entered his carriage—-and sttfr fch departure. . S There were five or six candidates on the bench sitting ; and as the General approached them, they rose in ft body and bowed smilingly ; and the salutation having been returned very gracefully, the General immediately mm his eye toward the registry polls, when Col. Geodele (I think it was) said "Well, General, how do you vote i'f The General looked at the candidates and said—"Gentlemen, I vote for measure, not men and turning to the recording table, audibly pronounced his vote—saw it entered—turned and made » graceful bow and retired. During the whole of the author's official career, he has never been brought into physical conflict with aty one, nor exposed to any great danger m tbe discbarge of hid duties. These duties have seldom called him to undergo " moving accidents by flood and field," excelling so tar as sever• weather, dangerous roads, fractious horses, or some other ol the inconveniences and perils incident to the di/W*nt mvles ol travelling, mi ;ht be clasn-d under that head. iOoorgo M. lUohart. Jtukiut' ««» Brick BuUdinf, «*»■ Hour Sun Ik ./ ClarV« Stm—*r Suirt. Plying bar needln and thread— Stitch I stitch I stitch t ♦'The Happiest ttajr of my Lilt." In poverty, hunger and dirt, And atlil with • voice of dolorous pitch, She «ang the " Song of the Shirt." The ancients certainly made a great mistake in not choosing Njoba lor the Godess of Marriage, Hymen is far too jolly: he is all smiles—more at the hyena than the crocodile; whilst Niobe is just a* »he ought to be—all tears. There never y»t »'« a marriage that was not a perfect St. Switl)in affair.— No one—unless he hak the soul ol gutla percha, thoroughly water-proof—should think of going to a wedding with less than two pocket handkerchiefs; and, even then, a sponge is belter adajMed to the " joyful onsawoii." Men take-wives at they do pills, t»ith plenty ol water, excepting, indeed, when the " Ltt,le things" are well guilt. If a kind of matrimonial barometer were kept in ea*fb family, and its daily inductions as to the state of the weather at the fireside accurately registered, we have no doubt that ou the average being taken, the follow ing results would be m lived at: Before marriage, .... l'air. Duriug marriage, . • . . Wet. Alter marriage Storiuy^r Meteorologically speaking, it would b« highly interesting could we arrive at the knowledge ol the exact amount ol "prevailing during courtship.— Nobody can feel more truly wretched than on dbe happiest day of hia life. A weeding is e.ven rpare melancholy .thso a funeral. The bride wee]is lor everything and nothing. At &l8t she is heartbroken because she is about lo leave her Ma and Pa; then because she hopes and trusts George will always love her ; and when no other excus« is lelt, she bursts into tears because she is atraid he will not bring the ring with him. Mamma, too, is determined lo cry for the least thing. Her dear, dear girl is going away,and she is certain something dreadfvi I is about to happen. Tub '0*1 it r«-p » Nu ;tti It /oi'ft»4L"i» pitblNbedft very Friday, ,..vl)t)iulia p«r (tiunm. Two Dollar* a'id Fifty /»ta willb* charged If not paid withintha ytur. paper willijo discontinued imtil alittrrmiiMgtH nr« paid "ROBERT B A U R, 23 o o k. • 33 lnder, Afirth East Ctrmr •/ Puthi Cy««rt *ud Main *trre M'tihrseBarr*. rCTURK Frames,common, Gilt,utid .Vnhognnj*,orntt mealed and plain, made to order, or Muy size. ink Aliuiinf ma||« MXeCUUMi. A largowlMiiuii of common »nJ Hue pictured, .»lhn Blank n.x)k»,rlutiouory,No»el»,lie..iilwuv»oii li»ni), jDu 17. i&u. wJar "I' « Work ! work ! work! While the cock in crowing aloof— And work—work—work ! Till the stars shine through tho roof! it's 0)1! to be a fil»ve, Along witli the barbarous Turk, Wfeejro woman has never* soul to save, If tfais Juc Christian w«rk I An incident, however, mice occuired while I was engaged in investigating a cas? ot depredation, which may be worthy of tccord here, m it i« not devoid of a certain picturesquenrss, even aside from the extremely interesting circumstance/to me) that my head, for a ahoit time, seemed to be in imminent danger. BUNKS! BLANKS! Tho following ii»i of Blanks inajr alwj*)» befoiiwl at our ofltcu ; uixi will be sold upon tun mo-t nusunnbiu termtf: Books! f'AA CrCllv*«a miscellaneous anil standard OUU work* : «!•«, 1500 J»airs boots and shoe* lot »a)e at coat by &. A. DORR. Pltuton, March 1C, 1855. NAME* OP BLANKS. Warrant*, Huininoi»s Proiuimry Notes, Judgment NoU», Check Rolls, Time Itolift, Blank Deed*, " Work, work, work i Till the brain begins to «wte— Work, work, work, Sheriff Pules, CutMtotri* Bui'"*. Contracts, " liflMMI, M Hoi ids, Marriage CerUttcatea, Kx»C(ltTol»8, Attachment*, KDUbjHI»UII«f Till the eyes are heavy and dim; Seam and gusset and band— Band and gusset and team— Till over the button* I fall asleep, And tow them on in my dream! The case referred to ,was that of the loss of a letter,containing at* hundred dollars, posted by+he cashier af a Northern bank. The person, post-afcce clerk,) whom I suspected as being the robber, was detected in taking a decoy Jelter, which waC in his office ai .Ike time oi die loss of the one fit at mentioned. On the strength of this, I holdlv charged him with the first loss, and insisted that he should restore the money. After tbe usual assertion of innocencc, and some demur,he intimated to me that the spoils were hidden somewhere in the post office. EXCHANGE AND BANKtNS flFFICf. subscribers have opened un .of tie X pout, discount anil exchange, in o Wyoming avenue, opposite trie Wyoming Jttoms two Jours northeast of Mr. Chase's store. MAtfON, MEtfLEJdT & Co. Beraaton, If ay IN, ilfc&ft.  M «n ««*»■», i c., Jte. C.li. RICH ART, tinsctte office, 'onklna* Block, I Pittston, Nov. 16, I855«ir. | «' Ob, men with aiatera dear— Oh, men with mothers and wives ! Jt is not linen you're wearing out, But tinman creatures' livot I Stitch, atitcfc, stitch, Xn poverty, hunger and dirt, £ewing atopocu w.W» a double Uu"Cud, A sSvoud, »s jvutl w a shirt. TEbEORAPH OFFICE, in Pittston Gazette Printing Office, Architecture., THOSE wanting anything designated above will please give the subscribers call, who is prepared to make drawings for buildings, write specifications, Cf-c. May be found byHujuiring at ,tho Ragle Hotel. GBO. W. LUNQ. Pittston. January 'Jnd. {854. 8UTLER HOy8£. PITTSTON, LUZERNE COUNTY, Pa JonBrn H*lkma*,, Proprietor. H YDE P A liK HO TEL, *' Bnt why do I talk of death f That phantom of grisly bone ; i hardly fear this terrible shape, It seems ao like my owe— It seams so like my own, Because of the fast I keep— Ob God! that bread should bo so dot*-, And $e& and blood so choap! tDR. H. WENTZEL, Bfts Parte, Fa. E. B. B U R IS H A Mj P r o p r .1 e x o*. Or orm»» ZDlxy«tol»n WOULD respectfully announce to the people of Pittston and vicinity that after an absence of some months he has returned and permanently located id tbe place. He will he happy Ct» wait upon any requiring bis professional sersioi». Thankful for past favors,h« wilt eut!e*v ir rKc merit a continuance of the same. Office, at Frederick Hell's. 4 Keb, 17,1854 tf This interview was held in the directors' room of the bank which had suffered the loss, and I immediately proposed that we should go over to the office and get the money. Accordingly we proceeded thither. It was then after midnight. As «oot» as we entered, mycorcpaQion locked the door behinc us,and preceded me,with a lantern in hi: hand. A remark which J[ made respect in; the lonely appearance of a post-office a th«ttimeo( night,d'e-v Irom him nothin; but a sullen assent, which put an end ti any iUu?tb3r,£on.vt;r&8ljooaJ effort* on m part. you, fc|r." JelfciWi Uj-J aot tiear lUe remark, and usked it lie con,Id bn accomodated with a loom. Liis vuioe, which whs coitmundiilg and attractive, occasioned another survey ot his person by ihe honest proprietor ol ilie house, whose only care was for its ivpuution. lie could 1101 find, however, iii his plain dress, pretty well covered with niudi an\thing indicating either wealth, hi- disiiuotion, and in his usual rough style, he said : B H YA NT HO USE, Nov. 9. 18.15. Qreat Bend, Pa. ADDISON BRYANT, Proprietor September Ut, 18."i4.—ly. SCR A NTO N U 0 U SE, ficraai-OB, ft D. K . KRESSLER, Proprietor M Work, work, work I My labor never dags i And what are its wages J A bed of straw, A crust of bread—and rags; A shattered roof, and this naked ioor; A table—a broken ehair; And a wall so blank my shadow I thank For sometimes falling tkero C Emm the ¥. yTd«Uj Tint**. XaOM ol Life by Wan. W YO MINQ HO USE Bcrantou, Pa. We havi in /eierenci mea, thai a bloodiest evi the greatest, get, or CMta the terrible and even 0(00 within the Lot us noiici At the W .... .... killed an(J wounded, 18,000 men the French, 15,000, At HohcnliiuleA ihe Adittian loss Wad 14,000 ; the French, 9,600. At Austerlitz, the men, lost 30,000 ft. prisoners; tbfef reo* At Jeud ahd J lost 30,000 men, ! nearly as irlahjr pr 60,000 !n all; and kilted and wounded. At the terrilfle battle of Ey1*u, the Rtf*. siann lost 25,000 in kiljed and wounded j and 1 he Fr«mch, SO.tfOO. At Friedland Ihe Russian lb*s Was 17(- 000, in kilted and wounded—ilta French lois 8,000. At Wagratn the Austrian* and Frebcli lost each 25,000 mfeh, or 50,000 In *11, la killed and wounded. At Smolepiki the French 1o*j Was 17;. 000 men—that of the Russian*, 10,00(1. At Borodino, which is said to faave been " the most inurderou* , and obstinately (ought battle on record;" (He French lost in killed, wounded an d prisoners; 60,000 men—the Russians about the same hunn» ber, making in all 100,000 itita lit one baitle ! At Lutten the Frehch loss was' 18,'000 men—the Allies, 15,000. At Bautxen the FrenOh lost 25,000 m»i» —the Allies; 15,000; een it aomeiime* remarked, :o the loss of lile ia the Crilain btitles tfere among the (ought, the sacrifice of ]((e kc. But sucK write™ foraly know very jittle aijout Settles foujjhi Ip former tiiiiea, mparaiivclv recent d'dte, and memory of pemufa living, •ome of these. •tie N. R.— X curiiinif.' will l«slrD roadltoiu 1" convey guuntf lo thU liouiw,mi ths arrival -of tile p;i**engertr«ln ol tht Railroad lDepol.- flSept. 33, IWKI-ly Ths rndendgnsd would respectfully unnniincn in ths jml.lie Ihsl Ha has rseanUjr purchased tlin above HuU-l and 'wlllcHitinastuglva lo lu managainunt hi* mum cartful aiiontiuit—sa l» mil knows to Hie nubile, ihu ext»n*iva .llnimtioai of the estatjllsluaaul, afford lbs uiimi nmplu a-MiDi«inodni.Dn to aim Ml say numbur of gs«rte—tfcoro f,ieillLitt« Win be oemblasd wlik HwoCirts ol Uis propria l.ir Hill |linjur,vjwilat«rfHl|larl|"u OMMt one "f Uie »wjr •ail. la Mie Bum, In point uf.MHbe mwUIwiw or .cow- Horsss attended ta b; awsfal UttlMi. i.C. "L Ulitil?, PrfsitUr. Bcrsntoa, MiflH, IMS.—tf. '• room t*' WHITE SWAN HOTEL. At church the water iD laid on at eyetwice ; indeed) th» whole parly look a wretched,no one would imagine there »a»a "happy pair" among them.— When Papa gives away hia darling j.'.ild, hedoea it with aa many sob* a* hough he were handing her over to the fiercest polygamist since Henry Vll.initead ol bestowing her on one who loves Ilia »* lamb," regardless ol the '■ mint " Dauce thai accompanies her. J he bridegroom snivels either because crj iug is catching, or because be thinks that for decency's sake be to appear deejD- ly moved ; and the hilU-fWeu budt'smaids are sure to br-ull weeping,because everybody else weeps. VVhen the pai ty return home, however, the, thoughts at the breakfast .cheer them up a UtUe; and the bridesmaids,in particular, feel quite resigned to their late. As tl they had grown hungry by crying, or the teais had w idtti their appetite, they dtowu their cares a while inlhe white soup, tuieen. * * * 1'heii the lather goes up, and, alter a shoit and pathetic eulogium upon th? virtue* of that " *w eet gill " whom he " loves aa his own flesh aud blood," thum|» the table, aud tails the company that •' any one who would uot treat her properly would be a scoundrel."Jttf'f rsoo replied. "Yes, sir, I should like to have a room io.inysell. il I can gel it." By Baldwin A Brady. 106 RACK STREI.T, PHILADELPHIA, PF.NNA. Isaac H. Bai.bwis.] r9A*t!SL A. BWaut, Jill; tin, less. If. * Work, work, work! From weary chime to chime.; Work, work, work I As prisoners work, for crime I Band and gusset and (earn— Seam and gusset and band- Till the heart is sick and the brain tienumU'd An well as the weary hand ! The root|» (or rather recew) in ■nliich he lodged, was ever that part of the office devoted to the public, a sp»ce in front of the boxei, and aocejs bad to it by mean* of a ladder inside the office. "A room, all to yoursell 7 no, no—we Imve rio room—there's not a spara loom at ite house—all lull- all occupied, can't WYOMING HOTEL, dUCOinnHMiatu \ou." SY G. W. MERCERAU, The clerk rapidly ascended this ladder and I followed closely behind, without a word being spoken by either of us. The apartment, besides the ordinary furniture of a lodging room,contained a tew shelves of books, indicating some pursuit more creditable to their owner than those which had rendered my interference with them necessary. I had before been told that he was somewhat dilligeet in the cultivation ot his intellect.The Vice President turned upon his heel, called tor his lior»e, which by this nine was snug in the stable, mounted and rude oli*. in a few minute? one of tin' most wealthy and djstC"gui*hcd men oi the l'«wn came in, and asked tor the gentleimni who rode up to the dool a WW niin- rORT GRIFFITH W USE, V®. 333, Greenwich street, wear Duaue NJiVV YUJtK. Port Griffith, La»rD* Oo , P» iff [ C H A E L PHILBIN, Proprietor. subscriber having completed hit new lav A. ero luiMe, at Port Griffith, ia prepared to seen mmtJiiUrUafeHfn and the public generally, in .the beat manner ami on reasspable terms. The rD.» n» are convenient, and t4»e proprietor will ■pare no efforts to make hi* gueaU comfortable. Ilia Bar ia supplied with eicdlont liquors, and :»is table with au abundance of the beat,the inars*eU afford. Good Stabling attached. MICIIAKL IIIL3IN, Poll Griffith, June 9. 1864-ti' JuW Ci0. H}53 M . G . WHITKET.M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUJtGEO.N- Office at hi» residence in Kingston, Pa. [mar,16'5&-ly " Work, work, work t iln the dull December light j A I'd wqrjc, worn, work! Allies, BUt of 80,000 (tilled and Wound»d or feH Idss ddiy $12,000. fterstadt the rruasiaai Mled and wounded, and sOneri, making nearly 'he French 11,000 In uiwc btJ'.i.re, When the weather is warm and bright While apfiqnie»th the eaves "Uunilruirii!" said Bjydcit G BO. W. .OW8WOL1), RESIDENT 'CD £ N J ,1 8 J.. "'i'liere has been no gentlemen here on UotDuba*.k this atjKiuuoii, and no stranger »l ttll, liut one .common looking country iriluw. who.-eaine in and u-kcil if he coula auVH a whole ruom ; but 1 asked him oui D1| that niighiv quicjt, I. tell you. 1 ipl'i aim 1 lijid.oo loom lor such chujis as liini." " lSu ■r(W'u fujriiiCh chaps as hini?" " by 11iCj('pipe r», no room Tor anybody Ilia' ilou'lllooK lesp^clable." OApnosnAiJi. *4 The brooding swallows cling, Ai iT to show their s'inny backs, Otio floor from Sweet Sc PADiDor, Mata-JJtreet Jjjr Cu#Ji imUl forpld unlil. And twit me with the Spring. " Oh, but to breathe the breath DR S. A. HANN, Office over Dr. Dorr's Drug Store, Maip Street Setting down bis lantern upon the table, he reached up and took down a rifle which was suspended to the wall, directly over his b»-d, a tit emblem for one engaged in rifling the mails. Although the moodin?ss which he had displayed during our intercourse that evening, dot .surprised rae, yet 1 was by no means prepared to ejipect that he would resort to such ejctreme measures as his movements seemed to indicate. Of tlie cowslip and primrose sweet— With,the j?ky above my head, C, Jl GORMAN & Co., P1TTSTON, Pa. December 17, IHD2. ■WTTSTON, PA., Agents for Tapscott's General Emigration and foreign Kichange. iPicsops residing in the country, and wiahiogrto engage pasimge or send .money to their frienCWDin any part of Europe may •do so with safety toy applying a tf.e Pint-Office Tapscott & CoV». receipt -«rillDc ftirpuhd by re stufn mail. |Pitisto«i, Aug. WD, 1853. And beneath pay feeti For oflly one (bqrt.bonr O. H. GORMAN, M. D. Respectfully tenders liis Professional sessicss to the citizens of PiUston and vicinity. Office in the Pool OJice, 1'ilUton. Aug.'i, 1850. Ij- To feci as-J us»d;to feel, Before I knew ,(ho woes of want, AiD|l,tfrc,)VAlk tjiat costs a meal! •• VVIiy, what are \ i,u lulKing about, .nan? lie's the Vlufc President of the Uui lt'd Slates. "Qh, but fpx one short hour! A respite however brief— N o blessed vloiaure for love or hope, But only time for grief I A little weeping would ease jpy heart-r- Batia their briny bed Hy tears must stop, for every drop Hinden needle and thread I" Witt) Rogers and wprn, „, With eyelids fceavjr and;red, A woman sat, in unwomanly rags, Plvlng hq* needle and thread: Stitch—stitch—stitch! •' Vice l'lesiileutof the United Slates?" excluui.ed Bovd«t., almost breathless with A, PRICE & CO., COAL MERCHANTS. Qjfice—Wett side Main street, Pittslou Luterne county, Pa. Aniru»i90,IH5«. »'• Valuable Towa Pcopexty For Nile. I was uncertain what to do. "The better part ol valor" being "discretion," it was by no means clear whether thu same discretion required me torush upon him, or to rp.»ke a precipitate retreat down the ladder, prto jump and disappear in the skir|Cnesji tDelQiW.. (There evidently no time.to lose, for.the,deadly weapon wu already pointed jp my direction, and its desperate owner was fumbling abovrt the stock, as if, in the dim light, he could not easily fiad the lock.. " Why, yes, sir. Thomas Jt flursoti, the Vice President ol ihe United Stales and the greatest man alive " THE pr iperty now in the posse sion o Oeo- Lazirus, is offered for safe. !i -isa very desirable residence, and ihetterms nil1 be made ea Upoo this, every one present turn* round to look and frown at the wretched bridegroom, and then they alt iall to weeping again. But so strongly has the leeling set in against the new aouin-law, that it is only by a speech ot the deepest pathos that he can persuade the company that be has not tbej?ast ihougni oi murdering or iodeedeven assaulting his wile. At last, the another, bride a bi ifiestpaids i«tire to say "Good bye," and have a good cry all together «p stairs. Then.'the blading and the weejD- ing begin again with renwfd vigor. The bridesmaids cry till their noses are quite red, and their hair is as straight as it they had been bathing. And when the time comes for the » happy pair " to leave, in order lit'catch the tiain lor the mother, tether.sisters, brothers, bride, bridegroom, bi idesmaids, and every soul in the house, all cry, even down to the old cook,who "knowed her ever since she a baby in long clothes,"—as it the young couple were about to be "transported for life," in the literal rather than the figurative sense of the term.-^Buchtlon J. jRJlWKLEY & LEYSHON, CQAl- MERCHANTS—office Comer of Mai* titid Railroad Streets, ApfllMt-16,4860. —tf. " Murder, what have 1 done? Here, .'oin, Jim, Jarry Jake—where are yog all? lera, fiy, you v.iJ lisps—fly M*" ilmi hat geutleinau »De'.ve iorly room* at his oi vico;! By tlwge,! Vis# r resident —TJicwnas Jefferson ! Tell him lo coutC sscU-as4 he- sikaif wy -wife1* puflo —mv own room. Jupiter! what huva done ? Here, Harriel, Mary, Jule, clea oul the shall have the bes room, and all' iDt the rooms iI he want them. Off, you huskies, put clean sheet on the bfcd.; Bill, lake up this mirror Geurj;e, httriy up vvi;|i thu booi-j-ick. B George, what a uiistuli"'!" AI»o, a lot in Wert Piluton. Apply liD J. H. JENKINS. PitUton, Fa July 20, 1855. MICHAEL B. BROWN, MERCHANT TAILOR, Brtwron tho »tore» of Wstsh s.-.j Sm»n, Pin« utreet, Pituton. P*. Nov. 16, 1855. Miss M. i. WjfiTHERttY, TEACHER OF MCAL & ,INSTRUMENTAL PI rrftos, 1.1)»i(B»IIJCO.,IP». %WTerm commencing Monday, July 30, _jgf In poverty, lounger and dirt, And with « voice of dolorous piteh— IVould that its tppe wpuld reach tbe.rjcji.l * nang this "Soiig C|1 MmD Slijrt-" At Dretden, where the battle tatted two days, the Allies lost in killed, wounded and prisoners, 25,000 men ; and the French, between 10,000 and 12,000. At Leifsic, which lasted -three days, Napolkon lost two Marshals, twenty Gen erals and about 60,000 men in killed, wounded and prisoners—the Allies, 1,. 790 officers, and about 40,000 men—upwards of 100,000 men in all! S. 0. Kopu, Springing towards him, I seized the rifle by the barrel, remarking, that I wished he would not turn the muzzle U|ion me, and then I saw what he was attempting to do. He had crammed the .stolen notes into the " patch-box " of the rifle, and was endeavoring to get Iheip out, which he could not readily effect, as they yi'ere tightly wedged in. I cheerfully volunteered to assist him, and by our united efforts, the debt was discharged .instead of the rifle-! 'In other wordi,4 recovered the identical bank notes, deposited 4a,the office by the cashier several weeks previously, all in one hundred dollar bills- HANCOCK'S CELEBRATED Skylight Dagnerrean (iallery! PERMANENTLY locMed at Scc*ftU»«i, Whtfv lie may b® fouud at nil tiiim*, wiih tin exl«m«ivt* *»4orUnC'nt of Funey and Plaju Cum**, Ro»«.wooC1 and Mah'itfa&J Jfr irocs, all bjzcw, uixt HrCtnsipin» tilled to ffti •1za of a tbrae-coiit pi.-ou. flxyq largo roQU.A  fltted up fur of visitor* and eiiHlonu'r* —1« «p*clJUllyJMivlto one und all UD pay tut: utiait.auii wii A*ITOIiNE Y A T LA W, PITTJSTON, PA Office with James HC hn, E*Cj , in I iter Piltaton HA YDEN, BROTHERS, in bMyADU*,C»»iMlD*»8wmuutf«ir» W ThruiuU, KuiOruidbrws, i'ltucy V» jitchus, Jc-Wflrv, A M*N FOR; ALU OCCASIONS. Wilson, of the steamer .iltinui*, oa (tie upper lake*, is emphatically a man lor all occasions, and is equally at home in a ball room or at a horse race. During a recent excursion ol tn« boat to Lake Superior, he happened .to arrive on Sunday at a place where a large number of Indians had aisembled to receive their annuity Irom the government. A» toon as the breakfast table was cleared, the captain made arrangements -lor religion* service* in the cabin, at the request of a preacher oa board. Chair* and *ola« placed aero** the hall, and the piano, wath aJDible, represented a pill pit. The Urge bell oi the boat was tolled, and in M fhort time a respectable congregation occupied the Mats. Jbe captain then proceeded to the forward, fleck, where a .number of gentlemen wet® .enjoying .their cigar* and meerachauw, nod thw addretaed them s For fifteen minutes .B.iydcn raved ILJse a nadman, and1 went fifty times to the door, j t.oe if,l)i# wished /or guest was return-- njj The yice President rode up to Mar,et street, waC recognized by intiiy of his ne'iJBwai.ceii, C• ml tDy them lireuted to the Globe tavern, whioh stood iome*here near tlie corner ot Market and Jharles street. Here U-ivden's servant* ;imn up and told hiiYi their master had provided rooms lor him. "Tell bim.l have engaged .rooms," said Jefferson. Warrant 'entire •oiitfwttun.  «,*1 M, «l .78, 8J95 r.o. CD ♦4 00, if W. lxuov HANcrx I ScraoUw, Jnu. 1, 1858. m :lmD REBDCH0M3N J#E f RICI flF IUML «ub*criber» «tU D*•!! Dfclenil X Bosnia for «t,M per Tboitwid ji «»t-B4v«r. :»n • tataa atoakuf ftx Molag, hu tod l ihi—iiD.11iif iiHil iWfciiilii H*mA n»o* iare alio a latg» aMouM af Dry riiie .fctartlv near .rtdanin W«t ptttatM, wfcteti (key will a*Hlf«w Ib U luiWora. They keepCf* Ma* a*»o4l. Mavriineiit ••( !»CD«■#,jrlndiw Huk*M 9«*l«; a" "f wUicu fill deliver aa low u eaufcv tad & «M« market. SAMUEL-FRIGE * SILVER AND PLATED WARE, tl old Prut, Klnhluf Tiiukkt, kc., 6lc. Merchant* and .I'-j'idior# supplied ou llburui teruin, Wro. Hay dun, J John llayden. ( New Mi I lord, Ph., Nov. 9,1855. A l Ligny, the Pruaaiana lost 15,006 men, in killed, wbunded and prisoner*: the l/reoch 0,800. The battle of Ttehbi* luted three days ; andithe French and Allies Inst each aboU ER! Dck S Trncy HnyUnn, C H i) CVn. emlock ffbOy A. R. LYNCH & Co., Dealer" if) I Perfumery and Fancy Good*, Berk A Co. » WaihiB|( Powileri. Goodn, Whuleiale Afitl Retail. No. 20ft Xrehjrt, I door Ixlyw,Cth, Phil*.N.aide. April 37, W35. 12,000 men, ot 24,000 in ali. Here we have battlea, among which are some, compared MD whitoh those in UlM Crimea ivere bui smalUogagemebia, great aa ibey appear to.«a. Besides ihese were seveial others of miuor importance to the forenoing, as to til* Ida* ot men. but large in the aggregate. Titers wen those of tlie Bridge of Lodi, a most desperately contested fight-—lbe famous iattit bf dig Mle, a sea fight, iu which KtSon km et»5 men m killed and wounded • and the Prenoli 3.3S0 asea infilled sitd wounded, 3,005 prisoners, and 13 out of J7 ships wagawd in the acii.jn—that of. the af engaged, apd ihe TurCk* 0,000 ; and every man Qf .tjje Turka waa lost, in  wounded and \m,oner^-Novi-Engert~f Marengo, a m-M desperate ana bloody en- lout. The evidence furnished by the "pjtchbox," wu of course amply sufficient to convict the depredator, had other proof been wwtins, and be wh recently «en* tenced to ten years' imprisonment in the State pf ison.  r. IS, t toAGUEUR ypEs. What ii a Mormon! —A Morman is a living paradox; he says grace before .cotillipn, swears in his sermoes, selects texi indifferently from the Bible, the book* of Mormons, an almanac, or the President'* message, and is perpetually quarrelling for thespke o( peace, His religion ii » joke, and he makes tiid best etory-teller a chief of tho quorum. He assumes dignities, but has not .the slightest respesct Nor thern; and 4he eflect of hi# piety it apparently to put him on a level with the greatest reprobates ol the time. In short, he is a JUjtifr pay Saint, or, in oth«r words, the last one you would think of calling a saint. 1*00r Koyderi'to tnoriihcHlion can belter b* imagined than described ; the chaps »ho weie loneriifg about the bar and Hie large hall, amVlrad laughed heartily at the disappointment of the muddy farmer, liad recovered fi»m th«lr' • aefun i*h meni were preparing to laugh at their downcast landlord. Alter some lime he prevailed upon some fl ic-lid lo tvui't on Mr. Jefi'ersaii «it It his ipoIoffY, and requested that he should return and take Icrdglrtga at hia house, promising the best room and ell the attention thal.aould be given him. • Mr. JefFaaon returned ih« tallawinj: answer : "Tell ftlr. Boydau," said he, "1 appreciate h;a kind attentions, but if he had no room for the woddy farmer, he shall have uona for the Vice Prcaidtjul." —Baltimore A-tkenaum.  » ■ fc.Mnxnjn would remind thow Intend ""..T"''™.. ih»t lb la «jh»oI' i™.tt P*v';""r'*C*gyw» fwUiklng good' Pttttlon, Uotobw «, 18». r Par Sale. rrMM inWribeMAin for Mile the.« . X ' •djttiqinjtbi *" qppo*ite MtenasJ w«4|. lUnlttt great bargain - • ■ —u .:«t Fashionable JJurber mid Hair Z»re««r, Qui Boor North ,oJ Bvlkr Haute, |DlTrsTriN,«M. . Vtf- Cuntnmers altnnded in With the utmoM oare and doiUMlcii. Public iwlronuge rtq|HNUfcll} aulWlvd. J uljr 80, J8». " .C"• yoftlM. rflUnti Plain Talk ron HuAptt*,—'Thewstern editors are very Ireejn of individuals, and their rhetoric, like the knives of some of them, is sharp and to the point. One ol them, speaking'ol low necked dresses and #hort sleeve?, says— ■Mertto »• A JLJVIRY AiN0 OCHANBt. NKAK TUB t"OSt OFFICK, SCBANTON, PA. Heady at Ml times UD xutowmodo.lt iOiik He toU i\f A . K EN H Eft'S Star* ami - Branch HouJ splanded bamneu  Alto the Lot upon the Canal avoiding, Muc' 0lutel. « Genttanen,! come to let you know that meeting ii non- going oo in the titer cabin, where tfciwe of you in need of prayer, or who want to bear a good a«st* mor.) had better retire, i Would alto itatt that in accordance *vith .the deairei The prevailing fashion among the ladies, which transforms an angel into a model-artiste,,is universally detected by every gentleman whose opinion a Udy should desire. It blunts the .finer feelings af both sexes, aud should not be tolerated in .{{fined society. A .pound, plump, while arm is beautiful, and may be admired with propriety ; but an firm shaped like * three cornered CSle, with red elbows, is not beautiful, and iocom|Detition with a Spanish garote, wvuld stand no chanee of being elected to one's neck. A white, round throat, with an »bbMicr base half concealed by a co- ■horses and ttkicifS. JlcrAntan,, t\i, Wi J864U*. Char I. A. CHAPMAN. Pitftoa, Dec. 7. 186&—tf. ENSINEfRING ANO SURVEYING. gtaTid BchooUy. rarOULD reapectfolly munoaue* to the public that h» IV still contluvaa UK •rac.tlc« of the above profaaaion, in all It* br*iichea,And #old« himself in n-udfneaa at all times to all—* t* *ay btwthMaiti tb« Jl«o «t Btuntying ,Bng inttriiu;, Estimating & Drafting- Belag provided with a fall aadeowpWte aetoTlnatru menM,ud buying bad ainple enpertatice, be Batten bi«j-meoTS1" of m aoy wd every depanC iffloe in rear ofBntl.r'aStora.up Stalta. ptuatou. wuy. KM*** ■  RYR, CHOP + COJW* MKAL, fo V ft* « tb* BAZAR. hydraulic C:eM£nt ON hand and (or ■ale at HALL'S Drug Store, Opposite the BasitD. (June 82, 1855. d wvrttl |*a*enger», 1 intend »o get up id Indian loot t»ce on *hore for a barntl jf,flour; and you can make your otttn aeleetion of theiwo amuaementa J" The meeting W«nt on, and the foot race e*«ne«jr; ami peibapa it was fortunate that all tfc* Juaiea attended the former « amusement," m one of the Indiana who atarted witb nothing on but a calico shirt came In mint* that. H« woo I be flour, however—good for him. one. w. buainbrd *eo. 103 Murray, mm W«*t BUsot, Maw York Geo. W. Bkaikebk, belden [Aug. 9, 1850.--Jy*. ny" A Iriend, just returned irum abroad, says he once found two Austrian Customs officers endeavoring to make out bis name from hi' travelling trunk. One called while the other wrote. They had got it, " Mr. Varant, Solener." The trunk was markedi *» Waranted sole-le»ther." G. w. MtrBftiT, proprietor Crf » billiard -aloon in M«wpbis, Tena., was fatally slabbed by a raaa named Hudson, while engaged in playing cards in his saloon, 'j.io. 31. Hudson i* a Texian, and a [ short lime ago killed a Dr. Grant in Houston, and mad* Ins escape. JAMES L. SE1.FRIDGE, IVhuUllUt JJealtr it TOBACCO, SNUFF AND CHAM (No. 96 North. Third St., 3 doonabove Arch el., riilLADELPHLA.,