Pittston Gazette

              Tlifl Oxttrrt .Tonime Omci embraces a larg* r* I otv oC Jobbing Material, with t!l» Cylinder } Taj lorSteanvP- ~ ~S } v M '/ TERMS Qg PII3I4QATI0S. The Pittjto* Rium i* published eyery Tnu«!t»Ar I-OMOJ iTH by G. M Hicham in the "Guttle Building,''' of Main Street, at $3.0o per annum. morning wost side fintTtiro postage cl»r*ed within th*. County Terms of I workoferery kind,mi4«CD»iwiiDiiI not to be surpassed even in our larjje cities, nod lit low rate*, vagi .81 jao3t}v.*l One Square, (8 lines) or loss, or.e or three weeks, $2; months, $3; six months, oA* year, $12. One-eighth Column,one month, $4; Ihroe mos., $8; six months, $10: one year, $15. advertising a? foHowe? " thre D■[) *JJ Partiprrtur'snmHOTi pftff w tna m ■*»- ifests, Pamphlets, Circfctuff, -Mkmw labels, Notes, Orders,. Hand-Bills, Bill-Reads, Ticket* mnUftiy ■11 £ «,:s« ?«WDje w « One-quarter Column, one mo., $10; throe mos.,$l5; six months, $18: one year, $30. OntNialf Column, out mo., $1$; three mos., §20; six months, $35; one year, $50. »h.4t: iaa Ilnrfi T t»* *V"{ Ruled Rnd Bound Work of all kinds done to enter i* the neatest and best manner, nd printed to order. m XimmaSt A full line of Justices' an.l Blanks, »• ther with I.icerso Applications and Bonds, Notes', De«dt, tMntmeW, Time and ~ fay Boils, *e, te constantly on bond. -rA Q. M. Bnutr tH a lDne Column, one month. $30; three months, $35 six months. $50; one year, $100. DEVOTED TO TIIE COAL INTERESTS, POLITICS, NEWS, LITERATURE, AGRICULTURE, AND GENERAL INTELLIGENCE. .b.V"e3 U Auditors' mid Administrators' Notices, |3 each. AH Df limited or individual interest, iCDe$ of Marriages and Deaths, mj the same, sp«ts. per line. Commani -i YOL. XVII.- NO 41. PITTSTON, PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1867. WHOLE NO. 873. 53 (Sarfos Business CSartD3. Business Perils. Bttahiew (Ear&a. Selected good Catholic, though father O'llaffertj won't give me tfee general- rites.!" THE SONG OF THE HQESE. ADVICE FOE BOTH SIDES. C, C. gUTLER HOUSE, Q.EO. W. BRAINERD & CO., E. WILLARD, SCHOOL DAYS. A general choros C of muttered "Oi niusha, musha!" was now beard through the room, but whether in grief over the sad fato of tho dying mai, or tho unfliuchiug severity of the priest, it is hard to say. A poor old .stage-horse, lank and thin, I j Not much else but' bones and skin, II jog along, week out, week in, , kicked, arid etirsed, and meanly fed. i Jammed in the side, and jerked by the head— And tht-tbtag I cant at ril mnfce out 3a, what on,«fltth it's all aboutP X'-'1 ' ntrr Why wag I jaade to toil and tug |o, l or thi» odd lUtle human bug, , Xwo-Tegged, dumpy as ajug, .WhWsitn afoft my ribs to batterer why -was he made for that rtnhtte'r? And.if I needs rouflt be created, •' ' Why is it that I was not fated i' I ■ •D To prance and curvet, finely tMted, Silver-harnessed, sleek and tat, With groom and blanket, and all that? Befe I go, day after day, l'oumling and slipping d6wn Broadway, Dragging thee* enrlous bipettthlnps. With fore-legs gone,and yet no wings— they all go (o-I don't know. Nor why in the world they hurry so, Nor what good use Heaven puts tbem to] a , II wasntbiy fault, you see, at all, That my joints gre# bfg, and my tfmiicles small, And so I miM|«it of a rtelr man's sttrfT. ' " A countryman walkod iate the officeol  yar one day, and began his applic»tiaa. "Sir, I hare came to get jKDur advice in a case that is giving me some trouble." ♦•■Well, what's the matter?" ' "Suppose, now," said tho client, fhat l ltan had one spring of water o« hie lao#» tod Mi '-t neighbor living below should CDu[ld*4iai*aqr«aa the creek Uirough both farms, and it *«* WD , back thewater »p into the other man's spring, n Jew what ought to be done ?" "Sue him, sir, sue him by all means," said the i lawyer, Who always became excited in proportion to the aggravation of liia client*. "Too ean recover heavy 4aintfeef,"t1r,'ai*d litr "win -f * make him pay trail for K. Jast five dm the '?i caae, and I'll briegtbe money irons hUa." aityifc kj '!• i5. iy «. .1 REGISTER IN BANKRUPTCY, r*~D1 ATTORNEY AT LAW, PITTSTON, lESN'A GllOCERS, There is life for liim who lives: 71 There are gifts for him who gives; Tliere are mem'ries for the one loves to dwell on PITTSTON, PA., J. TREFFISON, Proprietor. 103 Murray, near West Street, 12th Cong. Dist. of Pennsylvania, SCRANTON, Luzerne Co., Peon. July* '61. Bounty., Back Pay, Pensions, and other Government Claims Collected. Office in Express Office. Apr. 13.1865. NEW'VOEK. fGEO. W. BRAINKRD, \ DAVID BE.LDEN lELISHA W.BAXTER. '•I dia,mpfsftce with all ipy xjeighhors-sadaU iwM Another chorus ,oi aeenuid to approve thejr characteristic ejipeeasio^.. "I bcqaaih unto JPeUr-And aew was there b«tter eon, or a deceater I—have you that down? I bequeath unto my son Peter tbe tlhole my two iarnis of Killipundooiiery aud Krfocksheboors, with the fallow meadows behind Lyncbe's house, the forge .pud the right of turf on the Dooran bog. I give him.—and nauch good n»»jr it do.him—L*nJ.y Cassaru's acre, and tbe Luary fields, with the litae iila; and that reminds me that my month ia just as dry. Let me taste what ye have in tbo jug." Hoi# Jthe dying man took, a very heariy.pull, and seemed considerably refreshed by it. " Where was I, Billy Scstlao?" says he; "Oh I remember—at the lime kiln. I leave him— that's Peter, I mean—tbe two potato gardens at JOBEST HOUSE, When his life by pnin untainted, With his fancy's pencil painted, Seems to lure him on 60 greatness, with swoct boll's triumphal chimes. olden times, Aug. 10, '65. £JILE MAN'S SALOON, & HARRINGTON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, WILKES-BARRE, PA. Corner Wyoming Avenue and Spruce St., SCRANTON, PA. REED k SCHOOL MAKER, PsoruxiOBs. 8. ,T, Rite. U. G. SCB00tflfAU». Oct. 4,1866.—ly A ND Q B . SMITH, IMPORTER OF BRANDIES, WINES, GINS, &cn &c 191 West St, 1 door above Duanc St, NEW YORK. BILLIARD ROOMS, Bringing days long wished for nigh, Many colors vanish frort the picturo Fancy , ,'wf.fTi uTTTAiT 51 .'IT J But as weeks and months steal by, Opposite Eaglo Hotel, Oflico on Main St., above Z. Bennett's Store. Will practice in Courts of Luierue County and Mayor's Courts of Carbondale. Consultations in German and English. D. C. Harrington', Notary Public. C. E. WRIGHT. D. C. HARRINGTON. Feb. 4,1864. QENTRAL HOTEL, PITTSTON, PENN'A And when thoroughly aweary, Pauses he, and goaes backward at the regions jour, neyed throngb. Till he finds life's pathway dreary, UPrER PITTSTON. Mar. 1,1861. Mlyl Ail kinds of Beverages, Ice Cream, and Refreshments in the season. Our accommodations, are ample and satisfaction glv«n In all eases. June 13, '67-tf.J JOSEPH HILEMAN. WM. 0. PALMER, Propbietob: The Hou.«e has been thoroughly renovated and much improved, and the proprietor feels assured that he caa make his guests comfortable in every way. Hili table will be supplied with the best of proTinder and his bar with the chocest of liquors. The patronage of the public is reBtftilly solicited. Pitts ton, Juno 6, '67-y J A. WISNER, Just behind yon grassy hill Stands a country school, whose sill Has been crossed a thousand times by foet that now are fur away; '•But slop," cried the terrified applicant for legal advice. " It's I that hare huijyj, ,UD'f, 4»m, and it's ceigbbor Jones that own* the spring, and he threatens to me." The keen lawyer hesitated a moment ielofe * he tocftod his ship, and kept on. "Aft ' sir, yon say yoa bailt a dam across cfefk.: ' What sort of a dan was it, tir 1" "It wa»» mill-dam." ; 0£ 1 VA mili-dam for gra*diiy; grain, wajjitt'' "Yea, it - L$x-jni D*w Ui4 rsw"And it is a good niiii. ie it ?'* "oo it is, sir, and you may well say go.'' "And all your neighbors TDring their gra.n to be ground, f ■ *»D ' 1 ail bat Ji* «•* "Then it's a great public eonvaaieftMi k' U act V * "To be sure it is. &!06boiU «» bat for that It is so far superior to any other mil], sir." "And now," «aid the old lawyer, "you tell ma that Jones is complaining just because the witer from the dam happens to pat Into iis little spring, and he il now threatening to sae you.— Well, itll I have to say Is, let him sue, and hel? rue the day as (are as my name ii Same*.'" NO. 173. FRONT STREET, 00 ALES! SCALES! Q W. BPBATT, NEW YORK W. K. FISHER, At whose rustic desks of pine-wood, Promptly at the stroke »f nine, would Gleam a row of boyish faces fresh and rosy from their play. ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND UNITED STATES CLAIM AGENT, BONN ELL 1ADAM8 WHOLESALE GROCERS. Agent for Bank, Dinmore A Co.'3 Philadelphia 8cale Works. QAM BRIAN HOUSE, All Scales repaired and adjusted by the above. Hay, Track or Mine Scales set. All carpenter work done for tba Sana in a workmanlike manner. Office at Wilkca-Bikrre, Pa. Dec. 13—6m. I'm clumsy; crooked, stupid, stow, ' Vet the meanest horse is »lioTse, won k now, As well as the glassiest nags thi»t go O, lCord, how long will they use mc so? And when may the equine spirit go Where ftl orifi ed horsed rtahd i fl it rttvr, D fi wltehinj|)th«*i: hrtfftittHU to and fnD, Q JCareless of either whip or whoa— Where ,o«t* are ulwaya apro}joi. And flies don't grow— Oh,no! O! Pittston, Luierne County, Penna., JOPIAFI RIF.GEL, ALFRED BYERLY, WX. K. ALBRIGHT, HRXRY 8. FISTRR, There's a row of rusty hooks, Will attend to any business entrusted to him, in his line, with promptness and care. C vffice with Michael Reap, near the Penn a Coal  O ffice, east side of Main 8t. [Oct 10, 67. PITTSTON, PA . SAML'LL G. SCOTT TOS. RIEGEL Cfr H. S! FISTER, tf (Late Riegel, Weist & Ervin,) IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS, And half a score ot nooks. Where we left our caps and dinner-pails till intermission came; "Ain't you gettir.g'wealc", father darlfn'?" says Peter, who began ta b? afraid jDf my  er's siosrsjees, for, to say the truth,  punch got into his bead, and he was greatly disposed to talk. GRIFFITH THOMAS, Proprietor. THE undersignedhaving purchasedthe interest of Mr. W. E. Whyie i« the alxive well ind favorably known establishment! would re*j»ectfullyiinform his friends and former patrons ol the House, as wall m the p*bli« in general, that nothing will be left undone to render to his customers and guests satisfaction in every particulir. Beverages of all kinds served in the best style. Fresh Oysters and various other dishes will be prepared in the most acceptable nanner and at all hours. The HouseaimB tohe •me of the highest respectability, and will be kept in a manner acceptabfc'to all Who have an casion to patronise it. G. T. Pitts ton, April 16,1883.—ly G. W. S T R E N G, Then their loads were fast diminished, jyi. WASHINGTON G. NUGENT, OF DRY GOODS, .Nq. 47 North Third. rillLADELFIIIA. Till our noon-day meal was finished, And we played at "b»U" or "jack-straws," "Jag," ppy,* or sorfie such game. « t* offerx his professional services to the oitlsens of Pttstonand vicinity, *S~ Office ad door north of the Bank. D1«7 14,1806. tf , FASHIONABLE BARBER ANIT HAIR DRESSER, On the ground about the door, " I am, Peter, my Bon," says he; "I am getting weaker ; just touch my lips again with the jug. Ah, Peter, Peter, you, watered the (Below the Ravine, West Side of Main St,) Smooth and even as a floor, Oft we kept the ma$blp{ rolling, Jill pie bell began to ring; Aug. 3, '65. PITTSTON, PA. Bein p neatly fitted np, and having just .supplied myself with two new and Yery handsome chairs, I am prepared to make my friends and customers entirely comfortable, and to shave them in the best manner. * Thankful for tke liberal pat ronage I hare heretofore received,-1 respectfully frolieit a continuance' bf the same. O. W. 8THENG. rrD4 D" JOHN C. BECKER, PHYSICIAN BURGEON, gELLERS & FOLWELL, And we coasted down the hill side, drink." • '4 * C i D T V If » / ' D "No, indeed, father, but it's the taste is leav in' you." says Peter, and again a low chorus of compassionate pity murmured through the cabin. : ' ■ To the water at the mill side, Full of joy to hear the crUp, white snow beneath our runners sing. A work IDu recently appeared call ad "The Tower of the Airvor Bpiritnaliam—what it fa and what it is not." The author labor* toshe# that the {acta of spirit-manifestation are undeniable ; that a class of spirits, called by the Apostle ?•»! Mhe powers of the air, is the source of it all j that they control, to a greater or leas extent, the minds and bodiee of moet men ; that they operate sometimes by Impreaaion upon thamj*d,*n4 sometime*. by actually eontroling a hand to wriioer the Toeal organism to speak; thattfcie ia done by a spirit just ae Ufa done by um» when they have a subject under mesmeric control; that the same law that wiH allow dm man to gain over another mesmeric control will a disembodied spirit to do the same that if a van ie controlled by a devil, then possession of devils is a fact; if by a spirit of divination or fortune-telling, then the woman of Philippi, as well as the modern woman, may be controlled to tell fortune*, that is, tell something that has passed, and guess at what may yet be to come. (Formerly of Tun khan nock,) OPPOSITE THE BANK, PITTSTON, PA. Office hours—from 8 to 10 a. m.., and 1 to 3 p. m. Evening, 6 to 8. Pittston. March 1,18M.-tf WHOLESALE CONFECTIONERS & FRUITERERS, Pitteton, June 6,186J.-if No. 161 North Third Street, So the mem'ries of the past Linger with us to the last, And they make for as a well of joy that nerer can rua dry; " Veil, I'm nearly done, now," says my father; "there's.only one ple't Csfr ground remaining, and I pat it on you, Peter—as ye wish to live a good man, and die with the same easy heart aa I do now—that ye mind my laat words to ye here. Are ye listening? Are the neighbors listening? Ia Billy Scanlan listening ?" JOHN McDOUGiL'S * ST4a "SiLOON, Main Street, Opposite Odd Fellows' Hall, PITT8T0N, PA. Pll IL ADELPHIA. LIVERY IN PITTSTON! tS' Orders promptly attended to, [d5ti gT. CHARLES HOTEL, PENN AVENUE, SCRANTON PENN'i. CHAS. H. BRAINARD, The Uadersigned having supplied himself with a choice selection of They will cling to us forever, And forsake us will they never Till the sun goes out in heaven, like the closing of an eye. gT. LAWRENCE HOTEL, H0R8ES AND BUGGIES, ▲ correspondent writing from Wisconsin •ays: No. 1818, Chestnut Street, Carriages, Ac., would respectfully announce to the public that he has opiened a Livery in the Stables in the rear of James Brown'a Store, where persons can at all timea be furnished with Horses and Conveyences to suit their fancy. Parties will be sentout in comfortablestyle when desired,—Terma reasonable.—A sharo of public patronage respectfully solicited. P.J£.CONNIFF. BEVERAGES of all kinds and of the best quality. A choice lot of CONFECTIONARIES constantly on hand. Particular attention paid to the wants and comfort of all. July5, 1886-1 w. JOHN McDOUGAL. PHILADELPHIA. J. H. DEXIflSOrr, Superintendent. M&- The City Passenger Cars in front of the Depots conHtantly runningin a few steps of the Hotel. Jan. 3 1867.—ly pd. Life on earth is but a school, Where, beneath our Teacher's rule, We are fitting for a future we must enter by and by; At the junction, a clean, well pressed man attempted to enter the rear car of the train, but was stopped by the brakeman and told to go to the next car forward as the rear one was reserved tor ladies, and gentlemen accompanied by ladies. A merry twin He -was hi the young man's eye as be stepped from the car to the platform. He walked straight to a robust and somewhat remarkable female representative from the land of shamrock, and very corteously offered to assist her, in transporting her bundles, whieh were neither few nor slight, to to the trsin. The words " may the Lord, bless your honor," were the only ones whieh reached me; bat it wai evident that his kiad oficea were accepted. Then, after seme conversation " Yes, sir, y*», father, we're all mitding,"chorused the audience. Proprietor. The closest attention will be bestowed upon all guests, and their comfort will be the chief aim of the Proprietor. Scranton, May 2,1867—ly And just as we do our duty. Will deformity or beauty " Well, then, it's my last will and testament, and may—give mo the jug"—here he took a long drink—" and may that blessed liquor be aC poison to me if I'm not as eager about thia aa every other part of the will; I say, then, I bequeath the little plot at the cross roads to poor Con. Cregsn, for he Las a heavy charge, and is an honest and as hard-working a man as I ever knew. Be a friend to him. Peter dear ; never let him want while ye have it yourself—think of me on my death-bed whenever he asks ye for any trifle. Is it down, Billy Scanlan ?— the two acres at the cross road to Con. Cregan and his heirs after him, in tte/a sedorim T— Ah! blessed be the saints! but I feel my heart lighter after that," says be—"a good work makes an easy conscience. And now I'll drink all the company'* good health, and many happy returns—" & STRONG, Make us loathsome or resplendent in the land beyond the sky. MANUFACTURERS Of Keystone HOTEL, (Late King's,) Julyl3, 1S65 INSURANCE CO., STEAM ENGINES, BOILERS, CRACKERS, Ere we play onr childish, games, l i Making wealth and trust our aims, We must con the Book He gave us, and be perfect in our tasks, WILKES-BARRE, PENNA. 58 Dey A 212 Fulton Streets, NEW YOEK. TIN AND GAS-FITTING $150,000 SHAFTING, DRUMS, MINE-PUMrS, AND Mining Maohinery generally. This comfortable and convenient Hotel has been thoroughly refitted, and is now open for the accommodation of guests Capital and Surplus, SHOP! Till we love both play and study, Aad with mind-cheeks fresh and ruddy— Happy sign in soul or body—be just what our Teacher asks. C. H. I). DIRECTORS: L. D. SHOEMAKER, STEPHEN BOLLES, CHAS. DORRANCE, CHAS. A. MINER, THOS. FORD, JOHN REICHARD. NOW READY AND FOR SALE CHEAP ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN (Opposite Cooper's liall,) WM. S. ROSS, SAM'L WADHAMS, (). COLLINS, STEWART PIERCE, G. M. HARDING, A. MORSE, Two new Engines, 60 Horse Tower 4(1 •• " 3! •' •' Ladies' Entrance on Fulton St. The author labors to shew that modern Spiritualism is identical in fact with possession of devils or demons of our Savior** day, that this power was ouly manifest to any considerable extent among the Jews after a lapse of some fifteen hundred years of physical an d intellecua! training under the Mosaic system ; that by this training the nation was rendered the more physically and intellectually sensitive, and thus brought more directly in contact and under the control of evil spirits; that when the Jews were scattered among all nations the manifestations from evil spirits eeased, because they, as a nation, relapsed into physical as well as intellectual grossness. But now, alter a lapse of some eigLteen hundred yeare, the Gentile, by the refining and elevating power of the Gospel, has been brought np to the tame degree of physical and intellectual sensitiveness that the Jew had attained to in the days of Christ and his apostles, consequently manifeetations from evil spirits must at the present time appear for the same reason that they appeared among the Jews in the days of Christ.— That holy or ministering spirits have some P0"*er to aid and help the children of men ; but their power is not bo great as the evil spirits, aud uence if Christians were net kept by the mighty power of Ged they woold atterly fail. Two " One " One " W. 15. WHVTE, (late of Pittston, fa.,) Pfor'a MAIN STREET, PITTSTON, PA Pec. 6, 1SG7-Iy Have on hand a good assortment of Pittston, Nov. 21,18C7. COOKING AND HEATING STOVES, Tin Ware, Hollow Ware, Wooden Ware, Sinks, Bath Tubs, Pumps, Ac. Particular attention given to in an under tone, the pair who had so recently, and in plain view of Mr. Brakeman, become travelling companions, approached the forbidden car. When about to enter, the brakeman interposed his person, and directed them to go to the noxt car. Tbe man insisted that hit tody and himself bad, ander the rule laid down, a right to enter. The brakeman replied: " It is ml your lady." The traveler, turning confidently to his new-found appendage, asked, in the most winning way, " Arn't you, my dear ?" (The woman had cheeks like a cheese-rind, and nose like a piece of decayed beefsteak.) Clear, and to the point, eame the answer, "Shure I am, darlint/' There was no resisting such proofs, and the pair marched in triumph to a seift, amidst roars of laughter from the passengers, who had been attentive spectators of the tcene. L. D. SHOEMAKER, V. President. R. C. SSith, Secretary, THOiS. FORD, Agent, Pi ttston, Pa, W.M. S. RO®S, President, piTTSTON MEAT MARKET ! JOHN M c K E N N A , THE WILL. GENERAL PRODUCE, FISH AND OYSTER COMMISSION May lGth, '67. £3 ELBEL k FELDMAN at the Pittston Meat Market, C opposite the Bank, desire to inform the public thai thev are.as heretofore supplying their numerous cus- Lomerous with the best of GAS-FITTING, AND PLUMBING, It was a little after midnight that a knock came to the door of the cabin. I heard it first, for I u.icd to sleep in a little snug basket near the fire; but I didn't speak, for I was frightened. It was still repeated louder, and then came aery: "Con. Cregan ; Con., I say; open the door! I want you." I knew the voice well; it was Peter McCabc; but I pretended to be fast asleep, and snored loudly. At last my father unbolted the door, and I heard liiin say: "Oh, Mr. Peter, what's the matter; is the old man C1 8. BECK, M.D.—DENTIST |N|.| i i /. late of PHILADELPHIA.— flfjm O.lice,—Two doors above his ■nor residence, East side of Main St., above the Wilkea-Barre. Penn. July 1«. 188 -AX—'0 MERCHANT, Jobbing and Tinning of all kinds promptly attended Jo. Pleasa give us a call. Pittstou, May 9, '67. FRESH BEEF. PORK, MUTTON, LAMB, and all other seasonable meats. GREEN A McDOUGALL. What be was going to add, Uier'a no saying; but Peter, who was now terribly frightened at the lively tone tbe sick man was assuming, hurried all the people iDto another room to let his father die in peace. D*0S. 302 SOUTH WATER, AKD 303 pUGH & PRICE, They are also dealing in" HIDES SHEEP SKIXS, and for which they will at all times pay the South Front Street, Philadelphia HIGHEST MARKET PRICES IN CASH. For reference see J. S. Ilurlbut, Pittston, Pa. [September 12, 'G7-Gni COMMISSION MERCHANTS, IltETT —DENTIST Bring them along. Pittston, Nov. 1,1866—If. S fc F. ASD WHOLESALE DEALERS IH When they were all gone, Peter slipped back to my father,who was putting on his brogues in a corner. " Con.," says he, "ye did it all well ; but sure that was a joke "about the two acres at the cross road." X ' on Franklin St. opp.D eh, Wilkes-Barre,Pa., w. i« . ' r be found at all hours. )r. 3. i k.i.jci - £. • . 'jold a«d Silver plate, ■tc.. and operates iu .ni the branches of Dental S irjeryjin the best manner. A deduction from usual charges sufficient to cover expenses, allowed to persons who coma frcin a distance. April 1# 18##.—ly. T. S. B.UKb B. f. COOLBAWH. jp R. J1AIRD & CO., Flour, Feed, Grain, Salt, Provisions, Wrapping JJEW BAKERY! Paper, Ac., Ac., Packers and Dealers in Can, Tub, Spiced PITTSTON, PA. The undersigned would respectfully an nounce to the public that he has opened and Shell FLOOR, PORK, NAILS, FEED, SHOULEDRS, SPIKES, MEAL, HAMS, LEATHER, GRAIN, BUTTER, TOBACCO, SEEDS, LARD, CIGARS, SALT BY THE BARBEL, ASHTON, MARSH ALLS, GROUND ALUM, TABLE, BEAKS, EGGS, WRAPPING PAPER, CRACKERS, " Faix, (hat's what he is ; for Ire's dead J" worse ?" "Of course it was, Peter!" says he; "sure it was all a joke, for the matter of that. Won't I make the neighbors laugh, hearty to-morrow when I tell them all about it I" OYSTERS, "Glory be his bed ! when did it happen ?" AN EXTENSIVE BAKERY IN PITTSTON adjoining the Butler House, where he will be prepared at all times to Bupply families and parties with Bread Biscuit, Cakes and Pies, of all kind, on short notice. From an extensive experience in the bakery business they feel no hesitation in Mying that he will be able to satisfy all as to the quality of'Bread Ac,, which heoffsiu. A share of patronage ib respectfully solicited. L. ELTERICH. Pitts ton July ftth, 1865. 32} South Front Street, Phil'a " About an hour ago," said Peter, in a roice that even I, from my corner, could perceive he was greatly agitated. " He died like an old bathon, Con., and never made a will I" BR ANCH HOUSE— ElUcott's Wbrtrf, foot of Cross St, A toccriso instance of connubial affection and devotioa ooeurrad not long line* in New Hampshire. An aged couple, wito, during half a century of married, life, bad wrangled and. quarreled with each other, were in all probability soon lo be aeparated. The old husband waa taken tick, and waa believed to be near his end. The old spouse came to his bed side, and after carefully examining and taking stock of hia condition, exclaimed : JJR. C. M. WILLIAMS, BALTIMORE, MD. " You wouldn't be mean enough to betray me!" says Puier, trembling with fright. " Sure ye wouldn't be mean enough to (• against yer father's dying words ?" says my fa&er, " the last sentence ever he spoke;" and here be gave a low, wicked laugh, that made myself shake with fear. By special arrangements with the Express Companies a id Railroads, those who order may rely on a constant supply and prompt delivery. We ante established a Brancn House in Baltimore. Md.. ia order to increase the facilities of filling large orders, and also, for the ptirpese of reoeiving Oysters from tiie Nansemond, James and York Rivers, and other notable points, to a better advantage than heretofore.SURGEON DENTIST, MAIN STREET, PITTSTGJT, PA. " That's bad," said my father, " for he was always a polite man, and said, whatever was pleasing to the company.* Among the many improvements recently introduced ia his practice, he regards none of more importance than his method of EXTRHCTING TEETH WITHOUT PAtN, which he is doing successfully everyday, by he use of " It is bad," said Peter, " but it would be worse if we couldn't help it. Listen to ma now, Coraey ; I want you to help me in this business, •nd here are five guineas in gold if ye do what I bid ya. You know that ye ware always reckoned the image of my lather, aad before he took ill ye were mistaken for each other every day of the week." for the sale of Vanghn's Celebrated A long article on the subject of thia book in the Cincinnati Chriatian. 2f«rafr2, (Presbyterian) says : REMOVAL We beg a continuation of the favors of otir old frieads and customers, and solicit the order* of dealers generally, promising every satisfaction in our power to give, tiend in your orders. Jan.3- F. B. BAIBD *CO. BRADFORD CO. TOBACCO AND SEGARS. Wrapping Paper in any quantity wUt be deivered to Dealers at as low rates as it can be purchased in the cities "Very well, Cob.," said Peter, holding out his hand, "a bargain's a bargain; yer a deep fellow, that's all." And so it ended, and my father slipped over the bog, mighty well satisfied with the legacy he left himself. That Spiritualism ia every day gaining vote, ries to its causa is ovident upon every hand.— And wherefore is this ? The reason evidently originatea in the fact of the physical manifestations which its votaries can adduce in support of its positions. BRANDENBURG'S BAKERY! New Brick, opposite Big Basin, PITTSTON, PA. rnHE STAFF OF LIFE is good Bread, and I I would respectfully inform the citiaens of Pittston and vicinity, that I always keep the genuine article on hand for sale, with all kinds o CRACKERS, PIES, CAKES, &c., &c. Families and Parties supplied with everything in his line, on short notice, and on reasonable terms. " W'y, daddy, your feet are cold, and jrour hands are cold, and your noaa ia c*ld!" 11 i s perfectly safe and very pleasantto inhale, rts results have been entirely satisfactory in every instance. C. M. W. NITROUS OXIDE GAS. June 21,1 FANCY FURS! gCRANTON BOOK BINDERY. And thus we came the owner* of the little spot known to this day as " Con.'e Acre." " Wa'al, let 'em be cold - A T — JOHN FAREIRA'S " Anan 1" said my father, for he was getting frightened at the notion, without well knowing why. " W'y, daddy, you're going to die!" " Wa'al, I guess I know what I'm about!" "W'y, daddy, w'at's to become of me if you die?'' Rooms with J. W. MILLER, adjoining the Cash Store of Ghas. Law A Co. Pittston, May 1st 1884. Having secured the services of Mr. H. Zoche, one of the best binders to be found in the State, we are prepared to furnish to Hitherto the Christian Church has been unwilling to admit tbe facts of the manifestations, bat, as proofs of the manifestations begin to accummuUte, that position must be surrendered. What, then, is the last and only resort of the Church of Christ? Why, evidently, admit what is most clearly prophesied will take place ia the latter day : "How the spirit says express, y that in after times some will depart from the faith ; giving heed to seducing spirits and teachings of demons." In King iJames's translation the word demonion ia translated devil, bat this is evidently a mistranslation.— Webster, in his unabridged dictionary, uses these words : "In the Scripturea the Greek word rendered devil, is' sometimes erroneously so rendered—demon is the word. For nothing is more certain than that different beings  tended." New, this being the case, we mast come to the only conclusion a rational mjad can come to—that tbe modern manifestations knows as spiritual manifestations originate from this elaas of spirits. Now, bow are they characterized ; that is; what will be the distinctive teachings of this class of beings? " Speaking lies in hypocrisy, and forbidding to marry." Now, is not this one of tbe distinctive characteristics of modern Spiritualism ? Do they not very lightly esteem the marriage relation, and are not their communications through their papers characterised by q(»ery variety of opinion upon every subject wft&fn the range of human thought. But Paul, in 2d Tbessalonians, is more graphic in his description of the same phenomena.— lie dec 1 area that immediately after the " Man of sin" is revealed then shall that wicked one be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall deatroy with the brightness of his coming—even him whose codtitg is after the working of Satan, with all power and signs and lying wonders, and with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish. Maker Han First.—Many years ago, in what is now a flourishing city,lived a stalwart blacksmith, fond of his pipe and his joke. He was also fond of his blooming daughter, whose ma' ory graces had ensnared the affections of a young printer. The couple, after a season of billing and,cooing, "engaged themselven," and nothing but the consent of the young ladies' parents prevented their union. To obtain this an interview was arranged, and the typo prepared a little speech to admonish aud convince the old man, who sat enjoying his pipe in perfect content. Old Established FUR Manufactory, 5%fell, what I want is for ye to come over into the house and get intc^bed." " I dunno, and don't care! Wat I want to know is, Wat's to become of me?" A. C. THOBTBOS. *. *. WIUJAJIS. rpHOMPSON & WILLIAMS, No 718 ARCH STREET, above 7th, fHILADELPBlA. BANKS, "Not beside the corpse?" said my father, trembling. .'•/'! Have now in Store of my own Importation and Manufacture, one of the largest and most beautiful selections of INSURANCE COMPANIES, At thia stage ot the colloquy our reporter urged that the correct and delioaie tiling for hi ui to do would lDe to retire. Ho retirtd, - REAL ESTATE AGENTS, My establishment is now in my new briek building opposite the big basin, on Main st. FRANK BRANDENBURG. PiUston, March 1,1883. "By no means, but by yourself; and you're to pretend to be my father, and that ye want to make yer will before ye die ; and then I'll send for the neighbors, and Billy Scanlan, the schoolmaster, and yc'll tell him what to write, leaving all the farm and everything to me—jp understand. And as the neighbors will aee ye and hear yer voice, it will never be believed but it was himself that did lt-f LAND BROKERS ASD GENERAL CONVEYANCERS, FANCY FURS, MERCHANTS, Main Street, Pittston, Pa, for Ladies' md Children's Wear in the City. Also, a fine assortment of Gent's Fur Gloves and Collar?. MANUFACTURERS ErrqutTTj! os Street Cars.—Tlia,duty o£gaatlercea towards ladies on street cars is just wDw attracting considerable attention and discission. Corry O'Lanus, the quaint humorist, it a discussion whether the ladies ongbt to barn seats, saya D " I believe they ongbt. I always side with the ladles. Wheal am in* crowded car, and a lady cornea in, I think it iwky of some other man to get up and give her hia seat. I look around in the car to see if acy man in the crowd looks like making a move in that direction, and when I ace them all keep their seats, I kury myself in my newspaper and blush for my sex. Will aUend to the purchase and sale of Houses, Lots, Farms, Timber and Coal Lands, also rent buildings, collect rent, invest and raise money on Bond and Mortgage, draw articles of agreement, contracts, deeds, bonds and mortgages, powers of attorney, Ac. Having had a great deal of experience in the real estate business, and an extensive acquaintance la this and adjoining counties, they feel safe In saying that they have superior facilities for doing a heavy business, which they trill attend to promptly on reasonable terms. The best of references will be given at any time, if desired by parties living at a distance. Office in A C. Thompson ft Co.'s ftirniture store, Main Street, next door to E.ft B. Bevan's liquor store, Dr. F. A. Thompson, having removed to the West, has passed his unfinished real estate business over to us. [Oct. 24, *CrMDm JOEL BRENTON, I am enabled to dispose of my goods at very reasonable prices, and I would therefore solicit a call from my friends of Luserne county and vicinity. Remember the Name, Number and Street! JOHN FAREIRA, No718 Arch street, above 7th, south side, Phil'a. *3- t have no Partner, nor connection with any other Store in Philadelphia. Philn. October 3, '67-4m-Webster. COAL OPERATORS, PLAIN, ORNIMENTAL, housje, HOTELS, and others, with AND SIGN PAINTER. BLANK BOOKS The typo dilated on the fact of their long friendship, their mutual attachments, their hopes for the future, and like topics, and taking the daughter by the hand, he said : "I am now, sir, to ask your permission to transplant this from its parent bed"—but his feeling! overcame him, and he forgot the remainder of his oratorical flourish, blushed, stammered, and finally wound op with, ".from its parental bed into my own." The father keenly relished thU discomfiture of the suitor, and removing his pipe and blowing a cloud of smoke, replied: " Well, young man, I don't know as I have •ay objection, providing you marry the girl first." " The room mnat be very dark," jays my father. Main Street, MICUAI2. HEAP. O. W. SP8ATT. E A L ESTATE! of every description, on short notice, bound in any style desired, in the most substantial manner, at reasonable prices. Magazines bound, and old books re-bonnd, at New York prices. Orders left at the office of the paper publishing this adverttsement, or sent by Express, will be attended to and returned without unnecessary delay. June 13,1867-] E. 8. M. HILL. PITTSTON PENN'A. " To be sure it will; but have no feart Nobody will dare come nigh the bed, and yeH only have-to make a cross with yer pen trader the ntine." May still be found at his Old 8tand, next to Dr. A. Knapp's Drug Store, Where he has a full supply of REAP & SPRATT. JONES, WAL LPAPERS or ALL KIND6AND PRICES GENERAL REAL ESTATE AND COLLECTING " And the priest," said my father. AGENTS AND CONVEYANCERS, "My father quarreled with him last week about the Easter dues, and Father Tom said he'd not give him thftTitas; and that's lucky, now 1 Come along, now, quick, for we've no time to lose; it must be all finished before day breaks." "Some of your male correspondents think that the ladiea ought to thank us for giving np our seats. Ladiea, don't you be itnpoaed upon by any such idea. Get the ge&tlama* in tha habit of being thanked, and they'll expect it." ARCHITECT AND BUILDER, whieh he will sell at the lowest rates at which they can be afforded. PAINTING, PAPER-HANGING, GRAINING, GLAZING AN1* PICTURE FRAMING, Offico on the Bavine, near Pcnn'aCoal Oo.'s Office, DEMOY1LI $ARRITT'S TIN SHOP! Office with George B. Kulp, Esq, NO. 10, PUBLIC SQUARE, WILKES BARRE, PA. Any orders left with Mr. E. R. Williams, Pittston, will be promptly attended to. A. J. Oct. 11.186®—tf. East side of Main St., PITTSTON, PENN'A, One Poor South of Penn'a Coal Co.'s Officc, PITTSTON, PA. Having on band a lull assortment of STOVE8 OF ALL KINDS! Such m Cooking, Heating, Gas Bnrning and Parlor Stoves, the attention of the Public is respectfully called to the fact that he will sell them as cheap as they can be purchased elsewhere. He keeps on band a done at short notice and on reasonable terms- A full supply of Win sell or purchase Houses, Lots, Farms and Coal Lands, procure money on Mortgage, Lease property, collect Rents or other debts, and attend promptly to all business connected with their office. Special attention given to the examination of titles. Nov 7, 67 My father did not lose much time at bis toilet, for he just wrapped hie bi| coat round him, and slipping on the brogues, left the house. I sat up in the basket, and listened till they were gone some minutes, and than, in a costume as light as my father's, I set oat after them to watch the course of the adventure. I thought to take a short cut, and get there before them, but by bad luck I fell into a bog bole, and only escaped drowning by a chance. As it was, when I reached the house, the performance had al- PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, PAINT-BRUSHES, 4c. and all other articles belonging to the trade constantly on hand. Weaim to please, and are willing to rely upon the work we have done in the past for recommendation. Pittston, April 25, 'C7. J. B. Out ia not anre that he gazea on a picture of perfection when he seea a well gotten up woman. A fine form, a heavy suit of hair, a transparent complex ion—*11 an so common now-*-4«ya that that they are no longer appreciated with the same it tense enthusiastic emotions of admiration that they formerly excited. Not that they have ceased to be admired—0, no 1 But simply because any woman may have them. What with enamels, eye liquid, false hair, corsets, palpita tors, false calves, bustles, plumpers, lc., how can a man tell when to admire? How can he distinguish between a skeleton and genuine natural beauty. Here is a great risk to ran. It beats lotteries or Caro. Suppose a man wiahea to marry—he finds a pretty girl* but can't go the chances. Why 7 There is no way in the world to find whether she is artificial or natural. J J. MERRIAM'S STUDIO, At Miller's Photograph Rooms. CABINET AND LIFE-SIZE PORTRAITS Prtinted in Oil Colors. Also oopies made from Daguerre otvpes, Ambrotvpes or Card Pictures any siie desired, and Painted ia Oil or Water CMm «r rt-Uuckcd wit« India Ink. Pittston, Sept. 6,1S6(D.—ly 0. W. SPRATT, Attornet at Law. Hksbt Clay Posed.—When Henry Clay was a young and brilliant member of the Legislature of Kentucky, one of the old Buekskins heard bitn quote the Common Law of England as decisive in the case then under discussion.— The old fellow waa astonished,and, Jumping up, began : gAMU EL J. BARBER, DO UG ALL'S LJLRGE STOCK OF TIN-W4RE, KEYSTONE MARBLE YARD. All made up by experienced workmen aad warranted to give satisfaction. CENTAL BOOK AND MUSIC STORE ! OPPOSITE COOPER'S HALL, HOLLOW-WiRE! Sculptor, and Dealer in Such as POTS and KETTLES, COAL SCUTTLES, also LANTERNS. KEROSENE LAMTS, KEROSENE OIL, REFLECTORS, MINERS' LAMPS, And every other article belonging to a firstclass Shop. Keeps constantly on hand a good assortment ol Books, Music, and Stationery of all kinds. ready begun. " Mr. Speaker, I want to know, sir, if what that gentleman said ia true 1 Are we ail living under the old English law?" pASSAGE TO AND FROM SLATES, PENCILS, PAPER, SCHOOL BOOKS, BLANK BOOKS, MEMORANDUM FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC MARBLE, I think I see the whole scene this instant before my eyea as I sat on a little window, with one pane, and that a broken one, and surveyed the proceedings. It was » large room, at one end of which w3s a bed, and beside it was a table which physic bottles, and spoons and teacups; a little further off was another table at which sat Billy Scanlan, with all manner of writing materials before him. GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND, By Steamship and Sailing Pocket, at Reduced Rates, Tomb Stones, Mantels, Window Cap3 and Sills, The Speaker informed the anxious inquirer that the Common Law was recogniscd as a part of the law of the land. Oppotito the Bank, TAPSCOTT BROTHERS A CO., Tho business will receive carefull attrition, and every addition will be promptly made to the stock whieh the wants of the community may cnll for. Tho patronage of the public is respectfully solicited. Pittston, April 18,1867. ', JiC. riTTSTON, LUZERNE CO., l'A. " Well, sir," resumed the Buckskin, " when I remember that our forefathers, and soma of v», fit, bled and died to be free from English law, I don't want to bo under aoy of it any longer. And I make a motion that it be repealed right away."^ Who cannot gee in tbis prophetic pen-portrait by tSo Apostle an exact likeness of modern Spiritualism t 8(1 South St., and 23 Broadway, NEW YORK, FORGE Attended to with promptness, ond in the best manner. The undersigned will undertake to make any kind of work in his lino, and in as good and durable a manner as the same can be done by any establishment in Luzerne Connty. JOBBING Con tinue to issue Passage Tickets, available for twelve Months, from LONDON, LIVERPOOL, or yUEEiiSTOWS, and DRAFTS, payable on demand, for any amount from £1 and upwards. MICHAEL W. MORRIS, Agent, Pittston Pa. AND R 0 I L E R* W O R K S That Spiritualism is outspokenly infidel cannot be denied. They persecute Jesus Christ with a bitterness which eren Infidelity ha« not as yet manifested. They make no scruples in declaring that ho was but a man, and quite an imperfect one at that. They hare no scruples in declaring that the body of Jesus was never raised and shown to his disciples as his real body, but was made to appear by a psychological effect upon their minds. Now, who cannot see in all this an anti-Christ, an absolute opposer of the whole system of salvation by grace ? At a criminal court, the coansel dissatisfied with his want of success with an Irish witness, complained to the court. Paddy replied: rpO AND FROM THE DEPOT! WILLIAM HUNT & S0K6, Particular attention paid to FURNACE WORK. Give me a trial. T. S. BARRITT Pitts ton .Jan.4, 1866. The country people sat two and sometimes three deep round tho walls, all intently eager and anxious lor the coming event. Peter himself went from place to place, trying to smother his grief, and occasionally helping tho company to whiskey, which was supplied with more than accustomed liberality. Feb. 28. '07—ly. The undersigned, having purchased of Mr. Joseph Hileman the Omnibus Line to the depot would respectfully say to the public that he will continue to run to all the trains, and carry passengers and baggage at the same rates. No efforts will be spared to accommodate the public and to give all entire satisfaction. HAET PHILLIPS. The motion was seconded. The Kentucky blood was up. The Buckskins fired off speech after speech, and Mr. Clay had as much as he could do to explain the matter, and sare the Legislature ol Kentucky from repealing tho Common Law of England. PITTSTON, PA " Sure, an' I'm no lawyer, yer honor, an* the spalpane only wants to puxzle me." E W GOODS! Manufacturers of Locomotive Frames, Crank Axles, Car Axles, Piston Rods, Paddle Shafts, anil all kiuds of Marine Work, Heavy and Light Shafting, Tire Iron, and every description of Hammered Iron, Railway Spikes, Bolts and Nuts of all sizes, in largo or small quantities, always on liand. Boilers made to order and old ones repaired, at shortest notice, and Blacksmith's Woak of every description promptly done. Cash paid for Wrought Iron Scrap. [Bjune 67] HERE! LOOK HERE ! ! "Come now, do you swear y«H» are no lawver?" said the counsel. fHF. WANTS I'F THE PEoAfi ' CONSIDERED! ving just returned from ii one of the most exten?e ever offered to the y. would respectfully v-t/'their friends and the ; . t their purchases have Deeu mad'- v .t to the wants of the peoDie, the iuin*»r a.ud . rer, as well as the clean landed gentleman 01 .*ir lady. Goceries and ■rovisions, flour »ud leed in large suppliM always on hand. N K W " Faix, an' I do; and yez may swear thesame about yerself, too, without fear of perjury." All ray consciousness of the dcceit and trickery could not deprive the scene of a certain solemnity. The misty distance of the half-lighted room, the highly wrought expression of the country people's faces, never more intensely excited than at some moment of this kind, the low, deep-drawn breathings, unbroken sare by a sigh or a sob, the tribute of affectionate sorrow to some lost friend, whose memory was thus forcibly brought back; these wero all so real that, as I looked, a thrilling sense of awe stole over me, and I actually shook with fear. PAINTING ESTABLISHMENT! ! Sutler's Ajiamot.—A candidate for deacon's orderj in England, haying been found scarcely qualified, was requested by the bishop to familiarize himself with Butler's Analogy. He promised to da so. As be was departing, the bishop, wishing to call the Analogy to hi* mind, called out: "Good by, Mr.*—; don't forget the •Butler!' " "0, yes; my lord." replied Mr. , "I've just given him five shillings 1" and before the astonished prelate could oflfar any explanation, the omnibus had driven off. LIVERY! " Bill, did you ever go to sea ?" Good horses and rigs to hire to careful ano responsible persons. All orders left at Eagle Hotel or Butler House 'will be promptly attended to. H. P. Pittston, June 8, 1865.-tf. JOB PRINTING, But the most important question is this: How shall we meet the issue? how most successfully oppose this Goliah of G&th who has defied the armies of the living God ? " I guess I did; last year, for instance. I went to seo a red-headed girl, but I only called there once." HI Din BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY, Tho undersigned lias opened, In the Store Rooms recently occupied by Mrs. Gritting, on the west side of the Ravine, a full assortment of PAPER RULING AND BOOK BINDING. " Why so V To meet the increased demand of the business community, I have made extensive additions to •uy Job Ofnoe, and by an increased force of firat;lass workmen, I will be at all time* ready to do *11 kinds of PLAIN and FANCY JOB PRINTINGS once and with the greatest possible dispatch. RULING to any pattern neatly executed. BOOKBINDINGin any styledoneonshort notice BLANK B00K8 of all kinds, from aC$25 Ledger, Day Book or Docket to a 5 cent Passbook, constantly on hand. STATIONERY in great variety for sale at reasonable priccs. PRINTING, WRAPPING and WRITING PAPERS of every description lor sale. ROBERT BAUR, Main Street, 2d door below the Square. Wilkes-Barre, March 10, 1865. PAPERS, WINDOW SHADES, " Because her brother had an unpleasant habit of throwing boot-jacks and smoothing irons at folks." LAW ft McMILLAH. Odd Fellows' Block, Worth Bide. Pitts ton, Dec. 29, 1864. AND, HO WELL Ck CO PICTURE FRAMING AND PICTURES, Spanish Philosopht.—The day after nay arrival at Vittoria, says a tonrist, I went to a shoemaker's to get some repairs done to my boots  Thara was nobody in the shop; the master was on the opposite side of the street, smoking his cigarito. His shoulders were covered with a mantle full of holes, and he looked like a beggar, but a Spanish beggar, appearing rather proud than ashsmed ot his poverty. He came over to me, and I explained my business.— "Wait a moment," said he, and immediately called his wifrf." "How much money is there in the purse V « Twelve picettas," (fourteen francs, forty centimes.) "Then I shan't work." " But," said I, "twelve picettas will not last forever." "Who has seen to-morrow ?" said be, I turning his back on mo, (SUCCESSORS TO SMITH BROS.) CELEBRATED XX & XXXX ALES, LOOKING GLASSES, "Abe you not afraid that your wife Will get married again when you die V' " I hopft (tie may, m there wiU be oijeman is the world who will know how to pity me." MILLINERY AND and all other goods pertaining to tho trade. A fall UNRIVALLED CREAM ALES, Stock of "tit dear Nellie," said a yoaug man, "I hairf long wished for this opportunity, but I hardly dare trust my self to speak I he deep emotions of my heart; but I declare io you, my dear Nellie, that I love you most tenderly, and that your smiles would shed—would shed—" " Never mind the wood shed," said Nellie, " go on with your pretty talk." FANCY STORE! MANUFACTURED FROM THE BEST OF MALT N D H O P S . PAINTS, OILS, GL S S, &t. A low faint cough from the dark corner where the bed stood seemed to cause even a deeper stillness; and then in a silence where the buzzing of a fly would have been heard, my father said: Adjoining D. Lamb's Boot and Shoe Store. r RS. D. LAM H, hnTing recently opened a desirable L stock of Millinery and Fancy Goods, inrites the •ntion of the ladies to the same. Her stock comesFamilies can be supplied with a Pure Healthy and Nutritious beverage. _ constantly on hand, and A dancer once laid to Socrates, " You cannot stand on one leg so long as I c«n." " Trot," said the philosopher," bat a goose can." AINTING, PAPER HANGING, GLAZING, XX & XXXX PORTER, AND GRAINING, "Where's Billy Scsnlan! my will." I want to make 3NNETS, RIBBONS. IIATS, FLOWERS, thers. Laces, noods, Silks, Velvets, Doll Hats a for children, nnd n variety of other goods, all of ■h will be sold at reasonable rates. Millinery work ; kinds executed in the best and most approved ner. Please call and examine cur stock. MINERAL WATER, SODA WATER, SARSA- In all its branches, done by experienced workmen, at short notice and at the very lowest prices. The public are requested to eall and examine our stock, and test our ability to give satisfaction. B. SHARKEY Pittston, April 18, '67. Birds are the poor man's music ; flowers the poor man's poetry; and the rich man is no better off. PARILLA, £c. BOTTLED ALE AND PORTER, " He's here, father," said Peter, taking Billy by the hand, and leading him up to the bed-side. ». Any person can wear furs. —They are telling Ladies' English Cony Furs for J4.M) a Set. at CH AS. T. »NYDER & CO.'S, Dec. 5-3t 3 Doors below tho Express Office. Thb best quality of mind that any ono can come in possession of is the strength to bear up •gaiist disappointment and misfortune. UNION BREWERY SECURE YOUR CHRISTMAS Presents at CHAR T. SNTPER & CO.'a " Write what I bid ye, Billy, and be quick, for I haven't a long time before me here. I die a tston, Oct. 18,18C6.-tf Starch 28, 'G7-tf.] Pittston, Pa. Pdscii says to marry two wives is bigamy— to marry twenty is Brigham-y.