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Wor lore's a A PET GUINEA PIG cent It bothered »;i V 1 Men's flailnel shirts, the best values you ever saw for the price, we are closing out a grand line of men's and boys' underwear. Don't miss getting some of these bargains. Men's and boys' fancy slippers; the finest line of lato style neckties: the celebrated cuff; the latest E. & w. collars and cuffs; Manhattan white shirts. i then, commit 10 than that. f ciLrar PRECIOUS lxo never When I .1 atecl io value wallow in nt certain di an h ,t in All tlie late styles in stiff and soft liats. Ave lead in the hat trade. If you want a nobby hat give us a call. I for tho: i> who .sli.-i litly iu•vry apt to I diamonds n si pent Trunks ! Trunks ! fumil :iny la A riimice For Nnllors, nd cor o£ fre • nilii! ,ly long A fine line, prices guaranteed tho lowest. Satchels, valises umbrellas, (ladies or gents) all styles and prices. Gloves, hosiery, etc. 830,000 In KIkIiI OrllflH. Main Street, Hotel Pmtall Building, To Palaver With tlie Orc«t 1'iUlier. mm* mr IMklw. The ailyvr Mtmum Vim Tr— C*»«- ,BBCTTSB TO WIFMim. UTAWNfCY, PA., Are always Desirable but Good Things of Life —Smiley—"Now, remember, I don'1 want a very large picture." Photographer—"All right, sir. Then please close your mouth."—Boston Traveller. —It is when a lady enters a crowded borse-car that the man who has a seal really feels that he is getting his money'* worth out of a newspaper.—Elraira Ga zette. Clayton North —(lirl Graduate—"Oh, uncle,Clara and I saw the funiest thing' at the park this morning'." Unolc "What was it?" Ciirl Graduate -"They lunl a liou shaved just like a little poodle doy."—Yale Record. —Epoch —Mabel (looking at a dude smoking a cigarette)—"How detestable!" Amy— "Yes: a ciwarette is very objectionable!" Mabel—"1 didn't refer to the cigarette, but to tlie object at the moist end of it.'' —"Oh, how sorry 1 uni my first deal husband died!" sighed Mrs. S nod grass, after a quarrel with her present husband. "So am I!" replied Snodgrass, fervently.—J ury. —"Snelley writes a pood deal bettei than he talks." "O, immensely." "Thee you have read some of his writings?" "No, but I have heard him talk."—Bos> ton Transcript ONE v PRICE v CLOTHIER, They ni's cannibals, ami they sometimes ent their own,children when they are young and juicy. After the young are ten months old they are able to care lor themselves, and there is no danger of their being destroyed. With the increase in the price of teyapin, terrapin farming ought to become profitable. Years ago they were a drug in the market, and you could buy them at Annapolis for twelve cents apiece. Twenty years ago they brought oulv six dollars a dozen in Washington, and now there are cases in which an extra fine article Bells from six dollars to eight dollars apicce. Senator John M. Clayton, of Delaware, once bought a cartload for one dollar, and it is said that Washington, Lafayette and Cornwallis ate a terrapin dinner after tho surrender at Yorktown.—Denver Times. TERRAPIN FARMING. A flrarliklf / Industry Along tb« Chew pcuka Bay In Maryland. Of. late yean a number of terrapin Tarma have been started along the Che»- apenlce, and Senator Bayard is said to be the proprietor of one of them. The biggest farm is on the Patuxent river, and it consists of a large salt-water lake, whleh could accommodate thousands of terrapin if they would breed as rapidly as was desired. The farmer has surrounded this lake with board fences to keep out the rauskrats and foxes, which are the terrapin's enemies. He has made hatcheries of boxes partly filled with sand, and so arranged that when the females anter them they can not get out until they are taken out. He has nurseries for young terrapin, and he keeps the little ones there until they are ten months old in order to preserve them from their fathers, for the older terrapin are as fond of good living as a Justice of the United States Supreme Court. Insurance Agent (to Aunt Lize)— "Don't you want to take. a policy?" Eliza—''Clar out ob (lis yer, wif yer temptations, chile. I ilono ain't played no policy since I jined llic church."— Boston Herald. Icee made stay home from Yau- Teacher—"Were you sorry, Tommy, that 3'on stole the apples?" Tommy- "You bet I was. They made me so sick that I had to Ho was Sorry —"Good gracious!" said Mr. Hitter, "I am plad I'm not in tlio strait that the Baring's were. I should be in a bad fix if 1 had to raise SOS,000,000. I lind it h;ir<l to borrow ¥5."—Shoo aud Leather Reporter Will give every body a chance to get some of the best bargains for the least money you ever heard of—like finding gold dollars for 50 cents. Our overcoat tables are getting lower each day. The reductions we have made has caused many poor men to invest in good comfortable overcoats with very little money. Just think of a man's overcoat for $2.00; not satin lined, but lined with fianni e and comfortable. Why not keep warm. Everything1 in Suits and Overcoats Should thero l>e a lailure to report :i bill there is some talk of taking it out of the committee's hands by a vote in the House, but thin would be an unusual course and one in which there might be sufficient, op portnr.ity for delay to kill silver Vgiidation. Thero is some talk among the Hepublicans of the advisability of getting to gether 011 the silver question in the interest of party supremacy, but the prospects of such an agreement are remote, for the radical silvermen say that they will not abide by any caucus action on this question. If there were assurances that the measure would be signed, they would probably be willing to accept free coinage of the American product with a heavy seignorage on foreign silver as a compromise, but the majority of the Democrats are opposed to anything save unlimited free coinage, and a solid Republican vote cannot be secured for any compromise. With their assistance the silver uien could order a report made to the House, and it is asserted that this will be dune without much delay, though it is not con tended that these Democrats will commit themsolves to vote for the bill, but merely that they will agree to secure consideration for it. The Speaker entertains the same views as ever on the question of free coinage, but there is reason to believe that lie is not prepared to go to the most extreme measures in order to prevent the matter coming up and to bear the burden of dissatisfuction which would thereby bt, created in the silver wiug of the Kepublican party. Moreover, Mr. Bred has suid that he was by no means sure of succetsfully fulfilling such a tusk this year, because of a change in existing conditions and of a growing sentiment favorable to nilvr r, Washington, Jan. 16 —Pending action of tome kind in the Homo on the silver bill the diseusaion has subsided and members of the House are awaiting developments. The Coinage Committee has the key to the situation at present, and the general disposition is to give the oommitmittee an opportunity to show what it means to do before making predictions or outlining the coarse to be pursued in the the futnte. Some effort is making on the part of the gold adherents to have the bill kept in committee, but the silver men are sanguine as to their ability to defeat such a move. At least two of the Democratic members of the committee are gold standard men, and each side shows them great consideration in the present condition of affairs, Still strange tiling'. A fellow wont down to the river the other to commit suicide, when ho suddenly remembered that he owed a drii<r;ri for a pack him, a Grigff iuioide?" I'rig.1 Ho bought anothc ottos."—N. Y. Sun .) ho went rij.?ht I —"What did lie i mo to ta Ills 3Inst«< The Tattle Aiiimiil's Strong Attachment to Some years since I had a guinea-pig who would come whenever I called him, who would follow me like a dog*, streets, iinil seemed happy out oi* in>' even aloxifr 11 "Washington, Jan. 16.—Gen. Schofield received a telegram from Gen. Miles this morning dated Pine Ridge, January 14th, as follows: | "In order to restore entire confidence among these Indiana I have found it nee- i essary to send a delegation to Washington to receive assurance of the highest authority of the good intention of the Government towards them. This will answer a double purpose, namely satisfy them, bridge over the transition period between war and pwace, dispel distrust and hostility and restore confidence. It will also bo ; a guarantee of peace while they are ab-J sent. I ask that my action may receive ; the approval of the department by tele- graph Everyihiug is progressing fuctoiily and I can 8«-o no reason-w liy per n merit olerk)— 1)octor 'Sleeplessncs! what (lo you complain of?" Doctor Clerk "Well —"At what time, do you go to bed?" Clerk—"Oh! I don't mean at niyht, but during office hours!"—l'ick Mo Up. —"Do you 1111 <1 enough to keep you busy these days, Jim?" "You bet. I: am putting' in a bigger clay's work tlwso days than I ever did before." "Why, I' thought you'd given up your job." "So I did. I'm looking for another."—Uuffalo Express. ( —Brown—"Ah! been abroad, eh?' TIave a good passage?" Cray—"Splen-I did; sea as calm as a mill pond. Wasn't seasick a second." Brown—"Then you must have had a good time." Gray— "Not a bit of it. Nobody else was sick. I didn't enjoy the trip at all."—Boston Transcript. went tliero only (lis mornin' shivcrin' wid cold, an' tlioy wouldn't give mo a r[i<j. " 11 { didn't aslc i'er olotlies for mcsclf. I told 'em it was for th' poor heatlien in Central Africa."—Epoch. —First Tramp—"Where did you (jet that fine overcoat?" Second Tramp— "In the big house at the corner." "1 —"Your husband is less at homo now than over," reiterated the minister. "Do you try to make home attractive to' Uim?'' "Do I'.' 1 should say I did. And not only that, but I've pot my Bother to come live with us to help make it still more pleasant for him."— Philadelphia Times. (to <Jov« Lund ol DykGS. Tlic Manner of Making Engagements in tlvo In certain parts of Holland, when a young man thinks lie has found his affinity, it is customary for him to nsk for a match to light his cigar at the door of the beloved one's house. This little subterfuge is intended to arouse the parents of the girl to tlio fact that something ia In the wind. If a second call with a similar object is made soon after, no doubt is left of the young man's intentions, and the par renta proceed to investigate the young man's character and antecedents, with a view of ascertaining his eligibility as ft member of the family. When he calls a third time, always for a match to light his cigar, they are prepared to give him an answer. If his suit is regarded with favor ho is politely requested to step Inside for the first time, and is served with a light If he is not accepted, ho is refused a light, and the door is shut in hia face without further ceremony. But, having prepared for this contingency, the downeast suitor will, in all probability, light his weed with a match from his own bos, and walk away musing on tho transitory nature of all earthly things. When the accepted suitor is invited to enter the house, he, as a matter of course, informs the parents which of their daughters has captivated his fancy. When this is settled, the young1 man steps forward and they join hands. While the engagement is by no means a settled fact, yet it is stated as a truth that when, 011 the occasion of the young1 man's third visit, his inamorata has offered him a second cigar, which ho had tmoked in their house, tho engagement has never been cancelled. -V Y. Press. I Philadelphia Inquirer November*), 1890. J Nothing sh'-ws the marvelo' s development of this grea1 country of our- so plainly as thersp- Idprogiess ii adc In rullr aal g. Some1 imes railroads g > ahi'd > fill tration Sometimes they foil w thi- pioneer, b»t the uta In methods a d luxury of tran p rtatl n are uliog t er marvelous when you *lt d wn and thti k of th. m Th. subject to brought forelbly 10 mlml by the announcement of arrange* menth made »y the »'ennsy vania Nailroad for (lanscoi tlnei tai • xcursions which embrace not only the scenic features «f th« Rockies along t e 1 ne of the Deuver ana Rio Orande, but the far South the far North, tapped by the Mr* her Pacific, and a'most the entire length of th Pacific s ope. It whs not so many fear* ago that most of , the country west <>f the Mi-fissippi and Missouri was practically an unknown territ ry , The IndiatiH wore in possession and the now j extinc buffalo r amed the plains in almost : cou tiess herds The emigrant's wagon push- j ed through the valleys and over the mountain ! passes, strug led against great odds and pav- ! ed the way for the magnificent empire tuat is ' now pierced in every section by rails. The emigrant fought, bled. Middled, but hi« grand achievements have survived Th- buffalo has given place to the steer, the sage bush to the wheat ami cornfield, and the mountains are pouring forth heir gold and silver and coal and iron, ami t.» e vast industrial enterprises are multiplyingyear by year. hen the trail across the ontinent was made by the wagon whe* Is alone it was a dangerous and courageous journey for even the most stalwart pioneer to und'-rtake Now these ruts in the prairie have given way to r ilsof steel, and in stead ot the prairie sciiooner the » ennsyl 7ania excursionists will iravel in vestlbul d cars, 1 ! dine up n t<«e fat of the land, survey the many bl ody battle fM is fro •• an observation plat- ! form.dlctat btters for their friends at home j tostenogra hers, bathe and shave, and live as | comfortably while In t ansit as they might in their own homes or in any hotel Not long ago j California whs many week*, and even months, j away Now it is but five or six ay-* ! .•\ c«'ss the Continent is a trip worth taking, especially when it can be made with the ease of modern ingenuity. It is an education in itself. Comparatively few pe i»le understand the immense possibilities of this great and favored nation of ours, or can realize its destiny ©r*the part it is to play iu the future among the nations of the earn, The European trave'ersecs nothing grander than the < olorado t an yon s, nothing sublbner thai the snow capped peaks of the ierras and the « > Bcades A uerica can outrival all other countries in the beauties of nature B t it is not alone the inspiration of nature with which the fortunate excursionist will come in «lose contact. They will return to their Pennsylvania homes with the know edge of a goodly section of the world hitherto unknown 10 mos of them They will see for themselves what other Ht-at s are doing, and they will be thrown into the business ac Ivi y of Western cities, which will come to them like a revelation. The ' neitic si pe is a marvelous country, and its future i*liright with every promise of greatness < alifornia. with its snow-covered mountains its wheat, wine, and fruit g owing valleys ami its mild climate, will become the sanitarium of the world before many years. We think we have a pretty l>ig State in t ennsylvanla, but California, with its i•'>8.•<»square miles, can accommodate New York, Ohio, Delaware and • very one of the half dozen New England States, nd still have a f« w wheat-fields and vineyards left over. The new State of nv ishington, much larger than I'em sylvaniaand with everything wl hin its b rdersthat makes he Keystone State great, is a ection of the far Northwest that is bound to range up towards the front when its splendid resources are better understood. We hope »hlladeiphiaiM especially will make themselves familiar with the progressive cities of the West It will bene tit them, and if they make use upon their return, of the knowl* dge gained it will benefit their city. We would l'ke to see Director WagneJ and the f'ouncilmen go upon on« of these trips. It would make them ashamed of the gas, the water, the cobble-stone pavements, the slow-going horse and cable cars of Philadelphia It would iea*h them how fearfully this city is handicapped in the race of progress. A t'hll&delphian has only to study the methods and conveniences or other cities, and especially those of the West, to understand how far weare behind the times In the way of improvements and business facilities Go across the Continent and see what kind of a country It is that you ue living in. Hats ! Hats ! Uy direction of Secretary Proctor, Gen-! '1 v erjil S»:!iofioltl sent tho following reply • tiou. > i. t<> >«. „ ,,, . ... nurse nun. Il«» .. "Tt.n Seorotrtry « f War oonierred with ]p{fg and hoM a boQ tlie Pmiideut; find the hfcrfitury of tlie In* pljicod in ji cot terior in to your proposal to send a this position i' delegation oi tho Sioux Chiefs to Wash 1 teemed to cV r soin with boinff more 1 credit peopl sane (to-(l:'v w walk in their file feht The diamond having would pr In a queer old bo< of precious stones ii tlint tin would sifc ia :t time, and ill (I sit on li is hind mo to road, him \ij> and it is said to p< the head < f ; advised to buy o: in tiiis way avoid Tlio loadstone would cure headaches, bites of so'" "'i«i dea ine. Indeed, irtws that winy in i child, and Prof. Koch then gives in detail the result of his experiments on guinea pigs, and continues: "anything, therefore, intended to exercise a healing tfl'ect on th > tuberculosis process must be a soluble substance which would be lixivated to a certain extent by the tluids of the body floating around the tubercle bacili and be transferred in a fairly raioid manner to th0 juices of the body, while the substance producing suppuration apparently remains behind in the tubercular bacilli or dissolves but very slowly. The only irnportnat point, therefore, was to induce outside tho body the proscess going on inside, if possible, and to extract from the tubercular bacilli alone the curative substance. This demanded time and toil, until I finally succeeded, with the aid of a 10 or 50 per cent, solution of glyceiine, in obtaining an effective substance from tho tubercular bacilli. Willi tho fluid so obtained I made furt her experiments on animals and finally on human beiugs. These fluids wore given to other physicians to enable them to repeat, the experiments. The remedy which is used in the new treatment consists of a glycerine extract derived from tho pure cultivation of tubercle bacilli." Bkui-in, Jan. 15 —Prof. Koch's report, published to day, describing the composition of his lymph, is comparatively brief. Prof. Koch says: "since publishing, two months ago, the results of my experiments with tbo new remedy for tuberculosis, many physicians who received the preparation have been enabled to become acquainted with its properties through their own experiments. So far as I have been able to review the statements published and the communications received by let ter, my indications have been fully and completely confirmed." CLAYTON NORTH, mantling otiicer." ilUVl lurj UJJ|'IW»W — j- m. ndation. The Secretary ol the Interior severe attach of -rest ion of the . . . , ,„„ffiwm if 5« luncfs, which confined me to my boa for has sent an agent to conduct tin in. It .3 fa ,ls ()f „ iust asl Us Kctde«,red that the Uelea.a.ou be as enuUl as J wv t]i.s un u,](] 1h;lt possible, livo or six or not more than .en. gujm,a.p;8. i,;ui biv., ill f.. If the delegation lias already started tele- time, and that, In- ivfiiM'tl to i graph at unco the number, route and com thing*, but. tluti tliey did ike to mention it to me before. 1 :• t onee had him brought to me: 1m was miserably thin, and could HCareely walk, but he at ! once took food from my hands, no mat\VASHiNC.TON,Jan. 10.—It is estimated by tor what j oiYered him* After »>.«• litthe bureau oi navigation ttiat about 1,000 tie time, si-areely an hour, I t.hin!», ho new enlistments will be required within , gave two or three little gasps:, turned the next (>0 days, in order to make up the over on Ms siile and died in my lap.— complements of the new vessels about: J°lin Krownmji, in II"- Spi-vtato: to go to commission and several old ves- | A T<".rr„,le sels, whose crews will soon bo ready lor j Mothel. u liy lny ,k,.u., what * tlx" discharge, on account of the expiration of i ma^or>> Something; has happened at their terms of enlistment. I j£rs. ])ft Music's party, I know. Tell All the men at, present available at the mo a]] about it, ray child. various recruiting stations will be tnkon Daughter -Boo-hoo! >,r~. Do Musie up by the vt NHHln nf the squiulrou o£ evo- asked me to play, ami - ami when I told lution, which will soon start for southern ' her I was out of practice. : lie said she ' i was "so sorry, and didu t ask rae wateis. i again, hoo-hoo-hoo! -flood News. Successor to North & Morris.] The Original and Popular One Price Clothier qurnt eal bills from a physician. The sapphire makes the (lull cheerful and brings perfection of health. The opal is for the eyes, for it causes the tears to ih \v\ Crystals pi went 1 (1 dreams, coral and cornelian slop liomorrhuijes. Cardan, a phyMi-nui of olden times, writes m< 1 y> >silively that the topaz, if limitf around the mi'k or swallowed iu a drink, "will increase wisdom and repel fear." lie al , o claimed to cure people oi madness by making them swallow the yellow ston■*. and asserted T..,.™, that it never failed. The Archbishop's throne, designed ,vi . .. To the carbuncle. iukI to it alone, neand executed by Urinling Gibbons, Globetro o Ju \<mt i a <>. . longs the power of driving- away devils, which was presented * Canterbury Under its tt»uulatM3e the evil spirit quietly Cathedral by Archbishop Tenison, has, j Jr,r' ' 00 ri ,,, , departs, and nobody ever sees it go; It is said, lor many years past been Globe io.c 10111 < i< you > < ' consequently nobody enu deny its dcstowed away as lumbor in a damp cel. , manager usua y. parture.—Host on Herald. far Adjacent to the cathedral olol.Ur. j Mr. Meekc-My wife.—N. . Weekly. The nsurance firm of Juo. P. anil Q. E. Brown, of Clarion and Brookville had a large portion of the insurance in Punxsatnwney at the time of our great fire of 188. and it ia not flattery to say that their udjusments were prompt and satisfactory. Every loss was settled and paid by sight drafts, over $30,000 being paid by their eompanies within 60 days alter the fire. That fire did not dis courage them and they have written most of the new buildings and stocks. Their buti uess has incre-uied so much that they have opened an office in Punxsutawney, in iront room of second story of John Zeitler block, and placed Walter B. Brown, one of the brothers, in charge. Their line comprise* the largest and best companies doing business in the United States 16 29 fi. ARY 21, lY, Ji Acrms Mm CmMmuL PITH AND POINT. thej come high/ THE ORIGINAL ill gum< COURTSHIP IN HOLLAND Prof. Korh Telia Hid Hocret Reduced to one-third their former price. We have never had a better trade than this season and we feel that we can afford to close out the balance of our heavy suits and overcoats at prices that will astonish and surprise everybody. Boys' and children's suits and overcoats reduced the same as men's. Men's pants, a grand line to select from, all reduced in price. Leather and rubber boots, men's and boys' shoes—J. T. Wood's shoes—there is no better. o J 83 Furnishing : (roods !
Object Description
Title | Punxsutawney Spirit, 1891-01-21 |
Volume | XVIII |
Issue | 33 |
Subject | Jefferson County -- Newspapers; Punxsutawney Spirit -- Newspapers; Indiana University of Pennsylvania -- Newspapers: |
Description | An archive of the Punxsutawney Spirit weekly newspaper (-1911) from Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. |
Publisher | Smith & Wilson; Spirit Pub. Co. |
Date | 1891-01-21 |
Location Covered | United States; Pennsylvania; Jefferson County (Pa.); Punxsutawney (Pa.) |
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Original Format | Newspapers |
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Title | Punxsutawney Spirit, 1891-01-21 |
Volume | XVIII |
Issue | 33 |
Subject | Jefferson County -- Newspapers; Punxsutawney Spirit -- Newspapers; Indiana University of Pennsylvania -- Newspapers: |
Description | An archive of the Punxsutawney Spirit weekly newspaper (-1911) from Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. |
Publisher | Smith & Wilson; Spirit Pub. Co. |
Date | 1891-01-21 |
Location Covered | United States; Pennsylvania; Jefferson County (Pa.); Punxsutawney (Pa.) |
Type | Text |
Original Format | Newspapers |
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Identifier | ps_18910121_001.tif |
Digital Specifications | Archival image is an 8-bit greyscale tiff that was scanned from 35mm microfilm at 300 dpi using a Nextscan Eclipse film scanner. The original file size was 2640.39 kilobytes. |
Source | Microfilm |
Language | English |
Relation | Property of The Punxsutawney Spirit. Use of the microfilm Courtesy of the Indiana University of Pennsylvania Special Collections & University Archives. |
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Contact | For further information contact mengle@cust.usachoice.net or call 814-265-8245 . |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
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Wor lore's a A PET GUINEA PIG cent It bothered »;i V 1 Men's flailnel shirts, the best values you ever saw for the price, we are closing out a grand line of men's and boys' underwear. Don't miss getting some of these bargains. Men's and boys' fancy slippers; the finest line of lato style neckties: the celebrated cuff; the latest E. & w. collars and cuffs; Manhattan white shirts. i then, commit 10 than that. f ciLrar PRECIOUS lxo never When I .1 atecl io value wallow in nt certain di an h ,t in All tlie late styles in stiff and soft liats. Ave lead in the hat trade. If you want a nobby hat give us a call. I for tho: i> who .sli.-i litly iu•vry apt to I diamonds n si pent Trunks ! Trunks ! fumil :iny la A riimice For Nnllors, nd cor o£ fre • nilii! ,ly long A fine line, prices guaranteed tho lowest. Satchels, valises umbrellas, (ladies or gents) all styles and prices. Gloves, hosiery, etc. 830,000 In KIkIiI OrllflH. Main Street, Hotel Pmtall Building, To Palaver With tlie Orc«t 1'iUlier. mm* mr IMklw. The ailyvr Mtmum Vim Tr— C*»«- ,BBCTTSB TO WIFMim. UTAWNfCY, PA., Are always Desirable but Good Things of Life —Smiley—"Now, remember, I don'1 want a very large picture." Photographer—"All right, sir. Then please close your mouth."—Boston Traveller. —It is when a lady enters a crowded borse-car that the man who has a seal really feels that he is getting his money'* worth out of a newspaper.—Elraira Ga zette. Clayton North —(lirl Graduate—"Oh, uncle,Clara and I saw the funiest thing' at the park this morning'." Unolc "What was it?" Ciirl Graduate -"They lunl a liou shaved just like a little poodle doy."—Yale Record. —Epoch —Mabel (looking at a dude smoking a cigarette)—"How detestable!" Amy— "Yes: a ciwarette is very objectionable!" Mabel—"1 didn't refer to the cigarette, but to tlie object at the moist end of it.'' —"Oh, how sorry 1 uni my first deal husband died!" sighed Mrs. S nod grass, after a quarrel with her present husband. "So am I!" replied Snodgrass, fervently.—J ury. —"Snelley writes a pood deal bettei than he talks." "O, immensely." "Thee you have read some of his writings?" "No, but I have heard him talk."—Bos> ton Transcript ONE v PRICE v CLOTHIER, They ni's cannibals, ami they sometimes ent their own,children when they are young and juicy. After the young are ten months old they are able to care lor themselves, and there is no danger of their being destroyed. With the increase in the price of teyapin, terrapin farming ought to become profitable. Years ago they were a drug in the market, and you could buy them at Annapolis for twelve cents apiece. Twenty years ago they brought oulv six dollars a dozen in Washington, and now there are cases in which an extra fine article Bells from six dollars to eight dollars apicce. Senator John M. Clayton, of Delaware, once bought a cartload for one dollar, and it is said that Washington, Lafayette and Cornwallis ate a terrapin dinner after tho surrender at Yorktown.—Denver Times. TERRAPIN FARMING. A flrarliklf / Industry Along tb« Chew pcuka Bay In Maryland. Of. late yean a number of terrapin Tarma have been started along the Che»- apenlce, and Senator Bayard is said to be the proprietor of one of them. The biggest farm is on the Patuxent river, and it consists of a large salt-water lake, whleh could accommodate thousands of terrapin if they would breed as rapidly as was desired. The farmer has surrounded this lake with board fences to keep out the rauskrats and foxes, which are the terrapin's enemies. He has made hatcheries of boxes partly filled with sand, and so arranged that when the females anter them they can not get out until they are taken out. He has nurseries for young terrapin, and he keeps the little ones there until they are ten months old in order to preserve them from their fathers, for the older terrapin are as fond of good living as a Justice of the United States Supreme Court. Insurance Agent (to Aunt Lize)— "Don't you want to take. a policy?" Eliza—''Clar out ob (lis yer, wif yer temptations, chile. I ilono ain't played no policy since I jined llic church."— Boston Herald. Icee made stay home from Yau- Teacher—"Were you sorry, Tommy, that 3'on stole the apples?" Tommy- "You bet I was. They made me so sick that I had to Ho was Sorry —"Good gracious!" said Mr. Hitter, "I am plad I'm not in tlio strait that the Baring's were. I should be in a bad fix if 1 had to raise SOS,000,000. I lind it h;ir |
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