The Conshohocken Recorder, August 31, 1900

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NO. L956
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CONSHOHOCKEN, PA., PHIDAY AUGUST 3.1, L0QO. $1. PER YKAK
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\PPI:NINGS
OF THE FRIENDS AROUND US
THEIR PLEASURES AND THEIR
WOES
W'l'Ml, 111,
stage party weather.
Thi PubUc Schools open on Monday. '"'''- •" !";"
Rev, B. T .'iiIng ipenl this week al
I. Illlllc.
I bj net parasol,
maybe Ita In i i
ri i: Wolfe, realdini on Sixth are
mi.' i- aei lonely 111.
Won s ReUel Corps win moot
DI M Monday evening
* I' BTOI i i - .1. liverlng his mods
iii .i ho |on I te Is driving a
mnle
High Muss in BLMatthew's Church
begins in \i Bnnday morning, Beptem-
A CALL FOR PLAYURS (;RKAT SWIMMING EVENT
Bllen Powers, of Norrlatown, Is
I spending a week with Miss Clara Chap-si.
Matthew i Paroi hial Si boo! re
opens on Monday.
Tha 'hi i mometer i limbed up to M
degreei mi Wednesday,
Prof, B. P. Oorrlgan la ipendlng a
ti « days in Atlantic city.
Excursions niini this borough will
soon be a thing of the past
its mrm, yel many raffer from
colds and the ahin walal la blamed
People are already getting bettei
appetites, and groceryman are happy
Mrs BL .1. Calne and Miss Stella
Cains nave returned from Atlantic
City.
Ettii i). Cuater was rlsltlng Mis
Jeaaa Dettra of fowamenslng lasi
weak.
Twai aad to think i>r a new wlntei
outfit afti i ih. iquander al thi
shore.
.*«•tin i'.iii,ih.HI of Third avenue, a
well known resident, has removed to
Philadelphia
Mi Oeoi [i Wolf.. ui Sixth avenui
and Maple itree< la reeovering from a
■ei imis Illness.
Samuel Roberta is attending the
State Camp of the P, 0 a of A. In
i.i baaoi ' bit « sek
Mi Howard P, Tompklna of Tin
11 in: her mother Mrs
Smith, ui Seventh avenue
The chilli ni Edward and Ida Ballej
of -••V'niii svenue was buried this af
iiiiioiin.il Merlon Square Cemeteta/.
Another ..- on the weather mask Hi
said 'twouldn'l be above 80 on Wednee
day. Twas Bd What's the answer.
One of the leading topics among s.i
entiats of the town is "are the Pllei
Id nf Thunder sad Lightning?"
Mrs. loaepn ii. Qarner, with her twi
children is rlsltlng her parents, Mr
and Mrs. Joseph llallani mi Sixth r. <
nue.
Mrm Charles Waters, of Brooklyn
N. v.. la spending a few weeks' vacs
tion with friends ami relatives In this
borough
Howard Roberts. Frederick Eckfc.M
and Howard Robinson havebeencamp
lng out at Batterton, Mil., during thi
past weak.
Taylor & Son have opened a Cut
Price Grocery .it ST Payette treat
This Is a well known lirm who bavi
many friends here.
The aiioaaora 61 the different wards
will be at the polling places on Tiles
day and Wednssdaj ni n.'\t week from
in i ami from ii '" I o'clock for the
purpose of registering voters.
John P, DeHaven will have his fall
opening on Saturday, Mr. DeHaven
has one of the largest stores in tin
enmity :iinl keeps always on hand a
complete stock of dry goods and fancy
articles.
■ Keep .isin a ami sail yy here hogs i an
help themselves." That's easy hul
what putties the average grocery man
la to keep his stock of fruit, cheese,
crackers, ate., where the hog cannot
help himself.
Don't forget the Ij»wn Pete on tin
G A if lawn i irrow evening for
tin benefit of the mortgage hind or
George Smith Poel given by the Won
en's Relief Corps. Children admitted
in the afternoon free,
When Ice is scarce liquids can be
rapidly cooled by pouring them Into
large Jugs round which two or three
layers of flannel have boon wrapped,
The n.mill is saturated with water,
and the rapid evaporation that takes
place cools the liquid as effectively as a
refrigerator.
The trolley party to OollegevlUe to
be given hy the Knights of Golden
icni. a this evening promises to be a
grand success. A huge number of
tickets have been sold and it In expect
ed thnt the number will exceed that of
the previous one. Cars will leave s.-i
ond avenue and Fayetta street at 8.46,
7.if. and 7.46, Barrett/a Orchestra will
furnish music for dancing.
While swimming In the Bchuylklll
river on Wednesday Charles Moore,
our great attack Of the local liasket ball
team, severely cashed tils legend kneea
Moore was swinging on a rope Which
WSJ hanging; froin a limb of a tree
when the stick which he was banging
on broke and dashed him up against
the rocks along the shore. Although
his Injuries required medical attention
it Is not thought they will prove seri-ous.
A rare opportunity to hear first class
music by Iii st class artists will lie giv-cn
the public, in St. Marks Lutheran
Church, Saturday evening. September
Mb 11100. Mr. Trewendt whose exquis-ite
pathos and brilliant execution On
the violin have often been enjoyed will
be present Mrs Hook, n line contral-to
and Mi Day a rich baritone will Il-lustrate
beautifully ths scope of the
human voice, The beauties of pi i
music will be found In the duett-, by
the Misses Kn.-ilit ami in the accom-paniments
to the other music.
man of Ninth avenue.
The Loyal Temperance Legion will
meel In Si Marks Lutheran Church
ii morrow afternoon at L' o'clock.
The store and dwelling of .lames II
Kay trill be offered for sale by Auc-tion.-
cr Jacob Orsell on Saturday af-ternoon,
II I bell red thai 'Thomas Kelly.
who was killed on the Trenton Cut off
ha an account In some Philadelphia
Hank and hit brother. Daniel Kelly, of
this borough is making an Investiga-tion.
Thai eohi wave promised by thr
weather department for this week is
here. Ths thermometer only t bed
i1! degrees al noon to-day. Several of
"in residents got OUl their tine wraps
nut bad them shipped to the Adiron-dacks.
The township of Plymouth has paid
Its Indebtedness to the conshohocken
bcliool Hoard. Notices have been post
ed throughout Connaughtown thai any
child that wishes lo attend the Consho-horken
Schools must get a permit from
Jonathan Cleaver, the president of the
Hoard. 'These permits are being is-sued
now so that the children can at-tend
the school on Monday.
CAPT CRAWFORD CALLS HIS MEN
FOR PRACTICE SOME NEW AC-QUISITIONS.
With the local team beginning i"
practice to-morrow ths munis of tin
Nevei before In the history < >r the
swlmmini ■ bnmpionshlp meeting
thi re been as large or aa representative
a list ui i nt: Ii S as that received for the
Seventh Annual fixture of the Atlantic
'ion \. A. i'., to he decided
ESESrSIDE
HI/MS AND WAYS
DOINGS ACROSS THE BRIDCE
foot ball crank will begin to whirl and '" ""' "ehliylklll MlVW, at Lafayette.
from now on their heads will be full
ui nothing else hut foot ball. 'The
tool ball team was falrlj worshipped
on Saturday under the auaploea of the
National Swimming Association of
Philadi Iphla, and a gl ' Is iu
by the sporting i. ,,i our town last s'""' ""' ""' '"(:l1 °*votees of amateui
ys it ind the) wi re wild with Joy mln i Among the >;:: i ntrlea on
THE YOST FAMILY
I •■ KM ndanta of Jacob Yost held a
reunion yesterday al Sanatoga I'nrk
were elected as follows: Pros-
William Summers, of this bor-
■ugh; Vli Presidents, i-\ II. Sehwenk
town, :iii:i Harvey Hunaberger
Hi . Secretary, .1. Irwln
Ifnsl Centre Square; Treasurer. II. II.
,I.ill,II,,n. of Norrislown.
Jacob Yost was born March 16, 1796,
in SSwlbrucken Germany, He arrived
In Philadelphia, September L'l. 17J7 ami
Was naturalized April 11. IT61. He
married Elizabeth Shambach, July n.
mil settled in Centre Square.
Mr, Bummers delivered ths annual
address In part he said:
We are present her to-day. the third
reunion of the descendants of Jacob
foal one of the early Herman pioneers
and to do honor to his memory His
object was to seek a home in a new
country and enjoy the privileges of lib-em
and religious toleration, privileges
Hi n were denied to them in their na
tfve country, Have they succeeded'
\\ a lave only m look around us to-day,
and see the results that have grown
from their labors.
About 60,000 Germane emigrated to
this country between n;s2 ami 177s,
their descendants now number mlllloni-imi
an- located in every state In thi
Union, from the Atlantic to the Paelflc.
No monuments mark their place ol
burial, the hand of man and the march
of progress have removed ami covered
lip 'In burial places of thousands of
the early pioneers of this country.
Ibis may lie i right, thedevelopeiiientol'
and progress of improvements de
man Is -that the dead shall give place
tn the living Steam and electricity
has been harnessed to do the work of
man Compare these Improvements
with those used by Hie early settlers
The nineteenth century has been not-ed
as line of invention.
What will the 20th century do for
the new man and woman? We leave
them the element above to eonqner,
probably they may Invent means to
navigate through the air to all parts
ol the country. 'Time will tell. It may
be said bv them we were behind the
times Wait and see. time alone will
tell. Prophets cannot.
the sue, ess which attended their efforts ''"' l"'"l;':l""""' '"'" u'"'" ,;ir Per
for a winning team. Ami why shouldn't r°nners "' the water, who conjointly
they have been.' .hist think of 8 team '"'1 ' noarlv "" "'" American compel
going through a whole season with it(w "dimming records, will lake part,
only one defeat to crease their bannei ' Carro" lehaeffer of the University
and this was due to a blunder made by '' ''"'"" IVRn,». "'" little swimming
a member of the home team. This de mMy*] ''""' l''1"'1 A. W.-ii.-k of the
feat lias been looked over bv every fill N"" V'"1, *-thIetlC Chili 11.-sides these
lowot of the team as well as has i i, " ' ' '"' '"' represented by
the mistake made by the player It was ';"; M "'lilv- ■ v'l'v f,1Nl sl""'1 <"*■
madS in an hour of anxieiv. and any ';'"''''. '"'il"'!l" :""' l"11" l:- Mel.-ban
member of the local l.-ani or any Othei *™° ' ' ''" '"'' '" ""' hOVlee and ban
team would have been liable lo do the ''" ''' •*"»». T>''' Klli, l<el bock-r Ath-same
thing. Of course II made Hi, '"''' ('1"1' ■*■ "'"' l'"'1 (i'"- v Va«
spoils feel blue over the result but Cleaf and I, dell. Hundley, two of their
they have all over looked ii and hope '" s' ""'" '" ""' ;"" >'".irds handicap,
CALVARY CHURCH
18th Sunday after Trinity. Sunday-
School. 9.1S A. M. Morning Service
10.30 A. M. with Holy Communion.
evening service. 7.00 P. M. The Hec-tor
will officiate,
Chinese are dangerous enemies, for
they are treacherous. That's why all
counterfeits of De-Witt's witch Hate!
Salve are dangerous. They look like
HeWitt's but Instead of the all bealim:
wih h hazel, they all contain Ingredi-ents
liable tn Irritate thp skin and
cause blood poisoning, ftw piles. In-juries
and skin diseases use the origi-nal
and genillie DeWltt's Witch Ha/el
Salve.
11. Maxwell Harry and W. E Sup-plee.
West Conshohocken.
Washington, D 0,
'I-MI I'uie Food Co., l,e Hoy, V. Y.:
Gentlemen:- Our family realise so
much from IIIP us. of HHAIN-O that I
teel I must say a word to Induce
others to nee it. If people are Inter-ested
in their health and the welfare of
their children they will use no other
bevi rage. I have used them all but
GHAIN-0 I have found superior to
any for the reason thnt it Is solid
Yours for henlth, 0. F. MYERS.
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the locals i an do even better t^iis year
Ther is many a town thai does not
know what it is to have a fool ball
team like the locals and think II a
treat to see such a team OH the grid
iron. Of course 'here are good teams
in this state. ,,ui the home team ranks
among the highest Of them, while such
places as Norrlatown do not have a
team thai could carry water to
The locals will begin hard work right
from the start and if they do not make
a successful career this year ii will
not be because they will not try. Thi
players an delighted with the record
the] trade last yeai and they have been
waiting eagerly for tin time of tlu-year.
win n they em a.v i go in . i-sealp
thS best Of ll- :. 1-r. I'-lira III thi:
section of the state, and befot - thi
season Is finished they may have thi
name of defeating the strongest teams
Of Western Pennsylvania.
The management was trying to ae
cure I'etie llvertield, the star e.-nln
of last years team of the University ol
Pennsylvania but he hga gone to re
poll on the HoOIMtead learn. Over
field bus ahown himself to be among
the best men the University ever had
In that position and would have been
a great Instructor tor the locals but
they will have to engage some one els.
who Is capable of tilling the position
It is reported that Carter, the er.uIk
tackle, who has i II connected with
the home team for a number of years
has resigned 'This will be sad new
for the cranks as Carter's work al thai
position has always been such as to
demand the esteem of the followers of
ih. game. Lardy Morris, ..r the dis-banded
I'hocnixvillc team has beat
signed and either he or Shreiner. an
Other new addition Will be played In
his place, charbs McCarthy, Of tie
Qermantown Academy has also i eei
signed.
WHOLESALE THIEVES
WITH HORSE AND WAGON
npeolal to The Recorder:—
West Lafayette,
Barly this morning. George Hroil
head saw two men helping themselve
to beans and tomatoes in his field, A
dilapidated horse and wagon stood oul
in the road anil Hu- i wo thieves wen
emptying • basket full after another
Into the wagon. Calling some of thi
farm hands Brodhead made a dash tot
the COlprlta hut the latter were too
ipiick for i h.-ui. and drove away al
break neck Spaed with a good supply
of Hrodhead's vegetables in their bat
tared wagon.
MRS McCABES LETTER
In regard to the woman wbobasbe.-ii
lolb-cting money I'm tin- Plymouth
lOvangelbal Church under I In- name Ol
"Aunt Mag" or Mrs. Maggie McCain-the
following letter will explain Itself.
I have been known as Al St Mag
or Percy Wlniiner's Aunt Mag as lb.
term Is applied, tO collect funds frail
dently in Conshohocken for the bene
lit of tin- Plymouth Bvangelli -ii church,
el al > i al s, and desire to ma ki
the statement through the columns of
"Te Recorder" that it is not mc who
aas been canvassing thai borough. I
am not a member of the above named
church and therefore am not authorli
en to collect funds for the same I
further desire to ask the dtlsens of
Conshohocken to make no donations
to anyone collecting money under the
name of 'Aunt Mag 01 Percy Wim-mer's
Aunt Mag."
MltS. MAIllllK M.-C-MIE
IT HELPED WIN BATTLES
Twenty-nine officers and men wrote
from the Front toaaythatforScratches,
liruses. Cuts. Wounds. Sore Peel and
Stiff Joints, Hiieklen's Arnica Salv. is
the best In the world. Same for Burns,
.-. ^ i 11 Eruptions and Pilea 28 eti a box
cure guaranteed. Sold by all drug
gists.
while i is Pltagerald, <>r the New
fork A c. will compete in the
event Other organizations repre-by
their best performers are
the Athletic Cluh of Philadelphia, Co-lumbls
Turn Verem South Branch Y.
M. c A., Duqqesne Country and Alh
I Hi Club, Philadelphia Turngernelnde,
ami National Swimming Association.
A fuii Ms. of the entries and handicaps
follow:—
100 yards novice ran—It. w. Be
uior.t. N B A.: Daniel llagcaiily. S.
U V M C, \ ; Wm. Keysor, Pythian
A. C.i Hubert 0 Saver. Phila.: J.
Howard Waldron. N. S. A ; .las. B.
,] n '■ C. and A. ('.: Alfred \l
Weir, vnher'a Natatorium; Rowley w
Pegley, N, s A.: John Blaraphim.
I'tiiia.: I", rd. i.aiksi... Columbia T. V
Harry W. Wallace. Pythian A c ; |
II. Story I'hila.; Stanley Sparks. A. C,
>f P.; Prank B. Johnson, s n ^• \i
C. A.: Chan, i-:. Melnnes, \. S. A; John
.1. I-'oley. Pythian A. (V: and Lewis c
Klnslng, N, s. \.
100 yards Championship Harry Kol
lo. k, \. s. \ : B, i-:. Krause, P, T. G.i
i( W Remont, N. B. A.: Percy A. Mil
chell, N. s. \ ; Guy M. Daily. II C. ami
A. C.i Walter M. .larmnn. N. S. A.:
Rowlej w Pegley N B A : Chas. II.
Pyrah, N B a.: 0. Harris Kollock. A
C. of P.; Howard C Story and Lewis
C Klnslng,'N. a. A.
:':'" yards lloinheup lv Carroll
Bchaeffer, U, of Pa., scratch: Fn-ii \
Wenck, N, Y. A, C, 12 seconds: Quy
M. Daily. D. C. and A C. and Harry
Kollock, N. B. A.. US leconde (1. I"
Van Cleaf. Ft A. C, ami Walter M
laniian. 80 seconds: L. l-'il/gerald, Jr.
N. Y. A 0 . 22 seconds; c. ll. Kolloca
A. C. of p„ g] seconds: It. W. Item.ml
N. S. A.. ::o i.-.on.ls; .1. E. Meighan. 11
C, and A. C, SO leconda; P. A, Mitchell
and II. C. Story. N. S. A.. SO seconds;
K. i:. Krause i' T a . :;:, seconds; L
C. Klnslng and C. B. Melnnes. :!.", sec
unds: I II. Waldron. N. S. A., II) sec-onds:
frank n. Johnston, S. B, Y. M.
c \.. in seconds: it. w. Pegley and C
H. Pyrah, m seconds: Bhnll Klnslng
N, B V: II. W. Wallace, P \. C.; Har-ry
Rosenthai, M. S, A.; Perd. Lalhale
Columbia T. v.: Alex, Ci ron and A,
B, curt. M, s. A.; each |E seconds
Half mile Championship—Harry Kol
look, N. s. A.: tiny kt Dalley, n. C.
imi A C; !.. C Klnslng, N. s. A,; K
E. Krause. I\ T. C; Walter M. .laniian
N s. \.: it w. Remont, N. s. a,;
Howard 0. story. Rowley \V. Pegley
and C ii Pyrah, all N, s. A.
The following officials have been se-lected
to conduct the meeting, the tirsi
race being called for 8.10: Referee,
Hairy McMillan, x. s. A.: Judges Dr
Wm. Schlelf, i'. of I'a : Prank Pleaaon
imi. A. 0 ui I' : Dr D I Houston, N
s \: .i ii. Oowperthwalt, N B \
Dr. Aha v Tod. N. s. A.; w. B. Braj
'The Press:'' John W. Kelly. Jr.. N. S
\ Malcolm Henry. Pythian A. O.;
Starter. Capt. Chas. W Kinsing. N. S
\.: Timers. Frank Henderson, A. 0. Of
P.; it. M. i.aycock. "The Record;"
Prof charbs Holroyd, Columbia i'n.
Wm. Kriedgen. Jr., P T O.i ''has. 11
Mende, Vesper it C i w Ward Beam
P \ C Carson Daveraport, N. S. A.:
Prof. Hen Klstler, D. of I'a Clerk ol
Course. .1. II. Sterrett. N. S. A \n
noiineer. Clarence w Crammer, '"i'lu
item." Official Reporter, 11. Walter
Sehlicbi.-r. Sporting Editor "The Item."
PREVENTED A TRAGEDY
Tim. ly in for tion given Mrs. George
Long, of New Strailsville. Ohio, saved
tWO lives A frightful cough had long
kepi her awake every night She bad
tried many remedies and doctors but
steadily grew worse until urged in try
Dr. King's New Discovery, one bottle
wholly cured her; and she writes Ibis
marvelous medicine also cured Mr.
Long, of a seven- attack of Pneumonia
Such cures are positive proof of its
power to cure all throat cln-sl and lung
troubles. Only B0c and 11.00. (iuar.ui
teed. 'Trial bottles free all dm-
In India, me land of famine Hums
anils die because they cannot obtain
food. In America, the land of plenty
many suffer and die because they can- the blood to circulate naturally and
not digest the food they sat KodOl bring about complete relief. Hood's
Dyspcpsa Cure digests what you Bat I Pills act dr.-ctlv upon the liver and
MANY PEOPLE ARE AFFLICTED
With severe headaches;
Caused by torpidity of
i ae liver. Hood's Pills.
By Invigorating the liver,
Quickly overcome the headache, cause
It instantly relieves and radically
cures all stomach troubles.
H. Maxwell Harry and W. B. Snp-plee,
West Conshohocken.
bowels. 'They are prompt and reliable
and yet gentle in action. They tone
and strengthen instead of weakening
the system.
Miss Lilbe Levan is visiting In
W i aim son,
Thomas'Smth Is condned to bis
horn.- li\
—'Thomas Riles is being entertained
by friends at Malv.-rn.
Mr and Mrs. Benjamin Davisspenl
last Sunday in Atlantic City.
Mini Nellie Gareas Ii recovering
from an attack ..r Scarlet fever
Several ol our ersldents will enjoy
a trrf to Atlantic City on Sunday.
A I Moore is in Philadelphia to-day
on business of a personal nature
John O'Brien has accepted ■ posi-tion
with Kelly t, O'Brien, ice dealera,
The rogulai meeting of ||i,. School
Hoard will be held on Monday even-ing
M lay is Labor Hay. Hence- the
■*' 's Will not be opened until 'Tues-day
-The small child is wearing a long
face from the thougfH of returning to
in sii,ui, s on 'Tuesday.
Bwedeland has been the oentre of
'"' " Uon for many Philadelphia
' ..aching parlies the past month.
Miss Siiiti has returned to her
home In Wilmington after spending a
n vacation with the Misses
Davli
—Harvest Home Bet \ Ice will b. held
In tin- Free Baptist Church on Sunday.
Services al 10 16 A. M. ami 7. 16 P. \i
There will be several ministers pres-ent
All a..- welcome.
—The i rai of \irs James Griffith
o.i urn d yesterday afternoon from hei
husband's residence at Gulf Mills and
was largely attended St rvlces wen
c luiied ai the house Interment was
in the Gulf Cemetery,
Tin- fall term of the West Chaste
State Normal School will open on Mon
day when those from this borough who
are pupil of the Institutions and wht
have been spending their vacation
with then parents, will return to their
stllllii s.
Tin fun.-ral of Harry Smith which
was held on Wednesday was attended
by a large number of friends and rela
tlvea, who came to pay their last re
-piiis to the deceased young man
Sen ins wen conducted in the Gull
chinch by Rev. I.. F. Bauseman and
the Inter nt was made m the adjoin
ing iemetery.
With the pi.-ni. of the Free Hap
list Sunday School over the plcnli
MSSon which has proven a meat sue
II Hells Wood is brought to i.
lOBl 'These woods have been thf
seem- of many enjoyable gatherings
this summer and some of our residents
ire only sorry that it did not las:
longer. 'The season was Inaiiguraiei'
by the Qeo, Clay Plre Company and
since then all the Sunday Schools of
ibis borough have held their annual
picnics there and have always had B
pleasant time, but with the going out
of the hot weather the woods will hi
b-fl tO the falling or I he leaves and
then to the winds and snoyvs of bins
try winter, and next summer thewoods
'.in again be taken as a pleasure resort
for residents of this borough and the
borough across the river. It is to hi
hop. .I thai ih.- report which was ru
in.ui d io the affect that the wood*
would be closed to all picnieers next
year "ill prove to be untrue as this
would be a big disappointment to the
Sunday School solars of this place
—Much excltemi nt prevailed las)
evening In the vicinity of the P, ,v- it
-' a when two female employes id
i ■ Merlon Worsted Mill mel In a fis-tic
encounter. The trouble bad been
brewing all day and it was noised
iboul the mill thai a "scrap" between
the two was on for 8.02, anil after the
i.iploy.-s had been dismissed they
mthered around to see the go. The mm
was between a heavy weight and a
feather weight but the "runt" was the
or. The bout lasted only on.
round, and while there was not as
mtlch science as was displayed at the
Coi bell—McCoy fight, there was equal
iy is much excitement for those who
witnessed u Umbrellas were brought
into the Fracas the handles of which
•napped like pipe stems when the
Wlelder brought them down with a
mighty swal upon her opponent's bead
Hall was pulled out at the rate of a
bunch a half second ami the alum:.
phere was blue with Bery ejaculations.
Bach scrapper bad her admirers and
i in h one was cheers! lustily us she
landed an uppeRUl or a solar plexus
blow and while there was no knock-downs
then- were several sliff punches
delivered. 'The bout came to an abriipl
end after it had run three minutes by
the appearance of the boss lloth par-lies
swear vengeance and it Is probable
that a challenge will be offered by the
feather weigh! as she believes thai she
could gain the decision over her dough-ay
antimonisl on points even if she is
unable to administer a . lean knock-out.
FALSE TEETH SEPA-RATES
MAN AND WIFE
Spei iai to i he Recorder: —
Qladwyn
Andre Hunter a I'olander, of tills
Plan- found a set of Talse teeth the
other day while a-umaging through
the house, ami bringing them to his
wife, he demanded an explanation. She
told him ll was aa old set thai she had
laid aside as she was now using new
ones In a rage. IIII-III,.,- Bong ,|„,
teeth oul into tin road and told his
wife he would not have married her,
mid he known bet teeth was I.,K,
The woman told him to do as he pleas-ed,
ami grabbing his hat, Brentei went
out and has not yei returned. As Mis
Brenter mala... oul wi n In the dress
making business, she Bald in her mi
I ne tongue that "she didn't care if he
never conn back "
THE CONSHOHOCKEN
PROPHET
PREDICTS
'''''■" morning Ii tti is aril] be written
'i p. paper,
♦
1 hal ""■" beet Is n.it, ii alwuz
noil i i ire] head.
♦
1 '■ il 'lo-- waim weathet a a meltin
all tin r ruble l ne, as.
■ rest fiend ,-III now
build up h, rinter front
Thnl emu i: feelln shocked at ther
i"" ■ i' alen ire askln r. i it
♦
That when a teller's short, he feels
still smaller if his girl finds it out.
A CHILD'S NARROW ESCAPE
While Bthel Swi-lllller the four yeai
old daughter of George Bwatmler, wai
playing on the porch yesterday after
noun at her hoim on Ninth avenue, a
piece of rock weighing about tWelvi
pounds came Hying through the m
and fell Within tWO feet of her.
ii was hurled by a heavy blast from
a quarry which is about three hundred
let distant and had ll struck the lull.
girl, it would have meant Instant
neatb.
'The quicker you stop a cough or oold
the less danger there will he of fatal
lung trouble. One Minnie Cough CaW
is the only harmless remedy that gives
Immediate results. You will like It.
II. Maxwell Harry and W. E. Supplec
\V. Conshohocken
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
Deinocrati. politics are al lever heal
in M.-w nf the county n in v.-nt ion to be
held In Norrlatown on next Tuesday
The primaries will be held on Batui
day , vening iu the dlfferanl wards of
the borough, whap delegates to the
' .invention and cmiimiltecincn will be
lected. 'There will in all probability
in,tests in at l.-ast three of the
wards, and the friends of the dlffer-
•iit candidates are making canvassei
for votes Judging from the express-ion
of opinions of the members if the
Democracy in this borough, fusion
will have no .bailee at all in the con-vention.
When tin Democratic convention
shall meet next 'Tuesday the delegates
will i.e handed a list of candidates, win.
will show such strength that several
oallota will iii- required for choice
The list Includes: For Assembly.
leremiah w. Delaney, Bridgeport; I.
H Pennell and 'Thomas V. Smith, Nor
nslowii: Willam V Prank and John
i Wyerie, I'oitstown: George w. iiei
bits Wbileinarsh; Dr. John ti.llers.-h
Baal Greenville; Dr. s. it Homer
Lower Providence; Charles s. Knapp
Montgomery township; JohnLanelere
tblngton: M. s. Moore. Lower Merlon;
mil W- 11. Hosenberry, l.ansdali
Messrs. Ilersch. I.nrzelere and Rosen-berry
are present incumbents. Foi
Prothonotary, Albert Helffanstein
NorristOWn; A D. Johnson. I.ans.lale.
George Behests, Pottstown, Directors
of the Poor. Alfred S Owing, l.owii
Merlon Jury Commissioner, John n
Berge, Lowei Salford; John 0, Hen
-nicks. Perklomen and John L, Troy
Via ristown.
There Is Considerable rivalry fm
Congressional conferees, there being
I'M n to be chosen to help as many
from Bucks County name a candidate
for Congn i
1,1 " ther iimmer days are gitteu
shorter, so are ther summer boarders.
♦
That tin i feler that has money ter
bum is orfin glad ter go pk-kin aBhes.
♦
I hal some men give up ||fe'a battle
soon, but ther i boemaker sticks to ther
last
♦
That although summer girl's bathin
sails have they short comlns. yet they
come high.
♦
That ther feller thnt kisses a girl
against be, will should try her
lips fer a change.
That ther man that expects to be
left SOhiethin by his rich uncle genrllly
I himself an that's right.
liter the Republican Convention
adjourned A. D, Petteroll the Insur-gent
bailer said "The atltl-CJuayiles
will iiunie a third ticket. Two of tin
nominees will be present Representa-tive
Jason Sexton ami Captain II. II
I'elterolf. The other three will he
equally strong and will include on.
from Lower Merlon, another from
Lower Salford and the third from Nor-rislown
or the southeastern section ol
the county, 'The call for our conven-tion
will be issued in a few days."
Democratic state Chairman Killing
held a conference With a score ill iii,.).
Democrats from Montgomery county
yesterday afternoon al the Lafayette
Hotel. Noll IstOWn.
Among those presenl were County
I'nairtnan Sluiner. ex-Chairman Kane
Harry I. Pox, of Nonlsloyvn, ex-llis
trici Attorney Dickinson, ex-Represen-tatives
Rosenherry and Hirst; Senator
Went/, of Ambler: P. .1. McCarthy, of
Pottstown; Hugh n. O'Neill, of Jon-klntown;
Walter Bpeery and Samuel
Hoi kins.
After tin- conference Chairman ltd
ild "Tin- factional differences
among Montgomery County •Democrats
have b.-en adjusted and all ale now
united. At the convention next Tues
day a full Legislative and county ticket
will be nominated. 'That is the sub
nance of the decision reached in our
(inference to-day."
THAT TIIROBBING HEADACHE
Would quickly leave ymi. if yon used
in King's N.-w Life PHIS. Thousandsof
sufferers have proved their matchless
merit tor Sick and Nervous lleaila.be.-
. ney make pure blood and build up
your health, Only L'.". cents. Money
uack if not cured, sold by all drug-gists.
it win surprise you to experience llu
benefit obtained by using the dainty
and famous little pills known as De-
Witt's Little Early Itlsers.
H. Maxwell Harry and \V. E. Supplee
W. Conshohocken.
SHE WALKS TO LIVE
AND LIVES TO WALK
A woman giving her name as Eliza-beth
Wrenn sauntered through West
Conshohocken on Tuesday, carrying a
satchel which was full of curious ar-tlolea
which she claimed to have collec-ted
in different parts of the United
'lai.-s Among them were small
horse-fish Indian arrow-heads, peculiar
looking plants, mid bits of stone, bul-
'| is and several small daggers.
Blisabeth said that she is on a trip
around the United States afoot, and In-tended
to outdo all previous attempts
of pedestrians In thai line.
A card bearing her name and inten-tions
is given to those who she chan-
's to meel. with a request to give
what they can.
The persevering woman has had
ionic thrilling experiences, but Is very
able to take her part. She has been
'raveling four years having started
from Minneapolis. Minnesota, and is
now on her way Bast Her appearance
Indicated refinement and her language
red thai she has been well educa-ted.
DOG KILLED BY SNAKE
Special to The Recorder: —
Shawmonl
'Carlos,' the St. Bernard dog be-longing
to Henry Mnyhew was bitten
this morning hy a huge black snake
and died after suffering in great agony
tor two hours. The dog was resting
quietly under n tree when the snake
wound Itself ground him and inserted
the deadly fangs. Carlos was strug-gling
vainly to get out of the serpent's
■rasp, when Mayhew appeared and
killed the snake with a scythe. Carlos
was unable to stand up after the bat-tle
and moaned until he went to dog
heaven,
HOLINESS CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
Saturday night a Gospel Temperance
meeting will be held. Charles Mills.
Temperance Evangelist will speak and
Hlng. Mr, Mills is a converted drunk-ard
and variety singer.
Sunday. 10.30 A. M. preaching by
Pastor. Subject "Nehnminh's night
visit to Jerusnlem." 2.00 P. M. Sunday
School. .1 P. M. Holiness Meeting.
.. :I0 P. M. Song Service. K P. M.
Preaching by Charles Mills, Evangelist.
>.i Mills will sing at each service.
Sunday night al 8 o'clock an open
a.r meeting will be held at the cross
roads. Rebel Hill. Charles Mills. Tem-pi
run .- Evangelist, will make an ad-dress
and sing.
The wolf In the fable put on sheep's
clothing In cause if be travelled on his
iwn reputation he couldn't accomplish
ids purpose. Counterfeiters of De
Witt's Witch Hasel Salve couldn't sell
their worthless salves on their merits,
so they put them in boxes and wrap-pers
like DeWltt's Look out for them.
'Tale only HeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
It cures piles and all skin diseases.
II. Maxwell Harry and W. E. Sup-plee,
West Conshohocken.
STORY OF A SLAVE
To be bound hand and font for years
by the chains of disease is the worst
form of slavery. George D, Williams, of
Manchester, Mich., says Jly wife has
IK - a -.1 helpless for five years that she
could not turn over In bed alone. After
n in two bottles of Electric Hitlers she
is wonderfully Improved and able to do
her own work " This supreme remedy
for female diseases .piickly cures ner-vousness
sleeplessness, melancholy,
headache, backache, fainting amT dizzy
spells. It is a godsend to weak, sickly,
run-down people. Cure guaranteed.
only 50c Bold hy all druggists.
Bicycles to hire and repaired at Ke-hoes.
on Hector street. Opposite the
Catholic school.
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