The Conshohocken Recorder, November 22, 1889

              THE WETn^/T TT
*d RECORDER.
VOL. XX. NO. 38.
CONSHOHOCKEN, PA., FJ.IDAY.NOV 22 1889. *l.O0 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE
MY CHUM TEDDY.
"Ti -i i.. 0 Bowk* i IUJ chum, inn >»*>,
An' how it hk|>p'ii-<l was, l»im IB1 me
Was duwn at the il.iek wllli Ibe real Uiat day,
A-looain' far somottaln' to|cnme our war,
I'ur iblfMSi I ItU >*»'. *." p:*i*iolls fow,
Au'we thou; ,tk opaaimoor two.
In :,;iu' a feller'* valir-. »>eih.p*.
" It was time the boat was a-cittiu" io,
An' ot all tbo crowd on the dock, who'd been
Wail in' (ur MtBdl, none look our eye
Like two who was etan.bn' Juat oloao bj
A lady, if .irr was 00 ', 1 (W "
Yo l c- in 1 1.1| u iiiu.-li bj her way an' droaa-
Wlth a UUIe nirl »bo bad tool Ihi look,
tif Own kidi you aee in the picture booka,
With hoi I !.- I'll. <>i-aud be* hair likogold-
I a'poae .he w.a four or five yeara old. ■
An' bleat if aba dotao'l tell Ted an' me
■ How her pa', on board, and bow glad ahe'll be
I ... ia home with Ym l> till again.
An' Teddy he sec the boat (oil 'In "
• Hi 1 . -lip at la>t,
An' >hUt 'I. ...kin;; fast,
With the pat* Djieis ready a-mo»l to land.
The llllli DM motbor'a band,
Whan an r» ona'a erowdla' an' pasala' hard,
An' blamed if .he doeen't fall ovorboard-
I can': exiaotlj 1*11 bow ill
'Cau.e 'fore 1 kuow. II. why. thireit waa-
An' then Inert roller* a iraal big splash
asT | r ber in a tlaab!
" Ball aboal * vinmuu', now, Ted km Bwim !
I l,-.inwetope l.im,
8t«y u . .
Dive about twict aa high aa me ;
ti i out«» fir you'd l aaeairl oaten ihraogh ;
Why, lb*] aln'i ■ tbiai 'al ba duaaal do !-
More hko H duck, I gnstl you'd «ay
If ever JOB. saw him in, auwo day—
An", thongh the tide ia a-rnnnin' .tronn.
Hi lirikaa right out, an' it ain't ao long
l.i. ha'l cliogin' with her to the allppory
pUtt,
An' abe'a safe-an' he ju-t louka up an' smiles.
" rii"ii th»y Rlt lli 3 little girl np all rixlit,
Au' Mien's nulbln' the matt' r with ber 'cept
fright,
While Ttddy nubeipc 1 ollmba up Ika bcama
With the water a ruuuln' from hiu iu ttrtaua;
Au' while be*, ahivcriu' kiud o', thoro,
Tbe little girl', ma don't aeem to care
At all fur tbo people a-slandin' by,
Hatgivta bin a k»< an' hoyina bo
An' the litile giil'» p* allTl no ateja al iw
In grabhin' hil baud au' he wou't let go ;
Wbllo overy body upon lb? pier
Ju.t whoopa ber np Iu a buatin' oka r.
An' ono of 'em yclla out, after that:
•Conr. chip in. all of JOB II re* kha hat!'
"Aa*didn't lb fi Well, now, Ibe] loatdldl
Teddy w.u allan a look} kid !
An', nh.le around with the hat Ibey i;oet,
in hil elo's.
An' you'd laaghl ■ tbe of ping Bill
With dinua an' qnartara au' ha!fs au' bill-,
Til: .: laal ll'l ah .Mil/ >o tan.'.
Look-,** if the crown w»ul I ju-t bnal I
Au' they t.ki « !!>'• BOW y 'at tlr y hav, n .
An' ihey go - ' i I ddj an' aajrt li'a hi*.
"■ What T aljra TV Idy. ' Tbla ain't all miue "
An" yon ooghter have teed hia black ejta slime.
An' I I I'at J gifts bin a .hove.
Pot I knows juit what he', a-thiukiu' of—
l ,. ahi it hi- noihar, who't putty old.
An' tli.l si.Ur ot hls'ti tin- doetOrS told
If ahe only eoj'd go fur a good long spell
o.tt iu kht oonntry the mlgbt ait well —
An' uv r. ona laogba 'eeose ba -urea ao hard,
While Iba little gtri'a pi Uket < u*. a oard
That Bay.* ah.re r,'lly'- lo ea.l u(.\l day,
And they go-a in a h isk of 111 ir own away,
While eonie on ■ telll IV Idf to .coot home
<|.ik.
An' change nil OaVt i"> lie a
•' Tim's about all -'oepl Tid ly O liourke
Ha. got a elunc, and haa gone to work
In the little girl* pa'l big dry-gooda alore,
An' he aln'l a--liiniu* 'mi up i.o n
An' nu* Do'aa-goin1 to freochool, nigbta,
Au' he'a lraruiu' .o 'at he rca.la an' wrili *.
Win!.' I ' I:' I, in • .;^in' away,
An' lie'i: ba ibli i'. m>me day.
—ki' me'.' Oh. To.ldy'il look out fur me—
Ti My O'lEonrke'a my chum von see !"
Ih. u\ rooat thallind liceu stolen wua «orili
,1 the iilute.l s|«ion8 nt least 110,
found it nocrawary to no to her own room
.in.l lime u Kootl cry. It wan not no mm ti
Hie rale* oi Hie lo-t urtiilea as tlte feeling
ih |l i «T»J h.-r l.iult, nml Unit her husband
might possibly be so far left to himself aa
to tell her so. At all events, ahe would
lose a little of that tine character lor good
sense with which, to her great satisfaction,
he liml cudowed her.
The day did not pass very pleasantly.
Callers came, and she could not help telling
her story, but it was a joke to the best \
in'i ntioncd among them ; and, as the din-ner
hour approached, she felt very much
Indeed like runniDg away.
However, of course, she was obliged to
stay. Her daughters were paying a visit!
to - line cousins, and there wua no one else |
to preside at table. It'sides, she could |
only have put off the evil moment She |
w.ni npalaln and got out some spoons she j
kepi in reaerre, and waited for the impend-ing
moment. She hoped that her husband
would al leant he in good humor, and not
ii thing* went wrong with him—a
little Croat,
Mr. Christy, however, returned that
oveuing iu high good humor. Moreover,
he bid an ovcrcoa't upon his nrin. Could
it be th.it be had come hack for it, after all,
and tho theft had been limited to the spoons
and the counterfeit bank note?
" I thought you went without your over-
0 > it." sho said, with a little rejoiceful leap
ot' the heart, as she seemed to recognize the
11 by its form and color.
I';;t Mi. Christy laughed.
-) I did," he s.itd. "So 1 did. No,
ih.s i* a new coat, 1 bought it for William
My son William is as tall as I am, and
BrermoirsIQistake.
II l-MH AW1V.IIW tOJl'IKll '
II U: I
"Wen you get a lectle bit ohhr dau
w't you is, honey," said Uncle Barani to
tbe little boy, "you'll know lols no' dan
you does now."
The old man had a pile of while oak splits ;
by his aide and these he was weaving into
a ehnir-boltoni. He-was mi expert In lb*
art of " bottoming chairs," and he earned
many a silver quarter in this n.i.v. l'bi
little boy seemed to lw much Interested In
the process.
" Hit's des like I tell you." lh« <!d nan
went on, " I done bad the apeuBOB do it.
I done got so now dat 1 don't VllttVe
wa't I sec, much less wa't 1 year. 11 got
ler be whar I kin r"< mJ b:>u' ou "• cn
fumble wid it. Folks can fool dej
wusa dan yuther folks kin foal um
you don't b'lieve wa't I'm a-telliu' uu you,
you kin ties si Urcr Wolf dc mi lime yon
meet im in he big road."
"Whatnboitt Hrother Wolf, lurlc Re-ntal
t*' the little boy naked, ai lhaold naa
paused to refill his pipe.
"Well, honey, 'I ain't no peat long
rigamarole: hit's des one ex del >er tales
dat goes in n gallop t«il il fdtl *■' &*
jumpiu'-offplacc
" One lime lirer Wolf wuz gwine long tie
big road fanlln' mighty proud en high-atrnng.
He wnz a mighty high-np niiin in
dem days, Rrer Wolf wuz, en 'inoa' all <la
yuther creelura wnz fcard nn im. Wall •
he was gwine long lickin' his chop* an
walkin' sorter stiff kucid, W'IU he happen
INrORMATiON ABOUT YOURSELF.
nearly ns stout, and this fits mo snugly— j ter look down 'pon de gronn' cu dar he
snugly. I came across it in a queer way.
It is qnite a bargain. You see, it looks
eutirely DOW."
"Yes, it certainly does," said Mra.
Christy, "and exactly like yours, too,
dear. Arcu't you jesting?"
" N'o, no, no," said her spouse. " Yon
know I only bought mine a week ago. I
presume il is the newest style, nod William
haanoneyft. He means to get a cheaper
one. Bo to ,1 ty, while I was iu the oHlce,
iu walked au old man—a venerable old
p ntleman.
"'Sir,' aaya he, 'I am a man who does
not find h lusili* getting on well and am
forced to try going about among the gentle-men.
I am a tailor. I have made an
aeed a track iu dc san'. I her Wolf stop,
be did, en look nt it, en den be 'low :
" ' Heyo ! w'at kind er creator dish
yer ? Brer Dog ain't make dat truck, en
necder is Hrer l-'ot. Hit's one er des y»l
kinder erectors w'at ain't got no claws.
I'll des 'bout follow im np, en el" I kelch
'im he'll sholy be my meat.'
"Dat de way Urcr Wolf talk. II.
followed 'long niter de track, he did, eu be
look at it close, but he ain't see no punt
er no claw. Bimeby de track tuck u tu'n
out de road en go up a tltccu wlnr de rail
done wua out. De track wnz plain dar in
de wet son', but Urcr Wolf ain't fee no
sign er no claws.
'He toiler en fuller, Bin Wolf did,
I n a«w*gt> nombcr"of "it'i l« tfcirij-two
The weight "f tbe cuculntini; bleed is
tweniy-eiglit poinulr.
The [hi of nn ednlt in ISO
poondi
The hmin of n man exceeds Unit nl' any
ntiii i animal.
A i .an bnalliea aaolil twenty nines a
luinuie ni.d 1,800 in an hoor.
A i .. i ■ u pints of
nir in ;i luinuie, or up.v.iid of Beffen hogs-
!i-... .. dny.
The axer.ij-e Kehibl of the brain of a
onndi "l n woman two pounds
01 one
and l; pints of Wood, p is
through the lienit in oue hour.
..•.( height "i an l.uglishuian is
i I renebmu 5 feet -I
iui-lws, of u ntsgidn •"' tot :'l inches.
nearly ten pounds oi
blood through the reigc led arterial
beat, and m keafourlieaU whili we breath
u:i c.
.'illv live million
r'l- ii In N I'ich would eover
ice H.iity i.nn- greater than tin
Tin BJVCMg "! the puhe in infanci i-l^
i) per luinuie. n manhood eighty, al CO
of females is more
■ t than that of mt
HIWAYS UP TO TIMES, FALL! 1819 FALL!
HOTSODA
When passing McCoys,
I >rug Store don't fail to
try a glass, of I lot Choco-late,
Coffee, or Beef tea.
The only place in the town
where they can be ob-tained.
HARRY G. DAVIS,
11 you want a good luting and
Nobby Suit,
or a good
OVERCOAT,
Made in first-class style ; we
have a fine line of
Suitings, Pantaloonings and
Overcoatings,
Which arc of the latest styles of
imported and domestic manufacture
b we will sell .il the I
prices, consistent with good work-hip
and trimmings. Satisfac-tion
guaranteed.
Harry G. Davis,
Win. Stemple's Building, abo.
& k Railroad Bridge.
HOHOCKEN, PA.
N. 15.—Scouring and Repairing
NcCOY'S.TOOTH\CH3DR0.-a> aSpeciality.
McCOY'Ja COUGH MIX TURK
is still considered the best
remedy for coughs, colds
&c. It never fails when
used as directed.
MY
PAPER HANGING
ttOftEfcTS & MEttEfilTH.
To see thejmest display of
CARPETS
in town, below Philadelphia prices, go to
IWtiE'RTS & ME<RE<2)ITH.
McGOY'S, CORN CURS
is tin; surest remedy for
Corns, Bunions &c.
;// ••'
cures in one minute
10 cents, a bottle.
Price
A Scnrib'.o Man.
WnuM . linlaam for the Tluoat and
I Lun;,«. It i" curing muro caaea of Cougha,
Culdi, Aaibmr., ltroucliiti*. Cronp anJ all
, Tliroatand Lung brooblea, than any otLcr med-icine.
Tho proprietor baa authorised any
dra«xi«l to give a aample bottle free to con-i
vince you of tbe ini-r.l of llita groat remedy.
i LarKo bottlea 50 ccnla au,l 11
e\pcn-ive overcoat tor a gentleman. Fifty | de track git fresher cn fresher, but -iill
dollars wu» the price und he did not pay ; he ain't see no print cr no claw, liiuicby
Price of Two Yases.
When the old i*'.lillii oane In ut the
do<ir with those exlrcm.ly pretty raaea,
Mra Chrlaty fell that they weta the very
things that ahe wanted in hci
room, and ao, Instead of saylog MNo" when
he poliicW rc'Hi'BVil her lo sec if she hud
any "old clothes to change lot tome'tplen-did
vises," ihealloved bin !■' all down
while she went upstairs to ronmaga, and
cruie down with sorai old garmants of her
husliaiul's and one of thone old "Stella
ahawlf," which cctluiuly she never should
wear ngum nnlesi il was at ni^lit, for they
went out ol fbstoB before she was nianied.
It c.iiuc to her mind that she rras foolish
to leave n stranger ah nj so louir. hut the
old man was nUting quietly where she had
left him, and look.,1 ao in iefa like a hrnev
olent old patriarch thai lbs « i- ashamed
of renvnibering that the unooaa were In
the pantry and the pantry unlocked, How-ever,
he wan quite wotldly enough lo drive
a hard bargaiu, and to Ih, coat, vest and
shawl .'-lie had to add a gown th.t might
very w-u have been worn often again.
However, il was not ready money, and
she felt that the Tssea ^ i Imitation! of
very costly ones- wen
them Into the spare i i, and they made
the mantel niece quite a different tiling.
Returning to the dining room, however, a
■hook awaited ber, Sei bubaad'i over-coat,
"blob he bad unwisely lefl at home!
thai il.iv . I" I in.II nally Want,
was gone from its peg on the hall i.ick.and,
opening the pnuiiy door, she saw thattbe
spoons were giiuc with ii i';,. j ware only i
plated, but no on ant thing in
that way. Bcsldat I illy lo blame
for it. The old rasa bad been gone a long
while, and, though she i Dget for
a police offloer, ha gave her no bore of
Batching tbe thief or of getting ibe things
back.
" Was there DOthlogel i hem M
askad.
Mrs. Obrlsty looked about bei and dis-eovared
one thing more, ■ oouuterfelt $5
bill. She had had u jinn bei by some
one a year before md bad found tbatlt
was irorthleaa, and a il written acruse the
buck: "This ia counterfeit," and added
her initials, and I in i sot , .,,,, ,, lh
h.-r work basket r Id m u ,i . lUj
it wiih blsgliste ^ black i , ,i i,.,,i
helped blmself to ii
"AH it," laughed
M.. i hristy : " I feel a little con oled when
I remeinlu r how proToked be ^^ I I be "
t( He'll pass it a ahow,' aaldthi police-ui
in as be wa -"i away, promising lo
i ipoi
il.lt Mis. i i ni„ led that
me. Si when lie hud it on his back one
day, I said: "Sir, pay me." And he
said : " Yon may wait until I am ready."
I'lr.s is your honest Christian against a pour
leu.'
' Yes, yea,' a tid 1, 'but I understand
he had not true Christian principles, my
good friend.'
" ' Very well, I believe not,' said my
old man. ' Hut when this happened I
exercised my cunning. I said to him :
' ' Very well, sir, I will wait. Bnt I
see there is a button loose. I will fasten it
for you. 1 have silk and needle here.'
"• Ah,' said he, 'just like you to leave
it that way ;' and oll'conics the coat.
11 ' You shall get it again the next day
nfiir never,' said I. So away I walked.
I would sell it for $:!» which is very cheap.'
" I looked at the coat which he unfolded
from a paper.
" 'Queas it will fit my sou,' said I. I'll
try il on ami we'll see.'
" Bo il did.
" 'Then,' said 1, 'now, you see, 1 do this
to make up to yon, us far ns I can, for that
other fellow's rascality.'
" 'You arc an honest gentleman,' said be,
'and 1 will repay you by a great bargain.
I must sell my solid silver spoons. I meant
to melt them. Not to expose my poverty,
lint you shall have the dozen for IW.'
' Well, of course 1 jtimpid at that"—
Mr. Christy here laid the spoons on the
i ible "aud I took ont a little $50 bill.
" I'urty,' said I, but he had something
else.
"'My wife is trying to sell her shawl,1
In- -.u.l.
" Well, I looked at the shawl he shook
out.
" Ten shall have il for Jo as a aample of
my generosity,' be said.
"Well, I knew you'd like it, my dear.
It looks like one 1 used to admire you in
when I courled yon—red centre, cashmere
border ;" and Mr. Christy shook out Ihe
folds-the old shawl Mrs. Christy had'
ezchangi d for the vases that morning. She .
knew that at once. Siie could not mistake
it. lint she looked at her husband, beam-ing
aud twinkling with good humor, she
could not bear lo utter tbe truth outright. ,
'"Thirty for the coat aud ten for the
spoons," he said, merrily, and five for the ,
shawl ; and this is all I have out of my
little S80 bill, l'oor old fellow I Tbe last
live ho had in the world, be said. Hullo I
Wli.it is iliis?" Mr. Christy put on his
glasses and looked ut the bill. " Your
name is writteu on it in red ink, my denr
—Caroline Christy. Ab, ' This is counter-feit.'
Why, what in thunder "
"Oh 1" cried Wiilium, at this moment
entering at the door. "That's a bill
mother took • long while ago—a counter-
1,-U."
'' Ami it has conic back to me,*' said Mr.
t'lui-iy. " You never passed it, Caroline.
I'.-i baps MOM servant took it. What a fool
1 was not to put on my glasses."
" We lutb need spectacles," said Mrs.
Christy. " My dear, neither of us can
laugh al tho Other. We are both completely
told |" and when she had told her story it
Ii i aim- very plain to all of them that tho
peddler who bad stolen tbe coot, spoons
and Ihe counterfeit bill from Mra. Christy
had by chance entered Mr. Christy's office
in l,s business travels; that he had sold
111in back his own stolen coat, hia own
pin. il spoons, nnder Ihe guise of a wouder-lOl
bargain In BOlid silver; aud that for
the shawl which bud been purl payment
f,i vases not worth *"l he hud received S5.
Happily the Christy family were toler-ably
well Off, and could afford to laugh at
tin i nee in which thty had taken ao prom-ineiii
■ part, and Mrs. Christy dcclated she
id to NM*eT the shawl that her
bnaband remembered her in conning days.
A member of tho police fo co c .lied
aboitly alter to state that tho thief could
e traced, and was no doubt a very
Ion . i. II the Obrlsty family
did not i m le their juke to Ibis worthy
i il"- r. They kept it in Ihe family.
he come in sight er de crcetur, en I'.icr
Wolf atop, be did, cn look ut 'im. He
stop stock still und look. De crettut wux
mighty quare lookiu', eu he wii/ciiltiu' up
some mighty quare capers. lie had big
head, sharp nose, en bob tail ; en he w uz
walkin' roun' en rouu' a big dogwood tree,
riiliinn' his sides ag'in in. Brat Wolf
watch 'im a right smart while, he acts so
quare, en den ho 'low :
" 'Shoo ! dat creelnr done bin in a light
en los' do lies' part er ho tuil ; cn w'at
make he scratch hiase'f dut away? 1 lay
I'll let 'iin know who he fooliu' "long wid.'
"Alter 'while, lirer Wolf went tip a
leetle Higher dc creetur, en holler out:
" 'Heyo, dar ! w'at you doin' sciatchin'
yo' scaly hide on my tree, en tiyin' fer ter
break hit down ?'
"I)o creetur ain't make no answer. Id
des walk 'roun' cn 'roun' de tree Icrat'
be sides cn back, lirer Wolf holler out :
" 'I lay I'll make you year me ef I batb i
come dar whar you is!'
"Da creetur des walk 'ronu' en 'man'
de Irce, en uin'i make no answer, Den
lirer Wolf hail 'im ag'in, en talk like lie
mighty mad i
" 'Ain't you gwino ler min' me, you
impcrdent scouudal ? Ain't you gwine ter
mozey outer my woods en let my tree
•lone ?'
" Wid dot, lirer Wolf maich todes de
creetur des like he gwine ter gqu'sh 'iin iu
degroun'. Dc creetur rub hisso'f ag'in de
tree, en look like he feel mighty good, lirer
Wolf keep on gwine todes 'im, eu bimeby
w'en he git aorrer close de creetur look u
sot up on bis bchirne legs des like you aee
aqnir'la do. Den lirer Wolf, ho 'low, he
did;
"'Ah-pi! you beggin', is you 1 Bat
'tuin't gwine Ur do you no good. I laetit
er let you off of yan'd amineled me w'en I
fus' boiler atter yon, but I ain't gwine ii i
let you off now. I'magwine tetl'aMB yo I
a lesson dat'U stick by you.'
"Dende creetur sorter wrinkle up ho
face en mouf, en lirer Wolf 'low :
" 'Ob, you nce'n'ter swell up en cry, you
'ceitful vilyun. I'm a-gwiue ter ai' you a
frailin' dat I boun' you won't forgit.'
"Brer Wolf make like he gwiue ter hit
de cieetnr, en den "
Here I'ncle Keinus paused and looked
all around the room aud up at the rafters.
When he liegun again bis voice was \ i _\
solemn.
' Well, sub, dat creetur des folch oue
swipe dis away, en 'n'er swipe dat away,
en IIIH' 'fo' you can wink yo' eye balN,
lirer Wolf hide wuz mighty nigh teetotally
tor'd off 'n 'im. Atter dat dc creetur
aa'ntered oil' in de woods, en 'gun ler rub
hisse'l on 'n'er tree."
"' What kiud of a creature was it, I ml.
Itemus?" asked tho litile boy.
"Well, honey," replied the old man, in
a confidential whisper, " hit want nobody
on do top-side er dc yeth but ole lirer
Wildcat." LJotl Chandler Harris, in St.
Nicholas.
IhgtldttUTJakUitg
In yonr throat, wbMi makes you congh ence
iu a while ami keaps yon constantly clearing
ronrthre . srir, - from catarrh, and aa ca-tarrh
i- a ci.ii«titu'ioiutl din a-o the ordinary
cough nicdiiiuoa all fall to bit the .pot. What
yon ni'id i- a, i.nsti! . tonal remedy like Hood's
SaraapariKa. .'iai.y piople who have taken
ibis nnilicin- ,'.»r aorofula, djspepais, lo-s of
trim!,! r.. havu bteu aur-prlted
Ilia* Il ahodld ellre Iliis tioublcnoma
COOgb. But to know tho actual oauae of tho
boogh i- to aolei tbe myatery. Many caica of
aptioa eaa be traoad 1'ack to tho miKlcct
of sonic it affeotlon aa tbla. Con-sumptf
i] its eurly etagea,
an I i : ! nt Iluoil'a Baraaparilla in purify-ing
tbe blood, !.ui!iiog up the general bealtb,
aud excelling tho scrofulous taint which is tbe
canio of catarrh an 1 coninmptlon.haarestored
to perfect health many per.ona on whom tbla
dreaded disease Ml raid to havo a Arm hold.
Thos. F, McCoy, Ph. Q.
Fayettc Street above Elm
\y II. KASl'HAM
('irganlst of i alvary V. K. i.'niireli)
Professor of Music.
M! rAVKTlB aTKKKT. L't'iilbnlinckin,
Ors'in, piann. Harmony and Volco Cuiare,
Orna' I a id I'l inoa tunci a" '
-I'e. i . I ;o minutes by Woo'.lord'a
8ai.lt.-iry I. .lion. Sold by T. if. McCoy,
Druggist, C'onsbohocken.
arrh
iD ■, , local disease,
.i i by lecal ap-j
u tltutlonal rcm-
, . IBs, which, working
throui It l - '■'■■" Impurity
, . i he disease, and
C LWH
i n pemuae, I bouibdi of
i t Hood1! Hnrsa-parliU
M > I i v.' i i oilier
a n- iptrUla
HI, mid makes
:
O 'trh M j ,,., | for cal irh,
and
Tbacatnrrli v sUlly
In the w'.nli i'. . aarge from
niy noae, rtngl ! aalna
In tin- bad; id n.y head. The oflect to clear Catarrh
my bi id In tho iiioiailiii! by hawking and splt-
. BaraaparuTa prTo
me ri-lK'f Immtdlltely, while In tlmo I was
>• cared. I am never without Hood's
Sarsnpaillla In my house as 1 think it Is worth
Its weight In gold.'' Mus. O. D. Gmn, 1021
lCiglilli .street, N. W., Washington, V. C. ,.
Hood's Sarsaparilla <
Boldbr all ilroRflsts. (lislxtorfi. I'raparadord»
t>7 C. 1. UOOD a CO., Apotliocarlcs, Lowoll, Maaa,
100 Doses One Dollar
Dr. C&as. X. Ucentns'-j
Veterinary Surgeon
3RYM MAWR P'..
Qr" luutu of Miiei'.lai. V. l, niiiiry Collfge
Tel-erapli eomtonnlcntioo. will receive
prom ■'. nit.-nttou. UonoallJitioi soiietnd
arll-U
Dr. e^tmeier,
Dr. E. E. Fleming,
DENTIST
FiaMT AVENUE
bulow Favette st.. Cnnahnhockeu, I'a.
DR. ASRAM. SRAHKSHAW,
DENTIST
Fayettc Street,
Balov Hallowsll's Draa 8tcre. Coarhohoo«»a. Pa
DS. D. 7. P2PPSR,
TheOayat. DSNTIST01 M*n!»iuiik
llaa moved to hll new ofHco UN (;,.,. ter St.
opposite at. David's p. Jt. Uburob, aear tnu
now l'enini. SchnylKi 1 Valley K. R. dopol
Where lie will be pleased to liavn ills patrona
ol - onsliolioclreii call, (lias Admlnlatered)
liurnew orocew Tor the painless extraction
or teeth ii.- oi eh irge :.. all. Two aquarea above old onlce.
FURNITURE
ship are
HOMOSPATHIST,
lilH l"UK>V(-»l tO
HARRY CTREE
orp^si'v public schO"i, botwoon Jt<i guid itii
I.V 'II 1",
Orvics Hotna — T to 9 a.m., viitit n! to
p. m
U^a.' BERNAKU NAGLE.
(~uc ea ortoJacob aplokard)a
•i, iiii.l,- Hull.In,K
Fuyetto »:i'«i. Consliohocken,
Dealer in an kinds or
LEATHER ANO RUBBER
BOOTS AN3 SHOES.
Custom Work a Speciality.
Martin's Shoe Store
Favetv- Btieot, (.'ciahohocken.
Men'* Bh(t«n iim-'.i- ■ OOI #-.!*U anil
■pwiini-. La4ll(j8' Pi on oil k.-i «lm*»8, Mlwm'
<tinl ' hll In n*B shoe D II<1*J <O ortl«r on nhort
notice; also, roaily IIIU».«' Boot*, **h«M'i.
SMpivr^. etc.. nlwaj-n on lin.n<l: Come anil
extmi.-iii my stock b«ifi»re pur^hanliig elw-
JOHN MAIITIN,
raye.t' ktreoi, Udtloor aiiorii Kim,
ebiy fui i;«,.i-*liou.iclieu. l'u.
C. H. THWA1TES,
Plurnbor, Gas and
Steam Fitter.
Cor. wasSiattiiu & OaX.ConslioliocstiD ?•
SCIENTIFIC AND
Practical 4*^, Dentistry.
DR. N. S. BORNEMAN,
NO. Bog SWEDE STREET,
Juat tielow Main. Norrislown,
Hiinnunc-" lotlio pnbllo or l oiiahofiocaon
Uiat Ids ortice I. open at all houra f..r lila
elienia Mi.oy yeara "i aetlTa praotfee In
al profei : - i nitoi. s iilm toe.iaiaa.e.o ii.-i-.
i i i • i ■ ■ otion.
e^-Mlroua Ozido leir pi.lulana extir.o.lo
aara elalty, ,|,.-., Jv.
Fiatuma md Fttllnca for Bteaui. Uaaand
rirdraulloIt
Pnaape.
Water, n^draullollama, Braaa and Iror,
unntina Public and Prlia'-e B .11 i i«a by
Stows Bpnoiailtj.
H, THWAITSS
Elrctnr Del! Tmm Burglar ,'im
Hriveaer tfc Hart,
Carpsnters AsD Contractors,
|EA2? and WEST CONSHOliOCKEM
Plena and a'.><iolfloattons drawn al -tiort
notice. loiiDli-K promptlr attended lo
vy*. *'■ "«'f MI,
A1 torncy.at-la.aw,
60S CtlliSTMrrSTiii. i, !'II:I, i A.
Semtng OJIce,
Bank Dnlldti £*, t^oabobockaa, I'.i
mch^l-y
Jamos B. Holland,
Attorney-at-Law
i"»i ' H III, ^. i rl town.
frying Offf'cT] OoasBohoeaen. eteaBla*)
1
30AVID H. KOSS
ATTORNBY AT LAW,
801 WALNUT STREET PHixa-
)CONBH0HOCKBN
Evening Office \ Over tho l'tmt Oltloe
1 Ttotp.m
I
William *" Smith,
REAL fcbTATE AGENT,
-AKU-Jnstlce
of the Peace,
OFFICE:—FAYETTS ST8EE1
m. r stewan'i LigirSKiro. utais.pie'n Baud.
Inn
CONSK'OHOCKfW
Ki.fti hisiato for Sale
ll.ai. sail BUI. l'roini-tl, «'<. l w r|.*l
of ail \i, a large assortment to select from,
il will be to your interest to go to
tiOftEfcTS & ME(kEtDlTH.
place where prices and workman-guaranteed
UFAYETTE STREET,
CONSHOHOCKEN.
CAMPBELL'S
Crown ^^^Ointment.
• ..if-
A splendid remedy lor Tiles of all kinds, IufanU Scald Head, Tetter,
Galled and Frozen parts of tho body and Skin
Eruption of all kiuds.
WHERE OTHERS FAIL,THIS SUCCEEDS.
Ill ATI T11E IIO'H: TKBTIatOSIAIJs.
raa»KroitD, I'BII.I., 8)|it. If. 1S-J.
Dm-«('.—BaTlnall uHilcud with ntei i.iracToral yeara and liavicit tried every
n in, do offered ivi'lioul relief, 1 wua Induced to try n lion of your Crown ointment: It Kara
Immediate relief ui.t clKC. 0 a permanent euro before BalfUMbOX wiia u»ert. 1 cliecr-fully
icouimend it to all wliouio auirurlng wlib Hie above coinplilut. Ton a truly,
WILLIAM r I.I OTT.
Coualiobocion, i'a., April ii, UM.
a veara uao mv Iniy contracted a loaltisomo aklndlaen-e irom rug. la a paper mill.
Tim troabfe rlrit aiipeun-'l on hi. anaies, in the formoia irreon. ruiintnu aoro. It aooa
•Bread over all He oould not wear bis clothe, and we were couiper.e.i todreaaiilui
In a lonae Karmi'iil, »'n appli.nl Uampiiril'a Crown illnlinenl and Hie Oral box completely
eared Dim, About 1 ■*■■■ months a*o a ruiir.iiiK aore appeared on tliebaca of my lime ajlrl-a
head. We iba% e.i her bead saroun 1 tho aore and aent torn box of Campbell . crown t,int-luent.
1.01010 ba., of tlic box EMM '-'V'^.^^^^^r; Waaldngton IM Co.
For Sale Bv ALL Druggists.
"BLOWING."
The "Ledger Building'' tells
a simple story and relies on its
Clothing to make you a cus-tomer.
We don't blow the
" Big Horn," but the " Best
Clothing with Lowest Prices'*
leads the band.
Clothirg for Men, roulhs and Children.
A. C. YATES & CO,
Sixth and Chestnut Sts.
l'lllLADM.I'lII.l.
McClements
R3L!A3L" SHO.. CTOV
Having now on .mini, a largo Block of
fall And winter pnnil» in leaib*>r boots aud
good ■ho**, for winlnr wr>nr, which we are
preparetl to ai'll, *»t crHstly rotlncd prices
Also, a great n*daoUon iu a<im hoots, and
rublmr wear of V! k'ni>. imin and i>oys
guin coals for sala < h M|> I'iuaso slop In
ami examine our BOO.!,* aiul y<u will be
plashed with both quality ami price. Boots
and shoes in via to order; rnpilrliig ueitly
and pr uiplly attend'd lo
ROBT. McOLEMENTS,
HECTOK St., ABUVB CHERRY.
NOT. 1 2m. | Uonabohrcken.
JOHN 8. HIPPLE
PRACTICAL
Carpenter and Builder,
id. Hector ana Appie Sts..
COSSBtiHt'CRK.K
PRANK H. CONRAD.
Juitice of the Peace, P>eal Estate
Agent ana Conveyancer.
Agent Itor the Amerle ■ toohoi
Line Ooean Btearasblp, Co.'a ami Sermaa
Ainrr'oan tiro liiaaiiince, comp IIIII-M u-^otu
ever ^^,o;lO,o^lO.
Ki'i.i, anil bllN co'lontHil, novey loanotl
ami convoyuiicing In all Ita bmnotioa caro-luliy
utlemleil to.
liaflre—tor, rronl uaJ Wllllasue Mia.,
WKST cnNailOHOCKKN.
ear Kattmatwa rurnlahc^ and to urn"ii
made for all Klua, <i Itulldlnca, l'lan
and Bpticlflcattona Drawn for New Wor*
PArtlcuiar Atuintlon tfaid to A:-, ■ and
tt-unndoiiina;, and In Rvorytntai! ftrafj laa
?»orlc an.l litaiflrlal Uuvan'i' -
If yon are cdatlve, don't wait until coatirc-nsiii
become, comtipatlon, bot tako l.ozailor
at once, regular!/ aud pcriateut'y until roa
are cared.
Do not poison yonr little ones with persgotiw,
laudanum etc, l.ut tve Ur. Bull's Baby Bjitip
tl contain, uothlng injurious to the infant
ajatem.
•ii. r.
By M. r. ia imaut Mil.M' Ncrro and Lnr
Pill, which rpRnlata the liver, stomach,bowela,
etc through their ner.ea. Hmallrat si d
loildeat. A new principle '. A roTolutiouizcr !
H.mplia free at McCo>'a Ding Store.
wi„ n nj,., wraa ni<k. wo tare bar I i
Whrnalu. wua a Child, ahe cried torOaetori i
When ahi. l«-..aiii.. Mian, ahe clung III fTaetmls
VVIa-ii ahe hud L'lill.lnii, aho gave tlalil I'natoria,
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3 SriOE QBMTJJBMXM
-VI SIIOK I'OK I.ADIB4.
B tla 1 ba world, IIHUHIID his
MM I't'i'H''" turn '•Sewed 8I"w.
H.oa H.II i ~< e i Wi ti Bboe,
9.1.AO Police 'iiti f*ut HUMS' SboOb
ij.vi Bxi K \ ,t m Call attoo.
#.'.*. Worntnaman*! Bhoa,
♦;.(t» and * ,;.> lieyt' school
Pisadolenl wb*n mv nnmo ami pri-«» are
n it -iiiiiipi-l r>n l<ori'>-n w I.. i>or<.|,^s>
H oekt n M i-<
hiu 14 LI Bf
CHA3. iO tST>
CONSHOHOCKEN PA.
fD^V AWO QfNTV OVEROIATERS
AND GHILDRHN'S LEGGING^,
DM. latest and boat stock In the wo: hi.
iT. TIi llioholdorfor,
stannittrt irer.Wnolesab'anl Kt-tail
l-i-fth-r. Saltern ami l,*-m?\vxP.
■ ■.,L 11 * lo 1 r i!i : I u, ■
ptinders mnuniiul, Benllatten's
(nr.iislihn! gorti^ in (rrt-ai variety.
«■ loves, ties. se»»ls, oollars, tulN,
hosiery, li-iiiilurs, kaspeaders,
l Iu- M. Bruft- suspender (or ir>i»t-*,
nml l»ov-, the pcrfec' Bliou><ler
brace to eu't every body Dhirt
■-■;»" .1 t<'k«'t-, merino
an-1 scirlM naitiinl iindirwiir
(or ladled' ant) itTnlf Alno gretai
cbost proteutom, and a tboueiind
artlclob too nunuMOUsto mention.
lO'iior.esliiut street. Celluloid Waterproof,
l.tnen collar ami Cuir.Ntpnt. Wholesale and
1 n Geat PrQttlao OJIO,
and Humoi) Halve. Certain cure K01
nale bv dn.^g-lHls and 1081 Ch«MUinl Bt.i
Phihvteipbh.. Ucaataaad M Mats « DO».
BV nl bf null. Ti.tlo supplied.
PEERLESS DYES BEST
For BLACK STOCKINGS.
.Mutlr In .1» I til"." llmt eellliiIf
.-•iiiui, W111.I1 4SU41 Nor Fade.
So'.d by Drngt^sU. Also
roan Pants f.colors.
l*c«rlctaljun<lry Bllllofl
Peerless Ink Powders—7 roiort.
Peerless Shoe 11 lame** 1 >re*iin™.
Peericss E^g Dyes—* color?.
I*. H. LUBDE.
CONVE-YANCER.
REAL ESTATE BROKER.
QSNBRAL BUSIKBSS A03J17
NOTARY'VUBLIC
Money to loan n desirable sums.
MortgftK**-' noKOtla'a.!,
Houoes to rnnt,
And Coliaetiow 1 roapti 1
once nt Baoior Mraetfflrat Uoov below Po
OlTrc raco..tl il ^«
^-.GO
JOHN ELLIS'
-I OK-HANGING
LAMPS
Hardware, Cutlery, Tools1
AND PAINTS!
No. 76 FAYKTTE STREET/
CONSHOHOCKEN, PA.
WEHIREMEN
OX SALARY
And in.' iiii-ir iravellDi expeasw)aalaas
Ihi-v lin-l' 111 coinlillaalfii). uiicl alvn lUoui
eni|.li>viii<''il l»rlvo mcnilh, In the y.nr.
We now w.uuH large naiabet l"r the aam-mrr
cniiii iiiira to Bollelt nntera lor a full
Hi,,, of nuraory ,tocV »ii!eh we UUAic-a
.NTi«. K iraetoname mul rlratelaaain (".■< i v
mutkulur. Mo experieaoe asa-di I Kuii
Gstrootlonar11rnlah.il l.O".l rel.iii'iu-ca
i<.,Muit'«l. Ail.lrc.a, (atallngaae),
^HE GUARANTEE NURSERY CO
utritVA. PJ. I.
Have TOT Bttn Then Yet ?
If not just atcii in at
CRANKSHAWS NEW EMPORIUM,
317 FAYETTE STREET, OPFOSITE THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Everything Entirely lYew.
J.t>l<>. M.M.-I t
K-'.in
i;l*iere«..s-c.
CATARRH^..?..:*;; n»T ptiiKf, n<'ini'or rhronlo, ni->
■ i < old In licstl.rapltl
lyeiin**!. Huh 1 Heal ctidnnir
mon(. A Iin1. vir uh'i l.i.I * 'iiinrrli
;7 vrs. •'■'■ ■■ rhleh t,
workL No oi-sarmfuj
Miiisunirej* N->
snurr ordmu'liu. Kosy, s.ifc,u*rn"»v
mar wild lion.
rAYM- * coM Asusm ii.
M ROOM SUITES in Wal-nut,
Oak and Mi.
Hook C'aFip.llut Raoki, L'nibrella
Btande, Chain, Tables, Oil
Cloths, Table Covers,
Window BhtdoB,
Miits. u'c.
GARPBTINQB
In new rfealnna a* ver.v low Hgi/aa
PARLOR SU1TQS
Iu I'.u-h, I l'i[ Ii or Hi.;
LOUHQBS AND COUCHSS
In eleuant styles.
General DutolstcriDZ a Sceciaiu
Wall Paper Decorations
Iu great variety.
K.'.,tfa eurae, brassu1..^: >_aa.aats, DOaiji ia._r,
VAX.
nt W HMOS MD ORGANS.