The Conshohocken Recorder, July 27, 1889

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VOL. XX. NO. 21. CONSHOHOCKEN, PA.. 8ATURDAY, JULY 27.1880.
•There is Nothin1 Like the Money."
8T L. «.
When we srere teamed Zokel, why we
didn't h»ve a cent,
JUt enough to pay the preadksr, nolhle'
lefi for \ loard or rent,
Bat we both went right to work, end we
did the bast We ooald,
I too* In washing bj the day, end yoo, to
aplll ng wood
A maur A Mine we ut eround, the old un-
PMiled board,
With nnihlu' ba' » oraet of breed, "twee
ell ire oould afford,
BatZeisl. we dldVt starve, we kept onr
•plilii up,
Ana If we didn't lire on pie, we'd eome-thlniln
our cap.
I well rsmotnhor, onoe 'twee eo, you'd
uuthlo' 'tell to do,
The tlmee were da11, end work wee eoerce,
end deed of Winter too,
We had 1 few potatoes left, end one era ell
loaf of bread,
II eeemed to me I couldn't tell, which way
to torn my heed.
'Twee hunger etertln' in the fee, we both
began to fret,
Bat Zekul, thet'e teen long ego, end we
era llvln' yet,
Wekeptatoilln.'onendon, we paid our
board an' rent.
And though we tried onr very beet, we
couldn't IUITO a cent.
The children coet ui both a heap, to keep
tl em on the trace,
Bnt then we don't begrudge the coat,
they're more'n paid ne back,
We lent the oldeet gel to school, to eddl-cefeber
mind,
At.d ehe'i the smartest of the lot, they ear,
the meet refined.
Von know how twee two yeere ega, the
Bankei'a only eon.
He took > llkin' to the gal, till both were
nearly one;
The only trouble In the way—it aeeme.l 10
rery fanny,
The old folke eald the girl wee poor, her
people bed no money.
And eo our Satry didn't wed, although her
heart wee pare,
Beceaeeot that beeettin' aln, the Bin of
belli'poor —
If there'! > thing deserves the name, of
everlutlng enree,
II eeeme to be thei dreedful thing, they
oell an empty puree.
That mrut be that unpardonable eln, we
read of In tha book.
That wawr then an evil name, or then an
umy look,
e'er wnaa than, yaller ferer, or cbolere end
aloh-
The wueatet fallln' yon kin here, ie feilin'
to be rloh.
Bo It wai two yeere ago, when Bary'e
atyllah bean,
Went off became the gal wee poor, end
couldn't rxiaku a show,
And when they'd meet her in the street,
they'd look another wey,
Bnt break their neoka to epeak to gala,
elooklu' grend and gay.
$1.00 PF.H YEAH IN" ADVAIM E
Bnt Aeatei, what e onenge hea come, JUt
like aiadden flash,
Blnae A nni Sophla'e deed and gone, and
willed at lota of caah,
Almoat afore we knowed •orselves, aome-how,
they found It out—
They aeem to ameli the tarnal staff, when-ever
lt'e eboat,
Like Blee Allgbtln' on e aore, partickler If
it runny,
They come e flockln' ell eround, wherever
there li money—
The banker'a eon the other day aaked Sary
for aohet,
I reely thought he'd break hie neck, a
takio' off hla hat.
And there') oar Betey, leme end grey, I
never thought she'd go.
She even had that Doctor Brown to offer
ee a beau.
And ao whene'er the gala go out a welkin,
or to ihop,
There'e eoerce e rloh young man in town
that doeen't want to atop.
They bow and acrape, and nod and amile,
and etare and grin and gawk,
And ect ai If they really were e dyln' for
a talk;
I apect It wouldn't matter 'tall, good louka
might go to em ash,
Onr gala oan all git haebend* now, because
they're got the caah.
Wky Zekel, do n it atrlke yon queeiV
When we were poor end lone.
We weren't nnihlu' anyway,but friendless
end unknown;
Bnt we've found out a thing or two,
emazlu' queer and funny,
To klver up the ugly epote tbere'a nuthln'
like the money.
I Feeble fflife.
"I'm cft-a'd she ie a poor, fecb:.
o-ei tar,Mill old Mr. BeylltT, el.akl.g
blahemd.- "Teoo'cloc'r Monday morn-lug,
and Hi" waaliing alnt out yet. II
•lot the way your i nor mother used
to keepbouao, H.ctor. Eb ? How?
Where JB gnlu' uow '.'"
Heotur »«>i:i! had left the ox-yoke
be waa meudlug, ami crossed the green
door-yard with a rapid alep, lo trkc
the beaped-up clothes-basket from
the hands of a pretty, slender young
woman who bad just emerged from
the kitchen door.
The eld rtrW u'tered an audible
snort ofdlswnst "Well, I never !" be
'said. "If Heolor halut left hie woik
towaiton tbat wife o'hls'o ! It alnt
• man's work to carry clothes out, nn
jray you can fix It. If you do It once,
you'll be expected to do It twice. And
Hector's wife Is clean spoiled a' ready.
It alnt the way I managed matter*
wueu I »iu first married to HecwiV
mother. What ye been dol.V '.'"
sharply, as the young man re'un ei'
to bla Wr*.
•■Tint lists'" t wa« I'm heavy fur Cyn-thia
tnearry,'' stiil Hector, curly. "I
wish Ieould atl'.ird to keep a girl for
ber."
_ . J'A Iflrl I " Mr. Hiylltre voicebelray-rd
mlngli d BHtonlshment and con-tempt.
"A girl! Your mother''
"YtB, I know, father," interrupted
Hector. * But things hBve cliangxl
.luce then . and perhaps mother woulil
be alive now If the housework had nit
worn ber out before tier time."
'■That's it downright flying In tin
face o(Providence,"said Mr. Bayllff,
reddening- to the roots of bis stiff, Iran.
gray hair. "It was the fjord's will
that your mother should betook away
aftd there alnt no sort of doubt but
that she's better off. And Cyntbie
won't never stand In ber shoes, no
way you oan look at II !"
Heotor Hiyhir made no reply, but
took up his ox-yoke and went across
the fields with It.
"Father may say what he pleases,"
said he to himself, ' but mother died of
overwork and under oare, and noth-ing
else. The household dutiea are
too heavy for Cynthia, and I must see
what can be done lo lighten them. No
woman HII .11 be drudged to death
undrr this roof now."
Cyntbla Hough bad be-n a pretty
young factory girl when Hector Bsy-llff
married her. Hue had been Ignor-ant
of the details of housekeeping,
but she bad exerted herself diligent y
to learn. Old Mr. Bayllff, however,
win au exactlug critic, aud (be BayliO
farmlioase was a big, rambling, Incon-venient
place, where one might work
ii.-ini all day aud have very little to
show for It st ihe end. And the tired
look In ber eye and the weary flush on
her cheek went to Hector's heart at
times.
"My darling, „alri he. "I wish I
oould make things easier for you.''
"Oh, they are easy enough," said
Cynthia, brightly. "It's only that I
am too stupid to manage sw I ought."
Hector shook his head. He knew
tbat something was laoking, but be
did not quite comprehend what. But
she drooped so that lie saw some radio'
obange was necessary.
"Cyulhla," said he,"thls won't do.-
You must go and stay with your
mother a week or two and rest."
"But what will you do, Hector ?"
"We'll keep bachelors' hall, fattier
and 1," said the young man, cheerily.
'What does It signify to us, a little
^convenience, so long cs you are
benefltted ?"
BP, rat her unwillingly, (Vnthia went.
Old Bl'as Bayllfl shook bis bead fore-bodingly.
"If this is the way you're goln' lo
baby that wife o' yourn, Hector," he
asld, "you'll have her playln' eick the
while time. I don't bold to leltln'
women think themselves too Impor-tant.
Now we shall be obleeged to
hev Mary Jenkins here to do the
choree and cook, and It'll cost us a
ilo lar and a half a week, at the very
least. 'Taint what I call economical
houskeepln'."
"That depends upon what oue calle
economy," said Hector, quietly.
When his neighbor, Luzon Perkins,
drove past that afternoon, with his
wife, Heotor oalled them in, secretly
rejoicing tbat old Silas was down In
the swamp lot, ctpturing a refractory
calf.
"You're not In a hurry, I.uxon, are
you ? said be. "Bit down a minute.
I want to ask your wife's advloe."
"A pretty thing to do," laughed Mrs.
Perkins, 'when you've got a wife of
your own !"
"It's about her that I waut to consult
you," said Hector. "The work heie
Is too heavy for her. Bhe doesn'i
seem to get alonp with it. And I don't
know why. New, Mrs. Perkins, look
around this kitchen, and tell me what
you would do to It If ycu lived here."
Mrs. Perkins took a leisurely view
of (he premises, letting ber eyes rest
on one porlloo after another with
medtatlve elowne'S.
"Well ?" said Hecl.r.
"In the first place," said Mrs.
Perkins, "I would't have this room
for a kitchen at all, If I lived here. I '*
damp."
''Damp ?" ejhoed Hector.
"As blue mould," answered Ibv
oracle. "The ce.lar under It Isn't pro-perly
drained, I am certiau. And the
windows look to the north,ami I don'i
suppose there's :iu hour's euneblL* I"
It all day. No ; make a store-pl ,c > o>
sumethhig, of this room, and take the
aitllng-roim for a kitchen, "where
there's H bright In ik-out to the south,
and a good cement eel ar underneath."
"I never thought of that," said Hec-tor.
'Well, what else?"
"Where do you get your w.a'er?'
asked Mrs Perkins.
"From the spring under the bill."
"Do you mean lhat your wife baa t •
bring all (be water you use up that
hill?"
"Except the wash-water. That she
dips ml from the hogshead under the
eavce," explained Hector, rather ills
com tiled.
"My goodness me!" exclaimed Mrs.
Perkins, wringing her plumb bands
In comical dismay; "that's enough o
break down any. woman's constitu-tion"'
"It's what we've always done," said
Hector. "I bring a couple of pails In
the morning before I fO to work, and
after I come home, but"—-
'Nonsense! a mere droD In the
bucketl" said Mrs. Perkins. "What
yen want Is a sink with water-pip s
laid from the spring and a good cistern
with a pump In the kitchen, and a
washing-machine."—
"What's thai?'' asked Heotor.
"We'll show you one If you'll oorue
over to our house, "said Luzon Perkins,
cheerfully.
"And stationary tubs In the cellar,"
added Mrs. Perkins, "aud a hot wster
boiler back of the stove. "That's the
way to break down work Instead of
work breaking you down."
• I'll do )t," said Hector. "I'll have
these things all fixed up whileCyutbla
Is at ber mother's. If you'll Just hip
me with your experience."
Mrs. PerkliiB nod led approvingly.
"It will add ten years to Cynthia's
life," said she.
Old Silas shook his head more stren-uously
thau ever when he heard of
these new plans.
"Heotor." said he, "I believe you're
goue crazy! The old ways was good
enough for your mother; I should
think they'd be good enough for your
wife."
But Heotor was firm, and the old
man lost his temper at last
"I can't etay here and seeynu maklii'
ducks aud drakes of the old rlaoe,"sald
he. "If you're goln' to set up your
wife for sn idol and worship her, I
iba'u'stand by and see it. I'll goto
Ohio and visit HIv bro'ber Klna'han's
fuiks; -i. il we'll we where all these
floe notions wl 1 bring you up Any-how,
you needn't look to my money
to get you nut of the poorhouse "
"No, father, I will not,"said Hector.
And after he waa gene the repairs
and improvements went on In good
earnest.
BIlaaBayilffhad Intended to stay a
year In Ohio; but either the ollmste
did not agree with him, or he did not
agree with brother Elnatban's folks,
for be returned home some months
before he was expected.
"There ain't ne place llxe home,"
Bald Silas; ' und. bless me! how bright
nod nice things do look here! Aud I
declare, Cynthia, you're like another
woman! Your cheer's are as rtd ae
rose*, and you step around a-i spiy as
any cricket."
"Yes, father," said Cyntuls, "the
improvements in the house have made
everything so much easier for me. I
get the work done In half the time and
with a quarter of the trouble."
Bayllff looked arouud.
"The Improvements, eh?" said I <■.
"But they cost a sight o' money."
"Yes, they certainly did," owned
Cynthia.
"How much, now?' as'ied Bayllff.
with an Interrogative upturning of his
spectacles.
' Five hundred dollars," said Cyn-thia.
Old Bayllff could not repress a groan.
"The Interest on five hundred d< liars
at six per cent, la thirty dollars a
year." said he. "Thirty dollars a year
Is a good round sum, aud all dug Inlo
the ground you ssy—In pipes and
drains!"
"Not quite, father," said cheerful
Cynthia, opening the table drawer
"Lock bere; my work Is dune so easily
and quickly, nowadays, that I have i-deal
of time to myself, and here is ray
work from the Bbirt-factory button In I- -
miking and putting on the finishing
touches, you see, I take It up when
my dishes are washed and Ihe work Is
over. I haven't been at It half a year
yet, and I've earned a good deal more
than thirty dollars. Look, here i.~ my
savings bank book!"
"Well, I declare!" said Bllas.
"Heotor objected to it at first," went
on Cyntbla, "but when I proved to
him tbat I should still have plenty of
time left to read and garden, and walk
with him, be let me go on with It. s ,
you see, the Improvements are really
an economy."
•Well, I derlarel" said Bllas. "I
duono but what you're right Cyn'hj!"
He wa kedou. to the village buiying.
ground In the yellow llusb of the
twilight, that evening, where the
russet leaves were drifting down on a
solitary mound,and stood there silently
for a while. Perhaps he was thinking
of what might have been, if be had
been more considerate In the years
gone by to the poor woman who lay
there. When he went back to the
house, he met Hector.
"Hector," said he, "you did right lo
fix up the house to suit Cvnthia,"
I am glad you think eo, father,"
said Heotor Biyliff.-iSefeo<erf.
It la to the Interest oi all pu cnaanra to
bnyaaoliuap ae they cau. You oan save
double your car tare by calling at
F. B, RIGHTERS NEW STORE,
No. IO First avenue.
TeiMUu low ftfl w».v». flno GMAMRKK
SKTH for $3.00, Cream Pitcivr. lor 15 c«nts,
■olil elnewbere for :i>. funov itaaea &" o<nt* a
)>»..■, solid Hilver for weiMintr Rlfta >NUO>I
low IT than can bo boi-Kin ID Phi'atlol -hi*.
aft wo are under no ex puns*), we can itff»nl
t'laellat a umaM profit. Ulan* Kiult aeln
7^ c«.nn. VHIIOT Br«a«i Plat'-s SHIH<1 I>>>SVIP.
UM Crcii'n Meis. all nt a n-a-onable 'iric-» «c
are constantly a<i<11mr noveltlp- '" nil" • li.na
'leparlment, many of wbloh Imvo ii"«ni lm-portad
thia saaaon. Pine Umbrollatt In both
Gloria an«l Serge. Umbrella Blan<la for tbo
hail. You all need one In ramv weather.
ALL KINDS or CLOCKS.
Mokle Alarms. Walnnt,Kb >n'*e«l Wood and
Marble. Price thorn. A lanre -tora- of
Silver plated ware of all descriptions. A
lull line of Ladles' Watches and Jewelry.
No old .took.
F. B. RIGHTER'S
No. 10 FIRST AVBNU3.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROA h
AND LKASBD LINKS
ON AID AFTEM JUNK 90th, 188"
Trains laave Broad S'rce* Ntntlnn
•Dally. JDaily. except Sunday.
"New York and Chicago Limited" *ll i" ■• ••.
fa*! Line Pltt-burgandthe West..*11 90s ■
Western Express #tf9D*> >
1'aclflc Kijiii'-m West -11 V i> |i
Ilariistiui-K Express "4 80 a m |6S4 p m and
Hall »7 ow a m
N tag u-a. York aud Hanover Kxp. IH &o a m
Wuiklnr. KxnroHB f 11 Ml am
WHIUmsporl Express |'> 14 p m
Erie and Rochester Express *11 9ft p m
Kiinc F.Tnri'«» fSftoam
I.oik II.Av.-n sCgUI—S 94 3D a m
Konovo Kxpiom |11 Wa m.On Sunday,4 S0nm
Oettvsburg exprensfria llarrlsburg) U SO,
8 60,11 Ma. in.
Shunandoah Valley Kxpntsa, r'.'.ni m aod
on Sunday 7 oo a in. New Orleans Kxpress
•11 aft p in.
MartlnHbiirg Kxpress|4SU. and |ll 50 a in.
L'D,CS' A'D O^WTr OVEROIATERS
AND CKUDRBN*S IFCOINC ,
M umi >>est -took In the world.
O". XX. HioUoldorfor,
Miimr ict ii'.T.Wiioli-Kinand lu -
tail Dealt*. QaUaraand Leggln.;*.
mado to crder F.mbioldcred SlU-penileiB
mounted, gontlemenN
fnr.ilsblng goods in great variety
(ilovos, ties, aearls, collars, culls.
hosiery. mulllurs. suspenders
The M. Brace suspender for gnnt*.
and boys the perfect shoulder
brace to suit every bo>ly Shirt
drawers, oanll an Jatkctx, merino
and scarlet flannel underwear
for ladles'and gent* Also groat
chest protectors, and a thousand
artlclostoo numerousto mention.
HhichOBtnat streot. Celluloid waterproof.
Linen Collar an<t CunMnpot. Wholesale and
retail. HioheMcrfer's Gcat Prussian Corn.
and liuniun Salve, certain cure. For
sale by druggl»ls and 1031 Chestnut 81..
Pblladitlphla. AO cents and 75 ceuts a box.
Sent by mall. Trade supplied.
n., week-t'ays. Sunday,9 9 am. 1 lo
J. S.SHEPARD,
aiilKT FOB-QdQrlGds
.'. Excavating,
Town and Country work
promptly attended to.
Office:—MuutKomeryJluaae Stables,
NOBRIBTOWN. PA.
CQLD AUD STORMS AT
GULF MILYLS
We keep abreast of the times bv promptly
meeting all th»» contingencies of wealhoi
and trade. For t! e cold and Htorms that
will soon como wo have Just opened a fall
line of
GUM GOODS
(inm Coats, Gum Cape, (ium Boots, Unm
Shoes, Also for l.adb'B, Gents and Children
In a variety ot texture, weights and prices a
full as.ortmont of
UNDERWEAR
We keep everything found In a "llTS"oona-try
store.
ISAAC MULLEN,
av.laiUiliYnrn.ima. 'UFXaULL*.
Peculiar
Many peculiar points make Hood's Bar-saparllla
superior to all other mudlciucs.
Peculiar In combination, proporllon^^
and preparation ol lngredimts^^f^f*.
Hood's Sariaparllla possesscj^^oj^*^
Ihe lull curative Taluo of ^"^r^JC^^r
but known remedles^^l^r^r ol
the yeretablo klng-^r ftSf^dora.
Peculiar In ^^JU^jr strenglh
and economy—^T^v'^'noocl'a Bar-aaparlUa
\i^rw^lp,^rVa.e only medi-cine
ol>r ^w^r which can truly
beaald^^J 99 ^^^"OnellundredDosoa
Ono^^JQl ^r Dollar." Medicines In
j£fSj^T\"%tt and smaller bottles
^lkW^rrei|ir;re larger doses, and donot
^"^rproduce as good results as flood's.
S Peculiar In Its medicinal merits,
Hood's BarsaparlUa accomplishes cures hith-erto
unknown, and has won lor ltsc-lf^^.
the title of " The greatest blood^^ok
purifier ever dlacovered."^^^ gy\ \
Peculiar In its " good name
home,"— there Is now^^. ^v^niore
ol Hood's 8arsapari11n^^ A ^r&o\& Id
Lowell, vhere^r yyii Is made,
tban ol all^r rf ^r other Wood
purlflers.^^. Ija^^tecullar in Its
phcnotiie-^^y/iiil record ol salei
tiirotA.^T /»^J*^rno other preparation
haa jf^ gS^^ever attained surh P"|'"-
Xlarlty In ao short a time,
-— and retained its popularity
y9^r**>& confidence among all classes
^ot people «o steadlastly.
Do not be Induced to buy other preparations,
but be sore to get the Peculiar Medicine,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
atldbyalldnffWU- Sliiiiforle. Proptradonlr
aw C. I. HOOb 4OO., Apolbscarlo.. Low.ll, Haas.
IOO Doses One Dollar
Martin's Shoe Store
Fayette Street, ConBhohooken
II you want a new hat or oonnot K > to
Mrs. Taylor G: Reiffs
NEW : MILLINERY : STORE,
No 214Fayette St-above Harry's
Oreen House. Conshohocken.
where yen will find a full line of Ladles'
mi'' Children's Hata, Caps and Bonnets, as
well as A large line of Kibbons. Feathers,
Flowers, etc. (my4*tm.
HARRISON'S
ASPHALT SUBBBR PAIHT
Is Ihe beat lu tho world lor tin, Iron or
woodwork napoaoU lo the weather, oriole
walls or lei cee. Iron bmlgea, eto.
LASTS LONGER THAN ANT OTHER
PAINT.
COLORS-RED BROWN OR BLACK.
Chamberabnrg Rxpreas (5 34 pa.
tabannn Ki proas |« So, 7 00. s 6011 so am. an.i
&S4 p n.
I.anca.tor Aoeom fll 4S a m
Ilnin-lmic Accommodation IS 10 p in
York, Uauover and Frederick Ra*
proas JlsOand 11*0 am
Coluinlila und York; KxDreea IS.14 v in
For nsnayunk Conshohooken and
Norrlstown
Leave Hi-oad streoi station,
• «.TiH, s:», KB 10•iiund It Iiarr.ltBl. l an.
IIU.I »,4 10.4 ■«,» 10.5 55.8 25 7 OO.D 00.10 05 anil
)I*S7 n m. On Sunday, 8 18, »& 10Ha in,
•s«0. » S5, 4 10,5 40, 6 40,8 00,8 30 »10 and 10 M
p m.
Tor Phranlivlllo. Potutown, and Reading-,
SOS 885. 1026am, 180, 4 10, BIO, 6 25, and
f 00 n as.
sundiivs. 9 'X a.m. 1 10 5 41 and 8 30 p. ra.
7 no p. m., wenk-<!
p. m.
Kin Frackvtlle anil Hhenundou.ll. via. I*i.t* .-
vllle.H05and 8 85 am and 4 10 and 7 00p
m week-days.
Leave Conshohocksn for Manayunk an ■
Broad Street Station, Philadelphia,
805.041, 7 21,8 00.8 09.8 48. 910, 1013.11 58 a rn.
1 Oil, 1 42, 2 49. 8 I'.l. 4 48. 5 15 express, S 48, 6 57,
8 !2, 9 1.1, 10 46 p in. On Silndnya, 7 02, 8 09,
920, 9 59 am. 1229. 129,809, 4 29, 5 82, 714,
8 42 and 10 18 pm.
Leave Conshohooken for Norrlstown.
8(6. 8 10.9 08. 9 82,11 02 am, 12 00, 1 02, 2 07. 2 50,
I 11, 4 87, 5 02. 5 46, 8 28, 7 00, 7 28, 8 87.10 41 pm
and 12 09 nllhL On Sundays, 8 50. 10 C3.
II 02 a m, 1 50, 8 15.1 50. « 20, t 80, 8 87.9 47 and
10 57 p m.
Leave Conshohooken for Phoenlxvllli
Pottstown and Raiding.
6 46,9 OS, 11 01 a m, 2 56,4 87 fast express, 6 4«
and 7-,J II in On Sandaya 10 03 a m, 160.
and 6 20, p m.
For Poitavliln and Intermediate station*.
6 44, 90S, 11 01 a m. 2 66, 4 37, lam express 7 28
pm.
Sunduvs, 10 00 a m and 1 47 p m.
For SI-anandoah.fi 46. 9 08 am, 4 37 and 7 28
p m.
FOR BTBW VMK::.
axpro.il, on week days, 8 20, 4 05, 4 40, 6 36
650,7 30.8 2O,h80,9 40.11 00and 11 15a in.. 12 00
noon, t Limited Kxprees.l 14 and 4 50 p ra,
with Dining Oar), ami
HARRY G. DAVIS,
MEHCHAHT
TAILOH.
Wm, Stemple's Building, above
P. & R Railroad Bridge,
CONSHOHOOKEN.
CAMPBELL'S
Crown ^^Ointment.
T"AD, MAS"
A xpleii ! il i rnodv tor Tiles ■ f nil kindg, Infants Scald Uead, Tetter,
Oalled and Frozen ; rts of the LXKIJ and Skin
Eruption of all kinds.
WHERE OTHERS FAIL, THIS SUCCEEDS.
■■AD mi II Oil: TfcSTIMIlSHIN
m»mm%Smtt&ISfriJ&PJ&m*£S!**9« »«*£**
eniiiS/y welif U*m un" """i"1» »o* and bofore I Hail
a! y dauirhier had a (real man
Conshohooken, P«. April 25th, lasa.
- to mllove in*.. I liu-rdof
uacd one half of It 1 was
rgJjj°Sl.r*it..a.>JT Plmpl,.. which she picked uui.I Maw bleil I persnai
iseine remainder or tho JIntmeniand It compiotoly ounu her. WM. Uteri
My oaoy i
at tii-mo
iiltalmo.. .
"*!S.^r,A"»M "•■".'• auda.lviao.1 m« netia;LampWii;. thrown" oiitixwaCa.' It bad
I 40, 2 80, 3 20, 4 Ol*.
600. 0on.n 86°;T 12, 8 12, and IW pm. ami
On Sundays :) W. 4 05,4 40. 5 :I6,
(l.lmln-ii
8 12 p m.,
12 01 nigln
3 12, 8 SO, 9 40 a m., 12 49, 1 40, 819
Kxprosa 4 60). 5 28, OSS, 7 12, and
and 12 01 night.
For Urooklyn, N. Y.,all throuifh trains con-ncct
at J oraey Ulty with boats of " Brooklyn
Annex,"afronllngdlrecttiun8fertoFulioii
Htreot, avoiding doublo lerrlago and Jonr-nev
acrona Now York city.
Kiiireiis for Boston without change 6 85 n.
in, dtiilv.
id:ii«i.\iiiammiiii)hi)iri'iiii.i.
Wi-oit .laya.fl 00,1. 31,7 06, 7 TA, 7 4.1^02, 8 38, 9 12,
9 32 10 35. 11 82, a m. 12 18, I 02, 2 00. 2 23, 2 55,
3 38, 3 65,4 17. 4 39, 5 0U, 6 IS. 6 86. 6 47. 5 68, 810.
ersnaded
-oiiSSstSSPaOTiil,^^
<.. ,t...enr, lo'airaSSr•M,p ,n •flr'" "oa""y *tBiJ%iasi?B=a:"
ffisxS£m :"7r™ ^S-«-aWr«!53axs&ss dured1 him A n i iT .IE1' t':1 "••"»•"■''» '""»'•■' "intiuent au i I lie Brat box completely
T. J. Jit aiuT. !<eoruiary Washingion Fire Co.
For Sale By ALL Druggists.
8Ut,64«. 729. 816 926, 1026. 11 14 p m and
1200 nlglil. Sundays, 7 30, 9 28, 11 00 and 11 4
a m, 12 43, 1 81, 2 00, i 80. 3 06, 4 02, 4 80, S 00
1AMVI, ireiuiauMi"". »»-
days, 6 12, 6 43, 7 06, 7 21
844,866, 9 11,9 28. 9 68, 1
noon. 12 39. 1 28, 2 23, i B
PKIOB 50 OTS. PER GALLON.
Sen<l for tree olroratar and sample by mall.
JAMES W. HARRISON,
f90LK '. \ •- I l A l I i i. K I ,
OKSEOEOSSEK, HOUTMKEBY COUNT?
PEHHA.
SCIENTIFIC AND
Practical^^ Dentistry.
DR. N. S. BORNEMAN,
NO. 2o9 SWEDH STREET,
Just licl W Main, Norrlstown,
announce* to tIm public ol conshohocken
that his omee Is open at all hours for his
clients. Manyv.au of active practice In
hla profession i-nables him to guarantee per-fect
satisfaction
a#*Nltrona Ox'iic inr puiniesa extractl
a spoouity. Ue2»-lyo
WE HIRE MEN
OX SALARY
And pay their traveling expenses) unless
thoyprofira commission), and give them
oimiluvinout twolvii months In the yi ar.
Wo now want a largo number for the »um-mrr
csmpalgn to solicit orders for a full
Hue of nursery stock which wo UUa.il-aNTB-
Kiruetonameand nretolasa in every
particular No experience needed. Foil
Instructions furnished Uood refetencea
retiuncd. Address, (stating uge),
THE GUARANTEE "U"^, Jll'Y.
n, I- •>», lot. £ '»'. A (HI, a uh « v«, <
5 36,6 00, Ii 30, 7 30, 816. 8 40,9 31, 10 31 p m.
Leave Chostnat Hill, week^laye,6 OI.G.IO, 864
715, 7 88,8 00,8 07,8 20,8 88, 8 46.910,9.15, 9 45,
10 10,10 46,11 47 a. in.. 12 !8, 1 16, 2 10,2 45, 3 111.
3 54. 4 20,4 46,5 10, 6 46, 6 20,6 48, 710, 7 46, 9 06,
1916, 1111 and 11 69, p. m. bnndays. 7 16,
8 SO, 9 28, 10 no, a m., 12 30, i 34. 1 00, 2 34, 3 34,
I 00, 4 84, 6 00, 5 SO, 8 24, 6 48. 7 20, 8 00, 8 20.
9 30. and 10 30 p. in.
Leave Unriuantown. (Uhelten Ave.), week-
6 43, 7 06, 7 28, 7 61, 8 11, 8 19, 8 S3.
10 28, 10 59, a. m., 12 00
15», 3 23, 4 07, 4 33, 4 58,
6 A 5 68, 6 S3, 8 58, 7 21, T 58, 9 18, 10 27, 11 24,
D m., and 12 10 night. Sundaya,7 30, 8 43,9 II
and HI IS a. in.. 12 48.1 47, 2 13, 2 47. 8 47. 4 13.
4 47. 6 IS 5 IS, 6 87, 6 68, 7 41, 8 13, 8 S3, 9 48, and
in i i' m
For Sea tilrt. Spring Lake, Ocean Beach,
Ocean Urove, Aanury Park, and Long
Branch, u 60,6 oo, 11 so a m, 2 40, s so and 4 oo
S. m,, week-days. Saiurday only 5 00 p. m.
unuays, 8 00 a. m. s'or Sea Ulrl only, 6.00
p. in., week-days.
Woek ilayi.:BxprosB for Kaston, bcranton
and Binghamton,S60, and 8 20, a m. ltoo
noon and 6 00 p. m. For scranton 4 oo p m.
Train, lewve aaenalugloM NtntlAn,
Kronl and Norrla hlreel.
For New lurk, 6 60,7 40, 8 86, io 10 and 1116 a
m, 12 06,1 66,2 52, 6S6, 6 10, 7 34 and 11 26 p.
to.on week daya. On Sundays, 828 am.
Oally except Sunday : express for Caaton.
Scranton and Blnghamton 0 50. and 7 40.
1116 a m, and 5 36 p. m. For Scranton 2 62
in.ni Har-bet Mroet terry.
Express lor Hew York via oamden an i
Tronion, 9 oo a m on woek dava.
Express for Island Heights 7 40, 8 SO a m 1 30
and 4 00 p in, week days.
Kxpresa ror Long Branch, 8 30 a.m. and 4 00
p. m. on week-iUys
W H. KASTII AM,
(Organist of Calvary P. E. Church)
Professor of Music.
6).' FAYETTE BTBKET, Coiiahohooken,
Organ, piano, Harmony and Tolee Cultsre,
Organs and Pianos tunes and repaired.
Dr. E. E. Fleming,
DENTIST
J"IH«T Jm, "V 3D IW XT^
below FavetUat.Oorshohocken, Pa.
DB. ABRAM. CBAHESHAW.
DENTIST
Fayette Street,
Bslow Hallowall'i'Drat Stan. O.mkshoskts. Pa
Beach Haven 8 30a. m.and loop. m.
Barnegat City s.soa. m..and4oep. m.
Trains for Trenton, oonnectlng lor New
York, 620, 720, 900, 10 80, a m, and 1200
noon, 2 30,4 30, 6 SO and 7 30, p. m. Sandaya
AMI. BAITI-0«; «»"*•»"•
Train. I*ss.a Bros. SlrrelSlatlou.
For Baltimore and Washington, 8 50, 7 20,
831 9 to, ;■; 10. 1118 am, 14 85 (Limited
ExpTOSSl.SSS, 4 06, 4 3075 42 (Llmltod Kl-prosa.
w(ih l-cnn-ylvanla ltallroad Ulnlng
Carl s 00.r. 57 II 59 p ra. For Baltimore only
2 02 5 08, 11 80 p.m.
c)n Sunday,3 50.7 20. 9 10 and 11 IS a. m.
858,(642 Limited).8oo, 657,1169pm. For
llniMiiiuru only 5 08 and 11 SOp. m
For utchinimd 7 20 and 1118 am, (Limited
express 12.36 n m.,) 1169 p. in. on Sunday
7 '»i a io and ll 69 p m
For Cane Charles, Old Point comfort, and
Norfolk v» New York, Phlla'elnhla A
Norfolk Ualiroad, 11 JO, p.m.dally. Ac-commodation
tor Cape Charles, 727a.m..
weekdays.
■ •Hlir.X A A I I. VN I'Il' nii.l
* WKS1T JEKSKf BA1LROADE.
For Atlantic Clip.
From Market street Fern—Erpn-ae, 115,
8 50 9 30 v. ro .200. 3 20. 3 60, 4 10, 5 («, and
imp. m. week-dujs. Sundays, kxprosa.
7 45,S 00.8 so. aim 9 6> a. m. Excursion 6 40
a. m. week d y«, 7 in a. m Sundays.
rroui Vine. Feriv —Kxprcas, 8 25 a. m.. t 45 p.
m. weok-dayv satuniays only, 2 1.1 and
4 00p m- bnndays. 7 au and s so a. m. Ex-cur
Ion 0 15 a. m. week-day., ,00 a. m.
Sundays
From Shaokamaion «l eel terry.—Express,
»20a. m.aml 8 40 n m Saturdaya only,
2(>i and loop. m. Sunday.. 7 30 and 8 s> a
m. Kxcurnlon 8 3iia. m. week-days, 7 09 a.
Trains"!™" V'Markot Street Ferry sa follow.:
FuaCtra MaT.-Kxpre»s, week-days, 9 00 a.
n, i :l uii.I 4»ip. in Suniuiya—hxf r-B".
8i5u in K\euralon,7 0ia. ui. week-days,
715 a- ui sundaya.
Feassa IBLS < irr.ooiaa Cirr.a'B AVALOB.
-KxpreM,» 10a is. and 4 2o p ui. wick
days, MI i.lajs,8 45 a. m. Kxcursiou 7 oo
a. in week-days, 7 16 a. m. Sundays.
Foasoaaas' I'oiicr—Express, wimk-days 85o
.m and 110 p.m. Sundays, express, 8 uo
DR. D. ¥• PBPPBR,
Thooay.t. CBNTISToiMan*ynnk
BM moTed to hia now office 103 Center St.
opposite Ht. lin.vlrt'B P. K. Church, near the
new I'en iin, aebaylki<l Valley K. K. depot.
Whoroho will uuplouuutobave hl« patroai
ol ' OiiBbohooken emll. (Ume Admlnlsterml)
onr new prooew tor tha pelnl—t extraction
<if teeth fre.* of charge Ut ail. TwoKiiurm
ubore old offloa.
Attorney-at-Law,
U08 CHESTKUTSTREET, PHILADA.
Evening Office.
Bank Buildings, Conshohocken, Pa.
mch 31-1 y
James B. Holland,
Attorney-at-Law
Roberts & Meredith,
FURNITURE
EMPORIUM
is still the place to buy furniture of all kinds
cheap.
Carpets, Oil Cloths, Window Shades and
Wall Paper.
BED ROOM FURNITURE,
PARLOR SUITES
DINING, BREAKFAST & EXTENSON-TABLES.
CHAIRS
of all kinds,
No. 74 FAYETTE STREET,
CONSHOHOCKEN.
urin ras * Horouah Hall, Norrlstown.
nm-M \ Oonahohooaen, gtsmpls's
Honing y^,, , a,,,, 7 y,. p. m.
DAVID H. BOSS
ATTORHBY AT LAW.
801 WALNUT STREET PHJXA.
1 ) CONrtHOHOCKEN
Evening OjHoe \ Over Ihe Post Office
1 7 to 9 p. m.
MRANK. M. CONRAD.
Justice of the Peace, Real Estate
Agent ana Conveyancer.
Keacs and bill. oolleet«d, money loaned
and oonveyancing In all Its branches
lully allemleil to.
4»ew—Cwr. rr.nl mm* Wllllaaa. ■■«.,
WEST rOHSIIOUOCKBH.
WiJllani i Sitilth,
REAL UTATE AGENT,
—AMD- Justice of the Peace,
OFFICE I--FAYETTE ITME1 •
liter Stewart's Cigar Htore. Suiivpia's Unlld-
0ON8H0HUCKEK
Uoal Estate for 8alo.
St.wta nd Hill, r-r.iui.ilr 4'oli»el~l
Have You Been There Yet ?
If not just step in at
CRANKSHAWS NEW EMPORIUM
317 FAYETTE STREET, OPPOSE THE EPISCOPAL
1
CHURCH
Everything Entirely lYew.
BED ROOM SUITES in Wal-nut,
Oak and Ash.
Book Cases, Ilat Racks, Umbrella
Stands, Chairs, Tables, Oil
Cloths, Table Covers,
Window Shades,
Mats, etc.
CARPBTIHaS
ID uew «ealims a', verv lnw SKL/ML
PARLOR SUlTaS
1 II riu-!i, Cluh or lliii,-
LOUKQSS AND COUCHSS
In elegant styles.
Gneral DDiiolsteriDi a Sjeciallj
iiVall Paper Decorations
In greet variety.
m 1 S$M PIANOS 41 ORGANS
W. L. DOUGLAS
roa
$3 SHOE i I N 1 I.KM
S3 KHOF. I'I«MBIW.
Best In the world, hxamlne
»S.O0 Qonalmi Han '-Suwiid 8hoo.
I4i«i Baml-sowoil Weil Shoe,
X.
bit
AMD HOLT.T
smulayiS is
Men's ahoea marta to onler irom ...50 and
nnwunU- l.aillty,' l-n-nch kid shoes, Mlaaes'
i K'l« to order on .taort
inn.if Boota, >in»'i-and
Childrtn'aahoo
notice; aUo, r««*y
Bllpporrt, otc., iilwaya on hand i come ana
tuainiim my stock before purchasing olae-
Where' JOHK MAETIN,
Farette street, zadiloor uhove Elrn,
oblMm conshohooken. Pa.
ThomasJ. Carroll
^^BB*-
Furnishing Undertaker,
and funeral Director,
HECTOR STREET,
(OFPOSITK TBI OATBOLIO 10HOOL. )
OONBHOHOOKBN.PA.
U'»u BSSatidlrtoajra' Shoe.
MM Bxtia value CallBhoe.
(/2."i Woralngmuti's Shoe.
Lie anil II,7* Boys' School Shoes,
fraudulent whon my namei anil nrhe are
imi stamped: on bottom W. la MVSHaMi
Biookton. Mass.
fOB SALE BY
CHAS. IORST,
CONSHOHOCKEN, PA.,
foa AaeLsssa. WiLowoon,
Usaos—uuu a.m., 400p.m.
roa iiainaan-os—3 a. m.f 12 00 noon, 3 80,
500 and « 80 p. m. week-days. Bumlays, 7 3d
a. m. and 5 4i p. m.
I'oa HALSM (via Swedeaboro)—OK a. m l au,
4 >i, 6 40 p ui wou«-<lays. Sundavs. 8 l» a m
and ii I" p. ni. (via li lassboro| 0 00 a m and
SHOP in. week-dayB.
for Port Norrls and points on Maurice
Blvor Branoh, S 20 a m and I* 00 neon, and
:i 4u p in week-days. Sundaya, 7 SO a m.
sli-oplW-ear Tickets cau be had at Broad
and Chestnut Streets, Ids Chestnut Stroul.
and Broad Street Station.
Tha Union Tranalcr Couirsmy will can lor
ami check Baitgage Irom Hotels and itesl-donees.
TlmeCardaand fnll Information
can ho obtained at the Stallone aod at
Hie following
TfCKBT orriCES:
No. 8.18 Chestnut Street, Phlladolph. a.
b. It. Cor. Broad A Chestnut els. "
No. 4 Chelten A.ve.. Uermantown.
No. 324 Kedi rarStreet. Camden.
CHAS. g.PUUB J.K.WOOU
wewcral Isnurr «>•■ I. Paaa. AaTI
CATARRH Throat's
any star., amiifor chruole, also
liny K.'vr or Cold la Hi-ait, rspl.l
ir <-un^. Illuh medical unilorM
moat Alswr.rwh.iha.U'«Iarrh
17 rrs. illAoovors . cur. wlil.-h la
uow irlv,.n to llut world. No oo-
. ..In. .r hHrnifiil i-iiUlanre. No
miufToril.-nolle. FAiy.Mf",a*rree-
F. H. LUBtiE,
CONVEYANCER.
REAL ESTATE BROKER,
QMSRAL BUSINESS AQ3HT
NOTARY'PUBLIC.
Money to loan n ...wlrable sums.
Mortsgs«es ne«otlsried,
Uonses lo rant.
And coilectionj proupUy made
Office on Hector street,am door below Po
Officii second storv. ••
DELIVERED AT YOUR DOORS.
JACOB C. COX, of Wilsontown, W«-t
Conshohocken, will deliver at jour homes
all kinds of
FRESH AND SALT MEATS
on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Tha
best of BEEF, VEAL, MUTTON, LAMB
atid PORK at the lowest city prices at spot
cash. Also meats served at store every day
except Suuday, in Wilsoniown.
JACOB C. COX, Butcher.
aiKi-.tm WILSONTOWN WEST CONSNGHOCKENi Pi.
AND ANH\:.-.L DONE
. Send for t-ln-ular with homo loslliiioiill_
S! ;2m Srwd. Bniwlsft I*. I.I...II. *e. I_m.l,l. re-iiUt.
swl.soc
j|,l-,^-'. ; mill. J... i iiijit, ,v
PAYNE X cu., Aiuaaa, PA.
A cordial Invitation is Extended to the
public to visit tin.
■ ''An OHOOERT,
CORNER 5l'H r.VKNUE A WEELS ST.
Conshohocken, which I havo I itely pur
chaa-d. Onr prioea suit- the tlmi'S ; our
goods are llret claaa Call ami examine
acd be convinced lhat our prices ar*
the 1 owest.
maiM-3 m. I JOHN R. riMLBx".
Drunkenness ■TT the Ua" rUDTt, Positively ToreJ
Hoa-vener dc Hart,
Carp.ntars k*D Contractors,
EAST M WEST C0KSH0HOCKEK
Plans and speolfloaUons drawn at short
untie.. Jobbing promptly atU<ndwl to.
«■ so, mkn. lIsTi*NcEuVreERIn FeAveILryS.in"st'a"nScey. ^4oApIai|eXDwooSa
FREE. Address In conndenc, .■_„._ <v frtlHM ir-ieiFie co.. i •» «s*s tt-saw-»
a Ih.HUNUtRFUL
BAUGH'S
RAW BONE MEAL l.$25 Phosphate
NOT
CASH PRIZES
NOR
COSTLY
FERTILIZERS
BUT THE OLD ' |>-«Y"
■DAUGH'S
UAUCH'S OOODS h
lb.
;: on
, but auply them freely I
:icoo« yitltt.
-U,,E hv3iiAcT,vE
Mw-BOBEf^Kaaiiunj M<r^arasfrV
AT LOWEST CASH PRICES. ;
v. IK^S uwti iDioaa iml i*ialJy.tl 11 ■ I I ip.rlra.nl aaw
PAUCH A SON?
COMPANY
: in.i.ni I I'MIA.
ORIGINAL
Uw bulic Manure
I
I m. ■EKBAIL. LINf If I 0
».l 1..IM lIMllvlll. H.1THSI. ium a CHIIIH. * "OH loutsc.
I. K IV44I, .>r401«f.
tl IJTOCS 1 V««0t"s' "■ . COLltCCVILtC.
StlK toiosl, I '..ill .mltl.
I K. (t')ti:i3tH.i- I res. cot WAS).
.. ....-tmiLI. .• I.'T tit.ii'rv*
li J0IICM ^-. -
\f o I*.*. II.' Uiff'«t vartaly c
il hint's, Rrcliilil. HHfttliJ
\,*t lirir.ii "rit.'1'- '". .J
~»toxC3«y~h..iLi. V.,..-'* r:.^. uwi,
ris-lCiiMirsWIis, *-!••■ ...... CH»'«Si>na
LOCII-KL rv . nd ee. r ■." or to ir-rull
partl'-uUi. with MAIKI
•tut free Aililri. I
CHAS. L. COLBY L.
lyi.d(Wr ir. i r I
MILWAl'KEK. W1S.
niiL.rbu.iMMd.lay. T»o"«sJ. '•'•*■ *]•
dfrJ^uS'ir^, UBr. J^. BI.&Ml.ytV.r,.r13m1 AUrcmh *S*t,*l*-b*il*a.**A.S
All KiXOl CF A»P
B*a21CS-\il,-.!a5i Oxr |03 «!'.« ■',<; s-tijiaii
Oat Citiil A-lti-..l( -!'.*». » ••'• r ■
rnysi, "., v.„
■rbaimmthar '' i-i .-In »"'■> urt«n
di4«fli iiia i
..... i Mn r ■
»,ia.i...i.: Ut.,„...*N wJiM...aL!
■mt dollv.-r-l .i. .- i ■ «■■) i ti
f« I .M.AJ.C. . i »
OAUl'wua, mp* *lmtm f11— >
LL'BU»C f.
|U Men* f.l.aik '..-••.
.".»CfS fOH INVAUOI.
LUBU*iv.fC. CO.*
.- AM- lfcl*U*, ■■■.
4 WU
For WOHKISG
WOOD AND
STEAM ENrGXJSTES.
H.B.SMITH MACHINE CO.
925 Market St., Philadelphia, Pa.