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Nazareth Item.
AN   INDEPENDENT   FAMILY   NEWSPAPER,   DEVOTED   TO    LITERATURE,   LOCAL   AND    GENERAL   INTELLIGENCE.
Vol. XXV.
NAZARETH, PA, FRIDAY MORNING, MAY 5,1916
No. 23.
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PRINCE  OF I ORAUSTARK j
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By
OnORGF:  BARR
.'Vl'CUTCHmN
Author ai "(iraustark," "Beverly of Uraustark," Etc.
Copyright, l<>U. by Dodd, Mead and Company
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THIS   IS
m WEEK"
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Our union suits at 8l include the "Lewis" and the well known "Keis" and "Manhat¬ tan" all made in the closed crotch style. All the colors as white, ecru, black and gray, in the ankle-length, long or short sleeves.
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Separate garments in ecru, dark gray and black at 50c and 25c eacii.
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(Continued.»
CHAPTER  X.
A Prince's Heart at Stake.
HE prince .sat Oown, i)ullf'd the rug up to his chin and .stared out at tlie great, Ii<!aving bil¬ lows. Suddenly reiHMnberinK another injury, lie felt nnee more of the hack of his head.
"By jove!" ho exclaimed. "There i;-- a lump there."
"I can't hear you," sh; said, allow¬ ing tho munazine to drop into lier lap, but kcei)inff her place carefully marked with one of her lingers. "I can hear you perfectly," he .said. "It'.s tlie way the wind blows," she explained.
"Easily remedied," said he. "I'll move into Mr::. Gaston's chair if you think it will help any."
"Dol" she said promptly. "You will not disturb me in tlie loa.st- unless you talk." She resumed her reading, half a page above the finger tip.
He moved over and arranged him¬ self comfortably, snugly in JMrs. Gas¬ ton's chair. Their elbows almost met. He was prepared to be very patient. For a long time she continued to read, her warm, rosy cheek half averted, her eyes applied to their task with irritating constancy. Pie did not despair. Some wl.^o person once had told him that It was only nec- e.ssary to give a woman sufllcient time and she would bo the one to de¬ spair.
A few passonger.s possessed of proud sea legs staggered nast the snug cou¬ ple on their ridiculous rounds of the ship. If they thought of Miss Guile j and R. .Schmidt at all it was with the scorn that i.j usually devoted to youth j at its very best. There could be no doubt in the pa.ssing mind that these two were sweethearts who managed to thrive on the smallest ot coin- forts.
At last his patience was rewarded. She lowered the magazine and stifled a yawn—but not a real one.
"Have you read it?" she inquired composedly.
"A part of it," he said. "Over your shoulder."
"Is that considered polite in Vienna?"
"If you only knew wliat a bump I've got on the back of my head you wouldn't be so ungracious," he .said. "I couldn't possibly know, could I?" He leaned forward and indicated tho spot on the back of his head, first re¬ moving Ids cap. She laughed nerv¬ ously, and then gently rubbed her fin¬ gers over tho thick hair.
"There is a dreadful lump!" she ex- clnimecT. "Oh, how sorry I .im. Do— do you feel faint or—or—I mean, is it
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very painful?"
"Not now," he replied, replacing his cap  and  favoring her with  his  most I engaging smile.
j    She   smiled   in   respon.se,   betraying not  the  slightest  sign  of  embarrass- I raent.
j    "Am I to regard you .ns a hero?" "If you will bo so kind, please." She   laughed   outright   at   this.     "I i think I rather like you, Mr. Schmidt," she said, with unexpecled candor.
"Oh, I fancy I'm not at all bad," said he, after u momentary stare of aston¬ ishment. "I am especially good in rough Weather," ho went on, trying to forget that he was a prince of tho royal blood, a rather difficult matter when one stops to consider he was nut in tho habit of hearing people say that they rather liked liini.
"Do  your  friends  come  from  Vlen na?" she inquired abruptly. "Yes."  ho  sirid.  and  Uien  laved  his
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taco as usual by adding under hl.>i breath, "but they don't live there." It w:is not in liim to lie outrlglit; lience tho handy way ot appeasing his con¬ science.
"They are very interesting looking men, especially tho younger. I can¬ not remember when I have seen a more attractive man."
"He is a splendid chap," exclaimed Robin, with gonuin(.- enthusiasm. "I ;im very fond of Dar.k."
She was silent for a moment. Some¬ thing had failed, nnd she was rather Klad of it.
"Do you lik(> New York?" she asked.
"Immensely, 1 met a groat many delightful people there. Miss Guile. You say you do not know tho Blithers family? Mr. Blithers is a r.are old bird."
"Isn't there some talk of his daugh¬ ter being engaged to the Prince of Graustark?"
He felt that his ears were rod, "Tho newspapers hinted at something of the sort, I believe," Ho was suddenly posso;„"( d by the curious notion that ho was being "pumped" by his fair companion. Indeed, a certain insis- j tent note -had crept into her voice, and I
her oj'es were searching his with an ; Intentaess  that had not  aiipearod In them until now, "Have you si>on him?" "The prince?" "Yes.    What is he like?" "I've   seen   pictures   of   him,"   he equivocated,    "Rather nice looking, I should .say,"
"Of course he is like all foreign r > blemen and will leap at the Blither.s millions if he gets the chance. I sometimes feel sorry for the poor wretches," There was more scorn than pity in tho way she said it, hov.-- ever, and her velvety eyes were sud¬ denly hard and uncompromising.
He longed to defend himself, in tho third person, but could not do so for very strong and obvious reasons. Ho allowed himself the privilege, how¬ ever, of declaring that foreign noble¬ men are not always as black as they are painted. And then, for a very ex¬ cellent reason, he contrived to change the subject by a.sking where she was going on the continent,
"I may go to Vienna," sho said, with a smile that served to puzzle rather than to delight him. He was more than ever convinced that she was playing with him. "But pray do not look so glootny, Mr. Schmidt, I shall not make any deipands upon your time while I am there.   You may"—
"I am quite sure of that," he inter¬ rupted, with his ready smile. "You see, I am a person of no consequence in Vienna, while yon— Ah, well, as an American girl you will bo hobnob¬ bing with the nobility while the hum¬ ble Schmidt sits afar off and marvels at the kindness of a fate that befell him in tho middle of the Atlantic ocean, and yet curses tho fate that makes him unworthy of the slightest notice from the aforesaid Am<'rican girl. For, I daresay, Miss Guile, you, like all American girls, are ready to | leap at ti'ies,"
"That really isn't fair, Mr. Sciimidt," she protested, flushing.    "Why should i you  and  I  quarrel  over  a  condition I that   cannot   apply   to  either  of  us? : You  are  not  a nobleman,  .and  I  am not a title seeking American girl.   So, why all this beautiful irony?"
"It only remains for me to humbh- beg your pardon .and to add that if you come to Vienna my every waking hour shall bo devoted to the pleasure of"—
"I am sorry I mentioned it, Mr, Schmidt," she Interrupted coldly, "You may rest easy, for I shall not keep you awake for a single hour. Be¬ sides, I may not go to Vienna at all," "I am sure you would like Vienna," he said, somewhat chilled by her manner.
"I have been there with my par¬ ents, but it was a long time ago. I once saw tho emperor, and often have I seen the wonderful Prince Licititen- stein."
"Have you traveled extensively in Europe?"
She wa.s smiling once more, "I don't know what you would consider extensively," she said. "I was edu¬ cated in I'aris, I have spent innumer¬ able winters in Rome and quite as many summers in Scotland, England, Switzerland, Germ"— '
"I know   who  you  are!"  he  cried i out enthusiastically.   To his amaze- 1 ment   a   startled   expression   leai>ed | i into her eyes.  "You are traveling un- i i der an a.ssumed name,"   She ri-inain- ed perfectly still, watching hlui with an anxious .smile on her lips,   "You are no other than Miss Baedeker, the well known authoress."
'It seemed to him that she breathed deeply.
"In that ease my pseudonym should be Guide, not Guile," she cried mer¬ rily. The dimples played in her check.s. and her eyes were dancing.
"B, stands for Baedeker, I'm sure, Baedeker Guide, If the B, isn't for Baedeker, what is it for?"
"Art> you asking what the B really stands for. Mr. Schmidt?"
"In a roundabout way. Miss Guile," he admitted.
"My name is Bedelia," she said, with absolute Bincerity, "Me mither is Irish, d'ye see?"
"By jove. it's worth a lot of trouble to get you to smile like that," he cried admiringly, "It is the llrst real¬ ly hiuu'st smile you've displayed. If you knew how it improves you you'd bo doing it nil of the time,"
At this juncture the miserable Hobli.: hove into sight, not tigrurative- ly, but literally. Ho came surging acros.i the deck in a mad dash from
I unahlo to hold up 'is head," I     Jiobln read  it through,  and at the end  u'histled softly,
"Take it to Mr. Totten, Hobbs, and see If it will not serve to make him hoM up his Iiead a little."
"Very good, .sir. I hope it will. Wouldn't it be wise for me to han- nounce who it is from, sir, to sort of prepare him for"—
"Ho knows wh') it in from, Hobbs, so you needn't worry. It is from hoi.ie, if it will interest you, Hobbs."
"Tliank you, sir: it does interest me. I thought it might be frotn Mr. niithor:\"
Robin's rcowl sent him scuttling invay a great deal more rigidly than when he came,
"Idiot!" r.iuttered the young man, ^till scowling.
There was :;i]ence between tho two for a few seconds. Then she spoke :!isinteroKtedly:
"Is it from the Mr, Blithers who lias the millions and the daughter iVho wants to marry a prince?"
"Merely    a    business    transaction, ' Miss   Guile,"   he   said   absently.    He was thinlting of Romano's message,
"So it would appear."
Wire   truth   t. H'jurou villi n:
, *\ nat fioes u aii ini;;iii, ie. People are uneasy. ¦-•ou in I'arlf^.
1
-II   think-
Mr,
"I  beg  pardon' Ing"
"It   was   of   no   ee;-.. .;quence, BchmiTlt," she said i.ii:ily.
He picked up tlie tiiioad once more. "As a matter of fact, I've heard it said tiiat Mi.ss Blithers refused to marry the prince."
"Is   it   po.s.^iblc?"   witli   line   irony.
In the adjoining suit Miss Ouiie wa.: shaking Mrs. Gaston out of i' long courted and much needed .•^lei ; The poor lady sat up and blinii- : feebly at the excited, starry eyed girl.
"Wal;e up!" cried Bedelia impa¬ tiently. "What do you think? I have a perfectly v onderful suspicion—per¬ fectly wonderful."
"How can you be so unfeeling?" inoaned tlie limp lady.
"This R. Schmidt is Prince Rol*n of Grau.stark!" cried the girl excit¬ edly. "I am sure of it- just as sure as can be,"
Mrs. Gastop's eyes were popping, not (vith amazement, but alarm,
"Do lie down, child," sho whim¬ pered, ".Marie! The sleeping pow¬ ders at once!   Do"—
"Oh, I'm not mad," cried the girl, "Now lii-.ten to me, and I'll tell you why  I   bolv.v: -'/-tuaily  believe
him to be t!
"Mario do yu liear me?" |
Miss   Guile   shook   her  vigorously, i "Wake up!   It Isn't a nightmare. No listen!"
(To be Continued)
f'ostal I;uws i-(X|iiire I hat siibsei'iptiiins be paid |ii'oin{i(ly. .'\ l)Iue penril mark in this <'ircl(; means your snb- ¦-eriiition in <lne, and \\»' will tlinnk you for a   prompt   remittance.
f-ish   Ex!,:! ¦'   r!   :' ions. We   are   jI' iiink   that
only  we  hum;:, . aiiid  witii
fear or a;;it.ifed with Jny. but sumo ex¬ periments \\ith pereli in the artilicial pond show that when their reiiose is suddenly (llsturi)ed by taiiping on the glass the fish visibly (reuible, and the bars wiiieii are eliaraeteristic of this siK'Cles aetuiilly disappear f^r the time being, only to reappear when tlie dis- turb.'Uiee is ii'moV(-d and the ei|u.'inlm- ity of the lish is restored.
Sometimes a pike that is rajiidiy iid- vanehig<in hi.s |U'ey becomes .su.spieious about tho latter'.s character. The pur¬ suer will suddenly stoj) in an altitude of doubt,  hi.s  Ijaeli  will  ureb,  and   lie
McK)restown.
;:g per o:;.s from ?.i t'jv.ri Liite:.(ii.d liie concert given l)y the Miihh/iiberg College Glee CJuii, of Allentown, at Xazareth. last Thursday evening: Thomas F; Beers, Mr,  and  .Mrs,  H.  M,   '
will    rem:-
studying  \
¦ ended    as    thougli
of  his  suspicions.
-i uiorougiily rens-';''   '
rigid, to advance !¦
his susiii(.-ioii is not v.\
to  the  botloni  of the
iff in di.-
¦ Mouth I.'
Success.
"Is he such a dreadful  per.son as al! | jiat^ie'''rtei'!ne'r *^'"^ '^' "I m sure I d(m t know
murmur¬ ed Robin uncomfortably. "He may be no more dreadful than she."
"Well, I hope she doesn't marry him," .stiid Miss Guile.
"So do I," .said R. Schmidt, and their eyes met. After a moment sho looked away, lior first surrender to the mysterious something that lay de*>p in his.
Suddenly, and witliout reason, she appeared to bo bored. As a matter of fact, she hid an incipient yawn be¬ hind her small gloved hand,
"I think I shall go to my room. Will you kindly unwrap me, Mr. Schmidt?'^
He promptly obeyed, and then as¬ sisted her to her feet, steadyirg her against the roll of the vessel.
"I shall pray for continuous rough weather," he announced, witli as gal¬ lant a bow as could be made imd.>r the circumstances.
Mr.  a.. .Misses and Helen Koch.
Hiram lAIiller made a
Ella,
,   ii,   1'. Mamie
)U sin ess trip
"Thank you," Khe pleased to take It 1 thanking him for a
A few minutes la( own room, and she
;n id
to Nazareth, on Saturday,
.Mrs, William Kuth ami ehildren, of Pen Argyl, are staying a weelt with Mrs, Ruth's parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. F. Bilheimer and her grand¬ father, Jacob Bilheimer.
.Mr. and .Mrs. David Snyder and Miss Miriam Kleckner. of Nazareth, and Josejih Kleelcner, of .Muhlen¬ berg College, Allentown, visited .Mrs, Snyder's parents, Mr, and Mrs, W. R, Santee, on Sunday,
Mr. and Mrs, Franl< Best and Mr. and Mrs, W, E, Williamson made a business trij) to Allentown with their automobile on  Saturday,
The Misses Aggie and Pearl Kun¬ kel, of Easton. visited their parents, Mr. and Mrs, George F. Kunkel, and other  r(datives  on  Sunday,
Mr,   and   Mrs,   Clinton"  Hahn,   of Clearfield.   Henry   Kidd,   of   Daniel's Slate   Quarry,    and   Mr.    and   Mr- .ItHmes   Piemaly   were  the  guests   <.
sts of Mrs, Joseph Willian
leune's house d to me tliat iiiaii ot oven moderate id attain any given aim wiji'ii III.' SO! before him with unre- inilliiig elTort and 'enduring to th(! end,' To m.- question. 'Why. then, do so many im-n tall short of their ambi¬ tions?' he answered: 'Tliey come to the [dace where they turn hack. They may ha\-e killed the dragon at the first bridge nnd at the second, perhaiis even at the third. But the dragons are al¬ ways mere formidable the farther we go. Many turn back disheartened, and very few will meet the monsters to the end. .\lmost none Is willing to have a try with the demon at the last bridge, but if he does he has won for¬ ever," "—Prineess I,a/arovieh in Cen¬ tury,
\ery V tlir
1   Love You,"
ijitf-esiiiij; are the phrases n.s«j
various people of the world to
ver there
- of love
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¦   .-sr,. on .•Miiiuav. itterson and mother-l"
Roads,
Gr.iv, r
the promenade derk wa« as barren as the desert of Sahara,
lie found Count Quinnox stretched
out upon his bed, attended not only
I by  Ilolib.s.  but also the  reanimated
I Dank.   The crumpled message lay on
j the floor.
I    "I'm glad you waited awhile," said
the   young   lieutenant,   c    Mng   up
; from tho trunk on which L     , ,d boon
' sitting.  "If you had come ani sofmer
you would have heard wonSs fit only
for a soldier to hear.   It really was
quite appalling,"
"He's   better   now,"   said   Hobbs,
' more respectfully tiian was his wont,
I It was evident that ho had sustained
i quite a shock.
i    "Well,  what do you think of it?" ! demanded th'' prince, pointing to the message,
!    "Of    all    the    confounded    Itupu- I donee" - b'gan the count healthily, j and then uttered a mighty t ;oan of j Impotence,  It was clear that he could 1 not do justice to the occasion, I    Robin picked up the Marconigram j and  calmly smoothed out  the  crin¬ kles.   Then  he  read   it  aloud,  very slowly and with extreme disgust in his fine young face.  It was a lengthy communleation from Baron Romano, the prime minister Iti Edelweiss:
IVeliiiiinarv agreement slKneJ lief>>rp he;iriiiB lillthers had bouKtit l,,on<1on, Paris. Horlln, He ealiles lii,s Immediatf visit to li.   lUiJect now aiM>"nr« drnir    ,V1I
Visited   M'
:ii;d    ii;fa'ii    .:r,.;-;    cii.l.; Mr. Patterson and great-grand-chlld of :\irs. r
Palnu at Easton, v\ as iioine on .-lunrtay,
Mr, and Mrs, Lewis Hoch, ofNaz:-, '¦¦¦¦''    were   ^'uesfs   of   Mi-,   and   M: 1 Raub and Mr. and Mrs. Frar. and family, on Sunday. Fred Welty and gentleman friend, j of  Allentown.   visited   .Mr.   and   Mrs Harry   Hall   and   famiiv.   ami   gran : :!iother Welty,  on Sunday.
Frank Trach and family visite i Mr, Trach's sister, Mrs, Henry A' j thoiiy. near Bath, who was very sic" . on Sunday.
!\Ir.  and  Mrs.  Jacob Johnson.  Mr and Mrs.  Richard  Serfass  and  litt' , daughter   called   on   Mr,   and   Mrs ' John Kunkel on Sunday. !      John Kunkel ;;•   ¦       ' i meeting of the .-\i I higli    and    Moore    .1,.,,: 1 Stock Insurance Company Hill,  on Monday.
Mr. and .Mrs. H. P, Koeh made ¦, business trip to Nazareth, on Mon¬ day,
Mrs.   Sarah   Ruth,   who   hag   bee: indisposed for sometime-, will sell ii ' lot  at   private  sale.    See  advertise ! ment in the "Item." !      Messrs,  Byron  Kunkel :¦. ¦ y.eWcT  witnessed   the   circus   at   Eas¬ ton, on Morkday,
Rev, X. V p:rdman, pastor of the ILuthersfo <••. -igregation, held eom- munion s-rviees on Sunday and 204 p. rsOt'.s partook of the Holy Sacra- mftofs, Tbi? rolleetion anionntei! to $SS,0,T, ^
at Cherr
„i. iif;- that it
1   .Malta   ihe
eil as quii':-
'.'Uidon Globe,
WoririB Used  In Medicine.
•¦art!r-'.>ii!a, ur Hie common fi,sh- was   tuilized   by   the   medie(»!
ioners in Europe two and three huiHlrtxl years ago. The worms were for iuternil administration and some¬ times made Into an ointment or eni- liroeation f :¦ \!irna! use.—Pittsburirh Dtspat
Real   F««ato.
Steward   Hahn,   of  Nazareth, chased tho lot of William Moort so'i    ILarry    Moore,    situated Sclioeneek,  ejjBfaining  ,S  acres.
pur- and near with iniprovein^jrfs. The Messrs, Moore have eourftieted a poultry and fruit raising farm and have now decided to ^oTo to X'irgii'ia wliere tliey have purchased a saw mill. They will give :\Ir, Uahn possesion of the tract tn. the ,D*>ar future. This lot was; formerly known as the Silvert lot and is located a short distance east of the Schoeneck graveyard. The consideration was $3000,
.\hsolam George, of Nazareth, pur¬ chased the two-story brick dwelling liouse situated on Park Street, Xaza¬ reth, from Mrs. Emma Beisel,'of Na/areth,
Oliver Hann, of Moorestown, ptir- chased tho lot of Frank Peters, situ¬ ated near the Mnorestowi; Church, containing ,S acres with improvements for $1100, Mr. Hann expects to re- lire from his farm after this year.
Marengo.
In the liatle "f Marengo SS.Ot.Xi men partleipateil, and of that number 13, 000 were tilled or wounded, about 22 per cent. Napoif'n thought Marom.''> his graate- irtory Hm always kept thrungtiou; the  uniform   he  wore
on that day.
Information Wanted.
Most of tile st.ieii I'lirases of every day life are intelligllde to us. and we know a jot, liut we wish somebody would tell ns wliat a tittle Is,—<'oIum- liia State,
Life without pursuit is a vasnie and languid thing. -Raeon.
Bath.
Mrs,   Robert  Helnie and spent Sunday at Bethle-
, , ., I neW8pajier«   in   i;urope   print   (iispatches
one haven to another, or, more accu- , from Am.riea that marrlape 1» prartleal-
'¦¦ ly  arram,-ed   between   R.   anil   M.    Inter-
rately. fn^fii post to post.
"I beg your pardon, sir," he gasped, llnally steadying himself on wide spread legs. "Tliero Is a wirele.ss for Mr. Totlt:,, sir, but when I took It to 'Ini  be said  to fetch  It to vou,  belnf
views with   lillthers  corrotiorate roijortod en!ja«6m6nt.    Euroiie  \a   amused,    Kihto- ri.ils   sajx'astic,     Pricoa   of  uur   smairlilfs !idvanco two iH.lnts on conllrniutinn of re I'ort,    We are Ijewlldered     AUo va«u« ru rnitr  th«v   hiiv'A  aJotiAtL   but  danlAil   bv   It
Mr.   ar-.d son  Henry I hem.
I The Missionary Society of St, I John's Lutheran ('hnrdi will meet ! at the home of Mrs. .Metz. on Thurs- I day evening.
I Jessie Bartholomew and Mr. and 1 Mrs. James Bartholomew visited Ed. . Straub at Easton, last week. Mr. ! Straub has been seriously ill. I Mr. and Mrs. Colburn visited Mrs. j Colburn's sister, at Fasten, They I took an auto trip through New J«r- ' pey where Mrs. Colburn spent her I childhood days
the ill lier,"-
Rather Rough.
Here's liard luck."
Wluifs that?"
Flubdub's wife wants him to pay oine tas on the alimony he gives Louisville (jourler-journal.
Just Lil<e a Man. .Mr. Bagi'io-^onfound that lalloi! I'liesi^ trousers are a mile too loiji;. Mrs, Ba^ru'ie -How much shall I turn the 111 up? Mr, Biiggie—About half an Ineli,— London Answerg.
Of Cour^ae Not.
"I wender why the oldest i»er8on in fhe wiirUI v as a man?"
¦'M\'hy, tieeause roi w«man would ever have acknowledged It."-Klorldi) TlmeH Union,