The Nazareth Item

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The
Nazareth Item.
AN   INDIPENDENT   FAMILY   NEWSPAPER.   DEVOTED   TO    LITERATURE,   LOCAL   AND    GENERAL    INTELLIGENCE.
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Vol. XXV.
JSIAZARETH, PA,, FRIDAY MORNING, JANiJARY 21, 1916
No. 8
^   The TRUMBOWER CO., I
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Successors To P. S. Trumbower.
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II Attend a Successful School I
The success of this school and of Its graduates Is due prln- •' cipally to the fact that students are taught to do thoroughly what ', \    the business" world wants done.
A catalogue and a school journal giving particulars about cour¬ ses, tuition fees, positions, etc., will be sent free upon request. You can begin a course now, day or evening.
ii South Bethlehem Business College,
Third and New Streets,
South Bethlehem, Pa.
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By
MARIA THOMPSON
DAVIESS
Author of "The Melting
of Molly"
C«nrri<ht, 1913. I7 the Cantury   t CompMljr T
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SUNDAY HOURS: 9—10 A. M.
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Crawford's Drug Store.
Nazareth, Pa.
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In this extraordinary combination sale of Men's and Boys' 5;.
Suits and Overcoats at  cut  prices—Tlie selections are  still '%
teeming with variety because it was a great offering of mer- %
chandise to begin with—all the newest and latest designs and %
styles are included in this Big .Sale. ^
Men's Suits, $10 values  $ 6.95 3):
Men's Suits, $15 values     10.95 |^
Suits values up to $20 only   i4-9S %
- Overcoats for Men, $12 values only      4.95 %
% Come in and See Our Wonderful values we have to offer   5;
to you. 1
Furnishings at Big       I Reductions. I
Arrow Shirts, $1.50 values at $1.05 %
Special lot of 50c Shirts at 35c #
One Button Union Suit for Men, $1 values 79c #
Boys" 50c values 35c %
Iieavy Ribbed Fleeced lined underwear, 50c values, 39c each j^
or 75c a Suit. h
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Store Closed Every Tuesday and Thursday Evening at 6 P- M. §
Tailor, Clothier, Hats and Furnishings, 112 South Main St.,       -      NAZARETH, PA.
(Continued. 1 CH.fliPTER XIII. An Attained Tomorrow. 'VE ohiuiKPd ra.V nilnd (ibout n wo¬ man's    iH'ing   like    ii    wliirUviml. Tho   women  of  now  nre  the  iit- tained   tomorrow   that  the  world since the liegiiiiiiiiiL; liii.s been tryiiiK lo cntch up with.   .Fane Is that, iuul then tho (la.v after,  too, and  what she has done to tiieiiilale lu these two weeks has stunned the old towu uito a trniice of  delislit   and   amazement.     Slie   has recreated   us,   breathed   the   hreath   o)' modernity into us and started the ma chine up the grade of civilization at a pace  that  makes  me  hold   my   breath for fear of soiiiethlng jolting us.
She and .Wuit .Vugusta have organiz¬ ed an E(iuality league, and that wheel came very near fl.ving loose and lieinj; the flnish of L'nele Peter.
He came to .see me the morning of the first meeting, and, when 1 saw him I coming up the front walk, I got au as tral vision of the chips ou his shoulder enlarged to twice their natural size and called to .Tasper to mix the juleps very long and e.xtra de<;p. But deep as tlicy were, to the very top of the longest glasses, he couldn't drown his wrath in his.
"Women, women," he exploded from over  the   very   mint  sprig   itself,   '1111 fools, all fools from the beghining of time;  made that  way on pur|)ose—on purpose—heyV    World needs some .sort of creature with po better .sense than to   want  to  spend  their  lives   foolin;.' with babies aud the bread of life.   Hu¬ man  young and  religion  aro the only things in  (he  world men can't attend to for themselves and that's what they ; need   women   for.     Women   with   uo j brains, but all heart—ail heart~hoy'.'"    I "Why should ,just a little lirain hurt | their   heart   .K-tion.   Uncle   Peter'.-'   I ! asked mildly.    There is nothing in the j world that I ever met that I enjoy any j more than one of Uncle Peter's rages, j and I always try to be meekly Inllam- matory. \
"They're never satisfied with using them to run church societies and chil¬ dren's internal organs, but they want to use 'em on men and civilization in general. Where'd you get that Yankee schoolmarm. hey? Why don't she ^e; a husband atul a baby and settle down'.- Ten babies, twenty babies if necessary, hey?"
"You are entuely mistaken as to the plans tliat Jane and .\unt .\ugusta have for the league they are forniing this morning. Uncle Peter," I began to say witli ilelislit as to what was likely to ensue. "If you would only listen to Jane while she"—
"Don't want to hear a Avord she has to suyl All 'as the cracklinir of thorns under a pot'—all the talk of fools."
"Bnt surely you are not afraid to Ilateu to her. Uncle i'eter," I dared to ¦ay aud theu stood uway.
"Afraid'.' .\frald? Never was afraid of anybody iu my life, .Vugusta not ex¬ cepted!" ha excliiiuied as he rose lu his wrath. "The men of this town will •how the upri.sing hussies what we thluk of 'eiui aud put em back to tlie heels of men, wiiere liiey belong—be¬ long, hey?"
Aud before I oiulU remonstrate with him he was man'liiug down the streei Hke a whole regunent out ou a charge that was to lie one of e.'ctermination or complete surrender.
The Cratr told me that evening that the mayor s offlce of Gleudaie had reeked of brimstone for hours, and the next Sunday .Vuut Augusta sat iu theii pew at church, militantiy alone, while he occupied a seat In the farthest lliii- Its of the amen corner with eqasi uiili- tancy.
Jane didu't throw any rocks at any body's opinions or break llie windows of anybody's prejudices. She had the most lovely heart to heart talks with the women seiiarately, loUectively and In both small und large bunches. 1 had them iu lo tea in the combina¬ tions that she wtuited them, und I must say that she was the loveliest thing with Ihem that could be im¬ agined.
The siibjert of Ihe rally was o  tine one  for everybody to get  together mi from   the   sliirt,   and   before   any   of I them   rcallzeil   that   tlu>y   were   doiii'.^ anything   but  plan  out   tne details  of ja big Bpr<>ad,  the like of  which  they ! had been doing for hospitable genera I tlous, for the lallroad oonuuibslon tbey jwere    organized    into    a    lluurisliiiig I equality  lea.mie,  with oUbers aiid  by   ; ! laws and a sinking fund iu the treas- i j ury. i
1    ".Now,   lOvellna,"   said   June  us  she ] j eat on the e.ly;e of my bed braiding her heavy, sleek black braid that is as big M my  wrist aud that she divlaros is ¦ her ono beauty, though she ought to 1 know  tliat   her strMighl   strong tlgure, ' mddy  complexion,  aroma  of  strength and keen, iieiimlghted eyes are—well. K not beAutlee. something very  vr\ii
the league. '<V(.' must make them feel immediately tiiat they are needed aud wanted i'lleiisely in the movement. They must be asked to take their plac e, shoulder to shoulder, with us iu this liglil for better conditions for the world iiiid mankind in general. True to our theory, we must olTer them our comradely affection and openly and honestly exi)ri-ss our nerd of them in our lives and in our activities.
"1 asked young Mr. Hayes to Uiki' mo lisbiiig wllll him toiucjrrow iu order to have a whole i)ui''t day wilh him alone, so that we could get closely in touih with (•aell oilier. I have had ver.v little opiiortiinity to talk witli him, but 1 have fell his sympathy in several interesting gl.-inces we have ex¬ changed with earh oilier. I am look¬ ing forward to the eslabllsbmeiit of a perfect friendship with him. "
I toll] myself that 1 was misttiken lu thhiking that ttie expression in .lanes eyes was softeiiiMl to the vert;e of dreanUness and m.v inmost soul shout¬ ed at the idea of Jane and I'olk and their day alone In the woods.
Since that night that I'olk humiliated me as completely ns a man lau liumil- iate a woman he has looked at me like a whipped child, tind I haven't looked at him at all. I have used .lane as a widesi)reaii fan behind which to hide from liini. How was I to know what was going on on the other side of the fan'!
It Is a relief to realize that in the world there are at least a few Momcii like .lane, that don't have to bi,> pro tected trom I'ulk and his kind, .lane Is one of the liuntod that has I urned and ims come back to meet the juir- suer with outstretched and disarming hand. This, 1 suspect, is to be about her lirst real tussle. Skoal to the vic¬ tor!
"I advised your Aunt .Vugusta to ask you to talk again to your Uncle Peter, and Xeil is to seek an interview with Mr. Hardin at her earliest opportunity, though 1 think the oidy result will be Instruction aud uplift for Xeil, as a more illumined thing I never had said to me on the suliject of the relation of men aud women than the one he ut¬ tered to me last night as he said good¬ by to me out on the [Kirch in that glorious moonlight that seems brighter here in CUuidale tlian I have ever seen It out in the world anywhere else."
"What did he say?'' 1 asked perfectly naturally, tliougb a double bladed pain was twisted anjund in my solar plexus as the visum of Jane's last night In¬ terview in the moonlight with the Crag and Xell's soon to be one hit me broadside at the same time. I iiaven'l Lad   one   by   myself  with   lilm   for   a
ixruj^ic
" 'Why. of course, womeu ure lhe breath that men draw iulo their luii.;.'s of life to supply eternal cnuibustion.' was what lie said when 1 asked him point lihiiik what he thought of the league. 'Only let us breathe slowly as we ascend t(i still greater elevatimis with their consequent rarefied uir. he adtled. with the most lieaveuiy thouglitfulne.s,s in his fine face. Did if ever occur to you, Evelina, that yonr Cousin James Is really a radiantly beautiful man? How could you be so mistaken, as to both him and his per¬ sonal aiipearance, as to apiily su.'h .i name ns Crag to him?"
Glendale is going to Jnne's head!
"iVnd I havo been thinking since you told me of tiie situation  in  which  he !
.\fler .laiie had laid her strong mind¬ ed iK'ad on the bard pillow that 1 had had to have concocted  out of bjits cotton for her  I  laid my face a'gaii, my own, made of the soft lireast fe;i ers of n   wliite  llock of hovering 1 mothers, and uept on their softness
A light v,-.(s burning down in the lodge at the gate of Widegables. He hasn't gone back to his room to sloe)! even when T h.i\e Jnne's strong raind- edness In tMe house with rae. I re member that I g.-ive my word of honor to myself Ihat I wouldn't try any of my modern emotif)nal experiments on him the firsi niirlit 1 slejit in llils house alone, with only him over thoro to keep me from d.\liiu' with f)rlmltive woman fright. I sli.ili keep my word to my self and jiropose lo Richard If my con¬ tract with .liiiin and the five seems to call for It. In Ihe meantime If I choose to cry m.\self to sleep it Is no I body's business.
i    .Tone has arisen early several  morn i lugs and spent an hour before breiik- I fast composing a masterly and Muchia- j velllan   lettiT   of   invitation   from   the I E(jtiallty  league to the  InhabittintK  of I Glendale and lh(> surrounding country- Ride to ami beyond  P,oilvar to attend the  rally  given   by  them  in  honor  of the C. and <;. railroad commission on Tuesday next.    It Is to come out to¬ day in tlie weekly jiiipers of Glendale. Bolivar, llillsboro nnd Providence, and I hofie there will not be so many ensey of  heart   failure   from   rage  that  thc gloom  of m.iny funerals will  put ont tile light of the rally.    I hope no m.-in will  l)eat any  woman in  tbe Harpeth valley for it. and If he does i liojie he will  do  It so  neither Jane  nor  1   will hear of it.
It was Aunt Augusta who thought up the Insulting and Incendiary plan of having the rally as an offering of hospitality from the league, and I hoiM> If Uncle Peter is going to die over it he will not have the final explosion Ic my presence.
Privately 1 s[)ent a dollar and n half sending a night letter to Itichard al about it and asking liim If the cominis sloners would be willing to stand fcr this feminist i>lank in the barbecue deal. Ilo had sent me the nicest letter of acceiitance.from Ihe board when I hnd written the invitation to them through him as coming from Ihe ior fectly ladylike feniiiiine poinilation of Glendale, and i di<ln't like to get them into a woman wblrlwluil without theii own consent. I paid the boy at the telegraph office .$«¦> not to talk about the niatter to u human soul nnd threat¬ ened to have him dismissed if he diil. BO tile bombshell was kept in until this aflernoon.
liichani refilied to the telegram with characteristic directness:
DeliKhted to Ije in at the fight. Sevr-i of us rabid sufrrak'iPts. two on the fenci . and a lialf ropst pi«? will convert th<.' other. Found no answer to my question In letter of l.TRt Tuesd.iy.    Mu.stl
RICHARD.     j
It was nice of .lane to write out and 1 get ready licr iiombshell and then go i olT with polk so as not to see it c\ ; plode. Put I'm glad sh," did. Hov,- j ever, I did ndvise her to take a c^py i of It along with the reels and the ¦ lunc'i basket 10 read to him ns a starter j of their day to be devoted to the estab ment of a perfect friendship Itetwec;: them.
Polk didn't  ic ik at  uie even oiU'O a I hel[M«I iia(;k them und their trn[is liii'' his auto, but Solomon In all his glory was not arra.w(! like Polk in his wliii'
St<K'kert<»wn.
Levi   r^letzgar   spent   last   Tuesday iii^_tywn calling on  friends.
Wr% Flora Kindt, ot Nisky, at- the funeral of tin- late George ard,     held     at     F'armersvilie
h, last Tuesday.     He was a for-! urday.
Kath.
' Mrs. Newton (;ish, .Mrs. Asa Mc¬ llhaney and .^liss .Vlarion .Mcllhaney, spent  Saturday,   in   Easton.
.Mrs. Lillie Berlin visiied hor uncle, Henry   Steckel,   at   Easton,   last   Sat-
resident of our town.
Mrs. Ida Hellick and daughter. Miss Mabel, of Easton, were guests at the home of Emanuel Uhler and family, at -Nisky, last Tuesday.
Miss Elenora Smith spent Sunday with her jiarents, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Smith, at Nisky.
Some of our town people attfsdded the  Farmers'  Instil u(e,  at  .Xazareth.
Elizabeth Hordendorf. of Acker¬ manvllle, spent Saturday with her sister.  Miss  Fannie  Dietricli.  at  this
JliaCf:
.Mrs. itohert Heine on Saiurday visited his parents, .Mr. and Mrs. Mil¬ ton Heine, at Bethlehem.
Mr. and .Mrs. Kalph Schirer and son Robert, spint the week-end with relatives,   at  Northampton.
Miss Mae Hess spent Saturdav in Easton.
Mrs. Charles Berlin entertained her Sunday-school class of hoys at her home on Wednesday evening. The boys brouglit games with them and spent a delightful evening. Re¬ freshments  were  S(;rved.
Alidienus Schug, of Easton, madel -"^'iss Mae Meyers and :\Iiss Lula a business trip to town, last Wed-1 E'^'huff spent Saturday, at -Xazareth. nesday. }      .Mr.   and   .Mrs.   Homer   Kuntz,   of
Elmer Smith,  who had the grippe,   Irish   Settlement   called   on   relatives
is improved
Thi? funeral of the late Mrs. Sarah Miller was held at Forks Church, last  Saturday  afternoon.
Mrs.  John  Hildenlirandt is on  thei
on Tuesday.
Fred Franks, Jr., who had a slight operation   in   Ihe   Allentown   Hospi¬ tal  is doing  nicely. • .Miss    .Mary    Trescot,    of   Wilkes-
sick list. I Barre,   gave   an   interesting   address
-Mr. and .Mrs. Ben.iamin Shimer, of!"'  ti'e Parent and Teacher's Meeting Korks,  spent  several     days     visiting ]''«•'' in the High School building, on their   daughter,   Mrs.   Clarence   Gos-' J^^'iuary 10. sley, at Westfieid, N. J. j      -Mrs. John Remaly was ojierated on
Mr.   and   Mrs.   Phillip   Werkheiser j *" St Luke's Hospital, South Bethle- and daughter Catharine, were guests j''eni, on Monday.
of 'S'iuire and Mrs. .A. IT. Stofflet, on 1      Miles   P.   Kummerer.   the   jeweler, Sunday. Ljiurchased   a   fine  six-cylinder     1916
Mrs. A. H. Stofflet, of Stockertown ; Buick louring car. spent Monday, at Easton. '      Mrs.  F.   P.   Laub     and     daughter,
B.  F.  Taylor,  of .Xew  York,  spent i Ir ne,   visited   friends   in   Allentown, Saturday  and  Sunday  with   his  par-! o»  Saturday.
: Miss Jean Worman spent several i days in Pliiladelphia, where she was I pursuing a course of instruction in I vocal music.
The Penn Allen Cement Company has again resumed operation after a lay-off of three weeks, general re¬ pairs having been made while the miil wa« idje. , L The Ufw 130,000 high school build- Zing
ents,  Mr. and  .Mrs.  Arthur Taylor
Mr. and Mrs. Pierce Solt are visit¬ ing  relatives  at  Lehighton.
Mrs. F. W. Lehr and children Kathryn and Charles, spent Satur¬ day with .\Tr. and Mrs. O. F. Rein- hard,  at  Bethlehem.
Mrs. Jane Rader, on Sunday visi¬ ted her daughter, .Mrs, John Ra¬ der, of Wind Gap.
Sunday-school Sunday at 9.15 A/ing is now under roof and the work M.. Reformed Church services all of iathing,'the interior is just about 10.15 A. M. \icomplet»fl.     This  week   the  work  of
Romig   spent   the   week-end "ittitwrtTnk the heating system will be
S.   B at New York City
Rev. George S. Kleckner. pastor of the Lutheran Congregation, on Sun¬ day installed the following officers: Elders, Elmer Bursch and William Sandt; Deacons, Edward Meyer and Alvin   Bahp.
Right Word, but What Waa ItT
U UuU  bi.'ei, II bard day. und  Mr. K. j smoked iu silence one cigar after an- | other.     Mrs.   K.   was   wondering  how | long   It   woiUd   be   until   her   husband would  suy  something.    Jim  is  rather
started, and the final work on the building will progress more rapidly from nov/ on.
The officers of the Liberty Band, of Bath, for the ensuing year are as follows: President. George Eberlv; vice-president, H. Ritter; secretary, A Eberly; assistant secretary, H. Weaver: director and leader. B. F. Eberly; assistant leader. W. Eberly, janitor,  Robert  H.  Hummel.
F.   H.   Michael,   of   Bath,  attended
the  automobile  shows  at  New  York
and   Philadelphia,   and   accepted   the
agency for the Saxon six automobile.
.   .       , ,,,.,,, ^^   received   his   demonstrating   car
quiet for the  most purt, she  will tub 'this week.
you.   "I'll give him five more minutes.'  1 ^	
she  agreed   mentally,   with   ber  usual
generosity.
"I'd give a hundred dollars to know
Jim remarked abstractedly.
His   wife  clajified   her hands  In  de
light    Jiiu uever dLsapfioiuted her
"What?" she asked.
"¦SA'ell.  you  see,  it   was  this   way;   i
was tulkiug over a business deal with
the head of the firm, and  I got pretty
enthusiastic.   I   guess.     1   must   have
used  some   big   words.    Suddenly  tiie
boss'   hand  came  down   on   the   table
with a crash.   'You used the right word
that time, my boy.    That's my Idea ex
actly,' he exclnlmed."
"Well?" (luestioiied his wife.
"Nothing,   ouly   I'd   give   a   hundred
dollars to know what I said."—Indian
npolis Xews
and Mrs. Carruthers have lieen placed; flannels, and lie and Jane made a I'i- by this financial catastrophe how won- \ ture    of    |!erfectly    blended    tailored
derful it will be if love really does come to them when her grief is healed by time. He will rear her interesting j children into Women that will be in- j vnlualile to the commonwealth," Jane | continued n.s she tied a blue bow on | the (ffld of her long black plnit. '
"Do you think tiiat there—there are any signs of-of suili u thiug yet?" I aaked wiiJa pitiful we.ikness us 1 wilt- ad down into uiy pillow.-
"Just a bit lu his luanner to her. though   1    may    tie   inllueuced   iu   my
Bmartness  as  they   got  ready  for  the breakav.-ay.
There   ;ire   some   men   that   acquire feminine  oblig:itions as rough chevicii | does lint, and Henrietta is one of Polk'- j wheu it comes to the fishing days,   lb- ! tnkos lier so often that she thinks six- '
•wns him and all the trout lu Utile . Harpeth, and she landed in the midst oi' ; the picnic with her fighting clothes on. i
"Where ure you and  her going at flshlug';"  she asked   lu  a  calmly  con-
Three Streets. In the world as known to Baedeker there   are  otiiy   two   streets   that  can compare with  Fifth avenue, and these are iioth on .Manhattan  Island.    From Its  source  in   the  asphalt   bottoms  of Washington  square to   where  It  '"ses Itself in the coal middens of the Har leni river at One Hundred und Forty third  street  the avenue  runs a course of almost exactly se\eii miles.    It runs true to thc Xorth star, without a turn with only a single pause, grimly lieni on its business in a way calculated to make the dowager metroiiolises of Eu rope lift their eyebrows and say, "How
trolled   video   that   both   of  them   had I American!"    Its rivals are Eighth ave
Judgment by lhe eviiicut suiiabilily of   heard before and which made us quail
auch a solutiou of the siiuatiou," she answered us she sellied herself buck against one of the posts of my high old bed and looked me clean througii and through.
"I hope you have been uoting lhe.se different emotional situations and re¬ actions among your friends carcfiill\ In your lecmd, Evelina," she conlin ued in an inlciesteil and biological tone of voice aiui exiiression of eye. "In a amall community like this it is much easier to t;el at the real underlying motive of such things than it is in a more complicated civilizatiou. I lune Been you transcribing notes into mii book. Since 1 have come to Glendale I nm more lirmly deterniiiud than ever that Uie luiiiiide of emutional equaUt.\ thut We determined upon in the spring ia the true solutiou of most of the comi>li<-ated man and woman probleins.
nne. a half mile to the west, whicli may lie some I'lH) feet longer, and Rtill farther west Tenth or .Vmsterdam uve
In our boots and niotaphorlcaily duck our heads.
"Yes. we-er--thought we would," he I ""*'• ^lu" titan of all urban highways answered with un uncertainty of voice | "'n« uiiles up hill and down, as deter and iiianiier iliat bespoke abject fear.
"I'll lie d if you shall!" came the
explosion, hot and loud. "I want to go flflhlng with you, Polk, my ownsclf, and slie ain't no good fo.- nothing any¬ way.    You ean't take her!"
"nenrietta!" I both lieseeched and commanded In one brefltli.
"No, she ain't no g<H)d at all," was re¬ iterated in the stormy youn ; votaa as Henrietta cauglit hold cf lli ¦ ii"9a of the panting auto and irtaoU directly In the path of destruction If Pelk had turned the driving wheel a hair's breadth. "Uncle Peter says tliat she la er going to tuni the devil loose in Olendale, so they won't be no more wldsk.v and uo more babiiii,boriied and
other   dillereiil   comnuinllles   thut wiil  seliH'l.     I   would   not   seem   to  be indellcute, dear, but I do not see. any signs  o{ ymir  having  been  esiK>clally drawn emotloiiiilly to\Mird any of your friends, though your altitude of slstei ly   comradeship   and   frankness   with them Is more beautiful than I Uiought It  wus   possible  for  such   u   thing   to be.     You   arc   uot   being   tempted   to shirk  any  of your duties  of  woman hood because of your Interest lu your art,  are you?    I   will  confess  to yon thnt the thing that brought me <hiwn upon you was your news of this .-(ini mission  for the series of station  gar dens.    I think you will [irobtibly work better nfler this side of your nature is at rest.    Of course, a union  with  Mr Hall would be ideal for you.   You must consider it seriously."
I'lu're are .some nu'n who ure bii; enough to take a \Ti>muii with a wound In her heart and heal both it and her by their love.    Richard Is one of thai
klml Vi'hiit    cKiilft    nnv    vt'..i<>.in    w-. .
my^ In 'i men will get thei' noses riiblied in their ^""'^ ' plates if they don't eat tlie awful trui'k ahe is er goinj; to teach the wome.i to cook for their husbands. .\n' lhe mea won't marry uo more then at nil, and m have lo be a old maid like her."
I To be continued.)
Georgetown.
Uriah Daniel and Leo Sliook vi.si¬ ted New York City, on Sunday.
John Hagenbuch accepted a job at the Kraemer Holsery .Mill, Xazareth.
Mr. and Mrs. Edwlu Wasser and Mr. and Mrs. Reuben Kerchenthal visited friends and relatives at Beth¬ lehem, on Sunday.
Clarence M   Moser is on the sick list  agriu loscent.
Lot   of   our   folks    were with the grippe, last week.
Edwlu Wasser bought a horse last 1 ^'"-''^
mined in the primevul blueprint shapi by the cil.\ fathers some time about the year Ihoii .\ll three streets have character as well as length, but Fifth j avenue alone has significance.—Simeon Struusky In'Harper's .Mauazlne
Making the In?,e:l3 t:.-c:;K. In Ihe liin.i.;rai hi' s uf liie wurld there is no pas.sage mere iiuman and  mure humorous   Ihan   thc   aci nuut    by    M. Fabre of his first liiter\iew  with I'as- teiir. who had never seen a ciicma and was   astonished   that   there   was   any¬ thing In it.   He Concludes the account thus:   "Encoiira.ircii Iiy the uiagnificeiii exnmple of the cicunns rattling in Pas tour's asfnnislied ears. I have made it my rule to adojit the metlio<l of igno ranee   in   my   investigations   into   In¬ sects.    I   read   very   little.    Instead  of turning the jiages of books, an expen¬ sive    proci'eding    quite    lieyond    my means, instead of consulting (dlier peo pie. 1 [lersist obstin.itely in interview¬ ing my stibje, t until I succeed In mak¬ ing him speak."—l.iiiulon Spectator.
^^ .'^loorestown.
rg?^Staniey .Mushlitz and child are stayiiit sometime with her husband's parenits. .Mr. and .Mrs. James Mush- near the Moorestown Creamery. Hiran. Miller made a business trip to .Xazareth, on Saturday. He repor¬ ted fine roads for tin's time of the year.
.Messrs. Clayton aud Elwood Koeh¬ ler called on their grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. John Ko- hler, Sr., on Sat¬ urday.
Mrs. .Mary Trach. of Point Phillips i^ staying with her son, P'. H. Trach and family. , present. jMrs. Trach had been iiuUsposed for several days. Mrs. Oliver Hann was thc guest of Mr. and Mrs. James IVIushlitz. last Thursday.
Jacob Johnson purchased a fine sorreil horse at public sale at Wind Gap, last weeic.
Mr. and Mr.s. Frank Scholl. who were married last Saturday, have gone to housekeeping at once al the home of W. H. Kromer. formerly the Amandus Dilcher farm, near Moore^i- town. which Mr. Scholl rented.
Mr. and Mrs. Augustus Beers, of Copella. were the guests of Mr. and Mrs.  Frank  Trach. on Sunday.
Mrs. Frank Best and daughter Stella, spent a week with relatives at Bethlehem and .\llentowu, and also attended the Beiderwoif evan¬ gelistic  meetings,  at  .\llentown.
Walt.r Kurkei, of Bethlehem, visi¬ ted his grandparents, Mr. aud Mrs. John Kunkei and other relatives, on Sunday.
.Moorestown Lutheran Congrega¬ tion receiitiy presented their pastor, the Rev. A. E. Erdman, wi'.h a purse a.   a  Christmas  gift.
Limited Perpetual Motion. Anitirose I'letcher solved the great problem of perpetual motion the olher day, after l.ibnring upon it for man.v years. It is Iti the shape of a bull which .s^^ iius ba. k nnd forth n gularl\ and 1irelt>ssl\. heiii.g propelled by u son of clockwork /iie( h;inism. There is His   daughter   is   conva-| ^,,^ „„,. ,iia«.iack t.. Ihis solution of
He has to wiud the
•ii-'ht days.   There Is
wrong,  Isn't there?
, I the old probli confined I , .
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week i.t Fisher's Horse Sali
.;:ilirnse gets H so it will
Flick & Simons, have finished  the   run without winding he will have the
house of Edwin  Wasser and  is now 1 ready for occupancy. |
problem Eagle.
definitciv   solved. — Brooklyn
VViUlnni Kle<kner Heioeives Promotion.
Following the announcement of the promotion of R. H. MacFetridge lo the sup 'ril.tendency flf the Lehigh Portland Cement company's newly acquired plant at Fordwick. Va., Is the official notice that W. H. Kleck¬ ner will be made superintendent over all three mills owned by the com¬ pany.
For the i).i : eight years Mr. Kleck¬ ner has beeu superintendent of mill number S which was purchased trom the New Castle Portland Cement company in 1914.
Mr. Kleckner lias had a large ex¬ perience in the cement business hav¬ ing been connected with eastern com¬ panies for at least ten years prevloua to his i.rrival in thia city.
In the soiectlon of W. H. Kleck¬ ner as suiierintendent of the local plants of Lehigh Cement Companv here the company scored two bulls- eyes—retaining one of the best ce ment men in the entire country and the rewarding of meritorous work which should act as a stimulous to subordinates employed by this great
and    prosperous    corporation. New
Castle,   Pa.   News.
Mr Kleckner formerly resided In Nazareth, and has many friends here
Mr. Andrews Will  Make CoIleetlonK.
P. S. Trumbower, of Nazareth who retired from the coal and lumber business, placed his books In the hands of 'Squire Simon Andrews' who wll! look after his collections! Mr. Andrews until recently had been employed In an ofIlc(> at the rourt house, Easton, but ia now giving all his attention to his Nazareth offlce Mr. Trim.bower has endeavored to make It as conv.-nlont as possible for those who wish to make Immediate settb men .
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