The Hershey Press 1922-03-30

              Baseball has called out a tola! of over
t wenty hoys who are all working hard for a
place on the varsit y nine. Splendid material
is available from last year for a winning team.
N. Long, Sherlzer. Gcrlach and Ferrucci are
some new candidates. All told the squad is
one of the best any High School Baseball
Team has been privileged to select from.
The High School Tea m is a member of the
Lower Dauphin County High School League.
This league includes Hummelstown, High-spire,
Oberlin , Penbrook, Lin glestown,
Susquehanna Twp. and Hershey.
The schedule is as follows:
April 8: Hershey at Hummelstown, High-spire
at Oberlin , Penbrook at Linglestown.
April 14: Susquehanna Twp. at Penbrook,
Oberlin at Hershey, Hummelstown at High-spire.
April 1.5: Linglestown at Susquehanna Twp
Penbrook at Oberlin, Highspire at Hershey.
April 21: Susquehanna Twp. at Hummels-town
, Oberlin at Linglestown. Hershey at
Penbrook.
April 28: Susquehanna Twp. at Highspire,
Linglestown at Hershey , Hummelstown at
Penbrook.
April 29: Oberlin ill Hummelstown, Hershey
at Susquehanna Twp., Highspire at Lingles-t
own.
May 5: Hummelstown at Linglestown,
Penbrook at Highspire, Susquehanna Twp.
nt Oberlin.
May (i: Hummelstown at Hershey, Oberlin
ut Highspire, Linglestown at Penbrook .
May 12: Penbrook at Susquehanna Twp.,
Hershey at Oberlin , Highspire at Hummels-to
wn.
May 13: Susquehanna Twp. at Lingles-t
own. Oberlin at Penbrook, Hershey at Pen-brook,
Hershey at Highspire.
May 10: Hummelstown at. Susquehanna
Twp., Linglestown at Oberlin , Penbrook at
Hershey.
May 20: Highspire at Susquehanna Twp.,
Hershev al Linglestown. Penbrook at
Hummelstown.
May 2(i: Hummelstown al Oberlin,
Susquehanna Twp. al Hershey, Linglestown
al Hi ghspire.
May 27: Linglestown at Hummelslown.
Highspire at Penbrook, Oberlin at Susque-hann
a Twp.
JOHN ELDER MEWS BIBLE CLASS
The John Elder Men 's Bible Class, of
Derry Presbyterian Sunday School, met on
Monday ewming with K. V. Owen, Jr., as
host. Present were : ltcv. It. II. Taylor,
Park Heller, Ivan Mease, lrvinu Slesser,
Paul Ciingrioh , (ieorge Dressier , John Boyer,
Daniel Ensminger, Paul Everett , and Mervin
Holland.
The next meeting of the Class will be held
on April 10a! the home of (Ieorge \V. Dressier
33 W. Chocolate Ave.
T. A. A. CLUB MEETING
The T. A. A. Club held a very int eresting
meeting on Thurdsay evening, March 23.
Th e Misses Hulda Schaefl'er, Marjorie
Wagner, Mary Yorty, Mildr ed While and
Edna Decker! were admit (erl as new members
int o the Club.
Elect ion of officers was held w i t h the follow-in
g results: President , Mabel Lingle; Vice
President. Ilia Carpenter; Secretary. Carrie
.B. Smith; Treasurer , Lena I'Vchii.
The Club will hold an "April Fool" parly
on March :!l. A good lime is assured to
those who a t t end .
The Seventh National Business Girls '
Convention, under the auspices of ihcNnliou-al
Y. \V. (' . A., will be held al Hoi Springs,
Arkansas, April 20 to 27. The T. A. A.
Club ha s decided to u n i t e with four other
Business (iirls ' organizations in sending one
representative to this Convent ion ,
"Mirundy 's Min strels " is being rehea rsed
ul the present time by I he Club. A definit e
date for the produ ction thereof lias not been
chosen but plans are working smoothl y and
the girls are lending enthusiastic aid. This
pr omises lo lie a stellar product ion, dale of
whi ch will be announced in proper lime.
Regular business was taken care of and
nit er refreshment * had been served anil the
members indulged in a brief social period,
the meeting was adjourned.
OLIVETS SWAMP STICELTON TOSSERS
The Olivets comp letel y buried the Slcellon
liv e, h ere on Friday evening in nil Inlcr-
Coiinly League game under an avalanche of
field goals. The final score was HI lo Ml).
It wa s t h e largest score liung up in the lea gue
this season.
Wi lli every member of I lie local five III row-ing
Iw o-poinlers fro m all purls of the floor
the visitors never hud a chance. W. Ziin-uiei'iuaii
led w i t h l eu while Clark and Slrine
f ollowed willi nine Two-pointers each. The
team t otalled 3H from Hcrinun itgc to IK by
Sl cellon. Lineup and scores:
Sleellon FdG M(.' TP
14. K r o u l ' K (I 0- 2 12
C, Kroul F (I 'i-H 14
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l.loylcs < i 0 ll ll 0
iM, Kroul (i (I IMI (I
Sellers , . <i it I I r
Totals IH II 12 III)
l lersh ey Fd<i FKi TP
Clark F I) 11 (1 IH
.Slrine F I) 1 ) 1 IH
Lellhlser C 4 I I I H
Stover . . , . <! (I 2-3 14
W, 'Zimmerman/ (I 10 ll-H 23
Totals !IH 5 1 3 HI
Referee Minllli.
Hershey High in
Lower Dauphin Co.
Baseball League
PUBLIC INVITED TO HIGH SCHOOL
FUNCTION
The people of Hershey and vicinity are
cordially invited to be present in the High
School Gym on Friday evening, April 7, at
7:30 o'clock. The activity committee of the
school has planned a box social for that even-in
g. Games, music and entertainment for
all, have been planned by the committee in
charge.
This part y is the fi rst of ils kind to which
the publi c have been invited this year. A
large crowd is expected and enjoyment and
recreation is assured to all who attend.
Home made cakes, candy and punch will
be on sale.
An extremely int eresting and delightful
feature of the evening will be the auction of
the various boxes contributed by the young
ladies who attend. A capable auctioneer has
been engaged f or the evening. The committee
here wishes to announce that students below
the eighth grade, need not bring packages
but the public is invited to join with the
High School students in this feature of the
program.
Entrance to the building will be gained
thru the west
^
door .
HERSHEY HIGH CLOSES SEASON
On Tuesday evening, March 21, the
Hershey High Schools Basket Ball Teams
closed a long hard schedule. The boys played
a total of twenty-sev«p games, while the
girls had a schedule of seventeen games.
The boys team had a bad slump during
the month of January but more then made
up for it , by their brilliant team work and
fast passing in the games of the last half of
the season.
The girls team gradually improved during
the season. During the last several weeks
the team found itself. This team was forced
to change its lineup in every game, due to
injuries to some of the girls, and the change
of personnel from game to game. Never-the-less
the girls played a commendable game at
all times. Be it said to tlie credit of the
girl s that they always played a clean,
sportsmanlike game.
The individual scores for each team follows:
Bows FdG FIG G Ply'dTP
Shea .'31 1-3 2(i 103
Tinne.v 44 161-334 27 24!)
Ferrucci 105 31-073 27 241
Oilman I) 0-0 26 18
Fasnacht 40 H-22 23 88
Aungst 1 0-0 5 2
Swartz 0 0-0 3 0
Mtigrinni 2 1-1 2 5
Totals 2.52 202-425 700
Gi rls FdG FIG G Ply 'dTP
Buchanan 15 10-53 15 40
Dissinger 14 33-77 15 «1
M. Miller 1 0-0 13 2
Iteese 0 0-0 15 0
Hess 2 0-0 7 4
K. Miller 0 0-0 5 0
Oilman 0 0-0 « 0
Yerger 0 0-0 10 0
Dreseher 0 0-0 11 0
Totals 32 52-1110 I I (i
DERRY PRESBYTERIAN C. E. SOCIETY
The quarterl y business meeting and social
of the Derry Presbyterian Christian End eavor
Society was held on Thursday evening, March
23, at Ihi - home of the pastor, Hev. It. II.
Taylor.
Aft er small items of business were disposed
of, th e semi-annual election of ollieers was
held w i l h the following results: President ,
Earl Ilii ekinim; Vice, Pres,, Isubelle Bucluumn
Itec. Scc'y., Nellie Mill er; Treasurer, Mrs.
Ivan L. Mease; Pianist, Nellw Miller; Asst.
Pianist , (subfile Buchanan; Advisory Com-m
i t t e e, Ivan L. Mease and Daniel L. Ens-min
ger. These officers will be installed on
Sunday , April 2, durin g I he regular evening
service a I 7:30.
At the conclusion of business various
games and contests were enjoyed and de-licious
refreshments were served, Present
were: Isubelle Buchanan , Ethel MeCreary,
Elhcl Bixlcr , A nun Biirch, Marl Huchmun,
Paul Gin grich. John Cope, Mr. and Mrs .
1. L. Heist and Mr. and Mrs. Ivan L. Mease.
The Sclii Club, of (lie Girl Heserves, held
a very insp iring and successful Vesper service.
These grade school girls were actors , de-corators
, mu sicians and leaders al th e same
lime. Their progra m was really deserving
of a larger audience and it is cerium those
who remained away missed u very profitable
afterno on.
It' l l is going lo be possible for IhrTV, W. C
A. Glee Club t.o give n concert the llrsl of
May, the members of this elub will have l o
a t t e n d rehearsal s more ' regularl y, There
are only n few more rehearsals remaining and
all are urged to make it n point lo a t t e n d ,
F.ven If , by virtue of u cold or ot her reason
it is mil possibl e to siugmuch good may lie
reuli/.ul or ot her reason it is mil possible lo
sing, much good may be realized by attend
ing lo listen , lo read I lie music, anil to li ciir
Ihe hclnl'ul remarks of the leader,
The Wednesday noon hour lunch mid ta lks
are certainly proving a success, It Is h oped
more girls will avail I hem selves of Ij ie
splendid opportunit y presented (herein ,
Those in charge would lil< e lo know before-hand
how many girls will come In order t h a t
adequate prepara t ions may bo made, Either
communicate direct with the Secretary , or
send word with any of the girls who live in
(he buildin g,
The Olivets, supported by several hundred
rooters, went to Harrisburg on Saturday
evening to meet thc„ fam ous semi-pro Indies
of the Gapitol City. Of cou rse it is under-stood!
that when a tea m goes into combat
with this combination on Chestnut street
floor, the winners will be no other than the
home five. "The race is not always to the
swift ," neither in th e same respect are the
fruits of victory always lo the deserving.
Many teams have discovered this truth after
grappling with (he Indies in Chestnut St.
Auditorium. We do not mean to infer that
the Indies are inferior to the Olivets but do
condend that the Indies are fa vored by a
chain of circumstances that are ra rely found
elsewhere and which act as a terrific handi-cap
to a visiting team. They met in seasons
gone by all of the Eastern League fives in
this same Hall and without apparent difficulty
put th e skids under them, yet when at the
start of this present season they were given
a berth in the Eastern League, they couldn 't
stand the pace. They played probabl y six
games, all of which were lost, and then con-sidered
independent basketball was big
enough for them, anil the franchise was moved
elsewhere.
Consider the case of the referee. Is it or
is it not customary for any team, no matter
where one follows the game, for the referee
to be so closely affiliated with the team as is
Horace Geisel with the Indies? Not for a
thought would we infer that Horace is not
four-square, but why is it that every game
played on Chestnut street f loor, in which he
referees, is attended by such a display of
disapproval as evidenced by the loud and
unremitting chorus of hisses. Is it afterall
simply a different fashion of registering
applause or does it manifest that the audience
considers his methods of officiating are tainted
with inefficiency and partiality ? Then there
are other handicaps of unusual nature whic^i
combine to make it almost an impossible
task for a visiting team, rega rdless of their
caliber to register a win on this floor.
Therefor, we agree t h a t "The Hershey lads
were not quite in a class with the Harris-burg
combination," as is found in The
Patriot of Monthly, March 27. But we teel
confident that a different story would be
told if the Oli vets had the opportunity of
meeting the Indies on any floor outside of
Harrisburg with a positively neutral official
who has never been the mark for a hissing
audi ence.
We are not so rankly partisan as to declare
the Indi es wouldn 't have a chance but do
believe they would have lo play as they have
never played bef ore in order to win. We're
mighty proud of the Olivets. They are
just a group of boys, th e youngest of whom
is sixteen, anil not one of them more than
twenty-two. They play for the mere sport
of it not for any commercial or pecuniary
interest. They've won two consecutive
pennants in the Inter-County League races
and have done so entirel y on their merits.
Whether at home or on oilier floors they
have played the game clean and fair and we
are furthermore proud to say thai never has
a hiss been heard on the local floor.
The lin eup and summary of the game.
Independents Olivets
Scheifer F Slrine
Kline F Cla rk
Roberts C Lcilhiser
Gerdes (i Stover
(Sough (! \V. Zimmerman
Field goals—Scheifer, (1; Kline , Roberts,
3; Gerdes, 4 ; Slrine , 3; Clark , Lcilhiser,
St over, Zimmerman, 2, Foul goals Kline ,
5 - 7 ; Roberts, Gerdes, 4 - II ; Si l rine , I - 4;
Clark , 2 - 4 ; Lcilhiser, 2 5; Zimmerman,
2 - 5. Referee—Geisel.
LEGION POST MEETING
Hershey Post, No. 3H0, of the Am erican
Legion, met in regular monthly session on
Tuesday evening, Mar ch 2H. 'Che attendance
was comparativel y small but i l was one of
the most enthusiastic and interesting meet-ings
(Jit " Posl has ever held. Numerous
qu estions of new business were presented and
th oroughly t reated. The Posl decided lo
hold a Poppy Silicon Memorial Day, the Posl
Commander app ointed asa special eomuiillee
on this ma iler, 14. W. Sehwenk , Paul Sliul l/,,
H. Satta/.alin, It. W. William s, Elizab eth
High and It. G, l l i n k c l . The Post likew ise
a cted favorabl y on a question of producing
a Minstr el Show and in accordance t h e r e w i t h
I he Entertainment Commit Ice was iusli'ucled
lo proceed w i l h formulation of necessa ry
plans. Comrade Foster , of Post No. H , St.
Paul , Minn., as l h c giicsl of Comrade Sliult/ ,,
gave a very int erest ing talk in which lie told
of th e splendid work Ihe Legion organization
is doing in SI, Paul. Vari ous other quest ions
and business mutter s were properly taken
care of and following Ihe report of I lie Social
Committ ee, the meeting was adjourned.
WILL HOLD APRON SOCIAL
The "Always Shining " Bible Class, of
the First I' uiled Brethren Sunday Schiinl ,
will hold an "Apron .Social" in Hie Y, W, C, A,
Cafeteria on the evening nl Thurdsay, March
III) , s t a r l i n g at elgh l o'clock, A splendid
program , consisting of a playlet , voca l and
iiis li'umenlnl music, and readings has been
arranged, You tire welcome to attend this
nlfriir which promises to be a delightful one
indeed,
FOOD SALE
The Dinkouia Bible Class of the Luthera n
Church will hold ils monthly sale of baked
products on Saturday April I, al Hie Jlwsbcy
Market house.
Olivets Defeated
But Made Indies
Travel Fast Pace
HERSHEY CENTRA! THEATRE
No more appropriate litl« could be given
a play dealing with the perils and excitement
of a newspaper reporter's life than "go and
get it. ' And this is ju st the one thai Marshall
Neilan has given his newest big photoplav—
"Go and Get It ," which comes to Ihe Centra l
Theatre on Saturday, April 1.
When a mysterious crime lias been ^com-mitted
and the entire City is on its toes for
the solution—when riots and blood shed are
raging—when grea t strikes lire pending- it
is then that the reporter is culled to Ihe city
editor 's desk and told to "go and get it ".
And the chance arc one hundred to one—
he'll gel il. He may be Ihe worse for wea r
upon his return but he'll have the story .
And such is the case in the new Neilan
picture—Kirk Connell y is told of a series of
most mvsterious crimes and told to get (hi-story
. After a lot of the most fascinating
and exciting adventures Connelly not only
returns with the story, but he gets the beauti-ful
mystery girl as well. It 's some picture .
A Christie Conedy entitled "Short and
Snappy " completes this bill.
Tom Mix will appea r ut Ihe Central
Theatre on Tuesday, April 4. in a Fox picture
"Trailin '." The story involves a deep
mystery affecting severa l lives, and is based
on Max Brand's novel of the same name.
Mix is first discovered in a drawing room
with his wealthy father , anil those who
never have seen the Western star in a Tuxedo
will be curious to see him in this picture.
Later he goes to the-West and is mistaken for
an ordinary tenderfoot, but the folks out
there soon discover their mistake. Mix
shows them a few things about horsemanship
and fi ghting.
There is plent y of gun-play, pretty horse-manship
and snappy action in "Trailin ," to
say nothing of a love romance in which the
beautiful Eva Novak figures.
Mix is credited with another winner in this
new vehicle.
BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY
Miss Balsbaugh, of Swatiira , entertained
at lun cheon Saturday, March 25. her brothers
and sisters, and their famil ies, in honor of
her father's eighti eth birthday. The Rev.
P. II. Balsbaugh , not being able to attend
sent greetings which were read by prof. E.
M. Balsbaugh, of Lebanon. The day was
delightful and greatly enjoyed by the veteran
squire . Among the many friends who called
to congratulate J. H. Balsbaugh, were the
Hon. E. E. Biedleman, Prothonotary Tay lor
Ex. Sheriff Cald well , and Post Master ('has.
Pass.. The Squire was delighted to find among
hi s many greetings one from Rev. A. It.
Kin g, of Reading, formerly of Hummelstown.
H. H. S. TRACK HOTES
The first call for track candidates has been
issued at the High School. Ten boys are
practicing lo get in condition for the pre-liminary
relay team t ryont lo be held Ihe
afternoon of April 5, on t h e Park track.
Aft er this tryoul is held lhc six candidates
making the best time will he intensely trained
to develop a strong relay tej un lo represent
Hershey High School at I lie Penn Relay
Carnival h eld on Franklin Field , April 2Hand
<2i). Among the available material from last
year Tiimcy, Shea , Ha cknian and Long
remain , while Ferrucci , Zicgler, Aungst and
severa l ot hers will be able to put up a good
race.
MONARCHS WIN AT MT. JOY
The Monarchs journeyed lo Ml. ti ny on
last Friday evening and met the Travelers
in a cage ba ilie which ended in a victory for
the former by Ihe score of 24 to 17. Lineup
and summary :
Travelers FdG FKi TP
Ilendrix F I IH 2
N. Ma leer K I 0 2
Weaver C I 1-2 3
W. Maleer (i 'I 1 (I 5
Derr (1 0 2-2 2
Snyder , . (i I 1 2 3
Totals <l 5 13 17
Monarch* KilG FIG TP
Purcell (•' 2 2 4 (I
{•:. Robertson . , F :i » 0
Lcib C 2 „ I 3 5
Dissinger (I 2 I--4 5
Dowhower . G I 0 2 2
Tot als 10 4 13 24
OLIVETS LOSE IJY THREE POINTS
The Olivets lost by Ihrcc points lo Maiiheim
on Tuesday evening in an lii ler-Counly con-te
st play ed on Miilineim 's Hour. Lineup
and summary :
Manheim Fdt i FIG TP
(i nclicnnur. I'' I I 4 I)
Hummer I*' I 2 5 4
I'Ycy C I 3 7 II
Wi l iueyer (I 2 I I 5
(iray bill <i 'I 1 5 .5
Totals lil H- 22 34
Oliv ets FdG FIG TP
Slrine , F I (I 2
Stover F 3 3 (I 1)
Leilliiscr C I 1 2 3
W. /.Iininernian (,i ¦[ 3 4 J I
14, /tijnierinan G 2 • 2-5 - ' (I
Tolals II II 17 31
Referee, .( ones,
W. O, W, NOTES
By order of Ihe Council ( ' n m i i u i n t l e r , all
Sovereigns are requ ested lo be |>rcsonl on the
evening of Tuesday , April 4 , in th e' regular
hall , (''.specially former members of the
degree letiin and members til' t h e filiform
Hank arc urged lo he pnwnl.
Three Elizabethtown children were serious-ly
hurt , when they were struck by a Hershey-
Kliza bet blown trolley car, as they were cross-ing
Ihe bridge three miles north of Elizabetli-town
at 10:30 Saturday morning. They were
to ssed off (o (lie Cornwall and Lebanon rail-road
tracks, a distance of 2.5 feet.T hey are :
Clarence Cover, (i years old , son of the late
David Cover; Dorothy Cover, 5 years old
daughter of Ihe late David Cover; and Charles
Iteedcr. 12 years old.
The childr en were returning from a fishing
tri p in the Concwago and crawled lo the top
ot th e brid ge. They were nearl y across when
the trolley loomed in sight. Brfo re the
motonnan could apply the brakes, the trolley
struck the children and they were tossed to
the tracks below.
The car was stopped and passengers rushed
to their aid. It was seen t h a t they were all
in very serios condition and Dr. John Feani.
of Elizabethlown was summoned. He gave
them tempora ry t reatment and then brough t
them to the Lancaster Genera! Hospital in
an automobile driven by Robert II. Forney.
Clarence Cover died shortl y after reaching
the hospital but a I last report (lie other two
children are improving and it is earnestly
hoped that their recovery may be certain.
Ihe children are all residents of Elizabeth-town.
The father of Dorothy and Clarence
Cover was killed two years ago while in lhc
employ of the Electric Company . He was
electrocuted when he came into contact with
a li ve wire. Their mother, is residing in
Philadel phia.
The conductor of the car was .1. Beisliue.
The car which struck them was due in Eliza -
bethtown at 10:45 o'clock.
The scene of the accident is a lonel y spot.
The trolley tracks are inclined toward the
bridge which is arched. The motorman of
the car cannot see persons on (he bridge for
this reason, was unable to stop the car (o
a void the collision .
MILLER SVILLE THURSDAY EVENING
The fi nal Inter-County League of the
season on tlie loca l floor will lie played on
Thursday evening of this week. Millers-ville
will be the attraction. They're a five
of six-foolers who t horoughly understand
tlie cage game and will make the Olivets
travel a fast pace to win. Come out and
give Ihe combination in green a hearty hand
in this contest .
A wrestling match will be staged prior to
the game. "Bill" Houscr, local champ, will
meet Strangle!- Pete, of Phil adelphia. A
thoroughly int eresting exhibition may be
antici pated.
BASEBALL MEETING
A ba seball meeting will be held at the
Men 's Club on Monday evening, April .'I.
All fans are urged lo attend and help form-ulate
plans to place a representative nine on
Ihe diamond for the coming season.
EVANGELISTIC SERVICES
A series of Evangelistic Services will begin
on Su nday evening, April 2, a l Ihe First
I'nit cd Brethren Church, Hershey , at 7:30.
Everybody is i n v i t e d to a t t end t hese services.
MONARCHS WILL PLAY MYERSTOWN
The Mon archs will meet Ihe Myerslow u
fiv e in a cage b a t t l e on the local floor on Fri-day
evening, March 31, A good game is
promised ami a large n I tendance is expected.
JOHN COLANGELO WON OVERLAND
.lohn Colangelo , 43H \V. Chocolate Ave ,,
an employ ee in t h e Coeoii Depart incut , was
the fort una I e winner of Ihe Overland Touring
Car awarded by the 'H ershey Volunteer Fire
Company,
WHY DO WOMEN LIKE UGLY MEN
Wh y do women lik e ugly nienP Al least
as hu sbands, if you examin e the average
hu sband ca refull y, writ es F.nniucliuii in
Loudon Opinion , you find that his face
resembles a t u r n i p w i t h th e moth in il and
the f eatures have not been acquired bill have
been thrust upon il probably w i t h the aid of
ii shovel.
A man suggests t h a i il is because of the
ua liii'nl law tha i we all choose our opposiles.
a lory female, A man w i t h a face like it
All women are lovel y, wh erefore Ihe men
t h ey capture for t h e i r own nersinial uses are
invariabl y ugly. Hut I doubt this. Women
pr efer ugl y husband s because there is less
chance of their being stolen by some preda-collapsed
hlnnc-uiniigc can be left ly ing loose
in any ballroom' and will always be found
I here when he's wanted again , wh ereas a
hu sband wilh a profile ' like a Greek god
would be snapped up us qij ickly its a blouse
a l a bargain side,
A mere mij ii has ju st asked me why so
many women like I'm I hnsbaniln , Most fit!
men ar c married , and he says t h a t possibl y
t hose who are fat fir st of nil |uivc no chance
because Ihey can 't vun 1'ns l enough lo gel,
uwiiy , A l the same tim e lie has noticed that
men wh o arc t h i n when I hey nre single in-variably
a t t a i n a certain r o t u n d i t y a f t e r their
wiv es liegln lo lake charge of them , lie
t h i n k s thill il mun i be due lo Ihe fuel t h a t
women prefer I hem Hint way ami deliberatel y
I'n 11 en tliem up like chickens,
Of course, he 's wrong. Husbands who
make the sliilrs creak us Ihey coine down are
ii nuisance, They wea r oil I, Ihe carpels mid
brea k Ihe best chairs,
Fatal Collision
E'town Branch of
Hershey Transit