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Santa Claus Will Be at the Hershey School On Christmas Eve Santa Claus will be at the Hershey High School auditorium on Friday eve-ning, Dec. 24th , at 6.30 o'clock, and he will present gifts to about 900 children. Preceding the arrival of Santa Claus the children will sing a number of Christ-mas songs. Several Christmas selec-tions will also be sung by the older folks. The people of the community have contributed toward this worthy cause in a most liberal manner, and there remains but a small amount in order to pay the expenses. The committee is hopeful, however , that those who have not as yet contributed toward this fund will do so, and thus enable them to wipe out their indebtedness. You are cordially invited to be present at the gift-gi ving. The High School auditorium is spacious and will provide ample accommodation for all. There will be no jam this year. If you have never attended any of these affairs, do so at this time. It will pull your heartstrings as they have never been pulled before, at the sigh t of all these kiddies receiving their gifts from Santa. Raymond Griffith in "Wet Paint" Tuesday The scenario of "Wet Paint, Ray-mond Griffit h's latest starring picture for Paramount, which comes to the Hershey Central Theatre on Tuesday evening, Dec. 28th, at 7.30 o'clock, makes the star do a series of the most ludicrously amusing things that have ever been seen on the screen. First, he reverses the usual process, and "throws his sweetie down." Then he tells her they 're through—he is going to marry the first girl he meets. So, what more natural than that he meet a bevy of the fairest beauties in the land? The lad arrives at a home he thinks is his—but upon entering, discovers it to belong to an attractive married woman. After a lot of ridiculou s avoidances of each other , they finally land in two ad-joining shower-baths. But the picture doesn't end until an exciting ride has been taken in a car without a chauffeur. Talk of your "ships without a helm"—Ray's ex-perience completely overshadows it. What happens in the end? Well, if you can keep a secret , and must know— he marries his original girl. Helene Costello is|"She" and Bryant Washburn her brother . Arthur Rosson directed. See "From Manger to the Cross" Ever yone will want to see the 7-reel picture "From the Manger to the Cross" and the 2-reel picture "As We Forgive" which will be shown in Hershey Central Theatre, Wednesday and Thursday, Januar y 5th and 6th, under the auspices of rhe John Elder Men 's Bible Class ol Derry Presbyterian Church. "From the Manger to the Cross" portrays the life of Christ and it is particularly ap-propriate and fortunate that this shall be shown at this time of the year. Watch next week's Press for further details. Tickets will be on sale next week by the members of the class. The price of admission for children , 12 years and under , will be 25 cents, and for older children and adults, 50 cents. V. B. MEN'S CHORUS TO CAROL The Men 's Chorus, composed of members of the Otterbcin Men 's Bible Class of the U. B. Sunday School , will meet at 5 o'clock Christmas morning at the home of Clarence K. Mengle, 48 West Chocolate avenue, and from there will go by way of three automobiles , ^'l.'.^Y.vvng first in front of the Hershey Vroiri " ' ''ml then to the homes of every member of the chorus, which are located in differen t sections of the town. Al-though sponsored by the Bible Class of the U. B. Church , the organization requests that any shut-ins or sick in the community who desire the spirit of Christmas cheer brought to them in the form of song, should make it known and they will visit them on that morning. The Chorus also has been engaged to sin g special Christinas numbers at a Christmas party to be given at the Y. W. C. A. , Friday evening, from 8 to 11 o'clock , under the auspices of th e Senior C. K, Society of the U. B. Church. REV. A. K. W1ER RECEIVES BIBLE AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT The members of I he Otterbcin Men 's Bible Class of the I!. B. Sunday School presented the teacher , J)r. A. K. Wier , as a Christinas gift of a Bible, among its pages being insci ted one $20.(X) gold note , a cord containing a $5.00 gold piece, mid a $1,00 silver note. The hook was presented to Dr. Wler at the Sunday School session , in behalf of the Ollci boin Men 's Bible Class l>y the president , Clarence K. Mengle , who in well chosen words lilting for Ihe occasion , expressed the appreciati on of tlie services rendered thus far by the aid of the teacher , and the class hopes in the coming year lo receive many helpful and In spiring t r u t h s as are contained in the pages of this book. The class is fas! approaching the goal set, (or 100 members by January 1, li)27 . TO ENTERTAIN GUESTS AFTER "SNOW BALL" About Fifty guests were invited lo attend t he breakfast which Mr. and Mrs. Ashley DeW olf and Miss Kstn Murrle, of IJcrshey, will give at the Penn-lliiirls Hotel on Wednesday morning, Decem-ber 21)1 h , following I lie Snow Hall at I lie Ilarrlshur g Country Club. The guests will include visitors al the Miirii e/hoiiic over th e holidays. They are: Miss Consilium Matthew s ,' of Nor-folk ,//a. ; Miss Irene I.awler , New York; Miss Dorothy McColhmi. Montclnlr , N". J. Guests from llersii ey will lie: Miss R u t h Ksbeiishiide , Bruce Murrle, Chillies Mcll efloy and Kenneth Pugh CHRISTMAS FESTIVAL AT BINDNAGLES The Blndna gles Lutheran Sunday School will hold their Christmas festival on Frida y evening, December 24th , at 7,.'iD o'clock. The program is entitled "Glad Christ-ninn Morn ", by Adam Gerbel. A cor-dial Invltntlon la extended to the public to attend. Christmas Pro gram at Holy Trinit y Lutheran Church The Christmas program of the prim-ary department of the Holy Trinity Lutheran Sunday School will be held on Thursday evening, December 23rd, at 6.30 o'clock. The program is as follows: Hymn by the school Devotional exercises The Welcome.." Charles Heilman A Boy's Welcome.. Robert Bainbridge Trio, "Merry Christmas" •¦ Vera Miller, Dorothy Ebersole and Anna Snavely Recitation, "Santa's Little Brother Charles Sheckard Exercise, "Little Bells" Arline Slesser, James Sheckard and Ruth Launce Duet, "\ Love You" Ruth and Mary Louise Schwenk Recitation, "Christmas Is Coming" Jackie Daniel Recitation, "The Christmas Star".. ^ Margaret Slesser Recitation , "The Christmas Wish". Robert Stewart Recitation , "What the Old Bells Say" Richard Miller Song, "In A Man ger Far Away ". .. Primary department Recitation, "L ittle \Star ".. . Paul Kinports Recitation, "A Large Contract". .. Carl Spangler Exercise, "Four Christmas Wishes" Ruth Hershey, Harry Stover, Mar y Ann Kinports and Jacob Spangler Recitation, "The Christmas Sack" . Stanley Kline Solo, "Precious Little Stranger". .. Josephine Harris Recitation, "If" Robert Hoy Recitation , "A Dearer Gift" Christine Krall Recitation, "The Best Story " Leonard Rump Solo, "Only A Child" Helen Gerth Exercise , "Merry Christmas" Robert Stover, Ruth Schwenk and Edwin Schwenk Recitation, "Her Secret" Josephine Harris Recitation, "At Christmas Time".. Paul Groy Chorus, "There 's A Song in the Air" Class of boys and girls Exercise, "The Reason" William Hoy and Kathryn Shaeffer Recitation, "My Christmas Friend" Ella Dora Schlepfer Exercise, "The Christmas Message" Kathryn Shay and Grace Miller Chorus, "Star of the Christmas Sky" Group of boys Exercise, "Gif ts for the King" Evelyn Slesser, Anna Snavely, Sara Furst, Dorothy Ebersole, Helen Gert h and Vera Miller Exercise, "Behold to Us A Child Is Born ' Robert Shay and Ralph Lloyd Recitation , "The Christmas Bouquet" Jane Liller Exercise, "Christmas Candles".... Marion Slesser, Harold Kline, Helen Snavely, Betty Hoffman, Dana Lebo and Florence Leyba Recitation, "A Christmas Prayer ". Kathryn Boyer Chorus, "The Christmas Babe". . . . Class of girls Recitation, "Silver Star-Light" . . . . Mervin Lingle Solo, "Little Lord Jesus" Grace Miller Recitation, "The Pleasure ol A Christ-mas Time" Jgl/n Hummer Recitation, "Cheerful Giyihg" / Harvey Schroll Recitation, "My Wish/ Vir ginia Pickering Remarks by the pastor Hershey High Opens With Old Punch The local High School opened its basketball season on Wednesday night, December 15th, by defea ting the Elria-beth town High School by the score of 63-36. The old-time punch was present throuRhout the game. The boys from Elizahethtown put up a hard , clean fight. Stover and Purcell started off the season with a neck and neck race for scoring honors. Stover tallied eleven two-pointers. Purcell had twelve two-pointers and a foul when the whistle was blown to end the game. Stover was removed from the game early in the second hal f on account of personal fouls. Hershey EHzobethtown Purcell F Plummer Stover F Wcnger R.Sponaugle. . VV C Rutherford Warner G Greenberger Balsbaugh ;,G Hoffman Miller G F Blough S. Sponaugle C I lerr Hershey G Zerfosa Curry G Shinier Arnold G Moon Meld goals—Purcell , 12: Stover , 11; Balsbaugh , 1; Miller , 2; S. .Sponaugle, 3; Plummer , 2 ; Wenger , 4; Rutherford , 1; IHoiikIi , "1 Hen-. l;Zerfoss , 1. Koul goals- , Pun/ell, 1; Stover , 1 ; R. Sponaugle, 1/ Miner , 2; Plummer , 3; Ruth erford , -4 ;/Hloiigh , 2; Heir , 1; Zcr-foHH, 1; Moon/1. HERSHEY HIGH GIRLS LOSE TO ELIZABETHTOWN The girls' team put up a hard fight , showing a grea t deal of improvement over last year , but lost in the end by a scqre of 24 lo 3(i. HERSHEY HIGH FORMS A "MATH" CLUB The I welflf i graders of Hershey High , wi th the aid of th eir Mathematics teach-er , Minn Nellie Van Metre , formed a Mathematics Club. Any tenth or elev-enth Rvrtde pupil , who had a mark of K5 or ov er is eligible. The Club has an en-rollment of 20 pupils. There are eleven pupils of the 12th (trade in th e club, two of the eleventh grade mid sixteen of the t e n t h grade. The oflieeni elected , were from the tw elfth grade. They are: President , "I>lck" Sponaugle; vice-president , Win. Wii giHM- ; treasurer , "Patty " Miller ; secret nry, Kathl een Sandy. The under classman also elect ed representatives who nrc : Mne Gray blll , of the eleventh (irnde , and Samu el Polk , of the t enth Ki'iulc HER SHEY HOSPITAL ITEMS Mr«, Wilson Cuke, of 314 Para ave-nue, 1h recovering from a minor operu- Mr. and Mrs. Chun. Luuditi , of Pal-myra , announce the birth of a son. Mr. und Mm. Ed. Wagner announce ¦ the birth of »on, on Tuesday. The Smok estack ' i B y Dee Jay Qee ( I Hi l l fc lMOI I ^ l ll '^.l 11.11 llf c l l ¦ II ¦ ! II . 11^ M ¦' *l\ Yes, There is a Santy Claus (Ask Dad. He Knows) Give a cheer for Santa Claus , He's a jolly chap, He cares not if worldly folk Are inclined to rap His existen ce as a farce: Little children know He's as real as anything In this world of woe. Santa 's smiles are very broad As he reads each word Scrawled by John Jones' little tot ;' Doubtless he has heard John Jones strongly disbelieves In a Santa Claus. Santa chuckles, "I will give This fresh geezer pause." So on Christmas Eve he brings To the wee Jones tot Everything the kid desires ; It is such a lot, •Af ter he has filled the tree ' Still there is much more, This the gay old jokester heaps High upon the floor. Jones's kid wakes with the dawn. Spies the laden tree. Rouses up his drowsy dad With his yells of glee, Papa helps his precious pet Clear the tree of toys, They don 't act like dad and son, But like two small boys. Father pulls a letter down From the topmast limb, And to his amazement finds It 's addressed to him. Yes, the letter is a bill For poor papa Jones: "Bought of Spivis Brothers, Toys, Eighty-seven bones." Jones is game, though, never fear , And when Junior climbs Up into his lap and says, "I think, Pop, sometimes That there ain't no Santy Claus. Is there, Pop, Gee Whiz?" Jones replies (and means it, too) "Betcher boots there is." A Present Someone was just big hearted enough to make us a Christmas present of a few jokes and we are just big hearted enough to use them here instead of making up any junk of our own. In Bad Shape In one of his advertisements Harry G. Nye, of the Nye Fool and Machine Works, Chicago, tells of a family so poor that they are living on ox tail soup and beef tongue trying to make both ends meet. Notice in Greenville Paper Positively no baptizing in my pasture. Twice in the last month my gate has been left open by Christian people and I can't afford to chase cattle all over the country to save a few sinners. Short Story Algy saw a bear. The bear saw Algy, The bear was bulgy, The bulge was Algy. Trapped A Scotchman paid a visit to New York and caused his friends much con-cern by disappearing. Police were set on the trail an d the city was scoured. Finally—after three days the Scotch-man was found—on a pay-as-you-enter trolley . A man rushed int o an old furniture store, What do you want? asked the proprietor , Is this a second hand store? asked the man Can 't you see it 's a second hand store? Well , I wan t a second hand for my watch. Superfluous Isn 't it a sin the way we people are all tied up by convention so that we can move only in certain well traveled paths? Any English teacher looking at the above attempt at humor will at once throw -up her hands in horror and ex-claim , Good heavens, he's forgotten his quotation marks. Yet—examine the above, if you can bear to read it again. Isn 't it fully as clea r without the quota-tion marks as it would be with them? One of these days we may decide to join the van guard of the army inarching toward literar y simplicity, and the first thin g we shall do will be lo throw over hoard all the quotation marks within reach, They are alwa ys causing us trouble anyway. Either we forget the one at the end of the quotation or one or two in the middle where the quotation is broken. And then we can n ever re-member that when the same speaker con tinues from one paragraph to another the pesky marks are used to open the second paragraph but not to close the first one. Theodore Roosevelt was the leader of a more or less successful move-ment for simplified spelling and it is up to some well-meaning citizen to put through an amendment lo the Constitu-tion making th e manufacture , sale and possession of quotation marks illegal in the eye of the law. Wrong; Teacher —I have wen t. 'Min t 's wrong isn 't it? Pu pil - Yes, mam. Teacher Why is it wrong? Pu pil Because you ain 't went yet . Uncertain ,lu d|ie This iiiijii says that after he fired a shot he saw yOu run from his chicken coop. • Knslus John sing- ll'e could easy be mistaken , judge. Past as 1 wasriiiiuiu ', it might have, been somebody else what faintly resembles me. Strange Doctor How does the patient act when he is alone? Nurse I could not say. I have never been with him wh en he was alone. O. K. KhI her- -How is it , young man , that I find you squeezing my daughter? How is I t , I ask you? Sofi t Squeezer Oh, great I Great! Cook's Lamentation It 's a pity we haven 't an y corned beef, then we could have had corn beef anil cabbage if onl y we had a little cabbage. How He Does It y The Wine Gu y whose admiration for woman 's taste in neck lies is nil , admits he will get u dozen of them for Chrlst-niua. These lie will (j ack carefully away In their pretty Christmas boxes, all ready to send out to his relatives and frieudHanother Christmas. Pretty good Idea , eh? Might apply It to the CIiiIhI-muu clgnr. too, Not? (Continued on pane 2) Lutheran fChurch to Render Early Christmas Service A Christmas service will be held in Holy Trinity Lutheran Church on Christmas morning at 6.00 o'clock . Considerable time and energy has been expended on the part of the church choir in preparation for this service and it will be well worth the time and interest of al l who have time and opportunity to attend. The church has been attrac-tively decorated with evergreens for the holida y season. The program is as follows: Processional , "Come All Ye Faithful" Adeste Fidelis Matins Service, Responses H ymn , "Joy to the World" . . . . Antioch Anthem, "And Lo the Angel" T. Edwin Solly Scripture Lesson Anthem, "Come Let Us Adore Him " II. J. Lncey Hymn , "Silent Night! Holy Night !1' The Christmas Meditation Pastor Offertory, "With the Shepherds".. A. E. James Anthem , "There Were Shepherds". A. Judson Prayer Pastor Recessional, "Hark! the Herald Angels Sing" Mendelssohn Postlude, "Pea ce On Faith" . . .Gounod The congregation takes this oppor-tunit y to wish the people of this town and community a Merry Christmas and prays that every day of the New Year will prove itself a real friend to you and yours. OFFICE BOWLERS TRIM WRAPPERS "The Hershey Chocolate Co. Office Bowling team made its first appearance on the Ream Alleys Saturday evening, against the Wrapping Department team. Although the wrapp ing room team were the challengers , and were considered having a bulge over the office team , having defeated the moulding r n team, nevertheless, the Office team werevthe victors by 4H pins. \ Aver. V Team Ave r. Per Man Office . . . . 1)71 72!) tt'M <i!W ID!) Wrapping <>!">() (il ia (itM (i!i() Kit) The Oflice team ia composed of War-ner , Spcichcr , Johnson , Mill Spangler , Geesamnn and Tinney. The Wrapping Department team is composed ol (.Ingle , Patrick , Kclieniolh , Morris, Fain sler and Shirk. Hill Spangler mid "Buz/." Johnson tied for hi gh score of 17K. Morris, Kck en-roth and Lingle featured for the wrap-pers. Warner and ( Jeesaman also were lilt ting good. JUNIOR OLIVETS LOSE TO IJIARRI SBURG RAJAHS The/Junior Olivets of the Hershey Men 's Club journeyed to Ilari lslmrg on Saturday evening, December UUh , mid were defeated In an extra period game wi th a score of <M- '.>.(). Leading the (list half i:i-10 the score at th e end of the game was l!)-li) . In the extra period the Rajahs were unable to break thr ough the Olivets !i men de-fense , but olnced two long shots and won by four points. AucUer and Tinney played a good game at guards, whil e. St line , linker anil C. Hummer hel ped run up the score from th e forward position. P. Hummer and Deppen alternated at center . CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR KIDDIES Misses Kathr yn Lelllieiser , F.liziibeth Copenhaver , Kifnii Deokerl and Minnie Whittl e entertained the children of the primary department of the Holy Trinity Luth eran Sunday School nt n Christinas party on Tuesday evening, December 21st. in th e basement of the church, The children were presented with a gift and ¦lso a box of bon bon» and an orange. Christmas Progr am at the Church of the Brethr en The Christmas progra m of the Church of the Brethren Sunday School , East Areba avenue, will be held on Sunday evening, December 26th , at 7 o'clock. The program is as follows: Song Prayer Announcements , Song, "Joybells of Bethlehem " . Chorus Recitation , "Christmas Gardening" Paul Basehore Recitation , "My Greeting" Grace Firestone Recitation , "The Big Red Flower". Bessie Eshelmcn Exercise, "Christmas Wishes" Primary boys Recitation , "The Golden Thread" .. Tola Goodling Recitation , "Lovely Christinas ". .. Ethel Henry Recitation , "More and More Like Him Wendell McGee Duet , "Redeemer Divine" Ethel and Vera ileisey Recitation , "The Christmas Bluebird" Alma Grove Recitation , "The Christinas Bouquet " Sara Patrick Recitation , "A Christmas Prayer ". Ruth McGee Solo, "Only A Child" . . . .Tola Goodling Recitation , "The Holly 's Greeting " Evan Grove Recita tion , "The Giving Spirit ". .. Hazel Campbell Recitation , "A Suitabl e Name" .... Ju nior llinkle Exercise, "At Christmas Time" . . . . Primary boys Recitation , "The Christinas Star ' .. Alma Brandt Recital ion , "My Gift to I lim " Vera Ileisey Recitation , "What They Can Do".. Primary hoys Recitation , "Christmas Bells " Ruth Smith Song, "Anthems of Ages" Chorus Recitation , "Smiles". . . . Luke Ebersole Recitation , "God' s Love Gift " Ruby Campbell Exercise, "The Dreamer ", ..Junior girls Dialogue , "The Drown Colored Sweater " Ki ma Seihert and Eunice Miimicli Recitation , "The Spirit of Giving ". Mary EHhelmen Recitation , "The Sweetest Story Mot liei Tells " Esla Ebersole Recitation , "The Christinas Journey " Clarence Basehore Dialogue , "Between the Spirit of Mis-sion and the Spirit of the Church Exerci se, "One L i t t l e Baby " Juni or girls Song, "Singing Neath the Syrian Star " Chorus Readin g Rebecca Lauver Olleij iig Prayer Song REVH. ERR. SIIH. ETYA YCLOOURP LWEEDS Miss Paulino Ilouser and Burden Robertson , of town , were unit ed in mailin g*! by t h e Rev. R. II. Taylor, pastor of file Den y Presbyterian Church on Wedn esday afternoon , December Ifith , at. 3 p. m. The ni'wlywt'ds left for Burling ton , N. J., where they will make their f u t u r e home. Their ninny friends wish them a happy and prosperous life . INDUSTRIAL BASKETBALL LEAGUE TO ORGANIZE An /i t tempi linn been made recentl y t o organize an Industrial Basketball League . Several learns have organized , namely, t h e I ' rimin g, Wra pping and Hullin g depart nteiiltt , Ollice and Men's Club, The games will be played Tues-day ev enings along with the Junior Olivets. Tlie Lea gue would like (he Hershey Dept Store and the Pinning Mill to enter teamu In the League, Christmas Progra m at the Hershey Industrial School The Hershey Industrial School will hold its Christmas exercises on Thurs-day afternoon. The program is as follows: GRADE I Miss Annie McKeehn, teacher Song, "Santa 's Coming" Recitation, "A Christmas We/come" Ellis Kline Story, "The Christ Child".. Monroe Hoke Recitation, "Santa Claus " Harry Symmons Playlet, "The Three Trees", Eight boys GRADETI Mrs. Batdor f, teacher Songs, "Light the.Christmas Candles", and "Christmas Exercise, "TheChristmas Story", 6 boys Recitation , "Santa 's Defender ".. .. Allan Bauman Song, "The Christmas Story" Harold Shaffer "Christmas Symbols" six boys Dialog, "For the Christmas Pudding" ten boys GRADE III (Harpers) Miss Emerich, teacher Song, "It Canle Upon the Midnight Clear" Recitation , "A Welcome to All" Recitation , "The Christmas Story" Exercise, "What Will You Bring?" Song, "Snowfiakes" Exercise, "Our Christmas Pleasures" Recitation , "The Baby Jesus" Pantomime, "The Star of Christmas " Exercise, "Busy Lit tle Maids" » Exercise, "Christmas Symbols" I Recitation , "The Gi ft Jesus Brought " v Song, "Jolly Santa Claus" Exercise, "Stars" Exercise, "At Christmas Time" Solo, "Santa Land" Exercise, "The Christmas Story " Exercise, 'A Very Merry Day" Recitation , "A Christmas Wish" Exercise, "Little Empty Stockings" Dramatization of "Little Red Riding Hood" Closing song, "Beneath the Christmas Star " GRADE IV Miss Ruth Beam, teacher Recitation, "The Night Before Christ-mas" Joe Hoke Playlet, "Christmas Is Coming" . . . Fourth Grade GRADES V & VI B. C. Harm, teacher Recitation, "Christmas Bells" Thomas Sands Recitation, "The Day Before Christ-mas" Robert Kutz Recitation , "A Forecast ". . .Ra y Gowdy Recitation, "Holly" .. . .Bernard Kutz Recitation , "The Three Kings".. . . Maurice Miller A playlet, "A Visit to Santa" Mother—Max Hess. Children: Wm. Hughes, Harvey Dietrich and Eugene McCurdy. Santa 's Helpers: John Kohr, Warren Herr, Joseph Moore, John Savage and Theodore Guhl. Fair y: Hugh Hughes. Mrs. Santa: Robert limerick. Santa: Edward Uhricli. Recitation , "Ring Out Wild Bells" . Sterling Geesey GRADES VII & VIII Mrs. Howard Romig, teacher Recitation , "Christ With Us" Robert Evans Recitation , "The Christmas Tingle " Pierce Kutz Recitation , "Bells of Christmas" . . Fred Hesse Recitation, "Willi Dickens at the Christ-mas Hearth" Charles Hippie Hersheyite Has a Record-o- phone Hershey enjoys the distinction of being the second town in Pennsylvania , where one of the new and wonderful magnetic sound-recording machines is loca ted. This machine, the Rccord-O-Phone, is electro-magnetic in principle , and magnetizes sound into steel. It makes no more physical impression on the slend er steel wire or disc than a reflect ion makes on the mirror which holds it. Thus there i» no scratching or harshness when the sound is reproduced , and the record thus made Is as permanent as steel itself. This Wizar d of Science, when attached to the radio receiving set , the telephone, or placed in the lecture hall , or the busi-ness ollice , records and preserves every-thing it "hears". Any message or sound thus recorded , may be simplified up to live thousand times, to fill the largest opera-house, or toned down to fit the room. The last public utterance of Woodrow Wilson , hroadcast on Armistice Day, was recorded and is preserved so thai coming generations, may hear the actual voice of one Mpeakiun from the toiuh. Also speeches hy Lloyd George , Harding, Coolidgo und ot hers, have been recorded unci are available for . Kecord- O-Phone users. The marvelous Record- O-Phone haw inade it possible for future generations lo actually hear the very tones of I lie sneakers voice! The local demonstrator of this won-drous machine has puzzled his friends by recording tlicir conversation over the telephone and t hen reproducing it for them. A cordial invitation is extended to tin! puhlii: lo call at No. 4!) Trinidad avenue, Il eiHhcy,, for a demonstration of the Record-0-l 'hoi\e. It will record any lan guage, and is doubt less detained to play an important part id the busi-ness, social , political , and religions world. Free demonstrations daily, except Wednesday mid Sunday. Bell Phone :'(iW. EDUCATIONAL CONVENTION AT HARRISBURG The annual meet ing of the Pennsyl-vania Sla te Educational Association will meet lit I lurrliibury from Dec, '.iK-IH). The. general programs 'will he held in the auditorium of the Wm. I'enii Hi gh School and Hie Joint Harris High School respectively. A ver y elaborate program has been pliiiined ' roveriiiK every phase of work from the Kindergarten through t h e high school. The teachers of the Deny Powimlii)) School are planning to attend u mimUer ol t he wwhUhih , The pupils arc Invited to at lend this educati onal con vent ion and it Is hoped that t he. people of the community will avail themselves of the opp ortunity, A very lin e display of school work will he on exhibition, Speakers of national re pute will address the general sessions and prominent educators of the State will address the sectional meetings. Hershey Defeats Middleto wn in League Game On Friday night the boys and girls teams of the local High School journeyed to Middletown where they played their first Lower Dauphin County League games. The local boys played one of the best defensive games played in this section for some time. The Middletown boys were unable to penetrate the Hershey defense and were able to score only one field goal during the entire game. The loca l boys, under the leadership of Pur-cell, tallied thirteen field goals and one foul. The foul being made by Patty Miller who was the only Hershey boy to have the privilege of shooting from the fi fteen-foo t line. The line-up: Hershey Middletown Purcell F Bauder Stover F Jacobs R. Sponaugle C Gerton Warner G Books Miller G Embigo Balsbaugh G Swartz Field goals—Purcell , 3; Stover, 4; Sponaugle, 2; Miller , 1; Balsbaugh, 3; Jacobs, 1. Foul goals—Miller, 1; Bauder , 1; Gerton. 2. The Hershey girls led the scaring during the first half of the game, but were una ble to keep the lead. The final score was 14 to 26 in favor of Middle-town. Douglas Fairbanks in "The Black Pirate " Saturday Whenever the announcement comes that Douglas Fairbanks .Uas done another motion picture, the question is immediately^asked , "What is it this time?" Fairbanks, through his pioneering work on the screen , is looked to for cinematic innovations. His leadership in the production field is undisputed , due to his record,of past achievements. The films with which he has commanded much attention are—his "Robin Hood," his "The Thief of Bagdad " "Don Q" and others. Now he comes forth again with another very speedy adventure story in color. It is "The Black Pirate," a story oi 17th century piracy, which will be shown at the Hershey Central Thea-tre on Saturday evening, December 25th at 6.30 and 8.30 o'clock. Who can think of a pirate story and not think of color?" Doug asked when questioned as to why he had made his decision. "The days of the pirates constitute perhaps the most colorful period of history, a fact lending itself naturally to color treatment." The locale of the story is in Tropical seas. In the beginning, the star is not a pirate. In fact , he becomes a pirate throu gh force of circumstances. The story deals with his innumerable ad-ventures in avenging the death of his father who dies as the result of hard-ships inflicted by sea rovers, There is a lovely girl to be rescued , for which role Billie Dove was selected , and in the end she succumbs to a Fairbanksian wooing with much delicacy and i^race. The story resounds with the clash of cut-lasses, and carries with it the whine of the wind and the swing of the sea. The cast was selected with usual Fairbanks care , every attention being devoted to the types. There arc only two women in the piece , Billie Dove and Tempe Pigolt. Among the men, whose histrionic ability ranks high , are Anders Ranclolf as the pirate Captain , Donald Crisp as a one-armed pirate , Sam De Grasse as a sinister second male, Charles Stevens, Charles Belcher , Al Mac- Quarrie and others, The pirate crew is made up of ex-pugilists , wrestlers , cow-punchers and others whose fearsome laces might well strike terro r lo the heart of any law-abiding voyager. Christmas Pro gram at the II. 6. Church The Christ mas proKiaiu of the First U. B. Sunday School will lie held on Thursday evening, December 23rd , al 7 o'clock. The program is as follows: The Welcome Addresses: "A Large Con tract ", Joyce Cake; "A Chri st-mas Wish" , K a t h r y n lloerner; "Wel-come", Mary Bnscnnih '' School Song, "Yulelide Hells " "Bethlehem " I union girls Prayer Dr. A. K. Weir "Five L i t t l e Tots " Five Beginners Primary Song "The Happiest Day " . . . Four Beginners "I Can Slay Up " lean Dressier "The Christmas Dove " x Class of Primary Children "The I )olly 's Rock-n-bye " CIiihs of girls "J esus Loves" Four Beginners "A Joke on Santa " Karl Mays "Christinas Stockings ", . . Primary girls "Snow ShoveUTs" George Dressier , Richard Zcnlmoyer and C lyde l l a l m r k c r . "The Echo Song " Class of jd rls "Our Christinas " '.. Richard Knoll "Christinas Thoughts ". , Primary girls "Mow the. Mother, Goose Children Celebrate Christ mas," Cla ss of Children Song, "The. Wide Awakes".Clviss of boys "llel iilolioni Stars".. ', , , , l'l;»»s of gills "Chris t inas Bells " Clans of girls "A Collection Suggestion " Jam es Cramer Collection and AtinouiicciiK 'ntH Duet and Chorus, "Our Pledge". . . Dorothy and Bertha Ilulx 'cker and school Distribution of Gilts Benediction PRINTE RS DKFF.AT MKN'S CLUB The Printing Depart incut Basketball team def eated the llersiiey Mtn'a Club on Tuesday evening, Decciiiln'r 2Isl. The fii sl-going printem added limit her victor y lo t heir credit by defeating the Hershey Men 's Chili by a seoi oof bfi-l.'i. The game wits very clone until Harry Pii snuclil , the outstanding player for the Piinl eiN , with I lie aid of DisHinger , rolled the m-ove up rnplitly. Magi ini was the sliii of t h e Men 's Club team. Prlntorn M«u '« Club l.elbliied F A, Mngrinl Hummer F , . v Hobertson Fiitmueht C Purcell 1 )isslnger ( '• 1 hisuhore Smith G P. Miller Grace G Zimmerman sst^st^sssiJWs^ss^s^s^Si^tt^i^jta | (Sbristmas 1 LET us now go even unto Bethlehem and see this thing JEj which is come to pass.' Sjj It is shepherd speech in homely vein of common sense. «; jrf For this thing did not occur in a book, nor in a church, JM C but in the night fields under the night sky. Nor were these SS ft shepherds Bible characters; their own Bible had closed cen- «S 9 turies before; doubtless they rested in their graves ere the 5»j S new Bible was begun. No; 'there were in the same country SH je shepherds abiding in the field , keeping their watch over their jflt A flocks by night.' jH S They had heard the Messenger's tidings and the singing . IPS B of the heavenly soldiers; they had seen the sudden glory; «j •A then silence fell and night. And they said one to another, JH * 'Let us go and see.' *ff E If they are in the Bible now, it is that we may put them «j gj in the fields again—shepherds watching their flocks by night. JH S Nothing is said of their character for religion, good or ^C Jr bad. They were ordinary men on ordinary duty to whom JBt JJ great news had come, and they said, 'Let us go and see.' JfiJ K • yS 5 At a little distance they could see, in darker shadow than 8S B the night, the walls and towers of the little town. Past the US j f spot where the Angel stood , over the space so lately lit with j /t B more than earthly light, on through the gates and up K B through the dark, dark streets they pushed their quest. They Vf* i found no temple, no theologians, no creeds, no altars—on, on wjt Q they sped, and found a Babe in a manger. Multitudes, B5 B multitudes begin the journey every year, but not all get past ttfi ft the department store, the tree, the feast and Santa Claus. BW V Not all push on across the fields to Bethlehem, to the Manger SJf f and the Christ. On, on past Yule to Christmas, past Christ- «» £l mas to Bethlehem, past Bethlehem to the place outside the fife J inn where the young Child lay ; on past the Child to His Q f meaning for mankind in God' yf*f 9 * f m f At Christmas all the world is Christian. Men have met *f i Christ with John of Jordan; they have met Him confronting 35, L with holy anger profiteers of the Temple; they have met Him »£ * in great acts of compassion upon the poor and sick and *f j L friendless, for He beheld the multitude as sheep without a 35. L shepherd ; they have met Him on His Cross; they have met FjL § Him in the chill dawn of Easter, a» He -walked forth and «f j* wrapped Himself in a gardener's smock: but multitudes who 35. it never met Him thus have met Him as the Babe of Christmas. r& f The Manger has conquered its hundreds of millions in every «j f 3L generation. 35, ft And because the world is more Christian, the season of Fft f Christmas extends itself increasingly through the year. With -J* SL each succeeding generation Christmas lasts longer and long- 35, j k er , and searches out more places for its light and warmth. rjjL W Christ healed men, and hospitals have ever since increasingly jBf (L girdled the earth. He taught , and education spread from 35, j & pole to pole. He walked about as a freeman , and every kind Kg£ jf of despotism has dwindled under the power of the Freedom «f j L which He bequeathed to men. He is the one force that has 35. A divided history. KjC f The story of the world is in two chapters, Before Bethle- «f a* hem, and After Bethlehem. 35, A* 'Let us now go even unto Bethlehem and see this thing nk f which is come to pass » » , And they came and found the «f . ^tas,™..
Object Description
Title | The Hershey Press 1926-12-23 |
Subject | Hershey (Pa.)--Newspapers |
Description | The Hershey Press (alternatively published as "Hershey's Weekly" or "Hershey's The Progressive Weekly") was the first local newspaper, published from 1909 until 1926, covering news and events throughout the Township of Derry, Hershey, and surrounding Pennsylvania communities. |
Date | 1926-12-23 |
Location Covered | Hershey (Pa.) |
Type | Text |
Original Format | Newspapers |
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Contributing Institution | Milton Hershey School |
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Description
Title | The Hershey Press 1926-12-23 |
Subject | Hershey (Pa.)--Newspapers |
Description | The Hershey Press (alternatively published as "Hershey's Weekly" or "Hershey's The Progressive Weekly") was the first local newspaper, published from 1909 until 1926, covering news and events throughout the Township of Derry, Hershey, and surrounding Pennsylvania communities. |
Date | 1926-12-23 |
Location Covered | Hershey (Pa.) |
Type | Text |
Original Format | Newspapers |
Rights | https://rightsstatements.org/page/NoC-US/1.0/?language=en |
Contact | For information on source and images, contact Hershey Community Archives at contact@hersheyarchives.org. |
Contributing Institution | Milton Hershey School |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
Full Text |
Santa Claus Will Be
at the Hershey School
On Christmas Eve
Santa Claus will be at the Hershey
High School auditorium on Friday eve-ning,
Dec. 24th , at 6.30 o'clock, and he
will present gifts to about 900 children.
Preceding the arrival of Santa Claus
the children will sing a number of Christ-mas
songs. Several Christmas selec-tions
will also be sung by the older folks.
The people of the community have
contributed toward this worthy cause in
a most liberal manner, and there remains
but a small amount in order to pay the
expenses. The committee is hopeful,
however , that those who have not as yet
contributed toward this fund will do so,
and thus enable them to wipe out their
indebtedness.
You are cordially invited to be present
at the gift-gi ving. The High School
auditorium is spacious and will provide
ample accommodation for all. There
will be no jam this year.
If you have never attended any of
these affairs, do so at this time. It will
pull your heartstrings as they have
never been pulled before, at the sigh t of
all these kiddies receiving their gifts
from Santa.
Raymond Griffith in
"Wet Paint" Tuesday
The scenario of "Wet Paint, Ray-mond
Griffit h's latest starring picture
for Paramount, which comes to the
Hershey Central Theatre on Tuesday
evening, Dec. 28th, at 7.30 o'clock,
makes the star do a series of the most
ludicrously amusing things that have
ever been seen on the screen.
First, he reverses the usual process,
and "throws his sweetie down." Then
he tells her they 're through—he is going
to marry the first girl he meets. So,
what more natural than that he meet a
bevy of the fairest beauties in the land?
The lad arrives at a home he thinks is
his—but upon entering, discovers it to
belong to an attractive married woman.
After a lot of ridiculou s avoidances of
each other , they finally land in two ad-joining
shower-baths.
But the picture doesn't end until an
exciting ride has been taken in a car
without a chauffeur. Talk of your
"ships without a helm"—Ray's ex-perience
completely overshadows it.
What happens in the end? Well, if
you can keep a secret , and must know—
he marries his original girl.
Helene Costello is|"She" and Bryant
Washburn her brother . Arthur Rosson
directed.
See "From Manger
to the Cross"
Ever yone will want to see the 7-reel
picture "From the Manger to the Cross"
and the 2-reel picture "As We Forgive"
which will be shown in Hershey Central
Theatre, Wednesday and Thursday,
Januar y 5th and 6th, under the auspices
of rhe John Elder Men 's Bible Class ol
Derry Presbyterian Church. "From
the Manger to the Cross" portrays the
life of Christ and it is particularly ap-propriate
and fortunate that this shall
be shown at this time of the year. Watch
next week's Press for further details.
Tickets will be on sale next week by
the members of the class. The price of
admission for children , 12 years and
under , will be 25 cents, and for older
children and adults, 50 cents.
V. B. MEN'S CHORUS TO CAROL
The Men 's Chorus, composed of
members of the Otterbcin Men 's Bible
Class of the U. B. Sunday School , will
meet at 5 o'clock Christmas morning at
the home of Clarence K. Mengle, 48
West Chocolate avenue, and from there
will go by way of three automobiles ,
^'l.'.^Y.vvng first in front of the Hershey
Vroiri " ' ''ml then to the homes of every
member of the chorus, which are located
in differen t sections of the town. Al-though
sponsored by the Bible Class of
the U. B. Church , the organization
requests that any shut-ins or sick in the
community who desire the spirit of
Christmas cheer brought to them in the
form of song, should make it known and
they will visit them on that morning.
The Chorus also has been engaged to
sin g special Christinas numbers at a
Christmas party to be given at the Y.
W. C. A. , Friday evening, from 8 to 11
o'clock , under the auspices of th e Senior
C. K, Society of the U. B. Church.
REV. A. K. W1ER RECEIVES BIBLE
AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT
The members of I he Otterbcin Men 's
Bible Class of the I!. B. Sunday School
presented the teacher , J)r. A. K. Wier ,
as a Christinas gift of a Bible, among
its pages being insci ted one $20.(X) gold
note , a cord containing a $5.00 gold
piece, mid a $1,00 silver note.
The hook was presented to Dr. Wler
at the Sunday School session , in behalf
of the Ollci boin Men 's Bible Class l>y
the president , Clarence K. Mengle , who
in well chosen words lilting for Ihe
occasion , expressed the appreciati on of
tlie services rendered thus far by the aid
of the teacher , and the class hopes in the
coming year lo receive many helpful
and In spiring t r u t h s as are contained in
the pages of this book.
The class is fas! approaching the goal
set, (or 100 members by January 1, li)27 .
TO ENTERTAIN GUESTS AFTER
"SNOW BALL"
About Fifty guests were invited lo
attend t he breakfast which Mr. and Mrs.
Ashley DeW olf and Miss Kstn Murrle,
of IJcrshey, will give at the Penn-lliiirls
Hotel on Wednesday morning, Decem-ber
21)1 h , following I lie Snow Hall at I lie
Ilarrlshur g Country Club.
The guests will include visitors al the
Miirii e/hoiiic over th e holidays. They
are: Miss Consilium Matthew s ,' of Nor-folk
,//a. ; Miss Irene I.awler , New York;
Miss Dorothy McColhmi. Montclnlr ,
N". J. Guests from llersii ey will lie:
Miss R u t h Ksbeiishiide , Bruce Murrle,
Chillies Mcll efloy and Kenneth Pugh
CHRISTMAS FESTIVAL AT
BINDNAGLES
The Blndna gles Lutheran Sunday
School will hold their Christmas festival
on Frida y evening, December 24th , at
7,.'iD o'clock.
The program is entitled "Glad Christ-ninn
Morn ", by Adam Gerbel. A cor-dial
Invltntlon la extended to the public
to attend.
Christmas Pro gram
at Holy Trinit y
Lutheran Church
The Christmas program of the prim-ary
department of the Holy Trinity
Lutheran Sunday School will be held on
Thursday evening, December 23rd, at
6.30 o'clock.
The program is as follows:
Hymn by the school
Devotional exercises
The Welcome.." Charles Heilman
A Boy's Welcome.. Robert Bainbridge
Trio, "Merry Christmas" •¦
Vera Miller, Dorothy Ebersole and
Anna Snavely
Recitation, "Santa's Little Brother
Charles Sheckard
Exercise, "Little Bells"
Arline Slesser, James Sheckard and
Ruth Launce
Duet, "\ Love You"
Ruth and Mary Louise Schwenk
Recitation, "Christmas Is Coming"
Jackie Daniel
Recitation, "The Christmas Star".. ^
Margaret Slesser
Recitation , "The Christmas Wish".
Robert Stewart
Recitation , "What the Old Bells Say"
Richard Miller
Song, "In A Man ger Far Away ". ..
Primary department
Recitation, "L ittle \Star ".. . Paul Kinports
Recitation, "A Large Contract". ..
Carl Spangler
Exercise, "Four Christmas Wishes"
Ruth Hershey, Harry Stover, Mar y
Ann Kinports and Jacob Spangler
Recitation, "The Christmas Sack" .
Stanley Kline
Solo, "Precious Little Stranger". ..
Josephine Harris
Recitation, "If" Robert Hoy
Recitation , "A Dearer Gift"
Christine Krall
Recitation, "The Best Story "
Leonard Rump
Solo, "Only A Child" Helen Gerth
Exercise , "Merry Christmas"
Robert Stover, Ruth Schwenk and
Edwin Schwenk
Recitation, "Her Secret"
Josephine Harris
Recitation, "At Christmas Time"..
Paul Groy
Chorus, "There 's A Song in the Air"
Class of boys and girls
Exercise, "The Reason"
William Hoy and Kathryn Shaeffer
Recitation, "My Christmas Friend"
Ella Dora Schlepfer
Exercise, "The Christmas Message"
Kathryn Shay and Grace Miller
Chorus, "Star of the Christmas Sky"
Group of boys
Exercise, "Gif ts for the King"
Evelyn Slesser, Anna Snavely, Sara
Furst, Dorothy Ebersole, Helen Gert h
and Vera Miller
Exercise, "Behold to Us A Child Is Born '
Robert Shay and Ralph Lloyd
Recitation , "The Christmas Bouquet"
Jane Liller
Exercise, "Christmas Candles"....
Marion Slesser, Harold Kline, Helen
Snavely, Betty Hoffman, Dana Lebo
and Florence Leyba
Recitation, "A Christmas Prayer ".
Kathryn Boyer
Chorus, "The Christmas Babe". . . .
Class of girls
Recitation, "Silver Star-Light" . . . .
Mervin Lingle
Solo, "Little Lord Jesus"
Grace Miller
Recitation, "The Pleasure ol A Christ-mas
Time" Jgl/n Hummer
Recitation, "Cheerful Giyihg"
/ Harvey Schroll
Recitation, "My Wish/
Vir ginia Pickering
Remarks by the pastor
Hershey High Opens
With Old Punch
The local High School opened its
basketball season on Wednesday night,
December 15th, by defea ting the Elria-beth
town High School by the score of
63-36. The old-time punch was present
throuRhout the game. The boys from
Elizahethtown put up a hard , clean
fight.
Stover and Purcell started off the
season with a neck and neck race for
scoring honors. Stover tallied eleven
two-pointers. Purcell had twelve two-pointers
and a foul when the whistle
was blown to end the game. Stover
was removed from the game early in the
second hal f on account of personal fouls.
Hershey EHzobethtown
Purcell F Plummer
Stover F Wcnger
R.Sponaugle. . VV C Rutherford
Warner G Greenberger
Balsbaugh ;,G Hoffman
Miller G
F Blough
S. Sponaugle C I lerr
Hershey G Zerfosa
Curry G Shinier
Arnold G Moon
Meld goals—Purcell , 12: Stover , 11;
Balsbaugh , 1; Miller , 2; S. .Sponaugle, 3;
Plummer , 2 ; Wenger , 4; Rutherford , 1;
IHoiikIi , "1 Hen-. l;Zerfoss , 1.
Koul goals- , Pun/ell, 1; Stover , 1 ; R.
Sponaugle, 1/ Miner , 2; Plummer , 3;
Ruth erford , -4 ;/Hloiigh , 2; Heir , 1; Zcr-foHH,
1; Moon/1.
HERSHEY HIGH GIRLS LOSE TO
ELIZABETHTOWN
The girls' team put up a hard fight ,
showing a grea t deal of improvement
over last year , but lost in the end by a
scqre of 24 lo 3(i.
HERSHEY HIGH FORMS A
"MATH" CLUB
The I welflf i graders of Hershey High ,
wi th the aid of th eir Mathematics teach-er
, Minn Nellie Van Metre , formed a
Mathematics Club. Any tenth or elev-enth
Rvrtde pupil , who had a mark of K5
or ov er is eligible. The Club has an en-rollment
of 20 pupils.
There are eleven pupils of the 12th
(trade in th e club, two of the eleventh
grade mid sixteen of the t e n t h grade.
The oflieeni elected , were from the
tw elfth grade. They are: President ,
"I>lck" Sponaugle; vice-president , Win.
Wii giHM- ; treasurer , "Patty " Miller ;
secret nry, Kathl een Sandy. The under
classman also elect ed representatives
who nrc : Mne Gray blll , of the eleventh
(irnde , and Samu el Polk , of the t enth
Ki'iulc
HER SHEY HOSPITAL ITEMS
Mr«, Wilson Cuke, of 314 Para ave-nue,
1h recovering from a minor operu-
Mr. and Mrs. Chun. Luuditi , of Pal-myra
, announce the birth of a son.
Mr. und Mm. Ed. Wagner announce
¦ the birth of »on, on Tuesday.
The Smok estack ' i B y Dee Jay Qee (
I Hi l l fc lMOI I ^ l ll '^.l 11.11 llf c l l ¦ II ¦ ! II . 11^ M ¦' *l\
Yes, There is a Santy Claus
(Ask Dad. He Knows)
Give a cheer for Santa Claus ,
He's a jolly chap,
He cares not if worldly folk
Are inclined to rap
His existen ce as a farce:
Little children know
He's as real as anything
In this world of woe.
Santa 's smiles are very broad
As he reads each word
Scrawled by John Jones' little tot ;'
Doubtless he has heard
John Jones strongly disbelieves
In a Santa Claus.
Santa chuckles, "I will give
This fresh geezer pause."
So on Christmas Eve he brings
To the wee Jones tot
Everything the kid desires ;
It is such a lot,
•Af ter he has filled the tree
' Still there is much more,
This the gay old jokester heaps
High upon the floor.
Jones's kid wakes with the dawn.
Spies the laden tree.
Rouses up his drowsy dad
With his yells of glee,
Papa helps his precious pet
Clear the tree of toys,
They don 't act like dad and son,
But like two small boys.
Father pulls a letter down
From the topmast limb,
And to his amazement finds
It 's addressed to him.
Yes, the letter is a bill
For poor papa Jones:
"Bought of Spivis Brothers, Toys,
Eighty-seven bones."
Jones is game, though, never fear ,
And when Junior climbs
Up into his lap and says,
"I think, Pop, sometimes
That there ain't no Santy Claus.
Is there, Pop, Gee Whiz?"
Jones replies (and means it, too)
"Betcher boots there is."
A Present
Someone was just big hearted enough
to make us a Christmas present of a few
jokes and we are just big hearted enough
to use them here instead of making up
any junk of our own.
In Bad Shape
In one of his advertisements Harry
G. Nye, of the Nye Fool and Machine
Works, Chicago, tells of a family so poor
that they are living on ox tail soup and
beef tongue trying to make both ends
meet.
Notice in Greenville Paper
Positively no baptizing in my pasture.
Twice in the last month my gate has
been left open by Christian people and I
can't afford to chase cattle all over the
country to save a few sinners.
Short Story
Algy saw a bear.
The bear saw Algy,
The bear was bulgy,
The bulge was Algy.
Trapped
A Scotchman paid a visit to New
York and caused his friends much con-cern
by disappearing. Police were set
on the trail an d the city was scoured.
Finally—after three days the Scotch-man
was found—on a pay-as-you-enter
trolley .
A man rushed int o an old furniture store,
What do you want? asked the proprietor ,
Is this a second hand store? asked the
man
Can 't you see it 's a second hand store?
Well , I wan t a second hand for my
watch.
Superfluous
Isn 't it a sin the way we people are all
tied up by convention so that we can
move only in certain well traveled
paths? Any English teacher looking at
the above attempt at humor will at once
throw -up her hands in horror and ex-claim
, Good heavens, he's forgotten his
quotation marks. Yet—examine the
above, if you can bear to read it again.
Isn 't it fully as clea r without the quota-tion
marks as it would be with them?
One of these days we may decide to join
the van guard of the army inarching
toward literar y simplicity, and the first
thin g we shall do will be lo throw over
hoard all the quotation marks within
reach, They are alwa ys causing us
trouble anyway. Either we forget the
one at the end of the quotation or one or
two in the middle where the quotation is
broken. And then we can n ever re-member
that when the same speaker
con tinues from one paragraph to another
the pesky marks are used to open the
second paragraph but not to close the
first one. Theodore Roosevelt was the
leader of a more or less successful move-ment
for simplified spelling and it is up
to some well-meaning citizen to put
through an amendment lo the Constitu-tion
making th e manufacture , sale and
possession of quotation marks illegal in
the eye of the law.
Wrong;
Teacher —I have wen t. 'Min t 's wrong
isn 't it?
Pu pil - Yes, mam.
Teacher Why is it wrong?
Pu pil Because you ain 't went yet .
Uncertain
,lu d|ie This iiiijii says that after he
fired a shot he saw yOu run from his
chicken coop. •
Knslus John sing- ll'e could easy be
mistaken , judge. Past as 1 wasriiiiuiu ',
it might have, been somebody else what
faintly resembles me.
Strange
Doctor How does the patient act
when he is alone?
Nurse I could not say. I have
never been with him wh en he was alone.
O. K.
KhI her- -How is it , young man , that
I find you squeezing my daughter?
How is I t , I ask you?
Sofi t Squeezer Oh, great I Great!
Cook's Lamentation
It 's a pity we haven 't an y corned beef,
then we could have had corn beef anil
cabbage if onl y we had a little cabbage.
How He Does It y
The Wine Gu y whose admiration for
woman 's taste in neck lies is nil , admits
he will get u dozen of them for Chrlst-niua.
These lie will (j ack carefully
away In their pretty Christmas boxes,
all ready to send out to his relatives and
frieudHanother Christmas. Pretty good
Idea , eh? Might apply It to the CIiiIhI-muu
clgnr. too, Not?
(Continued on pane 2)
Lutheran fChurch
to Render Early
Christmas Service
A Christmas service will be held in
Holy Trinity Lutheran Church on
Christmas morning at 6.00 o'clock .
Considerable time and energy has been
expended on the part of the church
choir in preparation for this service and
it will be well worth the time and interest
of al l who have time and opportunity to
attend. The church has been attrac-tively
decorated with evergreens for the
holida y season. The program is as
follows:
Processional , "Come All Ye Faithful"
Adeste Fidelis
Matins Service, Responses
H ymn , "Joy to the World" . . . . Antioch
Anthem, "And Lo the Angel"
T. Edwin Solly
Scripture Lesson
Anthem, "Come Let Us Adore Him "
II. J. Lncey
Hymn , "Silent Night! Holy Night !1'
The Christmas Meditation Pastor
Offertory, "With the Shepherds"..
A. E. James
Anthem , "There Were Shepherds".
A. Judson
Prayer Pastor
Recessional, "Hark! the Herald Angels
Sing" Mendelssohn
Postlude, "Pea ce On Faith" . . .Gounod
The congregation takes this oppor-tunit
y to wish the people of this town
and community a Merry Christmas and
prays that every day of the New Year
will prove itself a real friend to you and
yours.
OFFICE BOWLERS TRIM
WRAPPERS
"The Hershey Chocolate Co. Office
Bowling team made its first appearance
on the Ream Alleys Saturday evening,
against the Wrapping Department team.
Although the wrapp ing room team were
the challengers , and were considered
having a bulge over the office team ,
having defeated the moulding r n
team, nevertheless, the Office team
werevthe victors by 4H pins.
\ Aver.
V Team Ave r. Per Man
Office . . . . 1)71 72!) tt'M !">() (il ia (itM (i!i() Kit)
The Oflice team ia composed of War-ner
, Spcichcr , Johnson , Mill Spangler ,
Geesamnn and Tinney.
The Wrapping Department team is
composed ol (.Ingle , Patrick , Kclieniolh ,
Morris, Fain sler and Shirk.
Hill Spangler mid "Buz/." Johnson tied
for hi gh score of 17K. Morris, Kck en-roth
and Lingle featured for the wrap-pers.
Warner and ( Jeesaman also were
lilt ting good.
JUNIOR OLIVETS LOSE TO
IJIARRI SBURG RAJAHS
The/Junior Olivets of the Hershey
Men 's Club journeyed to Ilari lslmrg on
Saturday evening, December UUh , mid
were defeated In an extra period game
wi th a score of |