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wm. BREW.'STER, " LlBBRTV AND UNION, NOW AMD FOBBVWt, ONK AND INSBPARABLB. " Editor A Proprietor. VOL. XXIV. HLNTINGDON, PA., V^EDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 1859. NO. 24. MISCELJLANEOPS ADVERTISEMENTS Scroftila, or King's Evil, b a constitutional disease, a corruption of tho blood, by which this fluid becomes vitiated, weak, and poor. Being in the circulotion, it pervades the wholo body, and may burst out In disease on any part of it. No organ is free from its attacks, nor is there one -which it may act destroy. Tho scrofulous taint is variously caused by mercurial disease, low living, dis¬ ordered or unhealthy food, impure air, filth and filthy habits, tho depressing vices, ond, above all, by tho venereal infection. ¦What¬ ever be its origin, it is hereditary in tbe con- ititution, dcscenduig " fr.om parents to childicn luito the third and fourlh generation ;" indeed, It seems to be the rod of Him who sayi, " 1 'Will visit tho iniquities of tho fathers upon \ tbeir children." j Its ofTocts commence by deposition from the blood of corrupt or ulcerous matter, which, in ths lungs, liver, and internal organs, is termed tuborelM; in the glands, swellings; and on the surface, eruptions or sores, Tbis foul cor¬ ruption, which genders in tho blood, depresses tho energies of life, so that scrofulous constitu¬ tions not only suffer from scrofulous com- ploints, but they havo far less power to with¬ stand tho attacks of other Uiseascs; conse¬ quently, vast numbers perish by disorders ¦whichj although not scrofulous in their nature, are still rendered fatal hy this laint in tho system. Most of tho ooasumption which do- oimatos the human family has its origin directly In this scrofuloua contamination ; and many destiuotiTC disoases of the liver, kidnoys, brain, ' and, mdeed, of all the organs, arise from or arc aggravated by the samo cause. Ono quarter of all our people are scrofulous; their persons aro invnded by this lurking in- . foction, and their health is undermined by it. To cleanse it from the system vve must renovate tho blood by on alterative medicine, and in- vlgorato it by healthy food and exercise, Suoh a nuilicino wo aiiiply in AYER'S Componnd Extract of Sarsaparilla, the most olToctiinl romedy which the medical skill of our times can doviso for this every whoro prevailing and fatal malady. It il com¬ bined from tho most activo remedials that have boon diicovcred for tha expurgation of tins foul disorder from tlio blood, and the rescue of tho system from iti destructive consequences. Honco it should lie employed for tho curo of not only scrofula, but also those other alfec- fjons which ariso from it, such as Encmvs «md Skik Discases, St, Axtuoxv's Fikk, UesE, or l''nYBiPKi.AS, PiMPi.r.s, Pcrtulrs, . BiorciiBS, Plains and Boii.s, TuMons, Tetteb *id Salt Riir.iyr, Scald HrAn, Hi.vowobm, HnnnMATiSM, SrrHiUTicand MEiicuniAi.Dis. ¦ASUS, DaorsT, DvsPErsiA, DcniLiTV, and, indeed, aix Complaints abisiko rnoM Vitia- •enD on iMrcac Ulood. The popular belicl In '' impurity of the blood'' is founded m truth, fur scrofula is a desonei ation of the blood. Tho Ji"''f.'^,"r:i??"!i"i«<ne"tfthiiV-ital flliid, without wdiio> sound health is impoMlble in coiitoiiiiaatod conrt-ilutioos, Ayer's Cathartic Pills, j FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OF A FAMILY PHYSIO, are so coropoicil tlist ditcasc within tho range ol thoir action cnn rarely m illistnnd or evade thorn 'fhelr sfnetratiiiK properties tosreli, nnd cleanse, Mid invigorate cvoiy iwrUon ot the human org,in- | ism, correcting Its di.enscd notion, and rcstoniiB ¦ in licalthy vitalities. As a consequence or uioso propertie., the invslid who is bowed down witll pain or physical dcliility ia astonished to find his heshh or energy roslored by a remedy at once so ¦irople and inviung. . /ot ouly do they curo tbo every-day comfilaints of every 'body, hut olso many femudalilo and dsngcrouJ disesses. The agent below named is pleased to fumiib gratis my American Almanac, , S^laining eortiacatos of their cures and dircetions ftr thoir use iu tlic following complaints: CoJdl'e- iieat, IJeartbum, Headache arising from disordered momaell. Nausea, Indigtstwn. I'liin in and Morbid inaelian of the liowelt. Flatulency, Lost of Appt- ¦ tHe, Jaundice, and other kindred cumplaints, aijiing from a low state oftlie body or obstruction of ite Rinetion). Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, POtt THE KiPin CIIIIE 0? Coughs, Colds, Influenza, Hoarseness, Cronp, Bronchitis, Incipient Consamp- tion, and for the rcliof of Consumptive Faticuts In advanced stages of the ' disease. So wide ia the field of its usefulness and so nu¬ merous arc the eases of ils cures, that almost ercrj; jcction o( <^^"°'7.J^™f„" "' "" " I'setiiui,... ..»—..J persons pub- lleiy known, who have been restored from alarming '¦ ana even desperate diseases of the lungs by its \ use. When once tried, iui superiority over every | other medicine of its kind is loo apparent to escape ! obBcrralion, and where its virtues are known, the | public no longer hesitate what antidote to employ far the distressing and dangerous affections of tlis tmlmonary organs that are incident to our climate. While many inferior remedies thrust upon the eommunity hnve failed and been discarded, this j hu sainea friends by evcry trial, conferred benefits on tne afflicted thcy cau never forget, and pro- dutti cures tee numerous and too remarkable te be forgotten, " PREPABED BY DR. J. C. AYER Si CO. LO'WELL, MASS. Jobs Rkah, Agent Huntingdon, Pa. Nov, P. US58.--ly. (540 OO 1 Cily College JEANIE IMORRISOnr. BT WM, NOTHKttWKLL, I've wandered cast, I'vo wandered west. Through mony a weaiy way ; Unt never, never can forgot The luvo o' life's young day I Tho firo that's blawn on Beltane o'en, Muy weel be black gin Yule, Hut blaokoi fa' remains the heart Wbero first foie! luve grows cool, 0 denr, dear Jeaiiio Morrison, The ibocbts o' bygane years Still fling their shadows ower my path, And bliii.l my eon with tcnr.s, Tbey bl nd my cen wi' saul, saut tears, And sair nnd sick I pine. As niemorr idly summons up The blitli blinks o' lang syne. 'Twas then we luvil ilk ilhor wool, "I'was then we twa did part j Sweet time—aad time 1 twa bairns nl schiilo. Two bairns, and bnt nc hcnrl 1 'Twas then we sal ou ae laigb bink. To leir ilk iiber Icar j And loncs, and looks, and smiles woro shed, Remeiubered overmnir, 1 wonder, Jeaiiic, often yet. When sittcn on that bink. Check loucliiii' clieok, loof lock'd iu loof. What our wco bonds eo.ild think ? When bnitb benl douii owor ao braid page, Wi'oebukenn our keen, Tliy lips were on iby lesson, bnt .My le.ison was in tlieo. Ob, mind ye how we bung our heads, How checks brent red wi' shnnie, Whene'er the senl..- weoiis Inugbiu* said, We clceked thogitber bnir.e '! And mind yo o' the Sntu.days, (The Bculctlien sknill nl noon) When wo ran all' to spool tlio braes— 'I'ho broomy braes o' June 't My bend riiis round and round nboui, ".My hcnrl flows like a sea ; A.s niic by ane tbo llioebis rush back 0* seulc time and o' lliec. Oh, mornin' life I oh, mornin' luvo I Ob, liehtsome days and lang, Wboii binuied hopes nround our hearts Like siwmei blossoms sprang ! Oh, mind yc luve, bow ufl ive left The deuviu'diiisomolonii, To wander bv ihc groen bunisido, And liciir ils water croon ? The simmer lenvea bong ower our liend.s. The llowei'fi burst round our loot, And iu the gtoainin' o' the wood, Tbe throssil whuslil sweet I Tbotbiossil '.vhuslit iu the wood. And''ive, with nature's heart in tune, Concerted harmonies ; And on Ihc knowc a buno the burn, I'or 1 ours Ihegilbcr snt, 111 lb.' rileutuuss o'joy, till bulIi Wi' vory gladness ijrat. Av.', aje, dear .Teiinie Morrison, "Tears trickled douu your chook. Like .lew-bonds on a rose, yet nniie Had oiiy power t.i speak ! Tlial win a lime, a blessed time. When lienrls wero I'resli and young, When freely gushed nil I'ocliugs fortb, Unsylbibled—unsung. I I marvel, Jennie .Morrison, Gill 1 bac been to tbeo I As closely twined wi' cnrliebt llioclits, 1 As ve line been to mu 't Oil ! tell me gin tli.ir music fills Tbiiie ear us it docs mine ; Ob 1 say gin o'er vour lienrt grows grit i Wi' Jreamirgs o' lang syne ? I'vo wandered east, I've wandered wesl, I've borne a wcnry lot; But iu my wandering, far or icir, \'v never wern forgot. The fount tbnt fir.si burst frac lliia bc*t Slill travels on its way. Aim! ehaiincla deeper ns it riua, Tbo luve of lilc's youii'; day, 0 dear, dear Jcai.'o Jlo'rison, Since we wcro sindeied young, I've never scon your bicc, nor heard Tbo music o' your toiiguo j But 1 could bug all wretched less, And happy could I dec. Hid I bul ken your bean slill dreamed 0' bygnno days and me 1 ^^ THE AWKWARD HUSBAND. BV WILI.IAM 0. EATON. I knovv It, love. The fact is, tbey are j boat—he lo manage it—he, of all men in so small one can hardly see them.' He thought this mighl put her in good humor, Uend failure, il wns a rebellious and revengeful corn. 'And yours are so big that I tremble whenever you come ivithin a yara of me. O, my poor feet!' Il ivas a melancholy fact that .Mr, Stags^ was a rnre example of blundering awk¬ wardness. He was one of lhe best natur¬ ed persons alive. Clumsy animals are generally the easiest tempered. Bul Mrs. Slagg did nol believe this lo be any atone¬ ment, lor whenever Slagg moved, things animate or inar.iinate were in jeopardy.— In doors or nut, ruin and confusion mark¬ ed big presence. He loved his wife dearly and kept so near her, that ber feet bore wilness nnd paid the penalty. That day by wny of recompense, he look her out lo ride, and it would have been a very happy drive, if be bad not, several limes more, crushed her feel, as tbey vvere admiring the scenery. Sbo began lo cry, and her lenrs were only stopped by his hanging both his ponderous leet out of the vehicle, Bul as his peculiar fate would have it, the position wns unfavoru- ble for his driving, which allho best wns inisernbly poor .ind awktvard, nnd be be¬ gan to drive ngainsl everything thnt cnme along; now on tbis side, now on tbnt— clink, grate, jnr, bang, jerk, crash ! ex¬ ecuting unheard of inancEUvres, with such a want ol judgment, ibal Mrs. Slagg at last began lo implore of bim: 'Take in those feet ngnin, do Philemon, Belter to have my feel amputated than break my neck,' lie obey d, but drove worse Ihan before and alter provoking the anger of drivers all ulong tho road, he finally settled lhe queslion ol life nnd denth, by smashing ngainst n heavy mail ccicb sliatl.'ring and upsetting bis own learn, and remaining behind wilh his wife and the body, while the horse galloped ah»ad wilb the^ .sbafio rs nnd wre slad to get home ngain- •ril lell you what I'll agree to, wile, said he, nfl.r n lecture; •! ngree to give you tbe most beautiful shawl you can find in tho city, if I trend upon your feei n?ain once, .viibin a fortniehi. I'm determined to break myself of the hnbil.' r to relate, he becnme so walch- the world ! Perhaps she wos thus trusting, from the consideration that certain amphibious ani- mils, ivhich are awkward on land .ire very graceful, experi, and a«/oi'<upon tbe wn- ler, bul afier she was upset, by bis blun- dering mansgemenlol the sails and arrived hnme dripping wel, she didn'l think Slagg was a monster of that amphibious genus. The husband prided himself upon his adroitness in '.he perUrmance of li'.tle do¬ mestic chores, and when the fit wns on him you shnuld have marked how Mrs. Siagg did shako. He raised the deuce, and broke things all around generally, with lhe besl of inteniions. Mary being sick, nnd John on a visit lo his .\unl Betsy, Slagg undertook the innn- agemenlof household afTairs ''lor on.; day only,' .Mrs, Stngo at bis heels all tbe lime lest be should tumble the house over, and set it on fire. In bis hurry, he poked the grate with the handle of the shovel, threw the ashes, The Last Joke. 'This is a groat country for jokes, and fie have jusl had one which is too good to keep. Early this morning thero was ad ded to our company of trav.'lers a pair who looked very like runaways ; the gen- ti.'innn, a ta'l, raw-boned specimen, ol the bnlf-horse, half alligator class, and the la- df a full match for him. Among the pas¬ sengers from N«iioieon is a solemn looking geuilcmun, who hnd all along been taken for a preacher. Aboul nine o'clock lasl night I was conversing tvith the 'reverend' individual, when a young man stepped up. and addressing him remarked: 'We're go iiig 10 bave a wedding, and would like lo have you officiate.' 'All right, sir, he re pii 'd liiugliingly, nnd wo stepped into the ladies cabin, when, sure enough the coup¬ le slood waiting. There had been some 'kissing gnniosj'und several mock mama ges gone through wilh during lhe eve¬ ning, and I supposed that this was merely a continuation of lhe sport; and so ihoughl the 'prencher,' who, I could see, hud 'Do you mean this for a retainer P suid Brief. •Yes.' 'Then,'said Brief, pulling the money In his pocket, "he told you to go to b—I.': Well, I adrise you not to go. There is.! moreover, noslaiute or local law that can compel you lo a specific performance, I say don't you do il. _ ! Cruelty of the Slave Oode. That such inhumanity as is narrated bo- low by a Washingion correspondenl ofthe New York Evening Post, is permitted by the laws of the Distnct of Columbia, it a disgrace to the nation : 'gDJd Manuel Mason and his wife nrere the slaves ef a white woman, living a lew A few years ago into the yard instead of the barrel, and j gg^j'j^^l „f i,u,„or'jn him, and'ivas in¬ clined 10 promole general good feeling and merriiiieni, The couple stood before him n great deal more solemn than was ne¬ ccssarv in a mock marriage, I thought, inle. lie wiped his rnzir on the most in-: „nj ^^^^ -preacher' asked the necessary tere.-ting leal io her ulbum—poetry writ-[ questions, nnd then proceeding in tbe usu- icii by a former lover—she vowed il was j ^| „,„y^ pronounced them 'husbniid and flinging it agninst the wind, nearly put out Mrs. .Stagg's eyes as well as his own. He drove a nail wilh lhe bottom of a por¬ celain vace. and lefl the atoms to lell the inientional. Thinking, al one time thai she approncb.d too near, toilh her feet, he started b.ick nnd fell ir,:o a looking-glnss which reached from floor to ceiling, caus¬ ing a muliiplicniion of his beautiful image, anything bul satisfactory to either of them- j ^f pleasu 'Grncious heaven— Philemon —slop' Now you have none your day's lyork.-a good ninny bard dnys work, in half a day ! Now do stop !' 'Pity, Laura, but can't be- -' Helped, ho was going lo say, jusl us be was belninir hi...c.lf,.. - ' - ' ., m ped the decanter Itill ol port, upon the ^• An Editor in a Fix, Millie story is told by the Cleveland ! ™i|es out of the cily, Aea,/er,llustr«ling the absent mindedness , Manuel was taken sick with imflamaiory ol the famous edilor of tha New York! i. . .muaniaiory Trifmnc Hornc. ^ ""/"" '^^'^ Ifort rheumiitsm, and was given up bythe Tnbunc, Horace Greely. Horace wa, j<,etors as incurable. Under these circum- siopping at the house of a fnend in Alio- stances his mistress oflered to sell hrior gheny ciy, and there being a number of ^ ,300. Nobody would touch him at tha visitors present a large fruit basket was p„'ee. Finally she offered .0 give cripple pnssea around filled with large luscious \ his freedom for $300, he lo p.y her in in apples. A young lady, the daughier of stalmcnls, Ue accepted the offer, .ad lhe bost, approached the eccentric editor paid off the eniire sum in due cour,e of while he was engaged in animated con. I lime. He parli.lly recovered hi. heallh versnlion with a gentleman upon the sub-: hired Me/.'me 0/A.'s i^./e for so much a ject of "piotetjtion to manufactures," (a y^^^ ^hal she mighl keep houso for him subject upon which Greely is parlicul.rly ' („ Washington. They raised alarge num- enthusiaslioOant.' poiilely reques.ed hiin | ber of children at ihetr own expense, but lopariake. Horace was m tbe middle of, i„„„Hably al about the age of ten Uar. be to hnn, all absorbing topio and me- „,« ..,i,t,ess ,00k away each child and sold chanic,.||y reached out bis hand and com- j, <,„¦„, appropriated ,1 to her o.vn use. menco irnnsferring lhe huge pippins from I ^t la.l only one cnild was left-' liul. be dish to the le I hand rear pockels of Ben,' He was, like all younge.tchildren his frock coat. The blushing lady could , favome-ihe baby-ihe comfit rTe' r.ot tvell remove the dish while the tllus- i M folks .rious guest manifested a disposition to ,, September lasl one ofour new police keep on helping himself so there she j a,,p,„aeheu the small dwelling ol .Manuel stood m the midd e of the P" or. the Mason in search of 'liiile Ben' for the lost group, of course, " ihe observed of all i ehild musl be taken 10 minister lo the ver.- observers, there, Greely, after I'-" I cious nppo.ile of the monsler. Slavery.- ingdeos-.tedsomehal dozen in said pock- Benjamin wasm'ssing, however. The et.'held her with his gimer.ng eye- lalk- faiher never bad him in his power or pos- m conlribu.ing 13 ibeir fun ; ! '"^ volubly all the litue, and lolnlly ""-1 ,,,i„^ f„ „„, ,„„^^„^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^"^^ but he did not understand why they should i "?.'"""', °.^ '^'"7"':"e ^"^ •"' *"'¦!/»•'¦ i denly arrested for ' harboring a slave !' select bin, 10 act us preacher. Just Ihen ' 7 ,', """,1" " ^""""''''"'''"'"": ^'f ""', The law dates 1807, under which he was " /,'Ui//c».s 1 eflorl to Bet another 'Newton wife.' There was a good deal of fun af¬ terwards, nud when il was over I left the cabin-.-nnd ao did the 'preacher,' who re¬ marked lo me that he liked 10 see young folks enjoying themselves, nnd took a deal iheir fun ; somo one colled mo aside, and the old gen¬ ileman stepped into his stale room, which was next lo mine, VA'hcn 1 returned, the ^ '^"'".!'?.";'. ."PP."!, aSi 111 Sl I'lrff "iWiinlieie IV iemui; who had played ihe'atiendaot,' and fruitless) eflorl to get another taken, and the literal penalty is 'one hun- in the already ahiriningly distended pock- Hrnd nni,,„io ..f ,„i, „ " T ,r „,, ,,,.,. . ured pounds of tobacco per hour' for each et. 'I be damsel thought this the oppor- boor nf bnrbo,i„ 1 ^ ., ... c e ,-. , """fol harboring a slave. You will Der. lunily to escape froiij the dilemma jij.! ,u,u .najimto nunt up his boy, and upon cy. S'jddonly shitting tho apple to tho otb-1 ^js neglecting lo do this he was thrown in¬ er band he commenced rapidly filling the jnjgji. Alihongh no evidence was offered he continued ; ap„ingi him, yet the Justice would nol lei pel, a magnificent Uruitels wilh a wU ! who. as I came up, remarked, 'Well, if! „,;,„. ,,^,,_„hich process ne eonunu.. „p„„ ground, and ,1 was ruined forever. ; that is tbe case, it's a good joke ; for tbey ; „,„ii ^|,, ,,,,¦,,, eontenls of the dish were • j^,,„„ „„, „„ „„„ ,„, bail than tlSOO Tbis dampened bis ardor in the cms., are in dead earnest, and havo retired lo the ' „,u„,„, „, r„ ,„;„ „m« G-oelv's IFe, i , u r '^i 71 , ? . .' ,1 ; 1 I J - , I r .1 ,1 ' , r,.! ,, , - . ' exhausted. Hy this time Ijreely s tf'et- \ which tvus furnished by a k nd-hearted of housework, and he desisted for the dny , same room.' The od gent eman rased , 1, ,, „„„, .¦„„,i ,.!,„„, . ,,..1, „,„i I ¦- e , :.- - . - ,. ¦'-' '' fmi pockets contained about a peck and citizen of lie district. A jury very ouiok- istsieu ioruiei.uy , »„„.„ ,„„,.„ .,.. „,. ^ ^^.^^^ ^^^^^^.^^ contained about l . both he and bis wife agreeing that he had 1 both bis hands as be excluimel, 'Good „,„,.,, i,;..„„, ,.,;i. ,„ r,,,,„ .nmBibmrr 1 , u - i- ,' ', ' ¦." "s I ' caused his coal tails lo lorni ."omethmg |y (jrought in a verdicl of guilly, ihougb done coneb. _ j Heavens ! you don tell me so, and rush- „^,^^ ^ ^-^^^^ „„g,, ,^.„„ ,,^3 ^ack. Al- | lynh no more evidence of guilt than is ,„ gular to relate, ne oecioe = , ,. But justice mtisl bo done tt, Mr. Slagg .s ing, just ns be was boot lu band, lo the ,,,„„„,, ^„„y „„, ;„ „,„ ,„„,„ „„, „„,„,. ,_^ ^^^,_j ._, ,^^^ l^,,.^^_ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^ » ful during that period, Hint Mrs, Slagg f'.^P"^-"'""- Sad accidents did nol rufH-i state room mdicated eommenced an assault ^^.^ ^i^,,^^ ^^i„, ,„„p,,,„_ „^ ,^^ excru-! Jed to jail, where for days be lay without b..d no cause lo cotr.plain, on that scor., or ! '"Y^P" ^'^-^n "en oihers Were at fault, on the door as if he would bailer it down, I ^,„,i„^ ^„„,^ „„j ^„ l„„gh_ H„^,^^ ;^^,„ I ^ ^^^_ >^^ ^„ ^^^ ^.^^^ J^ ^^^^^ and the scoldings of his wife mnde no iiii-1 exclniining at each lick: 'For Heaven s ¦„,,,„„„.„ ,._..„f 1,;.. ,¦,,-„„,.„ :,,i,i:.. „ 1 - 1 r - j e r t , .¦ r .- .¦ 1 1 , . I ¦¦ > „ ..„ Ul ; "1'he even tenor ol his discourse, in U!i»s- He lay in jail forty-nine davs before Judge prcssion upou bun ol an unlavornbie na-] sake, don 1,1 am t a preacher! Iho whole , -, j j . 6.^ ture, lie sincerely mourned .iver Ins ele- ^ cabin wus aroused, every sla'o room flying phnnliiie mo'ions, and had charity for oth- : opi'ii with a slam ; when the doorop-ncd, ers- And amid all bis dire blunders du-1 and the Arkan-sus traveler, poking oul his usual, and"gave ber one crush-ihough he | ""? ''"" "'"''^''^ Klnigbt of probation, to | bend, coolly remarked, 'Old hoss, you'er dared not sit beside her. nr.d. though when I ^^"' ^"'?«'' "-'S'"^' ""¦"'¦'= '""" o"" '"'••'"¦ ! '" '^'« '¦' Ihey walked out, be kepi continually look- ! 'l" '"' ''i'' ""' 'nal^^'-he did uot .,lcp on ] ratlior/jo^score. But n eerlnin amount of awkwardness was doomed lo be bis,— Though he now approached ber only nt arm's length, she, in view of the shawl, not curing if he approached ns nenr as i lier feci Legal Advice. I ing, 'Js he supposed,'squat A genileman ordered a suit of clothe? \ baby.' ful unconsciousness, and did not discover Crawford would design to sentence him bis mivinke 'till he allemped to sit down, Xbe sentence wasto pay a fino or«166,66; when he .vasas much a.stonished aa the being 91,07 'for every hour lhe slave was Yankee who unexpectedly planted him harbored—one half 01 said nmount to go lo self ia the middle of a spring bottom sofa, ihe use of the owner ol tho slave, and the and leaped inlo the air Willi horror al bav- , other half to lhe Uniied States.' I quoto' in,r as he suDnosed,'squat on somebody'e ; from the Judge's sentence as reported in the Jn'ational Intelligencer. Mason wns nlcnced to pay all tho cost and lo a jail lill the enliro sum was paid! Mary has put on loo much bustle, but it's reason that my cloihes j ihe fashion, you see.' I looked around. hall. was aiivny 'Not m«c/i, my dear,' he replied brealh- .j, j^ nothing 10 joke about. Ii ia your ! and said : lessly, picking himself up al the fo t of huge hoofs which arc lo blame, not my' 1 what's lb lhe staircase; "bul I've nearly mushed f,et-..ab! O!' ; were nol ready as you promised'? Here, I and, true as you live, there warn't a gn my head.' And he put his hand to that Philemon Slagg had trodden upon her ! you have kept me in the cily at a loss of i ,„ that room that hadn't her back a stick, rrniic magazine, which wns essenlially (eei once more ! | time uud business onlv to disappoint me j bumped, and profusely bleeding, . ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ , ^^^^ [ begun- ngain ? J.n'Mv, if we hno vou in our pan of the coun A leirific scream announced thai Philo- mon Slagg had planted bis blundering foot on one of Mr-^, Stugg's corns, for the third time that morning, and so exaspera¬ ted wns tbal lady—for she ivas a lody, nol wilhslnndiug wbal followed—that for the Pays for a full course in the Irou City College, I first tl me in ber life, she raised her lilll tbe largest, most extensively patronized and loot, and gave her awkward husband a fierce kick! You might think there tvns a row in that family in consequence—and beat organized School in the United States. SAT students attendiiiK daily, march, 1859. Usual timo to comploto a lull couro, fiom G ,„ j, „,aa, alihongh Mr. Sines was conac to 10 weeks- Eveiy Student, upon graduating r. - r .. , . ... l .¦ , is guaranteed to bo compelent to inanage the , ""^ of bis faults, and thought that the kick Uooks of any Business, and qualified to earn a i was inlcnded as a subsliluts for '.vhnt was - —"'•i"<"' Ho was surprised, 'O, my poor Philemon! You are almost ,„ 1, , 1"'""="' •' •-e. = » , . ., , ¦ ., . . , „' „ .. , , Willi never slop treading on ynur leet! 1 try. I lell you wbal they would call yon ; kied! Take my arm. Here, Mary John ,,,, ,. ,, ..,,, , ,, , ., ' , ' , ' ¦' , I'll get a rope and hang myself. M'll set! they would say you were a perfeci souirf.' 'Loofc out /or j/Pfr/«/, Laura, wss bis , e ,x 7 x. l i .... . u f,i. 1 • , ,. ¦' n J ' ' a plnloon of soldiers to charge bayonets I 1 he knight of the goose explained that upon me—it oughl 10 be the "awkward ube only cBmpeteiit workman he hadoapa- squad," too. O, my dear, poor wifo, lake j ble of making the suil, had a wife lying al care of your feet—-you are a martyr lo my I death's door, and he could nol possibly salary of fron. $500 to $1000. Studeuts enter at any time—No Vacation Review t.t pleasure. worse, a scolding, however.; but he did not escape so easily Kevieiv i.t pieasiiru. aa ho imagined. at TT..mi^^ttorXi..t^Venn^n.^.iv .Blundering, awkward creature ! What K^Miniaters'Bon received at half price. fuice I done that you shculd be always " n, ,T,x.,„,x.,a ,11...u—1. I know what crime such suffering is inlend- I shall be a cripple one of these tSrS. M, PETTENOILL ft uo.'B Adver-i ¦"¦¦- . born prudent remark. 'I'd rather not plaster my wounds wilb a thousand dollar shawl.' Slagg was nol very seriously hurt, and was able to be out and aboul next day.— Taking a walk together. Slagg bad no les.s than three nlletcations with ped.~striniis, against whom his clumsy way of locomo¬ tion had precipitated himself and wife, in such a manner as to make il seem inien¬ tional. He floundered along like a great, fl'p-eared elephant, and it was hardiv possible not to mistake his walk for an iin< F, 'wrSENE'lNS'," pTltsburgb, Apr,20,'69, ed .^ _. M, PETTENGILL k CO.'S Adver- days, Philemon, as sure as you af- tisiug Agency, 119 Nassau St., New York, A; 10 State St., Bosion. 8. JI. Pettengill & Co, clumsiness, a—' 'Dou't you say toe martyr!' interrupted she, quickly nnd fiercely, a sudden idea oc¬ curring that be was making lun of her ; 'O, you unfeeling creature, I only wish the world knew of my sufferings wilh you — You trample upon me all tho lime—there I is no end to it. 1 wish I could gel a di The FRANKfNO Privileoe.—The fol¬ lowing articles tvere not long since senl by tng out jest the same way. Such a set of '"»'' '" » ™f"'''" "f ^""g""' f""" Phil- critters I nevsr did put my eves on. and -"l^'lph'? "^ Wiishingtoti. yet they all stood aboul a smiling and ai, One'v^od"" box eboul a toat square ' , r ,, ., ,. ., , labeled 'Dr. 1 Universal Rsnuidy.' talking 10 lhe fellers, as if nothing ailed | One jointed fishing-rod, carefully done tbetii, poor things ! I never see a eel of yp .„ brown paper, folks dressed so and so awfully stuck up as j One Old Dominion Coffee Pot large size, ibey were. Some of the gals bad feath-I These wore 10 go as Irce, mailable mat¬ ers in their hair, and some had flowers or i'«''•''"'''^'"g of'"•convenient shape to be ''¦¦"- ''"• - i go'J -chains twisted among their curls, and i l^^^f Tl^'romct'DerrUnent' u'^ili The outraged gentleman was notable lo \ , jij„.. .ee one there that wasn't dresso.; j be iVen, is doing a^rali^e'xpress busine^sl smoih r his disappoinlmenl, nnd bernted up in her silks and jatins, as crank as 1 thereby doing a great wrong lo the Ex- ihe tailor soundly for lailing in his positive could be. As lor mon, I thought 1 should • pfe«s Companies. Sending coffee-pots, promise, have haw-hawed right out a lafin lo see "'''*''"? P°^«»*"'',1"'":''/n«'''':'n" ¦'"bom •I'he ninth fraction ol Khc genus homo ,o,„e of 'em. Ther. was one chap lal-! ^3^"^ -X^esZuted .0 "do^^ ^ ' could not stand this, and plainly told his , ^. ,g ,„ ^.^^ ^^^be, wilh bis hair parted ' ' " ^'""Sressuian used to do. customer to go to the caloric regions of Pan. j f^„^ ,^, ^„p „f hj^ head down each side Tdumonmn. | of his face, and it hung down behind all I wish you thought half as muchT"''"'""'""' . o. ...o .-..v, „— .- „ ¦ ' - - -... ...... 1 The customor, red with rage, rushed | „,^^ ,,,3 ^„^, ,„|,^^ 1,,^^ ^ y^.j,,^ g^,,^ .^^^ pudenl swagger. Yet all was innocent in """" " ' , - ,, , 1 ne cumuuiu, .u« „ .. J ._ , . .. „ , u u of my feet, as you do about an old nev; ' , "'"'' 1 1 A I ...11 T ...l.l, T M,™. L„,, icross the aireel loa lawyer, and in an ex- shawl. Awkward' 1 wish 1 was born , , , , . , cited, vehement and hurried manner. hiin; and in one of the disputes, ivhere hu had bounced one man against another and that other against two ladios, both of wh "m were ihrown down in the contact, their ilunt sho'wfd fight, when Slagg stepped ... wilh the remark that, 'I did it!' where¬ upon ull three pitched inlo htm, and would _ J the Agents for tho "Jodrxol" and tho most influentialand largest circulating Newspapers in the United Stales and the Canadas. They are autborijed to contract for uc at oar lowes 0!' •My de»r Laura, it pains me as much have made Slagg stagger, but for the in as it does you, I assure you.' "erposition of the two ladies, and the ex •O pshaw! Smypnlhy is chenp. O dearl' ' •Thero seems to be a fatality about it.' said the ashamed Stngg hanging his heod Wilhoul feel!' 'I wish I had been. I solemnly declnie !' j [exclaimed Mr. Stngg, inun outburst of des- j [pernlion. 'I'd have'emsii'vud off now. if it I would ond my misery. Bui I s-jpposo I should be treading ou you with my slumps'' liad as she fell, hugging ber foot, Mrs. ! would do in such a caao. said : 'Do yon knotv Snip, tho tailor across the way here V ' Yes,' replied Brief, ' Well, now, [ want your advice,' said lhe gentleman ; 'I tvant lo knotv tvhat you That imfmnous planation of Mrs. Stngg that "he was such j Stagg could nol control her laughter ai this i sliich-louse bas not only kept me bore in inv'Stiomir ABontVhav'enrade over $25,000 'I could almost cul off my feet lo prevent 00 one,—better than all oiher similar agencies, fuch accidents.' Mar.23 'SS.-Oin.'* " 'hey sh6blV*always be in Ihe way, she ""^".V, ,- i" 7v.V;,r/f;7,„i»'I.''o;« murmerea. looking with vanity at her Ut.! and belore me nr^ ween was c.,u„.., »..„ | Jt^l office.'" M" f-hinese understandings, ' '-rusted herself with her husband, in a sail- a clumsy creature'.' j last remark, bor husbanA's evidenl sinceri-1 tho cily on expense to the greal dolriinenl Comfortable companion, he, for a prom- ly and luchryinose look, exciing her of my business, and dissppiinled me in a inade! Mrs. Siagg like evoiy sensible I mirth the more. She laughed long nnd j suit ol cloihes, but, when I wenl lo ramon. woman who has a just regard for her loud, and finally he joined hor; and the slrato with thu fello.v about it, wbal rIo heallh, was partial to going abroad lo snuff nex I day she had more reason to laugh, you suppose the impudeni rascal lold tne ? the fresh air, when oiher dulies said yes; for she got lhe shawl; a kindness which He told ine lo yu to h—1!' With ll d before the flrst week tvas ended, she , has ever sinco 50 impressed Mrs. Slagg, j words the gentleman laid lilO ou thu d that sho lakes care of hei feet herself. and said '" ' ^..11 ^'m. do'' Lefore she begins to wear a comb , and Ihere was two bunches of hair stuck out on his upper lip right under his nose, lik* a cat's whiskers when she be^-ins 10 gel' her back up, Every lime he spoke, the hair kinder tiz-up and moved aboul, till ii wns enough to make one crall all over to look at him. Think sez 1, if it wouldn't be fun 10 see that varmint try to eat. II he didn't gel his victuals tangled up in that bunch of hair, he must know how lo To Kill Burdock and otheh Noxious WkEds.—'Phe fence corners and road sides often abound with Burdock, Canada Thistle, Jamestown weed and similar un¬ pleasant encumbrances. These may be killed oul, root and br»nch, by cutting tliem off at the surface of the ground, or an inch or two below, jusl at that period when growing wiih the greatest luxuriance or nbout the time they are in full bloom ; I repen'. this a year or two and they will I give no further trouble. No attention I need bo paid to iho phases of the moon, I but rather lo the condition of the plant in ' ils stages of grotvlh. aim alfiircd straight with hia knife a.id fork. "Soni£/(cA-^^^^_ j Kicking Cows.-Kioking cows can be IW Wives aro cheap in Delaware,— j cured of the habit, for tho time being, With these I The Georgetown Messenger relates that j aud perhaps permaiisnily, by bangiuK,^' k, ' one was sold in thai Stale tho olhor day ; couamon draftchain jusl lorward o^* Nuw what would you do V ' for Sf and a doj ' hip-., befote milking.
Object Description
Title | Huntingdon Journal |
Masthead | The Huntingdon Journal |
Volume | 24 |
Issue | 24 |
Subject | Huntingdon County (Pa.); Anti-Masonic; whig; Huntingdon County genealogy; Juniata River valley; early newspapers; advertising; politics; literature; morality; arts; sciences; agriculture; amusements; Standing Stone; primary sources. |
Description | The Anti-Masonic Huntingdon Journal was first published on the 25th of September, 1835. Under the direction of several owners and editors, the paper became the Huntingdon Journal and American in 1855 and then restored to the Huntingdon Journal in 1870. |
Publisher | A.W. Benedict, T.H. Cremer, J. Clark, J.S. Stewart, S.L. Glasgow, W. Brewster, S.G. Whittaker, J.A. Nash, R. McDivitt, and J.R. Durborrow |
Date | 1859-06-15 |
Location Covered | Huntingdon County (Pa.) |
Type | Text |
Original Format | Newspapers |
Digital Format | image/tiff |
Source | Microfilm |
Language | English |
Rights | http://rightsstatements.org/vocab/NoC-US/1.0/ |
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Contributing Institution | Juniata College |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
LCCN number | sn86071455, sn86053559, sn86071456, sn86081969 |
Month | 06 |
Day | 15 |
Year | 1859 |
Description
Title | Huntingdon Journal |
Masthead | The Huntingdon Journal |
Volume | 24 |
Issue | 24 |
Subject | Huntingdon County (Pa.); Anti-Masonic; whig; Huntingdon County genealogy; Juniata River valley; early newspapers; advertising; politics; literature; morality; arts; sciences; agriculture; amusements; Standing Stone; primary sources. |
Description | The Anti-Masonic Huntingdon Journal was first published on the 25th of September, 1835. Under the direction of several owners and editors, the paper became the Huntingdon Journal and American in 1855 and then restored to the Huntingdon Journal in 1870. |
Publisher | A.W. Benedict, T.H. Cremer, J. Clark, J.S. Stewart, S.L. Glasgow, W. Brewster, S.G. Whittaker, J.A. Nash, R. McDivitt, and J.R. Durborrow |
Date | 1859-06-15 |
Date Digitized | 2007-06-01 |
Location Covered | Huntingdon County (Pa.) |
Type | Text |
Original Format | Newspapers |
Digital Format | image/tiff |
Digital Specifications | Image was scanned by OCLC at the Preservation Service Center in Bethlehem, PA. Archival Image is an 8-bit grayscale tiff that was scanned from microfilm at 400 dpi. The original file size was 26663 kilobytes. |
Source | Microfilm |
Language | English |
Rights | http://rightsstatements.org/vocab/NoC-US/1.0/ |
Contact | To submit an inquiry about or request a viewing of Archives or Special Collections materials complete the Archives and Special Collections Request Form here: https://libguides.juniata.edu/ASC |
Contributing Institution | Juniata College |
Sponsorship | This Digital Object is provided in a collection that is included in POWER Library: Pennsylvania Photos and Documents, which is funded by the Office of Commonwealth Libraries of Pennsylvania/Pennsylvania Department of Education. |
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wm. BREW.'STER,
" LlBBRTV AND UNION, NOW AMD FOBBVWt, ONK AND INSBPARABLB. "
Editor A Proprietor.
VOL. XXIV.
HLNTINGDON, PA., V^EDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 1859.
NO. 24.
MISCELJLANEOPS ADVERTISEMENTS
Scroftila, or King's Evil,
b a constitutional disease, a corruption of tho blood, by which this fluid becomes vitiated, weak, and poor. Being in the circulotion, it pervades the wholo body, and may burst out In disease on any part of it. No organ is free from its attacks, nor is there one -which it may act destroy. Tho scrofulous taint is variously caused by mercurial disease, low living, dis¬ ordered or unhealthy food, impure air, filth and filthy habits, tho depressing vices, ond, above all, by tho venereal infection. ¦What¬ ever be its origin, it is hereditary in tbe con- ititution, dcscenduig " fr.om parents to childicn luito the third and fourlh generation ;" indeed, It seems to be the rod of Him who sayi, " 1 'Will visit tho iniquities of tho fathers upon \ tbeir children." j
Its ofTocts commence by deposition from the blood of corrupt or ulcerous matter, which, in ths lungs, liver, and internal organs, is termed tuborelM; in the glands, swellings; and on the surface, eruptions or sores, Tbis foul cor¬ ruption, which genders in tho blood, depresses tho energies of life, so that scrofulous constitu¬ tions not only suffer from scrofulous com- ploints, but they havo far less power to with¬ stand tho attacks of other Uiseascs; conse¬ quently, vast numbers perish by disorders ¦whichj although not scrofulous in their nature, are still rendered fatal hy this laint in tho system. Most of tho ooasumption which do- oimatos the human family has its origin directly In this scrofuloua contamination ; and many destiuotiTC disoases of the liver, kidnoys, brain, ' and, mdeed, of all the organs, arise from or arc aggravated by the samo cause.
Ono quarter of all our people are scrofulous; their persons aro invnded by this lurking in- . foction, and their health is undermined by it. To cleanse it from the system vve must renovate tho blood by on alterative medicine, and in- vlgorato it by healthy food and exercise, Suoh a nuilicino wo aiiiply in
AYER'S
Componnd Extract of Sarsaparilla,
the most olToctiinl romedy which the medical skill of our times can doviso for this every whoro prevailing and fatal malady. It il com¬ bined from tho most activo remedials that have boon diicovcred for tha expurgation of tins foul disorder from tlio blood, and the rescue of tho system from iti destructive consequences. Honco it should lie employed for tho curo of not only scrofula, but also those other alfec- fjons which ariso from it, such as Encmvs «md Skik Discases, St, Axtuoxv's Fikk, UesE, or l''nYBiPKi.AS, PiMPi.r.s, Pcrtulrs, . BiorciiBS, Plains and Boii.s, TuMons, Tetteb *id Salt Riir.iyr, Scald HrAn, Hi.vowobm, HnnnMATiSM, SrrHiUTicand MEiicuniAi.Dis. ¦ASUS, DaorsT, DvsPErsiA, DcniLiTV, and, indeed, aix Complaints abisiko rnoM Vitia- •enD on iMrcac Ulood. The popular belicl In '' impurity of the blood'' is founded m truth, fur scrofula is a desonei ation of the blood. Tho Ji"''f.'^,"r:i??"!i"i« |
LCCN number | sn86071455, sn86053559, sn86071456, sn86081969 |
FileName | 18590615_001.tif |
Month | 06 |
Day | 15 |
Year | 1859 |
Sequence | 1 |
Page | 1 |
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